September 2, 2025 • 28 mins
Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from August 29. Eddie was out on vacation after catching the Oasis concert in Chicago, so Reed and Karli held things down in the studio. When a husband went viral for digging through a landfill to find his wife’s wedding ring, Reed put Karli to the test. Would she go just as far? From porta potties to snake pits, her answers might surprise you. They also tackled the gross habits we all secretly do, shared guilty confessions, and brought up Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Could you really marry someone you had never lived with? Plus, Reed’s unexpected dinosaur deep dive and the kickoff to a long weekend of old school jams.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety nine, kiss them reading, Eddie in the afternoon, Eddie
out today, carlyon today.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Why is he not here today?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
He said, because he Okay, he went to allegedly the
Oasis concert.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Lest Okay, he did post pictures from it. No, we
did it, confuse oh Facebook.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Not on his personal No. So I was like, did
he really go? I don't know. No, he was there,
but he's in Chicago. And then he said on his
own volition that he had to take the next day
off to recover.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
He did text me last night and it was a
little confusing, so he might have been a little buzzed.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I told him, can you get rip roor and drunk?
And he said no, he might, he said he can,
but he won't.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I should show you the text message because I was like,
he just the grammar was poor, and it was just
I was I had to kind of make sense of
it a little bit so that I'm like, he might
be a little.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Saucer right now.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Why didn't he text me?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Because you're not the one who spiffed on the tickets?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
True, So anyways, you look at the the text. And
over the weekend we went to the Tacos in Tequila Festival. Yes,
Eddie is such a happy, go lucky drunk.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh, I love that. I can see that too.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
He gets super friendly, excited, bubbly, kind of like jumping
over own kind of thing, like a little kid. He
reminds me of like a kid getting like an ice
cream cone. I can see that, and it's so funny. Yeah,
he gets so bubbly, thinks everything's a great idea. He
thinks even things that aren't funny are super funny. We
should do this, we should do that. It's so funny
(01:34):
when you get Eddie drunk.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh, I need to see drunk Eddie.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Because it rarely happens.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, I need to see drunk.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
But it happened once before, a couple years ago summerfest.
First time I saw him with any amount of drinks
in him, and he was the same way, just.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Really like.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Bubbly. Wanted to talk to everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That checks because I feel like, okay, hold on.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
It's so funny because he doesn't drink a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
He says thanks for kicking ass and for covering me
on the air, So he must have just been in
a really happy mook.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
He was drunk, Oh, for sure, he was sure We're
gonna have to talk to him about this on Tuesday, Yes,
when he comes that absolutely all right, Yeah, we're gonna
have fun today. Yeah, and it's a long weekend Friday, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Old school jam weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And it's old school jam weekend. So all right, we're
gonna have a good show. Okay, put that out in
the universe. Carly, stay it with me. We are going
to have a good show.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Was I supposed to stay with you at the same time? Yeah, okay,
let's do it again.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
We are. We are going to have a good nine
kiss them reading Eddie in the afternoon on a labor
day weekend and also not with Eddie with Carle Yes.
How much fun is it to go into labor?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
It's not great.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I mean, the start of it isn't terrible, but then
it gets bad.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
How do you know you're in labor? Without being too graphic.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
The contractions, it feels like you have like gut pains,
like you know when you really have to go number
two and you have those short pains in your stomach.
That's kind of what a contraction feels like, because that's
what I thought it was at first.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I was like, oh, is this guess oh no, this
might be.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
This might be it like, this might be a human being.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yep, yep. So that's how it started.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Is it ever weird you out knowing like you created
a living human being in your.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Body kind of.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
And it's when I look back at my ultrasound pictures,
so like see the little peanut in the ultrasound picture
and know that that's my four year old who wipes
snot on a sleeve. Yeah, that that's that's him.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Like I get excited when I put together like a
lego sat like I created that, or like make like
a good burger or something. Yeah, but I like that
didn't exist before I came along. And you're out here
making human I know, which is impressed.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's also very weird in alien life?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It is, especially when you feel them inside boom.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
They always move, yeah, like always or like no, not always,
not always. If you take like a drink of something cold,
or if you drink or have some sugar, usually that
gets them going.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Sink it all amped up and yeah, yeah, yeah exactly
Eddie drunk like Edie exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Kiss them. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon with Carly
today and it's Friday, and normally Eddie would be asking
me the top five questions. But Eddie's not here and
you're here, so I'm just gonna do a top five
with you.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The point of the game is I find a random
top five list on the internet. Could be anything. Carle
does not know what it is, and she's got to
try to cross off all five things on the list.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You did an easy one for me this week, right,
I think?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Okay? Good?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I think pretty easy. So you're did you say you
are kind of like a cooker? No, okay, that's the huzzle.
Oh okay, I still think you'll be fine with this one.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's top five and today we're gonna do top five
Condiments in the fridge the longest oh okay, according to
rancor dot com. So we'll give you two songs to
think about it. There might be some surprising ones in there,
but if you really put your thought power into this,
you're gonna knock it out of the park. Carlo.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Okay, I I am sort of confident.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Well, you got two songs to think about it, and
then we'll come back, put sixty seconds on the clock
and do top five condiments in the fridge the longest.
All right, here we go. It's top five on ninety
five nine Kiss FM. Eddie's out today, so Carly filling in.
And also it's typically my turn on Friday. But because
of the scenario, I'm gonna be asking Carly the top
five and that is top five condiments in the fridge
(05:52):
the longest.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
So does that mean they don't get used and they're
in there and they're getting expired or what.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Does that mean?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I would say that and maybe these are condiments that
just aren't used often or in small doses. Okay if
that helps.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It doesn't, but well we'll go with it.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, sixty seconds on the clock. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Top five condiments in the fridge the longest and three
two one go.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Tartar sauce no good, no good one hot sauce no
also a good one. Gosh started, I'll go with the
obvious ones. Ketchup mustard, pickles, ketch.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Up number five, mustard number one, pickles number four.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Look at that?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Okay, no ranch, no sound, doesn't number two?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
That one more? My gosh, I have so much to
think about it. Okay it garlic, no tomato? Paste. Those
aren't really condiments, barbish sauce.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
No, this one's good, probably the toughest.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
One, vinegar nouce, steak sauce.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Farther away.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh, son of a content, soy sauce.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You did it? Can I point out Eddie has never
gotten all five?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I feel so good right now.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You did it. It's top five condiments in the fridge.
