August 25, 2025 • 37 mins
Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from August 22. Fresh off vacation, Reed says the week felt like a breeze and now he’s scheming how to only work half the year. Eddie is locked on WBAY’s weather report and refuses to believe anyone can actually “see 10 miles of visibility.” Eddie quizzes Reed on the top five tourist attractions in the U.S., they trade their pettiest celebrity beefs (Travis Kelce, Morgan Wallen, and Keith Urban’s hair all take hits), and Reed debuts his brand-new game “Overly Complicated Song Titles” with Eddie on fire. They also tear apart Collider’s list of the funniest movies of the last 50 years (spoiler: Reed is not impressed), dig into the Antarctica “ice wall” conspiracy theory, and debate whether the Tooth Fairy is more creepy than cute.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety nine. Kiss FM is reading Addie in the afternoon,
Happy Friday. We made it. We made it. Let me
tell you something. Going on vacation for a week made
this week a breeze. Like, so, let me let me
analyze this for you real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You take a vacation and so then coming back to work,
does it feel like work or makes it feel easier?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Like? What is it? I don't know, Like, what's that switch?
Because what in the weekend? Do the same for you?
For Mondays? Is it long enough? Oh, it's it's time. Yeah,
so yeah, I'm thinking about working bi weekly. I don't
think it works out, but like, can we figure it out?
I don't think. No, I don't think it works Like
how long do I have to work here to take
(00:46):
half a year off? I don't think.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Again, we live in the United States. It don't never
happen if you're in a different country.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Maybe, well, whatever, do you know what day it is? Today? Friday?
It's National Being a Angel Day? Oh I know angel
that I'm a living, breathing angel. Shut up, No you haven't.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm sure somebody has said, maybe your mom's ad to
you when you're a baby. Now you grow up and
your mom's like you're in the Devil.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Still Cows ninety five nine Kids FM reading Eddie in
the afternoon. Why are you looking at the TV like angry? Now?
And every time I see this it kind of annoys me. Okay,
so let me set this up. I'm sitting here, the
song's about to end. I'm looking at Eddie and he's
laser focused looking at the traffic report, on the weather,
on the traffic weather whatever, the sub channel of WBA.
(01:34):
Why you look mad? Why? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Because every time any sort of weather report gives me visibility,
like today's visibility is ten miles. Nobody on Earth can
see ten miles for ahead, nobody. So what does it
matter what the visibility is. You can't see ten miles ahead,
and you can't see ten miles at him? No way, yeah, no, absolutely,
no way. I could almost.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
There's a landmark that's really tall. It's ten miles.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh, there it is, But you can't if you're on
a highway, you can't see miles.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
But I was on the highway and you were ten
miles away, and you'd ask me how many fingers you
were holding up. I tell you, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I need someone to explain to me what they mean
by ten miles of visibility.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's because it makes no sense to me. I don't
understand it. What to understand? What is it? Oh, nobody
get where. Let's say we're in Paris and we're ten
miles away from the Eiffel Tower. You'll be able to
see it because it's high, and yeah, that's what it means.
If I'm in a miss it's not this thing this
weather report is saying you're not gonna be able to
(02:33):
see the car ten miles in front of you. That's
not what they're saying. They're saying conditions. No, because you
can't see a car ten miles in front of you.
It's the conditions like the smoke and fog and stuff.
I don't believe that's true. So what is not to believe?
I need somebody to call me and tell me what
this means. I just did. I don't think you're right.
(02:53):
I'm right, because what does it matter on a traffic
report ten miles of visibility? Like? Why do I need
to know that my traffic reports?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'm being serious and I'm not trying to be funny here,
like it does not compute.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well, maybe I need like a Steve Bailon to reach
out to me and tell me what's going on for
you in your car because you can't see ten But
it's like if you're looking down the horizon like I'm
struggling with am I'm saying this right, I don't know
if you are. I need someone smarter than because okay,
because they say this, they say, you know, like if
you're looking out into the distance, nothing's blacking your view.
(03:27):
The earth just ends at some point, right, like you
just don't see anymore. Right, Sure, I've heard that's because
the average human can only see seventeen miles until the
curvature hits. So again, doesn't make sense to me just
because you believe it's flat. No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
First of all, I don't if someone like I'm driving
ten miles of visibility, what does it mean?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It means you can see.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
There's no way I can see ten miles ahead of me.
No way nobody can unless you're an eagle.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm an eagle at you, I can see it. Ninety
five nine Kiss FM, it's Read and Eddie in the afternoon.
Anybody on a Friday, Friday, Ye, good day. That's all
I got you doing like whoop woops. I don't know
what I'm doing. I really don't know. It's Friday and
I don't care. Yeah, the Boss isn't here today. You know.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I love how he doesn't tell anybody that he's off.
But when he's off, we all like we know it
right way, like nine not here, he's off?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Hear me out? Is it on the calendar? No? Maybe,
I don't know. See, this is my brother. I never
look at that stupid calendar, and you always yell at
me when i'm you know, I'm off next week Thursday Friday, Right,
I will forget and blame you for not everyone.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
For the record, I'm giving you a week's notice, and
I've told you before Thursday.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Friday next week. I am nowhere near here. Okay, you
did tell me this week, but there are weeks where
you just don't tell you anyways. Top five, top five.
It's my turn where Eddie grabs a top five list
and I got to try to guess all five things
off of the list. I do not know what it is, yes, sir, yeah,
but you're about to tell me. Yeah, you'll definitely know these.
(05:03):
This is gonna be easy. I think you'll get all
these Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Top five tourist attractions in the United States. Top five
tourist attractions in the United States. So I'm not looking
for cities. I'm looking for specifically the attractions top five
attractions for tourists in the United States of America.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
On its surface, it sounds easy.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's pretty easy, pretty pretty, pretty pretty pretty.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay, No, you know what, I think I'm gonna nail this.
I think you got this? Got okay? All right, So
two songs to think about it, and then we'll put
sixty seconds on the clock and I will I'm predicting this.
I'm confident you actually guess all five of the top five.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Tourist attractions in the United States of America, like most
popular or top five.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, all right, all right, we'll do that. Next. I
kiss you got it? Ninety five nine Kids FM Top
five reads turn Because it's Friday, and this one started
off a little bit rough for me, but I think
I got it. I'm going to try to guess all
of the top five most popular US.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Five tourist attractions tourists tourists, so people visiting the United
States of America, there are top five tourist attractions in
the arright.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
While this was difficult again at first, I think I
kind of picked up a rhythm along the way.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I feel like if you just start rattling off places
and locations and actual things.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
But my show is, like I asked, I'm like, I'm
thinking like Daytona five hundred, and you're like no, and
I'm like, crack, just started scratching. Alright, So throw sixty
seconds up on the clock, tell them what it is again,
and caln me down.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Top five tourist attractions in the United States of America
three two one.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Disney World number three, Disneyland, No White House, no DC
No does that count? It didn't. But no New York City,
it's not your Liberty number one, Cedar Point, No, Niagara
Falls number two, Brand Canyon number five. You need one
more number.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No the Alamo, no them. Remember you got plenty of times.
I know, plenty of times. I just blew my load
on all those you got. You got more load in you.
I don't know if that sounded good. I apologize.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Getty's Bird, no.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Hint, you've you've mentioned this city with a different attraction,
the Spear, No h the Googenheim. When you said New
York I said, New York, there a few more Second Street.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
No time. No, yes, it is not so close. That
is time.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
WHOA, let's start off the list of the ones you
got top five on.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I feel like New York City should cout for all
of them. No, because it's a city. But what it's
the attraction World Trade Center one. No, not even clay Oh,
but you're gonna hate yourself. I'll tell you that much.
Joke's on you because I already do top five.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Turns attractions in the United States starting at number five.
