August 6, 2025 • 37 mins
Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from August 5. Reed is one day closer to vacation and running on TikTok-fueled brain chaos, which means the takes are hotter than ever. On this Hot Take Tuesday, the guys debate everything from Titanic breakups and world peace through Pokémon Go to why night cereal just hits different. Eddie thinks he could survive Naked and Afraid (as long as he has underwear), Reed isn’t sure he has an internal monologue, and they both have strong opinions about expired cereal. Plus, National Underwear Day, Mountain Dew conspiracies, survival quizzes, time travel, and a new law that could send slow drivers to jail.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon,
one day closer to vacation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how you
just genuinely look so happy for me?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I am, I am.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I feel like you've been you've been struggling for a while.
I am not Mondays are like troublesome.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
For you, you know, like Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It seems like every day you don't like something for
a reason. So this vacation feels like it'll be a
good way for you to recharge and come.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Back in a good mood. Well, you knock on wood.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Both knocking on the wood. Today's gonna be an interesting show.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We've just got some stuff to do. It's just gonna be.
It's gonna be a fun show today. I don't want
to tease it too much because there's a lot of
stuff and I don't know what we're gonna have time
to get to, Okay, but there's definitely gonna be. If
you're gonna if today is gonna be a day for
you to stick around on the radio, you should all
right for longer than normal because we're just chock full
(01:01):
of interesting stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
This is what scares me, because you haven't prepped me
for anything, So now I'm a little concerned.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
No, for the record, I rarely prep atty for any.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Like, but when you do something big, you do and
this is you're telling me it's big.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, I'm telling you it's interesting. Okay, Like I went
down some rabbit holes. Oh boy, I found some stuff out. God,
I spent a lot of time last night on TikTok,
which got my brain juices flowing. We don't want that, No,
we do want that, So it's gonna be an interesting
show today. Also, today is National Underwear Day? Yeah, bunny, Yeah,
(01:37):
how do.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You celebrate National Underwear Day?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't really think much about it, but fun fact,
seventeen percent of Americans go commandos.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That's a lot of people, seventeen.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Is it a lot or is it not enough? I
don't know, Like, I don't know if the number seems
low or high.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Usually the seventeen percent that are doing our probably the
seventeen percent of pero.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You don't want them doing that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
So probably. But here's the thing though, like we've all
seen there's something about Mary, yes, and we know zippers
are not necessarily man's best friend. So for that reason alone.
How'd you get the zipper all the way to the top?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Such a funny movie?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon.
And here's how I know something's important to Eddie because
the first thing he just said to me during songs
was we need to talk about expired serial. Yes, And
that's the only context I needed at the time. I'm like,
you got it. What about expired cereal is so important?
(02:45):
We need to talk about it on the radio.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
What do you constitute expired cereal? Like if you buy
a box of cereal and it's sitting in a cupboard, okay,
and you want cereal and you open it up and
you look at the date, you go ooh, like, like,
when do you say it really is expired versus est
a date on the box?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So, hmm, is the cereal opened sealed? I don't know
why I asked that, because I don't think it matters. Anyways.
I go to this step right away. I try a
piece or two and if if it's if it's got
the feel, if it's got the taste, it it tastes
like good cereal, you go for it. Yeah, we have
boxes a serial. If you notice it in the in
(03:26):
the kitchen right now. And then someone said that the
direct free, they're giving it away. We do, but they're expired.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
But they expired, they're unopened, and they expired ten days ago.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
They're probably still good.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Inspiration dates are not exact. They're just a suggestion.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I feel like they're wasting cereal there.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Who brought them into the COmON?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
No, it's and it's that.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
It's that magic spoon brand who does like all that,
Like it's supposedly like healthier, less sugar.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
More pro aut.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
No, it's really good. I buy.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I buy that brand and cereal. So I'm thinking to myself,
I'd buy in a heartbeat.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
So I see them like, oh I dig this, and
bit rightaway says it's expired, so what so then look
at the box. I'm like, totally ten days.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You gotta give it to taste test if it feels good.
If it tastes good, it's good.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Somebody is building opened up their pantry saw they go, nope,
not touching it.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Some people are like that man that weird, that's.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Weird, right, will throw it away from it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I would at least taste it like I feel like
and then throw it away because what is this person
that had this year giving away for is like not
good enough for me, but probably good enough for someone else.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
That's another thing too, like not like let's just get
my scraps exactly we got peasants are.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Working, no Edi, I mean think about it. Ninety nine
kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. And there's
one thing we should know about Eddie if you don't
already know it about them, Yeah, is that he swears
up and down that he could survive in the wild.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Absolutely naked in a fraid style. If I had underwear,
it's a I could make it happen. The naked part
is the only thing scary about naked and afraid yours.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Why do you have such confidence that you, a house
cat can live out in the wild and survive.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I like the camp. I'm a camper.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Make your own food, hunt your own food. I could
do that, Make your own shelter, I could do that.
But what makes you think, like what experience led you
to believe that you can do this?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I know how to camp? Okay, I know how to
cook camp food.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Were you a boy scout?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I know I'm a no, but my kid's a cup scout,
so I'm learning this stuff now.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Okay, so and me go to cupscout meetings with him
and stuff I'm learning. So you think I can pull
a shelter with trees?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You say you fully, truly believe that if you were
like on a Naked and Afraid show with underwear, yes,
that you could be the winner.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Nineteen days or whatever it is. It is like nineteen days,
twenty one day, something like that.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I think I could do it. Yes, okay, perfect, I'm
glad you said that.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Did you sign me up at my aunt?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I make the show no baby steps, because we're gonna
We're gonna do a little survival quiz okay, scrolling TikTok.
I came across a survival quiz and I'm like, this
would be perfect to ask Eddie because these seemed like
basic survival questions and if you can't answer these correctly,
you're not gonna be able to live in the while.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
How much time is you spend on this?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Uh? Two minutes?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Man?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Okay, yeah, trust it. Come on, this is a low effort.
So you don't want me to feel that bad if
you only spent two minutes. No, I still want you
to feel bad, but I have seven questions. Eddie's gonna
take the survival quiz because again easy, he is honest
to God, truly confident that he could survive the TV
show Naked and Afraid with underwear if they allowed him
to wear underwear. But he could survive. He's got that
(06:38):
dog in him, I think so. I'm coming up fact
seven questions. We'll see how many Eddie can get correctly,
and then I might believe you.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
There's gotta be some sort of like survivalist company here
in Wisconsin that can give me a preview for like
a like a weekend preview of Naked.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I see if you can handle this quiz first, okay,
the survival quiz to see if Eddie's got what it
takes to survive in the while you doubt me so much,
trust me, we'll do it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Next.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You'll see, all right, here we go. We're gonna do
this survival quiz because Eddie fully believes he could survive
without any training or experience. He thinks he could survive
something like the TV show Naked and Afraid if they
gave him underway. Yes, that's all I need is he
just thinks he's that good as like a survivalist.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I can do it.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
We're gonna play right now. I just want to set
the mood. We're gonna play something environments like that in
this show is you never know? Man, it's taking afraid
they could send you anywhere. So seven questions starting with
number one is a survival quiz?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Is it? Is it a multiple choice or? Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Question one? What is the universal signal for stress? More
inverse code? So os, man, I'm not gonna tell if
you're right wrong until the end.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
So os.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Question two?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Do do something like that if.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You're a law What moss direction trick? Do people often
mention moss direction? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Man, just I just find my guiding star man. Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Question three? Yeah, what's the first thing you should prioritize
in a survival situation?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
First thing I should prioritize in a service? See everyone's different.
Someone's gonna say shelter, someone say food.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I'm going shelter.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'm gonna find out what my home base is gonna differ, okay.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Question four? How many hours can a human typically survive
without water?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I would say a good You probably got a good
fifty some hours.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Easily.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Question five, you'll be a heidhydrated, but you can do it.
