S409 - Happy easter! And more of the S3 Finale!!

Happy Easter everyone! No new episode today but we included some more from the S3 finale. 

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Episode Transcript

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All right, hey everybody. Uhso it was Easter weekend. Didn't really
have the time and the ability torecord an episode for this week. But
to make up for that, I'mgoing to go ahead and stick the rest
of the season three finale in herethat I promised you months ago. Yes,
you do deserve better than that.If you get a chance. Check

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out The Dreadic Citabus, the newpodcast we got going on. It's scripted
fiction. It's really fun. I'vebeen working hard on that one too,
And we will see you soon onthe next episode of The Kentucky X Files.
So take care of each other.We'll see you if Tyler is probably
gonna send you a long distance kiss. So is happening? Oh my god,

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I don't know what has happened Tylerabout Who's Oh my god? Continue?
Sorry, I was just playing around. I had to go so bad.
I couldn't turn around to save mymicrophone. I had to run.
You ever been like right there onthe cusp. Yeah, either got to
run or I'm going to piss myself. And that's where I was at,
guys. I apologize, apologize toyou guys to watch it out there.

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I shouldn't have shouldn't have happened.So it was I went ahead because I
dawned on me. So uh,Tyler showed the uh show the Yeah,
that one right there, that comingright there made me realize we didn't have
a stunt you. So I hadto add one to the brand. Oh

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nice, I mean, honestly identical. It's it is a pain in the
ass when you're out and about andyou just get mistaken for for brand Pitt
all the time. It's jacobsone tous too. He's actually doing stunts though,
Yeah, daddy, what is this. This is a tragedy. It's

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amazing. I had to feed yourgoldfish. Yeah, that was just used
to be our code whenever we wereplaying video games with a buddy of ours
and he was yourself out of hisball. He's not wrong. That's great.

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Oh that's buddy, that's amazing.But you know what though, man,
uh, it happens. You knowsometimes sometimes when you only had like
one glass appear and you just haveto be real bad. I don't know
why. When you gotta go,you gotta go. Mm hmm. Yeah,
it happens, that's what happened.But when you had to go the

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that's why the lawyer died in JurassicPark. Yeah, it's true. He
left the children and then might Imight have to give you the guys the
Google Eye monster here myself. I'mgonna have to go get a refilling at
the time. I'm fucking sick.I'm sorry. Yeah, that's what my

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voice sounds, what it does.Yeah, and it's uh, it sucks.
It sucks, and I'm sitting herelike I don't want to, Like
I could feel it building up whereI need to blow my nose and I'm
not gonna want to do it onthe show. So yeah, here is
the Google ad monster. You're good. And then there was I'll be right.

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We're the children in right now,I shall return. I promise.
I can't forget that's high five?Hell you put you put it in your

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pocket. Oh my god, dude, we're we are the two kids in
the in the jeep. So it'sa matter of time before the t Rex
comes out and starts trying to eat. Just because we're not on screen doesn't
mean we can't see you. OhI thought we were alive. That's fucking

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great. Sorry, I had togo to refill, all right, Scales,
am I sending you an invite?To this or what you join us?
Well, what other episodes you was? What's good? Was it?
Was it good? Ors? Oh? Man, I was looking at one.

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Uh. I like the one Uhwhat if Bigfoot was a moron?
I feel like that was pretty reasonable. Yeah, he's just like everybody thinks
that he's a very intelligent creature,but he's just he's a Skittles. He's
just fumbles through life and he hejust gets away with things. Yeah,

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or I like the one that wasin the previous season, what if Bigfoot
was an asshole? He does allthese things, just the screw with people.
I seriously thought that that one wasgoing to get like a much bigger
reaction to it, but it didn't. Yeah, it was like what if

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I mean, what if, dude, what if Bigfoot was an asshole?
Yeah? I got Skittles joining inwith us. He's gonna jump jump in
here with us? Bullshit, nonice? So we should see him pop
in here in a minute. Anybody, anybody on here who wants to jump

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in with us, you can absolutelyjump in with us. Let me know
in the chat and I will sendyou an invite right now. So while
that's happening, I have a question, does it feel like this year for
the show has gone really fast.Oh you know, you know that.
I mean, it's the old thing, man, Time flies when you're having
fun. Yeah. I think thetimes when it feels like it's going slow

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is when we are like, dude, what do we have to talk about?
You know what I mean? There'smoments where because we give a shit,
like we care if the show isgood or not, right, So
sometimes we literally don't have anything totalk about, And that's when I think

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we all, all three of usget this like fuck man, you know,
like we don't want to just butthen we just start bullshitting and hit
record and it usually ends up beingall right. Yeah, honestly, some
of those are my favorite, someof our best episodes. Yeah, some
of those are the best, Ithink. Yep, I sent it to
you, Skittles. I love how. I love how Tyler's is the only

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one that has like a professional thingwhere he turns his camera off for the
rest of us. Difficulties goofballs.We need to figure out a way to
uh do it where it looks identicallike you're still sitting there. Yes,
you just hit it, and it'slike you gotta look really interested too,

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like, yeah, got his andnow it's this, Yeah, I've got
to You can have as many asyou want, right, but personally,
it doesn't get better than that forme. Sharks you would our shock.