The longest. You got them all we got number five
is catchup number fourst pickles, number three, soy sauce, number two,
salad dressing number one, yellow mustard. Look at that as
I am like blown away right now.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I just was thinking of all the condiments you.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Need to flex nuts to Eddie. I will tuesday, I will.
You got them all. Top five condiments in the fridge,
the longest. Carlely kicks ass ninety five nine kiss them
reading Eddie in the afternoon. He's out today, so carle
is in today. And I want to know, would you
consider yourself a pretty hygienic person?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Do you think, off the top of your head like
you have any unhygienic tree?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
So we'll just see about that because I've got a
list of extremely unhygienic things, but people seem to do
them anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh boy, oh oh okay.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I think we're probably guilty of a lot of people.
So here's one of them. These are unhygienic traits that
everyone just seems to do. We don't think about them.
Do you touch sticky condiment bottles at restaurant tables? Yeah,
it's pretty unhygienic though, when you think about it, like
the sticky ones, because there's like germs.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
And everyone touches them. Yeah, but they like to think
that they get wiped down at least once a day.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You'd like to think that, you'd like to think that.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
But oh okay, then yeah, sure, I'm not hygienic.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
What about do you lick your fingers when you count money,
or like turn pages in.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
A book sometimes?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
So I would consider myself like the I'm not a germophobe.
I'm not afraid of germs. No, I don't like so
drops on the floor. There's maybe a fifty fifty chance
I'll still eat it, Yeah, depending on where I'm at.
If I'm at home, probably one hundred percent chance, yes,
because I know where my floor has been, right. But
I'm just not afraid of germs at all. Like, I mean,
(09:12):
I could you want me to lick this counter?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
No? I don't I could.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Please don't it gross you out?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
No, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I would think you're weird.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
But Otis has been here, so yeah, I don't do it.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Do it?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Uh? What is something unhygienic you do? What about scrolling
on your phone while on the toilet?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh? Everybody does that?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Have you ever like gone to the toilet and forgotten
your phone and you're like, what do I do? Yes,
you're like the shampoo bottle and you just read the bagament?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Honestly though, it's like, wow, this is lonely. This is
like what did we do before? I guess we had
like magazine papers, newspapers. Yeah, but imagine just raw dogging
the toilet.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I would just I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Extremely unhygienic things, but we all seem to do them anyways.
We'll go over a couple more. So far we're guilty
of all of them, alright, more unhygienic things, but we
all just seem to do them anyway. It's ninety five
to nine Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon with
Carly today because Eddie's out. Someone texted in ice machines.
And I've heard.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
This before in hotels.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Like I think anywhere, Okay, like the fast food place.
Oh yeah, i've heard like they're actually really gross inside.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah there's probably molden s. Yeah yeah, but again I
don't care. Yeah, ignorance is bliss.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
That's my whole motto.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Ignorance is bliss.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
What about not washing your bedding enough or at all?
How often do you wash your.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Sheets every like two to three weeks? No, that's a lot. Yeah,
I really like clean sheets.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah. Plus I also don't sleep on my bed every night,
so that's right.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You sleep on the couch.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, so maybe a month or so ago. That's not
too bad, maybe longer.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You're trying to make yourself sound better.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Shut up. What about putting your filthy suitcase on your bed?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, my suitcase is filthy if.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
You're traveling with it probably.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh yeah, I put it on my.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Bed yep, and then I'll sleep in it.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
But I washed my sheets enough, so it's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, you're covered. What about eating wild bowling?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Oh that grosses meal.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
However, I have my own bowler, I know, but I
have my own bowling ball.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
But yeah, the communal bowling balls eating news that's discussed again.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Not a germopoe, but that kind of freaks.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Me out because I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Know how long ago it was we all went bowling. Yes,
and you're the resident bowler here. I'd beat you, by
the way.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah whatever, but.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
You're the resident bowler. You bring your own balls and
towels and shoes and all that stuff. But we ate
there too, right.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
We did?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I think we did. I didn't even think. I'm eating,
and I'm putting my fingers in the hole and I'm
coming back and eating more, and who knows what's in
that hole? Whose finger? That's so gross? Now I don't
even want to put my fingers in the holes.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I know. Get your own bowling ball.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'm gonna have to. I bowl like once every five years,
but I'm gonna have to get my own ball.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
You can get a cheap one.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Pulling a tortilla out of a bag then putting it
on top of the package, thinking you're keeping it off
your countertop.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I definitely do that, But is that gross?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
But the outside of the packaging is almost surely worse
than your counter. I didn't think about that because think
of it. It's going through the grocery store and I
didn't even think about that. But I do this all
the time because I know we're gross.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
We are.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Kiss FM read and Eddie in the afternoon, Eddie out
Carly in Happy FRIDAYYY. What's something you secretly love doing
that people might judge you for of something like me?
For example, I don't know how like judge you this is,
but I drink milk right from the carton.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Oh that is a little cringey, but.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, no one else is really drinking my milk. No, Yeah,
I don't remember the last time I poured milk in
a glass.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Okay, that's that's bizarre.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Because if I'm eating dinner, I'm just grabbing like the
carton and setting it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Next to saving dishes.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, I'm very environmentally conscious, yes that, and so it's
just the gallon of milk, and I'll eat and just
drink from the gallon of milk. I love it.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I have a picture in my head right now.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Is it good? No, it's pretty It's gotta be pretty good.
Another thing, though, we're talking about things you secretly love
that people might judge you for if they knew. And again,
I don't know how bad this is, but I love
sleeping on my couch.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It's just bad for my whole body.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
But yeah, no, I could see that. I don't think
that that's I'm not judging you for that. You can
I judge you for a lot of other things.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Of course. So yeah, what I what I love to
do is I like to eat something, get all comfy,
put on a show, and then I just pass out.