Which common item can help purify water when boiled with it?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Listen it again?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Which common item can help purify water when boiled with it?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Boiled with?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Question six?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I don't know fire.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
What's one way to tell you? What's one way to
tell if a plant might be poisonous in the wild.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's a good question, oh man, pass I even want
to give it a stab.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's got it's got prickles.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Question seven? Which direction does the sun rise?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
It rises from that side? Which is the east?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
All right? That's the seven questions. How well did you do? Well?
We ran out of time, so two songs. We'll find
out how well Eddie did on this survival quiz? How
do you think you did?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I got a good feeling. I got a good feel.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I still think you could survive on naked in a
phrase underwear?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
With underwear?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
All right, we'll find out how well Eddie did or
did not do?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
And nobody want to see anybody naked on that show.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I don't know that kind of do. For some reason,
Eddie thinks he can survive in the wild with nothing
but underwear.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Can I clarify. I don't think I know.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
But you have no experience. You weren't a cub scout,
you weren't a boy scout. You have never done this before.
You just think you can do it easy. And that's
why I put Eddie to the test. We're gonna go
over the results now, the survival quiz. Can Eddy survive
in the wild? Let's find out?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah? Can question good? I feel good about.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
The Universal signal for stress and Morse code is SOS
boom one for one. Number two. If you're lost? What
moss direction trick? Do people often mention this one? You said,
you follow your star.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I follow my guiding star.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Moss grows on the north side of trees.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
My tree happens to be on the north.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I don't think that would help you there. What's the
first thing you should prioritize in a survival situation? You said,
at home base, man, my shelter, shelter. There you go
so far out. You're doing all right. Twenty hours can
a human typically survive without water? You said fifty seventy two?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Even better?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I kind of better. Yeah. Number five? Which common item
can help purify water when boiled with it?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Fire to get the ball going.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's like saying pot. The answer charcoal. Really, I didn't
know that, that's all right, that's why you couldn't survive
in the wild. Two out of question six, what's one
way to tell if a plant might be poisonous in
the wild, you said it's prickly. It's prickly.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Nobody wants prickly plants.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
The answer it has bright colors or a milky sap.
So you're you're gonna be eating the pretty flowers and
the end up dyeing. Question seven and final question, which
direction does the sun rise east? I got more rights
than wrong. You got question one right, you got question
two wrong, you got question three right, you got question
(11:53):
four wrong, you got question five wrong, you got question
six wrong, you got three right.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Four I got four rights.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Following Your north star doesn't count, does it.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I know where I'm going. I know where I'm going.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Conviction in your face right now? I got right? I
got all right? Eddie ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's
reading Eddie in the afternoon. And I really hate to
do this to you, Okay, hate to do it to me.
But remember a while ago, and I think we even
talked about this off air with Carle about internal monologues. Yes,
like we don't understand it, like like thirty to fifty
(12:30):
percent of humans don't have one, and we're trying to
figure out what it even is. Like is it actually
hearing a voice in your head? Or is it like
thinking about stuff? You know what I mean? Like if
it's like I'm hungry, I could go for a taco,
like do I Now, I'm gonna try to do it
in my head, right, Like I know what I'm thinking,
but am I'm I don't think I'm hearing a voice.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
But you're thinking in your voice, right, No, it's just thought.
So you're thinking, you know, pizza. It's not like my
voice going my voice in your head.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
See, I can't close my mind. I don't know if
I have an internal monologue or if I don't. And
this is why I say I hate to do this
to you because there's another thing okay now that is
gonna really cook our noodles a little bit and we're
gonna have to talk about it. So I found this
dude on TikTok talking about it, and here he is
explaining it.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Okay, Okay, so you all remember how a few years
ago everyone was losing their minds after they found out
that like thirty to fifty percent of the population doesn't
have an internal monologue.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I can do you one better.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
I have something called affhantasia, which basically means that I
can't visualize anything in my mind.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
And here's what that looks like.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
There's a continuum of, you know, going from being able
to see a full blown apple to nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
And that's me.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
So I went my entire life up until about thirty
when I found out us them can actually see.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I had to reverse some words, and he said, so
let me just rewind that part again.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Collam, can actually see it is.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
In your head.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Like the whole time, whenever someone was like, go visualize
an apple, I just assumed it was a figure of speed.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
So we need to talk, so we'll use his example
of an apple. So interesting, So when you think of
an apple, do you see it or do you just
because you know what an apple looks like, you're thinking
about the last time you saw an apple. Does that
make sense? I we got to dive deep in why,
because other than the internal monologue, which is already making
(14:33):
me feel like I'm on crazy pills, now I need
to ask myself can I see things in my head?
I don't know what answer I want to hear with
this one. Either, I will talk about it. So like
internal monologues, people, I get thirty to fifty percent of
people don't have one, and I don't know if I
do or if I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
That's just wild.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's ninety five nine kiss FM Reaid and Eddie in
the afternoon. Like if I thinking about like, like, let's
say I gotta go to the bathroom. Yeah, And I'm like,
do I just think about having to go to the
bathroom or do I Can I hear myself saying I.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Gotta go to the bathroom? But I think that thinking
is your internal monologue.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
That makes no damn sense. Just like this, dude. Now
we've got a whole other thing to ask ourselves is
can we visualize things or are we just thinking about them?
And is there a difference? I don't know. Tell me
what the difference is.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
No, there is no difference. If you're thinking about him,
you're visualizing it.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
But that's not visualizing, that's just thinking, right, I don't know.
Like let's say, like if I say, Eddie, think of
your son, Okay, can you actually see your son? In
your head? Or do you just remember what he looks like?
It is there a difference.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
It's like it's like seeing a picture of him, I
think my son. It's like I'm looking at him. I
don't have that really. I If I'm thinking.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I'm assuming I know what he looks like.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
If I'm thinking of like my parents or something, I
know what they look like. But am I seeing them?
I don't? No, am I am? I is my brain?
Am I visualizing that? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
So if someone says you visualize you're in a room,
close your eyes, you're in a room, Like, can you
put yourself in that room?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Like thinking like you're there?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Really?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Can you?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I think so? Like? So there, close your eyes?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeakay, okay, close your eyes, sure eyes clear yourself in
a room?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Sure? What kind of room?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
That's what I'm gonna ask you. What room are you
thinking of? I am in the studio, But are you
just thinking of the studio because you've been in an
hundred time?
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Though?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
What I mean?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
But I don't know see what I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
This is like this brain stuff is really hard.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
The brain is hard to understand.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yes, complex, I don't know if anyone can help us
out nine eight one zero ninety five nine, Like I
can picture me going on vacation and you know this week, right,
I can picture the beach I'm gonna be on.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
But there you go, that's a visualization.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I remember it, am I picturing it? I don't know,
Like this is so hard.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I think you've made it harder than what it is
in your head.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I don't know this burds man, Like this is why
I need a vacation ninety five nine Kiss FM reading
Eddie in the afternoon on a Tuesday. Tuesday, the second
worst day of the week. But I'm still okay. I'm good.
I got vacation this week. Tomorrow's my last full day
for a while it is. I'm going to be enjoying that.
(17:30):
So I'm overall in a pretty good.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Move good good, yeah time.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
But today's a day where we air a grievances. Oh yeah,
and we kind of like we stick to our guns
on certain things. It's hot. Take Tuesday. Love it where
we share our firm beliefs, whether they may be unpopular opinions.
Maybe this is something that you would you firmly believe in,
(17:54):
but other people might think you're crazy for believing it.
You tell us, and then we tell you if you're crazy.
Eventually nine to two eight one zero ninety five nine hit
up the Primi V Hydration and Wellness studio line. We'll
start with one we didn't get to from. I didn't
even think we did this last week actually two weeks ago. Yeah,
so this is from last week, and this is this
(18:14):
is a I like this one. Jack and Rose from
Titanic would have broken up in three weeks if they
both survived. One relationship was based off infatuation in the
honeymoon phase would have worn off quickly. It worn off
when they were in the water.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
She didn't let him on on the on the door.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I think she knew.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
She knew.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
She's like, I can't take this sewer rat hill.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Is plenty plenty of space on that door, firm, think
get up there to survive.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
No, instead he had to go yourself. No, she let
him freeze and die.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
But logistically speaking, they're from two different worlds.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Oh, absolutely, it would never work.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
It would never work. And then she also she was engaged.
