August 21, 2025 • 34 mins
Listen back to Afternoons with Reed and Eddie from August 20. Reed is still catching grief for falling for a fake “dress code changes” email and now has a phishing class on his calendar. Eddie is mostly here to roast him for it. The guys react to PETA coming for Mario Kart cows, and list off conspiracy theories that are just too weird not to believe. Plus: they break down the X's most hated songs, Reed shares the world’s most ironically named phobia, and a Florida teacher gets caught drinking on the job...on the second day of school.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety five nine Kids FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Happy hump Day, Eddie. Yeah, buddy, how's your day going?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Is this still cool to say hump day?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I don't know, because I feel like it's we shouldn't
be doing that anymore. I feel like that's I feel
like the ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ninety eight it wore.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, it's twenty five, thirty years old. Now, like we
got to move on. All right, let's try it.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Again, all right. Take to Happy Wednesday, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hey, happy Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
How's your day going?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
So much better? So much better now now.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
That we're doing something that we forgot that we were
gonna do kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, good to hear man.
Good to here. Life's good, life's great. Yeah, what are you?
What are you?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What are you doing here? I feel like you're setting
me up for something.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm not setting you up for anything. I just really
wish people would stop making fun of me for clicking
that fake email.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Scale Well that's the problem, dude, Like you're causing all
of us to do now more work because you clicked
a fake email.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Do you think I'm the only one that clicked it?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I don't think you're the only one. You're the only
one that adminitrates we could escape goat now I.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Think I'm the only one that clicked it. Are just
look at it's so obvious that it's fake. But I
was in my car stop play wasn't driving.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Laura says she got our Cutter got one and he's like, wait,
I'm gonna is this real that She's like no, no, no,
don't click on it.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
So she saved him from cooking at something.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Okay, that makes me feel better.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
So he almost did it.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Cutter's a smart guy, day I got you might be
he's all right, but yeah, yeah, I mean people like
to talk.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Have you done your penis yet? Have you taken those classes?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I gotta do it by September seconds, so oh you
got plenty of times. Yeah, I'll do it September second.
Natty five to nine. Kiss of them is reading Addie
in the afternoon. I found a fun fact today.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You always concern me when you say you find fun facts,
because sometimes you're fun facts.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Not so fun, buddy, No, those are my unfun facts.
You're getting it twisted. You're getting confused.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, but even though you say it's a fun fact.
Sometimes it's not fun.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
No, if it's un fun, I'll come at you and
be like, fun facts are so overrated. Okay, so cliches.
So let's see what you got, but not this fun fact.
This one is one. Don't you present fun? Yeah? It's fun?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
What do you got for me?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Do you know what the fear of long words is called?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
There's a fear of long words?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, some people are afraid of long words.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
All right. I'm afraid of small words too.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I can't say I'm also afraid of words. Word scare me?
Do you think the fear of long words is a
long word?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Isn't it? Fun fact in the day? The fear of
long words wish me lucky?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Isn't this ironic?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
The fear of long words is hippopota monstros equiel fio phobia.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Hip hip hip pop anonymous. Please tell me y'all get
the reference.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
The fear of long words is hippopota monstros ces equidethelobia.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You know they had they loved doing that one. When
it was time to name this fear, they they knew
what they were doing.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, there's was another fear of something like this to
where it was the name of fear was the fear itself?
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I love it? Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the
afternoon and it looks like PETA is at it again.
What now, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals? And
I just want to be very clear. I love animals absolutely.
I think you should be nice to animals. Also think
we should need animals some not just any. Let's not
(03:27):
get crazy with it. So PETA is mad about something
stupid again, shocker. I don't know if you heard about this,
but this time they're going after Mario Kart the game
the game Peta.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Is it something about the turtles?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Weirdly no, And I've got a comment about that too.
PETA People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is going
after Mario Kart the video game, the cartoon video game
for the And I'll tell you why next the new game,
yeah right right? Is that they have nothing better to do.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I need to hear why.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
So we'll tell you why PETA is going after Mario Kart,
and also why Peta is stupid, because if PETA had
their way, bad things would happen. And I'll explain nothing. Listen,
I love animals, Sure you do. They're they're cute, they're great,
but they also help us as humans. But PETA had
their way, they wouldn't at all. We'll get into that
in a bit. But PETA is now mad again, shocker,
(04:30):
because they've got nothing else to do, and they're going
after Mario Kart again.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
To clarify the video game, Yeah, the one we all enjoy,
racing around throwing bananas at people say, spin out of control.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
All right, it's ninety five nine Kiss FM reading Eddie
in the afternoon. PETA, which is People for the Ethical
Treatment of Animals, is going after Mario Kart. Not for
the fact that animals are recklessly driving souped up non
street legal vehicles, or assaulting other animals with fruits, or
throwing turtle shells of clearly dead cartoon turtles. Not mad
(05:06):
at that, None of that. No, or blowing up other
animals with bombs, They're okay with that. Here's what PETA
is mad at with Mario Kart. The Moumo cows makes
no sense because they've got nose rings. Come on, they
say it's a sign of animal abuse, and they are
begging Nintendo to remove the nose rings from the Mumu
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cows in the cartoon video game Mario Kart.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I am convinced that PETA is doing this on purpose.
They know it's ridiculous. They just want to be in
the news. They want their names out there. So I
love animals. I don't like PETA for multiple reasons. But
PETA's core beliefs say that animals should not be used
to help humans at.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
All at all.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Okay, here's what that would mean. If PETA had their ways,
there would be no pets, right none. There would be
no seeing eye dogs so blind people out of luck,
no bomb sniffing dogs, no emotional support animals, no search
and rescue dogs, no horseback riding or sled dogs, no zoos.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
All these animals will be out in the wild. I'm
living among us, and would they would?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
They would die eventually, right right. There'd be no farming,
no fishing, and no animal related foods whatsoever if PETA
had their way. Listen, Peta, I love your basic idea
of protecting and loving animals, but you're a little cuckoo.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You know when you when you're.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
At work and you want to argue about something, and
we say pick your battles.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, pick your battle, Pita. This isn't the old to
dye on, not the Mario Kart MoU moo cows with
the nose rings?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Unreal?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Do you think they're mad that I have a nose ring?
Not to start it, because I mean, like I'm a
I'm technically an animal no more. Ninety nine kiss fm
ord an ad in the afternoon. And I love a
good conspiracy, Yeah you do. I don't love all of them,
but I love the idea of them. I love like
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where people like try to like prove their point, like
the flat Earth thing. It's just stupid, it is, really
I love this here people try to convince themselves that
the Earth is flat. But I firmly believe everyone believes
in at least one conspiracy, right, and if not, you
should because they're just fun. There's a lot out there
(07:28):
as long you don't let them like ruin your life.
Conspiracies are fun or let the CIA know that, you know,
be a little dangerous.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
But mine doesn't bolve the CIA.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Uh oh careful, I went down a Reddit rabbit hole.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh that's dangerous.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It was a question that asks, what's a crazy conspiracy
you actually believe?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And I want to open this up. Yes, two eight
one zero ninety five to nine. Because again, conspiracies are fun.
