S412- Would we survive?

Would we survive the worst case scenario? 

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Episode Transcript

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All right, hey everybody, Uh, check out the Dread Excitabus, the
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other and we'll see you. Then. I would be like, okay,

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maybe the eclipse was maybe maybe Ican for I forgive it. Yeah,
holy shit, I forgot that wewere even talking about the eclipse. That's
how we got to this. Ijust say that those are the only things

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I actually saw for this, Likeconspiracy theory. I know there's probably some
people out there that have their own, but like, conspiracy wise, what
would you guys think could happen?I'm thinking more finally, the subterranean reptile
people that controlled this world were givingthe day to come out and suck our

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blood and then go back like itwas their day of It was their day
of feast. By the time thereptile people actually show up, nobody's gonna
actually care anymore. The reptile peopleare gonna come out like yeah, yeah,
I mean yeah yeah, to rulethe world, and we're gonna be
like, man, you guys shouldhave came back in like twenty twelve,

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like we're so over over this.I mean, yeah, that's that's that's
a fair assessment because look what happenedwhen like all the stuff started releasing.
It was like there's a possibility thataliens really exist, and everybody was like,
huh, look at this TikTok dance. Yeah, you know, yeah,

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we're obviously not ready for all thatas Yeah we are. Yeah,
we are like so desensitized. Likeit's not that we're not ready for it,
it's it's we just don't fucking care. No, It's it's like what
I always say, if something likebig like that happens, like in the
sense of it, but I alwayslike say, do I have to go

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to work tomorrow? Right? IfI have to like that, that's how
I I I grade the situation.So if I have to go to work
tomorrow, it's not that important.It's really not that big of a deal.
I mean, do I still needmoney? Yeah? Do I need
money. I was trying to findpictures of I hope somebody made a picture

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of Hell coking and Jesus, butthey're not they're not great. I mean,
we have a resident artist. Yeah, that's true, not not artists
artists formerly known as Tyler. Weget a word SPI. I think we

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should do that live one live onelive on the show here is make Hulk
Cog and Jesus. That could belike our you know, like the thumbs
up Jesus from all the Yeah,uh, I think you were talking about
the Buddy Jesus from Dog Buddy JesusJesus. Yeah. Yeah, we could

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hear the hull coking Jesus. Like, I don't know, I think that
it's it's definitely a testament of ourof our attention spans that the government's like

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and man, look there's a there'sjust there's a pretty good chance that we're
being visited by another intelligence and wedon't we don't really understand, we don't
really get it. We don't wedon't know what it is yet, and
we're like, oh, god,dude. So that's when hal Cogan comes
into the wrestling ring and he slidesunder the ropes and he punches Jesus or

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punches Satan in the face because heis Jesus, and he like, doesn't
you know, I have no Andit's like that whole thing where the aliens
were here is just out the window. At that point, we're tiktoking,
we're youtubing, and we're doing andyou're even you're even watching this right now.
What are you doing? There's aliens? I mean, yeah, there

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could be aliens outside. No,I mean, if the aliens we're gonna
make a make an appearance, theeclipse would have been pretty cool. Yeah,
that would have been a great wellfor you guys. I was driving,
so I wouldn't have even seen it. Yeah, I was heading.

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It would have added a lot moreto your traffic time too. Yeah.
Well I was headed east too,so like it would have been like above
them behind me. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, it's a it
would have been any missed opportunity,missed opportunity. I wonder if anything's gone
on, like if they've made anyyou know, progress on that whole thing,

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you know, the aliens and spaceshipsand disclosures and stuff. I haven't
heard anything. I don't know,I haven't heard anything at all, Like
all of it's been kind of justdead. Yeah, I mean everything that
we know is that some kind ofadvanced propulsion. Don't really know the origin,

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uh multiple multiple like professionals and militarycareer people have seen it. Uh,
nobody knows what it is. Thatdoesn't bode well, right if I'm
being honest, Like if you ifyou take every single every single sighting and

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you and you line them all up, and you you take what they have
in common, and the only thingthey really have in common is that there's
no actual way for us to fuckingcatch one. You know, you get
you send these like billion dollars fuckingfighter jets out there to like get close
to it, and it just playswith them. That doesn't vode very well

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at all for us. Oh mygod, Amen, Amen, brother,
that is fucking fantastic. Yea,I love it. Yeah, it's awesome.