And then like sometimes I'll wake up and be like,
that's like so far away, it's thirty steps.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I'm just gonna sleep here.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, And I don't want to like ruin the sleep,
right because if I get up, maybe I'll get like
a boost of energy.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
And then you won't be able to fall back.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, So it's like it is the healthy option the
unhealthy healthy option.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Okay, think it over. What's something you secretly love doing
that people might judge you for if they knew? Nine
two oh two eight ones zero ninety five nine Hit
us up. What are things you secretly love doing but
other people might judge you for if they knew about it?
It's ninety five nine kiss FM reading Eddie in the
Afternoon with Carle Today nine two oh two eight ones
(14:48):
zero ninety five nine. I said, I love sleeping on
my couch and I love drinking. I only drink milk
straight from the carton.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Do you read?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, thank you. We've got some here on the text line.
Sleep with this stuffed animal. It's comforting. But yeah, I
don't exactly advertise it. I know I have my.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Baby blanket and I sleep with it every night, and
I don't care judge.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Me baby blanket.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
It's it is. It's shredded like yours. Yeah. Why Actually
was my oldest brother, so it's like over forty years old.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Let me ask you this. Did you take it to
college with you?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I didn't like live off campus, so you've always well, no,
I commuted from my parents' house and then I did
have an apartment.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
But yeah, so yeah, I did take it to college always.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
How did you break this news to Derek?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
He just found out when he first time he slept over.
He he does judge me for.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
It, Yeah, but does it du We don't care that much.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah, He's like, get that rag off our bed, Get
that rag off our bed.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
He's always being like san about it.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Accidental it away.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
He knows I'd murder him.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
What would you do? For real?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I would murder him?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You would? You would commit murder?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yes, okay, it's dramatic, but I'd be very, very sad
because it's just a comfort thing. I can't explain it.
It's not like I'm a little baby. I'm a grown woman.
I have responsibilities, I have some children, exactly like, it's
just a comfort thing and it doesn't hurt anybody, So
lay off me.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
What do you think you do that people might judge
you for?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Probably my taste in television shows because I like really
bad reality TV.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I like no.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I like shows that I don't have to think, and
I like watching other people's drama.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
And yeah, I just like reality shit TV.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
What's your favorite show?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I mean, you obviously know I like Jersey Shore a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh, yeah, a lot. I know.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I really like America's Next Time Model. They still have
that they don't but I.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Like to like go back and watch.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
It's like those types of shows I've been watching Love Island,
a lot of the Netflix shows that do you ever
watch The Circle on Netflix?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I love that show.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
It's starting to get crappier, but I do love that show.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yes, that's a good show.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Perfect match. Yes, Love is Flying? Ye all below deck?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
No, I haven't watched that one.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
That's the boat one.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Is it good?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's they're on super yacht. They work on super yachts,
so they're like the they'll turn down the beds and
serve the foods and they're those kind of workers for
like ultra wealthy people.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Okay, and yes it's good, it's amazing. Okay, that's on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Uh bravo.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Oh I don't know if I have that.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Whatever. Okay, we gotta take a break. We'll be back.
What is something you do that you love but might
be secretly judged for? And hit us up? Nine Kiss FM.
Reading Eddie in the Afternoon with Carly today and there
was a story I thought this was pretty cool of
a woman who lost her wedding ring. Oh gosh, that's
not the cool part. The cool part is her husband
(17:47):
went and searched in a landfill for it, oh my,
and found it.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
That is why. That's literally like a needle in a haystack.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah. So the story is they went to the movies
or something and reading popcorns fingers probably got a little greasy,
came home and something along the lines of drop the
popcorn in the garden on accident or something. So she's
picking it up and it must have slipped off into
the bag something like that. They threw the bag of
popcorn away and she knew it was in there.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
So they go to the landfill and they're like, listen,
we know where it's at. They're probably gonna say no,
but they're like, sure, go ahead. And then he saw
a part of the garbage that he knew was from
his house or something that they had thrown away. He's like,
I'm close, and he's and he found it. He found
the ring in the bag.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
That had to have been such a good feeling. Oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah. Right, So the question is like, is it always
worth trying to get the ring back?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
You know what, mine's insured, So I probably would have
been like, nope, it's gone, and I just would have
filed the claim.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Okay, So I've got a list of scenarios here. Okay,
but I'm gonna see if you were to lose your
wedding ring or drop your wedding ring in one of
these things, would you go get it back?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Cross?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay, And let's assume for a second, it's not insured. Okay,
so let's assume it's an expensive and it means something.
It's what's the word sentimental? So you are a list
of scenarios. I want to see how far you would
go to get your wedding ring back? Okay, if you
lost it? What if you lost it in a chucky
cheese ballpit? Yes, you've seen and I'm a mom. That's fair.
(19:24):
This might be an easy one for you. What about
P Diddy's hotel room?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Harley is a risk taker.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I'm a risk taker. What about an open casket at
a funeral? Oh that's awkward of someone you don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh yeah, yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
So these are scenarios to figure out if Carly would
attempt to get her ring back if dropped in one
of them. One more, it will take a quick break.
If you dropped your ring and urinal at lambeau Field
during halftime, yes you would get what? Yes, I might
let that go. Really, I don't know at what lengths
(20:11):
would Carly go to get her wedding ring back. I've
got a few more examples and scenarios next. So far,
she would go into p Ditty's hotel room. She would
go into an open casket at a funeral. She would
also fish it out of a urinal at lambeau Field
during halftime.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yes, so Carley, Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It's gonna get harder though.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
All right, all right?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
At what lengths would Carly go to to get her
wedding ring back? Because there's a Canadian woman who lost
her wedding ring and her husband found it digging through
a landfill. So I'm like, there's gotta be a limit
for Carly. So far literally would go in p Ditty's
hotel room? I would, And that's all big risk. Yes,
it's ninety five nine, kiss FM, read and Eddie in
(20:52):
the afternoon. At what lengths would Carly go to get
her wedding ring back? A bucket full of chewing tobac spit?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Okay, would you dig.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
It out bare hands?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Bare hands?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, you don't have a gloves.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Oh it would be really hard, but I would.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Sludgy and okay, nope, all right. What about a pile
of dirty diapers at a daycare center? Yes, that's easy
because you're a mom and you've been around all the food,
dropped it in a porter potty at a summer festival
on a ninety five degree day.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
That one that Nope, nope, I don't know. I don't
have insurance.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
This is your wedding ring. We're talking about, no insurance.
