August 20, 2025 • 32 mins
Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from August 19. Reed’s only two days back from vacation and already got phished by an email about “dress code changes,” which is not helping his anti-email agenda. The guys debate what they’re too old for, break down new Gen Z dictionary entries, and explore a life hack that might actually work. Plus they revisit the Dream Theatre, a drunk ex destroys a car, and Reed drops a shower thought that might ruin fines forever.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
FM reading Addie in the afternoon, day two back from vacation,
and I already stepped in it, helping. I fell for it.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
What did you fall for? Did you click out an
email you're supposed to click on? Yeah? Did you get
in trouble from the company too?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
They say, oh, yeah, so you're the reason we gotta
do these next suck.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Wait do you get an email?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Okay, so it was early this morning. Here's the deal.
I I fell for the phishing scam, which is what
the IT department sends us, hoping we don't click a
link because it might be suspicious obvious.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
How'd you do this?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hear me out, bro, hear me out. I'm on my
way to work today and I get a thing on
my phone. I get like the subject line of my
emails on my phone and I'm it's aid dress code change.
And I'm like, just great, because we already we used
to have a pretty weird dress code situation at work,
like weren't allowed, like cut off jean shorts weren't allow.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We tracked that like the next day right away when
they realize we can wear hats and.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That was what it was before me and you got here. Yeah, yeah,
so we kind of were like this is stupid, Like
cut off geen shorts weren't allowed. I don't think they
changed that. I just started wearing them.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
H's your personality. It makes sense.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But like beer shirts weren't allowed. We have a weird
dress code here, right. So when I see this email
coming on my watch, I'm like, oh, I'm already ticked off.
I can't wait to get to work and read this.
So I'm going to stop light and I'm like i
can't wait anymore, Like I'm this fired enough. And the
email's a little bit like smaller on my phone, right,
(01:40):
So I just click the link and I'm like, what
the hell, it's not clicking. So I click it again
and it's like, oops, the page you were trying to
access wasn't there. And I'm like oh no, oh no.
And then I go back and it's like you have
failed to test and I'm like no, so I got
busted for clicking the fake fishing steam.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Because of that, we're all gonna to take the security
training again.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah. So like ten minutes later, I get another email
that's like you've been enruled in special security training.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And I'm like, damn it it's your fault. It's your fault.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
What you know what?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Don't check your eight thousand emails you have this, you
know what?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Moving forward, you're gonna be worse for you. Every email
is an extra meeting for you. Oh you gotta sit
in meetings now, that's gonna just make me not open
emails even more.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You got scitygality information.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You wanted me to answer my emails and I do
and I clicked the wrong link and now we all
got to go through special security train.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Grown man, figure it out. Let your life out.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I'm just back from vacation.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Now I gotta waste my time and take this test
that I've never failed before because I know what I'm
doing because of you.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I can't believe I felt for it. Nine kiss FM.
It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. What are you just
too damn old for? Like? What makes you go I'm
too damn old for that. I think about it. I
gotta think about it nine two eight one zero ninety
five to nine. A lot of things. But we mentioned
you in our meeting earlier today because you're you're like
(03:08):
one hundred percent to get off my long guy, which
meeting the meeting you missed.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You talked about me and the meeting briefly. That's not cool.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I mean we weren't like, you know, celebrating you or anything.
We just said you're the get off my lawn old guy.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Why am I that guy?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I don't know, because you are.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But I don't know if I like this. Characters are
characterization of me.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Shouldn't have missed the meeting? What are you just too
damn old for uh? Crowds?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, that's a fact. That's a that's a fact.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
To be fair though, even when I was young, I
didn't like crowds. Like I like being around people, but
I don't like festival crowds.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I don't mind festival crowds or baseball games. You like
crowds like this point, But the problem is people get dumb.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm not even It's not even the dumb people for me.
It's like, not even the games, it's festivals. Because I
know bathrooms are going to be a hassle. I know
drink line and food lines are going to be long. Yeah,
I know people are gonna be bumping into me. And
not because I'm old. I've been young and I hated
that too, So crowds. I'm too old for crowds. Good knees.
(04:17):
My knees aren't bad.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Not.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
My back is a little.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Do your knees crack every once in a wh when
you're sitting down and you get up and you go
crack crack.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Let me hold on. No, they didn't, no crack, but
sometimes they but rarely you need any chance. Went, I'm
not yet your place right now? So painful? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
What are you just too.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Damn old for staying out late?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah? No, I just don't want to do it like
I would.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
It depends I want to come home at nine and
then stay up late on my couch.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It depends what's happening for me. Like I don't go
out and close down the bars often sometimes I do.
I did the other day. But you're on vacation for vacation.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Look at you. I know, man, man, I'm up at forty.
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
You can hang with the best of them, and you, bro.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I got some life left you, dug.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I'm forty, not eighty.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh wait till your forty one?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The cocky look on your face? What are you just
too damn old for nine to two eight one zero ninety
five nine?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Hit us up?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
What are you too damn old for? What makes you
say I'm too damn old for that nine good movie?
Because I've I'm reading Eddie in the afternoon nine to
two eight one zero ninety five nine. What are you
too damn old for always wanting the newest iPhone?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
No? I always want the new one.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I gotta get a new one. This one's probably like
four years old.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You're finally gonna go to an iPhone.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Five years old? I thinking about it?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, But also, dude, because I.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Got a Galaxy now, which I like, and my I
have a Galaxy Watch, so it makes me want to
stick in the Galaxy shamily. But they got that new
Galaxy that folds out to a tablet.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You want that? Huh?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I don't, dude, I don't know, but I'm not that
the new phones don't interest me.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, every time I see you for when I want it?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
And what are you too damn old for? Helping friends move?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I've been old. I've been too old fast When I
was fifteen, man.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I moved a lot, though, so I need to see
you hit it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
At one point, you hit Adris. You just don't ask
friends and just hire people.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I know, but it's so expensive and then I get
to the point where it's like I'd rather have that
money and just suck it up and do the hard work.
But every time I do the hard work, it sucks.
It does, it really sucks, and that it's so stressful
and everything makes you mad. Everything's an inconvenience.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Like right now, Laura from apl she's moving. She I mean,
I did the nice thing an offer. I'm like, yo,
Luckily she said no, I hired people.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That's funny because I was talking to her about moving
the other day and not once that I even think
about offering that.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I did the right thing. I'm like, you know what,
she's still near to the area.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Maybe she could use an extra set of hands, but
in my back and while I please tell me I
hire someone.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
And sure enough she hired somebody, so I got saved.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
What else? Are you too old for arguing with people online? Yeah,
it's just not worth it.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Why why even start a pick?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Like those Facebook arguments that you see in comments?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What are we doing? But it's like most of them
are probably a little politically charged in one way or another.
