August 28, 2025 • 32 mins
Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from August 27. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are officially engaged, but the bigger story is Reed and Eddie’s $20 bet. Eddie says “pay up,” Reed says “engaged isn’t married,” and chaos follows. The guys also try to figure out if they’re deeply happy, roast iPhone users after a new scam study, and dive into moldy Ding Dong recalls and Eddies Beef with bananas. Plus, Reed shares his new favorite weird YouTube obsession, Eddie admits his road rage, and we find out what happened to his lost lottery ticket.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's ninety five to nine Kiss FM reading Naddie in
(00:02):
the afternoon. I'm back today. Yeah you are, and a
lot happened, a lot in a day.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We need an explanation of why you were gone. What
do you mean, Like, Jason Slaty made it back from.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Lincoln Park on Monday. Yeah, I made it back fine.
I just took the next day off. It was funny.
Jason tells me yesterday that he.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Knew you were in trouble because I guess you guys
called like after the show, called each other like where
are you at or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm just about home and he's
barely hitting up Taco Bell. Yeah. I get up to
Taco on my way home. I was hungry bro all day.
He's like, yeah, I knew that was gonna be a problem, right,
there was, There was no problem. What there was. I
got a fine digestive system. I've got the digestive system
of a hyena.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh really, that's a good. That's a good.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
They can digress metal, Yeah, that's good. That's why I
can probably digest metal. But anyway you can't probably not.
It sounds like I remember your esophagist. That's because I can't. Okay,
I can digest things great, I just don't chew them great.
That's where the problem is. Yeah, digestives of a hyena
chewing like an animal with alteeth, Well you like a dog? Yeah? Uh. Anyways,
(01:08):
a lot happened yesterday. We got to talk about the
Taylor Swift engagement.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, big news for me.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Nick from the Morning Show, yes snapped his achilles ten
and in half. Yep, you got suckered into buying something
off TikTok.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh not yet, not yet, but I'm going to So.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You got suckered into buying something off Yeah, but I'm
going to so you got suckered into buying something off
a TikTok. We got a lot to get to today.
But number one you I listened to the radio yesterday. Yeah, yeah,
you were talking some mad crap about me.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, maybe a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Sure were, of course, because we made a friendly gentleman's
wager Taylor Swift whether or not she's gonna marry Travis Kelsey.
I said no, no chance in hell, Eddie said yes,
And you all of a sudden think I owe you
money now, so we'll talk about it. I don't know,
lot oh we'll talk about it. We got a lot
(02:02):
to get to today next. So the big news is
Taylor Swift is engaged. Anybody Travis Kelsey pay up? It's
ninety five nine Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon.
So I was off yesterday, but I was listening to
Kiss FM and I was listening to your show as
I like to support you, Eddie. Anybody tune on the
(02:22):
radio and you're talking crap about me all day? Yeah? Yeah,
Because a couple of years ago, probably at this point,
we made a bet. Ye right away, you were like,
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are gonna get married? And
I said they weren't, and I'm so confident about it.
We bet twenty dollars yep. And you're going on air
and I see you on social media talking your crap,
(02:43):
saying for me to pay up, pay up? Where's my money?
The bet was marriage. Where's my money? They're not married,
they're going to get married, They're not married.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I called it from the moment they announced they were dating.
They say, that's that's right there, that's all game for her.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
This specifically goes out to Taylor. She's a big fan
of the show. I know she's listening. Taylor, He's not
the one for you. This is a big mistake for
a guy.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Who claims doesn't have feelings for Taylor Swift. You talk
a lot like, yeah, feelings for Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I'm looking out for her well being because she seems
like a sweet girl. She's gorgeous, she's got those long legs,
feelings verb but all those qualities of hers. I want
the best for Taylor Swift, and Travis Kelcey is not
the one. But here's the thing, like, I don't know
you twenty bucks because they're not married yet and the
bet was marriage.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay, day number one. The moment they say I do that,
twenty bucks better be in my venmo.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I'll get it to you when I get it to you.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
The moment they say I do, I want it en
by a memo. If you don't, you're gonna look like
a food to everybody. All of North this Wisconsin is
gonna know you didn't pay up on a bet.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I'm a man of my word. But you're asking for
the money before they're married.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Then okay, I will concede that. Then day one I
do is boom vendmo money.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Here's how I look at Travis Kelsey's a knucklehead and
he's got plenty of time to screw this up, which
he will. He screws up everything. He's not gonna screw
this one up. Man. If he's smart, he would. If
he's smart, he would retire, delete all the social media.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Confident are you then he's just screw this up.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
One hundred percent confident double or nothing? Man, If you're
one forty bucks, no at this point, at this point,
don't just go through with it because it would be
a pr nightmare. So all right, well, twenty bucks on
the moment's gonna get caught doing something stupid. It's gonna
be a hot mic moment. Her people are gonna separate him.
That's what's gonna happen. But for right now, Taylor Swift
(04:38):
is not married to Travis Kelcey and I do not
owe you twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Twenty bucks in my vema within twenty four hours after
the idea or your knees are shattered?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
What this is?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You're gonna pop me like I will get the bats
and shatter your knees.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
That's illegal. Ninety five nine Kiss FM, it's reading Eddie
in the afternoon, are we happy with our lives. I'm happy. Well,
the experts are gonna tell us for sure, Okay, we're happy,
because apparently there are certain things people who are quote
deeply happy with their lives do. So whether or not
you want to know the answer to this, these experts
(05:14):
are gonna tell.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Us happy versus deeply happily?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Though, Like what's like, well, are you happy with your
life or are you deeply happy with your life?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm happy, Like, I don't know what, but like, how
can I be more happier than happy?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You could be deeply happy? See, I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I don't know the barometer, Like what is deeply versus
just being happy?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Could it be better? That's what I want to know.
What They can always be better?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Could it be better? If I'm happy, you're better than happy?
You could have a million bucks? I mean that could
also be problems. You could shut up, you could stop
it all right, So we're gonna find out if we
are deeply happy with our lives. Okay, it's kiss FM,
And according to experts, are a list of things that
(05:55):
people who are deeply happy. They do these things. So
I'm gonna go one by one down the line. And
see if we do them ultimately to determine if we're
happy with our lives.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Okay, we'll see I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And you can play along too. We'll do it. But
are you deeply happy? Again? I don't know that. I
don't know what that means. I'm happy. Do you even
know what happy means? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I definitely I'm happy. Look at me, Look at my smile. Okay,
be happier. They can't be any hap happy with your life?
Will find out next? Are we deeply happy with our lives?
I think I am.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Edie knows that he's happy with his life. He just
doesn't know if he's deeply happy. How do you? How
can you be happier than happy? I don't understand overflowing
with happiness.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I feel like there's moments where I overflow, absolutely so.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
The moments you're deeply happy. But in general you're happy
with your life?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, it's ninety five nine. Kiss if them. I'm happy
with my life. I got a good life. But are
we deeply happy? According to experts, people who are deeply
happy do these things? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
We're gonna go down this list. See if we do
him Number one? They do the hard things first.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
If I do a check the things I need, Yeah,
that checks out.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I think so too, Because if I've got the motivation
to do something I probably don't want to do, I'm
gonna get the hard part out of the way. My
motivation is at peak motivation, I'll feel more accomplish than
that's done. Yeah, yep, then it'll make me you know, Oh,
the hard part's over. Let's move on. Actually, so far,
we're deeply happy. We're deeply happy. Number two. They put
(07:22):
less pressure on themselves. Nope. I don't put much pressure
on myself. Nope, do I I mean, do I do.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I put pressure on any I don't think I put
pressure on people, do I know?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I definitely put pressure on myself. Yeah, but being a
multi award winning DJ comes, it comes with the territory.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Come.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, I mean this is just this is what we do. Yeah.
