August 4, 2025 • 38 mins
Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from July 31. Reed is fully checked out and half-assing his way through the week, while Eddie might be drinking hard seltzer at work after a labeling mix-up at the canning factory. They talk about the rise of the black cat boyfriend, the tuna wrap fail that ruined Eddie’s lunch, and whether clapping when a plane lands is normal or just plain weird. Karli joins the studio to play “Mile or Pile” against Eddie, and the guys go through a list of summer must-dos to figure out who actually made the most of the season. Plus, toenail jars, dogs getting full holiday plates, and a few hard no’s for Eddie’s soon-to-arrive foreign exchange student.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's ninety five nine KISFM read and Eddie in the afternoon.
I think I figured it out. What I think. I'm
just mentally on vacation right now because today un till
next week, I know. But I'm already there because this
week has been so hard to wake up for some reason.
And it has to be that. It has to be.
I mean, I have like senioritis right now.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I think the problem is this. You're staying out later there,
You're staying out or up later than you should be.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I went to bed probably like eleven o'clock.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Lass Maybe maybe try going to bed at nine.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Maybe not.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, listen, you're forty now, dude. Your sleep pattern needs
a chance.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
To see your health. If I go to bed at nine,
I will that will give me eleven hours of sleep,
and that's just successive.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Look think about this. Think about this. Let's say you
want eight hours, you go to bed at nine, you
wake up at the eight hour mark, which is what five? Six?
What's the eight hour mark there? Six?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Five?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
All right? Five? Oh? Look, look how much time you
have Now you can work out in the morning instead
of the evening. Then you go to work. You have
all evenings to do whatever you want toll nine o'clock.
That sounds horrible? Why why why doesn't it sound great?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
No, it doesn't. See here's the thing, Like, it doesn't
matter what time I go to bed, I'm still gonna
have trouble waking up. I'm still not gonna wake up.
I'm still gonna get that extra hour asleep because I'll
know I have it if I if I get eight
hours of sleep, wake up at five, I'm gonna be like,
it'll not eight o'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Do you legit? Get eight hours every night? No matter what?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Probably close not.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You gotta be one of the few adults that get
eight hours. Probably don't think any adults get said in
this day and age.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Probably wrong. It's probably more than that. You get more
than eight on a typical If I'm not doing anything,
probably I'll probably go to bed at like eleven, wake
up at eight o'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
This is how we all know. You don't have any kids,
and you like, I mean, I'm not mad, but I
don't know. I don't know what I am.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
You're jealous maybe a little bit. I know you're you're yeah,
a little jealous, like I do it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
To myself though I don't see much to begin with,
I'll go to bed at eleven, weeke up at five,
or I go to midnight, wake up at five. I
do it to myself. So if I'm lucky I get
six hours.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, I don't know. I'm just like I'm letting you
know as management that I'm not management your management. Okay, Well, Joe,
hopefully he's listening, because this is the only time I'm
gonna say I'm half assing it. I'm just putting it
out there. Let's be honest. When don't you though? That's
quite rude, not nice. Nine Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie
(02:24):
in the afternoon, and it looks like there was a
little mix up at the heart Seltzer factory.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, I'm all for it. I'm all for it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
But you haven't heard this. There was a mix up
at the factory where they put labels on cans. Yes,
I think this is how it goes. So basically, you've
got those Celsius energy drinks yep, and you also have
high noon hard Seltzers yep. And somehow the heart Seltzer
got into the Celsiest energy drink can, and the energy
(02:54):
drink can got into the high noon hard Seltzer yep.
So ironically that is the exact brand of energy drink
any drinks, and I've you have been a little bit
nutty this week. So I Eddie might be getting booze
(03:17):
that work on ass.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I don't know. I don't know if I'm getting booze.
It tastes great, It tastes like my Arctic vibe I
normally drink. So I think I think it's the regular
Celsia stuff. But I mean, if it's just a little bit,
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Eddie's boost uf at work on accident. Yeah, likely, excuse me.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Everybody today, every single person walk about, it stops looks
if I can, and then it starts exacting like like
look like I'm about some sort of fallon or something
like what are you doing there? Yeah? Drinking? Know, drink
Smell your breath, Addie, come on over here, smell all
you want.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That's booze. Shut off, move over, Golden Retriever boyfriends. Because
there's a new hot type in town, the black cat
boy friend.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
This is gonna make me angry, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's ninety five nine Kiss FM Reid and Eddie in
the afternoon. I would consider myself probably a golden retriever.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I think so I would consider myself that's too.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So Golden Retriever boyfriend is. They describe it as like
someone who's cheerful, affectionate, and emotionally available. But now they
say that's out and we.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Got a new thing that's inn.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And that is black cat boyfriend, which is what does
it mean? I need to know what do you think
it means?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I feel like that black cat boyfriend is? He says
it could be the bad boy hmmm, kind.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Of basically the opposite of the Golden Retrieval boyfriend. I know,
I'm mad, right, So the black cat boyfriend is basically
the opposite. He's brooding, emotionally complex, mysterious, and often introverted.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Okay, ladies, you're killing me, but that sounds you're killing me.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Sounds kind of bitchy, right, Hey, this is how many.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Times he had a female friend read and they're complaining, Oh,
too bad you're seeing someone, or too bad, there's no
more guys like you. Whatever. They always complain about the guy.
I only get the guys that are jerks or do this?
Do that? You want them? You're seeking them out? Yeah,
the good guys are there because they.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Don't really mean it. They're like, I want the good guys,
but my way I don't know, so so angry right now.
Psychotherapists Amy Morin suggests viewers are drawn to these characters
black Cat boyfriends because they represent emotional depth and the
potential for vulnerability and a safe, trusting relationship. Their appeal
(05:37):
lies in the desire to see the walls come down.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So you want, you want to fix something exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You got made version of I can fix him.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You got someone who's already healthy, who doesn't need to fixing,
and you're gonna I'm gonna go get the problem. Child.
Makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Make it make sense, Make it make sense.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I am so glad I'm married. I don't have to
deal with stuff in the dating world. It's ridiculous. I've
been saying it for years. Is not your friend? I
finally few bad for you? This one is this one?
This one did it? This week?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Set me off? Give me the pity, this one set
me off. Read and Eddie in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What disappointed in what lunch?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You're disappointed in your lunch?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's it's been a while. I've I've been watching what
I eat. It's been working and it's been a while
since I've actually ordered, like didn't bring a lunch or something.
So today I said, I'm ordering lunch.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Treat yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I'm treating myself.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay, I want tuna.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Why do you want the bread and a tua sandwich?
Because like the bread's added calories. Sure, and I've showed
you how much of a difference when you get stuffing
or whatever. So I'm gonna go the wrap round. I'm
gonna save those two hundred and fifty extra calories and
just get a rap instead. And you got like a
lettuce rap, No, a tortilla fall flower tortilla rap. I
was so excited, you know, you get excited, you get
excited for lunch. You're you're all geeked out. You get it,
(06:58):
and it's it smells fantastic. What it was a sandwich.
It wasn't a rap. They made a sandwich, not a rap.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
With the say everything I ordered, but in the bend
of bread, I look at the receipts stable to the bag,
it says, say, it's.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Supposed to be a rap.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
So did you eat it?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I eat it, But it's still you know what I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Saying, Like you're like angry eating it.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, because you're you're excited because you're getting something that
you haven't had in a while. You think you're doing
extra better because you ordered to the US calories. And again,
like I said, I've been doing great with this diet.
I've been eating, you know, fantastically healthy. Your first problem
is ordering a tuna sandwich. There's only one place I'll
get a tuna from and it's this place. And it
(07:47):
was fantastic. But again, I didn't want to bread. I
wanted to rap. Wo.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
No, it's just like you know what I'm saying, No
that I.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Feel like I want to be fulfilled, and now.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You're you're it's like you're full, but you're like you're
holding a grudge just the same time. So it's not
like you don't have that satisfaction. You don't have the
satisfaction full.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Did it hit the spot? Sure? But was it what
I wanted? No, it's just a life like maybe I
shouldn't have had lunch today.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I think you'll get over so good ninety five nine kiss,
have them read and Eddie in the afternoon. Almost the weekend.