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Y'all know me. You know howI'll make a living. Now, Hey,
okay, there's a conspiracy about that. Do you know that? Did
you have you read about that?I'm not okay. Conspiracy is he knew
the shark was already out there andhe let it happen. Really that they
would have to hire him, sohe would kill the shark. What do

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you think of that? I'd liketo see the evidence for it. But
well, I mean when they whenhe first comes into the movie, he's
he's kind of shady. I'm justsaying. I mean, you gotta know
his backstory too, though, isyou know his whole crew got eaten by
sharks when the Indianapolis went down?So is he gonna let other people just

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get eaten? I don't know thatis true? Yeah, good point,
because when I first read that theory, I'm like, his speech is heartfelt.
It was in the galley, youknow, mm hmm it really Yeah?

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I was shock. I love thatmovie. Man, Yeah, yeah,
man, Jaws is one of thosewhere most of the time when I
see it, it's like playing ona channel or something. The only reason
I won't watch it is because Iknow that I'm going to be sitting there

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for the However, yeah, likeI'm not going anywhere. If it's on
I'm watching Jobs. It's just hasto happen. The same with the Thing.
Yeah, okay, you know Igotta watch it if it's on the
original. Yes, well, Istill I like the other one too,
like I like them both. Butyeah, it's hard to beat that original

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thing. Man, that was agood movie. There's the train, he's
moving slow. Yeah, I sentit to you and Discord Skittles where you're
at. There he is slacking ass, big dummy. Oh there he is,

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So you're gonna put him right inthe middle. All right? Hello?
And what that man? What's up? I'm just sitting on the couch
waiting for Tyler and had to kiss. Yeah we can you little kiss on
the skittles head. Well, pat, how you doing, buddy? Oh?

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Having fun here, having a havinga cold on and you're drinking a
cold one. No, don't gettingthrowing him back, getting rid of him.
That's awesome. I'm only having acouple, yeah, just one right,
Yeah, I was looking at yousaid, watching my figure, trying

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to watch my figure, you know, doing the I was doing the same
thing Denny was saying. I wasdoing the waltz, going up the steps,
trying to get to take a piss. Hey, we gotta, we
gotta. We're setting a record herefor our season finale. This is the
first time ever we've not only hadone reoccurring guest, but two. Oh

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yeah, oh yeah, you knowwhat Skins. I think I was on
like season one, was you season? I think because we did it on
here, we did it on eitherdiscorder here, and it was even to
be either two or three if itwas if it was if it was stream
Yard, it was three then becausewe switched to that at the end of

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two. Yeah, yeah, Idon't know. Yeah, well, Jake
trying to figure out where everything.We look like a Brady Bunch episode right
now. Tyler, Yes, ohmy god, for the love of God,

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did that come through perfect? Ihope it did. This It did.
It was perfect. It's like someas Mr Ship going on there.
This is this is the essence ofthe show right here. Everybody having a
few beers with your buddies, talkingabout some weird ship, laughing your asses
off. Cheers, fellas, Cheersto a good season. Cheers, cheers.

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You'res just like disappearing. Did youguys notice that just carrying mountain dew
bottle throughout season three? Yeah,because I was dying over that ship.
Yeah, I had the green screenon, so every time I was drinking
my Mountain de it was like Iwas drinking an invisible I never could get

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the green screen to work on mystuff, so I've always had like the
real Yeah, the rector band backdrophere. So I got the festive going
on to I. I got mythe Grid shirt kicking. Then we got
the Christmas tree. You guys,you guys would have left if you watched
h You know, Kat's a she'sa professional photographer, so it has to

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look right. So she was movingthe Christmas tree around so it would look
okay in the picture. Yeah,that's funny. She's like, it's it's
gotta look right, like if youif it's not in the right spot,
you're you're you're you're screwing it allup. Got yeah, whoa So yeah

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it turned out good man. Ican't I can't get over to especially how
many folks dropped in to say hito us for this this finale live.
Man, it's awesome. How manypeople are watching eleven? Yeah, we
got eleven, eleven people hanging outwith it was twelve may or not be
one of them. Mhm. Areyou not able to see the comments either?

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If you have to keep it open? Yeah, I got them.
Oh, I gotcha. Yeah,it's kind of I don't know, man,
It's it's kind of fun. Whatdo you guys think though, Like,
well, what can we do?What can we do for season four?
What should we do? Yeah?Tyler on location? What kind of
locations do you wanna? Do youwant to see any I have to think

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of that. I have to saycrazy like possessed place, send them some
hundred houses, send them out inthe woods, the rim of a volcano.
He get there. Well, howthe chat's been going? I guess
I can defend myself on my bigforehead. I I I gotta Yeah,

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I feel like Tyler's gonna like Ifeel like Dylan. Dylan and Tyler are
going to have to have a discussionafter Like, listen, motherfucker, I'm
keeping a team tonight. I'm not. I'm a professional podcaster. Is that

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the guy on a gummy Yeah?Oh, that's what's going on here?
Is it? Is it? Areyou trying to keep it professional because of
the show? Is that what's goingon? Okay? Like under this tea,
under this T shirt is a tuxedo, just saying shouldn't? I'm right

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now? Yeah, I feel likeyou're naked as hell. I really feel
like you're naked. Like you're justwearing a shirt and you're just naked.
Yeah, he's you see Tyler's asscrack as he walks away. He's just
got a shirt on, just nothingelse. That would be amazing. He'll

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chew my lad Let's see, he'llchew my ants out later, I'm sure.
Yeah, you know that happened.It used to mean something different,
you know. Yeah, what happenedto Scott? Did he disappear? Where'd
he go? That guy right there, we're looking for him. Yeah,
the he look at that fucking picture, dude, he is fucking GQ chicken.

