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Episode Transcript

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All right, hey everybody, Soit was Easter weekend. Didn't really have
the time and the ability to recordan episode for this week. But to
make up for that, I'm goingto go ahead and stick the rest of
the season three finale in here thatI promised you months ago. Yes,
you do deserve better than that ifyou get it chance. Uh. Check

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out The Dreadic Cinemas, the newpodcast we got going on. It's scripted
fiction. It's really fun. I'vebeen working hard on that one too,
And we will see you soon onthe next episode of The Kentucky X Files.
So take care of each other andwe'll see you if. Tyler is
probably gonna send you a long distancekiss. So it's bad wife losing this

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game? Car? Okay? Isit raining? Yes? It is.
Come on, man, Jenny,what the hell be faith? You're supposed
to tell us the weather I did? You can replay that same episode every
week and it should hit or miss. I mean upset. It's gut an

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invite. If he doesn't join,I don't I don't even I don't even
know what. I won't be upset, but I'll be very disappointed. Send
it, bro, that's work.I see some crazy uf like going on,
Oh god, we're getting Scottie.We're getting Scott Bring on the accents

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are gonna throw down on the acI've often wondered who would win in a
naked mud wrestling match. Skintles couldscrap though he's wiry, he's like you
know what I mean. Yeah,he's got he's got the wingspan, he's

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got the reach. Yeah. Butthen like Scott, he's a little bit.
He's fast, you know, andhe's a rooster, a little lower
center of gravity rooster. That soundssounds like somebody's shipping himselves. I'm sitting

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there, like, all of asudden, I hear it. I honestly
thought it was the damn suicide stripon the side of the road. What
you guys call those down there?We call them drunk alarms, we call
them suicide. They honestly are gators. We call them them in the middle

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of the road too. On theyellow lines, it depends on where're at.
Okay, we got them sucking everywhere. I hate them, hate the
yellow line all the time. We'vegot a drinking drinking mind you. But
my road is my road is narrowas ship. So it's like constantly hitting
it no matter what. Yeah,we get them every now and again,

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especially in the semi man. Youget them and it's like, yeah,
you're like God, hear it againafterwards in the back looking at the mirror,
Who am I about to take out? God damn gators? Fucking awesome?
Man, that's cool man, it'sjust fun as ship. They'll say,

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if we get too many people,and you're gonna have to put you
on the big screen so I cansee everything that's currently where I'm at right
now. That's why the poor around. Yeah, I'm on a sixty five
or fifty five. I'm on afifty five, and every time Tyler God

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moves us, I get us andsickness. Yeah, you're almost life sized.
I might be you are currently lifesized everything else. I love everybody's
reaction when they get soloed. Whatthe fucking you have that mullet curled?

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Oh yeah, it's yeah. Thatpicture is an old picture back by this
out now it's everything. It looksluscious. It's glorious. Dude, you're

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straight up terminator in that picture.Dude, incredible, man, what's actually
funny? Denny Noah took that picture, Buddy, Noah took that way ship
as it was a year ago.So yeah, yeah, it's like it's
one of the best pictures I have. Let's check that cam Tomato come down.

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You gotta breathe ship. He's gonnafall out. Man, it's okay,
but he got nine to one onepre dial. Good. God,
he's good. He's breathing. Yougot the little spray model to watch the

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Oh no, no, I don'tgo that far. Oh my god,
you got a pocket comb though.No. I wish I have the third
como the match, but that's that'snot it. The way I want you

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guys to talk about in the seasonfour is Dylan Moore. Dude, we're
gonna fucking dissect him from episode oneto episode eighty something whatever. It looks
like he's about to like sing melike an Jason L. Dean song.
It's actually so Danny, tell meabout my nickname? What they where do

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they call Medilly Race Iris? Thatis fucking great. It's the best nick
crying. That's so funny. Igotta give it this This dude right here,
don't matter what to say, hestill rolls past him with that fucking

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mullet, just a fucking flutter andlike I don't get on the forklift his
vipers on just yea freedom, it'samazing, exactly, dude, your eagles
in the background. Yeah, goddamn it, Scottie, where are you

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gas station? Are you? Areyou fueling up right now? Really?
I was Yeah, if you goin right now and buy a bunch of
ship with us on the live streamthe clerk and let us talk to the