If I don't put pressure on myself, who is.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I sometimes perform better on their pressure. Same, So yeah,
I appreciate that kind of pressure. We're like fifty to
fifty on being deeply happy.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Okay, all right. Number three, these are things deeply happy
people do with their lives. They read books outside of
their usual genre. I honestly don't even read. I mean,
why would I want to read a book out of
my genre? I wouldn't want to watch a TV show
that that's not in my genre.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I just don't read anymore. Man, I ain't got time
for that.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Do you know how? I definitely know how? Yes, Okay, Well,
you went to Chicago school, so I have a funny guy,
So thank you. I'm funny. So apparently right now we're
not deeply happy.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Well, I feel like I still am.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
But you're not doing these things that deeply happy people do,
like number four. Do you do this? Listen to their
little internal voice?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I think I've told you many times I have an
internal voice. So yes, I listened to it. Bro, that's
my internal monologue. I listened too much. But it's also
like I listened too much or not at all.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You listen to go No, I'm gonna do this instead
of little voice? Yeah, like din and made you boss,
I'm going to this one day.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You are deeply happy because you are listening to it?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Are you? Are you? You hear it? But it doesn't
mean you're actually listen to fifty? I don't I don't know,
all right, are you deeply happy with your life, will
continue to listen. Next, These are things that people people
who are deeply happy with their lives do. We're like
fifty to fifty, so I don't know where that puts us.
We got a couple more. We'll hit them up next.
Are we deeply happy with our lives? Come to find out,
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we're not quite sure. It's ninety five to nine kiss
FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. According to experts, these
things people do that are deeply happy. Like, number one,
they do the hard things first, Yeah, we do that. Yeah.
Number two, they put less pressure on themselves. No. I
always put.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Pressure on myself from the pressure though.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, we're like pressure cookers. Oh we cook the pressure. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
So maybe not, but that that gives an act bonus. Sure, yeah,
because we put on ourselves.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They read books outside of their usual genre. Who wants
to do that? Who reads? No? So that does that
makes us not deeply happy? We listen to our little
internal voice. Yeah too much?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Sometimes you want to turn it off. I want to
be not deeply happy and turn off the.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You want to turn off the voice and see what happens?
Oh boy, h south.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Next one, Uh, these are things deeply happy people do.
They a lot time to do absolutely nothing. I mean
there's moments.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
So when you have that opportunity to sit there, you go,
I'm gonna sit there.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I mean, I'm pretty good at this. I think I
can have. Yeah, but even when I'm doing nothing, I'm
doing something like what like playing that whole game on
my phone. That's ridiculous. You gotta shove as much stuff
in your hole as you can't, dude, it's so addictate.
It's ridiculous, like level seven hundred.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Of course you are about rights for your lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
It does so I'd say, I'd say we're trending towards
deeply happy. We're happy, we're happy people. The next one is,
oh boy, no, here we go. They write an opportunity list.
Oh who does that? It's a hell is an opportunity list?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Like is it like a new version of a vision board.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I've never done one of those? Me neither.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
All right, we're back down, and we're back down, just
a happy.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Next thing happy people do in their lives they take
tiny steps towards their goals. I mean, why take tiny
steps and you can bike? Yeah, big steps, jumping my
way to my goal. Give me the big steps some
on in. Yeah, that's a stupid one.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
They go for walks. These are things happy, deeply happy
people do. Yeah. Man, I'm at the gym almost every day.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I go for walks, but sometimes, but not by choice.
I just take my dog for a walk.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Like my accidentally became happy. A dog walks, so I walk.
So you're not intending to you.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Just I'm getting happy for doing it, I guess right.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Last thing, they look for guidance.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, I ask questions.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So what do you ask questions too? If I don't
know what I need to do, I ask questions. It's
it's the right thing to do when you unsure.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Ask questions. I always know what to do.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Do you though, No, Yeah, that's like to think. I
do monologue. It is, but I got to listen to
it in order to be deeply happy. According to those
I know, we're happy people. I feel like I'm happy. Yeah,
shiny happy people, very happy. Yeah. Nine kiss FM. It's
reading Addie in the afternoon. And you know this about
(11:56):
me that I hate getting notifications on my cell phone. Yes,
literally ruins my life.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I turned one off for you.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You did what I turned one off for you?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I took off the calendar us doing the show together,
so you don't get the alerts. Have you noticed that
you're welcome?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Pretty sure I got it yesterday.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
No possible way, because I deleted them.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Well, anyways, phone distractions pretty much ruined my life all
the time. I just hate them. What doesn't ruin your life?
Not much or a lot? No, not much, not modit
things ruined my life. Right, But check this out, addie.
Our phone notifications actually ruining your life. No, they might be.
(12:34):
Watch what happens to your brain when you get phone notifications.
They just did a big study vindicated it yet again, Eddie,
These phone notifications will ruin your brain, and I'll tell
you why. Next did a whole big study and again
it's science. You can't argue it. Sometimes again and you can't.
Our cell phone notifications ruining your life? Yes, they are
(12:58):
ruining myn My hate him so much. But if you're
you're easily irritable, I am not. I'm so laid your
I am almost laid back. Chill dude. Ever.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Okay, all right, let's play a game. How easy can
I irritate you today? Well, you just know how to
get under my skins because you're easy.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
It's easy. Phone notifications are ruining your life. Here's what's up.
It's ninety five to nine Kiss FM reading Dye in
the afternoon. Because I if I get like a lot
at once, it totally it's like messes my brain understand
that for sure, especially when I'm doing something like if
I'm on the air and it happens like you'll see
it in my face. Just yeah, you're visibly annoyed. Yeah,
So what exactly happens to your brain when you are
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bombarded with notifications? According to a new study, I just
got he's me. I hate it so much. It was awesome.
You look at your you are so upset, you've lost
your According to a new study, it's not great. What
happens to your brain as you are they're literally witnessing
(14:01):
right now in live action. These scientists. They took a
bunch of college kids and did a stroop test.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
You know what a stroop test is.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
So a stroop test is where like you see, for example,
the word blue, but it's in red text and you
have to read the word Okay, you know, it gets
really hard to do. It makes your brain do weird things.
So they gave the students this test. Then they did
it with sending them notifications on their phones. Okay, but
they weren't able to answer the notifications. But what happened
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was some students were told that those notifications were on
their phone, so they were for them, And then the
other half of the students they told were for like
a lab phone, so not their phone. Oh sure. So
what they found out was when you get bombarded with notifications,
your brain literally slows down, even for both sets. But
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if for the students that was told it was their phone,
massively slowed down even more. Really, even if you ignore
your notifications, your brain is like what if it's a meme,
what if it's a group chat, what if it's door
dashed saying my food order legitomo? I guess yeah, yeah,
(15:14):
I gotta like you want to know, Like what's that
movie phone booth where it's like a ringing phone must
be answered? Like you feel like you have to do
it right right? So vindicated yet again, Eddie. You say
I'm crazy, but I'm always right, are you though? Yeah? Yeah,
so phone notifications will ruin your life. Thank you forever
texted me earlier and someone just did again, and just
(15:38):
that's you. I hate you so much. Kiss FM. It's
Read and Eddie in the afternoon. And you wouldn't really
know this by meeting Eddie or talking with Eddie, or
listening to Eddie or even looking down Eddie, you wouldn't
know this about him. But he's he suffers from about
(16:00):
of road rage every now and then.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
You know.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I one incident, listen, one incident where a guy I
said stuff to a guy because the guy was an
idiot driver.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's all right, you know. The first step in change
is admitting your faults. Okay, all right, so you do.