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A little look at that fucking Swoopyes, guy, going on, I
know, dude, he looks good. Jesus Christ, Hang on a second,
I've i gotta find a picture ofchicken little now, all right.
While you're doing that, I've gotthe YouTube stream on one monitor and I've
got the Facebook on another. Yeah, and there is a significant delay between

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what is on Facebook and what ison YouTube. Jake, are you analyzing
the like? Screams like? Areyou comparing and contrasting? Here? A
D D man? I can't helpthat, I understand, but there is
a significant delay. How the helldid I end up up here the center

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of attention? Yeah? Skirts,did you ever catch up with the season?
And you're still letting it build up? This is it? Right?
Oh? I know? I startedlistening again everything else and wow, oh
wow, yeah it is ouch topone. You are honestly podcast to rule

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them all? You You and oneother one just that other one's just putting
episodes out faster, is what itis. You're not wrong, They're just
they're just getting them out there quicker. That's all it is. That's all
it is. So this is thelongest season Lean horse wins race. So

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I I guess I should I guessI should put something up about that.
While Skittles is looking here, Uhhang on, let me let me get
this. While he's doing that,I've got I've got the thing I was
doing for you. Got chicken,little gout something here too. This is
uh chicken a little without his glasses. Tell me that doesn't look like the

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swoop the confidence me and him uphere here, pop up, pop up,
back up. I got him.Oh my god, Yeah, bros,
that's pretty close. Fucking uncanny.Yeah, I mean that's the sexiest
motherfucker Chad for real. Awesome.Oh we go here. Yeah, this

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is what I wanted to bring up, and I just didn't want to forget
fellas Boom. You're the top tenpodcast for twenty one thousand, twenty six
fans. Holy shit, thank youso much. Golf clap. That's amazing.
I will be honest with you,guys. I was getting ready for
work one morning. I saw theemail come through and I clicked on it,

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and I'm like, what the hellis this shit? This Spotify sending
me podcast stuff. They never sentus podcast up, you know, because
they don't get you know, we'rejust we're whatever, you know, why
would they send us anything? AndI click it and I look at that
and I'm like, you gotta beshipping who. That's a joke. That's
a lie. I'm like yeah,this can't be, can't be for real,

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but yeah, anyone twenty one,twenty six fans have got us in
the top ten. Thank you somuch. I think they just added Ah,
that's amazing ratings and comments on Spotify. I think they just added the
comment the rating was was there before? Yeah? Because I thought we had
had a rating for for a whilethere. I just never knew that you

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could comment on there. That's awesome. Yeah they can. They can answer
a little like q and as abouteach episode. Now they can like and
subscribe and follow. That'd be great. Just go ahead to do that the
hit just knock that ship right outright away, you know, before you
even listen to an episode. Justgo ahead and five start and follow it

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and subscribe to it, just tobe safe. Yeah, just send us
a thousand dollars. A thousand dollars. We need a thousand dollars, absolutely,
a thousand bucks. That put usup for a little bit, wasn't
it. I mean, let's let'slet's do this like in the simple way.

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You know. If a thousand,yeah, you know, just a
thousand. We go to Jake's.We save all kinds of money because I'm
sure he has food yep, right, beer, he's got beer? Can
I do have beer? Yeah?He's probably like, damn it, we

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only have one spare room. Soit's gonna be awful cozy. M that's
gonna smell great. There's gonna bethree dudes worth of farts going on Tayler
on the corner. So Dylan issuggesting we turned Tyler out. Yeah,

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Tyler, are you how are youfeeling about the suggestion that you take on
a life of hooking, You becomea tailor of the night, the taylor
of the note. I'm just I'mjust flattered that he thinks that I'm the
one that's going to rake in themost money. So true. The joke's
on you, Dylan. You probablyget as much money as I would get.

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Damn, Jamie. Sounds like achallenge. Yeah, so yeah,
I figured. I mean, yeah, you said it. If if like
you know, fifteen or twenty ofyou guys just sends us a thousand bucks
each, we can go visit Jake, pick up skittles. Well, just

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think, if you're twenty one thousandTop ten fans, just send you a
dollar apiece. Yeah, honestly,Yeah, Yeah, that's all we need
is a dollar from each of you. Yeah, what what state are you
in? Skittles Georgia? You getyour Muscadines. That's right, that's right.

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I knew it was South, butI knew I knew it wouldn't.
It wouldn't where we are. Yeah, so it's a little bit of a
well, one of you guys movedfurther away, so I mean, we're
not talking about that. I've beengetting shipped. I get shipp about it.
I get shipp about it. Ilived in a fucking camper. I
never even got to see it.I lived in a fucking camper. Yeah,

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we moved farther. Fuck you mylife. Sitting over here besides me,
grapp Christmas Present, she's laughing herass up. You better keep her
off camera. Then, yeah,you know what you're getting on here?
She should get on here with meand say hi to everybody kind, every

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buddy behind any any guys. Thatprobably a very great woman, you know
what I mean? Did anybody seethis yet? Bristol? The chat is
suggesting that Tyler takes on prostitution tomake money for the show, and then,

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oh my god, it's good ship. The truth truth of the matter
is, though in all honesty,we say worst ship to each other.
That was no. He wanted likeif you photograph Tyler. He doesn't like
any of my ideas. I havegreat ideas. I have good ideas.