I mean, let's be honest, she's the villain of this show. Like,
why are all of like the note Titanic? Why are
these love stories about women cheating.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I mean, you're not wrong, You're not wrong. Rarely, am Eddie,
women aren't satisfied with what they got.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
What's wrong with us? Yeah? That's that is a hot take,
which I I mean, if you're a lovey dovey romantic person,
you might believe that they actually would.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Now Nope, I'm with it. I want I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
And can we also talk about how she wasted Bill
Paxton's time and money and then that blue Diamond could
have done her family so good and she just said
screw it.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, no, no, she was a selfish woman.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, all right. Hot Take Tuesday nine two eight one
zero ninety five nine, bull it up some more. Next,
it's hot take Tuesday on ninety five nine, kiss at Them.
The first one was a good one that Jack and
Rose from Titanic the movie would have broken up in
three weeks to hot take it legit? Yeah that is
legit nine two eight one zero ninety five nine. What
are your hot takes? What are your unpopular opinions? But
(19:57):
you firmly believe them no matter how wrong everyone else
as you are that summer of twenty sixteen where everyone
was playing Pokemon, Go was the closest will ever get
to world peace? I mean, did you.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Play Pokemon Go? Did you? Did you go down a
rabbit hole?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Tried it because I was a fan of like the
Blue and Red games, and that was pretty much the
only time I ever got into Pokemon. But it was
just it seemed like a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I've never got into Pokemon, so I didn't bother with it.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
But also, you want to know something scary that, like
I heard, maybe it's a conspiracy the Pokemon Go app,
because you know how it worked, right, Yeah, you use
your camera and you film everything going around. It was
actually a mapping tool.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
So now the government has they know what the inside
of your house looks like, where your doors are, where
your windows are, where your secret rooms are. They know
what your backyard looks like. They know everything because you
willingly allowed camera access to that app, and we all
know the app sell everything you give them show.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I don't believe that that part.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Is a hot take right there, that's a that's a
good take. Who agrees? Nine to two eight one zero
ninety five nine Pokemon Go app was a spy tool,
and now they know inside of your bedroom. They know
they mapped out your life, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
You are the worst.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Nine two two, eight one zero ninety five nine. Hot
Take Tuesday. Cereal is one hundred times better at night
than in the morning. I don't care what anyone says.
Night cereal hits different. And I'll die on this though.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I mean there is something like, yeah, there's something to
be said about that. For sure.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
That's a good take because I'm not a super hungry
morning person.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
So it bullet cereal hits the spot no matter what
time of.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Day, right, But I'm just not hungry, So if I
do eat cereal, it's probably gonna be at night. Yeah,
and then yeah, it just it gets me all cozy
and comfy and you curl up in bed. Yeah, that's
a good take. Hot Take Tuesday. Not a lot of
bad ones so far, but well one was a little hot.
But eight ones. You're on ninety five nine. What is
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your hot take? Let us know it is Hot Take
Tuesday on Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. We
want to know your most unpopular opinion, something that you
firmly believe in even though most people do not agree
with you and tell you you're wrong, but you don't care.
Nine eight ones zerre On ninety five to nine. There
are no wrong pizza toppings as long as the person
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eating the pizza is happy with their choices. You hate
this so much, don't I do?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
But I'm also the person says you do you if
it makes you happy to do it, so I can't complain.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
But there is a poor reference. Yeah, Eddie loads pineapple
on pizza.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It's not that I loathe it, it's just that it's
it's not necessary.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
What is necessary, Eddie? Everything else? But I want pineapple
on my pizza. Why are you trying to shame me
for having joy?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
That's why, That's why this was a hard because you
know what You're right? Do you do you?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah? But you just give me the You make me
feel like inferior because I like pineapple and ham on
a pizza and you say it's gross, So you make
me feel like I'm not I'm not up on your level.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Because I apologize for judging you on pizza.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I don't forgive you one zero ninety five nine It's
hot Take Tuesday. Driver picks the music or at least
retains veto power one at least of the Vita posle and
even like in question.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Absolutely, if, especially in a road trip they're doing the
long drive, they get to pick what they listen to
so they don't fall asleep behind the wheel.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Power for sure. Sometimes if you're driving, you don't want
to have to think about it. Yeah, will you give
it to the shotgun.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Just this weekend, my wife wanted to put a podcast
about Abraham Lincoln caause we're going on a springfield. Oh God,
I'd fall asleep and that's I'm halfway through. I'm like,
we gotta stop this. I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
So, I mean, or they got music on one more here.
Donut are dessert not a breakfast item. That's a hot take.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I think sometimes that hits a spot for breakfast, but
I mean most.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Like a lot of these breakfast foods are desserts. Pancakes dessert.
Pancakes not a desserts. Aaffles are dessert.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
That depends on the size of the pancake.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Any dude, pancake pan what eddie cake? There are a
lot of breakfast foods that are desserts.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Man, a toasterru that's a dessert. I mean yeah, but
it's also good Danish that's a dessert.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Breakfast jelly donut. You're telling me that's a breakfast food
and not a dessert.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Practice of champions.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I don't think not No No ninety nine Kiss FM.
It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. I like a good conspiracy.
Here we go again, and I came across one today
that kind of like blew my mind a little bit.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
At least twice a week you have one of these.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Do you know about the Mountain Dew conspiracy?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
What now?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Just a soda company, Eddie or an agent of chaos?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Okay, what do you go?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
So there is a theory going around that every time
Mountain Dew releases a specialty flavor.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Like Code Red, exactly, Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Every time or most times, there are a lot of
times some major world event lines up with it.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
That's okay bad.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
For example, Code Red, what year was that release? Do
you remember?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I feel like it's we're off for hot minutes.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Nineties, maybe two thousand and one, alright, close a major
event that happened eleven a couple months after Code Red
was released, A right nine to eleven happened? Okay, coinci
shock it up to coincidence, sure, right, But there's a
few more of these, and we're gonna go over some next.
I'm gonna tell you about them, and then you be
the judge for yourself. But it's weird that they line
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up this way. So the conspiracy is it called the
Mountain Dew Conspiracy?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Just a soda company or an agent of chaos because
every time they release a new specialty flavor, something crazy happening.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I do like the title of agents of chaos. That
should be my name for something.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
No, no, whatever makes you happy, budd all right, the
Mountain Dew Conspiracy. Will talk about it next, like if.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I become a wrestler agent of chaos and I like
that for you?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I like it, all right, Mountain Dew Conspiracy, we'll talk
about it next. Ninety five nine Chiss FM. It's reading
Dye in the afternoon. And it's been a little while
since we've done something like this.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay, dream theater, all right.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
This one's creeping me out a little bit, Okay because
it involves something that I should have never known but
somehow dreamed about it. Okay, and it also involves me dying.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Oh, we don't like that.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
And it was hyper realistic of a dream. But what
really gets me is of something that I didn't know existed.
And then when I told someone it existed, they were like,
how did you know that?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
What, dude, I dreamt something I did not. I didn't
know anything about this. I didn't know this thing existed,
and here it is in my dreams, and I think
I died. I mean, it's dream theater. We're not gonna
have you guess it. I'm just going to tell this
to you. Next, and you tell me how weird or
not weird this is. I got hear my crazy dream
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where I knew something I shouldn't know. Next, So I
had a dream the other day, and which is not,
you know, uncommon. I dream all the time, and I
dream crazy things all the time. But what really kind
of weirded me out with this one was I dreamt
of something something I had no information about, but it
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was actually real life.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
You dream something real that you know was real?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, let me explain. Also, the part about me dying
in this dream doesn't freak me out near as much
as how I knew what was.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
In this right, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
It's ninety five nine kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon.