You get a little worked up on the road, and
I get it because I get the same thing with
grocery carts. I get a little mad sometimes, you know,
because people can be stupid. But Eddie just about I
don't know, a year and a half ago, two years ago,
got into an altercation on the road where well, it
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always gets bigger and bigger when you tell this. Literally,
he almost killed a guy on purpose. I told him
he had a small wiener and it got out of control.
I did, say, see what I mean. So Eddie's got
road rage. But here's the good news, Eddie. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
there might be a little relief coming your way. Yeah,
because the Chinese company is trying to solve the road
(16:54):
rage issue, and we're gonna talk all about it next.
But I think this is awesome. So I think I
invented this years ago, which isn't surprising because we invent everything.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I mean, just like OU invented door dash.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Right right right, all right, So road rage could be
a thing of the past, which could save Eddy years
of jail time. I'll tell you what this Chinese company's
incident that we know. I tell you next. Sometimes I
just sit here and I'm thankful that you're alive. Thanks,
but didn't get locked up in jail or murdered somebody
(17:29):
during about of your road I never would do that.
It's ninety five nine kiss FM. Eddie suffers from road rage,
but there could be help coming soon thanks to a
Chinese company. I's hoping to solve road rage, which could
help Eddie out a ton. All right, what do they got?
So this is the thing I also think I invented
years ago. I did. It was an idea, right, Okay.
(17:49):
So there's this Chinese company. It's chrying to solve road
rage by giving drivers the ability to project emojis onto
their wind shield. I do like that. So I do
like this idea. Let's say somebody cuts you off, you
can display an emoji on your windshield for them to
see in their mirror. I like it. I like, I
(18:12):
think it's kind of cool. But I had this idea before.
I'm like, why can't we have Like, like the problem
is this? You didn't train market, did you? No? I
don't think I even told anyone because I'm like, this
is kind of stupid, Like, who's gonna take this idea
and run with it? Well, this Chinese company's gonna make
a billion dollars out of it. Does anyone else think
this isn't gonna work and it might be bad? I
think it's gonna work. I think people are gonna want this.
(18:33):
I'm thinking like, if you can display emojis on your
windshield to show a person how you're feeling, it can
get dangerous. We could get the middle finger emojis, we
could get like the eggplant emojis yep, you could get
the knife emojis yep, and then how long until someone
hacks it? And it's basically like if you.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
How awesome would that be?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
You're like, I'm following you.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I mean not awesome that you're being act, but also
that you could customize it like that.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I mean, my invention would have allowed for customization.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
See, your invention isn't wait for that is better?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
For sure? Your mother's a hoe. Well, I mean that's
a little too far. Why do you have road rage?
So I wouldn't know, you would know, you'd be the
accert you'd be the consultant for this firm.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Hey, because he does make big money.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I'm in Yeah. So if you saw I'm a road
rage maybe by this device this Chinese company is selling
where it'll show an emoji on your windshield.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Maybe you're just happy, just a smiley face the whole
time you're driving.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I like it. I like it.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah, you're hungry.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
You put up like a like a like a Hamburger emoji, Yeah,
or something monk if you're horny for your.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Go to, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Not?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
If I'm nine Kiss FM reading DDI in the afternoon
are iPhone users dumb? Nope? Well, you're an iPhone user,
so you might be a little biased. No, I would
never be biased. Uh So reading DDE in the afternoon's
kiss FM our iPhone users dumb because the new study
was done, Eddie, Why do you think I'm insinuating that.
(20:07):
I'm not insinuating, but what the story might be insinuating
is that iPhone users are dumb.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Why do you think you're saying it in a tone
insinuating that I am?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Because I have an iPhone. I know what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well, you can imply what you want to imply. But yeah,
our iPhone users dumb. Just to be clear, Eddie is
an iPhone user. And I'll tell you what this new
study said comparing iPhone users to Android users. Next, Eddie
is an iPhone user. Our iPhone users maybe maybe not dumb,
but dumb error than Android users. A new study and
(20:39):
it's science, So you can't argue it. We'll talk about
it next. Well, I can argue it. You can't. Our
iPhone users dumb. No, it's not the five nine Kiss
FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. I'm not dumb. Eddie's
an iPhone user. I've got an Android. I got a
Galaxy and I love it.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
And but you are thinking about moving to the iPhone plow.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, I'm looking at dumb down a little bit.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
So.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
According according to a new study, Apparently iPhone users are
a little bit dumber than Android are they?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
What are they using us dats for this?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Or like, what do you think it could be? I
don't know. Okay, So, according to this new study, iPhone
users are twenty percent more likely to fall for scams
than Android users. I wouldn't say that's dumb, it's a
little dumber. It seems many people believe Apple's built in
security makes them invincible, so they skip anti virus apps
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and I'm more likely to click on sketchy links without
a second thought.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Hmmm, that's just people being idiots.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
So, like I said, dumb, I.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Don't click on links. You need to Okay, speaking of dumb.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, who clickop sticks on links and gets in trouble read?
I knew that was coming, but at least I did
do it on my phone. I did click the link
on my phone. Say you did it on your phone?
I didn't work email? Yeah, so who's the dumb one? Now? Listen?
According to a new study, Like, don't, I'm not making
this up. I'm not calling you dumb just because you
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have an iPhone. You just happen to be a little
bit dumber with an iPhone? Does that make sense. No
iPhone users twenty percent more likely to fall for scams
than Android users except for me, Except for you, because
I fell for one last week nine Kiss FM, it's
read and Eddie in the afternoon's hold on your ding dong,
(22:31):
Eddie your ding dong. Actually, don't hold on your ding
dong at all. Don't even touch your ding dong playing
on you. In fact, get rid of your ding dong.
I don't know about that. Some ding dongs are apparently
being recalled. What are you talking about hostess ding dongs?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, throw them away.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I haven't had one a long time. Are I still
delicious a ding dong? The hostess d knocks?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Uh, I don't know if I've ever had one, Really,
I don't know have one tomorrow? Ding dongs? Go get
ding dong?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
So if you have hostess ding dongs, you might want
to throw them away and I'll tell you why or
how or what next. But you go run to your cupboard,
grab your ding dongs, and in two songs, I'll tell
you if you need to throw them away or you
can hold on your ding dong.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Somebody right now is about to take a bite. Now
they got to wait.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Two songs. Yeah, don't bite in that ding dong just yet.
Hold on two songs. I'll tell you why you might
have to throw away your ding dong. Ding Dongs ninety
five nine Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. Have
you checked your ding dong.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Eddie, I'm very confused by ding dong. I don't have
any ding dongs to look.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
At, Eddie. You don't have a ding okay, Hostess, ding dongs.
If you got him in your cupboard, hopefully you grabbed them.
If not, go grab them right now because you might
have to throw them away because they could be moldy.
If I'm gonna throw them away, I want my money back.