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The bearskin rug, Oh yeah,you bring the fist up like this and
rested that would yeah? Like like, look at that show off the new
tat You gotta lay on your stomach, kick your feet up a little bit.
Did you ever even show the viewersthe new tattoo you? I don't

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think you did. Look at thisship, go herez put your pants on.
Look at that dude, Yeah,fucking fen rear swallowing the sun.
How badass is that ship? Yeah? So cool. I don't think he

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ever showed it to the viewers.I tried. I tried to on the
episode with Dylan Dylan Foreman. Notthis this guy, this dude, yeah,
not that dude. This guy he'sa he's a he's a dude that
works with me and Scott. Hedoesn't even know me. Yeah, he's

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keeping the chat alive. I feellike Bounty Hunter clothing as well. It
is pretty real time that popped upand he came in immediately. I'm impressed
with it. This is the firsttime I seen you used you know.
Yeah, oh yeah, man,we got some we got some chatty Kathy's
out there tonight. I like it. I like it. Yeah, yeah,

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I like it. Yeah. Thefirst live we did, man,
we went live and uh it wasit was season one and we were alive,
Let's see what happens and uh itwas literally like, uh but I
miss I missed something. Jac IsJake is trolling in the chat as well.

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Doom Doom season one and we werelike, let's do a finale,
Let's do a live chat. Andwe did it, and I'm pretty sure
it was predominantly our friends and familywatching that that live. But that was
season one and the season two wasa little bit more business than the one
you did on Christmas, like nearChristmas, I think it was. I

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remember you did one during Christmas oneyear. Yeah, you know this is
uh, this is the part wherelike when when we finished this, you
don't get no new you know,Kentucky X Files till February. Yeah,
we give ourselves a month off,you know, we take we take that
time, you know, hit thespa. Yeah, we play some mark

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we play we play some music,we we do some other stuff for a
while. Recharge them batteries up,you know, and then hopefully we'll come
back season four with some funnier shipand some new stuff to talk about.
Hopefully another sub goes out. Oh, we had to start doing the weather

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every week. Yeah, there yougot. I'm totally down to do some
weather, which is pretty accurate too. Yeah, yeah, he missed though.
I'm about to get rocked by atropical storm tomorrow. I heard about
that. My kids are in Floridaand they told us yes, and they

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told us that they had some tornadowarnings going on down there, so but
not till midnight. But luckily they'rethey're staying with a family that they're friends
friends of that family, and theyare in a very very secure location.
So I think they'll be good.Yeah, I'm not too too worried about
them. I think you described thatlike it was the bat cave. Probably

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close to the truth, Yeah,very close to the truth. From the
basement. I'm already in the basement. I'm in the basement. You know,
when it's you know, it's youlive in a in a troubling place.
When there's a basement for the basement, you know, we need to
go another level down this ship's gettinghairy. Yeah, I know. Uh

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to tell you guys, like ourwhole house was shaken like a week ago,
Like I never did figure it out, Like I don't know, but
something something happened and we're trying tofigure out if it was the same as
there is a sump pump, AmI saying it right? Pump pump pump,

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some of them my pampa, someof them Papa down below the house.
And it rained like hell, AndI learned very quickly that my sump
pump is very fucking loud. Andyou're just sitting there, you know,
chilling, you know, playing abig game something else. Like you're like,

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I'm just like, what is happeningright now? It didn't shake the
house, So did anybody else?Have no sound out of anyone? He
made the noise. I've gotta setthat noise cancel me. Oh so yeah,
that's the quietest impression of a loudpump I've ever heard. Yeah,

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but yeah, my uh, mydaughter had called me and was like,
the whole house is shake egg Likesorry, I don't know. Yeah,
never did figure it out, butapparently there's a there was some kind of
big, big earthquake somewhere, andpeople were reporting aftershocks from it all over

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the place, So I don't know, maybe or maybe it was just my
some pump. I don't know.Yeah, yeah, but I heard that
pump for myself. It sounds likeshe's gonna be needing to be replaced here
pretty soon. It right now,I'm like, I hope it don't rain
here soon because Jesus Christ. ButJake, you've got a response, well

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played Rystal, well played man man. That's pretty cool. I'm pretty pretty
stoked man that this turned out good, and this season turned out good.
We got every episode out, andI know we'd take a little break when
I was moving, but I feellike we bounced right back to it.
We bounced back, got it done. Yeah, we started. I know

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we went really light on the onthe cryptids this season. If you guys
out there didn't notice that, wewe backed off of the cryptos picked stories.
I would like to do that too. I'd like to still got to
do most stuff. Come to Cincinnatiand not that far, about ten minutes

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farther than he came last time.Yeah, you'll be all right. If
you had a bridge straight across,it'd be even quicker. I'm like right
across the river from like where we'drather come during the summertime than the winter
time. Yeah, well yeah,I end up coming every time during the

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cold. Yeah. I need toget you up here. Man, it'd
be fun. You got the newhouse. Maybe be able to bring the
wife too. Oh yeah, youbought a new house. Congratulations man,
congratulations to you new house bros.Congratulations to me. Wuld you buy?
You buy a house? I boughtit? Those two computer bros bros?