So I had a dream that I was sleeping or
laying down in the bed of this girl that I'm
seeing his house, right, So we're laying down and then
there's this autistic TikTok influencer Okay that he was in
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this dream and he was downstairs at her house. And
I see him all the time on TikTok, you know,
I like watching the videos or whatever. But something happened
where this autistic TikToker had some sort of freak out meltdown, Okay,
ran upstairs to where we were laying in better sleeping
or whatever, pulled out a gun and I jumped like
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on top of her to like protect from the bullets,
and got just lit up in the back like five
six times.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Just boom boom, boom, boom boom.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
And I look and he's holding this gun and it's
like a small like teal bluish color gun. And then
that's kind of like when I woke up, Like I
don't know if I like really died, but I think
that was like I think I knew I was going
to die at all. So horrible dream. Yeah, dream theater here.
So I told this girl that I'm seeing this dream,
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and her eyes kind of like get really big and
she gets confused, and she's like, I have a small
blue gun, and I'm like, what, I would not known
this information. I've never seen it, never talked about it. Weird,
And I told her, yeah, it was like a smallish
kind of gun, and it was like blue tealers.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Show it to you afterwards to prove your point.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
She didn't show it to me. I've still never seen it.
She's messing with you, then, So I dreamed about this
gun that ended up killing me, that she had that
I had no idea she even.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Had sounds weird, dude, how would I know that?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Like?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Is that how I die? What if hear me out?
Hear me out?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
You're sleeping, You're dead asleep, and she's whispering this story
and you think you're dreaming.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
If it's her just messing with you, she's talking to you,
well that would be very very nice. Maybe I'm psychic though,
maybe maybe I'm like a medium.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I think she's messing with you.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Close your eyes, Eddie, I'm gonna see if I can
read your thoughts. You're so lucky and happy. How did
you guess it to be here with me right now?
I'm good, man, I'm good. That's exactly kiss FM, it's
reading Eddie in the afternoon. Remember a few weeks ago,
it might have been on a hot take Tuesday where
somebody texted in saying handicap drivers suck. Yes, and then
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I didn't agree, but I kind of did yes. And
then the very next day I got stuck behind a
handicap driver who was driving like the literal worst.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
And you described as handicap driver's vehicle to the point where.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Some textor knows who this is. Actually that was funny,
But no, the vehicle in front of me the very
next morning, to only prove my point that handicapped drivers
are kind of the worst, was driving like fifteen miles
an hour under the speed limit. That's a problem. It's
a safety issue.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
So there is a state I don't know if you've
heard about this that is they I think they heard my, my,
my whole thought process, sure, because they just passed the
law where if you just drive one mile per hour
under the speed limit, right to jail. That's ulous a
state that did it. We're gonna talk about it next fight.
(31:34):
Look at me, man, I'm changing the world.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
That's pretty ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
We'll talk about it next One mile per hour under
the speed limit, right to jail. We'll talk about that next.
I think we need it in this state. No, you know,
we do. I'm really surprised that he's not more on
my side with this, since he has the most road
rage out of anyone I've ever met.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Rage.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
He almost got into a fight like last year because
you told him I had a small pack. Well, he
was driving like a jerk and trying to start a
fight way for no reason. It's ninety five to nine
Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. Man, there's this
state that is they're gonna put you in jail if
you drive one mile per hour under the speed limit.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
No way, judge, that's how happened.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
It's a law. They passed it. So I think we
can agree. There's not a lot of things worse than
a slow driver in the left lane. Yes, Like what
are you doing? Like if I got to pass you
on the right, that's not safe for anybody.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
So hear me out. You're on a road trip.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
You're in the left lane because the guy the right
in front of you is moving slow. You're already going
ten above and the car behind you is tailing you
because they think you're going too slow.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
That's their problem. I'm already going ten over, okay, so
you're not gonna go If there's room for me to
go right, I'll go right and let that person pass.
But I'm not gonna like hold him up. But if
if the right lane's all blocked, he's got to wait.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
He's got to wait anyway.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Though. Yeah, there's a state Louisiana just passed the law
where if you're in the left lane and you go
one one mile under the speed limit, just one mile,
you can go to jail.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
That seems ridiculous to me.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Eventually, So the first offense will be one hundred and
fifty dollars fine.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
That's a lot of money for one under one.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Mile per hour under the speed limit. Second offense two fifty,
third offense three point fifty, and you can go to jail.
I don't like that one bit. Here's a weird thing, though,
it also applies to the right lane. Here's the other thing.
Here's here's exactly what this means, Eddie. You must drive
in Louisiana according to this law. Think about it. You
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must drive the exact speed limit because it's against the
latago above it, and it's against the Latago one mile
an hour under it.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
The calibration of these guns can't be that accurate either.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Fight at Eddie. I don't know what to tell you, man.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Put all like, what if.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
You're driving, you're going seventy miles an hour on the
highway and.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
There's an animal on the road, You're gonna tap the brakes.
He tapped the brakes. Also, you're going sixty eight and boom.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
We'll ticket. That's not how that works.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
What do you mean, of course it is? They happen again.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
The rap is going to ticket you to dodge a deer.
I don't know to go go down because there's a
family of ducks crossing the road ticket you. I mean,
I'm pretty sure you legally.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Say they're not going to ticket crossing you.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Legally have to. I'm trying to ram over everything. Then
it's against it's against the law, man, it's also against
a law of go under. Pick your battle. But I
don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
They're making it complicated for us to drive.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
This stuff out ninety five nine. Kiss at them. It's
reading Eddie in the afternoon. And remember a while ago
when we talked about like time travel and stuff. Sure,
and It's like if we like, we would be so
useless when you think about it going back, because like
they'd be like, tell us about the future, and we'd
be like, oh, this is how this works, and they'd
be like how when you're like, I don't know. I
(34:53):
don't know how car works. I don't know how we
get electricity to our house, like I know, we haven't.
I can't duplicate it. Well, you know the comedian Nate Bargazzi,
Oh yeah, yeah, he stole our bit.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Get houty.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah, dude, I saw this on TikTok last night. What
it's hilarious, but dude stole our bit. Give it a listen.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
I've thought about like time travel, Like if I went
back in time knowing everything I know now, I don't
think I would make a difference. If I went back
to the twenties and I like saw some guy on
like an old phone, I'd be like, hey, eventually they
have phoned you just carry in your pocket and he'd
be like, yeah, how do they do it?
Speaker 2 (35:32):
It's like, you know, I mean, I don't know, same.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Bit, right, absolutely, the same bit. I think it's better though.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
It's funny satellite or something and They're like, what's the satellite. Well,
I shouldn't have even brought that up. Then it's like
a round metal dish or something that get's gonna go.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Pretty high in the air.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
I honestly don't think I could prove I'm from the future.
I mean, they would want some proof you know, who's
the next president. Oh boy, it's.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Funny because I also would not be able to tell
you who the next president would be.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
This is all sorts of amazing because he is funny,
but he one hundred stole our bit.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Do you think he was in town May ninth? He
was in town probably when we did this bit. We
need to go to the tapes, and if we.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Didn't, if he stole our comedic.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Bit because he was in Green Bay for the show
May ninth, which means maybe maybe he arrived at eighth,
So we got to go to the tapes.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
This is the importance of trademarking everything. Trademark He legit
stole our bit.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
It's happening, it's happening, lawsuit everything right.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
First three thos now Ni Bargatzi, you can't.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Forget Tom Cruise, Tilly my idea for Maverick.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
That too, but also can we really be mad at him?
We are a multi award winning.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
He knew we were a quality funny folk and he
just copied us.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
And imitation is the final form of flatter.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
That's a good point, very good points.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
But I feel like we should go up to him
and say that he has to at least acknowledge us.