And it seems to me, or at least anytime I
see someone like I might want to engage with. I don't,
but it's always someone like I could give two craps about,
Like why do I care about this person's opinion?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Who are who? Even?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So politics or sports?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I will say I love reading people argue online.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Just like that Michael Jackson went the popcorn. Yeah, I
just sit there.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I just sit there, and I'm I'm now inserting myself
into these people's lives and they don't even know that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
What are you too old for? One more? Here?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Uh? This is so you? And you just said it
being anywhere other than my house past like seven pm.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, Like, if I want to stay up late, I'm
gonna do it on my terms of my own.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
See, this is why I said you are the get
off my long eye in their meeting today.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
But now I need to know the context.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
You're old, that's it, Like there was a generational context.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
In a media and me that's just not cool.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I've got a life hack that'll change your life. Yeah,
and it'll happen just like that, and anyone can do it,
according to experts. If you have no idea what just happened,
Eddie is Oh that was a good one. Good one,
some're snapping fingers over here. So like learning a new
skill or something. If you've always wanted to be better
at something and it's it's kind of hard. Experts say,
(08:29):
there's one thing you can do and everyone can do it,
and it's free and it's easy. It's all mental, according
to experts. To be better at anything, right, experts say,
just pretend you're somebody else doing it, like what And
I'm like, I'm like, oh my god, Like I've done this,
I've done this before.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It one. I want to go to the park, I.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Want to play a pickup game of basketball. Pretend on
Michael Jordan's well, I'm still gonna suck.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's not quite like that. Like here's an example they gave.
You're in a conversation that's awkward and you don't know
what to say or whatever. You just pretend that you
are a charismatic person. Just pretend you are a charming conversationalist,
and then it just works.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
That's gonna go south for so many people's gonna walk
it over, confident and not know what to do.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Experts say, we are mimicky creatures. Like before we could talk,
we learned by watching. So if you think of someone
who's good at that thing and ask yourself, how would
they do this? You'll instantly be better at it because
you're you're mimicking someone your interpretation of someone else doing it,
instead of you trying to do it on your own.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Right. So there's some Oh those a good snap. I
guess there's some truth to that.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I think I can't remember a specific example, but I
know I've tried this before. Not knowing this, I'm just
like thinking, like I've seen this person do it this way,
let me just try to do it that way.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, they're like, for for instance, we interview people for
like great exams, like artists or whatever the case may be.
I do always think of myself, how would this person? Yeah,
like Howard Stern is one of the best interviewers out there.
Howard starting to talk to these.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
People, Yeah, exactly why I get to keep your pace
and your and you're going straight too much? Yeah, So
there you go. That is the ultimate life hack if
you want to be better at anything except basketball. Believe
it or not, Eddie was most improved in fifth.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Grade fifth grade most improved player.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Which means he was the worst of the year before.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
But anyway, improved. I improved my game. Dad became the
sixth Man of the Year in sixth.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Grade, which means you ride the bench anyways, first, sky
off the bench.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
No dependable, all dependable over here. Sure you need to
stop someone putting.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I heard anyone brag about not being a starter before.
But you want to be better at anything, all you
gotta do is pretend you're somebody else doing.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
It to play point guard, shooting guards, all forward. I
was like I was versatile.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon and the
Cambridge Dictionary. You see this added new words?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Did you see it?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I saw the words.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Okay, Okay, I'm so annoyed. Every year it gets worse.
So there's new words added to the dictionary. And we're
going to see if Eddie knows his words.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Now, I know you said you saw it, but did
you really read it. I'm guessing probably not.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Okay, I just saw the words.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, okay, good. So we're gonna see if you know
what the words mean.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
And I think it's.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah. I think this is important for you because you
are hosting a foreign exchange student. So if a foreign
exchange student from Italy comes over here, it was like,
what does she call you?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Just Eddie?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, okay, she's like Eddie, what in the world is
skibbitty mean? Like you're gonna have to answer these questions
for so Cambridge added the word skibbitty s so ridiculous
to the dictionary. So I need you, like, pretend I
am your sixteen year old Italian foreign exchange student and
I say, Eddie, what does skibvity mean? Please tell me?
(12:01):
I'm Itallian baby bobbity.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Okay, first of all, that's inappropriate, I feel like, secondly, skimbity,
I don't know what it means. I don't I just
know it'd be some weird video that just took off
on YouTube. The kids started saying it for everything.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
So this is just one of those words like it
give mean anything?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
It makes me mad because yeah, they define it as
a word that can have different meanings such as cool
or bad, or can be used with no real meaning
as a joke.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
So like, what is can you say skimmy? Anythink it's funny?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah? Like the example it gave is like, what the
skibbity are you doing? Eddie? Or that wasn't very skimby Riz.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Of youlous like it's I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's kind of it's kind of like the F word,
Get off my lawn. You can like put the F
word into like anything.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Well, skibbity you too. See it doesn't sound right, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It doesn't have the no. The F word definitely has
like a like a punch tabu and a riz to.
It's got a skimmy RaSE to you know.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
So skivity was added to the Cambridge Dictionary. And there's
a bunch more and we're gonna see if Eddie knows
what they mean, or can try to guess what they mean, right,
because he's got his foreign exchange student sixteen year old,
so she's gonna be curious about slaying in America. And
we're gonna help Eddie out or just see if he
knows them. Next new words added to the dictionary hold
(13:22):
on to your onner pants? What does that even mean?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Bro? Just hold on?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Cambridge Dictionary added a bunch of new words and terms
like skivity ridiculous to the dictionary. As we just learned,
skivvity has no real meaning. It can mean cool, it
could mean bad, it could mean literally not.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You could use it, however, you want to use it.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, So these are new words added to the dictionary,
and we're gonna see if Eddie can make an educated
guess to what they mean. Or maybe he knows what
they mean because he does have a sixteen year old
for an exchange student, and she might need to ask
you these questions and you're gonna need to provide the answer. Sure,
so this next one probably pretty easy, but uh, Cambridge
(14:02):
Dictionary added the word delulu to the dictionary.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It's easy when everyone should know that just by hearing Delulu.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Delusional, Yeah, delusional like you are.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Every day here a little Delulu.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Come on now, I just got like a childlike wonder
about is that what is called? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
All right, all right?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
What does trad wife mean?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Trad wife?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I do know this one?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
How do you mean?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I do know this one? That is somebody?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
It's it's a wife who's like I stay at home mom,
like just back in the fifties.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I think they said that in a what show I'll
Bravo show below Deck. I think they used it once
today and then they explained what it was there.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I'm so behind on below Deck.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Oh, such a good show.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Uh, Cambridge Dictionary added words and phrases to the dictionary.
What does d yo R mean?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
D y o R? First of all, it's not even
a word.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
It's an anagram. It's uh, it's ever.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
That's ridiculous. Anagrams are words to be in the dictionary.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Do yourself d u y o R do yourself or
remove yourself.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
You're kind of close. D y o R means do
your own research?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Right, all right?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
What I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Because that that's not a word. How could you send.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Word to the dictionary a clump of words?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Ridiculous?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
What does shell oberrating means? Who? Shell oberrating?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
So not celebrating with shelebrating shell oberrating.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't know if I'm even saying it. Respell it
s H E L A B O R A T
I n G shell liberate origin. Please, I got nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I have no clue.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
It says explaining something in a much more detailed way
than necessary, often making the explanation more confusing. I feel
like I do this a lot. How about you just give
me more details? Give more details? That would be shellbert
You know, I don't get it as a elaborating like
elaborating lame. Uh what does chrono working mean? New words
(16:10):
added to the dictionary is chrono working sold that thought?