I've got a couple of my own. I've got some here.
My friend is a wild conspiracy theorist. I've got a
couple of his too. Okay, Like the nuclear bomb didn't exist?
It doesn't again, it doesn't exist at all. That he's
(08:09):
got a theory about it, Well, what's the theory? Just
for fear Einstein?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No, I don't believe it. It has to exist.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I don't know. Well, who's ever seen one? You know
what I'm saying. It's like one of those things. It's
like like this is what he says. I don't know
if I buy into it, but it's an interesting theory.
Like they'll show you like videos of like you know,
the trees blowing over and disintegrate. Well, why didn't the
cameras disintegrate? The cameras were right there. I see what
you're saying, and it's a bunch of stuff. It's interesting.
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I'm not saying I believe it. He also says Helen
Keller is bull crap. I don't think it is.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Helen Keller was real.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
There is an I know she was real, but like,
was she like real, real? Mean? One thing I don't
understand about Helen Keller is her favorite actor was Charlie Chaplin.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
How is she now?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's a silent actor. You can't hear or see you
know what I'm saying, I feel you, And like they've
met and they're like, how would she know she's even
meeting him?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Because you command.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Maybe they lied to her. That's so horrible. But also
she wrote like seven New York Times bestsellers. How how like,
how do you even like teach like a basic understanding
of words? I know it's possible. I'm not handy shaming
here is that the word? I don't know. He's just
mad enough a word? And also she flew a plane,
(09:34):
like come on, they won't even know she did, Yes,
she did. They won't even let me fly. I've asked, like, no, sir,
sit back down in your seat. But Helen Callard, Helen Keller,
did you're handy capable shaming people? Not fair?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Basically I want to know your best favorite conspiracy nine
eight one zero ninety five nine. We'll go over the
list next. I firmly believe that everyone believes in at
least one can spirit sure, If not, you should because
they're fun. I've got some, but I went down a
Reddit rabbit hole and we're gonna go over some of
these and see how we feel about Yeah, one zero
(10:10):
ninety five to nine. If you've got one too, Conspiracy
number one as someone in it, there is no true animidity.
People are worried about the government tracking you, but they
already do. Your internet service provider tracks every move you make,
including incognito, and they will happily send the report to anyone.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I believe that, Yeah, I believe I'll buy it.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Like did you hear about the Serious radio thing the
other day? What some kid got his car stolen? His
mom's going through all the steps, calls the police whatever, Sure,
calls like on Star or something, and I can't remember
the exact steps for it. But eventually the cops are like,
we're calling Serious XM. And she's like, why he doesn't
have Serious XM hasn't had it like two or three years,
(10:55):
and they're like, well, let's just see something. So she's
on the phone with Serious XM and given information on hold.
The Serious XEM guy comes back laughing and he's like,
found your car And she's like, we don't have serious
X Yeah, I know, but it's in your car.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Well that makes sense because they the radio has a
transponder number, right, so they could track.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Every car has this case. They can track any car basically.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I mean it makes finding cars easier. That's a good thing,
right if they're stolen.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
But if you don't want the I it's twenty two
I know. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, I believe Yeah, the
government can probably find us. We're not They know everything
about us. Yeah, if not, google us. Yeah, what are
conspiracy theories you actually believe? Check this one out. They
don't make women's clothes with pockets so they can sell
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more handbags.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Believe it. I believe it. Believe that.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, there's probably some truth to that.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Women's clothes are more expensive because they know we're not
gonna buy it. Guys don't care how they look, so
they make women's clothes more expensive.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Does your wife dress you sometimes? Is that there's no
shame in that?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
There's absolutely no shame in that, do I She has
a good eye piso, So I asked her, does this
is this matches look good?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
She'll be like yeah, or like maybe word for shirts today?
She like, go out shopping and come back with clothes
for you.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, she won't know. She'll let me choose my own
stuff with it, and she'll just like tell me when
to wear them.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
If she doesn't like what you wear, she'll give you
the are you wearing?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Or she'll like, maybe tuck that shirt? And today I'm like, no, no,
don want to.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Old Addie get married.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
They said it's okay though, because if she makes me
look good, does she? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Look at my hair good? She cuts my hair too,
Look at look at me, Look at me, look at me.
Could you do anything on your own?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Probably not anymore?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
All Right, we're talking about conspiracies. What's a conspiracy you
actually believe? In? Nine to two eight one zero ninety
five nine.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
She makes me better.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I haven't met you without her, so see, you could
be worse. I don't know. You see what's a conspiracy
you actually believe? Nine Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in
the afternoon. OCTOPI are aliens whose embryos came here on
a common or asteroid and landed in the prematorial stew Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I can't believe, I can. I know you do.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You've brought it up several times before they're they're not.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
They're not They're not earth like, they're animals. There's cups,
they've got eight hearts, three brains, they're super smart, blue
blood I believe. I don't think OCTOPI are from Earth.
I believe that one.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
All right, do you believe what you gotta believe in?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
That's all good? Do you have one conspiracy?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I totally buy the fact that the CIA's are ones
that murdered John F. Kennedy because he was trying to
cut their budget and also wasn't going hard on Cuba
like they wanted him to. So Oswald was a just escapegoat.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
In lieu of flowers, please send cash donations to read.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, I don't, come on, I can't be I'm not
the only one I believe it.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Of course everyone believes that. Yeah, yeah, I mean was
it was a setup for sure? In lieu of flowers
stop stop one zero on ninety five nine. What's the
conspiracy theory? You actually believe? Pretty sure they killed Diana? Yeah, yep, yeah,
because I was reading more into this and like the
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cameras and the tunnels weren't working weirdly.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
All the angles though, the how things happened, and then I.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
The people on the motorcycles were giving like hand signals
to like other people like like other like.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
It felt coordinated. Yeah, not cool.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I like this one though, conspiracy theories you actually believe in.
First time I heard this was today Big Oil invented
and pushed paper straws to make people resent environmentalists. If so,
it's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I can see it.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
It's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
See I could see at a board meeting trying to
figure this on.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Guys. Yeah, it's like I got some here. It's like
reverse backwards, like mental engineering. Because here's why I kind
of think that actually could be true is because the
big push was the straws for a while, and then
you got plastic cups, giant thirty two ounce plastic cups,
which is way more plastic than a straw.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
How is a straw killing the turtles but not a cup?
Yeah makes sense.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Well it doesn't get stuck in their nose, for one,
but still bad for the environment. Yes, yeah, I believe
that Big Oil's in on it. I think Big oils
in on a lot of.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Stuff, and lieut of flowers.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Nine eight one zero, naety five to nine will do
more conspiracies you actually believe in. Next, we're talking about
conspiracies you actually believe in? Nine two oh two eight
one zero ninety five to nine three to Natty in
the afternoon, Epstein didn't kill himself.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Mm, that's it's still too soon.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I think. Okay, do you think there's a possibility he's alive.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I think there's people alive that we think they're dead.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
No way, two Bucks alive. He's doing Elvis was alive.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
No, he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You're on an island. Michael Jackson could be alive.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
To Prince too.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
You think Prince is dead?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
You have no like metric sale for this. It's just
what I believe, right n eight one zero ninety five nine.