I don't do what you do, and I'm moldy. I don't
know how, No, I don't. I don't know. So it's
not a recall. You might have moldy ding dongs. Here's
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the thing, Hostess is now saying that if you have these,
which I'm about to tell you, Hostess ding dongs, take
a look at the dates and you might have to
throw them away. All right, So the only affected ding
dongs will have best if used by dates ranging from
August thirtieth to September third, twenty twenty five. So if
your ding dongs are in that range, towsome also check
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what kind they are, because if you got a chocolate
ding Dong single serve, chocolate ding Dong or chocolate ding
Dong family pack and it's in those dates, throw them
away because you might have moldy ding dong.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Oh, well then they just send me. I'm not going
to throw them away. I want I want ding dongs
to replace.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
The ding dogs. I don't know what to tell you, Eddie,
Like they can't just say, oh, you bought this your sol.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
They gotta be doing There's got to be like a
return policy of some sort.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
There could be I don't know. Go to hostess dot
com and I feel like they owe us dan dogs.
If I'm throwing ding dongs.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Away, well yeah, I mean I just throw ding dongs
will and nilly Yo.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
You can't just willy nilly throw around ding dongs. But
you also got to be really care full around ding dongs.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, I mean, you don't want to show them in
your mouth if they're gonna expire. Ling dongs, Yeah, you
don't want to do that. You want to return them
and get better ding dongs.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, keep your mouth away from ding dongs. If they
were best if used by August thirtie through September third.
You don't want those. Those are bad ding dongs.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, we're at that line of saying ding dogs that
we shouldn't cross anymore.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So how many times have we said ding dong? We've
said it quite a bit.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I'm sure hr is gonna call us at one.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Point today ding dong. It's a word. It's a proper noun.
Wait is it proper?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Now?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
It's noun ding dong.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yes, you gotta capitalize it. Yes, it's all about grammar anyways. Yeah,
check your ding dongs. They might be moldy not I
five nine kids have them. It's reading Eddie in the
afternoon on National Banana Lover's Day, I got.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Beef with the banana. Maybe not the banana itself. People
that made us believe.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Certain things about bananas rewind. Let's just say you got
beef with bananas.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
No, no, no, with how the banana was portrayed. Back of
the day, beef, how is it portrayed? So how many
times in your childhood would you be watching cartoons and
say there's a monkey in his cartoon and the monkey's hungry.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
He needs a banana.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
So what does a monkey do bana climb the tree
to get a banana?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
What's the problem with that? Reading monkeys have climbed trees
to get bananas, and cartoons they do. You see them
picking them off. They grow on bunches. Everyone knows that
I'm sane.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
There aren't plants, not trees wier than cartoons showing nikes.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I'm almost this is your own, Mandela.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
This is not a Mendel effect.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I guarantee you. People have seen something.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
On TV where monkeys are climbing trees to get bananas,
and that's not even a true thing that happens.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
So bitter about it. I don't think that's true. Curious. Ironically,
I almost slipped and fell on a banana today. What
is it, Mario Kart? Thank goodness, I was wearing my
slip not shirt.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Oh, get out of here, Get out of here.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
No, but for real, did you hear about the banana
that got turned into bread? No, it was a loaf
changing experience. Stop stop stop, I know fine, I thought
that was funny, though, don't do another one. Don't do it.
I'm not gonna what a joke. I'm not gonna do
a joke, okay, but the doctor said I needed to
eat more bananas because my potassium is low. I said, okay, okay,
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that one. I'll give it to you. That one was good,
all right, all right? What's the plantain's favorite superhero? What
bunanana Batman? You for real, though, what do you call
banana that eats other bananas?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Canana? Canana? Banana bull? That's ridiculous. Ninety five nine Kiss FM.
It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. And I have a
new favorite thing. You do I want to share it
with you? Is it me? No? Uh? But you're up there? Yeah,
I like you you. Uh No. I got a new
favorite thing and I found it on YouTube and I'm
gonna share it with you because I want to share
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my happiness. And I hope you think it's as good
as I think.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
So there's this YouTuber who goes to well, he went
to the Atlanta Falcons training camp and was doing interviews
like sure, like he's panting to be a reporter and
he's not really a reporter, but he acts the part
and then he starts mumbling to these people's he's really
good at it. So What he does is he'll go
up and he'll get a rapport with him. You know,
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they'll chit chat. He'll ask some honest questions, but then
he'll start mumbling questions, but it sounds like he's actually talking,
but you can't understand him. So he's like gas lighting
them into thinking like they're crazy or deaf or they're
having a stroke. And you have to hear it because
he's so good at mumbling. So here's one of my
new favorite things. This dude mumbles and while he's interviewing
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athletes and just give it a listen. It's so good.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Was there any point during training camp that especially like
people like col too for it?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (28:56):
What just like all like sech guts like all like comports.
It's like at the training camp what.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Like are you kidding me? Like listen, there's another one soon.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
His training camp is booted up. How is there any
point like all the people extra just like it like
with the tights here, like is that like like does
I counterun through your head? So what like I'll like
especially the coup four like has that like cup four
likely something like think about not really?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
No really? So he's so he's good at it. Not
just because he can mumble, but because he can keep
up with like the inflection. Yeah, and it sounds like
he's like, oh, he's really talking about something like this
and he's animated about it. That's awesome. Here's a couple
more this dude. Uh, he interviews athletes and he mumbles
and confuses the hell out of him. I honestly feel
like I was having a stroke. I know it's fake,
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and I feel like I'm having a stroke.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
So starting twenty twenty five season, is there like Cup four,
like especially four like night and Reck nice man.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I don't understand what to hear you saying, be honest,
be honest. I love that guy one more so.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Gearing up for twenty twenty five, is there any point
especially like oh like four, like like with the Tights here,
is that like all coupleur like South like something you
would see?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, I think you know when you get another team
to come in here, Uh, that's exciting. Wow. So some
of them they just answer and they have no idea
what they're at all.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
But I'm so happy you share that with me. That
is fantastic. In your best mumble, I can't.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Mumble bee assesssins did it work Sound ninety five nine kids,
Fmoryd and Eddie in the afternoon on International Lottery Day.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
I'm still kind of upset here, dude, about the lottery.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Because you haven't won.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I don't know if I wont that's the rub.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
That's the rub. How do you not? You either? It's
like being pregnant. You either are you're not? So I
never buy lottery tickets.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
So when I do a Friday, I bought a lottery ticket.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I spent six bucks.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I'm like, here it is, this.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Is my time to shine big spender, right So I
put it the ticket on the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I didn't tell my wife.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Look, this is our future right here. This is gonna
be our money.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
You just watch yesterday I walk by the refrigerator because
I forgot to check the numbers, and.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
You know, sometimes you don't hit the jack, Poppa, there's.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Still there's some prize money still in there. Right, Hey, hon,
where's a lottery ticket. She's like, what do you mean
the one that was right here on the fridge, the winner.
I'm being positive.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
She's like, oh, I threw it away.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
What if you threw away a couple hundred bucks or
a couple thousand bucks a couple million.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
No, there's no winner. The jackpot's like an.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Eight hundred and fifty million or someone right now. So
I know it's like a big winner, but it could
have been a winner.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
She's like, oh, well, you didn't check it.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
How do you know I didn't check it. Well, we're
still there. Doesn't mean I didn't check it. I didn't
check it. She's right, but still she threw it with
my lottery ticket. You know, here's what I and I
wasn't gonna go back to.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
The trash because that plays in the trash in the garage.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Here's what you do. You tell her you remember the numbers,
and you went back and checked and that was a
two hundred thousand dollars winner. Oh can imagine? And then
she will be putty in your hands? Do you think?