You got the Grand Canyon. You didn't get number four,
so we'll skip out. You got number three, Walt Disney World,
you got number two, Niagara Falls. You got number one,
Statue of Liberty. What is the other New York attraction
you did not get coming at number four?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
What sa Traul Park? Central Park is at number Go
to a park? I mean you go to New York City,
which is the opposite of a park. To go to
a park. Guess what, Eddie, next time in New York City,
I'm not going to that, not going to Central Park.
(08:48):
I'm skipping.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Even though let's say you meet the woman of your
dreams and she all she wants to do is go
to Central Park and be like, no.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I go there. Ninety five nine kids f them? It's
reading Eddie in the afternoon. Is there like a celebrity
or someone famous, athlete, musician, actor, actress that you radio DJ,
radio DJ that you just can't stand but for not
a valid reason, maybe like a petty reason. Okay, it's
(09:14):
not even nine kids off them? Think about it. I
got one. I think I got who's yours? First? One
came out of my mind as Margan Walling. Of course
he drives me nuts. Why does he drive me?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
He came out into the seen years ago, mullet, no sleeves.
It became a thing like what are you doing? It's
not nineteen eighty seven, Like what is happening? Yeah, the
more sleeves and cut your hair, and he finally cut his.
Everybody still goes sleeveless. It makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
But he writes great music. So annoying, uh for me?
Probably Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Why let me ask you, this was Chevis Kelsey? Okay,
in your book until Taylor Swift. Because maybe the problem
is Taylor Swift and not Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And based on your history, I think it's Taylor Swift.
I wasn't a huge fan of I wasn't a fan
or not a fan of Travis Kelsey before Taylor Swift.
So it's Taylor Swift then, So yeah, it's because it's yeah,
because he's dating Taylor Swift and you secretly love her.
I don't secretly love Taylor Swift. I have plenty of
evidence if we go back to bed. Is she beautiful? Yes?
(10:19):
And yes, am I in love with her? No? Some
let's say you are. But also I just think he's annoying.
So that's not really a petty reason. The reason I'm
asking this is I I came across a couple people
in a BuzzFeed article that we're talking about celebrities they
didn't like for really no valid reasons, just petty reason sure,
(10:41):
like Nick Jonas is one of them. Why why do
we hate Nick Jonas? This one person does that Nick
Jonas because he used to have the same facial expression
for all of his selfies for years. And I closed
my eyes and visualized it, and it's like the squinty,
like the eyebrowser up kind of thing. You can't be mad.
It's it's his blue steel. Yeah, it's like a I
(11:03):
hate it. He came up with a looking round with it,
but I don't switch it up. Nick, come on, So basically,
I want to know what celebrity you hate for the
pettiest reason? Another one Leonardo DiCaprio. What's wrong with Leo?
This person says he talks himself up as environmental activist,
then does everything imaginable to prove he doesn't actually care
(11:24):
about the environment because he has a yacht always, he's
always traveling. He's always on the yachts, which is true,
but maybe he recycles on the yacht. Recycling is a scam.
We can get into that another time. Everything for you
as a scammer? Conspiracy one zero ninety five to nine. Oh,
what celebrity do you hate for the pettiest reason? Let
us know. People are sharing their celebrities that they hate
(11:47):
for the pettiest reasons, and I love it. You've just
loved the scandalous I do yes ninety five nine Kiss FM,
read and Eddie in the afternoon. What celebrity do you
hate for the pettiest reason? Nine two oh two eight
one zero ninety five to nine. Rihanna why it says
she gives off such a stuck up, mean girl energy.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I don't think she hasn't mean that. Every time you've
seen an interview she seems pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
She is, And I know we've shared a kiss. You
didn't I kiss Rihanna. It's a real thing. Yeah, but
you didn't kiss her on the lips? Right, well, my
lips touched her skin on her hand. Still counts that
any ridiculous? These lips have touched Rihanna? All right? What's celebrity?
Can you not stand? For the pettiest reason? John Krasinski,
(12:31):
the dude from the Office, He's a cool dude. Another one.
He seems cool, but it says after the Office, I
felt like Hollywood was really trying to push him as
the next heart throbed negastar. Did they though? Yeah? They? Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Everything he's done since the Office, those random movies and
TV shows, it's been pretty good.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I have you seen the what's the Amazon Prime movie?
He's in her show, The Jack one of those. I
haven't because there's like two Jack Reachers. No, there's a
Jack Reacher and then his is the one the a
some forward and then good you remember it so well,
it'll come to me. Sure, it'll come to me. Stop
doing that. I'm trying to think what it is good?
(13:11):
What celebrity do you hate for the pettiest reason? Neil
Patrick Harris NPH for the Amy Winehouse corpse party decor.
Remember that that was not a good look. That was pretty.
Another one says Ariana Grande. Probably I disliked the whole innocent,
fragile girl act. Yeah, I didn't see it. But also
(13:34):
remember the cupcake Debacca where she's like, I hate Americans. Americans.
I could see that, So if I were to hate,
it would be for that. Al Right, fine, I got
you one zero ninety five to nine. What celebrity do
you hate for the weirdest reason, pettiest reason? Keith Urban.
His hair enrages me. He's got good hair. I just
(13:57):
want to buzz it off straight down the middle. No,
but his hair doesn't rage me too. Why because it's
so good. It's just it's need. He's figured out his
style and it works. He needs to switch it up.
He's been like that for two a week.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You find a style like I've had the same hairstone
now for years, because why switch it.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Up if it works? But yours is a normal style.
His is definitely not a normal. Keith Urban does not
have a normal hairstyle. It works if he were to
do it. He doesn't look like himself anymore. Everyone's like
that doing maybe he he he needs a little upgrade,
he needs a little change. Yes, Eith Urban, Keith Urban
cuts your hair. Never know you're so invested in Keith
Urban's hair. I am now man, He's a torpedo of
(14:36):
anger twirling about ninety five nine. Kiss have them reading
Addie in the afternoon. Let's play a game, buddy. All right,
all right, Carly's on vacation this week. Yeah, so Monday. Yeah,
I can't do CAP or no CAP, So I created
another game. Okay, remember when we did a game before
called over complicated movie quote? Yes, where I would take
(15:00):
a very famous movie quote but change the words up,
same meaning, but over complicate the actual There's no reason
for this game, but yes, I do remember that. Yeah, Like,
let's say, Jaws, you're gonna need a bigger boat. It
would be like you will require a larger floatable vessel
or something like that. Complicated. So we're gonna do overly
(15:21):
complicated song titles. Okay, all right? Are these all Kiss
FM songs? Okay? Alright, So these are all gonna be
songs you I think I believe you would hear on
Kiss FM, or you currently do hear on Kiss FM.
Most of them are pretty current. Alright, So I'm gonna
overly complicate a song title. You tell me what you
think it is. Okay, I'm ready. We'll start with this
(15:42):
one right now. It's overly complicated song titles on Kiss FM.
The unremarkably average state of human existence.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Ordinary, dude, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You seem surprise. Yeah, I was a little nervous. Your
face is like.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It was almost too easy for me. That's sounds like
that can't be right. See, I struggle usually with game.
I didn't give myself enough credit.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
So let's do another one. All right, I'm ready. Overly
complicated song titles. My apologies, but my attendance has been
reserved on behalf of a different individual. This one's easy.
I think it's sorry. I'm here for somebody else. Benson Moon. Yeah,
two for two, I'm on fire. You're getting cocky. I'm
(16:31):
on fire. One more and then we'll take a break
and we'll do more. All right, all right, Overly complicated
song titles deprived of fabric based garments in a vulnerably
exposed condition. WHOA say that again? Deprived of fabric based
garments and a vulnerabil I'm like you, vulnerably over condition.
(16:54):
Deprived of fabric based garments in a vulnerably exposed condition.
Oh just oh, I have no clue where to go
with this one. I mean, just the first couple of words,
does it? I think? Oh? Sorry, one more time, one
more time. Deprived of fabric based garments in a vulnerably
exposed condition. Quickly words, it's right there, sombers undressed. Oh dude,
(17:24):
you're good. Yeah, we'll do more. I'm too good. Overly
complicated song titles. More next, I'm the best. I wish
you could see Eddie right now. He is so proud
of himself and he's you could tell. Do you understand why?