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Yeah, computer from We should doan investigation. We did. What are
we investigating? Yeah? We didone ever Scott's place. We hit some
crazy ship going on. Actually,I was wanting to get into like,
uh like tax investigations, like wecould do something like that audits. Wait

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what like really? Yeah, I'msorry, I gotta go. Yeah,
guys, Aaron over here is likeand I haven't paid I haven't paid taxes
in like like six years. Let'sjust we'll edit that out. I gotta

(33:47):
his name is what's your address?When give it out for profile? A
rad? Oh God, remember thattoo? Okay, that wasn't on the
show, but we had we havea group of friends that we play arc

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with and skittles. Here is oneof them. Here's the Norse. They
actually came up one year skittles.Here our friend bangs Lands and these got
me drank with these guys, andBangs got so hammered, and he just

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kept cold skittles. You just keptsaying. That was a good time.
Man. Love to get all themguys back together one more time. It'd
be fun. Landis. You knowwhat we should say something we should congratulate

(34:51):
Landis Landis got married. Uh seasonone Landis we talked to he got married.
He's pretty happy. Didn't even Ididn't appear and got married and came
back. He went out on anadventure, didn't tell us, and he
got himself, got himself a wife, and came back, went out on
a walk about him he did.Yeah, sometimes you gotta do that.

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You's got to disappear for a whileand go find yourself a damn wife and
figure out what's going on to comeback. My wife's back here, laughing
her ass off at me. Wantyou come over here and say hi to
all the You want to come inand say hi? All right, she's
gonna come say hi to everybody.I guess all right, in a minute,

(35:39):
she says in a minute, Oh, let it could work. Oh
god, what was that? Whatabout that? That's a little bit here?
There we go, there we go, turn off that active monitoring there

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and the U I had the oldact of monitoring turned on, so it
was created an instant loop. That'sno boy, So where's my hat?
What kind of hat? What kindof hat do you? Freak kentuck x
fos hat did the shirt? Where'smy hat? Dude? We had there

(36:23):
was I don't know. I don'tknow about hats since like day four.
I mean I just need one.I don't need fifteen of them. I
just need one. We want tosend you fifteen different hats, though,
send them all. I'll wear themall. What if? What if the
hat I send you is like alike an eighteenth century sailor's hat, We

(36:47):
wear it. I'll wear it,Okay, I'll wear it specifically to come
on your lives in an astronaut helmet? Sure do we both wearing both?
That was That's my goal for theshow is one like season twelve, is
we broadcast from space? That's whatwe should do. I should need a

(37:08):
regular ball cap that'll be our foreheadon it. What we should we should
make it like the back of it, like turn it backwards. We should
make Kentucky x Files hats, butinstead of making ball caps like everybody else
does, we should find all ofthe silly religious hats. Yeah, and

(37:29):
like you have like a Kentucky XFiles yamaka and you know, like the
Pope pat you know what I mean? Yeah, just all these different great,
Yeah, these are these are hatsthat are ignored when making uh merch.
Yeah, there she is the lad. Here's the lady that puts up

(37:51):
with Hello cat s get off.She can't hear me, can't she?
Ye? Just hands What do youthink, honey? We're at the We're
at the end of season three.Can you believe it? Three seasons?

(38:12):
What was it? I think Ilooked at it. It was like one
hundred and ninety something different uploads.Wow, we've done since we since we
started. It should say how manyuploads that you've done on It's crazy.
More than that, it is aridiculous amount of stuff because you had eighty
three episodes just this season. Yeah, Dylan's with me on this one.

(38:37):
How many is the total? Though? Scher had? Yeah? Yeah,
right, we got a how doy'all from a fellow bluegrasser, how do
you back? It should be undervideos? What the hell are you doing?

(38:57):
Clearly not the right thing. Uhcomputers, huhwers open streamyard works on
one, it doesn't work. Anyother YouTube works on one, it doesn't
work the other. That's a previousepisode. Just give her the mouth like
a bok for my phone. Yeah, I don't know how to tell.

(39:20):
I'm betting. I'm betting cat didn'thave too small glasses of beers. She
could probably run it better. Toosmall. Hey only had two beers.
I'm good, it's not just two, all right? So according to your
yeah, she don't understand Yama copters, Yama copters, I love it.

(39:49):
Talk about the little Yes, yes, maybe now he's got his profile.
But look at that Kentucky. Ohmy guy, that is marvelous. That
those pit vipers. That's is thatthe mullet that was our pit vipers?
Is that those are pit vipers ina mullet. This dude is a fucking
legend. What is all right?So there's your website. Two hundred and

(40:19):
seventy four videos, seventy four videosand two hundred and six episodes, according
to your website. Yeah, andseventy four right there at the top next
to how many subscribers? You're almostready to hit two thousand subscribers. That's
what know YouTube? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're like how many?

(40:50):
How many are we shy from twothousand subs? I don't know. I
can see the exact amount you haveto get on your account or whatever,
because yeah, she's too drunk.This make this will make two hundred and
seventy five episodes, right, terrible? You hit her in the face with
that. This means this means thatepisode twenty five of season four is our

(41:15):
three hundred episode. So we gotto do something for It's as big as
my head. Animal makes it looklike that. It's a small glass my
figure. Let me see that.I can't show that on it. You
can hand it to me and Ilook at it. Yeah, I just

(41:37):
don't this. Yeah, this can'tgo on there. I can't and it's
gonna go right, it's on there. I didn't see the label. It
was turned backwards. Three cups.He's had fixed one cup. Now he's
had with one cup. What's theABV? Not that much? What the

(42:00):
MBV? What's it to your copy? You like to know? Hey,
you tell us if you're a cop. It's four point five nice dry fed
four point five times six. He'sfine. One cup, Yeah, that

(42:22):
eagles out to one cup. Thatfor breakfast cereal. Hold on, let
me go get my abokuss, God, don't be interesting. Corn flakes.
St pours that in his corn flakesin the morning before he goes to work.

