September 3, 2025 • 38 mins
Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from September 2. Eddie is finally back, Reed is running on fumes after filling in on the morning show, and chaos follows. They argue over the color of mysterious flip flops (blue and gray or white and gold), put Eddie’s Top 5 knowledge to the test with condiments and natural disasters, and light up Hot Take Tuesday with some bold opinions. Karli jumps in to dominate Name That Tune accordion edition, Reed breaks the news of the infamous butt sniffing bandit’s return, and science says binge watching might actually be good for you. Plus, Karli sends her little boy off for his first day of school, and Eddie wins the energy drink over under.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety five nine kids have them. It's reading Eddie in
the Afternay, buddy, thanks for coming back, Thanks for coming back.
Well yeah, oh yeah, I did the morning show, which
what what did you think I meant?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I don't know. Are you that tired? You don't know
what's happening right now?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
A little bit, man, Yeah, we'll get back three thirty.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No nap, huh and even a little one.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm not even at my desk for ten minutes, Eddie.
Definitely not what me though me never, I wouldn't take
a nap at my desk ever, or two of them
not me, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, you're not Ross Maxwell.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, he snores.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I love that I sit right next to Ross Maxwell
from w abl And I'm not even kidding you. There
will be times I'm just sitting there doing my show prep,
you know, working on my desk right here.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
That's so good. He doesn't carrie, he's been there so long.
He doesn't carrying fire me. He's not gonna win anywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
That's all funny.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But yeah, dude, what should we do today? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Usually you take care of this part. Yeah, but did
you not do anything? Did you not prep for anything.
Are we are we flying blind?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Here'll fly by the seat of our pants today, all right? Yeah,
so makes sense for us. It's it's a short week, yes,
and I'm gonna talk a little bit later. How I
think this is my my thing is we should only
be working four days a week.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, And are you still miserable?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Not really? Okay, because technically today is like my Monday,
right yeah, but except it's not because I had Monday off.
So I even woke up early today, and I feel
all right. Good for you, I'll tell you, I'm proud
of you. I'm kind of hallucinating.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
This is progress for you, though it's a little.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
A little bits, it's a little bit of progress. So
two and a half is my over under onund energy
drinks today. What are you thinking you had to have
done one during the morning show. I'll tell you right now,
I already got two in. You got two right before three?
Oh you know this.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Morning when I heard you talking about it was Katie
and mine know, I I for sure said three.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I say he's going three. So where are you are?
You are three? Now? I'm at two?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Right now, You've got a whole show early, you're doing
three apps and then do I go to the gym.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Land.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
If I go to the gym, I'm definitely doing a
pre workout on the pre workout will count as an entergy. Yeah,
it has to so that you're doing four today. Man,
I'm a wild card. Ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's
raiding Eddie in the afternoon. And before I even say anything,
you are going to need to go to ninety five
nine kiss FM dot com right now to see a picture,
(02:25):
because you're not gonna understand anything me and Eddie are
going to.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Talk about right now. Oh okay, we're talking about the
flip flops. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. There are flip flops
and flip flops and the flip flop you did.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Nobody can agree on what color these flip flops are.
It's the dress all over again, dress all over again.
Remember that dress? It was like I saw black and
blue but other people saw white. Oh yeah, yeah, it's
the same thing all over again. And I posted the
picture at ninety five nine kiss FM dot com. It
may even be up on our Facebook right now. I'm
not sure you can check there. But I pulled Eddie
(03:00):
over to my desk earlier and I'm like, it's happening again,
What color is this, dude?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
And you said blue and gray? It was bizarre. What
happened to my eyeballs?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, so Eddie said blue and gray, I said blue
and gray. So I'm like, oh, everyone's gonna stay blue
and gray. And then I'm like, people are saying it
looks like white and gold. And then You're like, oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That's all I see now. It was instant.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I don't know what happened to my brain the moment
he said, well, people are saying it's white and gold.
It's like something flipped and that's all I see.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I tried so hard to see white and gold because
I know it's an optical illusion, but I just couldn't
trick my eyes into seeing it. So we call over
Jada from our social media team. We called over Katie
from the Morning Show. We called over everybody was at
your desk at one point. Basically everyone sees yellow and
gold except for me. Yeah, it's bizarre, it's crazy, but
(03:51):
you thaw it.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I did see the blue and gray at one point,
and then all just like that, the moment you said
white and gold, every brain flipped on me.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah. Remember the old school like thing you zoom in
warre those calls. You would look in and you.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Three D images.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Called I don't know, okay, so you know what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Though. Back then, the moment I would find the boat
in the picture, that's all I would see. But the
moment you find it once, it's all you see. And
that's what happened with that picture. Now I saw white
and gold.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's all I see. Now I can't go back to
your gray. I can't even go to white and gold.
Once your eyes are broken.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Your eyes are broken, clearly, your eyes are broken. You
and Carly and Jada and Katie from the Morning Show, y'all.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Are all broken.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You're fine, visually impaired.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
You're the only one that works, yes, okay? Nine five nine.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Kiss at them dot com? Go take a look at
these sandals? Text in what color you think they are?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
By the way, I did throw it to chat GPT,
and what did it say?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Chat GPT said? These sandals are blue and brown? Really,
and I can kind of see the brown as a
different shade of gray when I look at it again.
You gotta look at it or nothing we just said
made any sense? Five nine kiss at them dot com?
Good Radio ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's reading Naddie
in the afternoon. And we didn't have a Monday this week.
We did, but we weren't. We weren't doing the show right,
(05:07):
So we typically do a Top five on Monday.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh, you're gonna make it doing today. I'm gonna make
you do one today. I'm down. I'm down because I
love Top five.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's fun. And uh oh, by the way, Carly did
Top five on Friday. She did perfect, really nailed all five?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Those category condiments in the fridge? The longest? Oh see,
that's easy. There was some screwballs in there. Do you
want to do it?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Ketch up, ranch, mustard, barbecue, sauce, Italian dressing.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I mean you get just our name, you a sour cream, mayonnaise.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Wait, let's should we let's do that one?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, I mean I just nailed them all right now,
fifty seconds on the clock, right now, all right here,
we are, all right, here we go. Top five condiments
in the fridge the longest and.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Three easy one go mayonnaise, no catch up? Yes, number five, mustard,
number one, barbecue, sauce, no ranch, no, no, no, what
do you mean, can't give that to you. French dressing.
He's dressing with blue cheese dressing, anything like ranch. But
you can't give me ranch dressing.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
No? Is it a salad dressing. Salad dressing sad ridiculous?
You've got in island.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
No hot sauce, no like Frank's red hots. A one
steaks off my fridge forever.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Didn't you say this was easy because I just gave
him off to You're not getting a seconds?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
What else is accounting? Is the stuff a cottle dressing?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
So good. You've only got three so far. This is bs.
You's got about ten seconds. This is guard you said
it was. It's peanut butter jelly. Damn No, that is
that those tournaments. I don't pepnament like you's done in
your fridge though, Carly got this. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
This is you set me up. So just for the
record that he said this was so easy, Carly got
all five of them, bogus top five condiments in the fridge.
The longest number five you got, which was catch up
number four you didn't get. We'll skip number three you
didn't get, we'll skip number two. Salad dressing number one
yellow mustard. Here are the two you forgot.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I bet you. I said them too. Condiments in the fridge,
the longest, number four pickles. That's not a condoment, not
a condiment.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well, I agree with you again.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Number three, soy sauce. You don't have to keep soy
sauce in the fridge. I think you do. No, I
don't think you do you not? I don't think I do.
Are you sure? I'm not sure if I feel like
soy sauce could be in a cupboard?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
All right, So you failed to where Carly succeeded. Yes,
but we got yours and we'll do it next. Okay,
we'll play a couple songs and come back. You're gonna
do Top five Scariest Natural Disaster. Come on, easy, think
about it.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It's ninety five nine kids at them reading Eddie in
the afternoon doing Top five, and today we're gonna do
Top five scariest natural Disasters.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Now, I want to say, I didn't write down where
I got this from, so I don't know who who
thinks these are the scariest. You could be making this update.
I could be making it up for all you know.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
This is so Top five scariest natural disaster more than five.