Here's one that I've been saying forever. Mattress firm is
a money laundering operation. I have one in my town
and used to work next door to it. I have
lived in this town for eight years and have maybe
seen two people enter the store. This is so true.
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You never see anyone go into a mattress store. And
how often do you buy mattresses? Eight ten years if that?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah, but your family gets bigger, you have a kid,
you buy a mattress then they get bigger, they upgrade
their bed.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
You buy into the store to buy it, you buy
it online.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
No, the online mattress thing is still fairly new. Online
mattresses became ago.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I'm telling you, mattress stores are a money laundering scheme, right,
It's a front for something mafia.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I find it hard to believe.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Uh, I don't think that this is a conspiracy. But
you can't buy hot pockets. You can only buy cold pockets.
You are expected to provide the heat yourself. Don't believe
the lies. That's true.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Oh, I mean you're not.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
They're not wrong if they figure out technology to sell
them hot though.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I mean like one of those like what are those
like bags were like smack and then like for the
hot pockets, trademark, trademark instant hot pockets. Bro it could
be something. The amount of ideas we have, I'm surprised
we're not both billionaires.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Mind we should.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Somebody's gotta buy it to idea sometimes, somebody business leaders
out there listening to.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Us, take a chance, take a chance on us and Eddie,
we're already multiple award winning DJs in your company, be
award winning companies by buying our inventions will make you
tons of money, lots of money. Conspiracies, you actually believe.
The reason there are always so many orange construction cones
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on the road, even when it doesn't seem like work
is being done, is because there are too many cones
and they have no place to store them.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
This is just ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I buy that actually, because there's just so many damn
cones all the time.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I don't like that FM reading Eddie in the afternoon,
and there is there's been an ongoing debate on x
about what the worst song ever created was, Oh, here
we go and I've got the top ten when we're
gonna go, according to folks on X. Yeah, so this
isn't like an official thing. It's just the top on
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X sure. And the whole debate started with a tweet
or whatever you call the x is and it started
with the example of this song. Do you know the
song Edward Sharp and the Magnetic zero was home?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I don't you have a clip?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I do, all right? And this is I guess an
alternative song. At the last station I was out before this,
So you've heard it before. Yeah, we used to play
it all the time, and I hate this song. Ah,
what do you got here? It is Edward Sharp and
the Magnetic Zeros.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
That's not who sings Edwards Sharp.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Way.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
It's so spread now I feel like I have to
buy insurance. Now I feel like it was part of
a TV commercial, a campaign of some sorts.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
It was like it was in a commercial.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Absolutely was okay, you find it out during the break
and get back with watch Me. You didn't even know
the name of the who sang the song watch Me.
All right, So we've got a debate over the worst
songs ever nine to two, eight, one, zero, ninety five nine.
We'll go over the list now, well, I'll give you
another one roke because number ten is just kind of funny.
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It's not even a song. What is it? Uh?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Is it a jingle?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Not even a jingle?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
We're stuck on?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I like that one. Stuck No. Number ten on the
ongoing debate of worst songs ever on X The worst
song ever written is the whole discography of You two.
Come on, that's just harsh. They've got like two You
two gets a bad rap. They get like they have
two good songs.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You two has more than just good two songs.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Three You two is just.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
An easy band to anything like the Joshua Trios ten tastic.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Game three songs.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I'll name you three songs.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
My point exactly you two is good? Okay? Worst song ever?
Nine two, two, eight, one zero, ninety five nine. We'll
do the next nine, next, next, nine, next. What are
some of the worst songs ever created? There's a debate
going on on x right now. It's ninety five to
nine Kiss FM reading in the afternoon. Number ten was
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the worst song ever written? Is the whole discography of
YouTube ridiculous. They've got like with or Without You is
probably the only song I like by YouTube. But I
digress to get a bad rap. No they don't. But
number nine of the worst songs ever, according to this
list on X IS from twenty eleven. This is a
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good song too, Come on now, fun, we are young,
these are This is like.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
An anthem song in that era. So I think, like,
I don't know what to think, but I hate.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
The song at all, But it's different. I guess list
of the worst songs ever song number nine song at all.
I don't think so either.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
On this list book this is no X is falling apart.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Shape of You by Ed Sheer and from twenty seventeen,
that's number sorry, that's number eight. I feel like as
Sharon gets a bad draft too and sharing so talented.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I'm annoyed.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
On to number seven. So the ongoing debate on X
is worst songs ever created. These are all relatively new songs,
by the way, so it's just people basically complaining. I
will say this though, I hate this next song, all right,
what do you have so much? I never liked it
from the start. From twenty twelve, number seven on the
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list of worst songs ever think that. Come on now,
this is a jamn let stop it. I love it.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
This remix in this song is fantastic. I think that
I love it.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I hate it. I love with a fiery passion.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I love it. I'm all in on a homie.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I need to reevaluate our friends. All right, we'll take
a break and we'll come back to the worst songs
ever created nine to two eight one zero ninety five
nine according to this debate on at because this.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Has gotta be the worst list of worst songs ever created?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Number seven, that Cheerleader song was spot on, no at all.
I mean that could be number one or two? Am
I no way, We'll do the next six? Next? Did
I do it again? Next six? Next? You did? Why?
What's wrong with me?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Everything?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Am I stroking out?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Maybe? Do you spell bird Charles?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I did yesterday? Maybe may mean it's continuing an on
set early onset stroke. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Oh no, what is the.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Worst song ever created? There's an ongoing debate on X
right now, and so far we've got anything by You
too blame We Are Young by Fun Shape of You
by Ed sheeran Cheerleader by Omi.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I disagree with this whole listle for the entire list
is wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
It's the Omi cheerleader song is spot on great song.
But we're down to number six now on the list
of worst songs ever according to this list on X
from twenty thirteen.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Okay, come on now, I like this. We all like
this song. Yeah, see again, this listens. It's not credible
at all. Have you seen the music video for that? Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I have I ever? Yeah? Well multiple times?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You're admitting too much right now. It features Emily Radikowski again,
one of the most beautiful women to ever exist.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I have no shame saying I've seen it many times.
Sometimes I'll put it on just for funzies.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You're saying too much, but same. We're on to song
number five on the list of worst songs ever created
from twenty eleven and.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Again good songs, I mean five again.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
This is another bit like it's a bad rap.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Everyone's like they got some good so long.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah, I liked this song, but I got I cannot
It's gotta be small ghosts.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
It got played a lot when it came out, so
I can see why. But it's still a good song.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
It's not a bad song. It's the list of the
worst songs ever created on Morble lest going debate on Twitter.
I one hundred percent agree with this next song because
I'm not a huge fan of this woman in general, sexist.
I know she's got some good songs, but her typical
vibe I don't get with Okay from twenty fourteen, the
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fourth worst song ever created, according to this listen on
Twitter is.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Because you know I'm all about okay sexist. I don't
hate this song.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I feel like Meghan Trainer is a once your pony.
