August 25, 2025 • 43 mins
Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from August 21. From weird eye contact to name rhymes that were just too cringe to ignore, the guys confess the pettiest reasons they've ever pulled the plug on a situationship. Reed’s feeling a little full-circle today (whatever that means), Eddie’s thrown off by Reed wearing gray instead of black, and somehow this spirals into a debate about whether expiration dates are real. They battle it out in a celebrity net worth game, get weird with “Normal or Nope,” and Eddie learns the shocking truth behind Reed’s childhood tomato gravy trauma. Plus: hologram police in South Korea, emotional NFL losses, a Taco Bell hack that might just be genius, and why the future is making Eddie deeply uncomfortable.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety five to nine. Kiss at them. It's reading Eddie
in the afternoon. Hi Eddie Muddy, how are you.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm a little confused at what you normally wears black
and you're wearing gray, and it's it's just.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It looks different, that's all. Not in a bad way.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm just not used to seeing you, like with a
different colored T shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I wear gray sometimes you.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I don't know you.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Hey, just looks different, that's all. That's all I noticed it.
I noticed things.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Observation, Yeah, observation.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I see when things change.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, all right, never noticed when I got a haircut.
But I you know you're.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Getting hair cut because you tell me you're going for
a haircuts.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I know because it's a big process. I know you,
and I hate it's not a big process. You're making
a big process. Whatever, dude, I'm feeling a way today.
I didn't I don't know the word for it. I'm
either feeling it's like it's not quite like philosophical, maybe
like full circle. I'm not sure. But I didn't tell
(01:01):
you this yesterday, but I forgot my bag of chips
at home, and it made me sad because I was
really looking forward to having.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
You got emotions because you forgot your bagage, and.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I was just like, this is quite the bummer.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
What kind of bad What kind of chips were they?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Dorito's the sweet and tangy.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Okay, so we don't have those in the vending machine.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Right, so okay, okay. So I was feeling a way
about it. And then it's almost like the universe corrected
itself today. It's almost like maybe it's rewarding me or
just maybe it's like things just fall into place, all right,
because I come into work today don't have I do
have chips today. But I think the universe like corrected
(01:42):
itself because today I walk in and I don't know
if the Morning Show was doing it their taste test thing,
but there was a bag of chips that was like
spicy pickle, yeah, and I tried them and talking to
Katie and I'm like, wow, those are really good and
she's like have them and I'm like really, She's like, yeah,
have the whole bag, and I'm like, oh, okay, So
(02:02):
I got chips right. And then just a little bit
ago before we went on air, I'm sitting at my
desk and our receptionist, Hope comes over because she fills
the vending machine. Yeah, she knows I like flaming hot
the flavor right. Yeah, She's like, hey, Rey, do you
want these? It's the last one, And I'm like.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
What's it expired?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Maybe? But I'm like, I'm like, yeah, I do. So
the universe rewarding me with two free bags of chips today.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I love hope. But she only gets thoves away when
it's expired.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Exploration days are only a suggestion, Eddie. Don't ruin my
karma buzz right now.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Tomorrow we get to call it in for me. Yeah,
I guess I got food poison. Guys, I can't make it.
I'm just setting you up. I'm just setting you up
right now.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I'm not gonna believe it. If I'm not believing you're
coming into work.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Ninety five mine kiss have them reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Eddie was out most of the day earlier doing management stuff. Sure,
so you probably didn't get a good chance to look
at the news or kind of look at your show prep,
which is fine, But do you know what day it
is today?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, I saw there was scenes to this in this day.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I'm glad you said that, because this perfect setup.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
For a year for Oh yeah, this one's dedicated to
old ladies in the front of the back, all the
older ladies out there looking nice.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You know who you are?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You know where I'm going with us?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
No, we're gonna call me old.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
No, no, no no. It's one of my favorite songs. Ever.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You don't know this one, Beastie boys, I need to
give it some love on this special day.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Boom and Grannies.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, so you don't really know where this is going
because you've never heard this song before.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I don't recall it now.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well, it might sound odd, it might sound corny.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
We do.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
He has some sex france for those that are holy
for your crazy with the poms.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
A banger, is it though?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yes see, I'm talking about the way that'll.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Feel like this is weird, dude.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Let's say sixth and Ladies on twenty six and John
eighty listen and mine.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You've gotta appreciate our senior citizens. They've got life experience,
they've got knowledge.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
You just sound like a creeper right now, off.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Just turns out the light so we can go fall
see are you are you? Are you a creeper? Or
you just desperate? It's a day to celebrate our senior citizens.
Not like we don't have to like hook up with them.
We just have to celebrate them because of you at
the checkout line, you dropped coupons and.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You would look and talk to come on here, come
on here.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
If you're ridiculous, listen to listen, I could bet.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
On round Senior Citizens Day.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Smile on your face right now, respect our senior citizens.
Enjoy our senior citizens. Maybe not in that way, but
thank a senior citizen for for being who they are,
beating the odds of life. Mike's hard as me. I
just know I almost died last year.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
He was to ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Any five nine Kiss FM. It's reading Addie in the afternoon,
Happy Thursday, Happy Thursday. We're gonna play a game, all right,
and I'm gonna let you pick the game. But it's
kind of like a coin toss, like pick A or
b okay, only because I can't decide which one I
want to do. So you want game A or game B,
and you don't know what they are, so you just
pick ah. You want me to say, just pick A
(05:57):
PAY or BB. We're going with a see all of
a sudden made up my mind. Okay, so we're gonna
play a game. I just made it up because I
learned today that Stiffler, the duo who played Stiffler an
American Pie, Yeah, Sean Scott, if you were to guess
just how much do you think his net worth is?
(06:18):
Those are guys, but he hasn't done a lot. He
did the three or four American Pie movies Dukes Have Hazard,
which a lot of people forget about. He was in
Road Trip, true great movie, but just put throughout a
round number of how much do you think he's worth
the dude who played Stiffler an American Pie?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Fifteen million?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Thirty million was close? Yeah, but I was like, oh, okay,
it was in show prep. Like a lot of people
probably wouldn't think he'd be worth that much, but he
makes like one hundred and ten thousand dollars a month.
I guess what. I don't know, but I'm jealous. So
I'm like, I wonder if we can make a game,
a net worth game, okay, and see if Eddie can
tell me who's worth more between two celebrities. Okay, all right,
(07:05):
so I think we could have some fun with him.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Down with this.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I named it the net Worth Game, net Worth game.
Let's do yes, because it's a game where you're guessing
who's Yeah, it checks out, a higher network, totally checks out.
It's the kind of name for a game that two
award winning DJs will come up with. Well it we
are two award winning DJs and we came up with
the name. So yes, it's exactly that. Who's worth more? Ready,
mister Beast or Kylie Jenner?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Some of these are gonna be tough.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I gotta go Beast.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, one billion, mister Beast, Kylie Jenner, seven and ten million.
I finally, just.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Two nights ago, started watching that game, Sean Prime.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Is it good because I haven't started so far.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It's all right.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's it's a very subdued version of squid game almost
if you think about it.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, okay, all right, we'll do more next the net
Worth Game. And he's gonna try to tell us who's
worth more? Do you say it that way? I don't know,
but we'll play more. It's the net Worth Game on
ninety five nine Kiss FM, reading Eddie in the afternoon.
I am giving Eddie two celebrities and he's got to
tell me who he thinks has a higher net worth
(08:12):
real he's an estimated one. Who cares if I'm even
being accurate with him? Who's worth more? Already?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I do, because you're gonna win.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Arnold Schwarzeneger all right, the Govenator or Bruce Springsteen?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Oh, Boss.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Terminator.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I'm gonna go. I gotta go Bruce.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It's very close. It's very close. Yeah, Bruce Springsteen one
point one billion, Arnold Schwarzenegger one point two for Bruce.
Good for Bruce, for both of them. But he just
sold his music catalog too, so he got a crapload.
Who's worth more? Eddie? It's the net worth game?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Dwayne the Rock? Johnson or Lionel Messy?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh this is the hardest and so far, I think
The Rock's making crazy amount money per movie now.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
But Messy, he's the best soccer player in the world.
What does he get for being ome Man? Messy or
the Rock? It's gotta be Messy because he's more.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You answered it yourself, dude. The soccer is the biggest
sport in the whole Messy words, six hundred million. I
honestly thought it would be more. The Rock eighty millions.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
That's it, not even that. Who's worth more? Eddie?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Super tough one here? Steven Spielberg or George Lucas.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Oh, they both made franchise movies that.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Star Wars Versus like E T and all the other
Spielberg movies.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Jones.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
George Lucas also made Howard the.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Duck underrated movie. I know, underrated movie.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Who's worth more?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I need an answer.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Man? Proud of it?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Part of the movie.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yes, they're telling him to duck, but he says they're
calling him because he's a duck.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Just answer the question, and he's probably.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Being a duck.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Stevens Bielberg George Lucas, Who's worth more?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I'm gonna go. I gotta go, George Lucas.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Stevens Bielberg really eight point three billion, George Lucas five
point one? So that's close, pretty close. One more, gotta
make it real quick. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators
of South Park. Who's worth more of them? Or the
Harry Potter creator J. K Rowling. Who's worth more?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
It's gotta be jk Rowling, Trey.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Parker and Matt's it's their big deal that I don't
know if that's included. But if not, that just puts
him way over. You wanna do one more round?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Sure? All right?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Then that Worth game will do one more round next
on kiss It's the net Worth game on Kiss FM.