You get why?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Right?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I get why? Because I always lose and so far
you're four for four, so good. Overly complicated song titles.
This is a new Eddie. It's a new Eddie here.
I took some kiss at them songs that we play regularly,
and I over complicated the titles and Eddie's got to
guess what is? Are we ready? Let me drink some
more of this brain juice. So I'm happy for you.
(18:05):
I'm gonna feel bad if I get you one that's tough. Okay,
so there is one you're not gonna get, But here
we go. Complicated song titles. The rose colored equine themed
establishment for late night revelry, the rose colored clues that
(18:27):
was super easy, right, overly complicated song titles. Currency bands
of a Cerulian hue used to bind monetary units? Curacy currency?
What currency bands of a Cerulian hue used to bind
monetary units? Oh? Crap? Is this the one you said
(18:48):
I was again to get? Because no, currency bands of
a Cerulian hue used to bind monetary units? Oh no?
Email singer, Oh no, the current.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh oh oh oh, come on, Bob, come on blue strips.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yes six verse six, I'm on fire. You can't stop me.
I don't. You can't stop me. I don't even want to.
I'm so excited for you. These are over complicated song titles.
The particular desire currently occupying the core of my conscious longings? Jeez,
(19:35):
is this the one? Old it again? No? Say it again?
The particular desire currently occupying the core of my conscious longings.
Two people in this one. Oh, guy in a girl
h I want this one. You'll make it to round three.
I want to see die with a smile.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
But I don't know if it is the particular desire
occupying the core of my conscious longings.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
What does that mean? Eddie? Oh the buzzer on this one?
I think you got me. Okay, I guess my streak
stops at six. It's your favorite male kiss artist? Is it?
Is it? Morag? I'll give it to you. The thing is,
I can remember the song title? Was the song title?
(20:25):
What I want? All right? So we got one more round?
You're doing very well. It's over complicated song titles. More next.
You only got one wrong? Six for seven is not bad.
It's not bad, but you're still gonna get at least
one more wrong. I don't want to say. I'm pretty
sure of it's overly complicated song titles on Kiss FM.
I took songs we play on Kiss and I made
(20:47):
the song titles more complicated than they should be. And
he's got to guess what it is? Are we ready? Yeah?
Next song? The perpetual cycle of irrational mental distress and
wrestling lessness again please, The perpetual cycle of irrational mental
distress and restlessness. You gotta know this one.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Oh oh, this treek has come to an end.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
It's too good to be sure. That's a sample of
another song in it. Every song gets a sample of
these days that's not well think think McFly, give up,
I give up anxiety. Oh, that actually makes total sense.
So easy, it's overly complicated. Song titles an adult male
(21:39):
exhibiting the developmental traits of a juvenile. That's super easy.
What do we got left here? Okay? Seven out of
nine not bad so far. Overly complicated song titles a
positively received verbal transmission of encouraging information.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Good news, shaboozy, Yes, this is your game. I'm eighty percent, dude,
I'm eighty percent.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Think I only have Okay, I got two more? Oh? Perfect,
well one, we only got time for one more? Okay,
you might actually get this the more I think about it.
It's overly complicated song titles. Final one. That once dominant
finish telecommunications manufacturer known for indestructible handsets, What thenk about it?
(22:27):
That once dominant finish telecommunication device manufacturer known for indestructible handsets.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Indestructible handsets, phone telecommunications, phone, phone, phone, can't you guy
gots telephone? Ah, it's gotta be a brand of some sort.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Heady, that once dominant finish telecommunication device manufacturer known for
indestructible handsets, need an answer, son of a god. I
don't know, Drake Nokia. Oh, come on you good? Yeah
you did good. You got like seven out of ten? No,
(23:11):
I got I got, I got eight out of eleven.
That's like it's it's such a shy of eighty. It's
more like a seventy two no, something like that. I
don't know. That's hard, dude, but you didn't good. I
did good. I'm really happy for I've been proud of
myself looking at look at me so cocky all of
a sudden, if anyone knows what funny movies are, it
would be me. You're a decider. Yeah, it's ninety five
(23:34):
nine kiss FM reading Eddie in the after.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
The decider of what's funny? It's yeah, it has been
said and proclamated.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I know what's funny and I know what's not funny.
I know what works and I know what does it work.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I mean, considering that we are multi war winning DJs,
I would like to believe that you know what's funny?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
You're right, Yeah, I got the trophies to back it up.
So anyways, I love funny movies because I like to laugh.
Also because I like the rewatchability of them, right, you know,
because you can only watch like The Godfather how many times?
Never seen it? Yeah, that's a I want to see it.
But Collider dot com put together a list of the
top ten funniest movies in the last fifty years. All right,
(24:12):
and let's just say I've got problems, okay, because this
is a stupid list in the last fifty years, so
all the way back to nineteen seventy five. Okay, what
are the top ten funniest movies? I want you to
think of yours, but I'm gonna go over some of
these two.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Okay, that's a hard one because there's a lot of
movies it was considered a comedy versus just a movie
with a lot of funny jokes.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Tell me if you agree with this list from Collider
dot com their top ten funniest movies in the last
fifty years. Number ten, it's maybe the only one I
agree with. Okay, Anchor Man the end of Ron Burr.
All right, that's a funny movie. I'll give it to you.
According to this list from Collider dot com the top
ten funniest movies of all time, Number nine A fish
(24:52):
called Wanda. Funny movie, but not to be top ten.
I never even heard of it. Oh, come on it,
Sigourney Weaver. No, what's a guy's name? No, it's a
good movie. Number eight Okay, I agree with this one too,
super bad. Okay, all right. List of top ten funniest
movies in the last fifty years, according to Collider dot com.
(25:13):
Number seven The Life of Brian. Never heard of that.
I have no clue. That is no clue. Stupid pick
from what year? Did just give you the year nineteen
seventy nine? Yeah? Number six Clerks. I love Clerks. It
wouldn't make my top ten, though, It's all right. It's
a good movie. I like the Universe of Clerks, but
like Maul Rats is a better movie in my opinion.
(25:34):
I'm just I don't know. I'm not huge on any
of them. But number five on the list from Collider
dot com Top ten funniest movies in the last fifty years,
The Big Lebowski Again, good movie. I don't know if
it makes the top list. It's not a funny movie.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
That's why there's there's one liners in that movie. There's
good stuff in that movie that.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Like, But it's not a comedy right now, it's like
dramedy made right. And that's when I'm I have conflicts.
What is a comedy movie? All right? So we'll do
then last five. Next also will tell you what all
were top five funniest movies of all time? So think
of yours and the rest of the list. Next three
to Eddi's list, Next done, kiss top ten funniest movies
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of all time or the last fifty years? Actually? Sure?
What are the funniest movies of all time? According to
Collider dot com Stupid list anchor man, I agree with
that A Fish called Wanda number nine, super Bad number eight,
The Life of Brian number seven, Clerk's number six, Big
Lebowski number five, number four according to this list, Bridesmaids
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funny movie, but not top ten. I agree, funny not
top ten. Number three on the list is The Bird Cage.
I mean it was ahead of its time. Never seen it, okay,
Nathan Lane, yea, it is funny. I had no desire
to see it. You would, I think you would enjoy honestly.
Number two Spinal Tap. Never seen it.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
That's one of those movies like Godfather. I've heard so much.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I don't want to see it. I really don't either.
But Number one funniest movie of all time according or
in the last fifty years, according to collider dot com
is Airplane.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Back in the seventies. It was revolutionary, like the Naked Gun.