We're almost there.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, so close. Mine starts tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Who Yeah, we got to talk about that too. You
didn't tell me you weren't coming in tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
So that's we're pretty sure we talked about this.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
We didn't. But it's Thursday, so normal or nope?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
It's where we're looking for things that people do they
think is normal, but other people might think is not normal.
Not normal nine to two eight one zero ninety five
nine normal or note we'll start off with one from
last week. We have time to get to okay, and
I think we've talked about this before, but normal or
notpe clapping when the plane lands.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
We've talked about this before, and it's a note for me,
don't do it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I hate it with a fiery passion.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Fortunately, we got to give it a normal because it's
the norm. People are doing it and it drives me nuts.
It's a nope though.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Okay, what about if you got like crazy? Turbulence doesn't matter, No,
it doesn't, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You had the plane on your destination, You get off
the plane, you go wherever you're going.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
The last time I was on a plane, we had
a little bit of turbulence. Hear you bad, No, that's
not even really scary. Or maybe it was like a
hard landing. It was something like that, and some people clapped,
and I just I could not roll my eyes harder.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Next time that happens, to stand up and go shut it.
No one just stopped.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Stop and go viral and get kicked off the plane.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You go viral though, Yeah, I mean that's I mean,
that's yeah, that's a plus. You end up on somebody's
T shirt, it'd be great, all.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Right, nine on ninety five nine normal or nope. I
will often narrate my day like it's a documentary.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Did we do this one before?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
They?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
They? Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Because you do, right?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I mean I talk about it like I'm doing this.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah we did. I think we did this. Maybe we
did this one last week, probably because you talk to
yourself in your own head, like walking into the store.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I gotta go pick up some bread and oh, don't
forget the milk. Let's cook at the milk. Now, yeah,
I think we all do that.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No we don't. Absolutely, I don't do that. No. I
don't like walking into work, walking into work, walking into work,
gonna go do some stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I feel like you do that more than you're real.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I don't do it at all. That is not normal
liar nine two eight one zero ninety five nine. All right,
we'll play a couple songs and we'll be back with
more normal or Nope, it's normal or no nope on
ninety five nine Kiss FM. What is something that you
do that you think is normal but other people might
(10:41):
think is not normal? Or vice versa. If you know
someone who does something that's weird but they think is normal,
you get it. Yeah, nine two eight one zero ninety
five nine. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon normal or no, Eddy?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
What do we got?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
My ex saved his toenail clippings in a jar.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
That is disgusting. Don't not normal? That's a nope, that
is that is gross. That is worse than what those
two guys that did the morning show before you were doing.
Here this two with their toenail clippings fingernails.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Question is why so cross?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Why are you saying it? It's not a science experiment.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
But like, yeah, what are what's the purpose? Like are
you are you doing something with them? You're just like
bragging about how much nail.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
You can grows?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
So disgusting like it, Yeah, toenails are really weird.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
All fingernails clipping should not be on display.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's like hair nails are fine, Like if we shake
hands in your nail touch me, I don't freak out
about it. But if I see one of your fingernails
laying on the radio board, I'm gonna be gross now.
And with hair I can like, you.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Know, like those two buffoons would do in the morning.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, there was people don't really there was a stash
of toenails in this studio. To the board on the
floor was like gag inducing. Maybe their names were Blaking Fanner.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, those guys Back and Fanner in the morning.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
We think it's really event it's disgusting. Nine two eight
one zero definite nights. I make my dog a full
plate at Thanksgiving and Christmas and also Birthday or actually
any other big events.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I'm missa say normal, you love your dog, do what
you gotta do, show your love all good.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I would say that's normal. Yeah, you give your little
dog a plate. Love your dog a miniature version of
what you're eating for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Give them all the foods, all the hugs of the cuddles,
and make sure your gates closed. Escape on you like
minded to me a last week earlier this week?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Jeez, yeah, make sure your gates closed.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'm still traumatized by that.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Eight one zero ninety five nine. Will do more normal
or nope, and just a few I kiss what's normal
or nope? Set them reading Eddie in the afternoon, So
looking for things that people do that might not be
normal but they think is normal. Nine two eight one
zero ninety five nine. I already give out the number.
I'm laughing of something I shouldn't be laughing Katie said
(13:15):
a text message normal or note. I just set them Eddie. Yes,
my father in law brings his own silverware to restaurants,
says he doesn't trust theirs. Is your stepdad Otis.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Otis does carry a spork with him, doesn't he that goes.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
A pocket sport.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
That's that's weird, that's a nope to Otis. Yeah, you're
in this category.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I mean, if there's one thing I like about Otis,
it's that he has a pocket sport.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You would carry a pocket spork you would not. It's theory, yes,
but what you would not do it? First of all,
let's you you wear Georgs your life. How you gonna
fit up pocket sport in those jeans, in those jean pockets.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
If we can fit in these jeans, Eddie, was that
supposed to be? I would like, I need to find
I need to know Otis's spork guy, because I would
I think it's a sport. Yeah, if you don't know this,
Otis carries around like what looks like it could be
a pocket knife, but it's actually he unfolds it and
(14:15):
it's a sport.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
It reminds me remember the movie Gremlins. Yeah, but remember
the dad in the movie, like he was an inventor. Yeah,
and you had this gadget that had everything into like
a Swiss army knife, but it was like everything you
possibly want. That's that way reminds me of you pull
this out, You're like, I got this, I got that.
Oh an a spork.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You never know when you need a sport because it's
the best of both worlds, a spoon and a fork.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
One's here on ninety five nine normal or nope, my
wife brings a pillow to the movie theater.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You know what. I keep seeing this more and more
I see if I see those airport traveling pillows, and
I see a lot of blankets.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
With those big like squish mellows.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yes, that's happening a lot lately.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Here's the thing. I don't want to get too comfortable
in a movie.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Have movie theaters ever always been that cold? Has that
always been a thing for movie theaters?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't know them to be cold?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Right, So, like, I don't know, like the fascination of
bringing blankets to movie theaters.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
You want to get cozy and comfy, and well women
are always cold.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Start when they start doing all the recliner seats at
theaters and stuff versus a regular yeah, because you.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Get more like at home. Here's the thing with that too, though,
is like now I'm spoiled when it goes to movie theaters.
I flat out will not go to a movie theater
unless there's a recliner. Really, I can't sit a.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Little find me a movie theater without them. Now they
are they a thing?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, they're a thing. But I can't just sit in
that one position anymore? All right, hear me, I'll move
my legs too much. It gets annoying. I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
And what's your stands on the drive? Drive through or driving?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I mean the original Netflix and chill? Okay, yeah, I
will do one more round and normal or note on
kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. Phone number
prim IV Hydration and Wellness Studio line is nine two
oh two eight one zero ninety five. Nine. We are
looking for or some things that people do that are
not normal but they think is normal, right, so they do.
(16:05):
I'm thinking it's normal, but other people are looking at
them like, look at that weird?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
What's going on there?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, nine two oh two eight one zero ninety five
to nine. I start pacing back and forth when I'm bored.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
All right, I pace at times.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I'm definitely, especially when I'm on the phone.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Right, But you're not bored. You're doing something for when
I brush my teeth, I pay same, I do that
I could see.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I mean, if I'm waiting around, maybe, but when did
you find something?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Like I get like I don't know, Like well, if I'm.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Like waiting for something, I got like five ten minutes,
or like you're coming over, but you could be here
any minute to pick me.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Up, You're just gonna pace in your place.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Well, because if I sit down, I don't want to
get into something like get into like a TV show
or get into like a game on my switch, or
accidentally falls.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Alright, I see what you're going without.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Pace around and maybe you know, didget with stuff or
like move some stuff or kind of Yeah, yeah, that's normal.
I'm a pacer a lot of.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah paste for different reasons. So sure normal you sold me?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Okay, normal or nope? I kiss FM. Food can't touch
each other on a plate. That's you.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
That's not really me. You. I don't care if they touch.
I just don't want to put someff in a blend
or mix it in like you do. I don't.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I did it once.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, well, point it tasted disgusting.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, I didn't actually prove a point. It was the
principle of the matter that foods can touch and you
can put like green beans in your mouth at the
same time you put mashed potatoes in your mouth and
then you mix it in your mouth. You can do
that the way you do it. It sounds weird to me.
It's that's hot. That's called eating.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
No, Like, I'll grab a fork and I'll grab some
mashed potatoes and throw some green beans in there and
put it in my mouth. Like I don't have to
put one in the mouth and then the other in
the mouth and then mix them in there. Like dude.