It's a very sentimental ring.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Do I have to use my hands? I would get
mcg ivory with.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
That one hands. That's the scenario. Would you dig it
out of a urinal no, a porter potty at a summer.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Festival on the surface, Can I see it?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Nope? You got a fish for it?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Then, yeah, it might be gone.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I dropped a pair of two hours sunglasses in there.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
They were gone.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah you can't, you can't. It was, but it wasn't
even like all the way in it was, but it
was on like it was on like a real soft turd,
like a soft serve ice cream. So it was like half.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
And then you put those on your fa I didn't.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, no I did. They were gone forever. So how
far would Carly go to get her wedding ring? Back?
Dropped it in a bucket of someone else's throw up?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I have a puke phobia. I don't think I could.
I don't think I could. Oh my gosh, I'm just
like putting myself in action.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Oh my god, I'm gonna throw So we got a
couple that we get you on. Yeah, what if you
dropped your ring in a snake pit?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Oh? Are they poisonous?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
You don't know?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Maybe eat this game. This is like making me sweat
right now. Yes, yep.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
What about a spider nest? No, ring's gone? Yeah, okay,
one more? Would you get your ring if you lost
it in a mysterious cobweb filled crawl space?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, but you're listen there, It's fine.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
I would do that, but not a spider nests. No,
there could be spider nests in the crawl space. Yeah, well,
song as you don't know about exactly ninety five nine
kids have them read and Eddie in the afternoon. So
it's the big news we heard the other day. Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelsey they're getting married.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Never them?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah, who's that again? They're not gonna get married. It'll
it won't go that far. But they don't live together.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Oh really?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Is that weird to get engaged without living together? Because
I don't know if I could.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I mean, their house is going to be so big
when they do moved in together. It's going to be
like they don't live together.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, it is weird because they're are different because they're celebrities.
But would you marry someone you never lived with?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
No, you need to test that water. It's too rare, exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Like what if they've got these weird habits, yes, or
maybe they're just their cleanliness is good when you're around,
but when you're not around, they let it go to crap. Yeah,
you got it, But you're right though, it says Taylor
has houses in New York City. She's got that Manhattan
huge place, Rhode Island, which I think is like that
(24:22):
Beechy house Beverly Hills, and Nashville.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Oh, she does still have one in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, and then Travis just has the one big house
in Kansas City. But do they need to test those
waters first or do you think they?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Because still though she has options, he has Oh, he
doesn't really have options, but she has options, I know.
So obviously it would make sense for her to like
kind of move into his house in Kansas City since
he kind of has to be there a lot and
she just travels a lot anyway, So.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
How awesome would it be to like marry up like that? Right,
like you're worth like seventy million, which is a lot
of money, but she's worth a billion. If you could
have anything you want for the rest of your life.
I know you have all these houses, all these opportunities,
all these private jets, all these butlers. If you want security,
(25:13):
you have anything.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I saw something recently about Jason Kelsey's wife, Kylie Kelsey, Like,
can imagine be being Kylie Kelsey taking a chance on
this random guy on Tinder who happened to be a
football player, and now your sister in law is about to.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Be Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, you're like in that life crazy. You are in
Taylor Swift circle.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
She Yeah, she was just this normal girl and now
Taylor Swift is going to be your sister in law.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Like that changes everyone's going crazy. That's nuts. Nuts, But
it's not gonna last though. He's got plenty of times.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I don't want to lose this bet.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
He's got plenty of time to screw it up any
will because he's a nuffehead. It's not gonna it's not
gonna go through Mark.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, we'll revisit this, Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Tinety five nine Kiss FM, it's reading Eddie in the
afternoon Eddie out carly in today and I read this
and I wanted to talk about it because I think
it's awesome and can Massachusetts. The state asked its residents
for ideas for a new state flag and they got
thousands of responses and one of them, my favorite one
was the state dinosaur holding a coffee bait.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
State dinosaur. Yes, do states all have dinosaurs?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Exactly where I was going with I did not know this,
So I'm like, what's Wisconsin state dinosaur?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Holy and Wisconsin state dinosaur is nothing. We don't have
a state dinas.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Is it because they're like discovering these dinosaurs in different states?
Because I know there's like a Utah Saurus maybe it
was discovered in all Utah.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Oh it makes sense.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah, But I took a little deep dive into this, Okay,
like why don't we have one dinosaurs that lived here?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Like what kind were they?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Like?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
What would be ours? And there has not been a
single dinosaur fossil found in the state.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Of Wisconsin's so boring we need to live And.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
They say it's because there Wisconsin was like a low
c area, so they found like you know, Mike, those fish,
like what you know what I'm saying, those kind of
fossils like in the rocks and stuff. But I did
a little deeper research to find out what.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
I know.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Very busy day to day, so I found out what
dinosaurs like. Probably walked around Wisconsin.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Okay, we got some cool ones, really.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
The tyrannosaur family, which is like the Tyrannosaurus and like
its cousins and stuff. Mean awesome one the carnivores, and
we also had the saratopsians.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Which are traps yep. Okay, how did you know that?
Because I have two children who are obsessed with dinosaurs?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yea, I never heard that before.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
What's your favorite dinosaur.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Velociraptor? Well, Steven Spielberg's velociraptor, because I heard that they
were smaller and very dumb.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yes, parcelfis. Is that a bird one with the horn? Okay,
it's like a horn that goes back. I learn more
about dinosaurs from my kids than I do anything else.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I need to up my dinosaur game. I feel like
I lost all my dino knowledge.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
You probably did the trannosaur and the sarah whatever you said.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
The Seratopsians are those are just a couple that were
kind of probably walked around like the dakotas.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
And what about the pterodactyls. Did they fly? Okay, yeah,
then I think get
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Picked up by a pterodactyl, it's like a crawl.