Like those size they're not fun anymore.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Right, I haven't seen the whole movie, but from what
I saw, I thought Airplane was pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I've never seen the whole movie. There's just one of
these on TV. Bits and pieces. Yeah, same.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
So all right, what are our top five movies? What
kind of classification that I put out?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Like comedy, but see for example, The Sandlot, one of
my favorite of comedy.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
But there's funny parts in the movie. There's funny parts
in lots of movies that.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Are movies, ghostbusters, great movie comedy?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Is it though? Yes? Okay, all right, all right? So
what's your top five list? All right? Top five lists?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Fairs funniest movies, no particular farist, Brueler's Day Off, Phenom'm
Gonna love It.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Anchorman makes my list. I think Ingram is a good movie.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I'm gonna throw go if you say it's a comedy,
I'm throwing Ghostbusters in there. It's come of Ghostbusters. I'm
also gonna say American Pie. American Pie great, great if
you grew up in the nineties, early two thousand movie.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, and super Troopers. Super Troopers. They just started filming
on super Troopers three. Yes, and I'm so excited about it. Okay,
the whole coming back to Here's mine. We gotta make
this quick. Here my top funniest movies. This is so
tough in no particular order, like you domb and Dahmer,
good movie, funny movie, Kingpin. Oh, you know, I forgot
(28:28):
about King Finn. That's great. There's something about Mary Good.
So far, all of these have the same directors. Okay, alright,
switched it up to super Bad. That was it was
different for its Sarah and I had the I can't
just make it five, So I'm stuck with like Basketball,
Christmas Vacation, Austin Powers and Not Another teen movie was
(28:51):
probably the movie I've laughed the most at in my life.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I want to redo my whole list, my whole list
now because I feel like I missed out on poly
short movies. Oh whiz yeah in Sino Man No way
so good.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
You love Polly, I really do. Ninety five nine Kids FM.
It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. Antarctica? What about it?
What do you know about Antarctica? Uh? It's really really
cold penguins? Is that it? Yeah? Something weird you out?
(29:26):
Have you heard anything about Antarctica? No, like maybe in
the four of like a conspiracy or weird stuff that
happens in Antarctica. No, no, have you ever heard of
the ice wall? What's that? You haven't? For real? Have
no quish you're talking about. So there's a pretty big
conspiracy going on. It's going on for a while. It's
(29:48):
pretty deep. A lot of people really believe. This about
Antarctica is that it's not a continent at all. What
is it, Tom, It's a giant ice wall that we
can't cross. And beyond that ice wall are all of
these other continents that the ultra wealthy and the world
(30:11):
leaders live it and they keep us almost like in
a prison, like our continents that we know are. It's
like a prison and it's so super wealthy people. Yeah,
they live over there and they're like the decision makers.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
See, this is how I know it's ps who wants
to live in a place that's super cold.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
It's not. It's not super it's just an ice wall.
And they tell us it's a continent that nobody can
go to. Eddie. We can't go there. We can't just
pack up and go there, we can't fly over there,
there's no fly zone, we can't take a boat and
go through there. But they say it's impossible anyways because
it's just a giant wall. And in that you're ridiculous.
(30:48):
So hold on. The reason I'm there's a I'm not
saying I believe this, but this is a conspiracy. And
the reason I bring this up is is because something
weird just happened with mister Beast, who has gone to Antarctica,
and he was on a live stream the other day, okay,
and somebody asked mister Beast, like one of the people
(31:09):
in the room with him about the ice wall, and
mister Beasts got all flustered, started talking, stopped talking, said
he can't talk about it. This is all and we're
going to dive into this next There is Antarctica. Is
it a continent? Yeah? Probably, But the conspiracy is that
(31:31):
it's not a continent and that it's an ice wall,
and that the ultra wealthy and decision makers live outside
of that ice wall. And we'll talk about it next
because mister Beast did something really weird and why would
he do this? That's weird. We'll talk about Antarctica and
the conspiracy next. So there's a conspiracy that Antarctica is
not a continent. Come on, come on, it's just an
(31:53):
ice wall that basically imprisons the rest of us humans
and the ultra wealthy and the decision makers world leaders
live on the other side of it, and it's like paradise. Right.
Don't believe any of it, right, And it's so far fetched.
I'm not saying I believe it, but it's a widely
known conspiracy. And the thing about it is, we can't.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Go there because it's cold. Well, a lot of places
are cold. We wants to live in that kind of cold.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
There's a lot of colder places. Researchers have gone there
for sure, haven't they, so they say, But there's always
like people with them, like you. If you had a
private plane, you can't fly over Antarctica. If you had
a big boat, you can't go to Antarctica. They won't
let you. And what's really weird is there's a These
are all facts, but you know, probably explanations for them.
(32:42):
There's a land treaty with Antarctica that all of the
developed nations have signed. Can you name me anything that
every country just blindly agrees upon. I don't know. I
needy to do my own research on this one. So
mister Beast was on a live stream recently and he's
been to Antarctica before, and someone in the room with
him on the livestroom asks him about the ice wall,
(33:03):
and he kind of he acted really weird. Now he's
probably just playing into it absolutely, but you have to
see the video. But he says, when I asked him
about the ice wall, mister Beast goes, there's a there's there,
and he stops himself from finishing his sentence, and then
he goes quiet, and then he says, I can't bro
(33:26):
I can't stay on the stream, and then later he
continues to say, let's just say you always need someone
with you when you're in Antarctic.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Well, yeah, probably people that know how to navigate through
Antarctica because it's not really habitable but there's.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
So many uninhabitable places that people go to, all the
North Pole. Anyone can go to the North Pole, just
Santa but anyone can go there. Anyone can go to
like the middle of the Sahara Desert, not a real
habitable place.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I think he's doing it all because it's publicity stuff
for something.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
He might super smart that one he might. But seriously,
look up, and again I'm not saying it's true. I
think these conspiracies are fun. Look up the Antarctica conspiracy,
all right, because Friday night. But what is true is that, yeah,
we we can't just travel there. There are no there
are no like resorts, there are no there are no
like cruise like not even cruise ships that that go
(34:24):
by there right like they might go like bye, but
they stay very fat cold. Nobody wants like. Lots of
places are cold. Addy Pole is cold. You're crazy right now.
Rameland is cold, but Antarctica is colder. It's your Friday
night is now ruined because that's all I would be
doing now, not nine kiss FM Raid and Daddy in
(34:48):
the afternoon at National be An Angel Day. Yes, sir,
I am every day. I'm sure you are a literal
angel Addie, but it's also another day and that is
an angel National Tooth Fairy Day. There you go, Oh,
tooth fairy is weird? What do you mean? Like, well,
it had like a dark pass Like do you know
(35:09):
this about the tooth fairy. I've never known anything to
be the fairy stories about it. But back in the
day people thought that if you like just threw the
kid's teeth out, a witch would come and find it
and curse your kid. So parents would burn teeth, bury
him and walls or even under like floorboards to like
keep the witches away. Sure, but also about the tooth fairy,
(35:34):
like how did we land on the current thing? What
do you mean how do we land? A tooth fairy
comes and takes the tooth away and gives you a
kid money And that's not weird to you, hey man,
it is what it is.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I don't know why the tooth fair wants these teeth,
but it's given my kid of money, so it's all good.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Shouldn't we question this a little bit? Like to comfort
your kid, you say, don't worry. A creepy flying lady
visit you in the middle of the night and take
your body part. First of all. First of all, First
of all, we don't know if the two fairies male
or female, could be a dude. It could be a
dude with wings. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Oh, so fairies are nice and gentle. I think tinker
Bell phenomenal. Tinkerbell is great.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Tinker is not real. First of all, you are insane.
And so if they want to come to.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
My house and leave some money where my kids and
you get excited and forget he hasn't.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Then I got an extra five bucks in my wallet. Awesome,
keep it. Keep losing your teeth, buddy. Why did we
come up with the story of a thing stealing our
body parts and then getting us even a story? It's legit.
This is the best we could come up with. Is
a fairy? What do you think?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
What do you mean, kumpany it's legit. Have you not
wondered how you get money when you lose your teeth?
I don't know why you think it's.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
A story, because it's not real. You are insane. And
how have I gotten money when I was a kid?
And how's my kid getting money? Ask your parents? Eddy.