Already he's gonna tell me who's worth more?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I'm doing pretty good.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You're like fifty to fifty start so far and I
then you only got too right?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Insane?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Are you even here?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
And on to round three? Who's worth more? Already? Morgan
Wallen or Dua Lipaugh?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
M I feel like Dua's more internationally loan, but Morgan
Wallen is just huge right now in the States.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I had to guess who's worth more.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I'm going to Doua.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
How much do you think do a Leap is worth?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I don't even know where to start?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
How much you think Morgan Wallen's worth?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Morgan Wallen is worth fifty million? And do what's more?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Morgan Wallen worths forty million? Do a Lipa thirty five?
Oh close? But no cigar. Who's worth more already? Tiger
Woods or Michael Jordan.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Gotta be Michael Jordan, yep, because.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Tiger and they're both the Michael Jordan's.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Up their Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Jordan's Jordan.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
That's why I said they're not the both Tiger Woods
is of the you know who's worth more? Gordon Ramsey
or Madonna?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I feel like Ramsey would be sneaky worth more, Like
I wonder if he's got like investments and stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Of course he guys got restaurants and shows that everywhere.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
But Madonna, she was I mean, you couldn't get bigger
than her back in the day.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Back in the day, Yeah, but maybe she was. Who's
worth more?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Split on money?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Madonna? Need an answer?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Ramsey?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Madonna? That was like god to eight hundred and fifty million,
Gordon Ramsey six hundred and fifty, which was way more
than I actually a.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Piece of Jordan Washington d C is phenomenal, is it?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It was good.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Who's worth more? Robert de Niro or George Clooney? It's
closer than you probably think.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Clooney, Yeah, he's got the money now, but he makes
money now with through his wife. His wife was also
makes bank.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
She's like a she's like a politician or no, she's
like like.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
A like a Unanian lawyer and all this stuff. She's
like attorney for stuff too, like she she she comes
from for money.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I'm going Clooney.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, Clooney seven hundred and forty three million, DeNiro five
hundred million.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Have you seen Clooney?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Lightey?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
He's looking old? Yeah, what happened there?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
It's never been good looking? Who's worst already? Last one?
Kim Kardashian or Rihanna? Tough?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
It's gonna be Kardashian yes, yeah, one point seven billion,
and Rihanna is one point four Yeah, those are close ones.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Dude, you thought pretty good? You didn't pretty good?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I'm fresh. You juste more often? Okay, I excel at it.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh you want to do it again because it's the
only thing you're You've been somewhat deep, I mean, got it. Yeah,
ninety five nine kids have them, Ery and Eddie in
the afternoon, almost Friday, almost all most.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
How did you feel coming into work this morning?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Fine?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
You weren't disturbed or bothered because we had a park
across the street.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, of course I was bothered because we had to
park across the street.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Of all people being annoyed, there's two people that came.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
To mind, and you were one of them.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Otis No, I thought you.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I thought you'd be upset about that. And then also
for some reason, I feel like John Jordan was annoyed
by it too.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I could see that. Ye, I could see Ross being
annoyed from w apl Ross and John Jordan. I can
see Otis being annoyed by it.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
That's sure too, But I don't know why you were
like top of the list's not gonna like that.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I warmed Jordan's today and then the grass was freshly cut.
I almost went back home. Come on, I didn't want
my Jordan's getting all green.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Why don't you just take off for shoes and walk
on the grass makes more sense of going all the
way back.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Home, but it would have been out of principle. You know, guys,
it's Thursday. Let's do normal or no Nine to two
eight one zero ninety five to nine the time of
the week where we take a look into things you
do that maybe other people think are weird, or maybe
(14:38):
things other people do that they think are normal but
you think are weird. You get it or you should.
We've been doing this forever.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
It's been a hot minute.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
It's normal or nope. Nine if I'm nine, kiss fm
peeing in the shower, No normal or nope. Eddy, I
feel disgusted about that. I say, nope, but I feel
like it's normal for everybody, but for me it's a nope.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
So for the people who.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Think it's normal, do you think though, like, let's say
they gotta they kind of gotta go. Do you think
they'll hold it until they get in or do you
think it's like when they're in there, then they all
of a sudden have to go, So they'll go.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
But why don't we all just go to the bathroom
before we shower? Bro, I don't know, Like, doesn't it
make sense.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I don't have to go.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Let me just because the body's you hear running water,
your body just wants to pay, So just go pay
before you jump in.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Well, even like doctors have said, peeing in the shower
is a bad idea because and once you get in
there and you go, your brain is going to connect
the running water. So maybe you're stuck out in the rain,
your brain is going to be like all right, time
to the pain. So plus, it's gross, you.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Know, that's exactly like think about your feet and then
like touching it, Like.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I get it it it's sterile, but it's gross.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I don't like just pee before or after, before or
after exactly hold it in, Hold it in, hold it in,
hold it in more normal than open's nine kidds, it's
normal or no, but ninety five to nine kiss FM.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Normal or no?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Betty teaching your kid about adult diapers normal? All right?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Why are you judging me?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Eddie was teaching his kid about adult his seven year
old about adult dipers.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
The costco that I saw the box and I pointed
out to him, and he was amazed that they sell him.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
He was very confused. I explained it to him, but
he thought it was funny. It's only so often you
can relive your glory days of that seven year old.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Humor like, it's fun sure, not normal. It's ninety five
nine kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon nine two
eight one zero nine five nine Hit us up with yours.
This one just came in. When I was a little kid,
I used to eat the cupcake wrappers because my brother
played a trick on me in which he told me
I was supposed to eat it. When I went to kindergarten,
(16:45):
I learned that most people don't eat the cupcake wrappers.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Oh that's mean, Like did they money come.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Out the other end, or do you digest them a
little bit?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
They're thin enough to be digestible, right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Have you ever eaten something that just came out like
how it went down, like a penny or anything.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
No, I've never had a penny like a lego. You
are saying so fast, like you've done this before. Did
you eat it lego before? I don't think so a penny?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Have you done anything?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Because I don't.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I can't recall any of that.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I don't think i've ever I have enough trouble just
eating regular food.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
My kid when he was like three or four, loss
of tooths.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
We had to be four or five, and he accidentally
swallowed when we were at Colverst eating his chickennuggets.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Here's chicken tenders.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Okay, so we're talking about your kid in the seven
year old glory, Like you gotta at least tell your
kid if he swallows a watermelon seed, he's gonna grow
a water I've.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Told that too, with apples, like a watermelon app I
tell him all the time, Like no, I'm like, well,
I watched one. When your watermelon sits to grow on
your belly, don't you remember this conversation, buddy.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, definitely not normal the cupcake wrappers, but oh my god,
invention idea, edible cupcake grappers.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I mean, it's not a bad idea. Did you know
that the labels and apples are edible?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I think I did know that, So I've been peeling
them off and wasting fresh session.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Rifle with that, with that little pool and go ahead
and eat it.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I'm going to wait. That is true? Right?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
It is true?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Or not?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Even nine kids have them ketchup on mashed potatoes.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Not a bad idea, not normal though, but it's not horrible.
I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
That's kind of what I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I have put barbecue sauce on mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
You and barbecue sauce.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I love barbecue sauce, man, it's wait, it's my go to.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I do too, but I don't put it on everything.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I mean, try it.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
So, I've have you ever had like ketchup gravy or not,
like tomato gravy.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Oh my god, it's a game changer.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
It is it just thicker ketch Like what is this?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
It's like tomato based gravy, and I don't really know
how you make it because I would beg my mom
when I was a kid to make it. But I
know it's it's such a process.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I feel like it's just tomato soup.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
No, it's thicker. But anyway, we gotta play a couple songs.
We'll be back more normal or nope. Next Okay, we
just found out my mom lied to me. If you
missed the last bit, we're talking about normal or note
where someone said they put ketchup on mashed potatoes. And
then I told Eddie that I asked him if he
ever had tomato gravy on top of his mashed potatoes
and he said no, So I'm explaining it to him.
(19:15):
And then I told him that my mom I used
to beg my mom to make it, and she would
every now and then, but she eventually told me it's
too much of a hassle to make, so she didn't
make it off.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
So I looked up a recipe okay, off the kitchen
dot com. There is one, two, three, four, five, six
ingredients only and two steps, so she's got some splaining
to do.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I'm not gonna forget this. It's ninety five nine kiss
FM read and Eddie in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
You're gonna get a text from her later.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I hope so, I hope.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
So we're doing normal or note? What are things that
you do that other people might think are not normal?
Or vice versa. You know someone that does something weird?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
We got?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I love slightly scorched popcorn.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
See I can't. I love popcorn, that's my go to snack.
But it's slightly burns. I can't do it, even the
slightest can't do it. Tastes so awful to me, Like
maybe it's different microwave burnt versus like movie theater popcorn.