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clerk for a second. I don't. I don't even. I'm not that
man. I don't know about that. I'll didn't know you the money for
your snacks if you do, hello, I ain't that bady. He just
goes walks in and he's he walksin and he's like, don't mind me.
I'm in the middle of a livestream. You want to live stream,

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guys, and livestream and oh it'sa thorn and it's not. It's
not a bad place if it was, and yeah it guys, it's just
not. That was a long timeago. Okay, guys, let's shut

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it down. Let's shut it down. We can go back and say that
at exactly two hours and fifteen minutesedited out, edited out, when they
got demonetized, telling we get spankedso much on our show. Don't even
worry about it. Well, no, I'll make sure that I'm not that

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causes it like you guys. Yeah, we do plenty of our own accidental
you know, demonetized Actually that wegot one undemonetized, remonetized monetized. They
were like, you can't talk aboutthat ship on YouTube? Man, what
are you doing? What the fuckis wrong with you guys? And we're

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like, oh, sorry, I'mjust I re submitted it. I'm like,
I want an actual guy to listento this episode, yeah, exactly,
and tell me what's wrong with it. And then they came back and
they were like, all right,little they know. All I wanted was
one more person to listen to it. That was the first thing. That's

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the first thing I said, waswhat do we get a new subscriber?
Exactly? Why are we still nottalking more about this damn mullet? Man?
You can't say it, okay,I'm just saying we were talking about
fucking hats. That's a hat thatwe need to make. It's that fucking
mullet. You have the hats withyour hair on it. You just have

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it as a This motherfucker was exactlyhe should be on an album cover right
now on a tractor that's just wentthrough a ditch shirt. Can you you
got a little twang in your voice? Dude, I'll be your badger.

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I'll make you ship. Come on, man, just give us a couple
of bars talk about a tractor.This big ass forehead is gonna get that's

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your fucking billboard. Oh my god, Oh man, that's great. I
love that. That's Oh man,I haven't. I haven't laughed a long
time. This is great. I'mjust like, oh God, I can't.

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I just can't get over it.I don't know if I can move
on with my life. This guyis really awkward. I feel like,
like the awkward silence before I wasjust texting back real quick by the song.

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Every time when Denny like leaves thelike leaves the stream, we all
go like deer in headlights, likegod, what do we don't freaking out?
Man? Shit, it's fine.So Dylan, what's your uh uh?

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Dylan Foreman? What's your favorite episode? If you if you've kept up
Nope, if you haven't, that'sfine. I haven't kept up this season
okay, because I my whole lifehas been editing the four Told Fiction podcast
Our episodes keep getting longer and Ihave to add sound effects and shit,
and it takes forever. What's youraverage episode like right now? It's uh,

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they're all about like forty five minutes. But that means the recordings were
originally over an hour, and forevery probably half hour that you listen to
of the episode, I've done likesix hours of editing on it. Oh
wow, yeah, you're putting thatwalk in man, damn. Yeah.
So usually, So, what's youruh of this season? What's your favorite

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episode that you've done so far?I don't want you to give any spoilers
if anybody want us to listen toyou guys, but give a little teaser
of my favorite episode of four ToldFiction from this season? Yeah, for
this season? Yeah, this season? Uh, the episode where Archie does
god meth. I would want towatch this sounds great? Oh my god,

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my god. What season are youon now? Four? Three?
Three? Okay? I think Iended up season two? What Alan Rickman?
Yeah? Yeah, you gotta checkout season three? Man? Oh
yeah, absolutely did with them.I'll let you build up so I can
listen to it when I continue asloop. Yeah it sucks a maniacal laugh

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man. Yeah, guys. Iguess all right, all right, holy
head, wow? Are we supposedto get uh Scott in this? He's

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supposed to be he foreman? Youjust got here? Oh thanks man,
hell ya, I'm losing a lottereialhere right now. I've already talked so
much to you. May you mighthear some familiar voices on that one,
Jake, if you listen through uhthis season two? Yeah, season two?