The way you describe.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
No, you you told me this is why we argued
about this. You said, if we're talking about mashmados in
green beans, you said you'll eat the green beans first, swallowed,
then get the matched potatoes. Shot, yes, I do. You
said you won't put them in your mouth at the
same time. And that's where this comes in. Because you're
a weirdo. You're not normal. Eddie, I.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Am who I am?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I am?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Howayan nainety five nine kids f M read and Eddie
in the afternoon. Hard to believe that tomorrow is going
to be August?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Pretty much? Summer's over right, pretty much. When August is here,
you don't think of summer anymore.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
No, I know the tail end, but basically, yeah, next
month is September.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
As a kid, August meant huh, back to school soon, shopping.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
So ranker dot com put out a checklist of summer activities,
like a bucket list of top ten bucket list things
to do in the summer.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
How would you rate your summer? Were you accomplished?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I mean, I'm a grown man, so I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Did you do summary things? I think?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
So?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I don't think I did. I feel like I've blinked
and missed it.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I also have a six year old, right, seven year old? Now,
so I did? We had to do something.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
We're gonna go over this Top ten bucketless summer things
to see how good we did this summer? Okay, kind
of like our grading scale. For example, we're gonna check
off if we did any of these.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Number one, did you go on a road trip?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yes? I did not so far, I'm summering better than you.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Mm hmm, yeah, you're doing summer better. I mean no,
I did I know? No, No, where would I go?
Speaker 5 (19:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Well, constant road trip like how long?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I would say two at least two hours? That seems
even low.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And I road tripped a lot that for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
All right, Well, going to see your parents in Chicago
doesn't count.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
But I road trip to Washington d C.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Oh Yeah you did?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
You did? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Okay, you did?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Top ten bucket list things according to ranker dot com
we are rating our summers. Number two trying new food?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
H what did I eat this summer? Don't blog my food?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
This is the summer of Eddie. You're changing your ways.
You didn't need a lot?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Did I try something new? Though?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I don't think I did.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I don't think I tried something new.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh that's a note for me. I'm over for two.
Oh man, the next one, did you sleep under the stars?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I'm going to this summer camping when you can't be
sleeping the stars, right, that's what I say. When you
go camping and you sleep, does it count when you're
in a tent?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Okay, then yeah I will at one point the summer.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yes, I have not, and I don't think I will
unless I pass out. I mean, what's going to happen?
I got a vacation next fifty fifty chance of that happening.
I mean I would. Yeah, I'll put like a half
check mark here. Ranker dot com listed the top ten
summer bucket list things, and there's.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Real Okay over there, he's just sleeping under the stars.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
He's fine. We're rating our summers. According to ranker dot com,
Eddie is summering up more than I am. So fun
look at me. I'm oho for three. But we'll go
over the rest of the list next. We're rating our summers.
It's ninety five nine kiss FM, like, how well we
did the things we did this summer? Because rancor dot
Com put out a top ten summer bucket list, and
(21:15):
how many of these did we do?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
So far?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I did none.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, so far I summer better than you, and so far.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
You're two for three. So number four is get as
much sunshine as possible.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah. Absolutely, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
DI don't get much at all.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I'm in the yard, you know, hidden up to grill
at the yard, backyard, getting the sun, doing the yard work. Yeah,
but I get my vitamin D.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I still got vacation, so that's a maybe.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
For Yeah, you can still catch up.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Top ten summer bucket list things according to rancor dot
com Eddie. Did you see fireworks?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I did too. Yeah, we're submarting. Did well summary?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Look at that?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I know how to summer ready? Rancor dot com Top
ten summer bucket list things. Did you read a new novel?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I don't read?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah, just my name not a big reader. Yeah, I
mean I like reading, but I'm not going to start
a new novel in the south.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I mean I sort of read. I was. I watched
squid games and I have sometimes.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Okay, bring us both up. Uh did you go camping? No,
you said you're going.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I'm going to though, and I'll do it before summer ends,
so I will be summering in the summer with camping.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, you're really you're doing good at summer. I'm a
good summer. Uh, summer summer bucket listenings. We're ranking our
summers here, summer. Did you enjoy a water park?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Judge, it's some water park? Water park? Water park? Well
counts to Is the two slides enough to be a
water park?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
If there's water on it?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Then yeah, I'm summering the cras summer did not?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
And I doesn't look like I'm going.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
To go to the pool.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Go to the pool, don't the pools don't count.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Nina Pool has a couple of slides. You're good to go.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I'm not going to Nina Pool.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Let's just down the road'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Uh. Collect seashells at the beach. Yes, you did not.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Went down to Sheboy again to the beach down there,
the boys started collecting. I started finding something with him.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I mean, I see, I'm going to a beach next week,
but I don't think I'm gonna be collecting any.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Put them in your pocket? Does it started start of
a collection boom? You could summer. You can still summer read.
You could do this.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Just put two in your pocket, last one of your pocket. Later,
did you make somemores? Yes, you did because the peanut buttercups. Yes,
and you replace a chocolate with peanut buttercups. I'm a
summer summer king.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I'm the summer King of Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I did what I do, I didn't do I saw it.
I did one out of these things.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Fireworks to get out, way to go.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I did one of these things. So man, but I
still haven't even started my summer yet. I go on
vacation next week.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
You got four weeks or so, dude, I'm gonna maybe
the hurry up.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
It's ninety five nine kids at them reading Eddie in
the afternoon with Carly car It's game time. We're gonna
play a game that I made up today today, just today,
just a couple hours ago. I made up this game
and it's gonna be Carly Versus Eddie because today kicks
off mile of music. Okay, Yeah, we've got a lot
(24:12):
of music and a lot of bands and a lot
of stuff to do. So some of these bands have
names that are interesting. Sure, So I've got a list
of real band names and a list of band names
that I made up. Your job is to correctly guess
(24:33):
which one is real or fake. So I appropriately named
this game Mile or Pile.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Like you don't deserve a raise, say that he does
not great idea.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
This is a good idea. He has a year one
idea a year.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
You deserve any motion. It's a d rayse you race,
that's what you meant? Yes, all right, here you go.
It's Mile or Pile. Are these real Nile of music bands?
Or are they not?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Start off with post sex not chos.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
That's real.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Come on, everyone in this building knows. Okay, what a
lame one.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Guy, Vine, Mile or Pile.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
I got it, Charley, Thanks, wick snippers, quick snippers.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
The candle wick snippers.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Wick snippers.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
You're laughing Mile or Pile, And I don't think you're
laughing because it's funny to you, which means you didn't
create it.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
So that's Mile, I'll say, Pile.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
It's a real band.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, Okay, that's too hard.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
He didn't.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
He didn't make that one up.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Okay, that's a tell Mile or Pile Laser banjo.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Right, that's a good band name.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Mile or Pile, laser banjo, Real band or fake I'm
going to say Mile. I'll go Pile, Pile, Eddie jumping
out of the gate.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
I know you're doing really well.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Mile or Pile, spicy regret M Mile or pile Eddie Quickly.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I'm going to say pile, pile, not a real band.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Carly's on the board is to Eddie one, Carly more,
Mile or Pile. Next it's Mile or Pile on Kiss FM.
Reading Eddie in the afternoon, it is Eddie two, Carly one.
These bands are either bands that are actually playing mile
of music which starts today, or I made them up
and they don't exist.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
So your job isn't tell me real or fake? Essentially, Okay,
so it's Mile or Pile and Kiss FM, Holy Pinto, Holy.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Pinto, M like the bean the horse.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I don't know the car.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I'm gonna say Mile, I'll go pile.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Carly ties it up a band, all right, it's Mile
or Pile and Kiss FM. Real band, fake band, Grandma,
I gotta go Mile.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
It does seem pretty likely that that might be a band,
but I'll say I'll say pile just because keep things interesting.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh that would be a great band name right, like
we're gonna go see Grandma.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
I love it, Yeah, Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Mile or pile, Kiss f M, Snuggle struggle.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Oh you know I'm going mile.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
I was gonna say mile too.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
It's pile okay, oh man kids FM, it's mile or
pile free dirt, Mile or pile real band playing mile
music or did I make it up like.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Free the dirt or the dirt is free for.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You however you want to interpret it.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
I'm gonna say mile.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I'll gole, pile, Mile, Carly pulling away, Mile or pile
Flamingo anxiety Mile, mile pile, So confident with that one?