I can't think of that. I think it's more than five. Sure,
there's a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, I don't like so And he already did one
top five and did it miserably after bragging being so
cocky that he could do it.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Pickles aren't a condoments, and soy sauce don't belong on
a fridge. Pickles are a condoment. They're not. I don't know,
because you can get pickle on its own kinds and
stuff that you put on top of stuff. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
But yeah, but I mean you could eat condiments all
on its own. Yeah, dude does that Sometimes I just
eat random taco bell packets.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Sixty seconds on the clock, Top five scariest and natural
disasters and three to one go.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
A volcano erupting. No, that would be scary.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Would calls it?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Not on the list? It's not a fire.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Wildfire wildfire number crap, A tornado number one, A hurricane
number four, avalanche no two more left though, flood nope,
tsunami number two.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I mean you got one more? Does it involve rain?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I'm not saying. I think I don't know if you
said this or not, because it's so obvious. I figured
that would have been the first thing you said.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Avalanche, volcanoes, floods.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Nope, nope, nope, no, Oh my god, this one is
like the easiest one other than tornado, no quicksand should.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Be on the on the list a natural disaster. What
a second horst fire? You already said wildfire. I don't
know if they're the same thing. They're both pretty wild.
They aren't crazy. We're wild crazy your time, you're gonna
hate yourself.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
It's top five scariest natural disasters according to somebody. Number
five wildfire. You got that, number four, hurricane, you got that.
Number three, will skip over you didn't get it. Number
two tsunami, you got that. Number one a tornado. How
did you not say number three earthquake?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I mean our earthquake's even real. I mean I went
down a rabbit hole like tornadoes.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I was joking when you actually went a rabbit hole
about earthquakes and tornadoes?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
What is it like? What's the eating? I know there's
a theory here.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Five nine Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon
on a Tuesday, not Monday. Kind of feels like a Monday. Yeah,
it really does. But that happens with every long weekend. Okay,
Captain Copernicus over there. I don't know, man, I've been
working since. I mean, I'm since three.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I up so long.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I'm doing double duty today.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I'm doing that the next couple of days. I don't
want to hear you cry about it, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Uh huh, all right, So it's Tuesday, and it's just
it's it's it's a day where we air.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Are our hot takes? Oh yes, hot Tuesday Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
So hot takes are just like questionable opinions, maybe unpopular opinions,
something like you'll die on this hill, okay, right, like
a lot of people aren't going to agree with you,
but you believe it anyway, You'll die on the hill.
Nine eight ones. You're on ninety five to nine. We
haven't done this in a few weeks, but I found
some that we had left over and hit us with
your hot take again. Nine to two eight ones, you're
(11:29):
on ninety five nine. Anywhere you can bring a non
service animal, I get to smoke cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
That's a hot take right there. Why, I mean, come on,
I mean, you can't smoke anywhere.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But I an animal.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I get the theory behind it, not that I want this,
that I get the point of it. I get I
guess if you're making a point, I get it.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Okay, Hot Taskee Tuesday, you're gonna like this one. Not
saying he's a better player, but Lebron reaching ten NBA
finals is more impressive than Michael Jordan winning all.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Take no way, what is I mean? It's impressive. Both
are impressive, Yes, but every time he was in it,
he won it.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Without flopping, without all this help with the flu, with
the flu, which was actually just him been hung.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Over and eating bad pizzas. Oh yeah, he drank a lot,
was playing cards and he had a bad pizza.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I mean, I don't know what I was by or
playing winning the championship.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Hung over either way, that's how you know he's the goat?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Right? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I mean ten ten finals appearances is all? WoT?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
How many did Tom Brady have? How many finals appearance?
How many super Bowl?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I feel like he won seven he had or six?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Right?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
How many did he win? I don't know. He was
at super Bowl a lot, Yeah, but how many did
he go to? Ten? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I have to look.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's impressive.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Jordan's still the goat. I'll give you that, all right.
Hot Take Tuesday, Hit us with yours nine to two
eight one zero, ninety five to nine.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
If you've got a hot take, we want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Hot Take Tuesday on ninety five nine Kiss FM, we
are looking for your hot takes nine to two eight
ones zero ninety five nine. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon.
A hot take is just like maybe an unpopular opinion, right.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I love how Biff just came in rightway until it
gives his hot take, and I agree with them on the.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Hot take is I hate the song?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
What's the los the song? It's uh Margaritaville pina colada song,
the pina Colada.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, because it's about two people cheating.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
One true, which it is absolutely so I get that one.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
It's like a lovely melody and like a lovely kind
of sound, but it's it is about get you board
with your partner in cheating.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I know, I love that hot take, it's true. I'm
with it. I'm with them on that one for sure.
I do like a good pina colada though, so good. Yeah,
that's pretty good. Yeah, hot take Tuesday and kiss FM.
Where are we at here? South Park is for unfunny people.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
That's a hot take because south Park has its moments
of hilarity afflicted.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Because when South Park is funny, it's hallway or it's great.
But I've even tried to get back to watching it,
and I'm like, I just don't think it's that great.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I think it's because you've probably been watching it for
the twenty years it's been. I haven't, though I start.
I started when I was like in sixth grade or something.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Probably too you're thinking maybe maybe sixth grade when you
thinks it's great.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
But yeah, and I had like the Stuffed Animals and
I had the really Yeah, I had like the Christmas album,
which great album by the way, with the mister Hanky
Christmas Poo song. I don't Yeah, like I said, I
did watch the was it the ozempic special?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
That I have not seen that when I heard it
was great, so funny, but it's to me it's hit
or missed with south Park. So I will say half hot,
half hot.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
That's a lukewarming.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
It's a mild take.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, nine eight one zero on ninety five to nine
Hot take Tuesday, there's something wrong with you if you
enjoy consuming serial killer content.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I agree with that too.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
There is science to back.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Down or something. There's something to like.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I get that the crime like crime podcast and stuff
like that are intriguing and interesting, but when you do
it NonStop, it like it's like why do you want
to know so much about it?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Right?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Like I'm scared of what you now know?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Like there's clubs of people that watch twenty twenty in
Datelines together because they want to know like all these
lime stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
The science does back that up. That says, like, if
you are a person who watches a lot of true crime,
especially before bed, if that's what comforts you, because that's
what you watch before bed, things that comfort you. Yeah,
if that's what comforts you, there might be a deeper problem.
Here's the thing. The girl that I'm seeing, that's what
she does red flag. Yeah, like she know, like she
(15:50):
now knows like proper like like hot what what not
to do if you have to kill someone?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
She listens to.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, So if I'm not careful tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
There was a hot take we didn't say.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I didn't say nothing, No hot take kiss FM. It
is hot take Tuesday, looking for your hot takes, which
are unpopular. Opinions are strong feelings for I don't know,
whatever it is, you believe in it and not a
lot of people might not us Kiss FM reading Eddie
in the afternoon. I don't know if someone is personally
trying to attack us with this one, but it's just
(16:25):
two words. Hot Take Tuesday. Caso sucks like Caso caso?
I mean, Jesus, fantastic.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
What who hates melted cheese? White Caso dip? Well, fantastic.
Just give me any kind of melted cheese and I'm
gonna dip stuff in it. You get you melt your
white cheese, right, and then you get some Caesa in there,
mix it up. I was just so delicious.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Caso doesn't suck. You know what sucks?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
You suck. That's a hot take.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Whoever texted that, don't text back it. No, we don't
even We don't even watch turn off your radio. Yeah, okay,
we watch you keep it on. But Hot take Tuesday. Weirdly,
someone texted this because we talked about it earlier today.
Because Carly has never seen Star Wars. Star Wars is
wildly overrated, nope. First of all, Boom.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
The thing about it is it's.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, it's so good, and I did want share that
belief until I saw it for the first time at
like thirteen or fourteen years old. I was like, Star
Wars look stupid. Yeah, And then I watched it once
it was hooked.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
So I finally broke The same thing happened with Harry Potter,
and I broke my Harry Potter seal over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
First you did phenomenal, Thank you phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
About two years ago, I broke my Harry Potter seal
because I thought it was stupid. But it's magical. It's good.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
It's so good, and my kid was able to enjoy
I was able to enjoy it. It was great. And
now I want to go to Harry Potter or the
Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Amen, beer, let's do it,
wear a cloak. Let's go tomorrow. I mean you buying? No, well,
not Joe, Joe. Joe will broadcast live hot Take Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
One more real quick and we'll play a couple songs.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
George Clooney makes every movie worse. When was the last
time he's had a good movie?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
And that was okay, okay, So Ocean's eleven good movie.