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Yeah, they play with us,They play with the airplanes, they
show up in the nuclear facilities,do what they want, leave, shut
stuff off. It doesn't pode verywell to me. To me, it's
like a bunch of warning signs.Like it's like saying, like, look
how cute they are they think theycan actually do something right. This will

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get them real rouled up. It'sit seems to me like the same uh,
the same principle of a of anant farm. You're like, hey,
watch this I'm gonna drop this thisant that I found outside into the
ant farm. Watch what happens,get them all rolled up. Yeah,
Or I'm gonna put this on theapp. I'm gonna put two ant farms

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up next to each other. Watchthem get all pissed. Yeah. They
can never catch me, they cannever get out, they can never do
anything to me. They're just dance. You know. It gives me that
feeling like, what was it?What do they call it? The there's

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a theory. There's so many theories. I lose track of it, but
it's that it's basically like a kidwith a with an ant farm, like
the zoo is at the zoo theory. I can't remember. That sounds right,
Yeah, that sounds that sounds accurate. Yeah, the zoo hypothesis,

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that's what. Yeah. Yeah.It says if you're asking yourself why scientists
have failed to find extraterrestrials, youcan be sure that at least one of
them will offer. Oh, youcan be sure that at least one scientist
can will offer the following answer,humans are not worthy. Yeah, it

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says here a plausible one, oneplausible explanation for the lack of alien content
is that we're not here to talkto We're here to observe the same reason
that you don't talk to your fishand your fish tank, which I find
a little weird because I used tohave this big goldfish that I talk to
you all the time. It's prettycool. They're good listeners. They are.

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Yeah, he would always swim aroundlike and I would like stick little
pellets in his mouth, like gobuddy, you could like pet him on
a little face you like he was. He was a feeder fish, you
know, like you feed and feedhim and stuff, and he like grew

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to be like that big. Thatwas pretty well. I think they grossly
underestimate how much people talk to theiranimals. Yeah, if what if an
alien just appeared to you and itjust started like I I and he's like,
I don't know, you miss her. You can do any of them

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like real little so it's like reachingup but it's a little weird hand and
it's like it's okay, human,It's okay human. It's kind of like
when we put horses hold on anapple, it holds up a cheeseburger.

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No, pull them up. Iknow. I mean, I'm not above
it. I love cheeseburgers. He'slike pet me, like I always grease
and mustard all over my face.I love it. Maybe this is so
bad? Can I have another cheeseburgwhere he like shows up with like delicious

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tacos, Like I love tacos.Damn Scott, damn alien keeps showing up
and trying to pet my face,due, but he brings really good fucking
tacos. Might let him do it. We're like the three candidates to never

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be visited by aliens, right,I feel like I feel like we are
the candidates just because we have apodcast about weird and unexplained stuff, because
they always go for people that arethat seemed not believable, you know what
I'm saying. He's got a goodpoint there. Yeah, Like because now

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people like if they were like monitoringus, they were like, Okay,
if anybody if they said that theywere visited by aliens tonight and they go
on their podcast, people will thinkit was fake because they have a podcast.
They have three single fasquatch show outthere. Yeah. Right, we

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talked about this a while, bagdid we have. We're like, dude,
what good luck all these guys have? Right? And it's like every
single sasquatch that owns property, Yeah, that has had an encounter on their
property. That's interesting and it's fuckingweird, right, it is interesting.