We gotta we gotta play a couple of songs chrono
working more newly added dictionary words. Next Cambridge Dictionary added
new words and phrases and apparently anagrams. This is a
dictionary like d y o R short for do your
own research. Name skibbety which means any. It could literally
(16:30):
mean it iver you want to be such a stupid word.
So we left off on chrono working.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I have no clue.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Man, they can educate a guess.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Chrono I want to for like chronological something in order
and then that's all. I got something something to do
with the numbers.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Chrono working means adapting your work schedule to when you
feel most awake and energetic. That's like my dream, like
wake up when I wake up and then work and
then go to bed when I like what, maybe I'm
just like super active at two am, and maybe I
want to work there.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
And then, but but then get yourself a job at
for two am.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
But I don't always want to work at two am.
I want to work on my watch. You know what
I'm saying, you know, you're you're you're better off winning
the lottery. I know that. Just play the lottery more often.
What does nanoship mean? These are.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
You can't see that on the radio?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Nano ship, nano very tiny boat. I mean, logistically, fanatically,
that would be it, but that's not it. Nano ship
is a very short romantic interaction with someone with no
expectations that will lead to a real relationship. Okay, So
(17:46):
like a hookah, a one night stand hooka, do we
have any more here than kid's making these words up? Dude,
we made up stuff too, did we? Though?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
We like what psych?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Like?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Rad Again, that's cool? It still is cool cool. Yeah,
I love dope. I do love dope.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Ahead like we didn't have wars that actually mean something.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I still say sick often often, Yeah, yeah, sick.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What does meta face mean?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
It's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Something about like being meta, Like that's so meta, being
yourself face?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No, think of meta when you when you hear meta?
What do you think of Facebook?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Meta face? Going with that?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Is it something with Facebook? Is it your your image
on Facebook?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Sort of meta faces when photos are enhanced with filters
and make everyone look similarly flawless or unrealistically beautiful. Yeah, uh, ridiculous,
real quick. Burnt toast theory.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I don't know you have a are you? Don't you
smell burn toast? You're having a stroke.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I smell burn toast. Now, actually you're having a stroke.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
You're having a stroke.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Burnt toast theory the idea of a minor inconvenience like
burning your toast in the morning, might actually be preventing
something worse from happening later in the day. That's kind
of creepy that. But you stub your toe now. But
if you wouldn't have stubbed your toe and paused your direction,
you would got hit by a bus. That's crazy, right,
It's like butterfly fact or final destination or final destination.
(19:13):
But that's get me. It's onto you now.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Oh no, it could happen to you.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
This girl went full carry underwood and destroyed her eggs
boyfriend's car.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
She destroyed.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's so bad it had to be totaled out. That's
a lot of damage, my dumb criminal of the day.
You really do gotta be careful who you did. Some
girls are cute, fun, wild, and will completely ruin your life.
Some girls are just built like that. Like this gem
here thirty one year old Kentucky girl, Stephanie carl Quist.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
She's from Kentucky's side number want you a bit Crank Crank.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
She's facing charges for literally destroying her ex boyfriend's car.
We don't know the full story, but apparently last month
the couple got into a fight and she ended up
slashing one of his tires. Had a break up, small potatoes,
but weeks later was fight number two, the Big Kahuna,
where she smashed his windshield, destroyed his radio, put glitter
(20:17):
in his vent, and then poured salt in his engine
and the damages were so bad the mechanic had the
total at all get out. Yeah, the girl confessed and
said she did it because she was stressed and pregnant.
No word on if the baby is his, but if
it is, God helped that poor man.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
That is insane.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I mean, that's a lot of vibe like vengeful hates
to do something like that.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Right, And I have dated women who would fly off
the handle like that in bouts of rage and do
crazy things. I'm not calling him crazy, but they had
their moments. What did you do to cause these things?
I don't know why isn't always me that has to do?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Feel like there's always a what's the word I'm looking for,
There's always a reason, a catalyst.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
To someone going to go crazy.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Well, it wasn't me, that's I don't know, But it happened.
All I'm saying is it happens.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I mean read did you click on that picture? I
just clicked on the picture of the mug shot?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, I saw it.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I mean, I mean, I mean sometimes you're tempted to.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Do crazy because crazy I mean, I mean, I get
it now.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
But also, I mean she is the type of girlfriend
you one hundred percent want when you're out to eat
and they mess up your order and you have like
order anxiety like me and you and you don't want
to say anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Mean again I can see why people will fall for her.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Her eyes are up higher, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I mean, wow, wow. You know she's a cute looking girl.
She really is. Oh look, she's five feet you can
tell from her mugshots.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
It's always those you again, they will ruin your life women, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Men can't live out them and they can't pee standing up?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Women?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Am I right?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Am?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I right? You know nothing we can do about it.
We got and hope we don't die.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Are you saving that picture?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
No, they saw you right click ninety five nine Kiss FM.
It's reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
It's been a hot minute.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, it's been a minute. So I had another dream
last night. We're gonna do a little dream theater. All right,
I'm not necessarily looking for your help anymore, because you
started off good and then you.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Just got a wealth of knowledge.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Wait, fine, I will ask for your advice. But I
also went to chat GPT just in case, replacing me
with AI. That quote, well, just like a backup. So
dream theater. Last night, I was laying down and had
this dream. Then I couldn't go back to sleep for
a while. It was not I shook you, huh, just
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I couldn't get back to sleep out on it. So
I was at my apartment and dream in my dream,
well yes, and in real life yes, And and I
I saw some kids poking their head like through a
doggy door, which I don't even have sure, like some
teenagers like sixteen ish, you know, seventeen eighteen, I don't know.
And then they ended up like breaking in I don't
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know if they crawled through the doggy door or not,
and then they stole my Nintendo switch. Not cool, So
I ended up swinging. I'm like punching for their heads,
but I'm not hitting them right.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
And then they leave.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I get in my car and I'm like following them.
I'm like, I don't know if I'm chasing them, but
I'm following them. And then all the roads are flooded.
And then I end up somehow at one of those
high society, masked eyes, wide shut parties. Swear to God,
Swear to God. And then I woke up so dream theater.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I don't even know where to begin with it. What
was on the TV before you fell asleep?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I don't even know parks and records something.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
All right, So there's no correlation there, No, the switch
means stolen, could be just like you're playing too much.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I haven't been playing a lot. I didn't even take
it with me on vacation. Wow, yeah, I'm grown up.
So and then but the white shut party was interesting interesting. Yeah,
So I don't know. I'll let you think of something.
But I got AI on back up that kind of.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, I got nothing. We might need AI for this
one so dream theater.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I got robbed by some teenagers, went on a high
speed chase, the roads were flooded, and then I ended
up at a masked eyes, wide shut party. Dream theater.