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Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna starttomorrow. Oh God, you're gonna
be laughing your ass off. Dude. Look, uh who is it?
Uh? I want you of thisLego convention in Cincinnati, and I ran
into Jason. He brought it.He brought his son there, and I

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mean, my boy was there andwe were in this long ass line and
I just like poured it out.I know you, I knew you.
Oh Ship. You see he wasat the bottom, come do stuff the

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rooster oh pants to try to figureout put the camera in sealthy mode.
I had to give him myself securitynumber and everything. Yeah, my front

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screens fucked up. So I'm gonnahave this. Okay, it's perfect,
I kind of yeah yeah, ohyeah, So talking ship, we got
you in here, huh. Yeah, that's awesome. Hey cause, thanks

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for thanks for coming and celebrating theseason three finale with us. Cheers to
you, Yeah, cheers to youtoo. Man. Oh yeah, got
there, buddy. We well we'redrinking there, but a little a little
drink drink well, drinking color.It looks like the color of Moultain dew.

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I'm drinking. I'm actually drinking bushtonight. The I cut up some
limes and put some lime in it, all right, churching it out.
That's okay. Let's see here.We gotta comment here. Ernie says,
I have to leave you all.It's two twenty five am in the morning,

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and I'm knackered, well drunk exact, watching you Yanks, and just
to say thank you for saving ourlands in World War two in Europe.
Hey, you know what, Earnietears to you, brother, Hell yeah,
recording this show man, We appreciateyou over there across the pots.

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That a good night, buddy,thanks for being here. Yeah we did.
I love that guy. Day.Guys saved draft in World War two.
That's we did. Yeah, welooked great for our age. I
really all I did during saying Ido that was an important job. That's
all I did. I just I'dsay he's feeling no pain because what what?

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What new information? Again? AndI can't stop stare. I was
gonna say, I say he's feelingno pain because he posted it twice,
disappeared and came back. It wasweird. This That's just I'm gonna go
ahead and highlight that one to it. I don't know if you guys can

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see this, but yeah, I'mgonna be sitting in traffic for a fat
minute. You see that hard whiteline on the right, Just go over
there. He just put that onthe left side of your car. You'll
be fine. Yeah, you'll beright. Yeah, that's for that's for
live streamers. Yeah. Meanwhile,meanwhile, I'm exploring wherever we're at with

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Scott over here. Yeah, let'sgo on. Scott knows where he's at.
Yeah we are. We are inAugusta, Kentucky. Nice. Yeah,
hell out there there drinking beer andsmoking cigarette there you go need dog

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man out there? H No,I should tell you something actually pretty interesting
though. Me and my body.Uh he got a deer up behind the
house the other day and we drugit down over the hill and uh skinned
it and uh got on the meatoff of it and everything. We dragged
the carcass right back up the hilland literally the next day there was four

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turkeys eating it. Turkeys. Yeah, there's gonna be a game warden showing
up soon. Kentucky turkeys are like, don't eat anything. They'll eat you
if you sit still too long.That's why you gotta take them out first.

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The only thing I was thinking ofwas the turkeys from South Park.
No. Man, there was likefour of them and like, like we
even got close and everything. Theydidn't give a ship. They just continued
to dear. They're like, bitch, yeah, nice, dear. I

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got you on the phone here.Uh, there's Scott. You've been dodging
me. Man, you hate me, No, disappointed with me? I
got crazy hours now, man.Yeah, it's like I've completely flipped my
schedule. Yeah, dude, itsucks. He woke with me. The
schedule is complete. Try. Idon't understand you. You quit the job.

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I got you. I vouched foryou. I I went into the
office. I was crying head outfor you. Well, you told me
it was okay to leave, okayto Shay too, Sha. I told

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you. Yeah. It's like,dude, yeah, yeah, that place.
I can't help it. I lovethe reaction I get out of people
when I solo them randomly, whenI sold them and the thing were like
randomly and they react, They're like, oh god, it look like he

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was waiting for it. He's soon. He was too fucking ready for it.
All right, let's let's see howyou react. Oh, Josh is
already used to it. He already, He's like, yeah, I just

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think it's funny as the conversations going. I just randomly solo somebody and just
see how they react. Look howquick he was. That's fast as fun.
Dude on the west right there.I just love I just love the
angle that we have of Dylan herehis like just his nostrils, just like

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looking right, guys, how areyou both of them? I don't have
hold oh hey, hold up,but let me let me see something.
You can see it too, Okay, okay, do you see that?
Well we look at you see theface on the wall. How many of

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you had? Yeah, how manyof you had? Bro? There's my
figure. Oh okay, that's manbroballball That right there is paranoia, buddy,
Paradi. You say that we haven'tnever say I love pairs. The

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answer to the question of how manyhe's had is enough, not enough enough,
the right amount. I just wantto know, like, how why
do you always put your beer inthat ding cup? You go past it
like like you go through this sofast. It's not like you're like you
need it to be cold any longer. I mean, you want me to

(23:15):
flash my alcoholic beverages on your streamand I don't care. I already know
the brand, so either be Dylanor Scotty will get in trouble to go
for it. Yeah. Yeah,I'm not making money offense. Do what
you want. Yeah, I'm technicallydrinking the brand. So yeah, if
I was doing the brand now,I'd be in trouble because brand. Yeah.