So she ruined your future man throwing away a ticket
that probably wasn't a winner. But she doesn't have to
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know that.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Oh, but you're talking about it on the air now,
and people who are her friends are listening. They'll tell
her that you said that. So I can't do that
now you ruined it, but well both Now I just
got to deal with the pact of going honey, that's okay,
we didn't win anyway.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
And safe it. Don't do it, don't be the bigger man,
Eddie
It's ninety five to nine Kiss FM reading Naddie in
(00:02):
the afternoon. I'm back today. Yeah you are, and a
lot happened, a lot in a day.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We need an explanation of why you were gone. What
do you mean, Like, Jason Slaty made it back from.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Lincoln Park on Monday. Yeah, I made it back fine.
I just took the next day off. It was funny.
Jason tells me yesterday that he.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Knew you were in trouble because I guess you guys
called like after the show, called each other like where
are you at or whatever.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm just about home and he's
barely hitting up Taco Bell. Yeah. I get up to
Taco on my way home. I was hungry bro all day.
He's like, yeah, I knew that was gonna be a problem, right,
there was, There was no problem. What there was. I
got a fine digestive system. I've got the digestive system
of a hyena.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Oh really, that's a good. That's a good.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
They can digress metal, Yeah, that's good. That's why I
can probably digest metal. But anyway you can't probably not.
It sounds like I remember your esophagist. That's because I can't. Okay,
I can digest things great, I just don't chew them great.
That's where the problem is. Yeah, digestives of a hyena
chewing like an animal with alteeth, Well you like a dog? Yeah? Uh. Anyways,
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a lot happened yesterday. We got to talk about the
Taylor Swift engagement.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, big news for me.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Nick from the Morning Show, yes snapped his achilles ten
and in half. Yep, you got suckered into buying something
off TikTok.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh not yet, not yet, but I'm going to So.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You got suckered into buying something off Yeah, but I'm
going to so you got suckered into buying something off
a TikTok. We got a lot to get to today.
But number one you I listened to the radio yesterday. Yeah, yeah,
you were talking some mad crap about me.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, maybe a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Sure were, of course, because we made a friendly gentleman's
wager Taylor Swift whether or not she's gonna marry Travis Kelsey.
I said no, no chance in hell, Eddie said yes,
And you all of a sudden think I owe you
money now, so we'll talk about it. I don't know,
lot oh we'll talk about it. We got a lot
(02:02):
to get to today next. So the big news is
Taylor Swift is engaged. Anybody Travis Kelsey pay up? It's
ninety five nine Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon.
So I was off yesterday, but I was listening to
Kiss FM and I was listening to your show as
I like to support you, Eddie. Anybody tune on the
(02:22):
radio and you're talking crap about me all day? Yeah? Yeah,
Because a couple of years ago, probably at this point,
we made a bet. Ye right away, you were like,
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are gonna get married? And
I said they weren't, and I'm so confident about it.
We bet twenty dollars yep. And you're going on air
and I see you on social media talking your crap,
(02:43):
saying for me to pay up, pay up? Where's my money?
The bet was marriage. Where's my money? They're not married,
they're going to get married, They're not married.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I called it from the moment they announced they were dating.
They say, that's that's right there, that's all game for her.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
This specifically goes out to Taylor. She's a big fan
of the show. I know she's listening. Taylor, He's not
the one for you. This is a big mistake for
a guy.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Who claims doesn't have feelings for Taylor Swift. You talk
a lot like, yeah, feelings for Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I'm looking out for her well being because she seems
like a sweet girl. She's gorgeous, she's got those long legs,
feelings verb but all those qualities of hers. I want
the best for Taylor Swift, and Travis Kelcey is not
the one. But here's the thing, like, I don't know
you twenty bucks because they're not married yet and the
bet was marriage.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Okay, day number one. The moment they say I do that,
twenty bucks better be in my venmo.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I'll get it to you when I get it to you.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
The moment they say I do, I want it en
by a memo. If you don't, you're gonna look like
a food to everybody. All of North this Wisconsin is
gonna know you didn't pay up on a bet.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I'm a man of my word. But you're asking for
the money before they're married.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Then okay, I will concede that. Then day one I
do is boom vendmo money.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Here's how I look at Travis Kelsey's a knucklehead and
he's got plenty of time to screw this up, which
he will. He screws up everything. He's not gonna screw
this one up. Man. If he's smart, he would. If
he's smart, he would retire, delete all the social media.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Confident are you then he's just screw this up.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
One hundred percent confident double or nothing? Man, If you're
one forty bucks, no at this point, at this point,
don't just go through with it because it would be
a pr nightmare. So all right, well, twenty bucks on
the moment's gonna get caught doing something stupid. It's gonna
be a hot mic moment. Her people are gonna separate him.
That's what's gonna happen. But for right now, Taylor Swift
(04:38):
is not married to Travis Kelcey and I do not
owe you twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Twenty bucks in my vema within twenty four hours after
the idea or your knees are shattered?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
What this is?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You're gonna pop me like I will get the bats
and shatter your knees.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
That's illegal. Ninety five nine Kiss FM, it's reading Eddie
in the afternoon, are we happy with our lives. I'm happy. Well,
the experts are gonna tell us for sure, Okay, we're happy,
because apparently there are certain things people who are quote
deeply happy with their lives do. So whether or not
you want to know the answer to this, these experts
(05:14):
are gonna tell.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Us happy versus deeply happily?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Though, Like what's like, well, are you happy with your
life or are you deeply happy with your life?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I'm happy, Like, I don't know what, but like, how
can I be more happier than happy?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You could be deeply happy? See, I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I don't know the barometer, Like what is deeply versus
just being happy?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Could it be better? That's what I want to know.
What They can always be better?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Could it be better? If I'm happy, you're better than happy?
You could have a million bucks? I mean that could
also be problems. You could shut up, you could stop
it all right, So we're gonna find out if we
are deeply happy with our lives. Okay, it's kiss FM,
And according to experts, are a list of things that
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people who are deeply happy. They do these things. So
I'm gonna go one by one down the line. And
see if we do them ultimately to determine if we're
happy with our lives.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Okay, we'll see I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And you can play along too. We'll do it. But
are you deeply happy? Again? I don't know that. I
don't know what that means. I'm happy. Do you even
know what happy means? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I definitely I'm happy. Look at me, Look at my smile. Okay,
be happier. They can't be any hap happy with your life?
Will find out next? Are we deeply happy with our lives?
I think I am.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Edie knows that he's happy with his life. He just
doesn't know if he's deeply happy. How do you? How
can you be happier than happy? I don't understand overflowing
with happiness.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I feel like there's moments where I overflow, absolutely so.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
The moments you're deeply happy. But in general you're happy
with your life?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, it's ninety five nine. Kiss if them. I'm happy
with my life. I got a good life. But are
we deeply happy? According to experts, people who are deeply
happy do these things? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
We're gonna go down this list. See if we do
him Number one? They do the hard things first.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
If I do a check the things I need, Yeah,
that checks out.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I think so too, Because if I've got the motivation
to do something I probably don't want to do, I'm
gonna get the hard part out of the way. My
motivation is at peak motivation, I'll feel more accomplish than
that's done. Yeah, yep, then it'll make me you know, Oh,
the hard part's over. Let's move on. Actually, so far,
we're deeply happy. We're deeply happy. Number two. They put
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less pressure on themselves. Nope. I don't put much pressure
on myself. Nope, do I I mean, do I do.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I put pressure on any I don't think I put
pressure on people, do I know?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I definitely put pressure on myself. Yeah, but being a
multi award winning DJ comes, it comes with the territory.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Come.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, I mean this is just this is what we do. Yeah.