Ninety nine, kiss them reading, Eddie in the afternoon, Eddie
out today, carlyon today.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Why is he not here today?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
He said, because he Okay, he went to allegedly the
Oasis concert.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Lest Okay, he did post pictures from it. No, we
did it, confuse oh Facebook.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Not on his personal No. So I was like, did
he really go? I don't know. No, he was there,
but he's in Chicago. And then he said on his
own volition that he had to take the next day
off to recover.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
He did text me last night and it was a
little confusing, so he might have been a little buzzed.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I told him, can you get rip roor and drunk?
And he said no, he might, he said he can,
but he won't.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I should show you the text message because I was like,
he just the grammar was poor, and it was just
I was I had to kind of make sense of
it a little bit so that I'm like, he might
be a little.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Saucer right now.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Why didn't he text me?
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Because you're not the one who spiffed on the tickets?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
True, So anyways, you look at the the text. And
over the weekend we went to the Tacos in Tequila Festival. Yes,
Eddie is such a happy, go lucky drunk.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh, I love that. I can see that too.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
He gets super friendly, excited, bubbly, kind of like jumping
over own kind of thing, like a little kid. He
reminds me of like a kid getting like an ice
cream cone. I can see that, and it's so funny. Yeah,
he gets so bubbly, thinks everything's a great idea. He
thinks even things that aren't funny are super funny. We
should do this, we should do that. It's so funny
(01:34):
when you get Eddie drunk.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh, I need to see drunk Eddie.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Because it rarely happens.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, I need to see drunk.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
But it happened once before, a couple years ago summerfest.
First time I saw him with any amount of drinks
in him, and he was the same way, just.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Really like.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Bubbly. Wanted to talk to everybody.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That checks because I feel like, okay, hold on.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
It's so funny because he doesn't drink a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
He says thanks for kicking ass and for covering me
on the air, So he must have just been in
a really happy mook.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
He was drunk, Oh, for sure, he was sure We're
gonna have to talk to him about this on Tuesday, Yes,
when he comes that absolutely all right, Yeah, we're gonna
have fun today. Yeah, and it's a long weekend Friday, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Old school jam weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And it's old school jam weekend. So all right, we're
gonna have a good show. Okay, put that out in
the universe. Carly, stay it with me. We are going
to have a good show.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Was I supposed to stay with you at the same time? Yeah, okay,
let's do it again.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
We are. We are going to have a good nine
kiss them reading Eddie in the afternoon on a labor
day weekend and also not with Eddie with Carle Yes.
How much fun is it to go into labor?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
It's not great.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I mean, the start of it isn't terrible, but then
it gets bad.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
How do you know you're in labor? Without being too graphic.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
The contractions, it feels like you have like gut pains,
like you know when you really have to go number
two and you have those short pains in your stomach.
That's kind of what a contraction feels like, because that's
what I thought it was at first.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I was like, oh, is this guess oh no, this
might be.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
This might be it like, this might be a human being.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yep, yep. So that's how it started.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Is it ever weird you out knowing like you created
a living human being in your.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Body kind of.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
And it's when I look back at my ultrasound pictures,
so like see the little peanut in the ultrasound picture
and know that that's my four year old who wipes
snot on a sleeve. Yeah, that that's that's him.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Like I get excited when I put together like a
lego sat like I created that, or like make like
a good burger or something. Yeah, but I like that
didn't exist before I came along. And you're out here
making human I know, which is impressed.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Isn't that amazing?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's also very weird in alien life?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It is, especially when you feel them inside boom.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
They always move, yeah, like always or like no, not always,
not always. If you take like a drink of something cold,
or if you drink or have some sugar, usually that
gets them going.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Sink it all amped up and yeah, yeah, yeah exactly
Eddie drunk like Edie exactly.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Kiss them. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon with Carly
today and it's Friday, and normally Eddie would be asking
me the top five questions. But Eddie's not here and
you're here, so I'm just gonna do a top five
with you.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
The point of the game is I find a random
top five list on the internet. Could be anything. Carle
does not know what it is, and she's got to
try to cross off all five things on the list.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You did an easy one for me this week, right,
I think?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Okay? Good?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I think pretty easy. So you're did you say you
are kind of like a cooker? No, okay, that's the huzzle.
Oh okay, I still think you'll be fine with this one.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's top five and today we're gonna do top five
Condiments in the fridge the longest oh okay, according to
rancor dot com. So we'll give you two songs to
think about it. There might be some surprising ones in there,
but if you really put your thought power into this,
you're gonna knock it out of the park. Carlo.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Okay, I I am sort of confident.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Well, you got two songs to think about it, and
then we'll come back, put sixty seconds on the clock
and do top five condiments in the fridge the longest.
All right, here we go. It's top five on ninety
five nine Kiss FM. Eddie's out today, so Carly filling in.
And also it's typically my turn on Friday. But because
of the scenario, I'm gonna be asking Carly the top
five and that is top five condiments in the fridge
(05:52):
the longest.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
So does that mean they don't get used and they're
in there and they're getting expired or what.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Does that mean?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I would say that and maybe these are condiments that
just aren't used often or in small doses. Okay if
that helps.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
It doesn't, but well we'll go with it.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, sixty seconds on the clock. Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Top five condiments in the fridge the longest and three
two one go.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Tartar sauce no good, no good one hot sauce no
also a good one. Gosh started, I'll go with the
obvious ones. Ketchup mustard, pickles, ketch.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Up number five, mustard number one, pickles number four.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Look at that?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Okay, no ranch, no sound, doesn't number two?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
That one more? My gosh, I have so much to
think about it. Okay it garlic, no tomato? Paste. Those
aren't really condiments, barbish sauce.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
No, this one's good, probably the toughest.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
One, vinegar nouce, steak sauce.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Farther away.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh, son of a content, soy sauce.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You did it? Can I point out Eddie has never
gotten all five?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I feel so good right now.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You did it. It's top five condiments in the fridge.