But that smells like no, no, nope, no.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
No, no no, because it's so pungent.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I try to talk myself into maybe, but no, it's
a nope, can't do it.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I can't even get close to that.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I love just the popcorn is so good.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Even when it's not burnt. The smell that if it's
the wrong brand, and yeah it's ninety five nine Kiss
FM normal or no. Peanut butter bread with chili with chili,
I'm not throwing that out. Peanut butter bread, yeah, I
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don't even know you put peanut butter on a piece
of bread and then put chili on top of it
kind of thing. Yeah, I need more clarification.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Because peanut butter weirdly goes with a lot of things.
It really does, and it's weird.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I mean, if you canna put people on bacon habitie delicious,
I wouldn't. I wouldn't not try the chill.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I I you know I would.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Next time there's chili around, we should try it. Why not?
What do we have to lose? Like, it can't be bad.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I'm intrigued by this one. Normaler Nope, eating raw beef Okay,
all right, all right, we gotta make this quick.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I know.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Well, yeah, it's like from your old your like your
parents or your grandparents.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Just don't do it.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I back in high school, like my high school girlfriend,
her grandma used to eat those.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
The raw Yeah it's the cannibal whatever that say.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, where it's just raw ground beef bread.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I can't do it. I know a lot of people
do it.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
It's a Midwest thing, but no, no thanking. I think
it's more of a Wisconsin thing, to be honest, but
I probably I can't.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
All right, we'll do one more round a normaler nope,
next to is with yours nine to two eight one zero,
ninety five nine, it's normal or nope on ninety five nine?
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Kiss Fm' still mad at my mom for lying to
me about the tomato gravy.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I love your mom.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
That's fantastic. The fact that she said it's two steps
it's I love it. I absolutely love it.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I'm glad you enjoy my turmoil. We're doing normal or nope,
kiss FM. It's reading Addie in the afternoon, eating my
food cold. I will wait an hour after serving to eat.
Some things do taste good cold, like ice cream, No
come out like cold pizza. Yeah that's better than warm pizza.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
It's not better.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
See, So why would you purposely wait? Okay, I will
stand firm on this. Not at everything on the menu,
but a lot of Taco Bell menu items taste better cold.
Really yeah, I think so, like the burritos, for example,
because it kind of thickens up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Well, you can't really reheat those either because there's sour
cream in there or lettuce, Like I feel like, you know,
you don't want to throw them.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Heap them out for hours and hours and hours.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
And you wonder why you almost died.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Well, that's because I can't chew properly. I mean, like
I just swallow my food like a doll. You need help.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Eating my food cold that way, I'm gonna say. Nope.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I drink a lot of my drinks lukewarm, like energy drinks.
They're just sitting out of my desk. I need home,
They're just sitting out in the cay.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I need those things cold.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
They sure are they better cold? Yeah? Do I Is
it that much of a difference for me? Nope.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I don't want to try to eat them like broom temperature.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Like water, Like all my bottled water at home, it's
it always sits out and I always drink water is fine, but.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I feel like it's got carbonation. It's gotta be cold.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Sodas and stuff. Yeah, but energy drinks, I you know what,
I don't care. You know what I don't care.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I can't imagine a room temperature red Bull.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
That's not for me.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, I mean it's a big deal, no big deal.
Nine nine Kiss FM. It's reading Addie in the afternoon.
Football season coming up. I think all of us are
excited for our teams.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
I think this division could be a close one.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I think, No, I don't. Lions are gonna just dominate anyways,
don't derail me. How do you feel typically after your
football team loses. I think everyone gets sad, But does
it affect your mood a lot or does it even
affect the rest of your day.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I think there's a there's a five to ten minute
really angry thing, and then you just go back to
your day, and then you get to work the next day,
and then you get angry again.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
But you're a Bears fan sopposed to lose it, You're
you expect to lose.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I hate you so much.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Trust me. I've been there as a Lions fan my
whole life. I've expected to lose. Actually that's not true,
because I still expected them to win even though they
always lost, and I would still get mad even when
they lost. Yeah, Lions have a Maybe it's just my bias.
I'm sure you'll probably say a thing for the Bears.
The games that they're supposed to lose to, they'll still lose,
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but they'll make them super close, right and give you
that like, oh my god, we're gonna win.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I think every sports team feels that way for their team.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, so if if the Lions lose, I get upset.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
How mad?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
I don't know. It's like a bad man, I do
because you don't.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Text back when the Lions lose. You cut off communication.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Now it's even worse because the expectations are there for
the Lions. Right. I never had that my life.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, you shut down. I did experience it because you
just troll me all the time.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I have no reason to troll you because you're a
Bears fan. I know, so I can't try you, but
I know other people in the building do. But you
just shut down.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I don't shut down.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
But hier, you're.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
If your team wins, if the Bears win, do you
get does your romantic mood boost a little bit? No? No,
I would assume so, because you don't win a lot
as a Bear. But a new survey found, and we'll
talk about it next, forty nine percent of NFL fans
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admit that will win by their favorite team boosts their
romantic mood.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Can you get the same reaction when you're the team
you despise the most loses?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
All right, yep, Okay, then that checks out.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, we'll talk about we'll dive a little deeper next.
But when your football team wins, you want to kind
of get it on a little bit. Yeah, we'll talk.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Hold on.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
When your football team wins, does that put you in
a bow? Chicka? Wow? Wow mood it's ninety five nine
kiss FM. As a Lions fan, Hell yeah, listen, man,
as in my entire life, we have sucked and now
we're good.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
I suck again.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
We don't shut up. He't so angry when the Lions win. Yeah, dude,
my mood is so good. Yeah. There's a new study
that says forty nine percent of NFL fans admit that'll
win by their favorite team will boost their romantic mood.
I've got stats for Packers fans, okay, and I've got
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stats for my Lions fans. So Lions fans their romantic
mood boosts forty eight percent after a win. Wow, and
that's a big number. After a loss, they're romantic mood
dips twenty nine percent. So Packers fans after a win,
they basically get forty four percent more horny, and then
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after they lose forty one percent not. But yeah, as
when my football team newses, I wouldn't say the day
is ruined, but.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
This is how we know things have gotten out of control?
We we let football games affect this to this point.
That's doesn't see right? Does it like we're letting football decide.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Listen our mood. Just one super Bowl and then ask
me about it. My whole mood might change. But until
I've gotten when you've gotten one, packers have gotten some.
Here's read Alliance fan with nothing. I mean like three
playoff wins in my entire life to celebrate and no championships.
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Are you tearing up a little bit inside?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Hey's okay, it's fine. Did you hug not from you?
You wanna hug it out? Not anymore.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I'm coming over this year.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Here, get away from there me this year. The lines
are gonna win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
So oh, you definitely need another hug coming here.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Ninety five nine kids at them. It's reading Eddie in
the afternoon. And I saw a BuzzFeed article today and
ask people what some of the pettiest reasons were that
they stopped hooking up with somebody. Okay, not dating or
breaking up in a relationship, just casual, Like what was
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the line that was crossed?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
So I want you to think I already know one
thing for you.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
You do.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, and you're happily married. Man. But yeah, sure you've
had girlfriends before. I'm sure you've had some hookups before,
Eddie or ladies.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
You're nice, you're a handsome guy. I'm sure you've you've
had your family.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
And you know what my line is, I know, like a.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Reason you stopped dating someone before. We'll get into it
in a minute. Okay, probably know where I'm going with that.
Maybe you don't. But what's the pettiest reason you've stopped
hooking up with somebody? Nine to two O two eight
one zero ninety five nine. For Eddie, it's because she
was married.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Oh yeah, if they're married, no date, there's a line.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
The whole story doesn't quite there's a line right there.
Because you're married, we can't date. But you were at
her house, no signs of another man living. There was
going on.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I was in my early twenties.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I don't know, just chose not to see those things.
Listen the family portrait on the fire place.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
There was nothing, dude. But when a moment I found out,
I was out.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
The work boots by the doors. Okay out. I don't
believe you, but I'm not gonna harp you for it.
Pettiest reasons you've broken up with somebody, There's been a
plenty of them for me, and I don't want to
come across as that guy or that the day. But yeah,
I maybe have ended things because a girl had weird tattoos.
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I mean, it's not like your tattoos any I got
a I got lego tattoos. Right, that's awesome, is it?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Though you're four year old? Man?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
I uh have a lego.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
They don't go away once you turn fort either. They
stick with you. Geez.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I'm sure this planings out there that I'll get it
removed for her if you want it gone.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I don't want it gone because it rules. I've stopped
hanging out with a chick because she made like weird,
uncomfortable eye contact.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
What was uncomfortable like just staring at you like Jazze,
like a real random moments or.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
You just having a conversation and she's gazing at you
just like randomly.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Sometimes she would like look at me, Like, so you're
on the.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Couch watching TV and you turn around, she's just staring
at you.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yeah, like very intense but like loving eyes but like
but like too much. But she could have been the
perfecta at me like I was like Jesus walking on
water or something you miss. But she's also a little cuckoo,
so I don't think.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
So.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
What are the pettiest reasons you've broken up with someone? N?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Eight?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Once z're on ninety five to nine, we'll talk next.