All her songs sound similar.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
They do. But here's the thing with Megan Trainer. I
don't understand her Megan Trainer songs I don't typically like.
I really did like the last one, But she writes
songs for so many other artists, which are bangers, Which
are bangers? I can't she doesn't save them for herself.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
We gotta take care she makes more money. Couldn't they
go to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
She probably makes? That's why it could be h We've
got three more of the worst songs ever created. The
debates going on on X right now, and we'll do
the three more last ones next. It's the stroke Eddie
is not having this list no.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Because every single song is great.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
It's a list of the worst songs ever created, according
to audience feedback on.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I'm gonna grab all these songs and play them on Repee.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
For a week. I don't hate I only really hate
two of these songs. So we're down to number three.
The top three now the bronze medal for Worst Songs
ever created from two thousand and eight.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I feel like I'm gonna be mad at this.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I'm gonna say this right now. I'm mad at this.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
See, I'm gonna be super mad now.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
The worst song ever created is come on I know,
classic keys Leon straight up ticks me off.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
This is such a good song, it really is.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I'm so mad at myself because what I said to myself,
I was gonna see them live once and at a
La La Blues and I didn't go, and then they
broke up for a while, so I haven't seen him
live yet.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, they're really good and I'll have you know because
I asked them that the song is not about STD
No no, if you can believe that number two Silver
Metal for the worst songs ever created, according to a
debate going on on Twitter, it make me angry. Doesn't
make me angry because I don't like this song from
twenty thirteen.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Come on, come on, come on stop it. Despicable meme man, classic.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I've never seen it all it this song is fantastic,
like what is a room without a roof? Even memes?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I mean, you know it's a good song.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
When We're all does his version of it's not truly
absolutely does covers and remakes of good.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Songs, He does other stuff. He does something, all right,
So we're down in number one. I'm interested to see
your take on that. I'm gonna be so mad. This
whole list is angering me. I'm going debate on X
is what's the worst song ever created? Here's song number one,
according to this threat on X from two thousand and nine.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Okay, come on, come on classic. We all love this
song when it came out, and you know it, it's okay,
we all loved it the train, Hey.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Soul sister, I uh, it's I feel like it's aged
kind of poorly.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
It has an aged.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Gray absolutely, but when it came out we all blasted.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
When I hear that song, I think of like a
commercial with like two eighty year olds dancing and dance.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Still hear the song often because it's in a Curious
George movie that my kid watches every once in a while.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
But oh, there it is. He's watching Curious George right now.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I hear that. I think, like VALTRAX commercial.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
This whole list just solidified to me that X is
the worst social media platform out there right now.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
It's ridiculus.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
You no, I agree with some of these gerridiculous to
ninety five nine Kiss FM, it's reading Addie in the afternoon,
it's to have a really too early to start drinking.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Are you concerned about something right now? To have something
to tell.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Me no, But the answer is yes, Eddie. Yes. Sometimes
it is a little too early to start drinking, especially
if you're a middle school teacher and you get so
hammered you drive your card through a fence before noon on.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
A school day. Yeah, that's a problem.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
It was the second day of school and he's already
already done with the kids. Those brats. It's my dumb
criminal of the day. The story next. I can only
imagine how bad I drove some of my teachers to drink.
I mean, you're not wrong.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
We as kids were jerks, and kids are jerks to
this day.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah. Because for this dude, it only took one day
back to school before getting a dui and crashing into
the school fence before noon on the second day of school. Wow,
it's my dumb criminal of the day. Florida police have
a rest thirty two year old Georgia, Florida English teacher
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after he was getting lit between classes. Apparently he crashed
his car through his school fence. Police found him passed
out behind the wheel after busting through the fence, with
a bunch of booze bottles in his car and a
strong odor of alcohol. He refused to have his blood
taken at the hospital and was charged with the DUI
because that's what happens if you refuse the blood test.
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Kids must have really drove him nuts something.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I mean, yeah, middle or just got a problem.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
So when I went in my school district, middle school
was fourth grade eight three, but I think it's different.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
It's it's six seven eight, okay, yeah, and some isn't
it nine? In some I think he Wisconsin six seven.
I'm pretty sure it is six seven eight.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
So I know that was the time where I was
probably the worst. I think kids think they're.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
They're finally kind of you know, outside their parents streach
at that time, they're they're exploring more.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
But so yeah, when I was that age, like I
had no shame, Like I wasn't an embarrassed. You get
to high school and then you'd kind of start caring
what people think about you. Yeah, I did not care
in middle school like I would I would do anything.
I would think I was cool. But my all the
hormones are changing in your body. You don't know what
is gonna come out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Oh man read at that age or it was wild.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I was a wild child, man, But they got me thinking,
what's the earliest you started drinking?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I was gonna ask you the same exact question.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
So I gotta be on vacation and I'm I have
no problems, you know, waking up.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
To like like a little bit of alcohol.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Oh, I absolutely no breakfast alcohol. Like, I'm not gonna
go for a beer. It's gotta be something different, like
luddy marry. I'm not a bloody marry guy. Maybe a mimosa.
Take it easy that way.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
So what's the earliest you ever started drinking?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I would say nine eight thirty, nine am.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
That was this like a bender day or this was
like it was my honeymoon casual breakfast. Yeah, and you
need to continue throughout the day.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Tequila, sun your eyes, some orange, some tequila, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Then you went all day? Sure, I think mine's probably
like six am.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Really six am.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I think it was probably either like a morning broadcast
for Saint Patrick's Day that we're opening day in Detroit
or something like that. But it was definitely six six thirty.
Multiple times.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Did you get drunk? Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
You don't start drinking at six thirty just to not
be drunk.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
We gotta pace yourself, man.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
But what time were you in bed?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Nine nine in the morning? No, well done, well done,
thank you five nine Kids FM. It's reading Eddie in
the afternoon on National Hawaiian Pizza Day. How does that
make you feel?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I don't do it. I don't want to do it,
but you do you.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I'm glad you're starting to come around and being less shamy.
I just I don't have the energy to find it.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It just doesn't feel right. But if you're gonna do,
you're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
So this is actually what we call growth, because when
I met you, you would fly off the handle with
even the ida of pineapple and ham on a pizza.
It would take you to another dimension. But I think
I've kind of watched you back from the edge a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
And it's just not worth my energy anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
That's the attitude now worth the energy if it brings
me joy. Why are you trying to take.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
That away from You're ruining pizza, you're upsetting me, you're regressing,
You're going back to your back off.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I'm gonna take couple of steps back.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Here, right because listen, Eddie, if you like anchovy's on
your pizza, I'm not gonna shame you for it because
that's how you like it. But guess what, I'm just
not gonna order pizza with Anchovy's. This is how a
grown man acts. You're killing me here, respectful, mature. Sure
do I think you're doing pizza wrong? Yeah, but I'm
gonna let you enjoy your pizza.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Inside my body right now.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I'm just saying, man, let pezzle do pizza the way
they want.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I said I would stop stop talking about it.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Pizza chives me, not pizzas for everyone.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Not when they do it wrong. You're already.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
You're back.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
You're back to the engine.