The longest. You got them all we got number five
is catchup number fourst pickles, number three, soy sauce, number two,
salad dressing number one, yellow mustard. Look at that as
I am like blown away right now.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I just was thinking of all the condiments you.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Need to flex nuts to Eddie. I will tuesday, I will.
You got them all. Top five condiments in the fridge,
the longest. Carlely kicks ass ninety five nine kiss them
reading Eddie in the afternoon. He's out today, so carle
is in today. And I want to know, would you
consider yourself a pretty hygienic person?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Do you think, off the top of your head like
you have any unhygienic tree?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
So we'll just see about that because I've got a
list of extremely unhygienic things, but people seem to do
them anyway.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Oh boy, oh oh okay.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I think we're probably guilty of a lot of people.
So here's one of them. These are unhygienic traits that
everyone just seems to do. We don't think about them.
Do you touch sticky condiment bottles at restaurant tables? Yeah,
it's pretty unhygienic though, when you think about it, like
the sticky ones, because there's like germs.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
And everyone touches them. Yeah, but they like to think
that they get wiped down at least once a day.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You'd like to think that, you'd like to think that.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
But oh okay, then yeah, sure, I'm not hygienic.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
What about do you lick your fingers when you count money,
or like turn pages in.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
A book sometimes?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
So I would consider myself like the I'm not a germophobe.
I'm not afraid of germs. No, I don't like so
drops on the floor. There's maybe a fifty fifty chance
I'll still eat it, Yeah, depending on where I'm at.
If I'm at home, probably one hundred percent chance, yes,
because I know where my floor has been, right. But
I'm just not afraid of germs at all. Like, I mean,
(09:12):
I could you want me to lick this counter?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
No? I don't I could.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Please don't it gross you out?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
No, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I would think you're weird.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
But Otis has been here, so yeah, I don't do it.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Do it?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Uh? What is something unhygienic you do? What about scrolling
on your phone while on the toilet?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh? Everybody does that?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Have you ever like gone to the toilet and forgotten
your phone and you're like, what do I do? Yes,
you're like the shampoo bottle and you just read the bagament?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Honestly though, it's like, wow, this is lonely. This is
like what did we do before? I guess we had
like magazine papers, newspapers. Yeah, but imagine just raw dogging
the toilet.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I would just I don't like that.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Extremely unhygienic things, but we all seem to do them anyways.
We'll go over a couple more. So far we're guilty
of all of them, alright, more unhygienic things, but we
all just seem to do them anyway. It's ninety five
to nine Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon with
Carly today because Eddie's out. Someone texted in ice machines.
And I've heard.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
This before in hotels.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Like I think anywhere, Okay, like the fast food place.
Oh yeah, i've heard like they're actually really gross inside.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah there's probably molden s. Yeah yeah, but again I
don't care. Yeah, ignorance is bliss.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
That's my whole motto.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Ignorance is bliss.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
What about not washing your bedding enough or at all?
How often do you wash your.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Sheets every like two to three weeks? No, that's a lot. Yeah,
I really like clean sheets.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah. Plus I also don't sleep on my bed every night,
so that's right.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
You sleep on the couch.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, so maybe a month or so ago. That's not
too bad, maybe longer.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
You're trying to make yourself sound better.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Shut up. What about putting your filthy suitcase on your bed?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, my suitcase is filthy if.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
You're traveling with it probably.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh yeah, I put it on my.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Bed yep, and then I'll sleep in it.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
But I washed my sheets enough, so it's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, you're covered. What about eating wild bowling?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Oh that grosses meal.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
However, I have my own bowler, I know, but I
have my own bowling ball.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
But yeah, the communal bowling balls eating news that's discussed again.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Not a germopoe, but that kind of freaks.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Me out because I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Know how long ago it was we all went bowling. Yes,
and you're the resident bowler here. I'd beat you, by
the way.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah whatever, but.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
You're the resident bowler. You bring your own balls and
towels and shoes and all that stuff. But we ate
there too, right.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
We did?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I think we did. I didn't even think. I'm eating,
and I'm putting my fingers in the hole and I'm
coming back and eating more, and who knows what's in
that hole? Whose finger? That's so gross? Now I don't
even want to put my fingers in the holes.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I know. Get your own bowling ball.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'm gonna have to. I bowl like once every five years,
but I'm gonna have to get my own ball.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
You can get a cheap one.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Pulling a tortilla out of a bag then putting it
on top of the package, thinking you're keeping it off
your countertop.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
I definitely do that, But is that gross?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
But the outside of the packaging is almost surely worse
than your counter. I didn't think about that because think
of it. It's going through the grocery store and I
didn't even think about that. But I do this all
the time because I know we're gross.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
We are.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Kiss FM read and Eddie in the afternoon, Eddie out
Carly in Happy FRIDAYYY. What's something you secretly love doing
that people might judge you for of something like me?
For example, I don't know how like judge you this is,
but I drink milk right from the carton.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Oh that is a little cringey, but.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Yeah, no one else is really drinking my milk. No, Yeah,
I don't remember the last time I poured milk in
a glass.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Okay, that's that's bizarre.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Because if I'm eating dinner, I'm just grabbing like the
carton and setting it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Next to saving dishes.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, I'm very environmentally conscious, yes that, and so it's
just the gallon of milk, and I'll eat and just
drink from the gallon of milk. I love it.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I have a picture in my head right now.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Is it good? No, it's pretty It's gotta be pretty good.
Another thing, though, we're talking about things you secretly love
that people might judge you for if they knew. And again,
I don't know how bad this is, but I love
sleeping on my couch.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
It's just bad for my whole body.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
But yeah, no, I could see that. I don't think
that that's I'm not judging you for that. You can
I judge you for a lot of other things.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Of course. So yeah, what I what I love to
do is I like to eat something, get all comfy,
put on a show, and then I just pass out.