(42:42):
But like I used to when Iwork for I can't see it.
That's where I have to bow out. I can't. I can't get in
on the butt like jokes. No, I can't do it. You started.
It's a conflict event. It's aconflict event. They paying the bills.
So that's why I'm allowed to holdmy bottle up and wave it around

(43:07):
and see his bottles gets backwards.His bottle is what that? Tyler?
You're still being I'm getting motion sicknessbecause having a hard play away Tyler,

(43:37):
it's narraguns slips. Give me somecredit. Good lord, I haven't seen
that forever. I'm getting Tyler's quick. I got a big ass matter,
thank you. I gotta do that. The show. Who's masto? Don

(43:57):
right? Damn? It's good yearthough, guys, I was that ship
is amazing? Oh my yeah.I don't know how many times have you
listened to me like, will bedriving and I'll put on Gojira, and
I'm like it was so good,and like I was so worried. I

(44:24):
was telling everybody like, you gotto see go Jere live. You have
to see him live. And Iwas even telling the guys that was our
artist. Bill and Cole was behindus, and I'm like, you're not.
It's fucking unreal. When they're live, it's just it's a whole different
level. And when they got doneplaying, they were both gravy by the
shoulder, like holy ship. Ohyeah, what about a light sign for

(44:51):
background to anything? I was thinkingmy bud light surfboard. I guess I
didn't see that that I sit inour chat? Yeah I see, the
woman said the butt light. ZI, yeah seen it? Yeah pretty awesome.
What about the other streams that youhave going on? How can you
see? Can you bring those upto you and see what's going on?
What do you mean I think multiplestreams going? Yeah, well everything comes

(45:15):
in through here. We were scrollup and scroll up and show her our
our Twitch comment. Where's that?I can do it? I got it,
I got it. I got youdon't worry. I got it.
I don't worry about it. Viewersand followers and chat. But why don't

(45:40):
we want any of that price?The lower than any Oh my god,
give me your money, spend yourmoney. If I was in here going
calm down, Mohammed, that's goingto help you. I send him my
credit card in for me, butI haven't heard anything back from him.

(46:04):
Yeah, that's what he said.I think I should have went to uh,
went to Amazon. You got likea gift card or something. Hey,
man, that is in the US. Hey, I would absolutely wear

(46:28):
a Kentucky X Files trapper hat.That was a trapper hat. I'm just
gonna say it. Trapper hats arethe like the Toboggan hats that got the
ear flaps that come down. Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely any like thinking
yeah, like it's got the bigfuzzy square in the front and the ears
flapped down. Yeah. Trapper hatsare the best man in the wintertime.
Hell yeah, it covers your ears, dude. Okay, Kentucky GS File

(46:53):
coonskin cap. What's more Kentucky thana I could? Man, I was
just about to say that, right, Oh Jesus, Yeah, I'm just
saying I don't know what happened tothose raccoons, but I know that there
were some dead ones. Well youknow how to find them now, so

(47:16):
you could make us some like handmadeyou just put a chicken cuob up.
But they'll they'll find their way tolive. Bait Dylan Dylan. The's already
exist. They're on the website andon the Patreon. You can see us
modeling them. Dyl might have topay a little extra. I don't even

(47:37):
know how do I send pictures ofthis chat? You can't send pictures in
the chat. Yeah, a fairDylan forman from Millennial Suck and Foretold Fiction.
Make sure you check those out goodand Stereo Mammoth. They're streaming too,

(48:00):
right. Yeah. They just putout one a while back, smoke
new new songs and jam in thatone chick out you guys get a chance
to it's awesome. Oh yeah,doing some good work up there. And
Ash Yeah, I mean Ben Dylanwere bullshitt in a while back that we

(48:22):
were neighbors. Now we're not,like, yeah, I feel like it's
still it's what's still still like ahalf an hour drive? I don't know.
Yeah, I just read that BananaHills caps. I'm sure. I

(48:44):
mean, just go just go withthe Olphan doors, like the fender like
full blown sleeves. Look, Tyler, he's very very serious. This is
this is Tyler so serious because that'shis editing face. Yeah, that's editing

(49:07):
coming face being Josh are so usedto that. And he's working on something
more like the one day his hisshit crashed and he just froze. Yes,
like it was like twenty minutes inbefore I figured out he was gone?

(49:29):
Were you? And he was infull edit mode? Right? We
were like, is he just workingon something? What are you doing?
He's like, my fucking computer frozeon that face, dude, Yeah,
I believe people watching the ship.Yeah, it's holy crap doing it?