So I was in Green Bay and I heard the
radio guys talking about time travel.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
When they blew my mind.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
They're right, what a you know, credit a little bit
of credit because we're smart and funny in attractive, oh,
very attractive.
Ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon,
one day closer to vacation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how you
just genuinely look so happy for me?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I am, I am.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I feel like you've been you've been struggling for a while.
I am not Mondays are like troublesome.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
For you, you know, like Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It seems like every day you don't like something for
a reason. So this vacation feels like it'll be a
good way for you to recharge and come.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Back in a good mood. Well, you knock on wood.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Both knocking on the wood. Today's gonna be an interesting show.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We've just got some stuff to do. It's just gonna be.
It's gonna be a fun show today. I don't want
to tease it too much because there's a lot of
stuff and I don't know what we're gonna have time
to get to, Okay, but there's definitely gonna be. If
you're gonna if today is gonna be a day for
you to stick around on the radio, you should all
right for longer than normal because we're just chock full
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of interesting stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
This is what scares me, because you haven't prepped me
for anything, So now I'm a little concerned.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
No, for the record, I rarely prep atty for any.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Like, but when you do something big, you do and
this is you're telling me it's big.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, I'm telling you it's interesting. Okay, Like I went
down some rabbit holes. Oh boy, I found some stuff out. God,
I spent a lot of time last night on TikTok,
which got my brain juices flowing. We don't want that, No,
we do want that, So it's gonna be an interesting
show today. Also, today is National Underwear Day? Yeah, bunny, Yeah,
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how do.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You celebrate National Underwear Day?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't really think much about it, but fun fact,
seventeen percent of Americans go commandos.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That's a lot of people, seventeen.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Is it a lot or is it not enough? I
don't know, Like, I don't know if the number seems
low or high.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Usually the seventeen percent that are doing our probably the
seventeen percent of pero.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
You don't want them doing that.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
So probably. But here's the thing though, like we've all
seen there's something about Mary, yes, and we know zippers
are not necessarily man's best friend. So for that reason alone.
How'd you get the zipper all the way to the top?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Such a funny movie?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon.
And here's how I know something's important to Eddie because
the first thing he just said to me during songs
was we need to talk about expired serial. Yes, And
that's the only context I needed at the time. I'm like,
you got it. What about expired cereal is so important?
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We need to talk about it on the radio.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
What do you constitute expired cereal? Like if you buy
a box of cereal and it's sitting in a cupboard, okay,
and you want cereal and you open it up and
you look at the date, you go ooh, like, like,
when do you say it really is expired versus est
a date on the box?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
So, hmm, is the cereal opened sealed? I don't know
why I asked that, because I don't think it matters. Anyways.
I go to this step right away. I try a
piece or two and if if it's if it's got
the feel, if it's got the taste, it it tastes
like good cereal, you go for it. Yeah, we have
boxes a serial. If you notice it in the in
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the kitchen right now. And then someone said that the
direct free, they're giving it away. We do, but they're expired.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
But they expired, they're unopened, and they expired ten days ago.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
They're probably still good.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Inspiration dates are not exact. They're just a suggestion.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I feel like they're wasting cereal there.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Who brought them into the COmON?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
No, it's and it's that.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
It's that magic spoon brand who does like all that,
Like it's supposedly like healthier, less sugar.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
More pro aut.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
No, it's really good. I buy.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I buy that brand and cereal. So I'm thinking to myself,
I'd buy in a heartbeat.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
So I see them like, oh I dig this, and
bit rightaway says it's expired, so what so then look
at the box. I'm like, totally ten days.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
You gotta give it to taste test if it feels good.
If it tastes good, it's good.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Somebody is building opened up their pantry saw they go, nope,
not touching it.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Some people are like that man that weird, that's.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Weird, right, will throw it away from it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I would at least taste it like I feel like
and then throw it away because what is this person
that had this year giving away for is like not
good enough for me, but probably good enough for someone else.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
That's another thing too, like not like let's just get
my scraps exactly we got peasants are.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Working, no Edi, I mean think about it. Ninety nine
kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. And there's
one thing we should know about Eddie if you don't
already know it about them, Yeah, is that he swears
up and down that he could survive in the wild.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Absolutely naked in a fraid style. If I had underwear,
it's a I could make it happen. The naked part
is the only thing scary about naked and afraid yours.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Why do you have such confidence that you, a house
cat can live out in the wild and survive.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I like the camp. I'm a camper.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Make your own food, hunt your own food. I could
do that, Make your own shelter, I could do that.
But what makes you think, like what experience led you
to believe that you can do this?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I know how to camp? Okay, I know how to
cook camp food.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Were you a boy scout?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
I know I'm a no, but my kid's a cup scout,
so I'm learning this stuff now.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Okay, so and me go to cupscout meetings with him
and stuff I'm learning. So you think I can pull
a shelter with trees?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You say you fully, truly believe that if you were
like on a Naked and Afraid show with underwear, yes,
that you could be the winner.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Nineteen days or whatever it is. It is like nineteen days,
twenty one day, something like that.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I think I could do it. Yes, okay, perfect, I'm
glad you said that.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Did you sign me up at my aunt?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
I make the show no baby steps, because we're gonna
We're gonna do a little survival quiz okay, scrolling TikTok.
I came across a survival quiz and I'm like, this
would be perfect to ask Eddie because these seemed like
basic survival questions and if you can't answer these correctly,
you're not gonna be able to live in the while.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
How much time is you spend on this?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Uh? Two minutes?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Man?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Okay, yeah, trust it. Come on, this is a low effort.
So you don't want me to feel that bad if
you only spent two minutes. No, I still want you
to feel bad, but I have seven questions. Eddie's gonna
take the survival quiz because again easy, he is honest
to God, truly confident that he could survive the TV
show Naked and Afraid with underwear if they allowed him
to wear underwear. But he could survive. He's got that
(06:38):
dog in him, I think so. I'm coming up fact
seven questions. We'll see how many Eddie can get correctly,
and then I might believe you.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
There's gotta be some sort of like survivalist company here
in Wisconsin that can give me a preview for like
a like a weekend preview of Naked.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I see if you can handle this quiz first, okay,
the survival quiz to see if Eddie's got what it
takes to survive in the while you doubt me so much,
trust me, we'll do it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Next.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You'll see, all right, here we go. We're gonna do
this survival quiz because Eddie fully believes he could survive
without any training or experience. He thinks he could survive
something like the TV show Naked and Afraid if they
gave him underway. Yes, that's all I need is he
just thinks he's that good as like a survivalist.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I can do it.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
We're gonna play right now. I just want to set
the mood. We're gonna play something environments like that in
this show is you never know? Man, it's taking afraid
they could send you anywhere. So seven questions starting with
number one is a survival quiz?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Is it? Is it a multiple choice or? Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Question one? What is the universal signal for stress? More
inverse code? So os, man, I'm not gonna tell if
you're right wrong until the end.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
So os.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Question two?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Do do something like that if.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
You're a law What moss direction trick? Do people often
mention moss direction? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Man, just I just find my guiding star man. Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Question three? Yeah, what's the first thing you should prioritize
in a survival situation?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
First thing I should prioritize in a service? See everyone's different.
Someone's gonna say shelter, someone say food.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I'm going shelter.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'm gonna find out what my home base is gonna differ, okay.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Question four? How many hours can a human typically survive
without water?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I would say a good You probably got a good
fifty some hours.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Easily.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Question five, you'll be a heidhydrated, but you can do it.
Which common item can help purify water when boiled with it?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Listen it again?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Which common item can help purify water when boiled with it?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Boiled with?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Question six?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I don't know fire.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
What's one way to tell you? What's one way to
tell if a plant might be poisonous in the wild.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
That's a good question, oh man, pass I even want
to give it a stab.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's got it's got prickles.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Question seven? Which direction does the sun rise?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
It rises from that side? Which is the east?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
All right? That's the seven questions. How well did you do? Well?