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See, that's why you need acup, why you need a money.
I can have anything in here.I think the funny thing is about
this chat. Fucking word. Yeah, I don't know what he's saying that

(24:00):
he said in this chat. He'sworked with He's worked with almost everybody here
besides Jake and probably, but Ithink that I am not with State Farm.
God, that scared the ship outof me. He wasn't there.

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He's wireless. He's like, I'mstill listening, Jake, do you have
your pants on? Yes? Whatkind of like that? You hesitated a
little bit? They were on Scott, were that was what's going by?

(24:48):
Hey, Scott, there's only oneguy here with a chronic streaking problem.
Okay, the striker I hadn't hadnot fear. Yeah, okay, I
mean, why don't you change thatfor us? We'll make sure to end
the stream way before that ship happened. You see Scott like randomly get ejected

(25:14):
out of the stream, then you'llknow why I forgot was driving. I
thought Scott had just managed to likewander into the road somewhere totally right here?
Is that the gas station across thestreet. That's the I g A.

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We actually delivered there as well.Oh yeah, yeah it's a gas
station. I was. I waspulling out the driveway. I think it
was Thursday, and there's a sellingmantruck parked in front of my house.
Oh the ship. Yeah, youshould have just jumped in with him like
some man. I could. Iwould like Jim loves that when ran when

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random people jump in with him.But he's not random people. We're getting
we got new live exclusive live onthe scene, Dylan Dylan Moore, Uh,
what do we got going on outthere? Dylan crossover Kentucky to Ohio.
So he is in trouble. There'sthree of them, three of them

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four. Oh, they're in trouble. No, it was an accident.
Oh my god. Oh wow,now you see you know the white and
then somebody else. Oh damn,yeah, up crazy started looked insane.

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It was like the night I was. I was bringing my fucking dog up
and I know a lot of youguys know this. Or I was bringing
my old dog to the new houseand I hit the biggest fucking deer in
my car. Yeah, dude,it hit this fucking huge ass deer,
and the deer like he just smacksinto the fucking cruise. Dude just fucks

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the cruise completely and just walks off, like sorry, man, sorry,
I got ship to do. Yeah. I'm sitting there like you good.
I'm good. I hope you're good, man, I'm good. Yeah,
how fast are you going? Iwasn't going that fast up the up seven
forty nine because, like I said, she's an old dog and she's real

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wobbly, and I didn't want tolike throw her all over the place,
you know. So I was onlyonly like thirty five, so it was
my journey. Yeah. Yeah,she's still with us. Yeah, I
know, man, old girl.Man, she's like one hundred and fifty
years old. She's seen dude,she has seen ship. Yeah, probably

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some stuff too. Yeah, shewas. She was in World War she
helped Ernie out. You know,uh, dog weird. You can't hear
than I'm sure you've seen my littleranger. You see my little ranger.
I hit a deer going seventy onean hour. Jesus fucking Christ. It

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didn't do it, damn really,it shot off to the left to put
a little bone in my bumper.That was about it. I got a
little range. I'll rain the deercompletely over one time. How many miles
does that ranger have schedules? Ithas three, all of them, three
hundred and forty thousand miles, allof them. Nice. It is a

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nineteen ninety seven B six four pointzero. I've had I owned it myself
for fifteen years. Wow, dude, you gotta take that one to the
grave. By dude, I can'tworth nothing, So why not? It
gets his fintached tag in February.Hey, Hey, the start of season
four, he gets his finished tag. Really put a vintage tag on it?