If I don't put pressure on myself, who is.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I sometimes perform better on their pressure. Same, So yeah,
I appreciate that kind of pressure. We're like fifty to
fifty on being deeply happy.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Okay, all right. Number three, these are things deeply happy
people do with their lives. They read books outside of
their usual genre. I honestly don't even read. I mean,
why would I want to read a book out of
my genre? I wouldn't want to watch a TV show
that that's not in my genre.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I just don't read anymore. Man, I ain't got time
for that.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Do you know how? I definitely know how? Yes, Okay, Well,
you went to Chicago school, so I have a funny guy,
So thank you. I'm funny. So apparently right now we're
not deeply happy.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Well, I feel like I still am.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
But you're not doing these things that deeply happy people do,
like number four. Do you do this? Listen to their
little internal voice?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I think I've told you many times I have an
internal voice. So yes, I listened to it. Bro, that's
my internal monologue. I listened too much. But it's also
like I listened too much or not at all.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
You listen to go No, I'm gonna do this instead
of little voice? Yeah, like din and made you boss,
I'm going to this one day.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You are deeply happy because you are listening to it?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Are you? Are you? You hear it? But it doesn't
mean you're actually listen to fifty? I don't I don't know,
all right, are you deeply happy with your life, will
continue to listen. Next, These are things that people people
who are deeply happy with their lives do. We're like
fifty to fifty, so I don't know where that puts us.
We got a couple more. We'll hit them up next.
Are we deeply happy with our lives? Come to find out,
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we're not quite sure. It's ninety five to nine kiss
FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. According to experts, these
things people do that are deeply happy. Like, number one,
they do the hard things first, Yeah, we do that. Yeah.
Number two, they put less pressure on themselves. No. I
always put.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Pressure on myself from the pressure though.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, we're like pressure cookers. Oh we cook the pressure. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
So maybe not, but that that gives an act bonus. Sure, yeah,
because we put on ourselves.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
They read books outside of their usual genre. Who wants
to do that? Who reads? No? So that does that
makes us not deeply happy? We listen to our little
internal voice. Yeah too much?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Sometimes you want to turn it off. I want to
be not deeply happy and turn off the.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
You want to turn off the voice and see what happens?
Oh boy, h south.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Next one, Uh, these are things deeply happy people do.
They a lot time to do absolutely nothing. I mean
there's moments.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
So when you have that opportunity to sit there, you go,
I'm gonna sit there.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I mean, I'm pretty good at this. I think I
can have. Yeah, but even when I'm doing nothing, I'm
doing something like what like playing that whole game on
my phone. That's ridiculous. You gotta shove as much stuff
in your hole as you can't, dude, it's so addictate.
It's ridiculous, like level seven hundred.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Of course you are about rights for your lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
It does so I'd say, I'd say we're trending towards
deeply happy. We're happy, we're happy people. The next one is,
oh boy, no, here we go. They write an opportunity list.
Oh who does that? It's a hell is an opportunity list?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Like is it like a new version of a vision board.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I've never done one of those? Me neither.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
All right, we're back down, and we're back down, just
a happy.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Next thing happy people do in their lives they take
tiny steps towards their goals. I mean, why take tiny
steps and you can bike? Yeah, big steps, jumping my
way to my goal. Give me the big steps some
on in. Yeah, that's a stupid one.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
They go for walks. These are things happy, deeply happy
people do. Yeah. Man, I'm at the gym almost every day.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I go for walks, but sometimes, but not by choice.
I just take my dog for a walk.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Like my accidentally became happy. A dog walks, so I walk.
So you're not intending to you.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Just I'm getting happy for doing it, I guess right.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Last thing, they look for guidance.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, I ask questions.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
So what do you ask questions too? If I don't
know what I need to do, I ask questions. It's
it's the right thing to do when you unsure.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Ask questions. I always know what to do.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Do you though, No, Yeah, that's like to think. I
do monologue. It is, but I got to listen to
it in order to be deeply happy. According to those
I know, we're happy people. I feel like I'm happy. Yeah,
shiny happy people, very happy. Yeah. Nine kiss FM. It's
reading Addie in the afternoon. And you know this about
(11:56):
me that I hate getting notifications on my cell phone. Yes,
literally ruins my life.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I turned one off for you.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
You did what I turned one off for you?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I took off the calendar us doing the show together,
so you don't get the alerts. Have you noticed that
you're welcome?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Pretty sure I got it yesterday.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
No possible way, because I deleted them.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Well, anyways, phone distractions pretty much ruined my life all
the time. I just hate them. What doesn't ruin your life?
Not much or a lot? No, not much, not modit
things ruined my life. Right, But check this out, addie.
Our phone notifications actually ruining your life. No, they might be.
(12:34):
Watch what happens to your brain when you get phone notifications.
They just did a big study vindicated it yet again, Eddie,
These phone notifications will ruin your brain, and I'll tell
you why. Next did a whole big study and again
it's science. You can't argue it. Sometimes again and you can't.
Our cell phone notifications ruining your life? Yes, they are
(12:58):
ruining myn My hate him so much. But if you're
you're easily irritable, I am not. I'm so laid your
I am almost laid back. Chill dude. Ever.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Okay, all right, let's play a game. How easy can
I irritate you today? Well, you just know how to
get under my skins because you're easy.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
It's easy. Phone notifications are ruining your life. Here's what's up.
It's ninety five to nine Kiss FM reading Dye in
the afternoon. Because I if I get like a lot
at once, it totally it's like messes my brain understand
that for sure, especially when I'm doing something like if
I'm on the air and it happens like you'll see
it in my face. Just yeah, you're visibly annoyed. Yeah,
So what exactly happens to your brain when you are
(13:38):
bombarded with notifications? According to a new study, I just
got he's me. I hate it so much. It was awesome.
You look at your you are so upset, you've lost
your According to a new study, it's not great. What
happens to your brain as you are they're literally witnessing
(14:01):
right now in live action. These scientists. They took a
bunch of college kids and did a stroop test.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
You know what a stroop test is.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
So a stroop test is where like you see, for example,
the word blue, but it's in red text and you
have to read the word Okay, you know, it gets
really hard to do. It makes your brain do weird things.
So they gave the students this test. Then they did
it with sending them notifications on their phones. Okay, but
they weren't able to answer the notifications. But what happened
(14:32):
was some students were told that those notifications were on
their phone, so they were for them, And then the
other half of the students they told were for like
a lab phone, so not their phone. Oh sure. So
what they found out was when you get bombarded with notifications,
your brain literally slows down, even for both sets. But
(14:54):
if for the students that was told it was their phone,
massively slowed down even more. Really, even if you ignore
your notifications, your brain is like what if it's a meme,
what if it's a group chat, what if it's door
dashed saying my food order legitomo? I guess yeah, yeah,
(15:14):
I gotta like you want to know, Like what's that
movie phone booth where it's like a ringing phone must
be answered? Like you feel like you have to do
it right right? So vindicated yet again, Eddie. You say
I'm crazy, but I'm always right, are you though? Yeah? Yeah,
so phone notifications will ruin your life. Thank you forever
texted me earlier and someone just did again, and just
(15:38):
that's you. I hate you so much. Kiss FM. It's
Read and Eddie in the afternoon. And you wouldn't really
know this by meeting Eddie or talking with Eddie, or
listening to Eddie or even looking down Eddie, you wouldn't
know this about him. But he's he suffers from about
(16:00):
of road rage every now and then.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
You know.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I one incident, listen, one incident where a guy I
said stuff to a guy because the guy was an
idiot driver.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's all right, you know. The first step in change
is admitting your faults. Okay, all right, so you do.