Ninety five nine Kids FM. It's reading Eddie in the afternoon.
Happy hump Day, Eddie. Yeah, buddy, how's your day going?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Is this still cool to say hump day?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
I don't know, because I feel like it's we shouldn't
be doing that anymore. I feel like that's I feel
like the ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ninety eight it wore.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's welcome.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, it's twenty five, thirty years old. Now, like we
got to move on. All right, let's try it.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Again, all right. Take to Happy Wednesday, Eddie.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Hey, happy Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
How's your day going?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
So much better? So much better now now.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
That we're doing something that we forgot that we were
gonna do kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, good to hear man.
Good to here. Life's good, life's great. Yeah, what are you?
What are you?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What are you doing here? I feel like you're setting
me up for something.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm not setting you up for anything. I just really
wish people would stop making fun of me for clicking
that fake email.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Scale Well that's the problem, dude, Like you're causing all
of us to do now more work because you clicked
a fake email.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Do you think I'm the only one that clicked it?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I don't think you're the only one. You're the only
one that adminitrates we could escape goat now I.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Think I'm the only one that clicked it. Are just
look at it's so obvious that it's fake. But I
was in my car stop play wasn't driving.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Laura says she got our Cutter got one and he's like, wait,
I'm gonna is this real that She's like no, no, no,
don't click on it.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
So she saved him from cooking at something.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Okay, that makes me feel better.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
So he almost did it.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Cutter's a smart guy, day I got you might be
he's all right, but yeah, yeah, I mean people like
to talk.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Have you done your penis yet? Have you taken those classes?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I gotta do it by September seconds, so oh you
got plenty of times. Yeah, I'll do it September second.
Natty five to nine. Kiss of them is reading Addie
in the afternoon. I found a fun fact today.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You always concern me when you say you find fun facts,
because sometimes you're fun facts.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Not so fun, buddy, No, those are my unfun facts.
You're getting it twisted. You're getting confused.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, but even though you say it's a fun fact.
Sometimes it's not fun.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
No, if it's un fun, I'll come at you and
be like, fun facts are so overrated. Okay, so cliches.
So let's see what you got, but not this fun fact.
This one is one. Don't you present fun? Yeah? It's fun?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
What do you got for me?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Do you know what the fear of long words is called?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
There's a fear of long words?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, some people are afraid of long words.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
All right. I'm afraid of small words too.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I can't say I'm also afraid of words. Word scare me?
Do you think the fear of long words is a
long word?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Probably?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Isn't it? Fun fact in the day? The fear of
long words wish me lucky?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Isn't this ironic?
Speaker 1 (02:27):
The fear of long words is hippopota monstros equiel fio phobia.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Hip hip hip pop anonymous. Please tell me y'all get
the reference.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
The fear of long words is hippopota monstros ces equidethelobia.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
You know they had they loved doing that one. When
it was time to name this fear, they they knew
what they were doing.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, there's was another fear of something like this to
where it was the name of fear was the fear itself?
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I love it? Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in the
afternoon and it looks like PETA is at it again.
What now, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals? And
I just want to be very clear. I love animals absolutely.
I think you should be nice to animals. Also think
we should need animals some not just any. Let's not
(03:27):
get crazy with it. So PETA is mad about something
stupid again, shocker. I don't know if you heard about this,
but this time they're going after Mario Kart the game
the game Peta.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Is it something about the turtles?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Weirdly no, And I've got a comment about that too.
PETA People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is going
after Mario Kart the video game, the cartoon video game
for the And I'll tell you why next the new game,
yeah right right? Is that they have nothing better to do.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I need to hear why.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
So we'll tell you why PETA is going after Mario Kart,
and also why Peta is stupid, because if PETA had
their way, bad things would happen. And I'll explain nothing. Listen,
I love animals, Sure you do. They're they're cute, they're great,
but they also help us as humans. But PETA had
their way, they wouldn't at all. We'll get into that
in a bit. But PETA is now mad again, shocker,
(04:30):
because they've got nothing else to do, and they're going
after Mario Kart again.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
To clarify the video game, Yeah, the one we all enjoy,
racing around throwing bananas at people say, spin out of control.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
All right, it's ninety five nine Kiss FM reading Eddie
in the afternoon. PETA, which is People for the Ethical
Treatment of Animals, is going after Mario Kart. Not for
the fact that animals are recklessly driving souped up non
street legal vehicles, or assaulting other animals with fruits, or
throwing turtle shells of clearly dead cartoon turtles. Not mad
(05:06):
at that, None of that. No, or blowing up other
animals with bombs, They're okay with that. Here's what PETA
is mad at with Mario Kart. The Moumo cows makes
no sense because they've got nose rings. Come on, they
say it's a sign of animal abuse, and they are
begging Nintendo to remove the nose rings from the Mumu
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cows in the cartoon video game Mario Kart.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I am convinced that PETA is doing this on purpose.
They know it's ridiculous. They just want to be in
the news. They want their names out there. So I
love animals. I don't like PETA for multiple reasons. But
PETA's core beliefs say that animals should not be used
to help humans at.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
All at all.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Okay, here's what that would mean. If PETA had their ways,
there would be no pets, right none. There would be
no seeing eye dogs so blind people out of luck,
no bomb sniffing dogs, no emotional support animals, no search
and rescue dogs, no horseback riding or sled dogs, no zoos.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
All these animals will be out in the wild. I'm
living among us, and would they would?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
They would die eventually, right right. There'd be no farming,
no fishing, and no animal related foods whatsoever if PETA
had their way. Listen, Peta, I love your basic idea
of protecting and loving animals, but you're a little cuckoo.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
You know when you when you're.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
At work and you want to argue about something, and
we say pick your battles.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, pick your battle, Pita. This isn't the old to
dye on, not the Mario Kart MoU moo cows with
the nose rings?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Unreal?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Do you think they're mad that I have a nose ring?
Not to start it, because I mean, like I'm a
I'm technically an animal no more. Ninety nine kiss fm
ord an ad in the afternoon. And I love a
good conspiracy, Yeah you do. I don't love all of them,
but I love the idea of them. I love like
(07:08):
where people like try to like prove their point, like
the flat Earth thing. It's just stupid, it is, really
I love this here people try to convince themselves that
the Earth is flat. But I firmly believe everyone believes
in at least one conspiracy, right, and if not, you
should because they're just fun. There's a lot out there
(07:28):
as long you don't let them like ruin your life.
Conspiracies are fun or let the CIA know that, you know,
be a little dangerous.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
But mine doesn't bolve the CIA.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Uh oh careful, I went down a Reddit rabbit hole.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh that's dangerous.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
It was a question that asks, what's a crazy conspiracy
you actually believe?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And I want to open this up. Yes, two eight
one zero ninety five to nine. Because again, conspiracies are fun.
I've got a couple of my own. I've got some here.
My friend is a wild conspiracy theorist. I've got a
couple of his too. Okay, Like the nuclear bomb didn't exist?