We'll have it AI interpret hide Stream next because that
he gave up another night, another dream reading Eddie in
(24:45):
the afternoon, real quick to recap, I had a dream
where I got robbed by some teenagers. I started, I
tried to punch them, but I couldn't hit him for
some reason, and I followed them out. The roads were flooded,
and I ended up at a masked eyes, wide shut
type of party.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
So bizarre, Yeah, so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, I don't know the last time I saw that movie,
but it's dream theater, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Do you have any thoughts.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
After thinking about it for a couple of.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Songs, there's there's definitely some insecurities here.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
There's always insecurities with you.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
You're feeling very what's the word, I can't say, vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Vult vulnerable, vulnerable, vulnerable this every dream I have you
say the exact.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Same because you think about it though you're in your
own home and yet they're still taking something from you.
So like, so you were robbed. Then I don't know,
but I'm guessing the I Y shut party is because
you're insecure and vulnerable. You're exploring things to break out
of that shell.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Okay, we'll see what AI has to say. It's dream
theater y I hope, AI says, the teenagers robbing you,
that's just your brain remind you how annoying little distractions
keep stealing your peace, swinging and missing classic life keeps
(26:08):
dodging me energy flooded roads. Your emotions are like surprise,
We're in charge now and winding up at a secret
mass party. That's your subconscious saying, dude, forget the stress,
let's make things weird. And it goes on to say, basically,
your dream is less about danger and more about your
(26:28):
inner self trying to drag you away from everyday chaos
into some bizarre, exciting adventure. In short, that dream is
your brain saying you're craving something secret, thrilling, and maybe
a little dangerous. Luck at huge, just make sure you
know what you're walking into. Dream theater Wowa, you have
more life, maybe some secret and thrilling and dangerous.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Oh man, I know you gotta be careful though. The
dangerous party. I feel like you're the first victim to.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
The dangerous yolo. You know, death already skipped me once
last year, so I think I'm good for until the
next cycle.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Are you, though, you really want to risk it? I
mean things got crazy on a half for Tom.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Cruise for Tom Cruise, Ey's white shut Oh yeah yeah,
I mean do you want that kind of did you
see that? Party? A lot of nakedness? Ninety nine KISSFM?
Reading Eddie in the afternoon, And it looks like Americans
aren't really drinking anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
That makes sense? What since pricely? Since COVID, Right, I.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Don't really know when it started, but a new Gallup
poll just said drinking in the US is down to
fifty four percent, the lowest since they began tracking it
nineteen thirty nine.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Are they are they? Is this drinking like social drinking
or so.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Like drink in general? Yeah, it's everything. So and it's
not because of the price. And I've got a couple
of reasons, they think because they don't know. Sure, So
there are a couple of reasons they think, and some
of them make sense. But we'll go over it next.
But apparently I feel like we're as Americans and Wisconsinights.
We're really good at drinking. Yeah, so why would we
(28:10):
stop being awesome at it? I don't know the one
thing we're really awesome aout right now? Yeah, I can
kill you and just really bad for you, but it's fun.
We'll talk about maybe the reasons why Americans are not
really drinking anymore. Lowest drinking rates since before they started
dragging it in nineteen thirty nine. We'll discuss next. As Americans,
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I feel like we're really good at drinking. Yeah, Like
we used to get crap all the time from like
European countries, but I swear, especially as Wisconsinights. I mean,
we still get crap, but we can. We could probably
drink them under the tape like I've seen beer Fest.
I know, but I don't think that's accurate.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I feel there's a halful of cushes that can now
drink us.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Who Germany, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Russia.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Russia, Yeah, Russia would be good.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Maybe Japan, Nah, they could d Japanese people they can drink.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I don't think so. So Americans apparently really aren't drinking anymore.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Buddy Wong was I'll drink all of us.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
No, absolutely, A new Calip Pole said, drinking in the
US is down to fifty four percent, the lowest since
they begin tracking at nineteen thirty nine. And it's not
because of the price, they say, But they really don't
know why. So some stats here say gen Z consumes,
which is gen z is what the college age kids
and the college graduate against. The youngest people you can
(29:32):
drink twenty five is twenty twenty something like that. Sure,
they consume less alcohol than any generation before them. Interesting
boomers have the most alcoholics checks out. But millennial women though,
these are my women, Eddie. They're keeping business alive. They
are drinking their wines and they are loving it. So
(29:52):
we really don't know why. One of the reasons some
people are saying is because duys are basically life changing.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Now I believe that they are so expensive.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
And it's on your record forever. It's yeah, they'll take
your car away. It's a big hassle, lose your job.
You could lose your job. It's just it's really it's
not as easy as like back in the day after
rate Sea insurance. But back in the day I heard
stories where cops would just pull you over, dump your
beer out, and let you go.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Of course, sometimes they just take the beer.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
I feel like back then, though, as a people, we
are more responsible.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I don't think now now we're worse.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Dude, they used to.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Not wear seatbelts, smoke with kids in the backseat, and
drive drunk all the time.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, somehow it was still safer to be around back then.
I don't think it was. I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
No, But they say people don't socially go out and
drink as much, which is true. Like back in the day,
like people would they get off work and go to
the bar and just sit there.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
A lot of closet drinkers out there.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Then a lot of people stay home. They got the
big TVs for the game. They don't really got to
go out. Everything you need is at home. Nobody really knows,
but remote work keeps people at home too, so they're
not already out and about. I don't know, but apparently
America aren't drinking anymore. And you know what I say
to that, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I think we should celebrate that, right.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I don't know. I actually don't know what I'm gonna
say about that, but I definitely I drink a lot
less than I used to.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I think I think so too. But you're also getting older.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah, so I think age plays.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
A big factor in that you don't go out, so
you don't social drink as much anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I don't know nine Kids FM. It's reading Eddie in
the afternoon. I had a shower thought today. Oh no,
this is a good one.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
All right.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Here it is if something is illegal, sure, and the
only penalty is a fine. That's how much it costs
to do that thing.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Sure about it? Right? Like there's no penalty other than
a fine. That's just how much it costs. Like littering,
not how much it costs to litter fifty dollars ticket.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah, but litter else is bad for the environment.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I know that thing is good for the environmental cost
you if you're maybe you're like a serial litterer, like
a serial lady. It's just your thing you like to litter.
That's how much it costs to litter. Like jaywalking, I
mean we all do it. Well if people.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Actually get in trouble for jaywalking? Yet is that? I
think it's like a police actually stop you for jaywalking.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I think in like big cities, really it is a problem,
and like think of like downtown metropolis areas. It is
a problem because you can't just like think about being
in New York City. You can't just cross wherever.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I have jwalk my whole life.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, I mean too, I don't really like loss, so
that like jay, I'm such a rebel. You get a
ticket for jaywalking. That's just how much it costs to jaywalk,
Like parking tickets. Sometimes it's cheaper to get a parking
ticket than it is to park in a parking lot.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
You're not wrong, you know you're not wrong. So that
shower thought of the day.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
If something is illegal and the only penalty is a fine,
that's how much it costs to do that thing.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Do you? Who am I to you
FM reading Addie in the afternoon, day two back from vacation,
and I already stepped in it, helping. I fell for it.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
What did you fall for? Did you click out an
email you're supposed to click on? Yeah? Did you get
in trouble from the company too?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
They say, oh, yeah, so you're the reason we gotta
do these next suck.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Wait do you get an email?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Okay, so it was early this morning. Here's the deal.