Did George Clooney make it worse? I think so?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
You think so.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
He's got that cocky kind of look to him that
was a character. But even in every movie a Perfect
Storm that was a good movie too, he's got that
cocky kind of like swat.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Of that movie.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Right, But replace George Clooney in Ocean's eleven in a
Perfect Storm with like uh Keanu Reeves Anyboddy and the
movie is still just as good.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Speaking of Giano sixty one today, looking good for sixty
one day, he's pretty old. That's weird. Whoa alright? Uh yeah,
George Clooney makes every movie worse. I will agree with that.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I know, cook Fou, you don't know more Hot Take Tuesday. Next,
it is hot Take Tuesday on Kiss FM. It's reading
Eddie in the afternoon. So looking for your hot takes,
your unpopular opinions, things you firmly believe in that other
people probably don't. Nine two two eight one zero ninety
five to nine. This is an interesting one. Pro sports
(19:11):
should bring back territorial rights for players if teams were
truly at least somewhat of a representation of their cities
and the people who live there. It would be a
much more enthralling product.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
That is not I've had this thought before too.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Like you have to be you have to be born
or spent like politicians or something. You have to live
there or have been there for a certain amount of time.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Like I believe that one hundred percent, like Chicago would
have the best basketball team ever because there's so many
great high school by the basketball players in Chicago. Yeah,
they play, but then they go elsewhere to the university
and they get drafted elsewhere and then they're in the NBA.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
But they probably suck at hockey, right, and probably suck
at so maybe football. I do like this idea a lot,
but that I mean, okay, what's okay? So that that
would literally mean though, like Green Bay Packers would suck.
I mean, I'm not like downplaying the talent.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
It would be Wisconsin, Wisconsin, born in red so I
think there's a better chance.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Okay, but even then, I don't is Wisconsin Is Wisconsin
known for football?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
What have we changed it to the university? So like
if you go to Wisconsin UW Madison or whatever, No, well, I.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Don't know that's tough too, right, this is a bigger
conversation we could have.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
It would make things interesting. Yeah, but I mean kind
of like the Olympics. You have to be from this
country to be on Team USA.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, you make that for all sports like that, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah. Hot take Tuesday on Kiss FM, women's basketball players
get real ticked off when you suggest that maybe they
should lower the rim slightly so they can dunk at
a more commensurate rate to the men's game. But nobody
ever mentions that they already play with the smaller ball
and a shorter three point line, at least compared to
(20:53):
the NBA, So why not lower.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
The rim too?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Okay, dunks don't do anything for me, really not anymore?
Like when was the last time the slam dunk contest
was a thing in the NBA. They still do it,
but nobody watches them keep dropping.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Like is the flashing anymore?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
So?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Who cares? Who cares? I'm just not a basketball fan.
Give me a good game of basketball. I don't care.
There's no such name. There is no such thing as
a good game of basketball. That's a hot take.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
It all comes down to the last couple of minutes.
If Lebron's playing. He just runs with the ball and
doesn't dribble it.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I mean, that's a problem. They're not gonna with a
lot of.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
NBA has a history of refs fixing games. I have
no desire one guy and one guy that got caught.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
That could be any sports, exactly, that could be any sports.
All sports are fixed. That's a hot take.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Nine Kiss FM is reading Eddie in the afternoon with Carle.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
You're not crying, I'm doing Okay? Did you cry today? Yeah?
When you dropped your son off? I did? All right.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
We're gonna talk about that in a minute, because we
talked about that last week, and I just want to
I want an update. But for aw, it's game time,
game time, and it's not Monday. It feels kind of
Monday ish, but it's Tuesday. Normally on Mondays. We do
name that tune piano edition.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Okay, so we're gonna do name that tune bring it
on accordion edition. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Man, I'm going to play you a song. It's a
popular song in accordion form, and you just gotta tell
me which one it is. It's the point this is going.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
To be so much harder. I feel you're not wrong.
Well are you ready? Ready? Okay, here we go. Name
that tune accordion edition. Well done, it's well done.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
A little bit.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I like it coming off and an old school gym weekend?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
How appropriate you need? Why why would anyone invent something
like this? Well, you know, maybe they're a polka band
and they wanted to kind of do a medley?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Was poka invented before the accordion or after the accordion?
These are questions like I need answer, chicken or the
egg comes first? It was the what it was the
egg came first? Or what we figured this came first?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
It was the that came first? Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Well yes, so okay, carly one point any zero? Not
that surprising. This is how it typically works. So it's
named that tune piano edition, not piano edition, accordion edition.
There you go, good job, and we're on to song
number two.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Name that tune. Was it that easy? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
That was?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
It has such Billie Alice has such a recognizable intro
to the song. Let's see if we get that. It's
kind of says it's like when weird aw wants it
because he does accordion stuff. I just think this is horrible.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
You think this is okay?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Now with it? I just I don't understand the accordion
Polka Sundays here on kiss.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
That's your call, Eddie, all right, you're the music director
the gay Yeah, well, yeah, that's the game.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Name that to an Accordion edition and we'll do another round.
Next is Carly to Eddie zero. No one's surprised by that.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Come on now, you meant five nine Kiss FM, read
and Eddie in the afternoon with Carle playing a little
game that I like to call name that.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Tune Accordian edition?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Is this some dude who does covers of accordions on
YouTube and I found them. So we're gonna see if
you can guess the song in the Accordian version, and
it is you. It's me talent, right, So name that
tune Accordion edition Carly to Eddie zero.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I stunted to me. I was just gonna say a
dell first. Then I remember, you don't want the artists,
you want song titles.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Let's hear a little bit of this. It sounds like
the very first ringtone.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yes, it's exactly what it is. It's mediform. Please make
me want to do the chicken dance.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yes, no, it's not because it's kind of the same.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Thank you. Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Name that tune Piano edition, Carly three, Eddie zero, you
gotta get on the board.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Pal she's just quicker than I am.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I know, but step it up.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Name that tune Accordion edition. I know the artist, don't
say it. It's a name that tune.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It's Alex Warren. It's it's not Alex Ward, is it?
What is this?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
What?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Wake me up? Take me up? It's wake me up?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
But do we I know I was singing the lyrics
and when I did that, you're right?
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Did not? You are right? So yeah, you're right, Carly,
you're right. So we got one more here.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I think this. I think you're gonna get this one. Eddie.
I really think you're gonna get this one. It's kiss FM.
Named that tune Accordion Edition, Eddie. This is gonna get
you on the board. I just got a feeling about
this one, okay.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Eddie, come on, Wow, I refuse to answer one the moment.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
You love this song?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Listen, man, I'm gonna call HR. I'm calling HR. Why
you know why? You know I love this song? You
know why.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, that sposito, so clean sweep for Carly. Five in
a row, Eddie, back to the drawing board.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I don't know, do it? I don't.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
And here I thought it was gonna be harder with
the accordion.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Nope, super easy.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
No, we likes to show off. Carly.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
It's ninety five nine. Kiss at them reading Eddie in
the afternoon, and we've got some breaking news, Eddie. I
don't know if you heard about this yet, but breaking
is we've got the return of the butt Sniffing Bandit. Yes,
this guy, this guy is back. Yeah, there's a dude.
He's literally named the butt Sniffing Bandit because he goes
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around smelling girls butts.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Now you're saying to yourself, this can't be true. There's
legit footage of this guy out there.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
So I'm waiting for the day for the butt Sniffing
Bandit to team up with the butt slapping Bandit, who
hasn't been caught yet. What if it is the same
guy two different states.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I don't think it is to travel. It could be.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
That's the perfect kind of not me.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I was here. How can I be there when I'm here? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
So he did it? Again. The butt sniffing bandit got
caught sniffing another girl's butt. I'll tell you the story next.
The last thing you should have to worry about is
someone sniffing your butt. Of all the things that choose
and have a kink for, that's just the So that's
your problem too, Like one day you're.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Gonna sniff the wrong butt. You know what I'm saying.
This guy, the butt sniffing band in his back, will
tell you what's up next? Or is he onto something?
I don't think he's onto you know what I mean?