What more? And we'll take a break. Mile or pile,
(28:22):
Dad Jeans Revival Mile.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
It's got to be any points. So I'm gonna say pile.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Pile within one. I'm really gonna make it a band nation.
I made these up.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Trademark, all of these crag trademark.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
That's how that works.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yet it is I said it. It works all right.
We'll play a couple of songs and we'll be back
with more Mile or Pile on Kiss it is Mile
or Pile nine Kiss FM. Mile Music starts tonight, so
there are a lot of bands playing, And then there
are some bands that I made up, and you got
to tell me which one is which got it got good?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Mile or pile lost Orange Cat.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Oh, poor kitty, Mile pile.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Eddie ties it up. That's a real band playing Mile
of music. Mile or pile Arts fishing club, Mile, pile.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Mile, I've heard that. I've heard of that band.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Five to four Still anyone's game Mile or pile the
situationship mm hmmm, Mile, pile pile. It is a tie game, yes,
Mile or pile rabbit ology.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
It's not a word. But is it a band? But
is it a band name? Mile?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Oh, we're tied right, tied up?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Pile Mile a real band. Eddie down by one in
the final stretch. Mile or pile, feed the.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Dog mile, mile, Mile.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
It is mile or pile, Taco funeral.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
After tacos you have a funeral.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Maybe it's like a dump pi, you know.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Pile that, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
That's perhaps the funny thing. You've said it a long time,
Well done.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Thank you, I'm going mile. That's pile, mile or pile
leslie Nope, sex pants leslie Nope, Mile or pile. I
said it was so good.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Mile. That's not real.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
It's a real somewhere though. But now is it a
mile of music band? I need points?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Mile Pile.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Leslie pants.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah, it's from the they seen it in the show. Yeah,
all right, Mile or pile?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Can he even win?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
No bummer the moist elbows ew mile, please be Mile,
Mile Pile?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Oh really do I even have anymore? I don't know
what do I? Uh no, that's it you want?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
She's a mile expert.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I mean she's leaving her family for a mile band.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
She is running away with the lead singer of Bombargo.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I mean, you're all in on this band.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
It has nothing to do with with them.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
It's just you with them.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
I'm in love with their music and their vibe and
the right he's got a great personality.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Two kids before you to start rumors on live radio
Good gode.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
N Kids FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. So next week,
I think Eddie next week Thursday getting his foreign exchange
student buddy, which is a sixteen year old girl from Italy. Yes,
you are housing this foreign extange student for a full year.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yeah? Me. The wife's a kid. We're gonna have a
six year old I guess daughter for a school years.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Okay, So that's a little weird in itself.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
How is it weird?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Well and not? I guess just it's gonna be different
for you. Is gonna be different. You have a seven
year old boy, and you've never had a teenager before,
so now you're gonna have a teenager, and now you've
got this big responsibility. Weird. Yeah, and you're gonna have
to like, is she gonna drive when she's here?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
No? Okay, I'm as you mentioned that, because that's a
that's a hard no.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Okay. So, but she's I saw a photo of her.
She's not an ugly girl. Boys are going to be
chasing her around a little bit probably, So you've got
that happening. You gotta make sure she doesn't get pregnant.
You gotta make sure she stays.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
These kids are good kids who are coming. Think about it,
they're they're they're sending kids that are like great students
come out here like accidents happening.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
So other than trying to keep your foreign exchange student
not knocked up, you gotta keep her alive. You gotta
make sure she's stays out of trouble. You might be
chastising her. You might have to sit her down and
yell at her. What if she's out.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Boozing one night, that's another hard nose. See, all right,
so they got they got three hard nose, got three
big rules.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Hold that thought, because that's what I want to talk about. Next,
Eddie went to this foreign exchange student meeting last night
where they go over the rules, the dudes and the don't.
I'm just assuming.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
What to do if he were into a situation. It's
kind of like an orientation for first time family members
who are doing to the whole exchange program thing.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Okay, so I'm gonna need to know these rules. I'm
assuming it's a not a one bed policy kind of thing,
you know, separate beds of course. Okay, so all right,
what are the rules when you have a foreign exchange student.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You make this sound like a super dirty foreign exchange
students program has been going.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
On for years. I'm not making it dirty. If anyone's
making it dirty, you're making it dirty. We're going to
talk about the rules that Eddie must abide by with
the foreign exchange student. Next. Are they weird? Are they?
Are they strange?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I don't have to buy by them, they have to
buy by them.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I'm so confused. All right, what so Eddie is going
to be hosting a foreign exchange student. Yeah, starting next week.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Starting next week, throughout the whole entire school year.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
You're going to be fresh off the boat from Italy
for a full year. Okay.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I don't know if you know this, but we have planes.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
It's just saying Eddie, so fresh off the boat from
Italy foreign exchange student and Eddie yesterday had to go
to like an orientation of like, I guess rules or
what to do or.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
How to just what do you expect?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
So what are some key takeaways because this is the
first time Eddie is going to be I guess. Yeah,
I don't want to say like in possession, but you're
you're you're watching over a foreign exchange student property.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
It's a person.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
That's what I didn't want to say possession. So all right,
So three hard rules the rule like their their main rules.
Rule number one is no driving. You were looking forward
to it.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I was looking. I kind of knew that was expected
because think about it, right, like they drop on the
other side of the road. They have different rule rules
in the different countries, so it makes sense. But you
think about it. If you're a normal teenager parent. They
can drive themselves a school and practice or what out.
So and I got to figure out sure how to
get them placed. Okay, what's rule two? No drug draw
call makes sense, makes total sense.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, they'll be careful.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
High school parties.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
So I remember going to parties. I mean same with
the foreign exchange students when I was in high school.
There is a super cute foreign exchange student. Yeah, rum
angry and yeah you gotta.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Be careful with that because that's one of the rules.
That's a hard and knowing they'll get sent back.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Does she drink like wine at dinner in Italy?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I don't know, which is a good possibility that she does.
A lot of Europeans at sixteen, you're going out the
clubs to four am, and there's no clubs in Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
No, not in this area at least.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Rule and third roll, which I think this is the
wild like outdated. One hitch hiking. No hitch hiking. Do
people still hitch hike? People still hitch.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
There's three main rules, and one of them is no
hitch hiking.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
You would think at twenty twenty five they would change
it up a little bit. You know what I'm saying,
but tiking apparently is a problem. Still. I don't know, No.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
I don't know the last time I saw a hitchhiker.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I've never seen one.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I see people like walking, but they're not their thumbs
now are showing leg like wa, Okay, that's a whole.
If I wish I did.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
You would not stop. Yeah, you're insane one hundred percent.
Two things can happen. Either you're the hitchhiker trying to
kill someone well, or you kill the hitchhiker.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
There's another option in there.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
What stop? Stop?
Speaker 5 (36:39):
What?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
No?
Speaker 5 (36:41):
Like?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
No? Read what fantasy world you live in right now?
This one? You're ridiculous. If there's an attractive woman showing
leg on the side of the road looking for a ride.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh man, your obituaries and you're hard to write if
that's how you go out.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
But fun not if I'm nine kiss FM, it's eating
Eddie in the afternoon. So we had the whole. There's
the switch of Ruth. The mix up happened. It's a
Seltzer factory where the Seltzer's got put into the energy
drink cans, and the energy drink got put into the
hard Seltzer cans, and that just so happens to be
the seltzer or the energy drink. Eddie drinks every single day. Yes,
(37:18):
and he's got one and he's gonna open it up.
I feel like, if.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
This is a hard Seltzer, the Celsius can, it should
be like a golden ticket. I should war something.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
No, it's like like a drink roulette kind of.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
What's my prize? I feel like they owe me something.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
You probably could sue or something like I got drunk
at work and then got fired, get.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Fire though almost got fire, got written up.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
We'll just just so let's open it scenario you're just
I don't want to get made up scenario.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
We're gonna open it up and find out if it's
Celsius Arctic Vibe or a high noon Seltzer.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Please please be.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I can't tell the smell car you want to smell
before July, sip it.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
It smells very, very e so I think it's celious.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
You gotta dot Eddie.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah, it's a due, but I haven't done it. But
it's not the hard cell ser.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
I's been acting a little funny always.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
I was going to say drunk.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Also, perfect excuse if you want to get drunk yeah,
we would know. Well, you could do it and just
be like I thought I was drinking sun, my daily drink,
It's ninety five nine KISFM read and Eddie in the afternoon.