I I fell for the phishing scam, which is what
the IT department sends us, hoping we don't click a
link because it might be suspicious obvious.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
How'd you do this?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hear me out, bro, hear me out. I'm on my
way to work today and I get a thing on
my phone. I get like the subject line of my
emails on my phone and I'm it's aid dress code change.
And I'm like, just great, because we already we used
to have a pretty weird dress code situation at work,
like weren't allowed, like cut off jean shorts weren't allow.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
We tracked that like the next day right away when
they realize we can wear hats and.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That was what it was before me and you got here. Yeah, yeah,
so we kind of were like this is stupid, Like
cut off geen shorts weren't allowed. I don't think they
changed that. I just started wearing them.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
H's your personality. It makes sense.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But like beer shirts weren't allowed. We have a weird
dress code here, right. So when I see this email
coming on my watch, I'm like, oh, I'm already ticked off.
I can't wait to get to work and read this.
So I'm going to stop light and I'm like i
can't wait anymore, Like I'm this fired enough. And the
email's a little bit like smaller on my phone, right,
(01:40):
So I just click the link and I'm like, what
the hell, it's not clicking. So I click it again
and it's like, oops, the page you were trying to
access wasn't there. And I'm like oh no, oh no.
And then I go back and it's like you have
failed to test and I'm like no, so I got
busted for clicking the fake fishing steam.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Because of that, we're all gonna to take the security
training again.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah. So like ten minutes later, I get another email
that's like you've been enruled in special security training.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
And I'm like, damn it it's your fault. It's your fault.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
What you know what?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Don't check your eight thousand emails you have this, you
know what?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Moving forward, you're gonna be worse for you. Every email
is an extra meeting for you. Oh you gotta sit
in meetings now, that's gonna just make me not open
emails even more.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
You got scitygality information.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
You wanted me to answer my emails and I do
and I clicked the wrong link and now we all
got to go through special security train.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Grown man, figure it out. Let your life out.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I'm just back from vacation.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Now I gotta waste my time and take this test
that I've never failed before because I know what I'm
doing because of you.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I can't believe I felt for it. Nine kiss FM.
It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. What are you just
too damn old for? Like? What makes you go I'm
too damn old for that. I think about it. I
gotta think about it nine two eight one zero ninety
five to nine. A lot of things. But we mentioned
you in our meeting earlier today because you're you're like
(03:08):
one hundred percent to get off my long guy, which
meeting the meeting you missed.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You talked about me and the meeting briefly. That's not cool.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I mean we weren't like, you know, celebrating you or anything.
We just said you're the get off my lawn old guy.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Why am I that guy?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I don't know, because you are.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
But I don't know if I like this. Characters are
characterization of me.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Shouldn't have missed the meeting? What are you just too
damn old for uh? Crowds?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, that's a fact. That's a that's a fact.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
To be fair though, even when I was young, I
didn't like crowds. Like I like being around people, but
I don't like festival crowds.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I don't mind festival crowds or baseball games. You like
crowds like this point, But the problem is people get dumb.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm not even It's not even the dumb people for me.
It's like, not even the games, it's festivals. Because I
know bathrooms are going to be a hassle. I know
drink line and food lines are going to be long. Yeah,
I know people are gonna be bumping into me. And
not because I'm old. I've been young and I hated
that too, So crowds. I'm too old for crowds. Good knees.
(04:17):
My knees aren't bad.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Not.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
My back is a little.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Do your knees crack every once in a wh when
you're sitting down and you get up and you go
crack crack.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Let me hold on. No, they didn't, no crack, but
sometimes they but rarely you need any chance. Went, I'm
not yet your place right now? So painful? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
What are you just too.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Damn old for staying out late?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah? No, I just don't want to do it like
I would.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
It depends I want to come home at nine and
then stay up late on my couch.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It depends what's happening for me. Like I don't go
out and close down the bars often sometimes I do.
I did the other day. But you're on vacation for vacation.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Look at you. I know, man, man, I'm up at forty.
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
You can hang with the best of them, and you, bro.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I got some life left you, dug.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I'm forty, not eighty.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh wait till your forty one?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The cocky look on your face? What are you just
too damn old for nine to two eight one zero ninety
five nine?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Hit us up?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
What are you too damn old for? What makes you
say I'm too damn old for that nine good movie?
Because I've I'm reading Eddie in the afternoon nine to
two eight one zero ninety five nine. What are you
too damn old for always wanting the newest iPhone?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
No? I always want the new one.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I gotta get a new one. This one's probably like
four years old.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
You're finally gonna go to an iPhone.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Five years old? I thinking about it?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, But also, dude, because I.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Got a Galaxy now, which I like, and my I
have a Galaxy Watch, so it makes me want to
stick in the Galaxy shamily. But they got that new
Galaxy that folds out to a tablet.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You want that? Huh?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I don't, dude, I don't know, but I'm not that
the new phones don't interest me.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, every time I see you for when I want it?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
And what are you too damn old for? Helping friends move?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I've been old. I've been too old fast When I
was fifteen, man.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I moved a lot, though, so I need to see
you hit it.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
At one point, you hit Adris. You just don't ask
friends and just hire people.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I know, but it's so expensive and then I get
to the point where it's like I'd rather have that
money and just suck it up and do the hard work.
But every time I do the hard work, it sucks.
It does, it really sucks, and that it's so stressful
and everything makes you mad. Everything's an inconvenience.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Like right now, Laura from apl she's moving. She I mean,
I did the nice thing an offer. I'm like, yo,
Luckily she said no, I hired people.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
That's funny because I was talking to her about moving
the other day and not once that I even think
about offering that.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I did the right thing. I'm like, you know what,
she's still near to the area.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Maybe she could use an extra set of hands, but
in my back and while I please tell me I
hire someone.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
And sure enough she hired somebody, so I got saved.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
What else? Are you too old for arguing with people online? Yeah,
it's just not worth it.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Why why even start a pick?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Like those Facebook arguments that you see in comments?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What are we doing? But it's like most of them
are probably a little politically charged in one way or another.