It doesn't again, it doesn't exist at all. That he's
(08:09):
got a theory about it, Well, what's the theory? Just
for fear Einstein?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No, I don't believe it. It has to exist.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I don't know. Well, who's ever seen one? You know
what I'm saying. It's like one of those things. It's
like like this is what he says. I don't know
if I buy into it, but it's an interesting theory.
Like they'll show you like videos of like you know,
the trees blowing over and disintegrate. Well, why didn't the
cameras disintegrate? The cameras were right there. I see what
you're saying, and it's a bunch of stuff. It's interesting.
(08:39):
I'm not saying I believe it. He also says Helen
Keller is bull crap. I don't think it is.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Helen Keller was real.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
There is an I know she was real, but like,
was she like real, real? Mean? One thing I don't
understand about Helen Keller is her favorite actor was Charlie Chaplin.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
How is she now?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
It's a silent actor. You can't hear or see you
know what I'm saying, I feel you, And like they've
met and they're like, how would she know she's even
meeting him?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Because you command.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Maybe they lied to her. That's so horrible. But also
she wrote like seven New York Times bestsellers. How how like,
how do you even like teach like a basic understanding
of words? I know it's possible. I'm not handy shaming
here is that the word? I don't know. He's just
mad enough a word? And also she flew a plane,
(09:34):
like come on, they won't even know she did, Yes,
she did. They won't even let me fly. I've asked, like, no, sir,
sit back down in your seat. But Helen Callard, Helen Keller,
did you're handy capable shaming people? Not fair?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Basically I want to know your best favorite conspiracy nine
eight one zero ninety five nine. We'll go over the
list next. I firmly believe that everyone believes in at
least one can spirit sure, If not, you should because
they're fun. I've got some, but I went down a
Reddit rabbit hole and we're gonna go over some of
these and see how we feel about Yeah, one zero
(10:10):
ninety five to nine. If you've got one too, Conspiracy
number one as someone in it, there is no true animidity.
People are worried about the government tracking you, but they
already do. Your internet service provider tracks every move you make,
including incognito, and they will happily send the report to anyone.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I believe that, Yeah, I believe I'll buy it.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Like did you hear about the Serious radio thing the
other day? What some kid got his car stolen? His
mom's going through all the steps, calls the police whatever, Sure,
calls like on Star or something, and I can't remember
the exact steps for it. But eventually the cops are like,
we're calling Serious XM. And she's like, why he doesn't
have Serious XM hasn't had it like two or three years,
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and they're like, well, let's just see something. So she's
on the phone with Serious XM and given information on hold.
The Serious XEM guy comes back laughing and he's like,
found your car And she's like, we don't have serious
X Yeah, I know, but it's in your car.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Well that makes sense because they the radio has a
transponder number, right, so they could track.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Every car has this case. They can track any car basically.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I mean it makes finding cars easier. That's a good thing,
right if they're stolen.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
But if you don't want the I it's twenty two
I know. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, I believe Yeah, the
government can probably find us. We're not They know everything
about us. Yeah, if not, google us. Yeah, what are
conspiracy theories you actually believe? Check this one out. They
don't make women's clothes with pockets so they can sell
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more handbags.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Believe it. I believe it. Believe that.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, there's probably some truth to that.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Women's clothes are more expensive because they know we're not
gonna buy it. Guys don't care how they look, so
they make women's clothes more expensive.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Does your wife dress you sometimes? Is that there's no
shame in that?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
There's absolutely no shame in that, do I She has
a good eye piso, So I asked her, does this
is this matches look good?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
She'll be like yeah, or like maybe word for shirts today?
She like, go out shopping and come back with clothes
for you.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, she won't know. She'll let me choose my own
stuff with it, and she'll just like tell me when
to wear them.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
If she doesn't like what you wear, she'll give you
the are you wearing?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Or she'll like, maybe tuck that shirt? And today I'm like, no, no,
don want to.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Old Addie get married.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
They said it's okay though, because if she makes me
look good, does she? Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Look at my hair good? She cuts my hair too,
Look at look at me, Look at me, look at me.
Could you do anything on your own?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Probably not anymore?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
All Right, we're talking about conspiracies. What's a conspiracy you
actually believe? In? Nine to two eight one zero ninety
five nine.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
She makes me better.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
I haven't met you without her, so see, you could
be worse. I don't know. You see what's a conspiracy
you actually believe? Nine Kiss FM. It's reading Eddie in
the afternoon. OCTOPI are aliens whose embryos came here on
a common or asteroid and landed in the prematorial stew Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
I can't believe, I can. I know you do.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
You've brought it up several times before they're they're not.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
They're not They're not earth like, they're animals. There's cups,
they've got eight hearts, three brains, they're super smart, blue
blood I believe. I don't think OCTOPI are from Earth.
I believe that one.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
All right, do you believe what you gotta believe in?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
That's all good? Do you have one conspiracy?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I totally buy the fact that the CIA's are ones
that murdered John F. Kennedy because he was trying to
cut their budget and also wasn't going hard on Cuba
like they wanted him to. So Oswald was a just escapegoat.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
In lieu of flowers, please send cash donations to read.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, I don't, come on, I can't be I'm not
the only one I believe it.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Of course everyone believes that. Yeah, yeah, I mean was
it was a setup for sure? In lieu of flowers
stop stop one zero on ninety five nine. What's the
conspiracy theory? You actually believe? Pretty sure they killed Diana? Yeah, yep, yeah,
because I was reading more into this and like the
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cameras and the tunnels weren't working weirdly.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
All the angles though, the how things happened, and then I.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
The people on the motorcycles were giving like hand signals
to like other people like like other like.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
It felt coordinated. Yeah, not cool.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
I like this one though, conspiracy theories you actually believe in.
First time I heard this was today Big Oil invented
and pushed paper straws to make people resent environmentalists. If so,
it's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I can see it.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
It's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
See I could see at a board meeting trying to
figure this on.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Guys. Yeah, it's like I got some here. It's like
reverse backwards, like mental engineering. Because here's why I kind
of think that actually could be true is because the
big push was the straws for a while, and then
you got plastic cups, giant thirty two ounce plastic cups,
which is way more plastic than a straw.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
How is a straw killing the turtles but not a cup?
Yeah makes sense.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Well it doesn't get stuck in their nose, for one,
but still bad for the environment. Yes, yeah, I believe
that Big Oil's in on it. I think Big oils
in on a lot of.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Stuff, and lieut of flowers.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Nine eight one zero, naety five to nine will do
more conspiracies you actually believe in. Next, we're talking about
conspiracies you actually believe in? Nine two oh two eight
one zero ninety five to nine three to Natty in
the afternoon, Epstein didn't kill himself.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Mm, that's it's still too soon.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
I think. Okay, do you think there's a possibility he's alive.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I think there's people alive that we think they're dead.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
No way, two Bucks alive. He's doing Elvis was alive.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
No, he wasn't.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You're on an island. Michael Jackson could be alive.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
To Prince too.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
You think Prince is dead?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
You have no like metric sale for this. It's just
what I believe, right n eight one zero ninety five nine.