I think I figured it out. What I think. I'm
just mentally on vacation right now because today un till
next week, I know. But I'm already there because this
week has been so hard to wake up for some reason.
And it has to be that. It has to be.
I mean, I have like senioritis right now.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
I think the problem is this. You're staying out later there,
You're staying out or up later than you should be.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I went to bed probably like eleven o'clock.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Lass Maybe maybe try going to bed at nine.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Maybe not.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
No, listen, you're forty now, dude. Your sleep pattern needs
a chance.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
To see your health. If I go to bed at nine,
I will that will give me eleven hours of sleep,
and that's just successive.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Look think about this. Think about this. Let's say you
want eight hours, you go to bed at nine, you
wake up at the eight hour mark, which is what five? Six?
What's the eight hour mark there? Six?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Five?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
All right? Five? Oh? Look, look how much time you
have Now you can work out in the morning instead
of the evening. Then you go to work. You have
all evenings to do whatever you want toll nine o'clock.
That sounds horrible? Why why why doesn't it sound great?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
No, it doesn't. See here's the thing, Like, it doesn't
matter what time I go to bed, I'm still gonna
have trouble waking up. I'm still not gonna wake up.
I'm still gonna get that extra hour asleep because I'll
know I have it if I if I get eight
hours of sleep, wake up at five, I'm gonna be like,
it'll not eight o'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Do you legit? Get eight hours every night? No matter what?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Probably close not.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You gotta be one of the few adults that get
eight hours. Probably don't think any adults get said in
this day and age.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Probably wrong. It's probably more than that. You get more
than eight on a typical If I'm not doing anything,
probably I'll probably go to bed at like eleven, wake
up at eight o'clock.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
This is how we all know. You don't have any kids,
and you like, I mean, I'm not mad, but I
don't know. I don't know what I am.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
You're jealous maybe a little bit. I know you're you're yeah,
a little jealous, like I do it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
To myself though I don't see much to begin with,
I'll go to bed at eleven, weeke up at five,
or I go to midnight, wake up at five. I
do it to myself. So if I'm lucky I get
six hours.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Well, I don't know. I'm just like I'm letting you
know as management that I'm not management your management. Okay, Well, Joe,
hopefully he's listening, because this is the only time I'm
gonna say I'm half assing it. I'm just putting it
out there. Let's be honest. When don't you though? That's
quite rude, not nice. Nine Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie
(02:24):
in the afternoon, and it looks like there was a
little mix up at the heart Seltzer factory.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, I'm all for it. I'm all for it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
But you haven't heard this. There was a mix up
at the factory where they put labels on cans. Yes,
I think this is how it goes. So basically, you've
got those Celsius energy drinks yep, and you also have
high noon hard Seltzers yep. And somehow the heart Seltzer
got into the Celsiest energy drink can, and the energy
(02:54):
drink can got into the high noon hard Seltzer yep.
So ironically that is the exact brand of energy drink
any drinks, and I've you have been a little bit
nutty this week. So I Eddie might be getting booze
(03:17):
that work on ass.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I don't know. I don't know if I'm getting booze.
It tastes great, It tastes like my Arctic vibe I
normally drink. So I think I think it's the regular
Celsia stuff. But I mean, if it's just a little bit,
I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Eddie's boost uf at work on accident. Yeah, likely, excuse me.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Everybody today, every single person walk about, it stops looks
if I can, and then it starts exacting like like
look like I'm about some sort of fallon or something
like what are you doing there? Yeah? Drinking? Know, drink
Smell your breath, Addie, come on over here, smell all
you want.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That's booze. Shut off, move over, Golden Retriever boyfriends. Because
there's a new hot type in town, the black cat
boy friend.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
This is gonna make me angry, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's ninety five nine Kiss FM Reid and Eddie in
the afternoon. I would consider myself probably a golden retriever.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I think so I would consider myself that's too.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So Golden Retriever boyfriend is. They describe it as like
someone who's cheerful, affectionate, and emotionally available. But now they
say that's out and we.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Got a new thing that's inn.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And that is black cat boyfriend, which is what does
it mean? I need to know what do you think
it means?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I feel like that black cat boyfriend is? He says
it could be the bad boy hmmm, kind.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Of basically the opposite of the Golden Retrieval boyfriend. I know,
I'm mad, right, So the black cat boyfriend is basically
the opposite. He's brooding, emotionally complex, mysterious, and often introverted.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Okay, ladies, you're killing me, but that sounds you're killing me.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Sounds kind of bitchy, right, Hey, this is how many.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Times he had a female friend read and they're complaining, Oh,
too bad you're seeing someone, or too bad, there's no
more guys like you. Whatever. They always complain about the guy.
I only get the guys that are jerks or do this?
Do that? You want them? You're seeking them out? Yeah,
the good guys are there because they.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Don't really mean it. They're like, I want the good guys,
but my way I don't know, so so angry right now.
Psychotherapists Amy Morin suggests viewers are drawn to these characters
black Cat boyfriends because they represent emotional depth and the
potential for vulnerability and a safe, trusting relationship. Their appeal
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lies in the desire to see the walls come down.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So you want, you want to fix something exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You got made version of I can fix him.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
You got someone who's already healthy, who doesn't need to fixing,
and you're gonna I'm gonna go get the problem. Child.
Makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Make it make sense, Make it make sense.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I am so glad I'm married. I don't have to
deal with stuff in the dating world. It's ridiculous. I've
been saying it for years. Is not your friend? I
finally few bad for you? This one is this one?
This one did it? This week?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Set me off? Give me the pity, this one set
me off. Read and Eddie in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
What disappointed in what lunch?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You're disappointed in your lunch?
Speaker 2 (06:21):
It's it's been a while. I've I've been watching what
I eat. It's been working and it's been a while
since I've actually ordered, like didn't bring a lunch or something.
So today I said, I'm ordering lunch.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Treat yourself.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I'm treating myself.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay, I want tuna.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Why do you want the bread and a tua sandwich?
Because like the bread's added calories. Sure, and I've showed
you how much of a difference when you get stuffing
or whatever. So I'm gonna go the wrap round. I'm
gonna save those two hundred and fifty extra calories and
just get a rap instead. And you got like a
lettuce rap, No, a tortilla fall flower tortilla rap. I
was so excited, you know, you get excited, you get
excited for lunch. You're you're all geeked out. You get it,
(06:58):
and it's it smells fantastic. What it was a sandwich.
It wasn't a rap. They made a sandwich, not a rap.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
With the say everything I ordered, but in the bend
of bread, I look at the receipts stable to the bag,
it says, say, it's.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Supposed to be a rap.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
So did you eat it?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I eat it, But it's still you know what I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Saying, Like you're like angry eating it.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, because you're you're excited because you're getting something that
you haven't had in a while. You think you're doing
extra better because you ordered to the US calories. And again,
like I said, I've been doing great with this diet.
I've been eating, you know, fantastically healthy. Your first problem
is ordering a tuna sandwich. There's only one place I'll
get a tuna from and it's this place. And it
(07:47):
was fantastic. But again, I didn't want to bread. I
wanted to rap. Wo.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
No, it's just like you know what I'm saying, No
that I.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Feel like I want to be fulfilled, and now.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You're you're it's like you're full, but you're like you're
holding a grudge just the same time. So it's not
like you don't have that satisfaction. You don't have the
satisfaction full.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Did it hit the spot? Sure? But was it what
I wanted? No, it's just a life like maybe I
shouldn't have had lunch today.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I think you'll get over so good ninety five nine kiss,
have them read and Eddie in the afternoon. Almost the weekend.
We're almost there.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, so close. Mine starts tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Who Yeah, we got to talk about that too. You
didn't tell me you weren't coming in tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
So that's we're pretty sure we talked about this.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
We didn't. But it's Thursday, so normal or nope?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
It's where we're looking for things that people do they
think is normal, but other people might think is not normal.
Not normal nine to two eight one zero ninety five
nine normal or note we'll start off with one from
last week. We have time to get to okay, and
I think we've talked about this before, but normal or
notpe clapping when the plane lands.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
We've talked about this before, and it's a note for me,
don't do it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I hate it with a fiery passion.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Fortunately, we got to give it a normal because it's
the norm. People are doing it and it drives me nuts.