And it seems to me, or at least anytime I
see someone like I might want to engage with. I don't,
but it's always someone like I could give two craps about,
Like why do I care about this person's opinion?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Who are who? Even?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So politics or sports?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I will say I love reading people argue online.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Just like that Michael Jackson went the popcorn. Yeah, I
just sit there.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
I just sit there, and I'm I'm now inserting myself
into these people's lives and they don't even know that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
What are you too old for? One more? Here?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Uh? This is so you? And you just said it
being anywhere other than my house past like seven pm.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, Like, if I want to stay up late, I'm
gonna do it on my terms of my own.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
See, this is why I said you are the get
off my long eye in their meeting today.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
But now I need to know the context.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
You're old, that's it, Like there was a generational context.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
In a media and me that's just not cool.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
I've got a life hack that'll change your life. Yeah,
and it'll happen just like that, and anyone can do it,
according to experts. If you have no idea what just happened,
Eddie is Oh that was a good one. Good one,
some're snapping fingers over here. So like learning a new
skill or something. If you've always wanted to be better
at something and it's it's kind of hard. Experts say,
(08:29):
there's one thing you can do and everyone can do it,
and it's free and it's easy. It's all mental, according
to experts. To be better at anything, right, experts say,
just pretend you're somebody else doing it, like what And
I'm like, I'm like, oh my god, Like I've done this,
I've done this before.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
It one. I want to go to the park, I.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Want to play a pickup game of basketball. Pretend on
Michael Jordan's well, I'm still gonna suck.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's not quite like that. Like here's an example they gave.
You're in a conversation that's awkward and you don't know
what to say or whatever. You just pretend that you
are a charismatic person. Just pretend you are a charming conversationalist,
and then it just works.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
That's gonna go south for so many people's gonna walk
it over, confident and not know what to do.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Experts say, we are mimicky creatures. Like before we could talk,
we learned by watching. So if you think of someone
who's good at that thing and ask yourself, how would
they do this? You'll instantly be better at it because
you're you're mimicking someone your interpretation of someone else doing it,
instead of you trying to do it on your own.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Right. So there's some Oh those a good snap. I
guess there's some truth to that.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I think I can't remember a specific example, but I
know I've tried this before. Not knowing this, I'm just
like thinking, like I've seen this person do it this way,
let me just try to do it that way.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, they're like, for for instance, we interview people for
like great exams, like artists or whatever the case may be.
I do always think of myself, how would this person? Yeah,
like Howard Stern is one of the best interviewers out there.
Howard starting to talk to these.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
People, Yeah, exactly why I get to keep your pace
and your and you're going straight too much? Yeah, So
there you go. That is the ultimate life hack if
you want to be better at anything except basketball. Believe
it or not, Eddie was most improved in fifth.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Grade fifth grade most improved player.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Which means he was the worst of the year before.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
But anyway, improved. I improved my game. Dad became the
sixth Man of the Year in sixth.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Grade, which means you ride the bench anyways, first, sky
off the bench.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
No dependable, all dependable over here. Sure you need to
stop someone putting.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I heard anyone brag about not being a starter before.
But you want to be better at anything, all you
gotta do is pretend you're somebody else doing.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
It to play point guard, shooting guards, all forward. I
was like I was versatile.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon and the
Cambridge Dictionary. You see this added new words?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Did you see it?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I saw the words.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Okay, Okay, I'm so annoyed. Every year it gets worse.
So there's new words added to the dictionary. And we're
going to see if Eddie knows his words.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Now, I know you said you saw it, but did
you really read it. I'm guessing probably not.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Okay, I just saw the words.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, okay, good. So we're gonna see if you know
what the words mean.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
And I think it's.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah. I think this is important for you because you
are hosting a foreign exchange student. So if a foreign
exchange student from Italy comes over here, it was like,
what does she call you?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Just Eddie?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, okay, she's like Eddie, what in the world is
skibbitty mean? Like you're gonna have to answer these questions
for so Cambridge added the word skibbitty s so ridiculous
to the dictionary. So I need you, like, pretend I
am your sixteen year old Italian foreign exchange student and
I say, Eddie, what does skibvity mean? Please tell me?
(12:01):
I'm Itallian baby bobbity.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Okay, first of all, that's inappropriate, I feel like, secondly, skimbity,
I don't know what it means. I don't I just
know it'd be some weird video that just took off
on YouTube. The kids started saying it for everything.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
So this is just one of those words like it
give mean anything?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Right?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
It makes me mad because yeah, they define it as
a word that can have different meanings such as cool
or bad, or can be used with no real meaning
as a joke.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
So like, what is can you say skimmy? Anythink it's funny?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah? Like the example it gave is like, what the
skibbity are you doing? Eddie? Or that wasn't very skimby Riz.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Of youlous like it's I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
It's kind of it's kind of like the F word,
Get off my lawn. You can like put the F
word into like anything.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Well, skibbity you too. See it doesn't sound right, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
It doesn't have the no. The F word definitely has
like a like a punch tabu and a riz to.
It's got a skimmy RaSE to you know.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Stop.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
So skivity was added to the Cambridge Dictionary. And there's
a bunch more and we're gonna see if Eddie knows
what they mean, or can try to guess what they mean, right,
because he's got his foreign exchange student sixteen year old,
so she's gonna be curious about slaying in America. And
we're gonna help Eddie out or just see if he
knows them. Next new words added to the dictionary hold
(13:22):
on to your onner pants? What does that even mean?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Bro? Just hold on?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Cambridge Dictionary added a bunch of new words and terms
like skivity ridiculous to the dictionary. As we just learned,
skivvity has no real meaning. It can mean cool, it
could mean bad, it could mean literally not.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You could use it, however, you want to use it.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, So these are new words added to the dictionary,
and we're gonna see if Eddie can make an educated
guess to what they mean. Or maybe he knows what
they mean because he does have a sixteen year old
for an exchange student, and she might need to ask
you these questions and you're gonna need to provide the answer. Sure,
so this next one probably pretty easy, but uh, Cambridge
(14:02):
Dictionary added the word delulu to the dictionary.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It's easy when everyone should know that just by hearing Delulu.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Delusional, Yeah, delusional like you are.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Every day here a little Delulu.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Come on now, I just got like a childlike wonder
about is that what is called? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
All right, all right?
Speaker 1 (14:20):
What does trad wife mean?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Trad wife?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
I do know this one?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
How do you mean?
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I do know this one? That is somebody?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
It's it's a wife who's like I stay at home mom,
like just back in the fifties.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I think they said that in a what show I'll
Bravo show below Deck. I think they used it once
today and then they explained what it was there.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
I'm so behind on below Deck.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Oh, such a good show.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Uh, Cambridge Dictionary added words and phrases to the dictionary.
What does d yo R mean?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
D y o R? First of all, it's not even
a word.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
It's an anagram. It's uh, it's ever.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
That's ridiculous. Anagrams are words to be in the dictionary.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Do yourself d u y o R do yourself or
remove yourself.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
You're kind of close. D y o R means do
your own research?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Right, all right?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
What I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Because that that's not a word. How could you send.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Word to the dictionary a clump of words?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Ridiculous?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
What does shell oberrating means? Who? Shell oberrating?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
So not celebrating with shelebrating shell oberrating.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't know if I'm even saying it. Respell it
s H E L A B O R A T
I n G shell liberate origin. Please, I got nothing.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
I have no clue.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
It says explaining something in a much more detailed way
than necessary, often making the explanation more confusing. I feel
like I do this a lot. How about you just give
me more details? Give more details? That would be shellbert
You know, I don't get it as a elaborating like
elaborating lame. Uh what does chrono working mean? New words
(16:10):
added to the dictionary is chrono working sold that thought?
