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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you a romantic person?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I consider myself to be very romantic in what way
I like to surprise my date.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
And so this gets me every time. I just think
it's so unnecessary that there's three nozzles. It's creepy, isn't it.
It really is creepy. What do you think is the
best compliment that you can give someone? Then I like them?
That's pretty good. I don't like anyone, So I like you? Oh? Thanks?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Wow? I like you so much that I flew into
London to see you.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I think you're becoming obsessed with me. I am a
little bit, and I think you need to relax. But
this is my only chance, so I know you're never
gonna see ye again. I'm like gone with wins. It'll
be hard to catch you next time. So no, I
appreciate that. Thank you for flying in to see me.
Most people do. So. How often are you getting a
(01:03):
love hangover every weekend? Or is it every other week?
Every other weekend?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Cool? Hangovers are the worst.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I don't enjoy hangovers, no, but you still do it again?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah? Knowing that the hangover is going to be there
because it's kind of like the high is worth the low,
But then I think it gets to a point where
you decide that you're going to be sober. Do you
believe in fate? I do.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It's less now, but I used to be a fate person.
But fate hast disappointed me, and.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm sorry to that.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
But now I'm back to I can decide my own fate.
So let me be friends with fade again.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Also, maybe it's like, if whatever you wanted for yourself
didn't happen for you, maybe that was it wasn't meant
for you. I've learned it over lessons, God will be
getting very philosophical. I like someone where you can you
can just talk about anything really, cats or dogs. Dogs,
because I'm a cat. I've never ready had any petspart
from a hamster. If you ever had a hamster, I
(02:14):
currently have a hamster. You have a hamster. I do
have a ham what's the hamster here? Unfortunately? That what's
HAPs called Baddie. She's a baddie. I had to name
her Baddie. She just sort of like posting thirst traps
the whole time. She basically just runs on the wheels
all day. What made you want to get a hamster? Companionship?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, they're really known for being great companions, aren't they hamsters?
How long do you think it would take for someone
to really learn how to dance? Like like for fully,
a good three years to begin? Three years? I was
thinking two weeks tops. Could you ever date someone who
had no rhythm?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Rhythm is so important or everything everything.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
And you don't want to date someone who's so stiff?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Thanks, No. What's the difference between a sexy guy and
a cute guy? I don't like cute guys. I know
that's my ass.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Sexy guys don't know that they're sexy, but cute guys
know that they're cute.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I'm still not sure what I like, whether it's cute, sexy,
or arrogant. It's arrogant one of your I need to
change my type. How long can you last in the
cold plunge? About five minutes doesn't seem like that long?
Have you been in? Yeah? All the time, and actually
(03:34):
I do about an hour. Maybe you're the you're you're
expert of and a half sometimes? Actually, can you give
me any tips so I can like cloves and socks?
I've only done sucks. Maybe it was I think the
glove situation is really holding you back from the full
hour experience and a cold plunge. Okay, it just makes
you feel alive, doesn't it. Yeah, it does. Having a
(03:56):
crush on someone makes me feel alive.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I haven't been on a date in a very long time,
so this is exhilarating.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Whis favorite kind of food?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Favorite kind of food is when somebody else picks the food.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And I eat it and it's good. Oh, I really
like that. I'm going to steal that answer. Do you
like British food? What is British food? Good question? That's
a really good question. Sausage and mash, Sausage and mash. Yeah,
potato toad in the hole? Oh, what's that one? I
(04:35):
actually don't know. I think it has something to do
with sausage. Again, I think a lot of British food
have something to do with sausages. Yes, it's true. Actually
I do love a sausage. Do you just a medium
sized one? Do you believe in love at first sight?
(04:56):
That's been my life. You've actually fallen in love at
at first sight?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
God, I know instantly whether it's gonna work or not.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
When you know, you know sunglasses inside, yes or no?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I can't say no because I do it sometimes, but
I don't like to see other people with it.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
So okay, right, it's okay. If it's you, I don't
know how to flirt. I feel like you're very You've
got a very great energy. I feel like lots of
people would come over to you and stop chatting to you.
Maybe you don't even have to talk to them.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Kind of you're like, yeah, I think I flirt with
my face. Would you rather spend the day with a
puppy or kapabara kapibara all day? Have you ever met one?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I have not?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yes, and it was magical. I want my date to
be a capy barra. Okay, I'm right here. I'm right here,
and I'm offended by that they'd rather a cap bara
sat trust me, they wouldn't be able to give this
kind of conversation. I meant, like, inside of my date
and inside of your date, you would like a cap
bara like you know what I mean? Oh like barro energy.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Would you ever get starstruck by a person? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Not a.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
For me, it was Rihanna. I don't think I could
meet Rihanna. Say no, turn around, Rihanna walk away.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
But yeah, I yeah, see me mumbling like I don't.
I can't even talk even thinking about Do you think
I have what it takes to become an idol?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
For sure? You know the key to being an idol.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It's a confidence, and I think you are very qualified.
Are you a romantic person?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I consider myself to be very romantic in what way
I like to surprise my date.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
And so this gets me every time. I just think
it's so unnecessary that there's three nozzles. It's creepy, isn't it.
It really is creepy. What do you think is the
best compliment that you can give someone? Then I like them?
That's pretty good. I don't like anyone, So I like you? Oh? Thanks?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Wow? I like you so much that I flew into
London to see you.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I think you're becoming obsessed with me. I am a
little bit, and I think you need to relax. But
this is my only chance, so I know you're never
gonna see ye again. I'm like gone with wins. It'll
be hard to catch you next time. So no, I
appreciate that. Thank you for flying in to see me.
Most people do. So. How often are you getting a
(01:03):
love hangover every weekend? Or is it every other week?
Every other weekend?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Cool? Hangovers are the worst.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I don't enjoy hangovers, no, but you still do it again?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah? Knowing that the hangover is going to be there
because it's kind of like the high is worth the low,
But then I think it gets to a point where
you decide that you're going to be sober. Do you
believe in fate? I do.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It's less now, but I used to be a fate person.
But fate hast disappointed me, and.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I'm sorry to that.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
But now I'm back to I can decide my own fate.
So let me be friends with fade again.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Also, maybe it's like, if whatever you wanted for yourself
didn't happen for you, maybe that was it wasn't meant
for you. I've learned it over lessons, God will be
getting very philosophical. I like someone where you can you
can just talk about anything really, cats or dogs. Dogs,
because I'm a cat. I've never ready had any petspart
from a hamster. If you ever had a hamster, I
(02:14):
currently have a hamster. You have a hamster. I do
have a ham what's the hamster here? Unfortunately? That what's
HAPs called Baddie. She's a baddie. I had to name
her Baddie. She just sort of like posting thirst traps
the whole time. She basically just runs on the wheels
all day. What made you want to get a hamster? Companionship?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, they're really known for being great companions, aren't they hamsters?
How long do you think it would take for someone
to really learn how to dance? Like like for fully,
a good three years to begin? Three years? I was
thinking two weeks tops. Could you ever date someone who
had no rhythm?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Rhythm is so important or everything everything.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
And you don't want to date someone who's so stiff?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Thanks, No. What's the difference between a sexy guy and
a cute guy? I don't like cute guys. I know
that's my ass.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Sexy guys don't know that they're sexy, but cute guys
know that they're cute.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I'm still not sure what I like, whether it's cute, sexy,
or arrogant. It's arrogant one of your I need to
change my type. How long can you last in the
cold plunge? About five minutes doesn't seem like that long?
Have you been in? Yeah? All the time, and actually
(03:34):
I do about an hour. Maybe you're the you're you're
expert of and a half sometimes? Actually, can you give
me any tips so I can like cloves and socks?
I've only done sucks. Maybe it was I think the
glove situation is really holding you back from the full
hour experience and a cold plunge. Okay, it just makes
you feel alive, doesn't it. Yeah, it does. Having a
(03:56):
crush on someone makes me feel alive.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I haven't been on a date in a very long time,
so this is exhilarating.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Whis favorite kind of food?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Favorite kind of food is when somebody else picks the food.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And I eat it and it's good. Oh, I really
like that. I'm going to steal that answer. Do you
like British food? What is British food? Good question? That's
a really good question. Sausage and mash, Sausage and mash. Yeah,
potato toad in the hole? Oh, what's that one? I
(04:35):
actually don't know. I think it has something to do
with sausage. Again, I think a lot of British food
have something to do with sausages. Yes, it's true. Actually
I do love a sausage. Do you just a medium
sized one? Do you believe in love at first sight?
(04:56):
That's been my life. You've actually fallen in love at
at first sight?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
God, I know instantly whether it's gonna work or not.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
When you know, you know sunglasses inside, yes or no?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I can't say no because I do it sometimes, but
I don't like to see other people with it.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
So okay, right, it's okay. If it's you, I don't
know how to flirt. I feel like you're very You've
got a very great energy. I feel like lots of
people would come over to you and stop chatting to you.
Maybe you don't even have to talk to them.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Kind of you're like, yeah, I think I flirt with
my face. Would you rather spend the day with a
puppy or kapabara kapibara all day? Have you ever met one?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I have not?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yes, and it was magical. I want my date to
be a capy barra. Okay, I'm right here. I'm right here,
and I'm offended by that they'd rather a cap bara
sat trust me, they wouldn't be able to give this
kind of conversation. I meant, like, inside of my date
and inside of your date, you would like a cap
bara like you know what I mean? Oh like barro energy.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Would you ever get starstruck by a person? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Not a.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
For me, it was Rihanna. I don't think I could
meet Rihanna. Say no, turn around, Rihanna walk away.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
But yeah, I yeah, see me mumbling like I don't.
I can't even talk even thinking about Do you think
I have what it takes to become an idol?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
For sure? You know the key to being an idol.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It's a confidence, and I think you are very qualified.
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