Here's one that I've been saying forever. Mattress firm is
a money laundering operation. I have one in my town
and used to work next door to it. I have
lived in this town for eight years and have maybe
seen two people enter the store. This is so true.
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You never see anyone go into a mattress store. And
how often do you buy mattresses? Eight ten years if that?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah, but your family gets bigger, you have a kid,
you buy a mattress then they get bigger, they upgrade
their bed.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
You buy into the store to buy it, you buy
it online.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
No, the online mattress thing is still fairly new. Online
mattresses became ago.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I'm telling you, mattress stores are a money laundering scheme, right,
It's a front for something mafia.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I find it hard to believe.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Uh, I don't think that this is a conspiracy. But
you can't buy hot pockets. You can only buy cold pockets.
You are expected to provide the heat yourself. Don't believe
the lies. That's true.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Oh, I mean you're not.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
They're not wrong if they figure out technology to sell
them hot though.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I mean like one of those like what are those
like bags were like smack and then like for the
hot pockets, trademark, trademark instant hot pockets. Bro it could
be something. The amount of ideas we have, I'm surprised
we're not both billionaires.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Mind we should.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Somebody's gotta buy it to idea sometimes, somebody business leaders
out there listening to.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Us, take a chance, take a chance on us and Eddie,
we're already multiple award winning DJs in your company, be
award winning companies by buying our inventions will make you
tons of money, lots of money. Conspiracies, you actually believe.
The reason there are always so many orange construction cones
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on the road, even when it doesn't seem like work
is being done, is because there are too many cones
and they have no place to store them.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
This is just ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I buy that actually, because there's just so many damn
cones all the time.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I don't like that FM reading Eddie in the afternoon,
and there is there's been an ongoing debate on x
about what the worst song ever created was, Oh, here
we go and I've got the top ten when we're
gonna go, according to folks on X. Yeah, so this
isn't like an official thing. It's just the top on
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X sure. And the whole debate started with a tweet
or whatever you call the x is and it started
with the example of this song. Do you know the
song Edward Sharp and the Magnetic zero was home?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I don't you have a clip?
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I do, all right? And this is I guess an
alternative song. At the last station I was out before this,
So you've heard it before. Yeah, we used to play
it all the time, and I hate this song. Ah,
what do you got here? It is Edward Sharp and
the Magnetic Zeros.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
That's not who sings Edwards Sharp.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Way.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
It's so spread now I feel like I have to
buy insurance. Now I feel like it was part of
a TV commercial, a campaign of some sorts.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
It was like it was in a commercial.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Absolutely was okay, you find it out during the break
and get back with watch Me. You didn't even know
the name of the who sang the song watch Me.
All right, So we've got a debate over the worst
songs ever nine to two, eight, one, zero, ninety five nine.
We'll go over the list now, well, I'll give you
another one roke because number ten is just kind of funny.
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It's not even a song. What is it? Uh?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Is it a jingle?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Not even a jingle?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
We're stuck on?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I like that one. Stuck No. Number ten on the
ongoing debate of worst songs ever on X The worst
song ever written is the whole discography of You two.
Come on, that's just harsh. They've got like two You
two gets a bad rap. They get like they have
two good songs.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You two has more than just good two songs.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Three You two is just.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
An easy band to anything like the Joshua Trios ten tastic.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Game three songs.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I'll name you three songs.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
My point exactly you two is good? Okay? Worst song ever?
Nine two, two, eight, one zero, ninety five nine. We'll
do the next nine, next, next, nine, next. What are
some of the worst songs ever created? There's a debate
going on on x right now. It's ninety five to
nine Kiss FM reading in the afternoon. Number ten was
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the worst song ever written? Is the whole discography of
YouTube ridiculous. They've got like with or Without You is
probably the only song I like by YouTube. But I
digress to get a bad rap. No they don't. But
number nine of the worst songs ever, according to this
list on X IS from twenty eleven. This is a
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good song too, Come on now, fun, we are young,
these are This is like.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
An anthem song in that era. So I think, like,
I don't know what to think, but I hate.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
The song at all, But it's different. I guess list
of the worst songs ever song number nine song at all.
I don't think so either.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
On this list book this is no X is falling apart.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Shape of You by Ed Sheer and from twenty seventeen,
that's number sorry, that's number eight. I feel like as
Sharon gets a bad draft too and sharing so talented.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I'm annoyed.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
On to number seven. So the ongoing debate on X
is worst songs ever created. These are all relatively new songs,
by the way, so it's just people basically complaining. I
will say this though, I hate this next song, all right,
what do you have so much? I never liked it
from the start. From twenty twelve, number seven on the
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list of worst songs ever think that. Come on now,
this is a jamn let stop it. I love it.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
This remix in this song is fantastic. I think that
I love it.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I hate it. I love with a fiery passion.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I love it. I'm all in on a homie.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I need to reevaluate our friends. All right, we'll take
a break and we'll come back to the worst songs
ever created nine to two eight one zero ninety five
nine according to this debate on at because this.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Has gotta be the worst list of worst songs ever created?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Number seven, that Cheerleader song was spot on, no at all.
I mean that could be number one or two? Am
I no way, We'll do the next six? Next? Did
I do it again? Next six? Next? You did? Why?
What's wrong with me?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Everything?
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Am I stroking out?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Maybe? Do you spell bird Charles?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I did yesterday? Maybe may mean it's continuing an on
set early onset stroke. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Oh no, what is the.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Worst song ever created? There's an ongoing debate on X
right now, and so far we've got anything by You
too blame We Are Young by Fun Shape of You
by Ed sheeran Cheerleader by Omi.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I disagree with this whole listle for the entire list
is wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
It's the Omi cheerleader song is spot on great song.
But we're down to number six now on the list
of worst songs ever according to this list on X
from twenty thirteen.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Okay, come on now, I like this. We all like
this song. Yeah, see again, this listens. It's not credible
at all. Have you seen the music video for that? Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I have I ever? Yeah? Well multiple times?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You're admitting too much right now. It features Emily Radikowski again,
one of the most beautiful women to ever exist.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I have no shame saying I've seen it many times.
Sometimes I'll put it on just for funzies.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
You're saying too much, but same. We're on to song
number five on the list of worst songs ever created
from twenty eleven and.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Again good songs, I mean five again.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
This is another bit like it's a bad rap.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Everyone's like they got some good so long.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah, I liked this song, but I got I cannot
It's gotta be small ghosts.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
It got played a lot when it came out, so
I can see why. But it's still a good song.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
It's not a bad song. It's the list of the
worst songs ever created on Morble lest going debate on Twitter.
I one hundred percent agree with this next song because
I'm not a huge fan of this woman in general, sexist.
I know she's got some good songs, but her typical
vibe I don't get with Okay from twenty fourteen, the
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fourth worst song ever created, according to this listen on
Twitter is.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Because you know I'm all about okay sexist. I don't
hate this song.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I feel like Meghan Trainer is a once your pony.
All her songs sound similar.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
They do. But here's the thing with Megan Trainer. I
don't understand her Megan Trainer songs I don't typically like.