I know you're ridiculous, but the fact that someone comes
in the middle of the night to steal your body part.
Do what you want with my body parts. Just leave money.
It's called something else entirely addie. It starts with a
p ends with a prostitution. Give me money. My tooth
(37:07):
is gone, it's out of my mouth. Take it well.
I don't know what's happening anymore
Ninety nine. Kiss FM is reading Addie in the afternoon,
Happy Friday. We made it. We made it. Let me
tell you something. Going on vacation for a week made
this week a breeze. Like, so, let me let me
analyze this for you real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You take a vacation and so then coming back to work,
does it feel like work or makes it feel easier?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Like? What is it? I don't know, Like, what's that switch?
Because what in the weekend? Do the same for you?
For Mondays? Is it long enough? Oh, it's it's time. Yeah,
so yeah, I'm thinking about working bi weekly. I don't
think it works out, but like, can we figure it out?
I don't think. No, I don't think it works Like
how long do I have to work here to take
(00:46):
half a year off? I don't think.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Again, we live in the United States. It don't never
happen if you're in a different country.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Maybe, well, whatever, do you know what day it is? Today? Friday?
It's National Being a Angel Day? Oh I know angel
that I'm a living, breathing angel. Shut up, No you haven't.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm sure somebody has said, maybe your mom's ad to
you when you're a baby. Now you grow up and
your mom's like you're in the Devil.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Still Cows ninety five nine Kids FM reading Eddie in
the afternoon. Why are you looking at the TV like angry? Now?
And every time I see this it kind of annoys me. Okay,
so let me set this up. I'm sitting here, the
song's about to end. I'm looking at Eddie and he's
laser focused looking at the traffic report, on the weather,
on the traffic weather whatever, the sub channel of WBA.
(01:34):
Why you look mad? Why? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Because every time any sort of weather report gives me visibility,
like today's visibility is ten miles. Nobody on Earth can
see ten miles for ahead, nobody. So what does it
matter what the visibility is. You can't see ten miles ahead,
and you can't see ten miles at him? No way, yeah, no, absolutely,
no way. I could almost.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
There's a landmark that's really tall. It's ten miles.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh, there it is, But you can't if you're on
a highway, you can't see miles.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
But I was on the highway and you were ten
miles away, and you'd ask me how many fingers you
were holding up. I tell you, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I need someone to explain to me what they mean
by ten miles of visibility.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's because it makes no sense to me. I don't
understand it. What to understand? What is it? Oh, nobody
get where. Let's say we're in Paris and we're ten
miles away from the Eiffel Tower. You'll be able to
see it because it's high, and yeah, that's what it means.
If I'm in a miss it's not this thing this
weather report is saying you're not gonna be able to
(02:33):
see the car ten miles in front of you. That's
not what they're saying. They're saying conditions. No, because you
can't see a car ten miles in front of you.
It's the conditions like the smoke and fog and stuff.
I don't believe that's true. So what is not to believe?
I need somebody to call me and tell me what
this means. I just did. I don't think you're right.
(02:53):
I'm right, because what does it matter on a traffic
report ten miles of visibility? Like? Why do I need
to know that my traffic reports?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I'm being serious and I'm not trying to be funny here,
like it does not compute.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well, maybe I need like a Steve Bailon to reach
out to me and tell me what's going on for
you in your car because you can't see ten But
it's like if you're looking down the horizon like I'm
struggling with am I'm saying this right, I don't know
if you are. I need someone smarter than because okay,
because they say this, they say, you know, like if
you're looking out into the distance, nothing's blacking your view.
(03:27):
The earth just ends at some point, right, like you
just don't see anymore. Right, Sure, I've heard that's because
the average human can only see seventeen miles until the
curvature hits. So again, doesn't make sense to me just
because you believe it's flat. No, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
First of all, I don't if someone like I'm driving
ten miles of visibility, what does it mean?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It means you can see.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
There's no way I can see ten miles ahead of me.
No way nobody can unless you're an eagle.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm an eagle at you, I can see it. Ninety
five nine Kiss FM, it's Read and Eddie in the afternoon.
Anybody on a Friday, Friday, Ye, good day. That's all
I got you doing like whoop woops. I don't know
what I'm doing. I really don't know. It's Friday and
I don't care. Yeah, the Boss isn't here today. You know.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I love how he doesn't tell anybody that he's off.
But when he's off, we all like we know it
right way, like nine not here, he's off?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Hear me out? Is it on the calendar? No? Maybe,
I don't know. See, this is my brother. I never
look at that stupid calendar, and you always yell at
me when i'm you know, I'm off next week Thursday Friday, Right,
I will forget and blame you for not everyone.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
For the record, I'm giving you a week's notice, and
I've told you before Thursday.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Friday next week. I am nowhere near here. Okay, you
did tell me this week, but there are weeks where
you just don't tell you anyways. Top five, top five.
It's my turn where Eddie grabs a top five list
and I got to try to guess all five things
off of the list. I do not know what it is, yes, sir, yeah,
but you're about to tell me. Yeah, you'll definitely know these.
(05:03):
This is gonna be easy. I think you'll get all
these Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Top five tourist attractions in the United States. Top five
tourist attractions in the United States. So I'm not looking
for cities. I'm looking for specifically the attractions top five
attractions for tourists in the United States of America.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
On its surface, it sounds easy.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's pretty easy, pretty pretty, pretty pretty pretty.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Okay, No, you know what, I think I'm gonna nail this.
I think you got this? Got okay? All right, So
two songs to think about it, and then we'll put
sixty seconds on the clock and I will I'm predicting this.
I'm confident you actually guess all five of the top five.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Tourist attractions in the United States of America, like most
popular or top five.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, all right, all right, we'll do that. Next. I
kiss you got it? Ninety five nine Kids FM Top
five reads turn Because it's Friday, and this one started
off a little bit rough for me, but I think
I got it. I'm going to try to guess all
of the top five most popular US.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Five tourist attractions tourists tourists, so people visiting the United
States of America, there are top five tourist attractions in
the arright.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
While this was difficult again at first, I think I
kind of picked up a rhythm along the way.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I feel like if you just start rattling off places
and locations and actual things.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
But my show is, like I asked, I'm like, I'm
thinking like Daytona five hundred, and you're like no, and
I'm like, crack, just started scratching. Alright, So throw sixty
seconds up on the clock, tell them what it is again,
and caln me down.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Top five tourist attractions in the United States of America
three two one.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Disney World number three, Disneyland, No White House, no DC
No does that count? It didn't. But no New York City,
it's not your Liberty number one, Cedar Point, No, Niagara
Falls number two, Brand Canyon number five. You need one
more number.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
No the Alamo, no them. Remember you got plenty of times.
I know, plenty of times. I just blew my load
on all those you got. You got more load in you.
I don't know if that sounded good. I apologize.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Getty's Bird, no.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Hint, you've you've mentioned this city with a different attraction,
the Spear, No h the Googenheim. When you said New
York I said, New York, there a few more Second Street.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
No time. No, yes, it is not so close. That
is time.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
WHOA, let's start off the list of the ones you
got top five on.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I feel like New York City should cout for all
of them. No, because it's a city. But what it's
the attraction World Trade Center one. No, not even clay Oh,
but you're gonna hate yourself. I'll tell you that much.
Joke's on you because I already do top five.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Turns attractions in the United States starting at number five.
You got the Grand Canyon. You didn't get number four,
so we'll skip out. You got number three, Walt Disney World,
you got number two, Niagara Falls. You got number one,
Statue of Liberty. What is the other New York attraction
you did not get coming at number four?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
What sa Traul Park? Central Park is at number Go
to a park? I mean you go to New York City,
which is the opposite of a park. To go to
a park. Guess what, Eddie, next time in New York City,
I'm not going to that, not going to Central Park.