Dogs meet each other with sniffing dogs all bit butts. Like,
what if that's a new way, What if that's how
you can find your true love? Do you want to
come over and sniff my button?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
No, because I'm already married.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I'm not going around butt sniffing, Eddie. So the butt
sniffing bandit is, he's at it again. He's sniffing butts.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
This guy's wild. He knows what he likes, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
I never knew what a guy who sniffed butts for
a living would look like. But when you see the
picture of this guy, it checks out.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
It checks out. Why he's got Shrek ears. You've seen
his ears. It's he's an intulking fella.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
He has literal Shrek ears. But anyways, the butt Sniffing Bandit,
also known as Calise Iron Crowder, has been arrested yet
again for sniffing butts weird. This arrest comes after a
previous butt sniffing arrest last month, where he was caught
sniffing a woman's butt at a Nordstrom rack.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Then they also do it at Barnes and Noble or
something like that too.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
There was a Barnes and Noble that was caught on video,
but this time around, he settled for Walgreens, so it says.
Crowder was charged with one count of loitering with intent
to commit a crime for the July second, twenty second incident.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
His bail was set at one hundred thousand dollars. Listen,
I know it's wrong.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
And discussing, but what crime are you committing when you're
sniffing a butt?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
That's what I was thinking the again.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Know what I'm saying like that, you're technically just breeding,
so you're technically just happened to be breathing close to
someone's butt.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I'm not saying it's right, where's the crime? Yeah, I
won't t I figure it out. You're not wrong, like
intent to commit?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
What crime? Right? Exactly?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
How can you get arrested for something you didn't do?
This is minority report stuff, this is that's future crime, right.
I mean, you're not wrong, Like you can't tell me
what I intended on doing, Like you don't know if
I was actually gonna go through with it.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
I mean, it is weird, like what is he doing
besides stiffing about? What else is he doing? He sniffed
a butt? Why is it normal for dogs because they're dogs.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I'm not justifying and trusting because I think it sounds
like you might be just trying to figure out.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
What's the crime, Like how do you charge them with? Someone?
What do you charge him with?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I wish I you know what I'm saying, because like, well,
because is it against the law to come up to
me and sniff my cologne?
Speaker 4 (30:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Yeah, but see if I'm gonna sniff your colone, I'm
not bending down on your butt.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
So is it does it become close?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Not?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
It matters.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I feel like assaults the wrong way. Is it against
the law for a guy to lean in and smell
a girl's perfume. It's creepy. I'm not saying it's not creepy,
but it's not against the law if you don't touch them. So,
for example, the best smelling person in this building is Slade.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
M hm, I would say I'm up there.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
But okay, Slade definitely smells the best in this building.
Close second, No, definitely the best. So we've all if
you were not and go and sniff because you never know,
like you like, we're not breaking laws, you just enjoyed
them for clone.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
So I don't know, I you know what, this could
be a good case for Reid, attorney at Loss, to
take on pro bono, like.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
He just because he smelled the button doesn't mean he
committed a crime. It's just a sniff, You're honest.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Sniffs are free. We learned that from Jimmy John's like
Smells are Free ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's reading
Eddie in the afternoon. Have you ever just binged, watched
like an entire TV series in one sitting, or just
for hours and hours on end, and that's felt like
a piece of crap the the minute after you're done.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
No, not at all. I loved every moment of it, Oh,
because if I do that, I'll feel like I just wasted.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
That's how I fall my love for Walking Dead. I
fall so the first season, all six hours of the
first season, and that's why I knew I could. I
could live and survive in that world.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
But you don't feel like bad like you you're like
a lazy piece of crap. Now, no, no, no, I
enjoyed every in and of it.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Well, I I one hundred percent to like, I'll just
be like, uh, how often do you do it a lot?
Maybe that's the problem. Yeah, maybe I do it more
frequently than you. But if you are a type of
person who binge watches shows and kind of feels bad
about it, like you wasted the day or something.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Don't because could it be good for you? Watch out
to binge watch hours worth of TV at a time.
New science behind it says, maybe game changer. I love science.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I'll tell you if binge watching TV and movies and
all that stuff and being a literal couch potato is
healthy for you, I'll tell you next.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
It's science. It's gotta be true. You can't deny it.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
If you ever binge watch, like, let's say, an entire
series in one day, one sitting, or maybe you binge
watch like two or three movies in a row and
then afterwards you're like, oh, I feel like a bum.
Don't because it might be good for you.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
It's ninety five nine Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Eddie loves when he's a couch potato.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, I don't do it often. That's thing like a
pig and mud. Just line me up.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
But no.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
New science says binge watching TV shows or binging books
can actually be good for you. It can improve memory,
fuel imagination, and help people deal with times of stress.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
This has come at a perfect time, this information right
now because football season is here. Now, I gotta excuse
Sunday to watch football all day.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Honey? Yeah, it's health.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Print this out for you. It's like a doctor's notice exactly. So,
It says binge watching may help viewers build mental worlds
where stories continue even after finishing the series, and these
tales may help them cope in times of stress.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I'll make my own stories with football.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah, you know, just use your imagination. But also says
binge watching may help make stories more memorable by helping
viewers connect plot threads and come away with the bigger
picture of the story. It's especially true for longer series
with lots of different plot lines and characteristic Fine, what's the.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Longest thing you've actually binge watched, like like one sitting
that you like, you you remember watching NonStop.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Like how like a session? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I think it was kind of recently, probably, like I
mean all day however long I was awake. I was
just binging parks and rec Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
It was like two thousand and nine for me, and
we watched all the Star Wars movies in a row.
So we woke up early and people just people are
coming to our house like NonStop throughout the day. We
ordered like whether it was six movies at that at
that point there was six, but they're long hours. Think
about the hours time exactly. That was the longest I did.
And we had breakfast, lunch, and dinners ordered at the house.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Two is great. You are a bum one time man.
It's a one time deal. It was fun.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yeah, But anyways, I don't feel bad about it, Addy,
because don't your brain thinks you. Yeah, binge watching TV
actually good for your memory and your brain, and you're welcome.
Brain You're welcome ninety five nine kids at I'm reading
Eddie in the afternoon, first.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Day of school and sent off the little boy for
the first time, first time.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
N I do can't remember if we talked about this
on air or out, but me and Carly we're talking
last week because she I asked her if she's gonna cry,
and she's like, probably, but you're going to try to
wait until you you you let your ship and you you're.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Gonna cry earlier because you and I have had these conversations.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I walked up here this morning, checked in how she
was doing. Oh, like, how you doing? How nice was that?
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Because no, so I knew I was gonna cry and
you did. Yeah, well this is what happened. I thought
we were going to be able to walk with him
to his classroom. So we're waiting in the entryway and
the principal lines up the four k kids and brings
them to their classroom. And I was like, wait, this
is it, Like, we're not going to the classroom.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
And my husband's like, no, you started throwing tables everywhere.
Remember where my son goes?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Now?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
No, And I was just like, oh, oh bye, and
I gave him a hug and then I just like
started loose sing it in front of him. No, I
did put my sunglasses down because he was like walking
down this long hallway and every couple of seconds he'd
like turn around and look and wave and come.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Hulk from the original show Hulk when he's just see
him walking lonely down the road.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
That's exactly what it reminded me of.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Okay, did your son cry? No kids the first it's
like a memory.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
I'm really anxious to see if he is excited to
go back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
I really hope he is.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Why wouldn't even well, depends on all you do is
play and like do like coloring, and they have rust time,
you have restaurant map or just like chill.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
They chill. Some kids fall asleep. Then they give them
time to just do what to do? We had to
buy a rest mat, take a yoga man essentially for
the kids, yeh off.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
To lay on for rest time. Yeah, so I probably
I recovered. I recovered good.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
I'm good. You're gonna cry tomorrow when you drop them off.
Probably let me ask you this. At one point you
will startp crying. You will, but will you cry again?
Every grade? When you realize is getting older. Probably I'm emotional,
don't you. Fortunately the second kid that I'll be like,
oh whatever, go is cool.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
I'm pretty sure i'm the second id. I'm pretty sure
my mom cracked a beer like the second just that
you might not even stop the call.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
I mean, let's be honest, I think a lot of
parents did that today, celebrating I would back to a routine.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, I guess good.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Five nine kids FM reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
About to get out of here? Sure, what was your
over under on energy drinks for me today?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Three? Did you get over under?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Was?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Sorry? The over under was two and a half? Right,
and you you picked the over Yes, so it is
the end of my day today.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
A morning cannon now that you were hanging on to earlier.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
So I have had two energy drinks and a pre
work Oh so that's three. Yeah, yeah, you did it,
my friend. I'm I'm a little perked up now, so
I'm gonna go hit the gym.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah why not? All right, I'm gonna go home and
see how first at school went.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Hopefully not bad.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Bedtime's almost here, so it's all good.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, okay, all right, well you do that. I'll hit
the gym and then we'll do the whole thing tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
We do it again.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
We do it again, but Dan Brown up next. Stick
around for him.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
See you
Ninety five nine kids have them. It's reading Eddie in
the Afternay, buddy, thanks for coming back, Thanks for coming back.