What are the pettiest reasons you have stopped hooking up
with a person? Eddie stopped hooking up with someone once
she found out she was married. You make it sound
like things got real far into the weeds there. I'm
not gonna ask any questions. I'm not here to judge
nine eight one zero ninety five nine pettiest reasons you've
broken up with someone? Off the text line, he had
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his name tattooed across his back, his own name. I'm
assuming last name says last name.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Did I not say that?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, like a Jersey that's a little weird, buttle weird.
But I've seen people.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Pride when it comes to that. I think like a
family name pride.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I don't know if this is true, but I hope
it is. My buddy broke it off with his friends
with benefits because he saw her use Internet Explorer and
just couldn't get over that wouldn't be a deal breaker
for me, just chugging up his You're kind of dumb.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
It's just old school. You embraced the old school stuff,
you like, the nostalgia that I used to bring you.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
All the pop ups and the bars that took up
the counter.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah, that was brutal.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
What an era.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
One of the pettiest reasons you've stopped hooking up with buddy,
they ruined the ending of X files for me. That's valid.
She'd get over that quick though, depending on what if,
like somebody you're seeing Star Wars for the first time,
like and she ruins it for you.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, But if again, the movie's fifty years old.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
What we're seeing it for the first time and she
ruins it for you'd be like, oh yeah, Luke and
Laya their brother and sister, Darth Vader's dad. I'd be like,
get out.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah, you'll get bad. You'll go back to her next day.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
It does kind of boil down to like how hot
are you?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Right, let's be real nine eight one here on ninety
five nine, we're talking about pettious reasons you stopped hooking
up with somebody. She was a model, but she held
her fork like a shovel again model, I'll get over it.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
So like, obviously we're not a visual medium, but like,
so is this a shovel like grabbing with your whole
or hand.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Like this, I would assume, like how like a five
year old eat? Oh yeah, I dude, not a problem
for me.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
You get over that quick.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
No.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I probably pettiest reasons you broke up with somebody. Her
first name rhymed with my last name. That's kind of
like your wife.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yep. Absolutely, it didn't bother me because it's not like
I'm gonna be.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Rinning that name on checks or anything.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
But I've okay, I got a last name. Nothing, No
one's first name is gonna rhyme with it. But I've
also thought, like what, like what what do people think that?
Like what if your last name was like Cherry or something.
It's like your first name's Terry, Terry Cherry, you're gonna
be Julia. I don't know that's funny? Why is that funny?
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We'll we're talking about pettious reasons you've stopped hooking up
with somebody, and some person texted in saying her first
name rhymed with his last name, like a Julia Gulia situation.
But also we we talked about like how maybe you
think about that, like how would that be in the future.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
People have done that, and then people also marry people
with the same last name. So I know somebody that
his last name was Stevens and metal girl whose last
name was also Stevens.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
That's almost a convenience.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Isn't that weird though, because you've married?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
But yeah, but could you date someone with the same
first name as your mom?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I don't know if I can. Nope, I don't know
if I can do that.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Thank God, my mom's name isn't a common name, so
I there's no way. Maybe it's because my mom's name
is so common. I don't know if I've ever met
anyone with that first name. Sure, maybe that's why I
really can't fathom it, because imagine if your mom's name
is like Jennifer or something like common name. So maybe
I don't know if I could do it. Not for me,
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I didn't want to think about it. No. Eight one
zero ninety five nine Pettiest reasons you broke up with someone.
He made me text I consent before doing it.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
That's not cool.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Two things here. One, it's like, all right, he's being safe,
But two, like, what happened for you to do this? Yeah,
I don't like, did you get in trouble before or
did somebody like kind of screw you over and like
say something that wasn't true either way? Kind of pettiest
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reasons you broke up with someone He talked to NonStop
while I was trying to watch a show.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Well, I mean, obviously maybe picked a show that you
guys can all watch together.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Versus.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I stopped hanging out with a girl because she would Similarly,
she would play stupid random music loudly on her phone
all the time, Like we'd be talking and she just
I'd like, first of all, this song sucks, and second
of all, what are you doing? I don't want to
listen to music right now?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
You're very particular.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I like what I like Eddie?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Right? You do you not?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Five nine kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon
in South Korea. Is they're they're doing something that you're
probably not gonna like. Okay, they are stepping right into
the future. Okay, hologram police.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I mean that is a future.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
It's been in movies. He's becoming a thing.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
It's a real thing happening out in South Korea. Hologram police.
And they say crime is down in South Korea, But
do you for at what cost? Eddie? Like you're walking
down that you're walking down downtown ash gosh, one night
out with the fam and you've got a hologram police
officer talking to you.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
That's a little too much total recall for me, Like
I won't be.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Able to stop myself from poking at the hologram police
they're talking to you.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Too excited yet, because it's also kind of dumb. I'll
tell you the South Korea hologram police that are effectively
lowering crime. But I'll give you the scoop next. If
there's one thing that makes Thatudi afraid, it's the future.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I mean, we're not trending in the right direction, or are.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
We trending in the right direction? Because South Korea has
just implemented hologram police. I'm intrigued by this keep crime
down and I feel like I've seen this in like
Judge dread or Miority Report. Yes, total recall or something
like that. But there are hologram police in South Korea,
and it's working. Crime's going down, Like I would.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Be poking at that hologram the whole entire time. They're
trying to write me up for a ticket.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Here's the thing. You can't poke at them. You can't,
not in the way you think. So here's the deal.
So they've got these hologram police in South Korea that
come out between like seven pm and ten pm, basically
just reminding people that police exist, so.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
They're not real kind yes and no.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
So these hologram police, it's basically like a cardboard cutout,
like a blank black cardboard cutout, like a shadow person.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Kind of thing, right, and then it's projected on and
then it's projected on it lame.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
That is lame, but it's kind of It looks kind
of weird, but also kind of cool because the projection moved,
so it looks like, you know, sure, you know, like
a breathing, living looking blinking.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
Baxactly watching TV because it's on a screen exactly. I
don't like that, So that's exactly what it is. But
it's kind of weird and cool because these holograms they'll
say stuff like the police will respond immediately in emergencies
and things like there are surveillance cameras everywhere.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
I was expecting, like holographs like Back to the Future.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
No, not like the Jaws. Yeah, thats why don't we
have that?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I mean we were promised a lot with that movie, like.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
That in Back to the Future too. When they went
to the Future was ten years ago. It was twenty fifteen.
You're right, and we don't have hardly any none of it.
You don't have self lacing shoes, we don't have the
pizza machine, we don't have hoverboards. We would have holograms
that come out and bite you.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
The pizza machine would be great.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Tell me, though, what is the point of that baseball bat?
Biff had that like expanded like the telescoping base There
was no point. Why do you have that? And why
do why did the dude have the soundboard chest were
clucked like a chicken.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
I mean, I don't know, dude, we didn't know what
the feature. Hell we I thinking while we didn't know
it was gonna.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Happen, Well none of it happened. So I mean it's
actually it's like way worse.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Wait wait to bring me down.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Ninety nine kids at Memory and Eddie in the Afternoon
got to give a big thirteenth birthday shout out to Asher,
big football in Lacrosse fan. Happy birthday to Asher and
check this out if you are a Taco bell fan
like pretty much everyone in the world, there's a Louisiana
woman who thinks she has the ultimate taco bell hack. Ever,
I'll tell you what it is and ninety five nine
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Kiss FM it's reading Eddie in the Afternoon. A Louisiana woman, Yeah,
claims to have the taco bell hack of a lifetime.
Did you see this? No, I got admit it's pretty good.
But also it's actually my favorite way to have nachos.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
A taco Bell hack and involves nachos.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, like because they've got the Have you ever had
their nacho bell Grande at Taco Bell?
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Yeah, So it's it's just nacho. It's like a like
a bed of chips with like all of the meat
and cheese and salur cream and tomatoes and stuff on tacoo. Yeah,
she says she discovered this hack and not bad. What
she does is she'll go to Taco Bell, She'll order
the nachos bell Grande and she'll be like, but keep
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the chips separate, and sometimes she said, they'll be like
huh explained, And she's like, all right, so I want
the chips in one container, and then I want all
the stuff that goes on the chips in another container.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
She orders that, and she gets it. And what happens is,
at least to her, filled up one hole those little
like oval containers with chips, sure, and another one with
just the stuff that goes on top.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Okay, So she gets smart and yes, and it's.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Brilliant because think about it, like, here's my beef with nachos,
And especially when you stack the nachos, the chips underneath
don't get any love, true, and the ones on top
get all the love, and the chips get soggy and
there's just too much on it. So if you have
a separate thing, it's almost like a dip, right right,
with the meat and the tomatoes and the onions and
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the peppers and the cheese all mixed together. Then you
just dip it. I mean sure, that's better than somebody
already dipping your chip for you. How do you know
what I want on my chip or how much of
it you want it? Bingo Bengo. Yeah, I get that,
all right, that's the way to make nachos. And if
you can't make them like that, for the love of God,
spread them thin. Don't stack the nachos up Breadampton for sure.