We ran out of time, so two songs. We'll find
out how well Eddie did on this survival quiz? How
do you think you did?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I got a good feeling. I got a good feel.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I still think you could survive on naked in a
phrase underwear?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
With underwear?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
All right, we'll find out how well Eddie did or
did not do?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
And nobody want to see anybody naked on that show.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I don't know that kind of do. For some reason,
Eddie thinks he can survive in the wild with nothing
but underwear.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Can I clarify. I don't think I know.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
But you have no experience. You weren't a cub scout,
you weren't a boy scout. You have never done this before.
You just think you can do it easy. And that's
why I put Eddie to the test. We're gonna go
over the results now, the survival quiz. Can Eddy survive
in the wild? Let's find out?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah? Can question good? I feel good about.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
The Universal signal for stress and Morse code is SOS
boom one for one. Number two. If you're lost? What
moss direction trick? Do people often mention this one? You said,
you follow your star.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
I follow my guiding star.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Moss grows on the north side of trees.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
My tree happens to be on the north.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I don't think that would help you there. What's the
first thing you should prioritize in a survival situation? You said,
at home base, man, my shelter, shelter. There you go
so far out. You're doing all right. Twenty hours can
a human typically survive without water? You said fifty seventy two?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Even better?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I kind of better. Yeah. Number five? Which common item
can help purify water when boiled with it?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Fire to get the ball going.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
That's like saying pot. The answer charcoal. Really, I didn't
know that, that's all right, that's why you couldn't survive
in the wild. Two out of question six, what's one
way to tell if a plant might be poisonous in
the wild, you said it's prickly. It's prickly.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Nobody wants prickly plants.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
The answer it has bright colors or a milky sap.
So you're you're gonna be eating the pretty flowers and
the end up dyeing. Question seven and final question, which
direction does the sun rise east? I got more rights
than wrong. You got question one right, you got question
two wrong, you got question three right, you got question
(11:53):
four wrong, you got question five wrong, you got question
six wrong, you got three right.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Four I got four rights.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Following Your north star doesn't count, does it.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I know where I'm going. I know where I'm going.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Conviction in your face right now? I got right? I
got all right? Eddie ninety five nine Kiss FM. It's
reading Eddie in the afternoon. And I really hate to
do this to you, Okay, hate to do it to me.
But remember a while ago, and I think we even
talked about this off air with Carle about internal monologues. Yes,
like we don't understand it, like like thirty to fifty
(12:30):
percent of humans don't have one, and we're trying to
figure out what it even is. Like is it actually
hearing a voice in your head? Or is it like
thinking about stuff? You know what I mean? Like if
it's like I'm hungry, I could go for a taco,
like do I Now, I'm gonna try to do it
in my head, right, Like I know what I'm thinking,
but am I'm I don't think I'm hearing a voice.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
But you're thinking in your voice, right, No, it's just thought.
So you're thinking, you know, pizza. It's not like my
voice going my voice in your head.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
See, I can't close my mind. I don't know if
I have an internal monologue or if I don't. And
this is why I say I hate to do this
to you because there's another thing okay now that is
gonna really cook our noodles a little bit and we're
gonna have to talk about it. So I found this
dude on TikTok talking about it, and here he is
explaining it.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Okay, Okay, so you all remember how a few years
ago everyone was losing their minds after they found out
that like thirty to fifty percent of the population doesn't
have an internal monologue.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I can do you one better.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
I have something called affhantasia, which basically means that I
can't visualize anything in my mind.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
And here's what that looks like.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
There's a continuum of, you know, going from being able
to see a full blown apple to nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
And that's me.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
So I went my entire life up until about thirty
when I found out us them can actually see.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I had to reverse some words, and he said, so
let me just rewind that part again.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Collam, can actually see it is.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
In your head.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Like the whole time, whenever someone was like, go visualize
an apple, I just assumed it was a figure of speed.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
So we need to talk, so we'll use his example
of an apple. So interesting, So when you think of
an apple, do you see it or do you just
because you know what an apple looks like, you're thinking
about the last time you saw an apple. Does that
make sense? I we got to dive deep in why,
because other than the internal monologue, which is already making
(14:33):
me feel like I'm on crazy pills, now I need
to ask myself can I see things in my head?
I don't know what answer I want to hear with
this one. Either, I will talk about it. So like
internal monologues, people, I get thirty to fifty percent of
people don't have one, and I don't know if I
do or if I don't.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
That's just wild.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's ninety five nine kiss FM Reaid and Eddie in
the afternoon. Like if I thinking about like, like, let's
say I gotta go to the bathroom. Yeah, And I'm like,
do I just think about having to go to the
bathroom or do I Can I hear myself saying I.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Gotta go to the bathroom? But I think that thinking
is your internal monologue.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
That makes no damn sense. Just like this, dude. Now
we've got a whole other thing to ask ourselves is
can we visualize things or are we just thinking about them?
And is there a difference? I don't know. Tell me
what the difference is.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
No, there is no difference. If you're thinking about him,
you're visualizing it.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
But that's not visualizing, that's just thinking, right, I don't know.
Like let's say, like if I say, Eddie, think of
your son, Okay, can you actually see your son? In
your head? Or do you just remember what he looks like?
It is there a difference.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
It's like it's like seeing a picture of him, I
think my son. It's like I'm looking at him. I
don't have that really. I If I'm thinking.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I'm assuming I know what he looks like.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
If I'm thinking of like my parents or something, I
know what they look like. But am I seeing them?
I don't? No, am I am? I is my brain?
Am I visualizing that? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
So if someone says you visualize you're in a room,
close your eyes, you're in a room, Like, can you
put yourself in that room?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Like thinking like you're there?
Speaker 1 (16:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Really?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Can you?
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I think so? Like? So there, close your eyes?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeakay, okay, close your eyes, sure eyes clear yourself in
a room?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Sure? What kind of room?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
That's what I'm gonna ask you. What room are you
thinking of? I am in the studio, But are you
just thinking of the studio because you've been in an
hundred time?
Speaker 5 (16:36):
Though?
Speaker 1 (16:36):
What I mean?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
But I don't know see what I mean?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
This is like this brain stuff is really hard.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
The brain is hard to understand.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yes, complex, I don't know if anyone can help us
out nine eight one zero ninety five nine, Like I
can picture me going on vacation and you know this week, right,
I can picture the beach I'm gonna be on.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
But there you go, that's a visualization.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I remember it, am I picturing it? I don't know,
Like this is so hard.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I think you've made it harder than what it is
in your head.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
I don't know this burds man, Like this is why
I need a vacation ninety five nine Kiss FM reading
Eddie in the afternoon on a Tuesday. Tuesday, the second
worst day of the week. But I'm still okay. I'm good.
I got vacation this week. Tomorrow's my last full day
for a while it is. I'm going to be enjoying that.
(17:30):
So I'm overall in a pretty good.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Move good good, yeah time.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
But today's a day where we air a grievances. Oh yeah,
and we kind of like we stick to our guns
on certain things. It's hot. Take Tuesday. Love it where
we share our firm beliefs, whether they may be unpopular opinions.
Maybe this is something that you would you firmly believe in,
(17:54):
but other people might think you're crazy for believing it.
You tell us, and then we tell you if you're crazy.
Eventually nine to two eight one zero ninety five nine hit
up the Primi V Hydration and Wellness studio line. We'll
start with one we didn't get to from. I didn't
even think we did this last week actually two weeks ago. Yeah,
so this is from last week, and this is this
(18:14):
is a I like this one. Jack and Rose from
Titanic would have broken up in three weeks if they
both survived. One relationship was based off infatuation in the
honeymoon phase would have worn off quickly. It worn off
when they were in the water.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
She didn't let him on on the on the door.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I think she knew.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
She knew.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
She's like, I can't take this sewer rat hill.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Is plenty plenty of space on that door, firm, think
get up there to survive.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
No, instead he had to go yourself. No, she let
him freeze and die.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
But logistically speaking, they're from two different worlds.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Oh, absolutely, it would never work.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
It would never work. And then she also she was engaged.