(08:48):
I'm skipping.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Even though let's say you meet the woman of your
dreams and she all she wants to do is go
to Central Park and be like, no.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I go there. Ninety five nine kids f them? It's
reading Eddie in the afternoon. Is there like a celebrity
or someone famous, athlete, musician, actor, actress that you radio DJ,
radio DJ that you just can't stand but for not
a valid reason, maybe like a petty reason. Okay, it's
(09:14):
not even nine kids off them? Think about it. I
got one. I think I got who's yours? First? One
came out of my mind as Margan Walling. Of course
he drives me nuts. Why does he drive me?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
He came out into the seen years ago, mullet, no sleeves.
It became a thing like what are you doing? It's
not nineteen eighty seven, Like what is happening? Yeah, the
more sleeves and cut your hair, and he finally cut his.
Everybody still goes sleeveless. It makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
But he writes great music. So annoying, uh for me?
Probably Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Why let me ask you, this was Chevis Kelsey? Okay,
in your book until Taylor Swift. Because maybe the problem
is Taylor Swift and not Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
And based on your history, I think it's Taylor Swift.
I wasn't a huge fan of I wasn't a fan
or not a fan of Travis Kelsey before Taylor Swift.
So it's Taylor Swift then, So yeah, it's because it's yeah,
because he's dating Taylor Swift and you secretly love her.
I don't secretly love Taylor Swift. I have plenty of
evidence if we go back to bed. Is she beautiful? Yes?
(10:19):
And yes, am I in love with her? No? Some
let's say you are. But also I just think he's annoying.
So that's not really a petty reason. The reason I'm
asking this is I I came across a couple people
in a BuzzFeed article that we're talking about celebrities they
didn't like for really no valid reasons, just petty reason sure,
(10:41):
like Nick Jonas is one of them. Why why do
we hate Nick Jonas? This one person does that Nick
Jonas because he used to have the same facial expression
for all of his selfies for years. And I closed
my eyes and visualized it, and it's like the squinty,
like the eyebrowser up kind of thing. You can't be mad.
It's it's his blue steel. Yeah, it's like a I
(11:03):
hate it. He came up with a looking round with it,
but I don't switch it up. Nick, come on, So basically,
I want to know what celebrity you hate for the
pettiest reason? Another one Leonardo DiCaprio. What's wrong with Leo?
This person says he talks himself up as environmental activist,
then does everything imaginable to prove he doesn't actually care
(11:24):
about the environment because he has a yacht always, he's
always traveling. He's always on the yachts, which is true,
but maybe he recycles on the yacht. Recycling is a scam.
We can get into that another time. Everything for you
as a scammer? Conspiracy one zero ninety five to nine. Oh,
what celebrity do you hate for the pettiest reason? Let
us know. People are sharing their celebrities that they hate
(11:47):
for the pettiest reasons, and I love it. You've just
loved the scandalous I do yes ninety five nine Kiss FM,
read and Eddie in the afternoon. What celebrity do you
hate for the pettiest reason? Nine two oh two eight
one zero ninety five to nine. Rihanna why it says
she gives off such a stuck up, mean girl energy.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I don't think she hasn't mean that. Every time you've
seen an interview she seems pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
She is, And I know we've shared a kiss. You
didn't I kiss Rihanna. It's a real thing. Yeah, but
you didn't kiss her on the lips? Right, well, my
lips touched her skin on her hand. Still counts that
any ridiculous? These lips have touched Rihanna? All right? What's celebrity?
Can you not stand? For the pettiest reason? John Krasinski,
(12:31):
the dude from the Office, He's a cool dude. Another one.
He seems cool, but it says after the Office, I
felt like Hollywood was really trying to push him as
the next heart throbed negastar. Did they though? Yeah? They? Oh.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Everything he's done since the Office, those random movies and
TV shows, it's been pretty good.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I have you seen the what's the Amazon Prime movie?
He's in her show, The Jack one of those. I
haven't because there's like two Jack Reachers. No, there's a
Jack Reacher and then his is the one the a
some forward and then good you remember it so well,
it'll come to me. Sure, it'll come to me. Stop
doing that. I'm trying to think what it is good?
(13:11):
What celebrity do you hate for the pettiest reason? Neil
Patrick Harris NPH for the Amy Winehouse corpse party decor.
Remember that that was not a good look. That was pretty.
Another one says Ariana Grande. Probably I disliked the whole innocent,
fragile girl act. Yeah, I didn't see it. But also
(13:34):
remember the cupcake Debacca where she's like, I hate Americans. Americans.
I could see that, So if I were to hate,
it would be for that. Al Right, fine, I got
you one zero ninety five to nine. What celebrity do
you hate for the weirdest reason, pettiest reason? Keith Urban.
His hair enrages me. He's got good hair. I just
(13:57):
want to buzz it off straight down the middle. No,
but his hair doesn't rage me too. Why because it's
so good. It's just it's need. He's figured out his
style and it works. He needs to switch it up.
He's been like that for two a week.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You find a style like I've had the same hairstone
now for years, because why switch it.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Up if it works? But yours is a normal style.
His is definitely not a normal. Keith Urban does not
have a normal hairstyle. It works if he were to
do it. He doesn't look like himself anymore. Everyone's like
that doing maybe he he he needs a little upgrade,
he needs a little change. Yes, Eith Urban, Keith Urban
cuts your hair. Never know you're so invested in Keith
Urban's hair. I am now man, He's a torpedo of
(14:36):
anger twirling about ninety five nine. Kiss have them reading
Addie in the afternoon. Let's play a game, buddy. All right,
all right, Carly's on vacation this week. Yeah, so Monday. Yeah,
I can't do CAP or no CAP, So I created
another game. Okay, remember when we did a game before
called over complicated movie quote? Yes, where I would take
(15:00):
a very famous movie quote but change the words up,
same meaning, but over complicate the actual There's no reason
for this game, but yes, I do remember that. Yeah, Like,
let's say, Jaws, you're gonna need a bigger boat. It
would be like you will require a larger floatable vessel
or something like that. Complicated. So we're gonna do overly
(15:21):
complicated song titles. Okay, all right? Are these all Kiss
FM songs? Okay? Alright, So these are all gonna be
songs you I think I believe you would hear on
Kiss FM, or you currently do hear on Kiss FM.
Most of them are pretty current. Alright, So I'm gonna
overly complicate a song title. You tell me what you
think it is. Okay, I'm ready. We'll start with this
(15:42):
one right now. It's overly complicated song titles on Kiss FM.
The unremarkably average state of human existence.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Ordinary, dude, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
You seem surprise. Yeah, I was a little nervous. Your
face is like.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
It was almost too easy for me. That's sounds like
that can't be right. See, I struggle usually with game.
I didn't give myself enough credit.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
So let's do another one. All right, I'm ready. Overly
complicated song titles. My apologies, but my attendance has been
reserved on behalf of a different individual. This one's easy.
I think it's sorry. I'm here for somebody else. Benson Moon. Yeah,
two for two, I'm on fire. You're getting cocky. I'm
(16:31):
on fire. One more and then we'll take a break
and we'll do more. All right, all right, Overly complicated
song titles deprived of fabric based garments in a vulnerably
exposed condition. WHOA say that again? Deprived of fabric based
garments and a vulnerabil I'm like you, vulnerably over condition.
(16:54):
Deprived of fabric based garments in a vulnerably exposed condition.
Oh just oh, I have no clue where to go
with this one. I mean, just the first couple of words,
does it? I think? Oh? Sorry, one more time, one
more time. Deprived of fabric based garments in a vulnerably
exposed condition. Quickly words, it's right there, sombers undressed. Oh dude,
(17:24):
you're good. Yeah, we'll do more. I'm too good. Overly
complicated song titles. More next, I'm the best. I wish
you could see Eddie right now. He is so proud
of himself and he's you could tell. Do you understand why?
You get why?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Right?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I get why? Because I always lose and so far
you're four for four, so good. Overly complicated song titles.
This is a new Eddie. It's a new Eddie here.
I took some kiss at them songs that we play regularly,
and I over complicated the titles and Eddie's got to
guess what is? Are we ready? Let me drink some
more of this brain juice. So I'm happy for you.