You get a little worked up on the road, and
I get it because I get the same thing with
grocery carts. I get a little mad sometimes, you know,
because people can be stupid. But Eddie just about I
don't know, a year and a half ago, two years ago,
got into an altercation on the road where well, it
(16:31):
always gets bigger and bigger when you tell this. Literally,
he almost killed a guy on purpose. I told him
he had a small wiener and it got out of control.
I did, say, see what I mean. So Eddie's got
road rage. But here's the good news, Eddie. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
there might be a little relief coming your way. Yeah,
because the Chinese company is trying to solve the road
(16:54):
rage issue, and we're gonna talk all about it next.
But I think this is awesome. So I think I
invented this years ago, which isn't surprising because we invent everything.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I mean, just like OU invented door dash.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Right right right, all right, So road rage could be
a thing of the past, which could save Eddy years
of jail time. I'll tell you what this Chinese company's
incident that we know. I tell you next. Sometimes I
just sit here and I'm thankful that you're alive. Thanks,
but didn't get locked up in jail or murdered somebody
(17:29):
during about of your road I never would do that.
It's ninety five nine kiss FM. Eddie suffers from road rage,
but there could be help coming soon thanks to a
Chinese company. I's hoping to solve road rage, which could
help Eddie out a ton. All right, what do they got?
So this is the thing I also think I invented
years ago. I did. It was an idea, right, Okay.
(17:49):
So there's this Chinese company. It's chrying to solve road
rage by giving drivers the ability to project emojis onto
their wind shield. I do like that. So I do
like this idea. Let's say somebody cuts you off, you
can display an emoji on your windshield for them to
see in their mirror. I like it. I like, I
(18:12):
think it's kind of cool. But I had this idea before.
I'm like, why can't we have Like, like the problem
is this? You didn't train market, did you? No? I
don't think I even told anyone because I'm like, this
is kind of stupid, Like, who's gonna take this idea
and run with it? Well, this Chinese company's gonna make
a billion dollars out of it. Does anyone else think
this isn't gonna work and it might be bad? I
think it's gonna work. I think people are gonna want this.
(18:33):
I'm thinking like, if you can display emojis on your
windshield to show a person how you're feeling, it can
get dangerous. We could get the middle finger emojis, we
could get like the eggplant emojis yep, you could get
the knife emojis yep, and then how long until someone
hacks it? And it's basically like if you.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
How awesome would that be?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
You're like, I'm following you.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I mean not awesome that you're being act, but also
that you could customize it like that.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I mean, my invention would have allowed for customization.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
See, your invention isn't wait for that is better?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
For sure? Your mother's a hoe. Well, I mean that's
a little too far. Why do you have road rage?
So I wouldn't know, you would know, you'd be the
accert you'd be the consultant for this firm.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Hey, because he does make big money.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I'm in Yeah. So if you saw I'm a road
rage maybe by this device this Chinese company is selling
where it'll show an emoji on your windshield.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Maybe you're just happy, just a smiley face the whole
time you're driving.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I like it. I like it.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah, you're hungry.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
You put up like a like a like a Hamburger emoji, Yeah,
or something monk if you're horny for your.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Go to, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Not?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
If I'm nine Kiss FM reading DDI in the afternoon
are iPhone users dumb? Nope? Well, you're an iPhone user,
so you might be a little biased. No, I would
never be biased. Uh So reading DDE in the afternoon's
kiss FM our iPhone users dumb because the new study
was done, Eddie, Why do you think I'm insinuating that.
(20:07):
I'm not insinuating, but what the story might be insinuating
is that iPhone users are dumb.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Why do you think you're saying it in a tone
insinuating that I am?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Because I have an iPhone. I know what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well, you can imply what you want to imply. But yeah,
our iPhone users dumb. Just to be clear, Eddie is
an iPhone user. And I'll tell you what this new
study said comparing iPhone users to Android users. Next, Eddie
is an iPhone user. Our iPhone users maybe maybe not dumb,
but dumb error than Android users. A new study and
(20:39):
it's science, So you can't argue it. We'll talk about
it next. Well, I can argue it. You can't. Our
iPhone users dumb. No, it's not the five nine Kiss
FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. I'm not dumb. Eddie's
an iPhone user. I've got an Android. I got a
Galaxy and I love it.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
And but you are thinking about moving to the iPhone plow.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, I'm looking at dumb down a little bit.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
So.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
According according to a new study, Apparently iPhone users are
a little bit dumber than Android are they?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
What are they using us dats for this?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Or like, what do you think it could be? I
don't know. Okay, So, according to this new study, iPhone
users are twenty percent more likely to fall for scams
than Android users. I wouldn't say that's dumb, it's a
little dumber. It seems many people believe Apple's built in
security makes them invincible, so they skip anti virus apps
(21:36):
and I'm more likely to click on sketchy links without
a second thought.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Hmmm, that's just people being idiots.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
So, like I said, dumb, I.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Don't click on links. You need to Okay, speaking of dumb.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Okay, who clickop sticks on links and gets in trouble read?
I knew that was coming, but at least I did
do it on my phone. I did click the link
on my phone. Say you did it on your phone?
I didn't work email? Yeah, so who's the dumb one? Now? Listen?
According to a new study, Like, don't, I'm not making
this up. I'm not calling you dumb just because you
(22:09):
have an iPhone. You just happen to be a little
bit dumber with an iPhone? Does that make sense. No
iPhone users twenty percent more likely to fall for scams
than Android users except for me, Except for you, because
I fell for one last week nine Kiss FM, it's
read and Eddie in the afternoon's hold on your ding dong,
(22:31):
Eddie your ding dong. Actually, don't hold on your ding
dong at all. Don't even touch your ding dong playing
on you. In fact, get rid of your ding dong.
I don't know about that. Some ding dongs are apparently
being recalled. What are you talking about hostess ding dongs?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, throw them away.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I haven't had one a long time. Are I still
delicious a ding dong? The hostess d knocks?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Uh, I don't know if I've ever had one, Really,
I don't know have one tomorrow? Ding dongs? Go get
ding dong?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
All right?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
So if you have hostess ding dongs, you might want
to throw them away and I'll tell you why or
how or what next. But you go run to your cupboard,
grab your ding dongs, and in two songs, I'll tell
you if you need to throw them away or you
can hold on your ding dong.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Somebody right now is about to take a bite. Now
they got to wait.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Two songs. Yeah, don't bite in that ding dong just yet.
Hold on two songs. I'll tell you why you might
have to throw away your ding dong. Ding Dongs ninety
five nine Kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon. Have
you checked your ding dong.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Eddie, I'm very confused by ding dong. I don't have
any ding dongs to look.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
At, Eddie. You don't have a ding okay, Hostess, ding dongs.
If you got him in your cupboard, hopefully you grabbed them.
If not, go grab them right now because you might
have to throw them away because they could be moldy.
If I'm gonna throw them away, I want my money back.
I don't do what you do, and I'm moldy. I don't
know how, No, I don't. I don't know. So it's
not a recall. You might have moldy ding dongs. Here's
(23:59):
the thing, Hostess is now saying that if you have these,
which I'm about to tell you, Hostess ding dongs, take
a look at the dates and you might have to
throw them away. All right, So the only affected ding
dongs will have best if used by dates ranging from
August thirtieth to September third, twenty twenty five. So if
your ding dongs are in that range, towsome also check
(24:22):
what kind they are, because if you got a chocolate
ding Dong single serve, chocolate ding Dong or chocolate ding
Dong family pack and it's in those dates, throw them
away because you might have moldy ding dong.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Oh, well then they just send me. I'm not going
to throw them away. I want I want ding dongs
to replace.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
The ding dogs. I don't know what to tell you, Eddie,
Like they can't just say, oh, you bought this your sol.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
They gotta be doing There's got to be like a
return policy of some sort.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
There could be I don't know. Go to hostess dot
com and I feel like they owe us dan dogs.