I mean, let's be honest, she's the villain of this show. Like,
why are all of like the note Titanic? Why are
these love stories about women cheating.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I mean, you're not wrong, You're not wrong. Rarely, am Eddie,
women aren't satisfied with what they got.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
What's wrong with us? Yeah? That's that is a hot take,
which I I mean, if you're a lovey dovey romantic person,
you might believe that they actually would.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Now Nope, I'm with it. I want I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
And can we also talk about how she wasted Bill
Paxton's time and money and then that blue Diamond could
have done her family so good and she just said
screw it.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, no, no, she was a selfish woman.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, all right. Hot Take Tuesday nine two eight one
zero ninety five nine, bull it up some more. Next,
it's hot take Tuesday on ninety five nine, kiss at Them.
The first one was a good one that Jack and
Rose from Titanic the movie would have broken up in
three weeks to hot take it legit? Yeah that is
legit nine two eight one zero ninety five nine. What
are your hot takes? What are your unpopular opinions? But
(19:57):
you firmly believe them no matter how wrong everyone else
as you are that summer of twenty sixteen where everyone
was playing Pokemon, Go was the closest will ever get
to world peace? I mean, did you.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Play Pokemon Go? Did you? Did you go down a
rabbit hole?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Tried it because I was a fan of like the
Blue and Red games, and that was pretty much the
only time I ever got into Pokemon. But it was
just it seemed like a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
I've never got into Pokemon, so I didn't bother with it.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
But also, you want to know something scary that, like
I heard, maybe it's a conspiracy the Pokemon Go app,
because you know how it worked, right, Yeah, you use
your camera and you film everything going around. It was
actually a mapping tool.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
So now the government has they know what the inside
of your house looks like, where your doors are, where
your windows are, where your secret rooms are. They know
what your backyard looks like. They know everything because you
willingly allowed camera access to that app, and we all
know the app sell everything you give them show.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I don't believe that that part.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Is a hot take right there, that's a that's a
good take. Who agrees? Nine to two eight one zero
ninety five nine Pokemon Go app was a spy tool,
and now they know inside of your bedroom. They know
they mapped out your life, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
You are the worst.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Nine two two, eight one zero ninety five nine. Hot
Take Tuesday. Cereal is one hundred times better at night
than in the morning. I don't care what anyone says.
Night cereal hits different. And I'll die on this though.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I mean there is something like, yeah, there's something to
be said about that. For sure.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
That's a good take because I'm not a super hungry
morning person.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
So it bullet cereal hits the spot no matter what
time of.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Day, right, But I'm just not hungry, So if I
do eat cereal, it's probably gonna be at night. Yeah,
and then yeah, it just it gets me all cozy
and comfy and you curl up in bed. Yeah, that's
a good take. Hot Take Tuesday. Not a lot of
bad ones so far, but well one was a little hot.
But eight ones. You're on ninety five nine. What is
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your hot take? Let us know it is Hot Take
Tuesday on Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. We
want to know your most unpopular opinion, something that you
firmly believe in even though most people do not agree
with you and tell you you're wrong, but you don't care.
Nine eight ones zerre On ninety five to nine. There
are no wrong pizza toppings as long as the person
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eating the pizza is happy with their choices. You hate
this so much, don't I do?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
But I'm also the person says you do you if
it makes you happy to do it, so I can't complain.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
But there is a poor reference. Yeah, Eddie loads pineapple
on pizza.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It's not that I loathe it, it's just that it's
it's not necessary.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
What is necessary, Eddie? Everything else? But I want pineapple
on my pizza. Why are you trying to shame me
for having joy?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
That's why, That's why this was a hard because you
know what You're right? Do you do you?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah? But you just give me the You make me
feel like inferior because I like pineapple and ham on
a pizza and you say it's gross, So you make
me feel like I'm not I'm not up on your level.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Because I apologize for judging you on pizza.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I don't forgive you one zero ninety five nine It's
hot Take Tuesday. Driver picks the music or at least
retains veto power one at least of the Vita posle and
even like in question.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Absolutely, if, especially in a road trip they're doing the
long drive, they get to pick what they listen to
so they don't fall asleep behind the wheel.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Power for sure. Sometimes if you're driving, you don't want
to have to think about it. Yeah, will you give
it to the shotgun.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Just this weekend, my wife wanted to put a podcast
about Abraham Lincoln caause we're going on a springfield. Oh God,
I'd fall asleep and that's I'm halfway through. I'm like,
we gotta stop this. I can't do this anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
So, I mean, or they got music on one more here.
Donut are dessert not a breakfast item. That's a hot take.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I think sometimes that hits a spot for breakfast, but
I mean most.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Like a lot of these breakfast foods are desserts. Pancakes dessert.
Pancakes not a desserts. Aaffles are dessert.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
That depends on the size of the pancake.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Any dude, pancake pan what eddie cake? There are a
lot of breakfast foods that are desserts.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Man, a toasterru that's a dessert. I mean yeah, but
it's also good Danish that's a dessert.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Breakfast jelly donut. You're telling me that's a breakfast food
and not a dessert.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Practice of champions.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
I don't think not No No ninety nine Kiss FM.
It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. I like a good conspiracy.
Here we go again, and I came across one today
that kind of like blew my mind a little bit.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
At least twice a week you have one of these.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Do you know about the Mountain Dew conspiracy?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
What now?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Just a soda company, Eddie or an agent of chaos?
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Okay, what do you go?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
So there is a theory going around that every time
Mountain Dew releases a specialty flavor.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Like Code Red, exactly, Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Every time or most times, there are a lot of
times some major world event lines up with it.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
That's okay bad.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
For example, Code Red, what year was that release? Do
you remember?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I feel like it's we're off for hot minutes.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Nineties, maybe two thousand and one, alright, close a major
event that happened eleven a couple months after Code Red
was released, A right nine to eleven happened? Okay, coinci
shock it up to coincidence, sure, right, But there's a
few more of these, and we're gonna go over some next.
I'm gonna tell you about them, and then you be
the judge for yourself. But it's weird that they line
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up this way. So the conspiracy is it called the
Mountain Dew Conspiracy?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Just a soda company or an agent of chaos because
every time they release a new specialty flavor, something crazy happening.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I do like the title of agents of chaos. That
should be my name for something.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
No, no, whatever makes you happy, budd all right, the
Mountain Dew Conspiracy. Will talk about it next, like if.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I become a wrestler agent of chaos and I like
that for you?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I like it, all right, Mountain Dew Conspiracy, we'll talk
about it next. Ninety five nine Chiss FM. It's reading
Dye in the afternoon. And it's been a little while
since we've done something like this.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay, dream theater, all right.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
This one's creeping me out a little bit, Okay because
it involves something that I should have never known but
somehow dreamed about it. Okay, and it also involves me dying.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Oh, we don't like that.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
And it was hyper realistic of a dream. But what
really gets me is of something that I didn't know existed.
And then when I told someone it existed, they were like,
how did you know that?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
What, dude, I dreamt something I did not. I didn't
know anything about this. I didn't know this thing existed,
and here it is in my dreams, and I think
I died. I mean, it's dream theater. We're not gonna
have you guess it. I'm just going to tell this
to you. Next, and you tell me how weird or
not weird this is. I got hear my crazy dream
(27:29):
where I knew something I shouldn't know. Next, So I
had a dream the other day, and which is not,
you know, uncommon. I dream all the time, and I
dream crazy things all the time. But what really kind
of weirded me out with this one was I dreamt
of something something I had no information about, but it
(27:50):
was actually real life.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
You dream something real that you know was real?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, let me explain. Also, the part about me dying
in this dream doesn't freak me out near as much
as how I knew what was.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
In this right, that's funny.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
It's ninety five nine kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon.