Well yeah, oh yeah, I did the morning show, which
what what did you think I meant?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
I don't know. Are you that tired? You don't know
what's happening right now?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
A little bit, man, Yeah, we'll get back three thirty.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
No nap, huh and even a little one.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm not even at my desk for ten minutes, Eddie.
Definitely not what me though me never, I wouldn't take
a nap at my desk ever, or two of them
not me, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, you're not Ross Maxwell.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
No, he snores.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I love that I sit right next to Ross Maxwell
from w abl And I'm not even kidding you. There
will be times I'm just sitting there doing my show prep,
you know, working on my desk right here.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
That's so good. He doesn't carrie, he's been there so long.
He doesn't carrying fire me. He's not gonna win anywhere.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
That's all funny.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But yeah, dude, what should we do today? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Usually you take care of this part. Yeah, but did
you not do anything? Did you not prep for anything.
Are we are we flying blind?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Here'll fly by the seat of our pants today, all right? Yeah,
so makes sense for us. It's it's a short week, yes,
and I'm gonna talk a little bit later. How I
think this is my my thing is we should only
be working four days a week.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, And are you still miserable?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Not really? Okay, because technically today is like my Monday,
right yeah, but except it's not because I had Monday off.
So I even woke up early today, and I feel
all right. Good for you, I'll tell you, I'm proud
of you. I'm kind of hallucinating.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
This is progress for you, though it's a little.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
A little bits, it's a little bit of progress. So
two and a half is my over under onund energy
drinks today. What are you thinking you had to have
done one during the morning show. I'll tell you right now,
I already got two in. You got two right before three?
Oh you know this.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Morning when I heard you talking about it was Katie
and mine know, I I for sure said three.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I say he's going three. So where are you are?
You are three? Now? I'm at two?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Right now, You've got a whole show early, you're doing
three apps and then do I go to the gym.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Land.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
If I go to the gym, I'm definitely doing a
pre workout on the pre workout will count as an entergy. Yeah,
it has to so that you're doing four today. Man,
I'm a wild card. Ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's
raiding Eddie in the afternoon. And before I even say anything,
you are going to need to go to ninety five
nine kiss FM dot com right now to see a picture,
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because you're not gonna understand anything me and Eddie are
going to.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Talk about right now. Oh okay, we're talking about the
flip flops. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. There are flip flops
and flip flops and the flip flop you did.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Nobody can agree on what color these flip flops are.
It's the dress all over again, dress all over again.
Remember that dress? It was like I saw black and
blue but other people saw white. Oh yeah, yeah, it's
the same thing all over again. And I posted the
picture at ninety five nine kiss FM dot com. It
may even be up on our Facebook right now. I'm
not sure you can check there. But I pulled Eddie
(03:00):
over to my desk earlier and I'm like, it's happening again,
What color is this, dude?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
And you said blue and gray? It was bizarre. What
happened to my eyeballs?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, so Eddie said blue and gray, I said blue
and gray. So I'm like, oh, everyone's gonna stay blue
and gray. And then I'm like, people are saying it
looks like white and gold. And then You're like, oh
my god.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That's all I see now. It was instant.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I don't know what happened to my brain the moment
he said, well, people are saying it's white and gold.
It's like something flipped and that's all I see.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Now.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I tried so hard to see white and gold because
I know it's an optical illusion, but I just couldn't
trick my eyes into seeing it. So we call over
Jada from our social media team. We called over Katie
from the Morning Show. We called over everybody was at
your desk at one point. Basically everyone sees yellow and
gold except for me. Yeah, it's bizarre, it's crazy, but
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you thaw it.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I did see the blue and gray at one point,
and then all just like that, the moment you said
white and gold, every brain flipped on me.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah. Remember the old school like thing you zoom in
warre those calls. You would look in and you.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Three D images.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Called I don't know, okay, so you know what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Though. Back then, the moment I would find the boat
in the picture, that's all I would see. But the
moment you find it once, it's all you see. And
that's what happened with that picture. Now I saw white
and gold.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That's all I see. Now I can't go back to
your gray. I can't even go to white and gold.
Once your eyes are broken.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Your eyes are broken, clearly, your eyes are broken. You
and Carly and Jada and Katie from the Morning Show, y'all.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Are all broken.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You're fine, visually impaired.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
You're the only one that works, yes, okay? Nine five nine.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Kiss at them dot com? Go take a look at
these sandals? Text in what color you think they are?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
By the way, I did throw it to chat GPT,
and what did it say?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Chat GPT said? These sandals are blue and brown? Really,
and I can kind of see the brown as a
different shade of gray when I look at it again.
You gotta look at it or nothing we just said
made any sense? Five nine kiss at them dot com?
Good Radio ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's reading Naddie
in the afternoon. And we didn't have a Monday this week.
We did, but we weren't. We weren't doing the show right,
(05:07):
So we typically do a Top five on Monday.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh, you're gonna make it doing today. I'm gonna make
you do one today. I'm down. I'm down because I
love Top five.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's fun. And uh oh, by the way, Carly did
Top five on Friday. She did perfect, really nailed all five?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Those category condiments in the fridge? The longest? Oh see,
that's easy. There was some screwballs in there. Do you
want to do it?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Ketch up, ranch, mustard, barbecue, sauce, Italian dressing.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I mean you get just our name, you a sour cream, mayonnaise.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Wait, let's should we let's do that one?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Okay, I mean I just nailed them all right now,
fifty seconds on the clock, right now, all right here,
we are, all right, here we go. Top five condiments
in the fridge the longest and.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Three easy one go mayonnaise, no catch up? Yes, number five, mustard,
number one, barbecue, sauce, no ranch, no, no, no, what
do you mean, can't give that to you. French dressing.
He's dressing with blue cheese dressing, anything like ranch. But
you can't give me ranch dressing.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
No? Is it a salad dressing. Salad dressing sad ridiculous?
You've got in island.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
No hot sauce, no like Frank's red hots. A one
steaks off my fridge forever.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Didn't you say this was easy because I just gave
him off to You're not getting a seconds?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
What else is accounting? Is the stuff a cottle dressing?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
So good. You've only got three so far. This is bs.
You's got about ten seconds. This is guard you said
it was. It's peanut butter jelly. Damn No, that is
that those tournaments. I don't pepnament like you's done in
your fridge though, Carly got this. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
This is you set me up. So just for the
record that he said this was so easy, Carly got
all five of them, bogus top five condiments in the fridge.
The longest number five you got, which was catch up
number four you didn't get. We'll skip number three you
didn't get, we'll skip number two. Salad dressing number one
yellow mustard. Here are the two you forgot.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I bet you. I said them too. Condiments in the fridge,
the longest, number four pickles. That's not a condoment, not
a condiment.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well, I agree with you again.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Number three, soy sauce. You don't have to keep soy
sauce in the fridge. I think you do. No, I
don't think you do you not? I don't think I do.
Are you sure? I'm not sure if I feel like
soy sauce could be in a cupboard?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
All right, So you failed to where Carly succeeded. Yes,
but we got yours and we'll do it next. Okay,
we'll play a couple songs and come back. You're gonna
do Top five Scariest Natural Disaster. Come on, easy, think
about it.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It's ninety five nine kids at them reading Eddie in
the afternoon doing Top five, and today we're gonna do
Top five scariest natural Disasters.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Now, I want to say, I didn't write down where
I got this from, so I don't know who who
thinks these are the scariest. You could be making this update.
I could be making it up for all you know.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
This is so Top five scariest natural disaster more than five.
I can't think of that. I think it's more than five. Sure,
there's a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, I don't like so And he already did one
top five and did it miserably after bragging being so
cocky that he could do it.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Pickles aren't a condoments, and soy sauce don't belong on
a fridge. Pickles are a condoment. They're not. I don't know,
because you can get pickle on its own kinds and
stuff that you put on top of stuff. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
But yeah, but I mean you could eat condiments all
on its own. Yeah, dude does that Sometimes I just
eat random taco bell packets.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Sixty seconds on the clock, Top five scariest and natural
disasters and three to one go.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
A volcano erupting. No, that would be scary.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Would calls it?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Not on the list? It's not a fire.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Wildfire wildfire number crap, A tornado number one, A hurricane
number four, avalanche no two more left though, flood nope,
tsunami number two.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I mean you got one more? Does it involve rain?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
I'm not saying. I think I don't know if you
said this or not, because it's so obvious. I figured
that would have been the first thing you said.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Avalanche, volcanoes, floods.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Nope, nope, nope, no, Oh my god, this one is
like the easiest one other than tornado, no quicksand should.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Be on the on the list a natural disaster. What
a second horst fire? You already said wildfire. I don't
know if they're the same thing. They're both pretty wild.