If I'm throwing ding dongs.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Away, well yeah, I mean I just throw ding dongs
will and nilly Yo.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
You can't just willy nilly throw around ding dongs. But
you also got to be really care full around ding dongs.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, I mean, you don't want to show them in
your mouth if they're gonna expire. Ling dongs, Yeah, you
don't want to do that. You want to return them
and get better ding dongs.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, keep your mouth away from ding dongs. If they
were best if used by August thirtie through September third.
You don't want those. Those are bad ding dongs.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, we're at that line of saying ding dogs that
we shouldn't cross anymore.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So how many times have we said ding dong? We've
said it quite a bit.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I'm sure hr is gonna call us at one.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Point today ding dong. It's a word. It's a proper noun.
Wait is it proper?
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Now?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
It's noun ding dong.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Yes, you gotta capitalize it. Yes, it's all about grammar anyways. Yeah,
check your ding dongs. They might be moldy not I
five nine kids have them. It's reading Eddie in the
afternoon on National Banana Lover's Day, I got.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Beef with the banana. Maybe not the banana itself. People
that made us believe.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Certain things about bananas rewind. Let's just say you got
beef with bananas.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
No, no, no, with how the banana was portrayed. Back of
the day, beef, how is it portrayed? So how many
times in your childhood would you be watching cartoons and
say there's a monkey in his cartoon and the monkey's hungry.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
He needs a banana.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
So what does a monkey do bana climb the tree
to get a banana?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
What's the problem with that? Reading monkeys have climbed trees
to get bananas, and cartoons they do. You see them
picking them off. They grow on bunches. Everyone knows that
I'm sane.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
There aren't plants, not trees wier than cartoons showing nikes.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I'm almost this is your own, Mandela.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
This is not a Mendel effect.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I guarantee you. People have seen something.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
On TV where monkeys are climbing trees to get bananas,
and that's not even a true thing that happens.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
So bitter about it. I don't think that's true. Curious. Ironically,
I almost slipped and fell on a banana today. What
is it, Mario Kart? Thank goodness, I was wearing my
slip not shirt.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Oh, get out of here, Get out of here.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
No, but for real, did you hear about the banana
that got turned into bread? No, it was a loaf
changing experience. Stop stop stop, I know fine, I thought
that was funny, though, don't do another one. Don't do it.
I'm not gonna what a joke. I'm not gonna do
a joke, okay, but the doctor said I needed to
eat more bananas because my potassium is low. I said, okay, okay,
(27:19):
that one. I'll give it to you. That one was good,
all right, all right? What's the plantain's favorite superhero? What
bunanana Batman? You for real, though, what do you call
banana that eats other bananas?
Speaker 4 (27:36):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Canana? Canana? Banana bull? That's ridiculous. Ninety five nine Kiss FM.
It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. And I have a
new favorite thing. You do I want to share it
with you? Is it me? No? Uh? But you're up there? Yeah,
I like you you. Uh No. I got a new
favorite thing and I found it on YouTube and I'm
gonna share it with you because I want to share
(27:59):
my happiness. And I hope you think it's as good
as I think.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
So there's this YouTuber who goes to well, he went
to the Atlanta Falcons training camp and was doing interviews
like sure, like he's panting to be a reporter and
he's not really a reporter, but he acts the part
and then he starts mumbling to these people's he's really
good at it. So What he does is he'll go
up and he'll get a rapport with him. You know,
(28:23):
they'll chit chat. He'll ask some honest questions, but then
he'll start mumbling questions, but it sounds like he's actually talking,
but you can't understand him. So he's like gas lighting
them into thinking like they're crazy or deaf or they're
having a stroke. And you have to hear it because
he's so good at mumbling. So here's one of my
new favorite things. This dude mumbles and while he's interviewing
(28:47):
athletes and just give it a listen. It's so good.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Was there any point during training camp that especially like
people like col too for it?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (28:56):
What just like all like sech guts like all like comports.
It's like at the training camp what.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Like are you kidding me? Like listen, there's another one soon.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
His training camp is booted up. How is there any
point like all the people extra just like it like
with the tights here, like is that like like does
I counterun through your head? So what like I'll like
especially the coup four like has that like cup four
likely something like think about not really?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
No really? So he's so he's good at it. Not
just because he can mumble, but because he can keep
up with like the inflection. Yeah, and it sounds like
he's like, oh, he's really talking about something like this
and he's animated about it. That's awesome. Here's a couple
more this dude. Uh, he interviews athletes and he mumbles
and confuses the hell out of him. I honestly feel
like I was having a stroke. I know it's fake,
(29:38):
and I feel like I'm having a stroke.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
So starting twenty twenty five season, is there like Cup four,
like especially four like night and Reck nice man.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I don't understand what to hear you saying, be honest,
be honest. I love that guy one more so.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Gearing up for twenty twenty five, is there any point
especially like oh like four, like like with the Tights here,
is that like all coupleur like South like something you
would see?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Yeah, I think you know when you get another team
to come in here, Uh, that's exciting. Wow. So some
of them they just answer and they have no idea
what they're at all.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
But I'm so happy you share that with me. That
is fantastic. In your best mumble, I can't.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Mumble bee assesssins did it work Sound ninety five nine kids,
Fmoryd and Eddie in the afternoon on International Lottery Day.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
I'm still kind of upset here, dude, about the lottery.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Because you haven't won.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I don't know if I wont that's the rub.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
That's the rub. How do you not? You either? It's
like being pregnant. You either are you're not? So I
never buy lottery tickets.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
So when I do a Friday, I bought a lottery ticket.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I spent six bucks.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
I'm like, here it is, this.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Is my time to shine big spender, right So I
put it the ticket on the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I didn't tell my wife.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Look, this is our future right here. This is gonna
be our money.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
You just watch yesterday I walk by the refrigerator because
I forgot to check the numbers, and.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
You know, sometimes you don't hit the jack, Poppa, there's.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Still there's some prize money still in there. Right, Hey, hon,
where's a lottery ticket. She's like, what do you mean
the one that was right here on the fridge, the winner.
I'm being positive.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
She's like, oh, I threw it away.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
What if you threw away a couple hundred bucks or
a couple thousand bucks a couple million.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
No, there's no winner. The jackpot's like an.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Eight hundred and fifty million or someone right now. So
I know it's like a big winner, but it could
have been a winner.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
She's like, oh, well, you didn't check it.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
How do you know I didn't check it. Well, we're
still there. Doesn't mean I didn't check it. I didn't
check it. She's right, but still she threw it with
my lottery ticket. You know, here's what I and I
wasn't gonna go back to.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
The trash because that plays in the trash in the garage.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Here's what you do. You tell her you remember the numbers,
and you went back and checked and that was a
two hundred thousand dollars winner. Oh can imagine? And then
she will be putty in your hands? Do you think?
So she ruined your future man throwing away a ticket
that probably wasn't a winner. But she doesn't have to
(32:02):
know that.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Oh, but you're talking about it on the air now,
and people who are her friends are listening. They'll tell
her that you said that. So I can't do that
now you ruined it, but well both Now I just
got to deal with the pact of going honey, that's okay,
we didn't win anyway.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
And safe it. Don't do it, don't be the bigger man,
Eddie
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The Herd with Colin Cowherd is a thought-provoking, opinionated, and topic-driven journey through the top sports stories of the day.