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Oh yeah, I want to puta finish. What do you mean,
you're only allowed my old vehicles haveno it's face check how face on
the age of the tuy they do. Basically they say you only can drive
it over like what I think vehiclebut half my ship with them and they

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don't. They don't know anything.They can't prove that I've put too many
miles on it. They don't haveanything. That's the thing, is right.
They can now. Yeah, theysay you can only put so many
miles on a year, but nobodychecks it. Yeah, exactly. They
check a thousand a year here door. It's like the average. That sounds

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like a great fucking gig. Incriminateyourself on live not checking vehicles out there,
any leads on that job. Letme know, okay, because I
feel like I could do this.My state doesn't have vehicle inspection. Yeah.
The only thing it has is likea mission test your county. I

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love I love this. I lovewhat's going on here. It is Smokey's
the Notts Scott. He walked andhis phone fogged up. Hey just went
I think Scott just went through theveil. Yeah, outside cold, inside

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hot. He just got coalie andfast time the fucking nuts, Scott.
I love it? Yeah, Ilove it, man, dude, I
fucking actually how this something that actuallygot cracked? Is I dropped it on
a beer box? Is this theis this? What is it? I

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feel like we're looking at him througha fucking shower curtain. It looks like
wipe your camera if somebody, Hey, Scott, I gotta ask you a
question. Okay, see this pictureright here. Yeah, it's time to
update the picture, bud. Okay, it's in the corner here. I

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don't know what I'm going Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, what
are we helping? Like? Whatare we doing? No? He has
to turn his phone around to seewhat you're asking him to look at.
Oh, I got you. I'msaying, what are we looking at?
Okay? So this picture right herein the bottom left, what what was

(31:37):
going on there? What were yougetting ready for? When you actually just
got my hair cut? My brother'sa barber. Yeah, he just cut
my hair, so it was good. When did you like decide not to
go with that anymore? Well?I hadn't gotten a haircut in about six
months, so that's how it started. I got you, I got you.

(32:00):
Yeah, but I need now fascinatingit's been about six months. I
need to go back again. Youneed to get that ship done again because
you look dapper talking that. Itried to order Dapper daan online. They
actually fucked me. They robbed medapper dam man. Yeah, I remember

(32:22):
what, God, David, it'slike sixteen dollars and they uh, yeah,
they robbed man ended up. Butat first the website showed up as
some like gay uh designer or somethinglike that. You're gonna have that on

(32:45):
the big job. But yeah,I guess they designer called Dapper Dand welcome
to the end of our show.It's been a good run. Let's say,
Tyler, Tyler, you need tosoler. He's yeah, yeah,

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broken, broken, This is theend of the show. This is all

(33:29):
right, weezy, take a breath. It's been a good run. My
god, Yeah, it's been agood run. Oh Jesus, it was
fun. It was fun. Thankyou everybody else. Season finale. Yeah,
I never would have expected being beingcompletely canceled out in the very end
of the season three for sure,like midway through season four, but not

(33:52):
necessarily wow. Uh in the future, it will be. Where were you
when Kentucky X files got canceled?Yeah right, yeah, I was in
it. What do you mean?We should probably start wrapping this up though,

(34:13):
guys, come on, everybody onfor like almost three hours. Here
come almost and we talk like we'rejust gonna leave the the cliffhanger, an
leave the hanger whether or not Dylanmakes it home. Yeah, we gotta
stay. Yeah, I'm with you, guys, Yeah, we gotta How

(34:34):
far are you, cliffhanger? What'sup? I'm probably about ten minutes or
so out? Perfect, cliffhanger.Perfect. Let's stay with Dylan until he
gets home, make sure he getshome safe, and then wrap this bad
boy up. I make it homeless, my fun, gonna make it clifangers.

(34:57):
When you get home, I wantyou to straight to your bathroom,
and I want to see that beautifulmullet. I want to see it.
Three Okay, that's yeah. Idid not know. I think it was
going on bathroom. You know,if there was anything sexual, I would
have just told him like, hey, whip it out now. You said

(35:21):
so much ship now, let's justfucking whip it out. This is not
the Dapper Dan website. Yeah,it's fucking amazing. I think it's gonna
be funny. It's it's gonna befunny. Ship. When people start commenting
on this thing, like after ituploads and plays, they're gonna be like

(35:45):
there was an entire show about nothing. Everybody. There's gonna be people that
are gonna be like, oh,a new episode three hours. This the
thing about is the best part ofit at the end, anyway, usually

(36:05):
the best The best part of thisepisode is you can skip to anywhere.
That's true. It's true. Youdon't miss nothing. You're not missing anything.
Yeah, it's in every single episodeexcept for like six to eight people
that are stuck here stuck you're watchingit live? Do you think it's like

(36:30):
a train wreck? Like people arestill watching it because they're like, oh
my god, what is this?What am I looking at already? I
think episode of season four. Yeah, we've been on. We've been on
long enough that we do. Youguys should just be putting red circles on

(36:51):
Scott's Cristy video over here. Yeah. Yeah, we just ripped that video
and read circle it. Yeah,right there in the medley there. We
currently have more people on the livethan watching the live. I think that

(37:15):
was probably some of them already onit. Are you yes? Are you
someone like Jake? Are you stillon YouTube? Yep? Uh, Skittles,
Are you still on YouTube? Yeah? Two times. We're watching ourselves.