We gotta we gotta play a couple of songs chrono
working more newly added dictionary words. Next Cambridge Dictionary added
new words and phrases and apparently anagrams. This is a
dictionary like d y o R short for do your
own research. Name skibbety which means any. It could literally
(16:30):
mean it iver you want to be such a stupid word.
So we left off on chrono working.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I have no clue.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Man, they can educate a guess.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Chrono I want to for like chronological something in order
and then that's all. I got something something to do
with the numbers.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Chrono working means adapting your work schedule to when you
feel most awake and energetic. That's like my dream, like
wake up when I wake up and then work and
then go to bed when I like what, maybe I'm
just like super active at two am, and maybe I
want to work there.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
And then, but but then get yourself a job at
for two am.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
But I don't always want to work at two am.
I want to work on my watch. You know what
I'm saying, you know, you're you're you're better off winning
the lottery. I know that. Just play the lottery more often.
What does nanoship mean? These are.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
You can't see that on the radio?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Nano ship, nano very tiny boat. I mean, logistically, fanatically,
that would be it, but that's not it. Nano ship
is a very short romantic interaction with someone with no
expectations that will lead to a real relationship. Okay, So
(17:46):
like a hookah, a one night stand hooka, do we
have any more here than kid's making these words up? Dude,
we made up stuff too, did we? Though?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
We like what psych?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Like?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Rad Again, that's cool? It still is cool cool. Yeah,
I love dope. I do love dope.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Ahead like we didn't have wars that actually mean something.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I still say sick often often, Yeah, yeah, sick.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What does meta face mean?
Speaker 2 (18:15):
It's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Something about like being meta, Like that's so meta, being
yourself face?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
No, think of meta when you when you hear meta?
What do you think of Facebook?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Meta face? Going with that?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Is it something with Facebook? Is it your your image
on Facebook?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Sort of meta faces when photos are enhanced with filters
and make everyone look similarly flawless or unrealistically beautiful. Yeah, uh, ridiculous,
real quick. Burnt toast theory.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I don't know you have a are you? Don't you
smell burn toast? You're having a stroke.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I smell burn toast. Now, actually you're having a stroke.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
You're having a stroke.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Burnt toast theory the idea of a minor inconvenience like
burning your toast in the morning, might actually be preventing
something worse from happening later in the day. That's kind
of creepy that. But you stub your toe now. But
if you wouldn't have stubbed your toe and paused your direction,
you would got hit by a bus. That's crazy, right,
It's like butterfly fact or final destination or final destination.
(19:13):
But that's get me. It's onto you now.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Oh no, it could happen to you.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
This girl went full carry underwood and destroyed her eggs
boyfriend's car.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
She destroyed.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's so bad it had to be totaled out. That's
a lot of damage, my dumb criminal of the day.
You really do gotta be careful who you did. Some
girls are cute, fun, wild, and will completely ruin your life.
Some girls are just built like that. Like this gem
here thirty one year old Kentucky girl, Stephanie carl Quist.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
She's from Kentucky's side number want you a bit Crank Crank.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
She's facing charges for literally destroying her ex boyfriend's car.
We don't know the full story, but apparently last month
the couple got into a fight and she ended up
slashing one of his tires. Had a break up, small potatoes,
but weeks later was fight number two, the Big Kahuna,
where she smashed his windshield, destroyed his radio, put glitter
(20:17):
in his vent, and then poured salt in his engine
and the damages were so bad the mechanic had the
total at all get out. Yeah, the girl confessed and
said she did it because she was stressed and pregnant.
No word on if the baby is his, but if
it is, God helped that poor man.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
That is insane.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I mean, that's a lot of vibe like vengeful hates
to do something like that.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Right, And I have dated women who would fly off
the handle like that in bouts of rage and do
crazy things. I'm not calling him crazy, but they had
their moments. What did you do to cause these things?
I don't know why isn't always me that has to do?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Feel like there's always a what's the word I'm looking for,
There's always a reason, a catalyst.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
To someone going to go crazy.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Well, it wasn't me, that's I don't know, But it happened.
All I'm saying is it happens.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
I mean read did you click on that picture? I
just clicked on the picture of the mug shot?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, I saw it.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I mean, I mean, I mean sometimes you're tempted to.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Do crazy because crazy I mean, I mean, I get
it now.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
But also, I mean she is the type of girlfriend
you one hundred percent want when you're out to eat
and they mess up your order and you have like
order anxiety like me and you and you don't want
to say anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Mean again I can see why people will fall for her.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Her eyes are up higher, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I mean, wow, wow. You know she's a cute looking girl.
She really is. Oh look, she's five feet you can
tell from her mugshots.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
It's always those you again, they will ruin your life women, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Men can't live out them and they can't pee standing up?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Women?
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Am I right?
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Am?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I right? You know nothing we can do about it.
We got and hope we don't die.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Are you saving that picture?
Speaker 1 (22:12):
No, they saw you right click ninety five nine Kiss FM.
It's reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
It's been a hot minute.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, it's been a minute. So I had another dream
last night. We're gonna do a little dream theater. All right,
I'm not necessarily looking for your help anymore, because you
started off good and then you.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Just got a wealth of knowledge.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Wait, fine, I will ask for your advice. But I
also went to chat GPT just in case, replacing me
with AI. That quote, well, just like a backup. So
dream theater. Last night, I was laying down and had
this dream. Then I couldn't go back to sleep for
a while. It was not I shook you, huh, just
(22:52):
I couldn't get back to sleep out on it. So
I was at my apartment and dream in my dream,
well yes, and in real life yes, And and I
I saw some kids poking their head like through a
doggy door, which I don't even have sure, like some
teenagers like sixteen ish, you know, seventeen eighteen, I don't know.
And then they ended up like breaking in I don't
(23:13):
know if they crawled through the doggy door or not,
and then they stole my Nintendo switch. Not cool, So
I ended up swinging. I'm like punching for their heads,
but I'm not hitting them right.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
And then they leave.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I get in my car and I'm like following them.
I'm like, I don't know if I'm chasing them, but
I'm following them. And then all the roads are flooded.
And then I end up somehow at one of those
high society, masked eyes, wide shut parties. Swear to God,
Swear to God. And then I woke up so dream theater.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I don't even know where to begin with it. What
was on the TV before you fell asleep?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I don't even know parks and records something.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
All right, So there's no correlation there, No, the switch
means stolen, could be just like you're playing too much.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I haven't been playing a lot. I didn't even take
it with me on vacation. Wow, yeah, I'm grown up.
So and then but the white shut party was interesting interesting. Yeah,
So I don't know. I'll let you think of something.
But I got AI on back up that kind of.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, I got nothing. We might need AI for this
one so dream theater.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I got robbed by some teenagers, went on a high
speed chase, the roads were flooded, and then I ended
up at a masked eyes, wide shut party. Dream theater.