(49:57):
What am I doing? Let's getanother person in, somebody who wants to
join this. Let's see how manywe can praym in here. Dylan to
get in here. What either oneof the Dylans, we can have both
of them have a Dyllan battle.Let's get let's get all the Dillons in
here. Come on, guys,you join the live. Come on,

(50:19):
Dylan's come on, send form thelink YEP sending him one right now.
Try please be coming back with anotherfan. I'm sending it to your Facebook.
Dylan. Where's he gonna be thistime? He's gonna be like,

(50:39):
oh, yeah, here we go. Whoa, you're gone, invites her
out and we're all silent. Yeah, we're all waiting. We're waiting,

(51:02):
We're waiting. I'm kind of like, I love that majestic pose. That
was amazing. Just keep looking atother people. One second Tyler surveying the
land. That was so awesome.Oh who's down there? You're looking at

(51:27):
that? It became an art piece. Yes, all Dylan's invites are sent.
I'm waiting for Tyler to. Ilike, how you and Josh,
you and Tyler mute yourselves smoke yourdevices? Was polite? Yes, thank

(51:51):
you. We caught We caught lotsof hell in season one the microphone and
then I was like, is itreally that bad? And then I listened
to an episode and I was like, Oh, he got loud. This
is this is terrible. We'll see. For the longest time, I only
thought it was Tyler. Yeah,got nigga. I am always the problem.

(52:17):
I got a big fourhead. Ithing he takes gummies, he feels
it. Hey, Tyler, whendid when did Dad, leave the chat.
I guess we never got any Yeah. I was waiting for some like

(52:42):
big time talk that Daddy Tyler.Yeah, we we had Daddy Tyler right
here for a minute. We hadJames Sr. Senior. There's no senior.
Only Zulu looks like the other Delanmight be into Oh see what I

(53:08):
can do? Might be able topop in for a second. Are you
at work? We have enough screenfor that mullet. Oh my god,
that's look at that mullet. Thatship's real too, I've seen it.
I think that that is a milliondollar bullet. That is a picture actually

(53:28):
rock. Yeah, I mean thepit vipers and the goatee that doesn't connect
to the mustache. Yeah, thesmall mustache, the little goateea, the
mullet, the vipers. Don't talkabout anybody's mustache. Start with me,
don't you don't you sit there money, We'll talk about it. Oh mine

(53:49):
is thicker. You might have athicker beard. You don't have a thicker
mustache. Oh, shut your ownmy face. God, the manly fight.
It has been a battle that's beengoing on for years. You two
children know that I'm here with acamera. You wouldn't even do this whoa,
we don't have as much gray?Easy, easy, I could do

(54:17):
that. I can touch because hismustache likes to attack his mouth. I
eat my mustache all the time.Everything he's coming in fucking gray. He
used to come in like a beard. Now it's just like, oh,
it's just great. We're just curlingher mustaches. Uh, yeah, it

(54:42):
happens. Look at that. Heis actually white now, Ah, Scotty,
don't handsome. It's a handsome picturelike our character. It's there,
Scutty, new cat. I madeit up. I made an observation.
Cat. What's that? Oh?Here, Scotty, m h man.

(55:13):
We got yelling. We don't gotwe don't get a little like like homing
basic hang we got something here?The boom gay, you're trying to seduce

(55:34):
everybody again there? All right,make sure, I mean, let's say
here, I didn't I didn't doan inter hang up, what about that

(56:00):
one? Let's go. Yeah,you know what Streamer needs to give us
more goddamn music. Hey, you'reall musicians. Yeah, great music.

(56:22):
She really called us out on thatone. I'm only three years in practice.
It's okay. That fucking that feltlike a I mean, literally,
everybody on this right now is amusician except for me, everyone, And
I mean, you know, surelyyou played something there you go, you're

(56:45):
an artist of some sort. Butthe obvious thing to think of, yeah,
just making a ton of music forintros and ship. Yeah. Yeah,
it's one of those things. Becauseeverybody here may be a musician,
but everybody here also is guilty ofthis right now, all right, you

(57:12):
need to stop attacking me. JustI just made an observation too, is
that the only person here that's nota musician is also the only person here
you can see their chin. Cat'sthe only one without facial hair. She's
the only non musician. Everybody elselet's get that mustache going. Wait,

(57:37):
I think we're even balanced. Ithink we're even balanced because we got you're
a drummer. I can see thedrums behind you. Dylan's a drummer.
Tyler and Jake both play bass,and me and you play guitar. Yeah,
I play guitar toobody. It's gonnabe Dyl. Hell, are you

(58:05):
man? What? How's the suggoing? Awesome? Dude, we just
actually just uh finished up the lastrecording for this like chapter tonight. Just
up. That's fucking awesome. IfI could have getting into the live dude,

(58:27):
damn it. I wish I couldhave called him. I sent him
a message like we're going live.I haven't heard of the fact he's watching
the UFC fights. Yeah, that'ssound. Well why is his voice so
intoxicating? Man? I know,dude, I'm just like and I'm just

(58:52):
so aroused. Hi, Tyler,stop it, stop it the Tyler.
Oh Man, that my daddy.Denny's in the chat. Yeah, d

(59:13):
in the chat. That's my momand dad right there. I only drank
a couple, so don't worry.Just a few, just a twenty four
just then, excuse Yeah, that'sawesome though. Man, you guys,

(59:37):
we'll be right back and we'll goto God the marriage to Hannah. That's
the marriage you just finished the lastepisode that the season? Is that the
finale for this current season you're on? Yeah, so that we're wrapping up

(59:58):
the God Saga on Monday. Now, I don't I don't want to have
any spoilers, but have you guysstarted working out what's next? Yeah?
Yeah, we actually, uh wetease what's coming next at the end of
this one. Fucking awesome, dude, As long as it's not ending,
that's all I care about. Iam selfish about this, Like, as