(37:39):
It's our own inception. We're bodyingourselves to get more views. So
welcome to season four. Guys.Hey, you know what, though,
seriously, I mean, how areyou? How better to to end the
season? Have some laughs with somebuddies, you know, right to me?

(38:02):
Perfect? You know, I don'tknow. I don't know what else
to say. It's like we couldhave got on here and discuss fucking Bigfoot
for the ump teeth fucking time orUFOs. I would rather drink some beers,
have some fucking laughs, and andthe fucking season proper. We're talking
about ghosts next season. Yeah,well there's plenty of time. Cheers to
all you guys. Cheers. Fuckingawesome. Man, I'm empty, Yeah,

(38:35):
I know. I finished the bottle. Holy shit, Oh god,
it's just okay, just another wholebottle of wine. You good? I
need extra it's only fourteen percent.I was waiting for it, man,

(38:55):
I need extra a why it's apride he needs extra extra? Your extra
there you go freeze frame pre frame. You guys, you guys, should
we end it? Red spectrum,red spectrum. Let's let's go out,
let's listen the season officially ready home, Where we go? Where we go

(39:21):
home? Okay, you don't haveto wait for fine you. I want
to make sure that fucking mulley hitsthat pillow. You drag a mullet across
state lines. We gotta watch forthat bullet right to take them all at

(39:53):
across state lines. Somewhere you're readingabout that where it's like it's illegal to
have fucking ice cream in your backpocket or some ship telephone Poland, New
York. Yeah, dude, likethere's some criminal who was like getting ready
to start his career by tying araft to a telephone pole and he's goofy.

(40:14):
Laws. Somebody had to done it, somebody, Yeah, like to
make a law. Evil ice creamon Wednesday at three o'clock. Yeah,
that is what, just melting,melting ice cream, just stripping all over
his ass from his back pocket.You know what that was? What's the

(40:35):
reason behind that was? Right?Because it's they stole horses, right,
that's how Yeah, they hell stolehorses. Yeah, there was one.
I think. I don't know ifit was in the state of Kentucky,
but on Sundays you're allowed to takeyour wife to the courthouse steps and be
her with anything like an object thatseconds ago. I'm just saying, that's

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a fucking law. You ready.Ice in Alabama? Throughout Alabama, it
was illegal for a person to walkdown the street with an ice cream cone
in their back pocket. That's wherethat's the one. Yeah, some crazy
I've heard that ice cream one before. I was walking around with ice cream

(41:24):
in their back pocket that whole timeyou got in trouble for someone stood up
and said, we're not taking this, standing for this, we will not
stand for this. God damn it. Scott got Scott back. We got
it back. It's here to seethe Dylan Moore arrival. How we're getting

(41:46):
Dylan. He's so nervous right nowhe's almost home minute or it's like you're
away and it's been like ten minutes. Yeah, we're going to solo on
Dylan here so we can get thelast stretch. Here. Here we go
on the spotlights. What fingers,look at look at that face, look

(42:12):
at that mustache. Yeah, nowget rid of the goatee and just keep
the mustache with golden man. Putthem vipers off right here and have the
whole, Yeah, the whole.Yeah, some mutton chops going on as
well. Oh my god, putthem vipers on you good? Oh god,
find them. Swoop the swoop,the swoop the party, you know,

(42:37):
swoop the party business. Oh no, he's he's already perm, so
he's pretty good. He needs tobe per Oh my god, I'm gonna
die laughing again. He's got purb. Can we can we go back to

(42:58):
swoop the perm swoop the return tothat. I just don't understand that a
little bit better. Okay, okay, okay, run your fingers his hair,
Run your fingers through his hair,Skittles, you should perm your beard?