(43:00):
Like how do people still not get this? You go
to like restaurants and you'll have a power.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Why all the walk is all the way to the
top and it makes no sense?
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Like I get it. It looks kind of cool, but
logistically it's a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
It makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
No
Ninety five to nine. Kiss at them. It's reading Eddie
in the afternoon. Hi Eddie Muddy, how are you.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm a little confused at what you normally wears black
and you're wearing gray, and it's it's just.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It looks different, that's all. Not in a bad way.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm just not used to seeing you, like with a
different colored T shirt.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I wear gray sometimes you.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I don't know you.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Hey, just looks different, that's all. That's all I noticed it.
I noticed things.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Observation, Yeah, observation.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I see when things change.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, all right, never noticed when I got a haircut.
But I you know you're.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Getting hair cut because you tell me you're going for
a haircuts.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I know because it's a big process. I know you,
and I hate it's not a big process. You're making
a big process. Whatever, dude, I'm feeling a way today.
I didn't I don't know the word for it. I'm
either feeling it's like it's not quite like philosophical, maybe
like full circle. I'm not sure. But I didn't tell
(01:01):
you this yesterday, but I forgot my bag of chips
at home, and it made me sad because I was
really looking forward to having.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
You got emotions because you forgot your bagage, and.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I was just like, this is quite the bummer.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
What kind of bad What kind of chips were they?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Dorito's the sweet and tangy.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Okay, so we don't have those in the vending machine.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Right, so okay, okay. So I was feeling a way
about it. And then it's almost like the universe corrected
itself today. It's almost like maybe it's rewarding me or
just maybe it's like things just fall into place, all right,
because I come into work today don't have I do
have chips today. But I think the universe like corrected
(01:42):
itself because today I walk in and I don't know
if the Morning Show was doing it their taste test thing,
but there was a bag of chips that was like
spicy pickle, yeah, and I tried them and talking to
Katie and I'm like, wow, those are really good and
she's like have them and I'm like really, She's like, yeah,
have the whole bag, and I'm like, oh, okay, So
(02:02):
I got chips right. And then just a little bit
ago before we went on air, I'm sitting at my
desk and our receptionist, Hope comes over because she fills
the vending machine. Yeah, she knows I like flaming hot
the flavor right. Yeah, She's like, hey, Rey, do you
want these? It's the last one, And I'm like.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
What's it expired?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Maybe? But I'm like, I'm like, yeah, I do. So
the universe rewarding me with two free bags of chips today.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I love hope. But she only gets thoves away when
it's expired.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Exploration days are only a suggestion, Eddie. Don't ruin my
karma buzz right now.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Tomorrow we get to call it in for me. Yeah,
I guess I got food poison. Guys, I can't make it.
I'm just setting you up. I'm just setting you up
right now.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I'm not gonna believe it. If I'm not believing you're
coming into work.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Ninety five mine kiss have them reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Eddie was out most of the day earlier doing management stuff. Sure,
so you probably didn't get a good chance to look
at the news or kind of look at your show prep,
which is fine, But do you know what day it
is today?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, I saw there was scenes to this in this day.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I'm glad you said that, because this perfect setup.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
For a year for Oh yeah, this one's dedicated to
old ladies in the front of the back, all the
older ladies out there looking nice.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You know who you are?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You know where I'm going with us?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
No, we're gonna call me old.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
No, no, no no. It's one of my favorite songs. Ever.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
You don't know this one, Beastie boys, I need to
give it some love on this special day.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Boom and Grannies.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, so you don't really know where this is going
because you've never heard this song before.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I don't recall it now.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well, it might sound odd, it might sound corny.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
We do.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
He has some sex france for those that are holy
for your crazy with the poms.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
A banger, is it though?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yes see, I'm talking about the way that'll.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Feel like this is weird, dude.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Let's say sixth and Ladies on twenty six and John
eighty listen and mine.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You've gotta appreciate our senior citizens. They've got life experience,
they've got knowledge.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
You just sound like a creeper right now, off.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Just turns out the light so we can go fall
see are you are you? Are you a creeper? Or
you just desperate? It's a day to celebrate our senior citizens.
Not like we don't have to like hook up with them.
We just have to celebrate them because of you at
the checkout line, you dropped coupons and.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You would look and talk to come on here, come
on here.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
If you're ridiculous, listen to listen, I could bet.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
On round Senior Citizens Day.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Smile on your face right now, respect our senior citizens.
Enjoy our senior citizens. Maybe not in that way, but
thank a senior citizen for for being who they are,
beating the odds of life. Mike's hard as me. I
just know I almost died last year.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
He was to ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Any five nine Kiss FM. It's reading Addie in the afternoon,
Happy Thursday, Happy Thursday. We're gonna play a game, all right,
and I'm gonna let you pick the game. But it's
kind of like a coin toss, like pick A or
b okay, only because I can't decide which one I
want to do. So you want game A or game B,
and you don't know what they are, so you just
pick ah. You want me to say, just pick A
(05:57):
PAY or BB. We're going with a see all of
a sudden made up my mind. Okay, so we're gonna
play a game. I just made it up because I
learned today that Stiffler, the duo who played Stiffler an
American Pie, Yeah, Sean Scott, if you were to guess
just how much do you think his net worth is?
(06:18):
Those are guys, but he hasn't done a lot. He
did the three or four American Pie movies Dukes Have Hazard,
which a lot of people forget about. He was in
Road Trip, true great movie, but just put throughout a
round number of how much do you think he's worth
the dude who played Stiffler an American Pie?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Fifteen million?
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Thirty million was close? Yeah, but I was like, oh, okay,
it was in show prep. Like a lot of people
probably wouldn't think he'd be worth that much, but he
makes like one hundred and ten thousand dollars a month.
I guess what. I don't know, but I'm jealous. So
I'm like, I wonder if we can make a game,
a net worth game, okay, and see if Eddie can
tell me who's worth more between two celebrities. Okay, all right,
(07:05):
so I think we could have some fun with him.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Down with this.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I named it the net Worth Game, net Worth game.
Let's do yes, because it's a game where you're guessing
who's Yeah, it checks out, a higher network, totally checks out.
It's the kind of name for a game that two
award winning DJs will come up with. Well it we
are two award winning DJs and we came up with
the name. So yes, it's exactly that. Who's worth more? Ready,
mister Beast or Kylie Jenner?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Some of these are gonna be tough.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I gotta go Beast.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, one billion, mister Beast, Kylie Jenner, seven and ten million.
I finally, just.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Two nights ago, started watching that game, Sean Prime.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Is it good because I haven't started so far.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It's all right.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's it's a very subdued version of squid game almost
if you think about it.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, okay, all right, we'll do more next the net
Worth Game. And he's gonna try to tell us who's
worth more? Do you say it that way? I don't know,
but we'll play more. It's the net Worth Game on
ninety five nine Kiss FM, reading Eddie in the afternoon.
I am giving Eddie two celebrities and he's got to
tell me who he thinks has a higher net worth
(08:12):
real he's an estimated one. Who cares if I'm even
being accurate with him? Who's worth more? Already?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
I do, because you're gonna win.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Arnold Schwarzeneger all right, the Govenator or Bruce Springsteen?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Oh, Boss.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Terminator.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I'm gonna go. I gotta go Bruce.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It's very close. It's very close. Yeah, Bruce Springsteen one
point one billion, Arnold Schwarzenegger one point two for Bruce.
Good for Bruce, for both of them. But he just
sold his music catalog too, so he got a crapload.
Who's worth more? Eddie? It's the net worth game?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Dwayne the Rock? Johnson or Lionel Messy?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh this is the hardest and so far, I think
The Rock's making crazy amount money per movie now.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
But Messy, he's the best soccer player in the world.
What does he get for being ome Man? Messy or
the Rock? It's gotta be Messy because he's more.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
You answered it yourself, dude. The soccer is the biggest
sport in the whole Messy words, six hundred million. I
honestly thought it would be more. The Rock eighty millions.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
That's it, not even that. Who's worth more? Eddie?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Super tough one here? Steven Spielberg or George Lucas.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Oh, they both made franchise movies that.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Star Wars Versus like E T and all the other
Spielberg movies.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Jones.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
George Lucas also made Howard the.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Duck underrated movie. I know, underrated movie.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Who's worth more?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Eddie?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I need an answer.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Man? Proud of it?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Part of the movie.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yes, they're telling him to duck, but he says they're
calling him because he's a duck.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Just answer the question, and he's probably.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Being a duck.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Stevens Bielberg George Lucas, Who's worth more?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I'm gonna go. I gotta go, George Lucas.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Stevens Bielberg really eight point three billion, George Lucas five
point one? So that's close, pretty close. One more, gotta
make it real quick. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators
of South Park. Who's worth more of them? Or the
Harry Potter creator J. K Rowling. Who's worth more?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
It's gotta be jk Rowling, Trey.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Parker and Matt's it's their big deal that I don't
know if that's included. But if not, that just puts
him way over. You wanna do one more round?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Sure? All right?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Then that Worth game will do one more round next
on kiss It's the net Worth game on Kiss FM.