They aren't crazy. We're wild crazy your time, you're gonna
hate yourself.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
It's top five scariest natural disasters according to somebody. Number
five wildfire. You got that, number four, hurricane, you got that.
Number three, will skip over you didn't get it. Number
two tsunami, you got that. Number one a tornado. How
did you not say number three earthquake?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
I mean our earthquake's even real. I mean I went
down a rabbit hole like tornadoes.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I was joking when you actually went a rabbit hole
about earthquakes and tornadoes?
Speaker 2 (10:29):
What is it like? What's the eating? I know there's
a theory here.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Five nine Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon
on a Tuesday, not Monday. Kind of feels like a Monday. Yeah,
it really does. But that happens with every long weekend. Okay,
Captain Copernicus over there. I don't know, man, I've been
working since. I mean, I'm since three.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
I up so long.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I'm doing double duty today.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I'm doing that the next couple of days. I don't
want to hear you cry about it, Eddie.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Uh huh, all right, So it's Tuesday, and it's just
it's it's it's a day where we air.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Are our hot takes? Oh yes, hot Tuesday Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
So hot takes are just like questionable opinions, maybe unpopular opinions,
something like you'll die on this hill, okay, right, like
a lot of people aren't going to agree with you,
but you believe it anyway, You'll die on the hill.
Nine eight ones. You're on ninety five to nine. We
haven't done this in a few weeks, but I found
some that we had left over and hit us with
your hot take again. Nine to two eight ones, you're
(11:29):
on ninety five nine. Anywhere you can bring a non
service animal, I get to smoke cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
That's a hot take right there. Why, I mean, come on,
I mean, you can't smoke anywhere.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
But I an animal.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I get the theory behind it, not that I want this,
that I get the point of it. I get I
guess if you're making a point, I get it.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Okay, Hot Taskee Tuesday, you're gonna like this one. Not
saying he's a better player, but Lebron reaching ten NBA
finals is more impressive than Michael Jordan winning all.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Take no way, what is I mean? It's impressive. Both
are impressive, Yes, but every time he was in it,
he won it.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Without flopping, without all this help with the flu, with
the flu, which was actually just him been hung.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Over and eating bad pizzas. Oh yeah, he drank a lot,
was playing cards and he had a bad pizza.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
I mean, I don't know what I was by or
playing winning the championship.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Hung over either way, that's how you know he's the goat?
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Right? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I mean ten ten finals appearances is all? WoT?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
How many did Tom Brady have? How many finals appearance?
How many super Bowl?
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I feel like he won seven he had or six?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Right?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
How many did he win? I don't know. He was
at super Bowl a lot, Yeah, but how many did
he go to? Ten? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I have to look.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's impressive.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Jordan's still the goat. I'll give you that, all right.
Hot Take Tuesday, Hit us with yours nine to two
eight one zero, ninety five to nine.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
If you've got a hot take, we want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Hot Take Tuesday on ninety five nine Kiss FM, we
are looking for your hot takes nine to two eight
ones zero ninety five nine. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon.
A hot take is just like maybe an unpopular opinion, right.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I love how Biff just came in rightway until it
gives his hot take, and I agree with them on the.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Hot take is I hate the song?
Speaker 2 (13:27):
What's the los the song? It's uh Margaritaville pina colada song,
the pina Colada.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, because it's about two people cheating.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
One true, which it is absolutely so I get that one.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
It's like a lovely melody and like a lovely kind
of sound, but it's it is about get you board
with your partner in cheating.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I know, I love that hot take, it's true. I'm
with it. I'm with them on that one for sure.
I do like a good pina colada though, so good. Yeah,
that's pretty good. Yeah, hot take Tuesday and kiss FM.
Where are we at here? South Park is for unfunny people.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
That's a hot take because south Park has its moments
of hilarity afflicted.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Because when South Park is funny, it's hallway or it's great.
But I've even tried to get back to watching it,
and I'm like, I just don't think it's that great.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I think it's because you've probably been watching it for
the twenty years it's been. I haven't, though I start.
I started when I was like in sixth grade or something.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Probably too you're thinking maybe maybe sixth grade when you
thinks it's great.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
But yeah, and I had like the Stuffed Animals and
I had the really Yeah, I had like the Christmas album,
which great album by the way, with the mister Hanky
Christmas Poo song. I don't Yeah, like I said, I
did watch the was it the ozempic special?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
That I have not seen that when I heard it
was great, so funny, but it's to me it's hit
or missed with south Park. So I will say half hot,
half hot.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
That's a lukewarming.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
It's a mild take.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, nine eight one zero on ninety five to nine
Hot take Tuesday, there's something wrong with you if you
enjoy consuming serial killer content.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I agree with that too.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
There is science to back.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Down or something. There's something to like.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I get that the crime like crime podcast and stuff
like that are intriguing and interesting, but when you do
it NonStop, it like it's like why do you want
to know so much about it?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Right?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Like I'm scared of what you now know?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Like there's clubs of people that watch twenty twenty in
Datelines together because they want to know like all these
lime stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
The science does back that up. That says, like, if
you are a person who watches a lot of true crime,
especially before bed, if that's what comforts you, because that's
what you watch before bed, things that comfort you. Yeah,
if that's what comforts you, there might be a deeper problem.
Here's the thing. The girl that I'm seeing, that's what
she does red flag. Yeah, like she know, like she
(15:50):
now knows like proper like like hot what what not
to do if you have to kill someone?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
She listens to.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah, So if I'm not careful tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
There was a hot take we didn't say.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I didn't say nothing, No hot take kiss FM. It
is hot take Tuesday, looking for your hot takes, which
are unpopular. Opinions are strong feelings for I don't know,
whatever it is, you believe in it and not a
lot of people might not us Kiss FM reading Eddie
in the afternoon. I don't know if someone is personally
trying to attack us with this one, but it's just
(16:25):
two words. Hot Take Tuesday. Caso sucks like Caso caso?
I mean, Jesus, fantastic.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
What who hates melted cheese? White Caso dip? Well, fantastic.
Just give me any kind of melted cheese and I'm
gonna dip stuff in it. You get you melt your
white cheese, right, and then you get some Caesa in there,
mix it up. I was just so delicious.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Caso doesn't suck. You know what sucks?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
You suck. That's a hot take.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Whoever texted that, don't text back it. No, we don't
even We don't even watch turn off your radio. Yeah, okay,
we watch you keep it on. But Hot take Tuesday. Weirdly,
someone texted this because we talked about it earlier today.
Because Carly has never seen Star Wars. Star Wars is
wildly overrated, nope. First of all, Boom.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
The thing about it is it's.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, it's so good, and I did want share that
belief until I saw it for the first time at
like thirteen or fourteen years old. I was like, Star
Wars look stupid. Yeah, And then I watched it once
it was hooked.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
So I finally broke The same thing happened with Harry Potter,
and I broke my Harry Potter seal over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
First you did phenomenal, Thank you phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
About two years ago, I broke my Harry Potter seal
because I thought it was stupid. But it's magical. It's good.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
It's so good, and my kid was able to enjoy
I was able to enjoy it. It was great. And
now I want to go to Harry Potter or the
Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Amen, beer, let's do it,
wear a cloak. Let's go tomorrow. I mean you buying? No, well,
not Joe, Joe. Joe will broadcast live hot Take Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
One more real quick and we'll play a couple songs.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
George Clooney makes every movie worse. When was the last
time he's had a good movie?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
And that was okay, okay, So Ocean's eleven good movie.