(18:05):
I'm gonna feel bad if I get you one that's tough. Okay,
so there is one you're not gonna get, But here
we go. Complicated song titles. The rose colored equine themed
establishment for late night revelry, the rose colored clues that
(18:27):
was super easy, right, overly complicated song titles. Currency bands
of a Cerulian hue used to bind monetary units? Curacy currency?
What currency bands of a Cerulian hue used to bind
monetary units? Oh? Crap? Is this the one you said
(18:48):
I was again to get? Because no, currency bands of
a Cerulian hue used to bind monetary units? Oh no?
Email singer, Oh no, the current.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh oh oh oh, come on, Bob, come on blue strips.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yes six verse six, I'm on fire. You can't stop me.
I don't. You can't stop me. I don't even want to.
I'm so excited for you. These are over complicated song titles.
The particular desire currently occupying the core of my conscious longings? Jeez,
(19:35):
is this the one? Old it again? No? Say it again?
The particular desire currently occupying the core of my conscious longings.
Two people in this one. Oh, guy in a girl
h I want this one. You'll make it to round three.
I want to see die with a smile.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
But I don't know if it is the particular desire
occupying the core of my conscious longings.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
What does that mean? Eddie? Oh the buzzer on this one?
I think you got me. Okay, I guess my streak
stops at six. It's your favorite male kiss artist? Is it?
Is it? Morag? I'll give it to you. The thing is,
I can remember the song title? Was the song title?
(20:25):
What I want? All right? So we got one more round?
You're doing very well. It's over complicated song titles. More next.
You only got one wrong? Six for seven is not bad.
It's not bad, but you're still gonna get at least
one more wrong. I don't want to say. I'm pretty
sure of it's overly complicated song titles on Kiss FM.
I took songs we play on Kiss and I made
(20:47):
the song titles more complicated than they should be. And
he's got to guess what it is? Are we ready? Yeah?
Next song? The perpetual cycle of irrational mental distress and
wrestling lessness again please, The perpetual cycle of irrational mental
distress and restlessness. You gotta know this one.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Oh oh, this treek has come to an end.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
It's too good to be sure. That's a sample of
another song in it. Every song gets a sample of
these days that's not well think think McFly, give up,
I give up anxiety. Oh, that actually makes total sense.
So easy, it's overly complicated. Song titles an adult male
(21:39):
exhibiting the developmental traits of a juvenile. That's super easy.
What do we got left here? Okay? Seven out of
nine not bad so far. Overly complicated song titles a
positively received verbal transmission of encouraging information.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Good news, shaboozy, Yes, this is your game. I'm eighty percent, dude,
I'm eighty percent.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Think I only have Okay, I got two more? Oh? Perfect,
well one, we only got time for one more? Okay,
you might actually get this the more I think about it.
It's overly complicated song titles. Final one. That once dominant
finish telecommunications manufacturer known for indestructible handsets, What thenk about it?
(22:27):
That once dominant finish telecommunication device manufacturer known for indestructible handsets.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Indestructible handsets, phone telecommunications, phone, phone, phone, can't you guy
gots telephone? Ah, it's gotta be a brand of some sort.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Heady, that once dominant finish telecommunication device manufacturer known for
indestructible handsets, need an answer, son of a god. I
don't know, Drake Nokia. Oh, come on you good? Yeah
you did good. You got like seven out of ten? No,
(23:11):
I got I got, I got eight out of eleven.
That's like it's it's such a shy of eighty. It's
more like a seventy two no, something like that. I
don't know. That's hard, dude, but you didn't good. I
did good. I'm really happy for I've been proud of
myself looking at look at me so cocky all of
a sudden, if anyone knows what funny movies are, it
would be me. You're a decider. Yeah, it's ninety five
(23:34):
nine kiss FM reading Eddie in the after.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
The decider of what's funny? It's yeah, it has been
said and proclamated.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
I know what's funny and I know what's not funny.
I know what works and I know what does it work.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I mean, considering that we are multi war winning DJs,
I would like to believe that you know what's funny?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
You're right, Yeah, I got the trophies to back it up.
So anyways, I love funny movies because I like to laugh.
Also because I like the rewatchability of them, right, you know,
because you can only watch like The Godfather how many times?
Never seen it? Yeah, that's a I want to see it.
But Collider dot com put together a list of the
top ten funniest movies in the last fifty years. All right,
(24:12):
and let's just say I've got problems, okay, because this
is a stupid list in the last fifty years, so
all the way back to nineteen seventy five. Okay, what
are the top ten funniest movies? I want you to
think of yours, but I'm gonna go over some of
these two.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Okay, that's a hard one because there's a lot of
movies it was considered a comedy versus just a movie
with a lot of funny jokes.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Tell me if you agree with this list from Collider
dot com their top ten funniest movies in the last
fifty years. Number ten, it's maybe the only one I
agree with. Okay, Anchor Man the end of Ron Burr.
All right, that's a funny movie. I'll give it to you.
According to this list from Collider dot com the top
ten funniest movies of all time, Number nine A fish
(24:52):
called Wanda. Funny movie, but not to be top ten.
I never even heard of it. Oh, come on it,
Sigourney Weaver. No, what's a guy's name? No, it's a
good movie. Number eight Okay, I agree with this one too,
super bad. Okay, all right. List of top ten funniest
movies in the last fifty years, according to Collider dot com.
(25:13):
Number seven The Life of Brian. Never heard of that.
I have no clue. That is no clue. Stupid pick
from what year? Did just give you the year nineteen
seventy nine? Yeah? Number six Clerks. I love Clerks. It
wouldn't make my top ten, though, It's all right. It's
a good movie. I like the Universe of Clerks, but
like Maul Rats is a better movie in my opinion.
(25:34):
I'm just I don't know. I'm not huge on any
of them. But number five on the list from Collider
dot com Top ten funniest movies in the last fifty years,
The Big Lebowski Again, good movie. I don't know if
it makes the top list. It's not a funny movie.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
That's why there's there's one liners in that movie. There's
good stuff in that movie that.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Like, But it's not a comedy right now, it's like
dramedy made right. And that's when I'm I have conflicts.
What is a comedy movie? All right? So we'll do
then last five. Next also will tell you what all
were top five funniest movies of all time? So think
of yours and the rest of the list. Next three
to Eddi's list, Next done, kiss top ten funniest movies
(26:12):
of all time or the last fifty years? Actually? Sure?
What are the funniest movies of all time? According to
Collider dot com Stupid list anchor man, I agree with
that A Fish called Wanda number nine, super Bad number eight,
The Life of Brian number seven, Clerk's number six, Big
Lebowski number five, number four according to this list, Bridesmaids
(26:33):
funny movie, but not top ten. I agree, funny not
top ten. Number three on the list is The Bird Cage.
I mean it was ahead of its time. Never seen it, okay,
Nathan Lane, yea, it is funny. I had no desire
to see it. You would, I think you would enjoy honestly.
Number two Spinal Tap. Never seen it.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
That's one of those movies like Godfather. I've heard so much.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I don't want to see it. I really don't either.
But Number one funniest movie of all time according or
in the last fifty years, according to collider dot com
is Airplane.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Back in the seventies. It was revolutionary, like the Naked Gun.
Like those size they're not fun anymore.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Right, I haven't seen the whole movie, but from what
I saw, I thought Airplane was pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
I've never seen the whole movie. There's just one of
these on TV. Bits and pieces. Yeah, same.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
So all right, what are our top five movies? What
kind of classification that I put out?