Already he's gonna tell me who's worth more?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
I'm doing pretty good.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
You're like fifty to fifty start so far and I
then you only got too right?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Insane?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Right now?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Are you even here?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
And on to round three? Who's worth more? Already? Morgan
Wallen or Dua Lipaugh?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
M I feel like Dua's more internationally loan, but Morgan
Wallen is just huge right now in the States.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I had to guess who's worth more.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I'm going to Doua.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
How much do you think do a Leap is worth?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I don't even know where to start?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
How much you think Morgan Wallen's worth?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Morgan Wallen is worth fifty million? And do what's more?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Morgan Wallen worths forty million? Do a Lipa thirty five?
Oh close? But no cigar. Who's worth more already? Tiger
Woods or Michael Jordan.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Gotta be Michael Jordan, yep, because.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Tiger and they're both the Michael Jordan's.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Up their Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Jordan's Jordan.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
That's why I said they're not the both Tiger Woods
is of the you know who's worth more? Gordon Ramsey
or Madonna?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I feel like Ramsey would be sneaky worth more, Like
I wonder if he's got like investments and stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Of course he guys got restaurants and shows that everywhere.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
But Madonna, she was I mean, you couldn't get bigger
than her back in the day.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Back in the day, Yeah, but maybe she was. Who's
worth more?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Split on money?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Madonna? Need an answer?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Ramsey?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Madonna? That was like god to eight hundred and fifty million,
Gordon Ramsey six hundred and fifty, which was way more
than I actually a.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Piece of Jordan Washington d C is phenomenal, is it?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
It was good.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Who's worth more? Robert de Niro or George Clooney? It's
closer than you probably think.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Clooney, Yeah, he's got the money now, but he makes
money now with through his wife. His wife was also
makes bank.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
She's like a she's like a politician or no, she's
like like.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
A like a Unanian lawyer and all this stuff. She's
like attorney for stuff too, like she she she comes
from for money.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I'm going Clooney.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, Clooney seven hundred and forty three million, DeNiro five
hundred million.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Have you seen Clooney?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Lightey?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
He's looking old? Yeah, what happened there?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
It's never been good looking? Who's worst already? Last one?
Kim Kardashian or Rihanna? Tough?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
It's gonna be Kardashian yes, yeah, one point seven billion,
and Rihanna is one point four Yeah, those are close ones.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Dude, you thought pretty good? You didn't pretty good?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I'm fresh. You juste more often? Okay, I excel at it.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh you want to do it again because it's the
only thing you're You've been somewhat deep, I mean, got it. Yeah,
ninety five nine kids have them, Ery and Eddie in
the afternoon, almost Friday, almost all most.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
How did you feel coming into work this morning?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Fine?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
You weren't disturbed or bothered because we had a park
across the street.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, of course I was bothered because we had to
park across the street.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Of all people being annoyed, there's two people that came.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
To mind, and you were one of them.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Otis No, I thought you.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I thought you'd be upset about that. And then also
for some reason, I feel like John Jordan was annoyed
by it too.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I could see that. Ye, I could see Ross being
annoyed from w apl Ross and John Jordan. I can
see Otis being annoyed by it.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
That's sure too, But I don't know why you were
like top of the list's not gonna like that.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I warmed Jordan's today and then the grass was freshly cut.
I almost went back home. Come on, I didn't want
my Jordan's getting all green.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Why don't you just take off for shoes and walk
on the grass makes more sense of going all the
way back.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Home, but it would have been out of principle. You know, guys,
it's Thursday. Let's do normal or no Nine to two
eight one zero ninety five to nine the time of
the week where we take a look into things you
do that maybe other people think are weird, or maybe
(14:38):
things other people do that they think are normal but
you think are weird. You get it or you should.
We've been doing this forever.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
It's been a hot minute.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
It's normal or nope. Nine if I'm nine, kiss fm
peeing in the shower, No normal or nope. Eddy, I
feel disgusted about that. I say, nope, but I feel
like it's normal for everybody, but for me it's a nope.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
So for the people who.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Think it's normal, do you think though, like, let's say
they gotta they kind of gotta go. Do you think
they'll hold it until they get in or do you
think it's like when they're in there, then they all
of a sudden have to go, So they'll go.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
But why don't we all just go to the bathroom
before we shower? Bro, I don't know, Like, doesn't it
make sense.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I don't have to go.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Let me just because the body's you hear running water,
your body just wants to pay, So just go pay
before you jump in.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Well, even like doctors have said, peeing in the shower
is a bad idea because and once you get in
there and you go, your brain is going to connect
the running water. So maybe you're stuck out in the rain,
your brain is going to be like all right, time
to the pain. So plus, it's gross, you.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Know, that's exactly like think about your feet and then
like touching it, Like.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I get it it it's sterile, but it's gross.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I don't like just pee before or after, before or
after exactly hold it in, Hold it in, hold it in,
hold it in more normal than open's nine kidds, it's
normal or no, but ninety five to nine kiss FM.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Normal or no?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Betty teaching your kid about adult diapers normal? All right?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Why are you judging me?
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Eddie was teaching his kid about adult his seven year
old about adult dipers.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
The costco that I saw the box and I pointed
out to him, and he was amazed that they sell him.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
He was very confused. I explained it to him, but
he thought it was funny. It's only so often you
can relive your glory days of that seven year old.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Humor like, it's fun sure, not normal. It's ninety five
nine kiss FM reading Eddie in the afternoon nine two
eight one zero nine five nine Hit us up with yours.
This one just came in. When I was a little kid,
I used to eat the cupcake wrappers because my brother
played a trick on me in which he told me
I was supposed to eat it. When I went to kindergarten,
(16:45):
I learned that most people don't eat the cupcake wrappers.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Oh that's mean, Like did they money come.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Out the other end, or do you digest them a
little bit?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
They're thin enough to be digestible, right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Have you ever eaten something that just came out like
how it went down, like a penny or anything.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
No, I've never had a penny like a lego. You
are saying so fast, like you've done this before. Did
you eat it lego before? I don't think so a penny?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Have you done anything?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Because I don't.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I can't recall any of that.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I don't think i've ever I have enough trouble just
eating regular food.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
My kid when he was like three or four, loss
of tooths.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
We had to be four or five, and he accidentally
swallowed when we were at Colverst eating his chickennuggets.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Here's chicken tenders.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Okay, so we're talking about your kid in the seven
year old glory, Like you gotta at least tell your
kid if he swallows a watermelon seed, he's gonna grow
a water I've.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Told that too, with apples, like a watermelon app I
tell him all the time, Like no, I'm like, well,
I watched one. When your watermelon sits to grow on
your belly, don't you remember this conversation, buddy.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, definitely not normal the cupcake wrappers, but oh my god,
invention idea, edible cupcake grappers.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I mean, it's not a bad idea. Did you know
that the labels and apples are edible?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I think I did know that, So I've been peeling
them off and wasting fresh session.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Rifle with that, with that little pool and go ahead
and eat it.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I'm going to wait. That is true? Right?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
It is true?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Or not?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Even nine kids have them ketchup on mashed potatoes.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Not a bad idea, not normal though, but it's not horrible.
I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
That's kind of what I'm thinking.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
I have put barbecue sauce on mashed potatoes.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
You and barbecue sauce.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I love barbecue sauce, man, it's wait, it's my go to.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I do too, but I don't put it on everything.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I mean, try it.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
So, I've have you ever had like ketchup gravy or not,
like tomato gravy.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Oh my god, it's a game changer.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
It is it just thicker ketch Like what is this?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
It's like tomato based gravy, and I don't really know
how you make it because I would beg my mom
when I was a kid to make it. But I
know it's it's such a process.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I feel like it's just tomato soup.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
No, it's thicker. But anyway, we gotta play a couple songs.
We'll be back more normal or nope. Next Okay, we
just found out my mom lied to me. If you
missed the last bit, we're talking about normal or note
where someone said they put ketchup on mashed potatoes. And
then I told Eddie that I asked him if he
ever had tomato gravy on top of his mashed potatoes
and he said no, So I'm explaining it to him.
(19:15):
And then I told him that my mom I used
to beg my mom to make it, and she would
every now and then, but she eventually told me it's
too much of a hassle to make, so she didn't
make it off.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
So I looked up a recipe okay, off the kitchen
dot com. There is one, two, three, four, five, six
ingredients only and two steps, so she's got some splaining
to do.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I'm not gonna forget this. It's ninety five nine kiss
FM read and Eddie in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
You're gonna get a text from her later.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I hope so, I hope.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
So we're doing normal or note? What are things that
you do that other people might think are not normal?
Or vice versa. You know someone that does something weird?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
We got?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I love slightly scorched popcorn.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
See I can't. I love popcorn, that's my go to snack.
But it's slightly burns. I can't do it, even the
slightest can't do it. Tastes so awful to me, Like
maybe it's different microwave burnt versus like movie theater popcorn.
But that smells like no, no, nope, no.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
No, no no, because it's so pungent.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I try to talk myself into maybe, but no, it's
a nope, can't do it.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I can't even get close to that.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I love just the popcorn is so good.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Even when it's not burnt. The smell that if it's
the wrong brand, and yeah it's ninety five nine Kiss
FM normal or no. Peanut butter bread with chili with chili,
I'm not throwing that out. Peanut butter bread, yeah, I
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don't even know you put peanut butter on a piece
of bread and then put chili on top of it
kind of thing. Yeah, I need more clarification.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Because peanut butter weirdly goes with a lot of things.