It's a nope though.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Okay, what about if you got like crazy? Turbulence doesn't matter, No,
it doesn't, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
You had the plane on your destination, You get off
the plane, you go wherever you're going.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
The last time I was on a plane, we had
a little bit of turbulence. Hear you bad, No, that's
not even really scary. Or maybe it was like a
hard landing. It was something like that, and some people clapped,
and I just I could not roll my eyes harder.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Next time that happens, to stand up and go shut it.
No one just stopped.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Stop and go viral and get kicked off the plane.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
You go viral though, Yeah, I mean that's I mean,
that's yeah, that's a plus. You end up on somebody's
T shirt, it'd be great, all.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Right, nine on ninety five nine normal or nope. I
will often narrate my day like it's a documentary.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Did we do this one before?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
They?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
They? Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Because you do, right?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I mean I talk about it like I'm doing this.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah we did. I think we did this. Maybe we
did this one last week, probably because you talk to
yourself in your own head, like walking into the store.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
I gotta go pick up some bread and oh, don't
forget the milk. Let's cook at the milk. Now, yeah,
I think we all do that.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
No we don't. Absolutely, I don't do that. No. I
don't like walking into work, walking into work, walking into work,
gonna go do some stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
I feel like you do that more than you're real.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I don't do it at all. That is not normal
liar nine two eight one zero ninety five nine. All right,
we'll play a couple songs and we'll be back with
more normal or Nope, it's normal or no nope on
ninety five nine Kiss FM. What is something that you
do that you think is normal but other people might
(10:41):
think is not normal? Or vice versa. If you know
someone who does something that's weird but they think is normal,
you get it. Yeah, nine two eight one zero ninety
five nine. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon normal or no, Eddy?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
What do we got?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
My ex saved his toenail clippings in a jar.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
That is disgusting. Don't not normal? That's a nope, that
is that is gross. That is worse than what those
two guys that did the morning show before you were doing.
Here this two with their toenail clippings fingernails.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Question is why so cross?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Why are you saying it? It's not a science experiment.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
But like, yeah, what are what's the purpose? Like are
you are you doing something with them? You're just like
bragging about how much nail.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
You can grows?
Speaker 1 (11:25):
So disgusting like it, Yeah, toenails are really weird.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
All fingernails clipping should not be on display.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's like hair nails are fine, Like if we shake
hands in your nail touch me, I don't freak out
about it. But if I see one of your fingernails
laying on the radio board, I'm gonna be gross now.
And with hair I can like, you.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Know, like those two buffoons would do in the morning.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, there was people don't really there was a stash
of toenails in this studio. To the board on the
floor was like gag inducing. Maybe their names were Blaking Fanner.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah, those guys Back and Fanner in the morning.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
We think it's really event it's disgusting. Nine two eight
one zero definite nights. I make my dog a full
plate at Thanksgiving and Christmas and also Birthday or actually
any other big events.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I'm missa say normal, you love your dog, do what
you gotta do, show your love all good.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I would say that's normal. Yeah, you give your little
dog a plate. Love your dog a miniature version of
what you're eating for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Give them all the foods, all the hugs of the cuddles,
and make sure your gates closed. Escape on you like
minded to me a last week earlier this week?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Jeez, yeah, make sure your gates closed.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'm still traumatized by that.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Eight one zero ninety five nine. Will do more normal
or nope, and just a few I kiss what's normal
or nope? Set them reading Eddie in the afternoon, So
looking for things that people do that might not be
normal but they think is normal. Nine two eight one
zero ninety five nine. I already give out the number.
I'm laughing of something I shouldn't be laughing Katie said
(13:15):
a text message normal or note. I just set them Eddie. Yes,
my father in law brings his own silverware to restaurants,
says he doesn't trust theirs. Is your stepdad Otis.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Otis does carry a spork with him, doesn't he that goes.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
A pocket sport.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
That's that's weird, that's a nope to Otis. Yeah, you're
in this category.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I mean, if there's one thing I like about Otis,
it's that he has a pocket sport.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You would carry a pocket spork you would not. It's theory, yes,
but what you would not do it? First of all,
let's you you wear Georgs your life. How you gonna
fit up pocket sport in those jeans, in those jean pockets.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
If we can fit in these jeans, Eddie, was that
supposed to be? I would like, I need to find
I need to know Otis's spork guy, because I would
I think it's a sport. Yeah, if you don't know this,
Otis carries around like what looks like it could be
a pocket knife, but it's actually he unfolds it and
(14:15):
it's a sport.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
It reminds me remember the movie Gremlins. Yeah, but remember
the dad in the movie, like he was an inventor. Yeah,
and you had this gadget that had everything into like
a Swiss army knife, but it was like everything you
possibly want. That's that way reminds me of you pull
this out, You're like, I got this, I got that.
Oh an a spork.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
You never know when you need a sport because it's
the best of both worlds, a spoon and a fork.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
One's here on ninety five nine normal or nope, my
wife brings a pillow to the movie theater.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You know what. I keep seeing this more and more
I see if I see those airport traveling pillows, and
I see a lot of blankets.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
With those big like squish mellows.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yes, that's happening a lot lately.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Here's the thing. I don't want to get too comfortable
in a movie.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Have movie theaters ever always been that cold? Has that
always been a thing for movie theaters?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't know them to be cold?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Right, So, like, I don't know, like the fascination of
bringing blankets to movie theaters.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
You want to get cozy and comfy, and well women
are always cold.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Start when they start doing all the recliner seats at
theaters and stuff versus a regular yeah, because you.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Get more like at home. Here's the thing with that too, though,
is like now I'm spoiled when it goes to movie theaters.
I flat out will not go to a movie theater
unless there's a recliner. Really, I can't sit a.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Little find me a movie theater without them. Now they
are they a thing?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, they're a thing. But I can't just sit in
that one position anymore? All right, hear me, I'll move
my legs too much. It gets annoying. I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
And what's your stands on the drive? Drive through or driving?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I mean the original Netflix and chill? Okay, yeah, I
will do one more round and normal or note on
kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. Phone number
prim IV Hydration and Wellness Studio line is nine two
oh two eight one zero ninety five. Nine. We are
looking for or some things that people do that are
not normal but they think is normal, right, so they do.
(16:05):
I'm thinking it's normal, but other people are looking at
them like, look at that weird?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
What's going on there?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, nine two oh two eight one zero ninety five
to nine. I start pacing back and forth when I'm bored.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
All right, I pace at times.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
I'm definitely, especially when I'm on the phone.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Right, But you're not bored. You're doing something for when
I brush my teeth, I pay same, I do that
I could see.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I mean, if I'm waiting around, maybe, but when did
you find something?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Like I get like I don't know, Like well, if I'm.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Like waiting for something, I got like five ten minutes,
or like you're coming over, but you could be here
any minute to pick me.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Up, You're just gonna pace in your place.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Well, because if I sit down, I don't want to
get into something like get into like a TV show
or get into like a game on my switch, or
accidentally falls.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Alright, I see what you're going without.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Pace around and maybe you know, didget with stuff or
like move some stuff or kind of Yeah, yeah, that's normal.
I'm a pacer a lot of.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah paste for different reasons. So sure normal you sold me?
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Okay, normal or nope? I kiss FM. Food can't touch
each other on a plate. That's you.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
That's not really me. You. I don't care if they touch.
I just don't want to put someff in a blend
or mix it in like you do. I don't.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
I did it once.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, well, point it tasted disgusting.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, I didn't actually prove a point. It was the
principle of the matter that foods can touch and you
can put like green beans in your mouth at the
same time you put mashed potatoes in your mouth and
then you mix it in your mouth. You can do
that the way you do it. It sounds weird to me.
It's that's hot. That's called eating.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
No, Like, I'll grab a fork and I'll grab some
mashed potatoes and throw some green beans in there and
put it in my mouth. Like I don't have to
put one in the mouth and then the other in
the mouth and then mix them in there. Like dude.