Did George Clooney make it worse? I think so?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
You think so.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
He's got that cocky kind of look to him that
was a character. But even in every movie a Perfect
Storm that was a good movie too, he's got that
cocky kind of like swat.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Of that movie.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Right, But replace George Clooney in Ocean's eleven in a
Perfect Storm with like uh Keanu Reeves Anyboddy and the
movie is still just as good.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Speaking of Giano sixty one today, looking good for sixty
one day, he's pretty old. That's weird. Whoa alright? Uh yeah,
George Clooney makes every movie worse. I will agree with that.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I know, cook Fou, you don't know more Hot Take Tuesday. Next,
it is hot Take Tuesday on Kiss FM. It's reading
Eddie in the afternoon. So looking for your hot takes,
your unpopular opinions, things you firmly believe in that other
people probably don't. Nine two two eight one zero ninety
five to nine. This is an interesting one. Pro sports
(19:11):
should bring back territorial rights for players if teams were
truly at least somewhat of a representation of their cities
and the people who live there. It would be a
much more enthralling product.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
That is not I've had this thought before too.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Like you have to be you have to be born
or spent like politicians or something. You have to live
there or have been there for a certain amount of time.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Like I believe that one hundred percent, like Chicago would
have the best basketball team ever because there's so many
great high school by the basketball players in Chicago. Yeah,
they play, but then they go elsewhere to the university
and they get drafted elsewhere and then they're in the NBA.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
But they probably suck at hockey, right, and probably suck
at so maybe football. I do like this idea a lot,
but that I mean, okay, what's okay? So that that
would literally mean though, like Green Bay Packers would suck.
I mean, I'm not like downplaying the talent.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
It would be Wisconsin, Wisconsin, born in red so I
think there's a better chance.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Okay, but even then, I don't is Wisconsin Is Wisconsin
known for football?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
What have we changed it to the university? So like
if you go to Wisconsin UW Madison or whatever, No, well, I.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Don't know that's tough too, right, this is a bigger
conversation we could have.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
It would make things interesting. Yeah, but I mean kind
of like the Olympics. You have to be from this
country to be on Team USA.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, you make that for all sports like that, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yeah. Hot take Tuesday on Kiss FM, women's basketball players
get real ticked off when you suggest that maybe they
should lower the rim slightly so they can dunk at
a more commensurate rate to the men's game. But nobody
ever mentions that they already play with the smaller ball
and a shorter three point line, at least compared to
(20:53):
the NBA, So why not lower.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
The rim too?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Okay, dunks don't do anything for me, really not anymore?
Like when was the last time the slam dunk contest
was a thing in the NBA. They still do it,
but nobody watches them keep dropping.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Like is the flashing anymore?
Speaker 3 (21:10):
So?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Who cares? Who cares? I'm just not a basketball fan.
Give me a good game of basketball. I don't care.
There's no such name. There is no such thing as
a good game of basketball. That's a hot take.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
It all comes down to the last couple of minutes.
If Lebron's playing. He just runs with the ball and
doesn't dribble it.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I mean, that's a problem. They're not gonna with a
lot of.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
NBA has a history of refs fixing games. I have
no desire one guy and one guy that got caught.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
That could be any sports, exactly, that could be any sports.
All sports are fixed. That's a hot take.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Nine Kiss FM is reading Eddie in the afternoon with Carle.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
You're not crying, I'm doing Okay? Did you cry today? Yeah?
When you dropped your son off? I did? All right.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
We're gonna talk about that in a minute, because we
talked about that last week, and I just want to
I want an update. But for aw, it's game time,
game time, and it's not Monday. It feels kind of
Monday ish, but it's Tuesday. Normally on Mondays. We do
name that tune piano edition.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Okay, so we're gonna do name that tune bring it
on accordion edition. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Man, I'm going to play you a song. It's a
popular song in accordion form, and you just gotta tell
me which one it is. It's the point this is going.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
To be so much harder. I feel you're not wrong.
Well are you ready? Ready? Okay, here we go. Name
that tune accordion edition. Well done, it's well done.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
A little bit.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
I like it coming off and an old school gym weekend?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
How appropriate you need? Why why would anyone invent something
like this? Well, you know, maybe they're a polka band
and they wanted to kind of do a medley?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Was poka invented before the accordion or after the accordion?
These are questions like I need answer, chicken or the
egg comes first? It was the what it was the
egg came first? Or what we figured this came first?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
It was the that came first? Okay, all right?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Well yes, so okay, carly one point any zero? Not
that surprising. This is how it typically works. So it's
named that tune piano edition, not piano edition, accordion edition.
There you go, good job, and we're on to song
number two.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Name that tune. Was it that easy? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
That was?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
It has such Billie Alice has such a recognizable intro
to the song. Let's see if we get that. It's
kind of says it's like when weird aw wants it
because he does accordion stuff. I just think this is horrible.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
You think this is okay?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Now with it? I just I don't understand the accordion
Polka Sundays here on kiss.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
That's your call, Eddie, all right, you're the music director
the gay Yeah, well, yeah, that's the game.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Name that to an Accordion edition and we'll do another round.
Next is Carly to Eddie zero. No one's surprised by that.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Come on now, you meant five nine Kiss FM, read
and Eddie in the afternoon with Carle playing a little
game that I like to call name that.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Tune Accordian edition?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Is this some dude who does covers of accordions on
YouTube and I found them. So we're gonna see if
you can guess the song in the Accordian version, and
it is you. It's me talent, right, So name that
tune Accordion edition Carly to Eddie zero.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I stunted to me. I was just gonna say a
dell first. Then I remember, you don't want the artists,
you want song titles.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Let's hear a little bit of this. It sounds like
the very first ringtone.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yes, it's exactly what it is. It's mediform. Please make
me want to do the chicken dance.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yes, no, it's not because it's kind of the same.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Thank you. Uh.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Name that tune Piano edition, Carly three, Eddie zero, you
gotta get on the board.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Pal she's just quicker than I am.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
I know, but step it up.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Name that tune Accordion edition. I know the artist, don't
say it. It's a name that tune.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It's Alex Warren. It's it's not Alex Ward, is it?
What is this?
Speaker 3 (25:55):
What?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Wake me up? Take me up? It's wake me up?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
But do we I know I was singing the lyrics
and when I did that, you're right?
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Did not? You are right? So yeah, you're right, Carly,
you're right. So we got one more here.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I think this. I think you're gonna get this one. Eddie.
I really think you're gonna get this one. It's kiss FM.
Named that tune Accordion Edition, Eddie. This is gonna get
you on the board. I just got a feeling about
this one, okay.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Eddie, come on, Wow, I refuse to answer one the moment.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
You love this song?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Listen, man, I'm gonna call HR. I'm calling HR. Why
you know why? You know I love this song? You
know why.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, that sposito, so clean sweep for Carly. Five in
a row, Eddie, back to the drawing board.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I don't know, do it? I don't.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
And here I thought it was gonna be harder with
the accordion.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Nope, super easy.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
No, we likes to show off. Carly.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
It's ninety five nine. Kiss at them reading Eddie in
the afternoon, and we've got some breaking news, Eddie. I
don't know if you heard about this yet, but breaking
is we've got the return of the butt Sniffing Bandit. Yes,
this guy, this guy is back. Yeah, there's a dude.
He's literally named the butt Sniffing Bandit because he goes
(27:30):
around smelling girls butts.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Now you're saying to yourself, this can't be true. There's
legit footage of this guy out there.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
So I'm waiting for the day for the butt Sniffing
Bandit to team up with the butt slapping Bandit, who
hasn't been caught yet. What if it is the same
guy two different states.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
I don't think it is to travel. It could be.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
That's the perfect kind of not me.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I was here. How can I be there when I'm here? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
So he did it? Again. The butt sniffing bandit got
caught sniffing another girl's butt. I'll tell you the story next.
The last thing you should have to worry about is
someone sniffing your butt. Of all the things that choose
and have a kink for, that's just the So that's
your problem too, Like one day you're.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Gonna sniff the wrong butt. You know what I'm saying.
This guy, the butt sniffing band in his back, will
tell you what's up next? Or is he onto something?
I don't think he's onto you know what I mean?
Dogs meet each other with sniffing dogs all bit butts. Like,
what if that's a new way, What if that's how
you can find your true love? Do you want to
come over and sniff my button?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:27):
No, because I'm already married.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I'm not going around butt sniffing, Eddie. So the butt
sniffing bandit is, he's at it again. He's sniffing butts.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
This guy's wild. He knows what he likes, Eddie.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
I never knew what a guy who sniffed butts for
a living would look like. But when you see the
picture of this guy, it checks out.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
It checks out. Why he's got Shrek ears. You've seen
his ears. It's he's an intulking fella.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
He has literal Shrek ears. But anyways, the butt Sniffing Bandit,
also known as Calise Iron Crowder, has been arrested yet
again for sniffing butts weird. This arrest comes after a
previous butt sniffing arrest last month, where he was caught
sniffing a woman's butt at a Nordstrom rack.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Then they also do it at Barnes and Noble or
something like that too.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
There was a Barnes and Noble that was caught on video,
but this time around, he settled for Walgreens, so it says.