It really does, and it's weird.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
I mean, if you canna put people on bacon habitie delicious,
I wouldn't. I wouldn't not try the chill.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
I I you know I would.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Next time there's chili around, we should try it. Why not?
What do we have to lose? Like, it can't be bad.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I'm intrigued by this one. Normaler Nope, eating raw beef Okay,
all right, all right, we gotta make this quick.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
I know.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Well, yeah, it's like from your old your like your
parents or your grandparents.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Just don't do it.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
I back in high school, like my high school girlfriend,
her grandma used to eat those.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
The raw Yeah it's the cannibal whatever that say.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, where it's just raw ground beef bread.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I can't do it. I know a lot of people
do it.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
It's a Midwest thing, but no, no thanking. I think
it's more of a Wisconsin thing, to be honest, but
I probably I can't.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
All right, we'll do one more round a normaler nope,
next to is with yours nine to two eight one zero,
ninety five nine, it's normal or nope on ninety five nine?
(22:17):
Kiss Fm' still mad at my mom for lying to
me about the tomato gravy.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I love your mom.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
That's fantastic. The fact that she said it's two steps
it's I love it. I absolutely love it.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I'm glad you enjoy my turmoil. We're doing normal or nope,
kiss FM. It's reading Addie in the afternoon, eating my
food cold. I will wait an hour after serving to eat.
Some things do taste good cold, like ice cream, No
come out like cold pizza. Yeah that's better than warm pizza.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
It's not better.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
See, So why would you purposely wait? Okay, I will
stand firm on this. Not at everything on the menu,
but a lot of Taco Bell menu items taste better cold.
Really yeah, I think so, like the burritos, for example,
because it kind of thickens up a little bit.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Well, you can't really reheat those either because there's sour
cream in there or lettuce, Like I feel like, you know,
you don't want to throw them.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Heap them out for hours and hours and hours.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
And you wonder why you almost died.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Well, that's because I can't chew properly. I mean, like
I just swallow my food like a doll. You need help.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Eating my food cold that way, I'm gonna say. Nope.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I drink a lot of my drinks lukewarm, like energy drinks.
They're just sitting out of my desk. I need home,
They're just sitting out in the cay.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
I need those things cold.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
They sure are they better cold? Yeah? Do I Is
it that much of a difference for me? Nope.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
I don't want to try to eat them like broom temperature.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Like water, Like all my bottled water at home, it's
it always sits out and I always drink water is fine, but.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I feel like it's got carbonation. It's gotta be cold.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Sodas and stuff. Yeah, but energy drinks, I you know what,
I don't care. You know what I don't care.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I can't imagine a room temperature red Bull.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
That's not for me.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, I mean it's a big deal, no big deal.
Nine nine Kiss FM. It's reading Addie in the afternoon.
Football season coming up. I think all of us are
excited for our teams.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
I think this division could be a close one.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I think, No, I don't. Lions are gonna just dominate anyways,
don't derail me. How do you feel typically after your
football team loses. I think everyone gets sad, But does
it affect your mood a lot or does it even
affect the rest of your day.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I think there's a there's a five to ten minute
really angry thing, and then you just go back to
your day, and then you get to work the next day,
and then you get angry again.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
But you're a Bears fan sopposed to lose it, You're
you expect to lose.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I hate you so much.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Trust me. I've been there as a Lions fan my
whole life. I've expected to lose. Actually that's not true,
because I still expected them to win even though they
always lost, and I would still get mad even when
they lost. Yeah, Lions have a Maybe it's just my bias.
I'm sure you'll probably say a thing for the Bears.
The games that they're supposed to lose to, they'll still lose,
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but they'll make them super close, right and give you
that like, oh my god, we're gonna win.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I think every sports team feels that way for their team.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Yeah, so if if the Lions lose, I get upset.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
How mad?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
I don't know. It's like a bad man, I do
because you don't.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Text back when the Lions lose. You cut off communication.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Now it's even worse because the expectations are there for
the Lions. Right. I never had that my life.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah, you shut down. I did experience it because you
just troll me all the time.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I have no reason to troll you because you're a
Bears fan. I know, so I can't try you, but
I know other people in the building do. But you
just shut down.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
I don't shut down.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
But hier, you're.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
If your team wins, if the Bears win, do you
get does your romantic mood boost a little bit? No? No,
I would assume so, because you don't win a lot
as a Bear. But a new survey found, and we'll
talk about it next, forty nine percent of NFL fans
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admit that will win by their favorite team boosts their
romantic mood.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Can you get the same reaction when you're the team
you despise the most loses?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (26:36):
All right, yep, Okay, then that checks out.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, we'll talk about we'll dive a little deeper next.
But when your football team wins, you want to kind
of get it on a little bit. Yeah, we'll talk.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Hold on.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
When your football team wins, does that put you in
a bow? Chicka? Wow? Wow mood it's ninety five nine
kiss FM. As a Lions fan, Hell yeah, listen, man,
as in my entire life, we have sucked and now
we're good.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
I suck again.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
We don't shut up. He't so angry when the Lions win. Yeah, dude,
my mood is so good. Yeah. There's a new study
that says forty nine percent of NFL fans admit that'll
win by their favorite team will boost their romantic mood.
I've got stats for Packers fans, okay, and I've got
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stats for my Lions fans. So Lions fans their romantic
mood boosts forty eight percent after a win. Wow, and
that's a big number. After a loss, they're romantic mood
dips twenty nine percent. So Packers fans after a win,
they basically get forty four percent more horny, and then
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after they lose forty one percent not. But yeah, as
when my football team newses, I wouldn't say the day
is ruined, but.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
This is how we know things have gotten out of control?
We we let football games affect this to this point.
That's doesn't see right? Does it like we're letting football decide.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Listen our mood. Just one super Bowl and then ask
me about it. My whole mood might change. But until
I've gotten when you've gotten one, packers have gotten some.
Here's read Alliance fan with nothing. I mean like three
playoff wins in my entire life to celebrate and no championships.
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Are you tearing up a little bit inside?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Hey's okay, it's fine. Did you hug not from you?
You wanna hug it out? Not anymore.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I'm coming over this year.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Here, get away from there me this year. The lines
are gonna win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
So oh, you definitely need another hug coming here.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Ninety five nine kids at them. It's reading Eddie in
the afternoon. And I saw a BuzzFeed article today and
ask people what some of the pettiest reasons were that
they stopped hooking up with somebody. Okay, not dating or
breaking up in a relationship, just casual, Like what was
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the line that was crossed?
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
So I want you to think I already know one
thing for you.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
You do.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, and you're happily married. Man. But yeah, sure you've
had girlfriends before. I'm sure you've had some hookups before,
Eddie or ladies.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Man.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
You're nice, you're a handsome guy. I'm sure you've you've
had your family.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
And you know what my line is, I know, like a.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Reason you stopped dating someone before. We'll get into it
in a minute. Okay, probably know where I'm going with that.
Maybe you don't. But what's the pettiest reason you've stopped
hooking up with somebody? Nine to two O two eight
one zero ninety five nine. For Eddie, it's because she
was married.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Oh yeah, if they're married, no date, there's a line.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
The whole story doesn't quite there's a line right there.
Because you're married, we can't date. But you were at
her house, no signs of another man living. There was
going on.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I was in my early twenties.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I don't know, just chose not to see those things.
Listen the family portrait on the fire place.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
There was nothing, dude. But when a moment I found out,
I was out.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
The work boots by the doors. Okay out. I don't
believe you, but I'm not gonna harp you for it.
Pettiest reasons you've broken up with somebody, There's been a
plenty of them for me, and I don't want to
come across as that guy or that the day. But yeah,
I maybe have ended things because a girl had weird tattoos.
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I mean, it's not like your tattoos any I got
a I got lego tattoos. Right, that's awesome, is it?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Though you're four year old? Man?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
I uh have a lego.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
They don't go away once you turn fort either. They
stick with you. Geez.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I'm sure this planings out there that I'll get it
removed for her if you want it gone.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
I don't want it gone because it rules. I've stopped
hanging out with a chick because she made like weird,
uncomfortable eye contact.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
What was uncomfortable like just staring at you like Jazze,
like a real random moments or.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
You just having a conversation and she's gazing at you
just like randomly.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Sometimes she would like look at me, Like, so you're
on the.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Couch watching TV and you turn around, she's just staring
at you.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Yeah, like very intense but like loving eyes but like
but like too much. But she could have been the
perfecta at me like I was like Jesus walking on
water or something you miss. But she's also a little cuckoo,
so I don't think.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
So.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
What are the pettiest reasons you've broken up with someone? N?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Eight?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Once z're on ninety five to nine, we'll talk next.
What are the pettiest reasons you have stopped hooking up
with a person? Eddie stopped hooking up with someone once
she found out she was married. You make it sound
like things got real far into the weeds there. I'm
not gonna ask any questions. I'm not here to judge
nine eight one zero ninety five nine pettiest reasons you've
broken up with someone? Off the text line, he had
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his name tattooed across his back, his own name. I'm
assuming last name says last name.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Did I not say that?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, like a Jersey that's a little weird, buttle weird.