I really did like the last one, But she writes
songs for so many other artists, which are bangers, Which
are bangers? I can't she doesn't save them for herself.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
We gotta take care she makes more money. Couldn't they
go to somebody else.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
She probably makes? That's why it could be h We've
got three more of the worst songs ever created. The
debates going on on X right now, and we'll do
the three more last ones next. It's the stroke Eddie
is not having this list no.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Because every single song is great.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
It's a list of the worst songs ever created, according
to audience feedback on.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
I'm gonna grab all these songs and play them on Repee.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
For a week. I don't hate I only really hate
two of these songs. So we're down to number three.
The top three now the bronze medal for Worst Songs
ever created from two thousand and eight.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I feel like I'm gonna be mad at this.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I'm gonna say this right now. I'm mad at this.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
See, I'm gonna be super mad now.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
The worst song ever created is come on I know,
classic keys Leon straight up ticks me off.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
This is such a good song, it really is.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
I'm so mad at myself because what I said to myself,
I was gonna see them live once and at a
La La Blues and I didn't go, and then they
broke up for a while, so I haven't seen him
live yet.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, they're really good and I'll have you know because
I asked them that the song is not about STD
No no, if you can believe that number two Silver
Metal for the worst songs ever created, according to a
debate going on on Twitter, it make me angry. Doesn't
make me angry because I don't like this song from
twenty thirteen.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Come on, come on, come on stop it. Despicable meme man, classic.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I've never seen it all it this song is fantastic,
like what is a room without a roof? Even memes?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
I mean, you know it's a good song.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
When We're all does his version of it's not truly
absolutely does covers and remakes of good.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Songs, He does other stuff. He does something, all right,
So we're down in number one. I'm interested to see
your take on that. I'm gonna be so mad. This
whole list is angering me. I'm going debate on X
is what's the worst song ever created? Here's song number one,
according to this threat on X from two thousand and nine.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Okay, come on, come on classic. We all love this
song when it came out, and you know it, it's okay,
we all loved it the train, Hey.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Soul sister, I uh, it's I feel like it's aged
kind of poorly.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
It has an aged.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Gray absolutely, but when it came out we all blasted.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
When I hear that song, I think of like a
commercial with like two eighty year olds dancing and dance.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Still hear the song often because it's in a Curious
George movie that my kid watches every once in a while.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
But oh, there it is. He's watching Curious George right now.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
I hear that. I think, like VALTRAX commercial.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
This whole list just solidified to me that X is
the worst social media platform out there right now.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
It's ridiculus.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
You no, I agree with some of these gerridiculous to
ninety five nine Kiss FM, it's reading Addie in the afternoon,
it's to have a really too early to start drinking.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Are you concerned about something right now? To have something
to tell.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Me no, But the answer is yes, Eddie. Yes. Sometimes
it is a little too early to start drinking, especially
if you're a middle school teacher and you get so
hammered you drive your card through a fence before noon on.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
A school day. Yeah, that's a problem.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
It was the second day of school and he's already
already done with the kids. Those brats. It's my dumb
criminal of the day. The story next. I can only
imagine how bad I drove some of my teachers to drink.
I mean, you're not wrong.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
We as kids were jerks, and kids are jerks to
this day.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah. Because for this dude, it only took one day
back to school before getting a dui and crashing into
the school fence before noon on the second day of school. Wow,
it's my dumb criminal of the day. Florida police have
a rest thirty two year old Georgia, Florida English teacher
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after he was getting lit between classes. Apparently he crashed
his car through his school fence. Police found him passed
out behind the wheel after busting through the fence, with
a bunch of booze bottles in his car and a
strong odor of alcohol. He refused to have his blood
taken at the hospital and was charged with the DUI
because that's what happens if you refuse the blood test.
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Kids must have really drove him nuts something.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I mean, yeah, middle or just got a problem.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
So when I went in my school district, middle school
was fourth grade eight three, but I think it's different.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
It's it's six seven eight, okay, yeah, and some isn't
it nine? In some I think he Wisconsin six seven.
I'm pretty sure it is six seven eight.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
So I know that was the time where I was
probably the worst. I think kids think they're.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
They're finally kind of you know, outside their parents streach
at that time, they're they're exploring more.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
But so yeah, when I was that age, like I
had no shame, Like I wasn't an embarrassed. You get
to high school and then you'd kind of start caring
what people think about you. Yeah, I did not care
in middle school like I would I would do anything.
I would think I was cool. But my all the
hormones are changing in your body. You don't know what
is gonna come out of your mouth.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Oh man read at that age or it was wild.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I was a wild child, man, But they got me thinking,
what's the earliest you started drinking?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I was gonna ask you the same exact question.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
So I gotta be on vacation and I'm I have
no problems, you know, waking up.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
To like like a little bit of alcohol.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Oh, I absolutely no breakfast alcohol. Like, I'm not gonna
go for a beer. It's gotta be something different, like
luddy marry. I'm not a bloody marry guy. Maybe a mimosa.
Take it easy that way.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
So what's the earliest you ever started drinking?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I would say nine eight thirty, nine am.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
That was this like a bender day or this was
like it was my honeymoon casual breakfast. Yeah, and you
need to continue throughout the day.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Tequila, sun your eyes, some orange, some tequila, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Then you went all day? Sure, I think mine's probably
like six am.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Really six am.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I think it was probably either like a morning broadcast
for Saint Patrick's Day that we're opening day in Detroit
or something like that. But it was definitely six six thirty.
Multiple times.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Did you get drunk? Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
You don't start drinking at six thirty just to not
be drunk.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
We gotta pace yourself, man.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
But what time were you in bed?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Nine nine in the morning? No, well done, well done,
thank you five nine Kids FM. It's reading Eddie in
the afternoon on National Hawaiian Pizza Day. How does that
make you feel?
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I don't do it. I don't want to do it,
but you do you.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I'm glad you're starting to come around and being less shamy.
I just I don't have the energy to find it.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
It just doesn't feel right. But if you're gonna do,
you're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
So this is actually what we call growth, because when
I met you, you would fly off the handle with
even the ida of pineapple and ham on a pizza.
It would take you to another dimension. But I think
I've kind of watched you back from the edge a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
And it's just not worth my energy anymore.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
That's the attitude now worth the energy if it brings
me joy. Why are you trying to take.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
That away from You're ruining pizza, you're upsetting me, you're regressing,
You're going back to your back off.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
I'm gonna take couple of steps back.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Here, right because listen, Eddie, if you like anchovy's on
your pizza, I'm not gonna shame you for it because
that's how you like it. But guess what, I'm just
not gonna order pizza with Anchovy's. This is how a
grown man acts. You're killing me here, respectful, mature. Sure
do I think you're doing pizza wrong? Yeah, but I'm
gonna let you enjoy your pizza.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Inside my body right now.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
I'm just saying, man, let pezzle do pizza the way
they want.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I said I would stop stop talking about it.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Pizza chives me, not pizzas for everyone.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Not when they do it wrong. You're already.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
You're back.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
You're back to the engine.
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