The way you describe.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
No, you you told me this is why we argued
about this. You said, if we're talking about mashmados in
green beans, you said you'll eat the green beans first, swallowed,
then get the matched potatoes. Shot, yes, I do. You
said you won't put them in your mouth at the
same time. And that's where this comes in. Because you're
a weirdo. You're not normal. Eddie, I.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Am who I am?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I am?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Howayan nainety five nine kids f M read and Eddie
in the afternoon. Hard to believe that tomorrow is going
to be August?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Pretty much? Summer's over right, pretty much. When August is here,
you don't think of summer anymore.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
No, I know the tail end, but basically, yeah, next
month is September.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
As a kid, August meant huh, back to school soon, shopping.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
So ranker dot com put out a checklist of summer activities,
like a bucket list of top ten bucket list things
to do in the summer.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
How would you rate your summer? Were you accomplished?
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I mean, I'm a grown man, so I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Did you do summary things? I think?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
So?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I don't think I did. I feel like I've blinked
and missed it.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I also have a six year old, right, seven year old? Now,
so I did? We had to do something.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
We're gonna go over this Top ten bucketless summer things
to see how good we did this summer? Okay, kind
of like our grading scale. For example, we're gonna check
off if we did any of these.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Number one, did you go on a road trip?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
Yes? I did not so far, I'm summering better than you.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Mm hmm, yeah, you're doing summer better. I mean no,
I did I know? No, No, where would I go?
Speaker 5 (19:29):
No?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Well, constant road trip like how long?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I would say two at least two hours? That seems
even low.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And I road tripped a lot that for sure.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
All right, Well, going to see your parents in Chicago
doesn't count.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
But I road trip to Washington d C.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Oh Yeah you did?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
You did? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Okay, you did?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Top ten bucket list things according to ranker dot com
we are rating our summers. Number two trying new food?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
H what did I eat this summer? Don't blog my food?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
This is the summer of Eddie. You're changing your ways.
You didn't need a lot?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Did I try something new? Though?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I don't think I did.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I don't think I tried something new.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh that's a note for me. I'm over for two.
Oh man, the next one, did you sleep under the stars?
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I'm going to this summer camping when you can't be
sleeping the stars, right, that's what I say. When you
go camping and you sleep, does it count when you're
in a tent?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Okay, then yeah I will at one point the summer.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Yes, I have not, and I don't think I will
unless I pass out. I mean, what's going to happen?
I got a vacation next fifty fifty chance of that happening.
I mean I would. Yeah, I'll put like a half
check mark here. Ranker dot com listed the top ten
summer bucket list things, and there's.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Real Okay over there, he's just sleeping under the stars.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
He's fine. We're rating our summers. According to ranker dot com,
Eddie is summering up more than I am. So fun
look at me. I'm oho for three. But we'll go
over the rest of the list next. We're rating our summers.
It's ninety five nine kiss FM, like, how well we
did the things we did this summer? Because rancor dot
Com put out a top ten summer bucket list, and
(21:15):
how many of these did we do?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
So far?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I did none.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, so far I summer better than you, and so far.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
You're two for three. So number four is get as
much sunshine as possible.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
Yeah. Absolutely, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
DI don't get much at all.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
I'm in the yard, you know, hidden up to grill
at the yard, backyard, getting the sun, doing the yard work. Yeah,
but I get my vitamin D.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I still got vacation, so that's a maybe.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
For Yeah, you can still catch up.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Top ten summer bucket list things according to rancor dot
com Eddie. Did you see fireworks?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I did too. Yeah, we're submarting. Did well summary?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Look at that?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I know how to summer ready? Rancor dot com Top
ten summer bucket list things. Did you read a new novel?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
I don't read?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah, just my name not a big reader. Yeah, I
mean I like reading, but I'm not going to start
a new novel in the south.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I mean I sort of read. I was. I watched
squid games and I have sometimes.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Okay, bring us both up. Uh did you go camping? No,
you said you're going.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I'm going to though, and I'll do it before summer ends,
so I will be summering in the summer with camping.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, you're really you're doing good at summer. I'm a
good summer. Uh, summer summer bucket listenings. We're ranking our
summers here, summer. Did you enjoy a water park?
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Judge, it's some water park? Water park? Water park? Well
counts to Is the two slides enough to be a
water park?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
If there's water on it?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Then yeah, I'm summering the cras summer did not?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
And I doesn't look like I'm going.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
To go to the pool.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Go to the pool, don't the pools don't count.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Nina Pool has a couple of slides. You're good to go.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I'm not going to Nina Pool.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Let's just down the road'll be fine.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Uh. Collect seashells at the beach. Yes, you did not.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Went down to Sheboy again to the beach down there,
the boys started collecting. I started finding something with him.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I mean, I see, I'm going to a beach next week,
but I don't think I'm gonna be collecting any.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Put them in your pocket? Does it started start of
a collection boom? You could summer. You can still summer read.
You could do this.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Just put two in your pocket, last one of your pocket. Later,
did you make somemores? Yes, you did because the peanut buttercups. Yes,
and you replace a chocolate with peanut buttercups. I'm a
summer summer king.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I'm the summer King of Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
I did what I do, I didn't do I saw it.
I did one out of these things.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Fireworks to get out, way to go.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I did one of these things. So man, but I
still haven't even started my summer yet. I go on
vacation next week.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
You got four weeks or so, dude, I'm gonna maybe
the hurry up.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
It's ninety five nine kids at them reading Eddie in
the afternoon with Carly car It's game time. We're gonna
play a game that I made up today today, just today,
just a couple hours ago. I made up this game
and it's gonna be Carly Versus Eddie because today kicks
off mile of music. Okay, Yeah, we've got a lot
(24:12):
of music and a lot of bands and a lot
of stuff to do. So some of these bands have
names that are interesting. Sure, So I've got a list
of real band names and a list of band names
that I made up. Your job is to correctly guess
(24:33):
which one is real or fake. So I appropriately named
this game Mile or Pile.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Like you don't deserve a raise, say that he does
not great idea.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
This is a good idea. He has a year one
idea a year.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
You deserve any motion. It's a d rayse you race,
that's what you meant? Yes, all right, here you go.
It's Mile or Pile. Are these real Nile of music bands?
Or are they not?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Start off with post sex not chos.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
That's real.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Come on, everyone in this building knows. Okay, what a
lame one.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Guy, Vine, Mile or Pile.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
I got it, Charley, Thanks, wick snippers, quick snippers.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
The candle wick snippers.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Wick snippers.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
You're laughing Mile or Pile, And I don't think you're
laughing because it's funny to you, which means you didn't
create it.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
So that's Mile, I'll say, Pile.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
It's a real band.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, Okay, that's too hard.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
He didn't.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
He didn't make that one up.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Okay, that's a tell Mile or Pile Laser banjo.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Right, that's a good band name.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Mile or Pile, laser banjo, Real band or fake I'm
going to say Mile. I'll go Pile, Pile, Eddie jumping
out of the gate.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
I know you're doing really well.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Mile or Pile, spicy regret M Mile or pile Eddie Quickly.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I'm going to say pile, pile, not a real band.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Carly's on the board is to Eddie one, Carly more,
Mile or Pile. Next it's Mile or Pile on Kiss FM.
Reading Eddie in the afternoon, it is Eddie two, Carly one.
These bands are either bands that are actually playing mile
of music which starts today, or I made them up
and they don't exist.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
So your job isn't tell me real or fake? Essentially, Okay,
so it's Mile or Pile and Kiss FM, Holy Pinto, Holy.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Pinto, M like the bean the horse.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
I don't know the car.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I'm gonna say Mile, I'll go pile.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Carly ties it up a band, all right, it's Mile
or Pile and Kiss FM. Real band, fake band, Grandma,
I gotta go Mile.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
It does seem pretty likely that that might be a band,
but I'll say I'll say pile just because keep things interesting.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh that would be a great band name right, like
we're gonna go see Grandma.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
I love it, Yeah, Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Mile or pile, Kiss f M, Snuggle struggle.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Oh you know I'm going mile.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
I was gonna say mile too.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
It's pile okay, oh man kids FM, it's mile or
pile free dirt, Mile or pile real band playing mile
music or did I make it up like.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Free the dirt or the dirt is free for.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You however you want to interpret it.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
I'm gonna say mile.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
I'll gole, pile, Mile, Carly pulling away, Mile or pile
Flamingo anxiety Mile, mile pile, So confident with that one?
What more? And we'll take a break. Mile or pile,
(28:22):
Dad Jeans Revival Mile.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
It's got to be any points. So I'm gonna say pile.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Pile within one. I'm really gonna make it a band nation.