And then like sometimes I'll wake up and be like,
that's like so far away, it's thirty steps.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I'm just gonna sleep here.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah, And I don't want to like ruin the sleep,
right because if I get up, maybe I'll get like
a boost of energy.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
And then you won't be able to fall back.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, So it's like it is the healthy option the
unhealthy healthy option.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I agree.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Okay, think it over. What's something you secretly love doing
that people might judge you for if they knew? Nine
two oh two eight ones zero ninety five nine Hit
us up. What are things you secretly love doing but
other people might judge you for if they knew about it?
It's ninety five nine kiss FM reading Eddie in the
Afternoon with Carle Today nine two oh two eight ones
(14:48):
zero ninety five nine. I said, I love sleeping on
my couch and I love drinking. I only drink milk
straight from the carton.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Do you read?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, thank you. We've got some here on the text line.
Sleep with this stuffed animal. It's comforting. But yeah, I
don't exactly advertise it. I know I have my.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Baby blanket and I sleep with it every night, and
I don't care judge.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Me baby blanket.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
It's it is. It's shredded like yours. Yeah. Why Actually
was my oldest brother, so it's like over forty years old.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Let me ask you this. Did you take it to
college with you?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
I didn't like live off campus, so you've always well, no,
I commuted from my parents' house and then I did
have an apartment.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
But yeah, so yeah, I did take it to college always.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
How did you break this news to Derek?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
He just found out when he first time he slept over.
He he does judge me for.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
It, Yeah, but does it du We don't care that much.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah, He's like, get that rag off our bed, Get
that rag off our bed.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
He's always being like san about it.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Accidental it away.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
He knows I'd murder him.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
What would you do? For real?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I would murder him?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You would? You would commit murder?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yes, okay, it's dramatic, but I'd be very, very sad
because it's just a comfort thing. I can't explain it.
It's not like I'm a little baby. I'm a grown woman.
I have responsibilities, I have some children, exactly like, it's
just a comfort thing and it doesn't hurt anybody, So
lay off me.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
What do you think you do that people might judge
you for?
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Probably my taste in television shows because I like really
bad reality TV.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I like no.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
I like shows that I don't have to think, and
I like watching other people's drama.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
And yeah, I just like reality shit TV.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
What's your favorite show?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I mean, you obviously know I like Jersey Shore a lot.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Oh, yeah, a lot. I know.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
I really like America's Next Time Model. They still have
that they don't but I.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Like to like go back and watch.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
It's like those types of shows I've been watching Love Island,
a lot of the Netflix shows that do you ever
watch The Circle on Netflix?
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I love that show.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
It's starting to get crappier, but I do love that show.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yes, that's a good show.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Perfect match. Yes, Love is Flying? Ye all below deck?
Speaker 2 (17:05):
No, I haven't watched that one.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
That's the boat one.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Is it good?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's they're on super yacht. They work on super yachts,
so they're like the they'll turn down the beds and
serve the foods and they're those kind of workers for
like ultra wealthy people.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Okay, and yes it's good, it's amazing. Okay, that's on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Uh bravo.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Oh I don't know if I have that.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Whatever. Okay, we gotta take a break. We'll be back.
What is something you do that you love but might
be secretly judged for? And hit us up? Nine Kiss FM.
Reading Eddie in the Afternoon with Carly today and there
was a story I thought this was pretty cool of
a woman who lost her wedding ring. Oh gosh, that's
not the cool part. The cool part is her husband
(17:47):
went and searched in a landfill for it, oh my,
and found it.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
That is why. That's literally like a needle in a haystack.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Yeah. So the story is they went to the movies
or something and reading popcorns fingers probably got a little greasy,
came home and something along the lines of drop the
popcorn in the garden on accident or something. So she's
picking it up and it must have slipped off into
the bag something like that. They threw the bag of
popcorn away and she knew it was in there.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
So they go to the landfill and they're like, listen,
we know where it's at. They're probably gonna say no,
but they're like, sure, go ahead. And then he saw
a part of the garbage that he knew was from
his house or something that they had thrown away. He's like,
I'm close, and he's and he found it. He found
the ring in the bag.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
That had to have been such a good feeling. Oh
my god.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah. Right, So the question is like, is it always
worth trying to get the ring back?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
You know what, mine's insured, So I probably would have
been like, nope, it's gone, and I just would have
filed the claim.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Okay, So I've got a list of scenarios here. Okay,
but I'm gonna see if you were to lose your
wedding ring or drop your wedding ring in one of
these things, would you go get it back?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Cross?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay, And let's assume for a second, it's not insured. Okay,
so let's assume it's an expensive and it means something.
It's what's the word sentimental? So you are a list
of scenarios. I want to see how far you would
go to get your wedding ring back? Okay, if you
lost it? What if you lost it in a chucky
cheese ballpit? Yes, you've seen and I'm a mom. That's fair.
(19:24):
This might be an easy one for you. What about
P Diddy's hotel room?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Harley is a risk taker.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I'm a risk taker. What about an open casket at
a funeral? Oh that's awkward of someone you don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Oh yeah, yep, yep.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
So these are scenarios to figure out if Carly would
attempt to get her ring back if dropped in one
of them. One more, it will take a quick break.
If you dropped your ring and urinal at lambeau Field
during halftime, yes you would get what? Yes, I might
let that go. Really, I don't know at what lengths
(20:11):
would Carly go to get her wedding ring back. I've
got a few more examples and scenarios next. So far,
she would go into p Ditty's hotel room. She would
go into an open casket at a funeral. She would
also fish it out of a urinal at lambeau Field
during halftime.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yes, so Carley, Okay.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
It's gonna get harder though.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
All right, all right?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
At what lengths would Carly go to to get her
wedding ring back? Because there's a Canadian woman who lost
her wedding ring and her husband found it digging through
a landfill. So I'm like, there's gotta be a limit
for Carly. So far literally would go in p Ditty's
hotel room? I would, And that's all big risk. Yes,
it's ninety five nine, kiss FM, read and Eddie in
(20:52):
the afternoon. At what lengths would Carly go to get
her wedding ring back? A bucket full of chewing tobac spit?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Okay, would you dig.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
It out bare hands?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Bare hands?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, you don't have a gloves.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Oh it would be really hard, but I would.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Sludgy and okay, nope, all right. What about a pile
of dirty diapers at a daycare center? Yes, that's easy
because you're a mom and you've been around all the food,
dropped it in a porter potty at a summer festival
on a ninety five degree day.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
That one that Nope, nope, I don't know. I don't
have insurance.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
This is your wedding ring. We're talking about, no insurance.