We'll have it AI interpret hide Stream next because that
he gave up another night, another dream reading Eddie in
(24:45):
the afternoon, real quick to recap, I had a dream
where I got robbed by some teenagers. I started, I
tried to punch them, but I couldn't hit him for
some reason, and I followed them out. The roads were flooded,
and I ended up at a masked eyes, wide shut
type of party.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
So bizarre, Yeah, so bizarre.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, I don't know the last time I saw that movie,
but it's dream theater, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Do you have any thoughts.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
After thinking about it for a couple of.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Songs, there's there's definitely some insecurities here.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
There's always insecurities with you.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
You're feeling very what's the word, I can't say, vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Vult vulnerable, vulnerable, vulnerable this every dream I have you
say the exact.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
Same because you think about it though you're in your
own home and yet they're still taking something from you.
So like, so you were robbed. Then I don't know,
but I'm guessing the I Y shut party is because
you're insecure and vulnerable. You're exploring things to break out
of that shell.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Okay, we'll see what AI has to say. It's dream
theater y I hope, AI says, the teenagers robbing you,
that's just your brain remind you how annoying little distractions
keep stealing your peace, swinging and missing classic life keeps
(26:08):
dodging me energy flooded roads. Your emotions are like surprise,
We're in charge now and winding up at a secret
mass party. That's your subconscious saying, dude, forget the stress,
let's make things weird. And it goes on to say, basically,
your dream is less about danger and more about your
(26:28):
inner self trying to drag you away from everyday chaos
into some bizarre, exciting adventure. In short, that dream is
your brain saying you're craving something secret, thrilling, and maybe
a little dangerous. Luck at huge, just make sure you
know what you're walking into. Dream theater Wowa, you have
more life, maybe some secret and thrilling and dangerous.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Oh man, I know you gotta be careful though. The
dangerous party. I feel like you're the first victim to.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
The dangerous yolo. You know, death already skipped me once
last year, so I think I'm good for until the
next cycle.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Are you, though, you really want to risk it? I
mean things got crazy on a half for Tom.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Cruise for Tom Cruise, Ey's white shut Oh yeah yeah,
I mean do you want that kind of did you
see that? Party? A lot of nakedness? Ninety nine KISSFM?
Reading Eddie in the afternoon, And it looks like Americans
aren't really drinking anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
That makes sense? What since pricely? Since COVID, Right, I.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Don't really know when it started, but a new Gallup
poll just said drinking in the US is down to
fifty four percent, the lowest since they began tracking it
nineteen thirty nine.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Are they are they? Is this drinking like social drinking
or so.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Like drink in general? Yeah, it's everything. So and it's
not because of the price. And I've got a couple
of reasons, they think because they don't know. Sure, So
there are a couple of reasons they think, and some
of them make sense. But we'll go over it next.
But apparently I feel like we're as Americans and Wisconsinights.
We're really good at drinking. Yeah, so why would we
(28:10):
stop being awesome at it? I don't know the one
thing we're really awesome aout right now? Yeah, I can
kill you and just really bad for you, but it's fun.
We'll talk about maybe the reasons why Americans are not
really drinking anymore. Lowest drinking rates since before they started
dragging it in nineteen thirty nine. We'll discuss next. As Americans,
(28:31):
I feel like we're really good at drinking. Yeah, Like
we used to get crap all the time from like
European countries, but I swear, especially as Wisconsinights. I mean,
we still get crap, but we can. We could probably
drink them under the tape like I've seen beer Fest.
I know, but I don't think that's accurate.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
I feel there's a halful of cushes that can now
drink us.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Who Germany, I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Russia.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Russia, Yeah, Russia would be good.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Maybe Japan, Nah, they could d Japanese people they can drink.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I don't think so. So Americans apparently really aren't drinking anymore.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Buddy Wong was I'll drink all of us.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
No, absolutely, A new Calip Pole said, drinking in the
US is down to fifty four percent, the lowest since
they begin tracking at nineteen thirty nine. And it's not
because of the price, they say, But they really don't
know why. So some stats here say gen Z consumes,
which is gen z is what the college age kids
and the college graduate against. The youngest people you can
(29:32):
drink twenty five is twenty twenty something like that. Sure,
they consume less alcohol than any generation before them. Interesting
boomers have the most alcoholics checks out. But millennial women though,
these are my women, Eddie. They're keeping business alive. They
are drinking their wines and they are loving it. So
(29:52):
we really don't know why. One of the reasons some
people are saying is because duys are basically life changing.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Now I believe that they are so expensive.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
And it's on your record forever. It's yeah, they'll take
your car away. It's a big hassle, lose your job.
You could lose your job. It's just it's really it's
not as easy as like back in the day after
rate Sea insurance. But back in the day I heard
stories where cops would just pull you over, dump your
beer out, and let you go.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Of course, sometimes they just take the beer.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
I feel like back then, though, as a people, we
are more responsible.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I don't think now now we're worse.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Dude, they used to.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Not wear seatbelts, smoke with kids in the backseat, and
drive drunk all the time.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Yeah, somehow it was still safer to be around back then.
I don't think it was. I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
No, But they say people don't socially go out and
drink as much, which is true. Like back in the day,
like people would they get off work and go to
the bar and just sit there.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
A lot of closet drinkers out there.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Then a lot of people stay home. They got the
big TVs for the game. They don't really got to
go out. Everything you need is at home. Nobody really knows,
but remote work keeps people at home too, so they're
not already out and about. I don't know, but apparently
America aren't drinking anymore. And you know what I say
to that, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
I think we should celebrate that, right.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I don't know. I actually don't know what I'm gonna
say about that, but I definitely I drink a lot
less than I used to.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
I think I think so too. But you're also getting older.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah, so I think age plays.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
A big factor in that you don't go out, so
you don't social drink as much anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I don't know nine Kids FM. It's reading Eddie in
the afternoon. I had a shower thought today. Oh no,
this is a good one.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
All right.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Here it is if something is illegal, sure, and the
only penalty is a fine. That's how much it costs
to do that thing.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Sure about it? Right? Like there's no penalty other than
a fine. That's just how much it costs. Like littering,
not how much it costs to litter fifty dollars ticket.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yeah, but litter else is bad for the environment.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
I know that thing is good for the environmental cost
you if you're maybe you're like a serial litterer, like
a serial lady. It's just your thing you like to litter.
That's how much it costs to litter. Like jaywalking, I
mean we all do it. Well if people.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Actually get in trouble for jaywalking? Yet is that? I
think it's like a police actually stop you for jaywalking.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I think in like big cities, really it is a problem,
and like think of like downtown metropolis areas. It is
a problem because you can't just like think about being
in New York City. You can't just cross wherever.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
I have jwalk my whole life.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Yeah, I mean too, I don't really like loss, so
that like jay, I'm such a rebel. You get a
ticket for jaywalking. That's just how much it costs to jaywalk,
Like parking tickets. Sometimes it's cheaper to get a parking
ticket than it is to park in a parking lot.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
You're not wrong, you know you're not wrong. So that
shower thought of the day.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
If something is illegal and the only penalty is a fine,
that's how much it costs to do that thing.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Do you? Who am I to you
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