But I've seen people.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Pride when it comes to that. I think like a
family name pride.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I don't know if this is true, but I hope
it is. My buddy broke it off with his friends
with benefits because he saw her use Internet Explorer and
just couldn't get over that wouldn't be a deal breaker
for me, just chugging up his You're kind of dumb.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
It's just old school. You embraced the old school stuff,
you like, the nostalgia that I used to bring you.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
All the pop ups and the bars that took up
the counter.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Yeah, that was brutal.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
What an era.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
One of the pettiest reasons you've stopped hooking up with buddy,
they ruined the ending of X files for me. That's valid.
She'd get over that quick though, depending on what if,
like somebody you're seeing Star Wars for the first time,
like and she ruins it for you.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah, But if again, the movie's fifty years old.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
What we're seeing it for the first time and she
ruins it for you'd be like, oh yeah, Luke and
Laya their brother and sister, Darth Vader's dad. I'd be like,
get out.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah, you'll get bad. You'll go back to her next day.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
It does kind of boil down to like how hot
are you?
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Right, let's be real nine eight one here on ninety
five nine, we're talking about pettious reasons you stopped hooking
up with somebody. She was a model, but she held
her fork like a shovel again model, I'll get over it.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
So like, obviously we're not a visual medium, but like,
so is this a shovel like grabbing with your whole
or hand.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Like this, I would assume, like how like a five
year old eat? Oh yeah, I dude, not a problem
for me.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
You get over that quick.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
No.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I probably pettiest reasons you broke up with somebody. Her
first name rhymed with my last name. That's kind of
like your wife.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yep. Absolutely, it didn't bother me because it's not like
I'm gonna be.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Rinning that name on checks or anything.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
But I've okay, I got a last name. Nothing, No
one's first name is gonna rhyme with it. But I've
also thought, like what, like what what do people think that?
Like what if your last name was like Cherry or something.
It's like your first name's Terry, Terry Cherry, you're gonna
be Julia. I don't know that's funny? Why is that funny?
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We'll we're talking about pettious reasons you've stopped hooking up
with somebody, and some person texted in saying her first
name rhymed with his last name, like a Julia Gulia situation.
But also we we talked about like how maybe you
think about that, like how would that be in the future.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
People have done that, and then people also marry people
with the same last name. So I know somebody that
his last name was Stevens and metal girl whose last
name was also Stevens.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
That's almost a convenience.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Isn't that weird though, because you've married?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
But yeah, but could you date someone with the same
first name as your mom?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
I don't know if I can. Nope, I don't know
if I can do that.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Thank God, my mom's name isn't a common name, so
I there's no way. Maybe it's because my mom's name
is so common. I don't know if I've ever met
anyone with that first name. Sure, maybe that's why I
really can't fathom it, because imagine if your mom's name
is like Jennifer or something like common name. So maybe
I don't know if I could do it. Not for me,
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I didn't want to think about it. No. Eight one
zero ninety five nine Pettiest reasons you broke up with someone.
He made me text I consent before doing it.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
That's not cool.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Two things here. One, it's like, all right, he's being safe,
But two, like, what happened for you to do this? Yeah,
I don't like, did you get in trouble before or
did somebody like kind of screw you over and like
say something that wasn't true either way? Kind of pettiest
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reasons you broke up with someone He talked to NonStop
while I was trying to watch a show.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Well, I mean, obviously maybe picked a show that you
guys can all watch together.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Versus.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I stopped hanging out with a girl because she would Similarly,
she would play stupid random music loudly on her phone
all the time, Like we'd be talking and she just
I'd like, first of all, this song sucks, and second
of all, what are you doing? I don't want to
listen to music right now?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
You're very particular.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
I like what I like Eddie?
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Right? You do you not?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Five nine kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon
in South Korea. Is they're they're doing something that you're
probably not gonna like. Okay, they are stepping right into
the future. Okay, hologram police.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I mean that is a future.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
It's been in movies. He's becoming a thing.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
It's a real thing happening out in South Korea. Hologram police.
And they say crime is down in South Korea, But
do you for at what cost? Eddie? Like you're walking
down that you're walking down downtown ash gosh, one night
out with the fam and you've got a hologram police
officer talking to you.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
That's a little too much total recall for me, Like
I won't be.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Able to stop myself from poking at the hologram police
they're talking to you.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Too excited yet, because it's also kind of dumb. I'll
tell you the South Korea hologram police that are effectively
lowering crime. But I'll give you the scoop next. If
there's one thing that makes Thatudi afraid, it's the future.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I mean, we're not trending in the right direction, or are.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
We trending in the right direction? Because South Korea has
just implemented hologram police. I'm intrigued by this keep crime
down and I feel like I've seen this in like
Judge dread or Miority Report. Yes, total recall or something
like that. But there are hologram police in South Korea,
and it's working. Crime's going down, Like I would.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Be poking at that hologram the whole entire time. They're
trying to write me up for a ticket.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Here's the thing. You can't poke at them. You can't,
not in the way you think. So here's the deal.
So they've got these hologram police in South Korea that
come out between like seven pm and ten pm, basically
just reminding people that police exist, so.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
They're not real kind yes and no.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
So these hologram police, it's basically like a cardboard cutout,
like a blank black cardboard cutout, like a shadow person.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Kind of thing, right, and then it's projected on and
then it's projected on it lame.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
That is lame, but it's kind of It looks kind
of weird, but also kind of cool because the projection moved,
so it looks like, you know, sure, you know, like
a breathing, living looking blinking.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
Baxactly watching TV because it's on a screen exactly. I
don't like that, So that's exactly what it is. But
it's kind of weird and cool because these holograms they'll
say stuff like the police will respond immediately in emergencies
and things like there are surveillance cameras everywhere.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
I was expecting, like holographs like Back to the Future.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
No, not like the Jaws. Yeah, thats why don't we
have that?
Speaker 3 (39:47):
I mean we were promised a lot with that movie, like.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
That in Back to the Future too. When they went
to the Future was ten years ago. It was twenty fifteen.
You're right, and we don't have hardly any none of it.
You don't have self lacing shoes, we don't have the
pizza machine, we don't have hoverboards. We would have holograms
that come out and bite you.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
The pizza machine would be great.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Tell me, though, what is the point of that baseball bat?
Biff had that like expanded like the telescoping base There
was no point. Why do you have that? And why
do why did the dude have the soundboard chest were
clucked like a chicken.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
I mean, I don't know, dude, we didn't know what
the feature. Hell we I thinking while we didn't know
it was gonna.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Happen, Well none of it happened. So I mean it's
actually it's like way worse.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Wait wait to bring me down.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Ninety nine kids at Memory and Eddie in the Afternoon
got to give a big thirteenth birthday shout out to Asher,
big football in Lacrosse fan. Happy birthday to Asher and
check this out if you are a Taco bell fan
like pretty much everyone in the world, there's a Louisiana
woman who thinks she has the ultimate taco bell hack. Ever,
I'll tell you what it is and ninety five nine
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Kiss FM it's reading Eddie in the Afternoon. A Louisiana woman, Yeah,
claims to have the taco bell hack of a lifetime.
Did you see this? No, I got admit it's pretty good.
But also it's actually my favorite way to have nachos.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
A taco Bell hack and involves nachos.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, like because they've got the Have you ever had
their nacho bell Grande at Taco Bell?
Speaker 3 (41:31):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Yeah, So it's it's just nacho. It's like a like
a bed of chips with like all of the meat
and cheese and salur cream and tomatoes and stuff on tacoo. Yeah,
she says she discovered this hack and not bad. What
she does is she'll go to Taco Bell, She'll order
the nachos bell Grande and she'll be like, but keep
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the chips separate, and sometimes she said, they'll be like
huh explained, And she's like, all right, so I want
the chips in one container, and then I want all
the stuff that goes on the chips in another container.
Speaker 3 (42:04):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
She orders that, and she gets it. And what happens is,
at least to her, filled up one hole those little
like oval containers with chips, sure, and another one with
just the stuff that goes on top.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Okay, So she gets smart and yes, and it's.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Brilliant because think about it, like, here's my beef with nachos,
And especially when you stack the nachos, the chips underneath
don't get any love, true, and the ones on top
get all the love, and the chips get soggy and
there's just too much on it. So if you have
a separate thing, it's almost like a dip, right right,
with the meat and the tomatoes and the onions and
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the peppers and the cheese all mixed together. Then you
just dip it. I mean sure, that's better than somebody
already dipping your chip for you. How do you know
what I want on my chip or how much of
it you want it? Bingo Bengo. Yeah, I get that,
all right, that's the way to make nachos. And if
you can't make them like that, for the love of God,
spread them thin. Don't stack the nachos up Breadampton for sure.
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Like how do people still not get this? You go
to like restaurants and you'll have a power.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Why all the walk is all the way to the
top and it makes no sense?
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Like I get it. It looks kind of cool, but
logistically it's a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
It makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
No
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