(43:24):
Is it possible? Is that possible? It's just curls. We'll find
out. I mean, he's gotmore interested to see if that is actually
possible to get a beard like youjust got a little like like like a
little squirt like curly cue like likepasta and your fucking chin. How many

(43:45):
bottles did you drink? Tyler?I'm behind he stands with Tyler Tyler drinking
wine. Yeah, I'm drinking herlow apparently you're not drinking a lot.
Merla this Sutter home. H yeah, I have I have an on site

(44:12):
location. The only rules is Tylerhas to come dressed up as a bounty
hunter, like Dog the bounty Hunter, or just a bounty hunter. However
you want to dude, whatever makesyou happen. If those are your options,
it's obvious which one is. Obviously, Dog the bunt Hunter. I
mean, if you got if yougot any chest, I mean I'd rather

(44:35):
dresses bath. But still we havedome light. Oh yeah, I am
home. Weird nine from three hours. The guess, is it a gas

(44:55):
station this time? No, it'sit's my point. Last time I thought
it was the gas station. Itwas as I thought you were at home,
fellas. We we did it.We we're nine minutes, eight minutes
from three hours. We I needyou, I need you. I need
you to add this down to twentyminutes for me. Shut up skills.

(45:22):
We got him home. He madeit. We did this. We did
this. Yeah, seriously, everybodyseason three, Season three, I'm sorry,

(45:42):
we did it. Oh yeah,brother, So that everybody take care
of each other. And when yougot friends like these, life is good.
So it's true. Enjoy life,man, be good, fucking wait
for the shorts. Thank you guys, everybody, Dylan Foreman, Skittles,

(46:08):
Scott, Dylan, Jake, thankyou so much for coming and celebrating our
season three finale with us. Thisfucky, crazy ass show's fucking amazing.
Man, I'm a little fucked up. You all of a sudden had that
in your hand a little I'm alittle there, so I appreciate its awesome.

(46:35):
Man, what a fucking night youreactionally, it was a power I
had, like the base like hitsyou when you listening to this later.

(47:00):
It either that or the check enginelight just came on. So yeah,
all right, you'all take care ofeach other out there, all right where
all each other has see you onseason four? Holy Ship season four.

(47:21):
Hey, we and you gotta lookat this, Denny. We're just gotta
comments before we get off here.Oh hey, look at that, oh
Ship. That's fucking awesome. Firsttime I caught you all. Love.
By the way, what is whatis your band name? And where do
you play? Where do we play? We play at Josh's house right now.

(47:49):
You got place? The band iscalled Rector. Address will be in
the chat eventually. You. Here'ssome music. I mean, I know
we've been waiting like months for forsome music that was supposed to be released.
I don't know what's going on withthat. We've been talking about that
for a few days now, likewhat the hell happened? But uh yeah,
you'll see some more of that ship, hopefully see four. You see

(48:10):
a lot of that ship. Youwant to tell you about my buddy from
work who was learning your one songthat we already have a rough cut of
which one uh seven, it's myfavorite one. Yeah, yeah, So
I sent it to a buddy fromwork and he enjoyed it so much that
he spent a week in learning howto play it. That's cool here,

(48:34):
just as long as he doesn't playit better than us, man, Just
you know, if if he evershows us like mess up a little bit,
you know, yeah, one twainthat shouldn't be like I had a
little uh I got a little ballpowdering on that one because he couldn't figure
out the solo. Yeah, thatwas his one struggle. Awesome, he

(48:58):
said, I can't get my handsa movie stole from wolves Beard one more
time, go Jira stole from wolvesBeard and I'm boycotting that. Yeah,
I don't know if you know this, Dylan, Me and Dylan, we're
Dylan's right there. I'm sorry,this is backwards. It's weird for me.

(49:21):
We were in Wolvesbeard for years andTyler is he's never relented on this.
He thinks that Goajira stole a rifffrom Chaos to Sins. It's which
Guzira song? Is this? Saywhat riff born from one thing? Yeah?
All right, I'm gonna listen tothat as soon as we're done with

(49:42):
this. Where did you come upwith it? When did you come up
with it? Fucking like one hundredyears ago? But I don't know,
I don't know. It feels like, yeah, they're similar scaling going on.
But hey, as long as thisone note off, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, I wasna sa just thatZeppelin. They know he's never relented
on it. But I'm like,well, they obviously are doing it really

(50:07):
good. Just saying they're fucking awesome. Anyway. Season season three is ending.
Good night everybody, okay, bye, good night