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Like comedy, but see for example, The Sandlot, one of
my favorite of comedy.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
But there's funny parts in the movie. There's funny parts
in lots of movies that.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Are movies, ghostbusters, great movie comedy?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Is it though? Yes? Okay, all right, all right? So
what's your top five list? All right? Top five lists?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Fairs funniest movies, no particular farist, Brueler's Day Off, Phenom'm
Gonna love It.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Anchorman makes my list. I think Ingram is a good movie.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I'm gonna throw go if you say it's a comedy,
I'm throwing Ghostbusters in there. It's come of Ghostbusters. I'm
also gonna say American Pie. American Pie great, great if
you grew up in the nineties, early two thousand movie.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, and super Troopers. Super Troopers. They just started filming
on super Troopers three. Yes, and I'm so excited about it. Okay,
the whole coming back to Here's mine. We gotta make
this quick. Here my top funniest movies. This is so
tough in no particular order, like you domb and Dahmer,
good movie, funny movie, Kingpin. Oh, you know, I forgot
(28:28):
about King Finn. That's great. There's something about Mary Good.
So far, all of these have the same directors. Okay, alright,
switched it up to super Bad. That was it was
different for its Sarah and I had the I can't
just make it five, So I'm stuck with like Basketball,
Christmas Vacation, Austin Powers and Not Another teen movie was
(28:51):
probably the movie I've laughed the most at in my life.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I want to redo my whole list, my whole list
now because I feel like I missed out on poly
short movies. Oh whiz yeah in Sino Man No way
so good.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
You love Polly, I really do. Ninety five nine Kids FM.
It's reading Eddie in the afternoon. Antarctica? What about it?
What do you know about Antarctica? Uh? It's really really
cold penguins? Is that it? Yeah? Something weird you out?
(29:26):
Have you heard anything about Antarctica? No, like maybe in
the four of like a conspiracy or weird stuff that
happens in Antarctica. No, no, have you ever heard of
the ice wall? What's that? You haven't? For real? Have
no quish you're talking about. So there's a pretty big
conspiracy going on. It's going on for a while. It's
(29:48):
pretty deep. A lot of people really believe. This about
Antarctica is that it's not a continent at all. What
is it, Tom, It's a giant ice wall that we
can't cross. And beyond that ice wall are all of
these other continents that the ultra wealthy and the world
(30:11):
leaders live it and they keep us almost like in
a prison, like our continents that we know are. It's
like a prison and it's so super wealthy people. Yeah,
they live over there and they're like the decision makers.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
See, this is how I know it's ps who wants
to live in a place that's super cold.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
It's not. It's not super it's just an ice wall.
And they tell us it's a continent that nobody can
go to. Eddie. We can't go there. We can't just
pack up and go there, we can't fly over there,
there's no fly zone, we can't take a boat and
go through there. But they say it's impossible anyways because
it's just a giant wall. And in that you're ridiculous.
(30:48):
So hold on. The reason I'm there's a I'm not
saying I believe this, but this is a conspiracy. And
the reason I bring this up is is because something
weird just happened with mister Beast, who has gone to Antarctica,
and he was on a live stream the other day, okay,
and somebody asked mister Beast, like one of the people
(31:09):
in the room with him about the ice wall, and
mister Beasts got all flustered, started talking, stopped talking, said
he can't talk about it. This is all and we're
going to dive into this next There is Antarctica. Is
it a continent? Yeah? Probably, But the conspiracy is that
(31:31):
it's not a continent and that it's an ice wall,
and that the ultra wealthy and decision makers live outside
of that ice wall. And we'll talk about it next
because mister Beast did something really weird and why would
he do this? That's weird. We'll talk about Antarctica and
the conspiracy next. So there's a conspiracy that Antarctica is
not a continent. Come on, come on, it's just an
(31:53):
ice wall that basically imprisons the rest of us humans
and the ultra wealthy and the decision makers world leaders
live on the other side of it, and it's like paradise. Right.
Don't believe any of it, right, And it's so far fetched.
I'm not saying I believe it, but it's a widely
known conspiracy. And the thing about it is, we can't.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Go there because it's cold. Well, a lot of places
are cold. We wants to live in that kind of cold.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
There's a lot of colder places. Researchers have gone there
for sure, haven't they, so they say, But there's always
like people with them, like you. If you had a
private plane, you can't fly over Antarctica. If you had
a big boat, you can't go to Antarctica. They won't
let you. And what's really weird is there's a These
are all facts, but you know, probably explanations for them.
(32:42):
There's a land treaty with Antarctica that all of the
developed nations have signed. Can you name me anything that
every country just blindly agrees upon. I don't know. I
needy to do my own research on this one. So
mister Beast was on a live stream recently and he's
been to Antarctica before, and someone in the room with
him on the livestroom asks him about the ice wall,
(33:03):
and he kind of he acted really weird. Now he's
probably just playing into it absolutely, but you have to
see the video. But he says, when I asked him
about the ice wall, mister Beast goes, there's a there's there,
and he stops himself from finishing his sentence, and then
he goes quiet, and then he says, I can't bro
(33:26):
I can't stay on the stream, and then later he
continues to say, let's just say you always need someone
with you when you're in Antarctic.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Well, yeah, probably people that know how to navigate through
Antarctica because it's not really habitable but there's.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
So many uninhabitable places that people go to, all the
North Pole. Anyone can go to the North Pole, just
Santa but anyone can go there. Anyone can go to
like the middle of the Sahara Desert, not a real
habitable place.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I think he's doing it all because it's publicity stuff
for something.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
He might super smart that one he might. But seriously,
look up, and again I'm not saying it's true. I
think these conspiracies are fun. Look up the Antarctica conspiracy,
all right, because Friday night. But what is true is that, yeah,
we we can't just travel there. There are no there
are no like resorts, there are no there are no
like cruise like not even cruise ships that that go
(34:24):
by there right like they might go like bye, but
they stay very fat cold. Nobody wants like. Lots of
places are cold. Addy Pole is cold. You're crazy right now.
Rameland is cold, but Antarctica is colder. It's your Friday
night is now ruined because that's all I would be
doing now, not nine kiss FM Raid and Daddy in
(34:48):
the afternoon at National be An Angel Day. Yes, sir,
I am every day. I'm sure you are a literal
angel Addie, but it's also another day and that is
an angel National Tooth Fairy Day. There you go, Oh,
tooth fairy is weird? What do you mean? Like, well,
it had like a dark pass Like do you know
(35:09):
this about the tooth fairy. I've never known anything to
be the fairy stories about it. But back in the
day people thought that if you like just threw the
kid's teeth out, a witch would come and find it
and curse your kid. So parents would burn teeth, bury
him and walls or even under like floorboards to like
keep the witches away. Sure, but also about the tooth fairy,
(35:34):
like how did we land on the current thing? What
do you mean how do we land? A tooth fairy
comes and takes the tooth away and gives you a
kid money And that's not weird to you, hey man,
it is what it is.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I don't know why the tooth fair wants these teeth,
but it's given my kid of money, so it's all good.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Shouldn't we question this a little bit? Like to comfort
your kid, you say, don't worry. A creepy flying lady
visit you in the middle of the night and take
your body part. First of all. First of all, First
of all, we don't know if the two fairies male
or female, could be a dude. It could be a
dude with wings. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Oh, so fairies are nice and gentle. I think tinker
Bell phenomenal. Tinkerbell is great.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Tinker is not real. First of all, you are insane.
And so if they want to come to.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
My house and leave some money where my kids and
you get excited and forget he hasn't.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
Then I got an extra five bucks in my wallet. Awesome,
keep it. Keep losing your teeth, buddy. Why did we
come up with the story of a thing stealing our
body parts and then getting us even a story? It's legit.
This is the best we could come up with. Is
a fairy? What do you think?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
What do you mean, kumpany it's legit. Have you not
wondered how you get money when you lose your teeth?
I don't know why you think it's.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
A story, because it's not real. You are insane. And
how have I gotten money when I was a kid?
And how's my kid getting money? Ask your parents? Eddy.
I know you're ridiculous, but the fact that someone comes
in the middle of the night to steal your body part.
Do what you want with my body parts. Just leave money.
It's called something else entirely addie. It starts with a
p ends with a prostitution. Give me money. My tooth
(37:07):
is gone, it's out of my mouth. Take it well.
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