Crowder was charged with one count of loitering with intent
to commit a crime for the July second, twenty second incident.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
His bail was set at one hundred thousand dollars. Listen,
I know it's wrong.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
And discussing, but what crime are you committing when you're
sniffing a butt?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
That's what I was thinking the again.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Know what I'm saying like that, you're technically just breeding,
so you're technically just happened to be breathing close to
someone's butt.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I'm not saying it's right, where's the crime? Yeah, I
won't t I figure it out. You're not wrong, like
intent to commit?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
What crime? Right? Exactly?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
How can you get arrested for something you didn't do?
This is minority report stuff, this is that's future crime, right.
I mean, you're not wrong, Like you can't tell me
what I intended on doing, Like you don't know if
I was actually gonna go through with it.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
I mean, it is weird, like what is he doing
besides stiffing about? What else is he doing? He sniffed
a butt? Why is it normal for dogs because they're dogs.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
I'm not justifying and trusting because I think it sounds
like you might be just trying to figure out.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
What's the crime, Like how do you charge them with? Someone?
What do you charge him with?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
I wish I you know what I'm saying, because like, well,
because is it against the law to come up to
me and sniff my cologne?
Speaker 4 (30:32):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Yeah, but see if I'm gonna sniff your colone, I'm
not bending down on your butt.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
So is it does it become close?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Not?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
It matters.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I feel like assaults the wrong way. Is it against
the law for a guy to lean in and smell
a girl's perfume. It's creepy. I'm not saying it's not creepy,
but it's not against the law if you don't touch them. So,
for example, the best smelling person in this building is Slade.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
M hm, I would say I'm up there.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
But okay, Slade definitely smells the best in this building.
Close second, No, definitely the best. So we've all if
you were not and go and sniff because you never know,
like you like, we're not breaking laws, you just enjoyed
them for clone.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
So I don't know, I you know what, this could
be a good case for Reid, attorney at Loss, to
take on pro bono, like.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
He just because he smelled the button doesn't mean he
committed a crime. It's just a sniff, You're honest.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Sniffs are free. We learned that from Jimmy John's like
Smells are Free ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's reading
Eddie in the afternoon. Have you ever just binged, watched
like an entire TV series in one sitting, or just
for hours and hours on end, and that's felt like
a piece of crap the the minute after you're done.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
No, not at all. I loved every moment of it, Oh,
because if I do that, I'll feel like I just wasted.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
That's how I fall my love for Walking Dead. I
fall so the first season, all six hours of the
first season, and that's why I knew I could. I
could live and survive in that world.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
But you don't feel like bad like you you're like
a lazy piece of crap. Now, no, no, no, I
enjoyed every in and of it.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Well, I I one hundred percent to like, I'll just
be like, uh, how often do you do it a lot?
Maybe that's the problem. Yeah, maybe I do it more
frequently than you. But if you are a type of
person who binge watches shows and kind of feels bad
about it, like you wasted the day or something.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Don't because could it be good for you? Watch out
to binge watch hours worth of TV at a time.
New science behind it says, maybe game changer. I love science.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I'll tell you if binge watching TV and movies and
all that stuff and being a literal couch potato is
healthy for you, I'll tell you next.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
It's science. It's gotta be true. You can't deny it.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
If you ever binge watch, like, let's say, an entire
series in one day, one sitting, or maybe you binge
watch like two or three movies in a row and
then afterwards you're like, oh, I feel like a bum.
Don't because it might be good for you.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
All right.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
It's ninety five nine Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Eddie loves when he's a couch potato.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, I don't do it often. That's thing like a
pig and mud. Just line me up.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
But no.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
New science says binge watching TV shows or binging books
can actually be good for you. It can improve memory,
fuel imagination, and help people deal with times of stress.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
This has come at a perfect time, this information right
now because football season is here. Now, I gotta excuse
Sunday to watch football all day.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Did you hear that?
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Honey? Yeah, it's health.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Print this out for you. It's like a doctor's notice exactly. So,
It says binge watching may help viewers build mental worlds
where stories continue even after finishing the series, and these
tales may help them cope in times of stress.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I'll make my own stories with football.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Yeah, you know, just use your imagination. But also says
binge watching may help make stories more memorable by helping
viewers connect plot threads and come away with the bigger
picture of the story. It's especially true for longer series
with lots of different plot lines and characteristic Fine, what's the.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Longest thing you've actually binge watched, like like one sitting
that you like, you you remember watching NonStop.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Like how like a session? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I think it was kind of recently, probably, like I
mean all day however long I was awake. I was
just binging parks and rec Yeah.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
It was like two thousand and nine for me, and
we watched all the Star Wars movies in a row.
So we woke up early and people just people are
coming to our house like NonStop throughout the day. We
ordered like whether it was six movies at that at
that point there was six, but they're long hours. Think
about the hours time exactly. That was the longest I did.
And we had breakfast, lunch, and dinners ordered at the house.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Two is great. You are a bum one time man.
It's a one time deal. It was fun.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yeah, But anyways, I don't feel bad about it, Addy,
because don't your brain thinks you. Yeah, binge watching TV
actually good for your memory and your brain, and you're welcome.
Brain You're welcome ninety five nine kids at I'm reading
Eddie in the afternoon, first.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Day of school and sent off the little boy for
the first time, first time.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
N I do can't remember if we talked about this
on air or out, but me and Carly we're talking
last week because she I asked her if she's gonna cry,
and she's like, probably, but you're going to try to
wait until you you you let your ship and you you're.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
Gonna cry earlier because you and I have had these conversations.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I walked up here this morning, checked in how she
was doing. Oh, like, how you doing? How nice was that?
Speaker 4 (35:29):
Because no, so I knew I was gonna cry and
you did. Yeah, well this is what happened. I thought
we were going to be able to walk with him
to his classroom. So we're waiting in the entryway and
the principal lines up the four k kids and brings
them to their classroom. And I was like, wait, this
is it, Like, we're not going to the classroom.
Speaker 2 (35:47):
And my husband's like, no, you started throwing tables everywhere.
Remember where my son goes?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Now?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
No, And I was just like, oh, oh bye, and
I gave him a hug and then I just like
started loose sing it in front of him. No, I
did put my sunglasses down because he was like walking
down this long hallway and every couple of seconds he'd
like turn around and look and wave and come.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Hulk from the original show Hulk when he's just see
him walking lonely down the road.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
That's exactly what it reminded me of.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Okay, did your son cry? No kids the first it's
like a memory.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
I'm really anxious to see if he is excited to
go back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
I really hope he is.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Why wouldn't even well, depends on all you do is
play and like do like coloring, and they have rust time,
you have restaurant map or just like chill.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
They chill. Some kids fall asleep. Then they give them
time to just do what to do? We had to
buy a rest mat, take a yoga man essentially for
the kids, yeh off.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
To lay on for rest time. Yeah, so I probably
I recovered. I recovered good.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
I'm good. You're gonna cry tomorrow when you drop them off.
Probably let me ask you this. At one point you
will startp crying. You will, but will you cry again?
Every grade? When you realize is getting older. Probably I'm emotional,
don't you. Fortunately the second kid that I'll be like,
oh whatever, go is cool.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
I'm pretty sure i'm the second id. I'm pretty sure
my mom cracked a beer like the second just that
you might not even stop the call.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
I mean, let's be honest, I think a lot of
parents did that today, celebrating I would back to a routine.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
Yeah, I guess good.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Five nine kids FM reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
About to get out of here? Sure, what was your
over under on energy drinks for me today?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Three? Did you get over under?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Was?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Sorry? The over under was two and a half? Right,
and you you picked the over Yes, so it is
the end of my day today.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
A morning cannon now that you were hanging on to earlier.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
So I have had two energy drinks and a pre
work Oh so that's three. Yeah, yeah, you did it,
my friend. I'm I'm a little perked up now, so
I'm gonna go hit the gym.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah why not? All right, I'm gonna go home and
see how first at school went.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Hopefully not bad.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Bedtime's almost here, so it's all good.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, okay, all right, well you do that. I'll hit
the gym and then we'll do the whole thing tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
We do it again.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
We do it again, but Dan Brown up next. Stick
around for him.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
See you
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