I made these up.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Trademark, all of these crag trademark.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
That's how that works.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yet it is I said it. It works all right.
We'll play a couple of songs and we'll be back
with more Mile or Pile on Kiss it is Mile
or Pile nine Kiss FM. Mile Music starts tonight, so
there are a lot of bands playing, And then there
are some bands that I made up, and you got
to tell me which one is which got it got good?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Mile or pile lost Orange Cat.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Oh, poor kitty, Mile pile.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Eddie ties it up. That's a real band playing Mile
of music. Mile or pile Arts fishing club, Mile, pile.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Mile, I've heard that. I've heard of that band.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Five to four Still anyone's game Mile or pile the
situationship mm hmmm, Mile, pile pile. It is a tie game, yes,
Mile or pile rabbit ology.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
It's not a word. But is it a band? But
is it a band name? Mile?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Oh, we're tied right, tied up?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Pile Mile a real band. Eddie down by one in
the final stretch. Mile or pile, feed the.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Dog mile, mile, Mile.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
It is mile or pile, Taco funeral.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
After tacos you have a funeral.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Maybe it's like a dump pi, you know.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Pile that, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
That's perhaps the funny thing. You've said it a long time,
Well done.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Thank you, I'm going mile. That's pile, mile or pile
leslie Nope, sex pants leslie Nope, Mile or pile. I
said it was so good.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Mile. That's not real.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
It's a real somewhere though. But now is it a
mile of music band? I need points?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Mile Pile.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Leslie pants.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yeah, it's from the they seen it in the show. Yeah,
all right, Mile or pile?
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Can he even win?
Speaker 3 (30:59):
No bummer the moist elbows ew mile, please be Mile,
Mile Pile?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Oh really do I even have anymore? I don't know
what do I? Uh no, that's it you want?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
She's a mile expert.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
I mean she's leaving her family for a mile band.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
She is running away with the lead singer of Bombargo.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I mean, you're all in on this band.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
It has nothing to do with with them.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
It's just you with them.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
I'm in love with their music and their vibe and
the right he's got a great personality.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Two kids before you to start rumors on live radio
Good gode.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
N Kids FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. So next week,
I think Eddie next week Thursday getting his foreign exchange
student buddy, which is a sixteen year old girl from Italy. Yes,
you are housing this foreign extange student for a full year.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yeah? Me. The wife's a kid. We're gonna have a
six year old I guess daughter for a school years.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Okay, So that's a little weird in itself.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
How is it weird?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Well and not? I guess just it's gonna be different
for you. Is gonna be different. You have a seven
year old boy, and you've never had a teenager before,
so now you're gonna have a teenager, and now you've
got this big responsibility. Weird. Yeah, and you're gonna have
to like, is she gonna drive when she's here?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
No? Okay, I'm as you mentioned that, because that's a
that's a hard no.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Okay. So, but she's I saw a photo of her.
She's not an ugly girl. Boys are going to be
chasing her around a little bit probably, So you've got
that happening. You gotta make sure she doesn't get pregnant.
You gotta make sure she stays.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
These kids are good kids who are coming. Think about it,
they're they're they're sending kids that are like great students
come out here like accidents happening.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
So other than trying to keep your foreign exchange student
not knocked up, you gotta keep her alive. You gotta
make sure she's stays out of trouble. You might be
chastising her. You might have to sit her down and
yell at her. What if she's out.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Boozing one night, that's another hard nose. See, all right,
so they got they got three hard nose, got three
big rules.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Hold that thought, because that's what I want to talk about. Next,
Eddie went to this foreign exchange student meeting last night
where they go over the rules, the dudes and the don't.
I'm just assuming.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
What to do if he were into a situation. It's
kind of like an orientation for first time family members
who are doing to the whole exchange program thing.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Okay, so I'm gonna need to know these rules. I'm
assuming it's a not a one bed policy kind of thing,
you know, separate beds of course. Okay, so all right,
what are the rules when you have a foreign exchange student.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You make this sound like a super dirty foreign exchange
students program has been going.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
On for years. I'm not making it dirty. If anyone's
making it dirty, you're making it dirty. We're going to
talk about the rules that Eddie must abide by with
the foreign exchange student. Next. Are they weird? Are they?
Are they strange?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I don't have to buy by them, they have to
buy by them.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I'm so confused. All right, what so Eddie is going
to be hosting a foreign exchange student. Yeah, starting next week.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Starting next week, throughout the whole entire school year.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
You're going to be fresh off the boat from Italy
for a full year. Okay.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I don't know if you know this, but we have planes.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
It's just saying Eddie, so fresh off the boat from
Italy foreign exchange student and Eddie yesterday had to go
to like an orientation of like, I guess rules or
what to do or.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
How to just what do you expect?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
So what are some key takeaways because this is the
first time Eddie is going to be I guess. Yeah,
I don't want to say like in possession, but you're
you're you're watching over a foreign exchange student property.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
It's a person.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
That's what I didn't want to say possession. So all right,
So three hard rules the rule like their their main rules.
Rule number one is no driving. You were looking forward
to it.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I was looking. I kind of knew that was expected
because think about it, right, like they drop on the
other side of the road. They have different rule rules
in the different countries, so it makes sense. But you
think about it. If you're a normal teenager parent. They
can drive themselves a school and practice or what out.
So and I got to figure out sure how to
get them placed. Okay, what's rule two? No drug draw
call makes sense, makes total sense.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, they'll be careful.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
High school parties.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
So I remember going to parties. I mean same with
the foreign exchange students when I was in high school.
There is a super cute foreign exchange student. Yeah, rum
angry and yeah you gotta.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Be careful with that because that's one of the rules.
That's a hard and knowing they'll get sent back.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Does she drink like wine at dinner in Italy?
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I don't know, which is a good possibility that she does.
A lot of Europeans at sixteen, you're going out the
clubs to four am, and there's no clubs in Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
No, not in this area at least.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Rule and third roll, which I think this is the
wild like outdated. One hitch hiking. No hitch hiking. Do
people still hitch hike? People still hitch.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
There's three main rules, and one of them is no
hitch hiking.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
You would think at twenty twenty five they would change
it up a little bit. You know what I'm saying,
but tiking apparently is a problem. Still. I don't know, No.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
I don't know the last time I saw a hitchhiker.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
I've never seen one.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I see people like walking, but they're not their thumbs
now are showing leg like wa, Okay, that's a whole.
If I wish I did.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
You would not stop. Yeah, you're insane one hundred percent.
Two things can happen. Either you're the hitchhiker trying to
kill someone well, or you kill the hitchhiker.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
There's another option in there.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
What stop? Stop?
Speaker 5 (36:39):
What?
Speaker 2 (36:39):
No?
Speaker 5 (36:41):
Like?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
No? Read what fantasy world you live in right now?
This one? You're ridiculous. If there's an attractive woman showing
leg on the side of the road looking for a ride.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh man, your obituaries and you're hard to write if
that's how you go out.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
But fun not if I'm nine kiss FM, it's eating
Eddie in the afternoon. So we had the whole. There's
the switch of Ruth. The mix up happened. It's a
Seltzer factory where the Seltzer's got put into the energy
drink cans, and the energy drink got put into the
hard Seltzer cans, and that just so happens to be
the seltzer or the energy drink. Eddie drinks every single day. Yes,
(37:18):
and he's got one and he's gonna open it up.
I feel like, if.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
This is a hard Seltzer, the Celsius can, it should
be like a golden ticket. I should war something.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
No, it's like like a drink roulette kind of.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
What's my prize? I feel like they owe me something.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
You probably could sue or something like I got drunk
at work and then got fired, get.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Fire though almost got fire, got written up.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
We'll just just so let's open it scenario you're just
I don't want to get made up scenario.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
We're gonna open it up and find out if it's
Celsius Arctic Vibe or a high noon Seltzer.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Please please be.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I can't tell the smell car you want to smell
before July, sip it.
Speaker 4 (38:05):
It smells very, very e so I think it's celious.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
You gotta dot Eddie.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah, it's a due, but I haven't done it. But
it's not the hard cell ser.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
I's been acting a little funny always.
Speaker 4 (38:18):
I was going to say drunk.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Also, perfect excuse if you want to get drunk yeah,
we would know. Well, you could do it and just
be like I thought I was drinking sun, my daily drink,
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