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Like, what are the odds?That's good luck? Is what that is?
Yeah, that's good luck. Sasquattionnever brings any tacos. No,
I think that's sounding it. Youprobably eat them before he gets to you.
That would make sense. I can'tbe really blame him, though.
Man, the's tacos, you know, Yeah, it's fucking tacos. As

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long as they're good tacos. Imean, if you had a lot that
he could have shared, I'd belike, bro. Like you guys were
wondering why we get off topics soeasily, it's because we're out here asking
the questions that need to be asked. Yeah, taco the sasquatch eating talk,
Well, let me ask you aquestion, ty. Do you like
tacos? I love tacos? Arethey worthy of your time? Yeah?

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Boom, just like that, you'reon board the Taco Files. That would
have actually been a good name.We should change the name of the show
to the Taco Files immediately, TheTaco Files. Could you imagine the attention
that you would get from that one. Welcome to the Taco files. I

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have a lot to say about thatstuff too. There might have some opinions
on that subject on taco tacos,Yeah, specifically restaurants that are not using
the right tortoos anymore. Yeah.I am so heated about that ship.
He was telling us about this yesterday. Yeah, yeah, hey man,

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you know, let it out.It's that's like the feeling if you own
a Mexican restaurant, buy your tortillasfrom the Mexican store, not Walmart,
please, brother. That's what hewas alike when he like was that the

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restaurant was like, ah, Iwas so mad as soon as I unwrapped
that foil because I ordered fahitas andI saw that thick ass tortilla, I
immediately knew these are Walmart tortillas.I was so mad. I'm still I'm
still mad about it. Yeah,it's one less Mexican restaurant I can go

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to, you know what I mean, Like it was dropping on by the
Castle, Yes, okay, yeah, that used to be awesome. That
was the best one around, youknow. Yeah, those nice guys there
too. I delivered to them alot. Yeah. Well, and it's
just like everybody else. Inflation's hittingthem. They can't afford to shop here.

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So they're doing exactly like the one, the other one that you were
talking about. They buy all theirstuff next door at Walmart. Yeah.
Nothing in that place doesn't come fromWalmart. The drinks, the food,
the meat, the cheese, allof it straight out of Walmart. Yeah.
I what can you do, man, They make it. They make

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shit too expensive for everybody, youknow, Yeah, I mean it like
you say, inflation prices are upon everything. It's like, yeah,
they've got to make money in thelife out of everybody. Yeah, and
they've got to make money on ittoo. And in order to make money
on it, they either have tocharge so much that nobody would buy it,
or they have to buy from cheapersources. So yeah, I guess

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from here on out, I'm justgoing to be going to the Mexican store
and buying my own ingredients, honestly, best best policy. Yeah, wanted
to ask is before we can continueon with the taco thing. We were
talking about aliens and like all thestuff that they do to like like they're

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mischieft, they're Shenanigans, if youwill rest scallions, like you were saying,
like like they're like oh somewhere likelike oh, they really think that
they could do and like do somethingto us if there was an alien invasion.
Do you think that we could holdout? Mmmmm you yeah, I

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know that. That's what I'm sayingis like, personally, do you feel
like if there was a chance,do you feel like we could hold out?
Uh? Possibly maybe figure out aweakness? I doubt it. If
you want the most realistic alien invasionscenario, you need to get on Netflix
and watch that show U The ThreeBody Problem, Okay, and that will

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give you, like probably the mostrealistic outlook for humans I've been able to
see because it basically deals with relativityand time. Yeah. Okay, so
we know that the universe is prettygoddamn big at this point in the in

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the in history, we were prettyconfident that it's not just a blanket with
holes poked in it, right,Okay. So here this thought really got
me is that this far into humanhistory, which ain't that far in if
you think about it, there couldbe someone already in transit to invade us.

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I mean the law of probability,you know, Yeah, there's there's
gotta be there has to be bea percentage chance that that's true. Yeah,
So in that show I was watching, they basically figured it out that
within four hundred years the fleet ofthe invaders will arrive. And it's not

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because it's taken them for it.Well, I mean it is, but
it's relativity is it's got them outthat far, but they are on their
way to invade Earth, right,So it basically gives this sex scenario of
like, okay, so you havefour hundred years to advance your technology far
enough in hopes that you're going toput up a fight, But we don't

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know where the four hundred years started, Like, if it's a scenario,
we don't know when that started.So oh yeah, this could have been
for you know, two hundred yearsago. Are we far enough If they're
making that kind of a distance tous, they might be still significantly farther

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ahead, And we have to wonderare they advancing their technology on the way
hmmm, Like how often does ouryou know, how often does our our
navy, our entire navy take theirtake all their ships and go somewhere,
and on the way there they inventa better way to do it right,

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So we don't know if they're advancingtechnology on their way or if they're already
so far ahead that it doesn't matter. And if if they're that confident to
travel that far to get here tofuck us up, then yeah, we're
probably screwed. Yeah, that's Idon't know. I think the the beginning
scene of the Terminator movie is probablymore likely what we're gonna see, the

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walking around, stepping on our bonesand shit. Yeah, yeah, I
think that if they can get toit, they have the technology to not
have to fight the around about Okay, I'm just I'm just saying, like
that depict that the future, therewas a lot of bodies just like just
dead bodies scattered all over the likejust every inch of the surface there was

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a dead body there. Because didyou see how many skulls that think ran
over It's like, what the hell, like was there like fifty trillion people
on this planet that like just diedlike because of the AI And what you
were seeing in that scene is wasn'tthem wiping out humanity. It was like

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it was after the fact, thethem hunting down resistance fighters. Yeah,
it's like, yeah, dude,like they just like vaporized like all these
people, or they killed them solong ago that they basically were just piles
of bones by that, right.But yeah, that the problem in regards
to an alien invasion is that wehave no game plan. It's easy.

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I can't say it's easy, butsubjectively, it would be easier to fight
an enemy here on Earth because youbasically start off with, well, we're
humans and they're humans. What wouldwe do if we were them? Right,
and we go from there, Hey, bullets hurt them because it hurts
us. Yeah, maybe we'll sendmore bullets their way before they get us

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there. Yeah, Jeff, Jeff, way to go. Yeah, But
dealing with an extraterrestrial invasion, youdon't You don't get that luxury, you
don't get the intelligence. But Iget that part. But there has to
be home feel advantage type of thinghere too. If they if we're experiencing

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what we have, shouldn't they experiencesimilar effects, like this is a new
world if it's not like their world. Saying that comes down to species longevity
then because if we say, ifwe say, in example, say like
well humans have been walking up rightand being social and building cities and stuff

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for like let's just say ten thousandyears, okay, and we're like,
you know, in that time,we've developed immune systems, We've developed all
kinds of immunities to diseases that wehumans give each other, right, Okay,
So now we have to hope thatthe aliens aren't older than us,

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because if they're older than us,they're going to have a lot more diseases
that they're bringing with them unknowingly that'sgoing to end up doing the job before
they ever have to. Yeah,and if they're if they're older than us
in that regard, more than likelyour diseases aren't going to be enough to

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do much to them because their immunesystems will be like it'll be like Hall
Cooke and Jesus, you know whatI mean, like fighting like like us.
I'm just saying it's like there's there'sthe you know, like well world,
the world of the worlds that itended up being like our our bacteria

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and stuff that ended up taking themout. That's that's a possibility. But
the immune system is never addressed atall. It's like if this, if
these creatures are millions of years oldand they've been working at this, you
know, you can only imagine thatthis wouldn't be the first planet that they
did this too. Yeah, we'renot going to show up in force without

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some practice, right, Like we'regonna be like, look at the sun.
Right. I feel I feel like, you know, like it would

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definitely be more akin to Terminator thebeginning scenes or the beginning scenes of War
Worlds. Yeah, as far asan invasion, if it did happen,
I don't think it's going to behand to hand combat, little little green
men type thing. But again,if they can get here, they've got
the technology to not have to fighttheir own battles. Yeah, let's not

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be kind of dumb too. Ifthey if they come out of their ship
and they're like real little yeah,and they're like, take us to your
leader, and we're just like,you know. Another thing is too,
is that's assuming that there Jesus,this is assuming that they that it would

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be a battle, you know,if they needed water or whatever. Tyler's
doing his part, I see that. Yeah, that's another thing. Do
do they need the same right?So, just whatever resource they need if
because presumably that's why they would comehere, why else waste time? Yeah

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with us? You know, wouldthey or even be a battle, or
would they just show up and takewhat the hell they wanted? That that
could be That could be the scenarioright there, if they just show up,
aim all their fucking like super advancedweapons at us and go, hey,
we're gonna be taking some of this. We made you a list,
Just go ahead and feel that,and we're gonna leave. Okay, what

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about this? Okay? It kindof reminded me of what Gibbs was saying.
He's say, if they had thetechnology to get here, they would
have technology to fight their basically fighttheir battles for them. They wouldn't have
to have to do a handic inor actual a firefight, if you will,

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what it happens, Like, thinkabout xenomorphs, like something like that,
they down a yeah, biological weaponof that of some sort like granted,
granted like that, I feel likethat would be even more dangerous in
itself because this type of thing,it doesn't just kill, like kill you,

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and it doesn't take any prisoners,Like the only kind of prisoners that
takes is to make more of it, Yeah, to reproduce. That's about
That's that's the skinny of it.Like, so there's no reasoning with it,
or even if there was a chanceof reasoning with something like uh like
that, even if it's the actualalien, the alien invaders. So I'm

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like, what's the end goal?It's like you like, I I believe
that. I don't. I don'tbelieve they'd show up for no objective reason.
Yeah, there would be something theywant here they show up. Yeah,
and it'd be so much cheaper tojust threaten and get what you want
and leave, then expend all theenergy and resource to take it by force,

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which we'd probably make them take itby forrest, because that's our nature.
Yeah. I just feel like it'dbe a dumb move. Yeah,
you kind of. It would bea quick realization that we're not the big
kids in the in the playground.You know that the big kid on the
playground just showed up and he's gotadvanced technology by thousands of years probably if

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he's showing up here and he's ableto do that, Like what was what
was the one the day the worldstood still? Oh? Yeah, with
the it dropped the big robot.Yeah, that would probably be I think
that could be more along the linesof what would what would actually be It

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just lands and it stares at usand we're like, oh fuck, that's
big. Yeah, and it's tough, and our bullets don't hurt it.
Hopefully they have some demands. Yeah, what if it's something stupid? What

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if like what if the aliens arelike, we are here to take all
of your tacos, supply them andwe will leave. Well, then I
can tell you right now, they'renot coming to our neck of the woods.
No, don't let them take thetacos over our goddamn dead bodies.

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Just give them just give them tacobill, taco bill, and just let
them Chipotle in there. Yeah,it'll be fine. Yeah. I don't
know, man, because I seethat all the time. I see that
the people post you know there.I like to call them their theories.

(28:57):
Yeah right, because I'm lurking.I'm in all the all these groups on
Facebook, so I lurk and Iwatch the I watch what people post and
I like to see it. Andpeople are like, all the aliens are
among us, they're among us rightnow, they're watching, And I'm like
that interesting. Yeah, No,No, we do the same ship every

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day. How invigorating it is foran alien to watch me get up and
go to work and do the samefucking thing every goddamn day, like its
Groundhog Day. I break the samecoffee, I drive the same road,
I pack the same lunch every day. Yeah. Wow, you know,

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if the alien's watching me, thenI would have to offer, uh,
you know, perhaps take up anew TV show or book. I like
reading books. They're exciting sometimes youfind in a good book. Audiobooks are
are are really particularly a favorite ofmine? Yeah? Anything, but watch

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me do the same thing day inand day out, like a goddamn automaton,
you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm still I still see it.
I think I think that's the thingthat we as people tend to forget,
is that we are not that important, nor are we that interesting.

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If if anybody was to invade here, they're coming from resources, Yeah,
what do you think they take?Like, what do you think they want?
Like, realistically, if they showedup, I'm not sure. What
what do you do? We know? What's uh common on Earth? That's
not really common out in the Solarsystem? Water? