S408 - Dr.Murphy and the Nanobots

If this doesnt become a new band name, im out. lol

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We've had this idea for probably awhile now, but we finally pushing forward
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don't know what else to say here. So I guess you guys enjoyed X
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Yeah, I know that Tyler.Yeah, he's he's pretty cool. It's
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We'll see you enjoy your episode.Little gadget sitting back there plugged in
controls all my cameras around the house. Right, A bunch of ants have
found their way into the house andhave been swarming that thing. They're swarming

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it, and I literally was like, guys, you gotta you gotta leave
my ship alone. You know,I even put a little pile of sugar
down, like here, have this. They ignore it. Whatever it is
they want that That just bullshit,Like they completely got inside it and filled

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it with themselves. So that's gone. Yeah, I'm like, I'm not
drinking ants, right, That's that'swhy I'm drinking tea instead of coffee this
morning. Nature. But yeah,like it's crazy, like why why are

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they swarming this thing? There's nothingin it to eat, like you know,
I mean, it has to besomething. Yeah, So this is
how we deal with They say theAI is going to have to start with
a with a robot with the intelligenceof an ant. So we got to

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do is put routers everywhere. They'llcompletely fuck him up, I know,
yeah, or magnets or magi uh. Yeah. I always thought I thought
that the one part in Uh itwas I can't remember what season was,
but uh Rick and Morty. Hewanted to go he had to go look

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for this uh uh delivery driver robot. Uh. And he's like, well
he went to like the like therobot wards, so the way to get
into with all the robots, They'relike intruder, they're going to shoot him,
but he like turned. He hadthat little uh like funnel on top

(07:08):
of his head with a QR code. Oh, commander, That's what I
was like thinking, like if youhave like a QR code that overrides to
make them think that like, ohcommander, I yeah, that's a that's
a scenario, isn't it. Likehumans that are that are still allowed to
be around have a code that theyhave to be able to see and identify.

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If you don't have that code,you're taken to the humans farm.
You go for the ride, Yeah, take you to the playground, Yeah,
drop you off at Grandma's. Idon't got anymore. That's all I
had. That's I ran out.Yeah, that's all I had. I'm

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telling you, Like anybody you have, the robot uprising happens, you've heard
it here first. This is itthe resistance you have silence? Sorry,
yeah, yeah, I don't know. It's pretty well though, but that's

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the nature of it. I thinkI'm trying to be very careful because I
have a failing audio interface here andif I move too much, grass my
whole system. Oh that's awesome.Yeah, so this guy's out the door
yet again, proof that the electronicsand technology is just destined to fail.

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Yeah, you know what I mean. Okay, So are they going to
put planned obsolescence into these AI robotslike just figure oh one have planned obsolescence
built in? Right? Okay,so I had to go way back in
time to explain it. But plannedobsolescence from light bulbs, right. Apparently

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back in the day, light bulbswere built to where they wouldn't go out,
like they just worked forever. Yeah, that's why we have things like
the Edison bulb that have been burningfor one hundred and something years. What
happened was is that all these lightbulb manufacturers got together at this conference somewhere,
all the top rass and that theyplanned to put in planed ops lescence,

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basically creating light bulbs that will faileventually, and they all have to
submit a light bulb for testing offthe assembly line, and if it lasts
more than X amount of hours,they get fined for every hour. It
lasts like a huge amount of money, right right, So the planned ops

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lescence is built into pretty much everythingwe own. It. It's designed to
only last so long then fail tocause you to want to go buy a
new one, because if you makeperfect light bulbs that don't go out if
you don't replace them, right,yeah, that makes sense. So if
these these AI robots are absolutely goingto be marketable, there's no reason to

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create this and not sell it.Wow. Yeah, I just can't see
it being uh viable for a lotof people at the moment. Like it
couldn't be used as household This isonly like I would feel like industrial,
I would say, I would sayassembly line. Assembly line is where it's

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gonna peak because the product you're workingon is moving and not you. So
any place you have work where theworker is stationary, this would be good.
We obviously don't need them as inthe service industry as salespeople because we
have kiosks and things that work justfine, you know, So there's no

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need there's no need for a robotto function. You don't need a physical
thing in front of you that lookslike humanoid that you can interact with.
We have touchscreens and we can ordera food that way or already wash.
Yeah, they already trained the societyalready trained us to be our own catchers.
Right, we're our own cashiers,we're our own bus staff, and

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we're you know, we're on waiters. The only thing we're not doing is
is cooking the food and creating theadvertisements and cleaning up really you know,
taking the trash out. But thiswould be very beneficial in situations like auto
manufacturing, you know, any anysort of assembly line production, you know,

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uh, sorting and counting your yourproduction lines can move a lot faster
if something is using a photoide accountthings like that, you know, maybe
even search and rescue, you know, think about something that can go into
areas where a chemical gas can't affectit, or low oxygen can't affect it,

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or extreme heat or extreme cold,or it's not it can be a
bullet sponge, you know, likeunless it's just designed to absorb impacts,
you know, whatever. Those thingsyou know, we're probably good at.
If they came up with battery technology, they would work with it. Yeah,

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I was about to say, it'slike that's the reason for the cable
that we were talking about. Ijust don't know, Like, I don't
think we have anything that small thatwill last a decent amount of time.
Granted, like I'm thinking of alonglines like a electric forklift. Granted,

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this thing is a lot bigger thanthe the robot, so you shouldn't need
that much power. But then yougot to think too, I wouldn't need
a lot of power to actually operate. There's a lot of systems in play
that needs that that power, andI don't think we make that smaller the

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battery pack for them. They won'tlast that long. Yeah, here you
go, right here, search andrescue robots helping to save lives. They're
talking about some important stuff right now. But you know, copyright and demonetization
is making me not unmuted. Right. We already had a couple short videos.

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This whole thing would be, well, what are we gonna lose a
buck? Yeah? Fuck it.Judge Bob Herbert called the shots as emergency
crews and volunteers rescued more than fortynine thousand people. He's grateful for the
help from doctor Murphy and the robots. They do things that we humans.
Doctor Murphy and the robots. That'snot a band name. By the end

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of this episode is like the Septembereleventh attack, japan tsunami, Mexico City's
earthquake, and Hawaii's kill away avolcano eruption. This is Boujol. She
was one of the robots that wasused at the World Trade Center. Each
robot has a different specialty. Bujolis used to find survivors in a collapsed

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building. She can change her shape. These robots can squeeze into tight,
dangerous faces, going faster and fartherto bring back life saving information. We
believe that robots being the difference betweenlife and death, it's now getting unethical
not to use them. In thefuture, Doctor Murphy believes the army of
robots will become a critical part ofevery emergency response. Tammy Lightner, NBC

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News College Station Texas. Sorry,but that's just cool. Yeah, that's
just cool, Like especially in asituation like that, where's like, like
they said, the World Trade Center, It's like this little tiny robot can
get into all those little cracks andcrevices, you know, imagine when they
like perfectly roboticize like the form oflike a cat or some kind of like

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like like weasel or ferret, youknow, and they like drop this thing
in and it scurries all through thereand it can get in the tightest little
corners or even go smaller than thata mouse, you know what I mean.
Do you guys check out the newMicrosoft mouse? Yeah, you just
drop it. Yeah. Oh,we'll be thinking that that we're talking about

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one of these and it's like,no, it's a robot. Yeah,
robot mouse. I worry about isuh they still are like trying to figure
out nanobots. That's what I worryabout because I'm like, I don't believe
that it'll like a robot uprising wouldbe like like the Terminator. I think
it would be like tiny little BBsized robots that can just get into anything.

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Yeah, I remember them talking aboutthat because to help uh tack like
cancer cells that are in like difficultspots to have surgery to at least help
it along, like uh, thecancer like the cancer treatment right to see
like keep it at bay. Likewhen you hear stuff like that, you're

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like, yes, if that's theonly thing that it's going to be used
for but you know, for afact, somebody's gonna weaponize it where it's
a dust like these just it's sotiny, it's like dust and you just
throw it up in the air.The guy like you sniff it and it
like literally goes to your like heartor something. Yeah. Like that's the

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kind of shit that like fuck andscares you. There's like some artists,
Oh yeah, you're music the uhyou guys will be happy to know.
The band name is not taken currently. Yes, I was looking it up.
I can't find anybody registered. Ilook for tour dates and everything,
and the Doctor Murphy and the Robotband, the Robots band tour. There's

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nothing. So you guys listening outthere, if you've got like a I
guess it'd be like a probably asound ska or punk, I don't know,
or a rockabilly you know. Yeah, yeah, I love that.
It's a Murphy doctor. You're comingwith me? Right? That was my

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first thought too. That's where Ithought he was going with RoboCop, but
he didn't. He surprised me.Took a left turn. Honest, there,
Denny, Doctor Murphy and the Robots. Yeah, that's a great band.
Nanobots is the artist artist representation ofit going in and finding that tesky
cold soar German. Just now it'sgot a it's got the little legs there

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where it grabs onto it and it'slike I got the little uh do higgy
there, or it sticks it in, like just kills it right on the
spot and gets that bad ship out. And then at the end of it,
you just take yourself a nice bigpoop and poop out multi billion dollar
nanobots and maybe even accidentally flushed alittle fellas. I don't know. You

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know, you take a ship likeyou take a ship, and then you
have to wait and then the nanabots like climb out, Like what if
the nanobots just know their way backto the hospital. They just use the
sewage line and they work their waythrough the water and there's like a little
a little like decontamination thing that's comingout of the wall, and the nanobots

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just fall out and they like,you know, they're taking their bath.
Yeah, and they're like yeah,Jerry and clean. They're like, ah,
that's hard Day's Mark voice. Yeah, we just cured the fucking ship
out of that guy. Yeah.They high five their little little thingies.

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Yeah, yeah, prey cool ashell, or you get that one nanobut
that's not as bright as the restand lazy piece of ship. He just
goes in there and everybody's like,all right, boys, we got this
incurable disease, so we're just gonnatake it out sell by seal. Everybody
follow me, and you got thatone in the back, and he's and

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then he just starts, you know, just taking out your white blood cells
or something. He's like, there'sone. It's Philip the nano buck.
Yeah, Philip. Yeah. Andback at the back at the the hospital
where they're watching them on the monitor, they're like, oh, I thought
we patched Philip. Yeah, dude, we forget patched Philip. Are you

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kidding me? Yeah? You know, it was a busy night. We
had a lot of stuff going on. Yeah, we didn't expect smallpox.
You know what do you I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
I mean, he's taken out alot of their white blood cells, So
I just want to know how theywould propel themselves. Sam. They're like

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okay, they're like they're like,let's go. And you're just sitting there.
You're you're just sitting there reading yourpaper, reading my paper. You
don't even nothing yet. Oh,should be art sales this weekend. Gonna

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be shopping for some bargains. Yeah. Meanwhile, you know, doctor Murphy
and the robots are in there,just fucking knocking that ship out of your
system. Doctor Murphy and the robotswe have got Okay, so we've got
to go ahead and make this afake band. Yeah, and ai man

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and record something. Yeah, that'sthat's gonna be amazing, and then you
could download it at home and listento it with the new AirPods with sub
Did you guys see that? Uh? Did you guys see the comment from
uh Ernie on one of the videos. He was like, every time you

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guys put that on the screen,all I can think is just a huge
butt plug, Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we did that.
But this is cool though, Imean, this is like, this
is what they want to do.They want to they want these little bitty

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robots to get in and you know, fix stuff. I guess I don't
know, but what if it turnsout to be like the ultimate you know,
like the ultimate way to do it? You know what I mean?
How how many years that we've beenworking on cancer? I mean too many,

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but yeah, how many years?And I mean I'm not gonna fault
them. You know, they're they'remaking they're making steps, you know,
but yeah, get something like thisin there and it's like you know,
or or like uh, what if? What if it's one of them things
where it's like, hey, it'san it's an aggressive cancer, and we're

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gonna inject these in you and you'regonna live the rest of your life because
as much as it's doing trying todo, they're in there getting rid of
it and every you know, hey, every couple of years, you're gonna
come in and we're gonna give youwe're gonna give you a new shot of
them that are gonna stay, staywith you and help. You know.

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Yeah, that would be cool,but I hate, I hate to say
it, but it's when we're talkingabout like medical reasons. Oh yeah,
it's just like that gives me aYeah, it's gonna be expensive and then
the cost is going to be ofa nanobot. I'm gonna try to find
that out, just like that wouldbe so expensive because of how tiny it

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is, yeah, and how howlike in a way, how smart do
you think it would have to beto do the jobs that we're thinking,
like we're talking about Okay, socheck this out. Found an article here.

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DNA based nano robot to fight cancernew concept proposed by IMO University researchers.
This is the first ever nanobot tocombine two functions cancer diagnostics and treatment.
It's made of DNA fragments. Thenanosized robot detects the pathogen RNA strand

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in the gene and destroys it socancer cells stop multiplying. And it cost
a whopping twenty dollars. I don'tthink it's nanabouts to stay with you.
I think it's injected. It doesit, it serves its purpose, and
then it's somehow gathered up or justthey just whatever. That's the whole thing

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I wonder is, like, whathow do you get them back to me?
What would you need to though?If they're only twenty dollars? Yeah,
because you know, if it coststwenty dollars to make, they're going
to hit us for like ten tengrand per It says here that the DNA
based DANA roubot consists of two parts, detection part and a therapeutic part.

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I cannot pronounce her name, soI'm not even gonna try. The therapeutic
part the pathoogenic RNA strand the barwe destroy it, the less harmful protein
is produced. The second part ofour robot allows us to detect pathogenetic cells.
If there's an incorrect RNA molecule inthe cell, our substance binds with
the chemically modified A legendsotide I don'tknow if I'm saying that right, which

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is artificially introduced to the cell tocleave it, and then a fluorescence occurs.
The significant advantage of this concept isthe price. The creation of such
nano robots for a laboratory is aroundfifteen to twenty five USDA. That's reasonable,

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honestly. Yeah, But like Isaid, you know, you think
about when you go to the hospital, a talent hall, a single tile,
Yeah cost two three hundred bucks yep, for pennies. I can't remember
the markup percentage. It was likethree to six mark up. Like the

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the ivs they cost like less thana dollar and you pay like one hundred
and fifty for that two hundred bucks. Yeah, that's crazy, But I
mean this could be. This couldbe like a big, a big thing.
You know, the way you're uh, saying it was when you're reading
it, will this detect if youcould you have the strand of that could

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start like you could develop cancer.Like it's like a pre detection before you
actually have cancer. Could it actuallydo that? Yeah, there's like a
there's our DNA strand that produces it, you know, that basically sends the
cell into a frenzy and starts reproducing, you know, and that's how the

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tumors and stuff happened. That wouldbe nice to like that to do that
too. If you feel like,say like per sue your family, you
have a family history of cancer,you actually could get these nanobots to check
you to see if there's a potentialchance like for so many like if it's

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a yearly thing or what, justto see if these they detect anything before
it even happens. So only youcan get if you can get to it
in time. There's you can curecancer pretty quickly if you knew it,
knew it was there, but it'sit just broughts up so quickly you most

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people can't even have time to evendo anything about it. So, like
I've said already in this episode,depending on web Park gets cut, people
are gonna webinize it. People areif it's a twenty dollars to make a
nanobot, think of like, what'sthe word I'm looking for? Assassins.

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Yeah, think about the implications ofsomething like that, that a nanobot that
could be trained in program to godo whatever in the body. You know,
So you could literally take out foreignleaders by just shooting this thing into
a window and it puffs out likea spore. As soon as it breaks,

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it spores, and if they inhaleit, everybody in the room's going
to die. And it may nothappen immediately, like they'll just think whatever,
and then two days later they justdon't wake up or something. Yeah
that's maybe I'm just being too darkabout this, but man, that's a
wow to think about it. Ithink it's realistic because the nanobot could technically

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make it look like anything happened toyou, right, and it would it
would check out scientifically. Yeah,they would be examining you and it would
look like that's what happened because itis what had happened, you know.
I mean, imagine a grouping ofnano nanobots. It would take a bunch
of them, because we're talking abouta nanoscale here, which is down way

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below the micron scale. Yeah,you know, and a bunch of these
things could just get into your oneof your main arteries and just be like
okay, boys pile up, yeah, yeah, and then you have a
heart attack. And then later they'relike, well, his arteries are clear,
but he clearly had a heart attack. This is weird. Yep.
You know, it's not like they'regonna be like, must have been nanobots.

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Yeah, yeah, just looks atthe camera like, what is there
a camera? Yeah. The miniaturizationand fabrication, it says, designing and
fabricating nanobots on the nanoscale is thisis the most significant technical challenge. Everything
has to be created on a likesmaller than microns gale as like power source,

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sensors, actuators, control mechanisms.Now, some people are theorizing that
eventually the nanobots will basically be startedwith a charge as little as a static
charge, but once they're in yourbloodstream, they would be running off of
your own bioelectronic like here's your bioelectricpulse. That's kind of cool, because

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it would be really, really hardand dangerous to create a micron sized power
source, you know, for thesethings. Yeah, I mean the battery
and misfires are like, so like, maybe that's maybe we're worried about the
wrong AI. Maybe we're completely missingthe mark being scared of these great,

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big robots that can hand you anapple, and maybe instead we need to
be concerned with the stuff you can'tsee. You know. I just triggered
so many conspiracy theorists if they hearthat right, and that's gonna be nightmare
fuel for them. And people sayI'm weird for hating spiders because spiders are

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small and they get like they're tinyand they can kill the fuck out of
you. That's what I'm like,That's why I'm scared of them. I
don't like them, like because Icould be just sitting right here and just
a little ones like I don't know, like some crazy poisonous ones just like
eh, I'm like, yeah,I mean, honestly, a black widow

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is not very big. Yeah,they're about the size of a nickel for
anybody who's never seen one, becauseyou know, not everybody sees this stuff,
you know, not everybody lives inan area where you're gonna see them.
Brown recloses, and black widows arenot big spiders. They're really easy
to miss. Brown recloses are veryvery noticeable because all the ones I've ever

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seen were pissed, like they're activelylike trying to defend himself, right,
And I'm like, hey, youdon't got to worry about me, man,
I don't want nothing to do withyou. You take the shoe,
he said, up a bitch.Oh god, that was the scariest dude.

(32:20):
I beck at my old my oldhouse. I had this vent above
my computer desk and stuff, andI was down there working on something,
and out of the vent fell abrown recluse and just landed on my hand.
And I literally was like like Ijust pros and I'm like and as

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soon as he fell off, Igrabbed something and just started to beat the
shit out of the table, tryingto kill it. I got him,
but oh my god, because themthings, they like, their bite is
necrotic yep. So like he biteshis little tiny bite, it just ends
up being a big hole where itjust run your flesh away. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's onein Tyler's room right now. I mean,

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statistically speaking, there has to be. Yeah, Yeah, if you're
in Tyler's room, you're within atleast three of them. That's that's what
I read. I read that inan article. It said Tyler specifically,
Tyler Stewart specifically. Oh god,it even gave me your Social Security number

(33:32):
because it was so accurate. It'sjust crazy accurate. Yeah, this would
be the worst time for a spiderto like land on Tyler. I think
I feel like that would be It'slike, oh, or if his computer

(33:55):
pros right at the same time,he's like, yeah, God, I
don't know. Could you imagine it? They're like a little little spider and
nanabots just crawling all over you whenyou when you're sleeping, you wake up

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and you're like, oh god,I'm Tyler Tyler. They're all over me.
Yeah, I'm just sitting back andwatching the chaos and see over there.

(34:40):
You're looking around, Yeah, checkingthe corners, checking the course,
the crabby thing. What scares methe most is that I can't see it,
but I know it sees me.Oh yeah, yeah. They got
great vision too. They study youfor weeks before making their move. I
made that up. I don't Ihave no idea. I don't know shit

(35:02):
about them like I don't know whatthey do. Yeah. I used to
have orb weavers like on my formy front porch, and it was beautiful
every yeah, every year. Man, it was like the mother would have
all the babies and I guess youwould go off in Charlotte's web, you
know, like just just die somewhere, and then a new daughter would would
be there and it would just belike a whole new beautiful spider. And

(35:29):
I would grab moths and throw yeah, like you gotta eat. It was
like, I don't mind those becausethey don't really do anything. They're like
they're perfectly perfectly content to just hangout on their web and never be around
you. Yeah, our our version, now, the ones they have in
Australia, we'll kill you. Yeah. See that's that's where I'm like,

(35:55):
no thanks, Yeah, dude,the snake's okay. You know the fucking
well, you know you know whatfreaks me out. The animal that actually
freaks me out, I've decided theblack mamba. I have no like legit
reason to be worried about this thingat all, right, Like, yeah,

(36:17):
we're not exactly in the even theclimate area, no, not even
closed. But every video I've everwatched. This thing is like super big.
It's long as hell, and it'saggressive as ship. People talk about
how they've had them like chase themand ship, and I'm like, no,
man, no ship. So theychase you like a black black racer

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does. Yeah. Fuck fuck racerstoo. I'm not a big fan of
them either, at least with racers. You know, they just want to
get past you. They chase youto scare of you. Yeah, I
man, Honestly, it's like thebig the big like rat snakes and stuff

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like barn snake, you know whatI mean. Those get huge. They
get huge, but they're so likelazy and slow moving. And yeah we
lost Tyler he for as a whileago. Yeah, and uh, they're
so like lazy and whatever that theydon't bother me. Yeah, but the

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black Racer, it moves so goddamnfast that it creeps me out because it's
yea, and I'm just sitting therelike and maybe it's because it reminds me
of the Black Mamba. Yeah,I mean it makes sense those things creep
me out. I thought the Spider'sgot you tie your computer needs nano.

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I've never actually seen a black racersnake, but I've seen Blue racers.
Yeah, they're fast as helped too. I actually seen a dead Blue racer
a while back. Really yeah,it was on twenty seven. Actually took
me a minute before I it registeredwhat the hell it was, because you

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know, you barely ever see him, you know what I mean? Right,
Yeah, it took took me asecond. Anybody out there, maybe
we can get a picture of one. This is a This is a crazy
ass snake that lives here, andI'm gonna try to get a good picture
of one here for you. Yeah, here's one. It's a crazy snake.

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And they live up to their name, like they're fast as ship.
And I'm gonna put him in there. There he is in all his glory
Blue racer and many they freaking movedlike an arrow shot out of a bow

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man. They're so fast. Yeah, I've seen one in person down in
the mountains one time, and Inot fucking believe how fast they are.
It's nuts. I think I finda really good video of it, if
you guys want me to throw itup here. Yeah, you know,

(39:20):
why not. We're on the fuckingdemonetization spree right now. You know,
look at him, man, he'sa big one too finding his exit.

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Look at him, go, wow, that's crazy. It didn't even like
keep up with him on my end, Like it was too uh, it
was too grainy to even see him. That's nuts, man. H Apparently
the black racers are a little faster. Really yeah, wow, I'm cry

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enough to do. That's what thatthing just said there. I'm gonna look
it up. Here's a video wherethere's that's the fastest guy a live chick

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it up but he's just hanging outwith it. Except man, yeah,
it's gotta be older, you know, like, oh, let's go back
here. Thousands of years and area vital part of our natural heritage.

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One of the largest snakes we havein Ontario. They are like you see
here quickly, a very uniform graycolor on the back. They have a
little bit of that blue sheen tothe sides. They can be more blue
or less blue. It really dependson the individual, but they always have
kind of a more cream belly,have a little bit of a blue tinge

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as well, and if you lookat the head you'll get a close enough
look at it. They have ablack mask around their eyes, and they
have a brown nose and that reallywhite cream chin. What if it shows
them like nestled in the western basinof laky for these little snakes, and
it can be a big loss tothe population all the mice at farm and

(41:39):
they take care of a lot ofIt doesn't sound like actually moving. So
I just looked up these snakes.All right, check this out. A
blue racer can get over four milesan hour. Black racers eight to ten

(42:04):
miles. Wow. Right, Becausewe had down at the camper, we
had a little black racer that wascoming out every now and again, and
dude, it creeped me out,like legitimately creeped me out. How fast
that son of a bitch would moveback and forth. It was like god,

(42:25):
damn right. Yeah. We alwayscalled him Kyle's it was. There
was Big Kyle and Little Kyle.Yeah, and uh, big Kyle was
awesome. He was like big fat, lazy. Yeah. I actually I
remember like when I first seen him, he was like getting into getting into

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stuff, and I'm like, I'mlike, WESHO, probably kill this snake
so it doesn't get in and eatall the chicken eggs, you know,
right, And when I was likegoing to and then I had a change
of heart because when he saw me, he was like, m and then

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he's like and then he stopped tosee if I was still chasing, like
yeah, and I'm like I'm sittinghere watching like like, man, you're
not escaping anybody. I'm not evenI'm not even gonna do this. I'm

(43:30):
letting you go. Yeah, hewas. He was just one of the
family around the farm. Yeah.I love to visit cat all the time.
When she was taking care of hergoats. Like Kyle, he was

(43:52):
on the fence like he was thatbig around dude, like he was a
big boy. He was on thefence like just you know, going somewhere,
you know, very very slowly.And she said she looked and was
like, oh my god. Youknow, would you rather have Kyle or
what's the groundhog? Or what's underyour house? Okay, So I'm at

(44:20):
I'm still in this in this weirdmoral debate right now about the groundhog because
I told you guys about the raccoonthing, right you're yeah, no,
Okay, So on my cameras,two raccoons came out of the woods and
went under the house, and thenthere was a huge battle underneath the house,

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and then two raccoons were hauling assaway from my house. I didn't
know this at the time, butgroundhogs hate raccoons, and apparently groundhogs are
quite a bit tougher than a raccoon. I didn't know that either, I
mean that makes sense. Yeah,So whatever this groundhog did, it sounded

(45:10):
like they couldn't get out of theout from under this house fast enough to
get away from it. It wasstraight up like panic fleeing. And the
groundhog was he was you know,he just he just fucking hates raccoons.
I guess I don't know, butI'm like, damn, man, if

(45:31):
my chickens are safe, Like hekind of has the same policy that I
do about him. Yeah, butI mean, he is a fucking groundhog
and he's under the house, SoI'm like if he hate it. If
he was just out in a pastureor something, it wouldn't be a big
deal. But he's undermining. Yeah. And I'll tell you something else too.

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A lot of people don't know isgroundhogs will climb a tree. I
could see that. Yeah, Icould totally see that. They climbed trees
all the time, and my unclewas actually attacked by one. It jumped
out of there. It jumped outof the tree and bid him damn.
Okay, So so groundhogs are badasses, like they're the straight go for it.

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Yeah, oh yeah, you knowthey they full send. Wow.
Yeah, it's a damn uh it'sit looks like they look like a beaver.
Like it's like a yeah or dirtbeaver. You know, I can't
come up with a going for that, but some kind of beaver. Yeah,

(46:35):
would you actually call that a tailor? More of a flipper?
It's like a paddle paddle like paddlesa little bee hive and he like doesn't
Yeah. Don't they use it tolike flatten out there, like when they're
building? Yeah? Or is thatjust in cartoons? Probably just in cartoons,

(46:55):
because I can't imagine using it tosmack sticks? Hey, it might.
I don't know. You guys aregonna get me on another journey of
searching animals through the animal kingdom andnot beaver this. Yeah, does it

(47:20):
know my name? Tie hell ManTier? Of course it does, Tie
might not beaver. Yeah. Doyou think you're fight a groundhog or beaver?

(47:43):
Hmmm? I don't know. Yeah, I'm trying. They both pretty
tough. I guess the groundhog issmaller than a beaver, so apparently on
call of the wild Man of Beaversmacks a show host in the face with

(48:06):
his tail. So apparently they usetheir tail for more than just swimming just
swimming. Yeah, it's like theircombat. H I got some footage here
of Gregory the Groundhog under my house. I'm gonna bring up for you guys

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here. He is all right,uh yeah, let's sit here. This
This is ah, this is actualfootage of Gregory when he sees a raccoon.

(49:08):
I didn't know you were in themountainous regions of Ohio, ordn.
That's as you can see. He'suh, it's a long story, you
know. He was he actually wentto this play when he was a kid
with his parents and two raccoons shothis parents and he became a vigilante.

(49:31):
Uh yeah that hug. Yeah.Yeah. So ever since then, he's
you know, I'm like, whenI first heard the you know, the
noises of him, I was like, what are you And he was like,
I'm Justice And I was like,okay, I went back to sleep.

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Yeah, he's like on the topof your house, like leaning over.
Yeah. Say, when we firstmoved in for the first couple of
weeks, it was all quiet,you know, lay down at night.
Man, it's like, oh mygod, you know, here we are,
our little farmhouse. We're happy,loving it, you know. And

(50:15):
then in the middle of the nightone night, we hear this and the
fucking noise get canceled out. That'sgreat, you know, and you're like,
what the hell is that? Whatthe hell is that? You know,

(50:35):
and it's like there's this groundhoged cocaineparty going on under the house.
Groundhoged cocaine party. They're just they'rejust going to ape shit, you know,
just just partying down. And yeah, I don't know. It was
wild though. I gotta end this, one of those guys. I gotta

(50:58):
get going. So I didn't evenrealize how late it was getting. Oh
shit. Yeah, you know howit gets when you're talking about black racers
and cocaine party, groundhogs and yeah, lose track of time. That's a
I tell you right now, that'sa title for the last time of this

(51:22):
episode. Cocaine party, groundhog.Yeah, dude, groundhog cocaine party and
black racers. Yeah, min awesome. All right, I guess uh,
if you guys don't have nothing elseto add I'm gonna I'm gonna say goodbye
to everybody out there. No,I think that's a high note to end

(51:43):
on. Yeah see you said onthe next one. Take care of each
other. Let's see you guys.I just wanted to add one thing,
fellas guy, I normally want toadd that this is the original campfire Joe S.