It's a very sentimental ring.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Do I have to use my hands? I would get
mcg ivory with.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
That one hands. That's the scenario. Would you dig it
out of a urinal no, a porter potty at a summer.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Festival on the surface, Can I see it?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Nope? You got a fish for it?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Then, yeah, it might be gone.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I dropped a pair of two hours sunglasses in there.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
They were gone.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah you can't, you can't. It was, but it wasn't
even like all the way in it was, but it
was on like it was on like a real soft turd,
like a soft serve ice cream. So it was like half.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
And then you put those on your fa I didn't.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, no I did. They were gone forever. So how
far would Carly go to get her wedding ring? Back?
Dropped it in a bucket of someone else's throw up?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I have a puke phobia. I don't think I could.
I don't think I could. Oh my gosh, I'm just
like putting myself in action.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Oh my god, I'm gonna throw So we got a
couple that we get you on. Yeah, what if you
dropped your ring in a snake pit?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Oh? Are they poisonous?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
You don't know?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Maybe eat this game. This is like making me sweat
right now. Yes, yep.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
What about a spider nest? No, ring's gone? Yeah, okay,
one more? Would you get your ring if you lost
it in a mysterious cobweb filled crawl space?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, but you're listen there, It's fine.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
I would do that, but not a spider nests. No,
there could be spider nests in the crawl space. Yeah, well,
song as you don't know about exactly ninety five nine
kids have them read and Eddie in the afternoon. So
it's the big news we heard the other day. Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelsey they're getting married.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Never them?
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah, who's that again? They're not gonna get married. It'll
it won't go that far. But they don't live together.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Oh really?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Is that weird to get engaged without living together? Because
I don't know if I could.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I mean, their house is going to be so big
when they do moved in together. It's going to be
like they don't live together.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah, it is weird because they're are different because they're celebrities.
But would you marry someone you never lived with?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
No, you need to test that water. It's too rare, exactly.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Like what if they've got these weird habits, yes, or
maybe they're just their cleanliness is good when you're around,
but when you're not around, they let it go to crap. Yeah,
you got it, But you're right though, it says Taylor
has houses in New York City. She's got that Manhattan
huge place, Rhode Island, which I think is like that
(24:22):
Beechy house Beverly Hills, and Nashville.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Oh, she does still have one in Nashville.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, and then Travis just has the one big house
in Kansas City. But do they need to test those
waters first or do you think they?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Because still though she has options, he has Oh, he
doesn't really have options, but she has options, I know.
So obviously it would make sense for her to like
kind of move into his house in Kansas City since
he kind of has to be there a lot and
she just travels a lot anyway, So.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
How awesome would it be to like marry up like that? Right,
like you're worth like seventy million, which is a lot
of money, but she's worth a billion. If you could
have anything you want for the rest of your life.
I know you have all these houses, all these opportunities,
all these private jets, all these butlers. If you want security,
(25:13):
you have anything.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
I saw something recently about Jason Kelsey's wife, Kylie Kelsey, Like,
can imagine be being Kylie Kelsey taking a chance on
this random guy on Tinder who happened to be a
football player, and now your sister in law is about to.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Be Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, you're like in that life crazy. You are in
Taylor Swift circle.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
She Yeah, she was just this normal girl and now
Taylor Swift is going to be your sister in law.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Like that changes everyone's going crazy. That's nuts. Nuts, But
it's not gonna last though. He's got plenty of times.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I don't want to lose this bet.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
He's got plenty of time to screw it up any
will because he's a nuffehead. It's not gonna it's not
gonna go through Mark.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, we'll revisit this, Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Tinety five nine Kiss FM, it's reading Eddie in the
afternoon Eddie out carly in today and I read this
and I wanted to talk about it because I think
it's awesome and can Massachusetts. The state asked its residents
for ideas for a new state flag and they got
thousands of responses and one of them, my favorite one
was the state dinosaur holding a coffee bait.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
State dinosaur. Yes, do states all have dinosaurs?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Exactly where I was going with I did not know this,
So I'm like, what's Wisconsin state dinosaur?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Holy and Wisconsin state dinosaur is nothing. We don't have
a state dinas.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Is it because they're like discovering these dinosaurs in different states?
Because I know there's like a Utah Saurus maybe it
was discovered in all Utah.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Oh it makes sense.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah, But I took a little deep dive into this, Okay,
like why don't we have one dinosaurs that lived here?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Like what kind were they?
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Like?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
What would be ours? And there has not been a
single dinosaur fossil found in the state.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Of Wisconsin's so boring we need to live And.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
They say it's because there Wisconsin was like a low
c area, so they found like you know, Mike, those fish,
like what you know what I'm saying, those kind of
fossils like in the rocks and stuff. But I did
a little deeper research to find out what.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
I know.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Very busy day to day, so I found out what
dinosaurs like. Probably walked around Wisconsin.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Okay, we got some cool ones, really.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
The tyrannosaur family, which is like the Tyrannosaurus and like
its cousins and stuff. Mean awesome one the carnivores, and
we also had the saratopsians.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Which are traps yep. Okay, how did you know that?
Because I have two children who are obsessed with dinosaurs?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yea, I never heard that before.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
What's your favorite dinosaur.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Velociraptor? Well, Steven Spielberg's velociraptor, because I heard that they
were smaller and very dumb.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yes, parcelfis. Is that a bird one with the horn? Okay,
it's like a horn that goes back. I learn more
about dinosaurs from my kids than I do anything else.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I need to up my dinosaur game. I feel like
I lost all my dino knowledge.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
You probably did the trannosaur and the sarah whatever you said.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
The Seratopsians are those are just a couple that were
kind of probably walked around like the dakotas.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
And what about the pterodactyls. Did they fly? Okay, yeah,
then I think get
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Picked up by a pterodactyl, it's like a crawl.
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