(01:00:20):
long as it's not over, that'sall I care about. No, we're
just gonna keep it going. Theideas are just gonna get progressively more fucking
stupid, but we're gonna keep itgoing perfect. I mean, that's all.
That's all we need. You knowwhat I mean? A great fucking
show out there. If you guyshaven't checked it out yet, it's four
told fiction. Check it out.It's one of my favorites. I think

(01:00:43):
I listened to it weekly at least. And uh, it's hilarious. It's
very easy to go back and relisten to stuff too. I find myself
relisting to favorite episodes, especially especiallysome of the earlier episodes. Alien Rickman
comes to mind. I don't knowwhy, but that would back the funk
up every time. Well, thenyou are going to be very pleasantly surprised

(01:01:07):
at chapter four. Oh fuck itawesome. I can't wait. Nice,
I can't wait. It's gonna begreat, but yet check it out for
total fiction. Oh ship looks likethat the other Dylan just arrived. Oh
uh, oh Dylan Battle. Igotta see this mullet. Yeah, he

(01:01:28):
better have a camera, that's allI'm saying. His head. Oh my
god, boom. You had tothrow that out just to make sure everybody
knows how to spell it. Yeahright, there's the other Delan. What
up? Man? God? Lookhow many people we got in this live
right now? That's amazing and yetnot a chin visible? This is awesome.

(01:01:57):
Yeah No, I'm Dylan's. Yeah, we oways to do some sex
looking motherfuckers, don't we. Andwe spell our names the same way,
and there's a fast way we spellDylan and they're all wrong exactly damn straight
yep, all right now kiss rightnow, ship. That's awesome. So

(01:02:27):
Dylan, I have to ask you, uh uh Dylan with them all sorry,
have you fucking seen how sexy thisguy is? Jesus Christ? Look
at I know man, he's he'sthe best piece of as we got to
walk. Man, I swear youknow the other Dylan has a history with

(01:02:49):
the same dude too, not thatone, sorry, this one kidding?
Okay, Scotty, don't Scottie,don't yep, Scotty new here he's still
hanging out. That's awesome, scottyou get a join or what are you
joining by sending you an invite?You got a phone, so yeah,
yeah, you can do it right. Yeah, he could join in here

(01:03:12):
he's dealing with the rooster that somebodydropped off of his house. I really
just want to see how many peopleI can squeeze into this live before it
breaks pretty suon. Well, I'llbe like big on the grave. That's
fine. How many spaces are weallowed? I don't know, that's a
good question. Let's find out.Yeah, let's hands across America and find

(01:03:35):
out it's across America. Okay,so we are in the world tr right
now. No, I'm driving home. Actually, I was at my family's
house when your family's ouse, talkingship to Tyler the whole time, exactly.
Yeah. So the way I seeit is, we got this many

(01:03:55):
people with us in the top ten, so we could try to fit as
many of them into this awesome huhyeah, top ten, twenty one thousand.
Let you do it. Here's whatI'm amazed by, and too,
you better be watched Watch for Deer. It's dark out the seven of us

(01:04:18):
on right now and there're still tenpeople watching. That's awesome. Get them
all. My my boss. Theother day at work, I was talking
about putting up his game cameras toget deer, you know, and I'm
like, you haven't got a deerwhatever. I was like, dude,
I can help you out. Firstyou got to get it yourself, a
Chevy Cruise. Then all you gotto do is wait till about eight o'clock

(01:04:43):
at night and drive to my house. You'll get a fucking deer in no
time. But is it was theuh? Yeah? Is the the deaf
dog part of it too? Orno? Is? For the love of
god, I'm so confused. Idon't know. I don't know. Yeah,

(01:05:05):
journey was, Yeah, it's likeson this game car. Is it
raining? Yes? It is?Come on, man, Jenny, what
the hell be faith? You're supposedto tell us the weather I did.
You can replay that same episode everyweek and it should hit or miss.

(01:05:27):
I mean, I've sat it.Scotty an invite. If he doesn't join,
I don't I don't even I don'teven know what. I won't be
upset, but I'll be very disappointed. Send it, bro, he said,
Send it, bro. I seesome crazy light going on. Oh

(01:05:53):
god, it we're getting Scottie.We're getting scott accents. We're getting miss
Skittles are gonna throw down on that. I've often wondered who would win in
a naked mud wrestling match. Skittlescould scrap though. He's wiry, he's

(01:06:17):
like you know what I mean,Yeah, Yeah, he's got he's got
the wingspan, he's got the reach. Yeah. But then like Scott a
little bit, he's fast, youknow, and he's a roosters a little
lower center of gravity. That soundssounds like somebody's shipping himselves. I'm sitting

(01:06:45):
there, like, all of asudden, I hear I honestly thought it
was the damn suicide strip on theside of the road. What you guys
call those down there? We callhim drunk alarms. We call them suicide
They honestly are gators. Call themin the middle of the road to on

(01:07:05):
the yellow lines. It depends onwhere're at. Okay, we got them
sucking everywhere. I hate them,hate the yellow line all the sudden.
We've got a drinking my road drinking, mind you, but my road is
my road is narrow ship. Soit's like constantly hitting it no matter what.
Yeah, get them every down again, especially in semi may get them

(01:07:31):
and it's like yeah, I likethat appeared again after