So I had a dream that I was sleeping or
laying down in the bed of this girl that I'm
seeing his house, right, So we're laying down and then
there's this autistic TikTok influencer Okay that he was in
(28:21):
this dream and he was downstairs at her house. And
I see him all the time on TikTok, you know,
I like watching the videos or whatever. But something happened
where this autistic TikToker had some sort of freak out meltdown, Okay,
ran upstairs to where we were laying in better sleeping
or whatever, pulled out a gun and I jumped like
(28:44):
on top of her to like protect from the bullets,
and got just lit up in the back like five
six times.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Just boom boom, boom, boom boom.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
And I look and he's holding this gun and it's
like a small like teal bluish color gun. And then
that's kind of like when I woke up, Like I
don't know if I like really died, but I think
that was like I think I knew I was going
to die at all. So horrible dream. Yeah, dream theater here.
So I told this girl that I'm seeing this dream,
(29:15):
and her eyes kind of like get really big and
she gets confused, and she's like, I have a small
blue gun, and I'm like, what, I would not known
this information. I've never seen it, never talked about it. Weird,
And I told her, yeah, it was like a smallish
kind of gun, and it was like blue tealers.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Show it to you afterwards to prove your point.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
She didn't show it to me. I've still never seen it.
She's messing with you, then, So I dreamed about this
gun that ended up killing me, that she had that
I had no idea she even.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Had sounds weird, dude, how would I know that?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Like?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Is that how I die? What if hear me out?
Hear me out?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
You're sleeping, You're dead asleep, and she's whispering this story
and you think you're dreaming.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
If it's her just messing with you, she's talking to you,
well that would be very very nice. Maybe I'm psychic though,
maybe maybe I'm like a medium.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I think she's messing with you.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Close your eyes, Eddie, I'm gonna see if I can
read your thoughts. You're so lucky and happy. How did
you guess it to be here with me right now?
I'm good, man, I'm good. That's exactly kiss FM, it's
reading Eddie in the afternoon. Remember a few weeks ago,
it might have been on a hot take Tuesday where
somebody texted in saying handicap drivers suck. Yes, and then
(30:42):
I didn't agree, but I kind of did yes. And
then the very next day I got stuck behind a
handicap driver who was driving like the literal worst.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
And you described as handicap driver's vehicle to the point where.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Some textor knows who this is. Actually that was funny,
But no, the vehicle in front of me the very
next morning, to only prove my point that handicapped drivers
are kind of the worst, was driving like fifteen miles
an hour under the speed limit. That's a problem. It's
a safety issue.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
So there is a state I don't know if you've
heard about this that is they I think they heard my, my,
my whole thought process, sure, because they just passed the
law where if you just drive one mile per hour
under the speed limit, right to jail. That's ulous a
state that did it. We're gonna talk about it next fight.
(31:34):
Look at me, man, I'm changing the world.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
That's pretty ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
We'll talk about it next One mile per hour under
the speed limit, right to jail. We'll talk about that next.
I think we need it in this state. No, you know,
we do. I'm really surprised that he's not more on
my side with this, since he has the most road
rage out of anyone I've ever met.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Rage.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
He almost got into a fight like last year because
you told him I had a small pack. Well, he
was driving like a jerk and trying to start a
fight way for no reason. It's ninety five to nine
Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. Man, there's this
state that is they're gonna put you in jail if
you drive one mile per hour under the speed limit.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
No way, judge, that's how happened.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
It's a law. They passed it. So I think we
can agree. There's not a lot of things worse than
a slow driver in the left lane. Yes, Like what
are you doing? Like if I got to pass you
on the right, that's not safe for anybody.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
So hear me out. You're on a road trip.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
You're in the left lane because the guy the right
in front of you is moving slow. You're already going
ten above and the car behind you is tailing you
because they think you're going too slow.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
That's their problem. I'm already going ten over, okay, so
you're not gonna go If there's room for me to
go right, I'll go right and let that person pass.
But I'm not gonna like hold him up. But if
if the right lane's all blocked, he's got to wait.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
He's got to wait anyway.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Though. Yeah, there's a state Louisiana just passed the law
where if you're in the left lane and you go
one one mile under the speed limit, just one mile,
you can go to jail.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
That seems ridiculous to me.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Eventually, So the first offense will be one hundred and
fifty dollars fine.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
That's a lot of money for one under one.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Mile per hour under the speed limit. Second offense two fifty,
third offense three point fifty, and you can go to jail.
I don't like that one bit. Here's a weird thing, though,
it also applies to the right lane. Here's the other thing.
Here's here's exactly what this means, Eddie. You must drive
in Louisiana according to this law. Think about it. You
(33:31):
must drive the exact speed limit because it's against the
latago above it, and it's against the Latago one mile
an hour under it.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
The calibration of these guns can't be that accurate either.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Fight at Eddie. I don't know what to tell you, man.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Put all like, what if.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
You're driving, you're going seventy miles an hour on the
highway and.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
There's an animal on the road, You're gonna tap the brakes.
He tapped the brakes. Also, you're going sixty eight and boom.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
We'll ticket. That's not how that works.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
What do you mean, of course it is? They happen again.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
The rap is going to ticket you to dodge a deer.
I don't know to go go down because there's a
family of ducks crossing the road ticket you. I mean,
I'm pretty sure you legally.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Say they're not going to ticket crossing you.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Legally have to. I'm trying to ram over everything. Then
it's against it's against the law, man, it's also against
a law of go under. Pick your battle. But I
don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
They're making it complicated for us to drive.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
This stuff out ninety five nine. Kiss at them. It's
reading Eddie in the afternoon. And remember a while ago
when we talked about like time travel and stuff. Sure,
and It's like if we like, we would be so
useless when you think about it going back, because like
they'd be like, tell us about the future, and we'd
be like, oh, this is how this works, and they'd
be like how when you're like, I don't know. I
(34:53):
don't know how car works. I don't know how we
get electricity to our house, like I know, we haven't.
I can't duplicate it. Well, you know the comedian Nate Bargazzi,
Oh yeah, yeah, he stole our bit.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Get houty.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yeah, dude, I saw this on TikTok last night. What
it's hilarious, but dude stole our bit. Give it a listen.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
I've thought about like time travel, Like if I went
back in time knowing everything I know now, I don't
think I would make a difference. If I went back
to the twenties and I like saw some guy on
like an old phone, I'd be like, hey, eventually they
have phoned you just carry in your pocket and he'd
be like, yeah, how do they do it?
Speaker 2 (35:32):
It's like, you know, I mean, I don't know, same.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Bit, right, absolutely, the same bit. I think it's better though.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
It's funny satellite or something and They're like, what's the satellite. Well,
I shouldn't have even brought that up. Then it's like
a round metal dish or something that get's gonna go.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Pretty high in the air.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
I honestly don't think I could prove I'm from the future.
I mean, they would want some proof you know, who's
the next president. Oh boy, it's.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Funny because I also would not be able to tell
you who the next president would be.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
This is all sorts of amazing because he is funny,
but he one hundred stole our bit.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Do you think he was in town May ninth? He
was in town probably when we did this bit. We
need to go to the tapes, and if we.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Didn't, if he stole our comedic.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Bit because he was in Green Bay for the show
May ninth, which means maybe maybe he arrived at eighth,
So we got to go to the tapes.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
This is the importance of trademarking everything. Trademark He legit
stole our bit.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
It's happening, it's happening, lawsuit everything right.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
First three thos now Ni Bargatzi, you can't.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Forget Tom Cruise, Tilly my idea for Maverick.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
That too, but also can we really be mad at him?
We are a multi award winning.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
He knew we were a quality funny folk and he
just copied us.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
And imitation is the final form of flatter.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
That's a good point, very good points.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
But I feel like we should go up to him
and say that he has to at least acknowledge us.
So I was in Green Bay and I heard the
radio guys talking about time travel.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
When they blew my mind.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
They're right, what a you know, credit a little bit
of credit because we're smart and funny in attractive, oh,
very attractive.
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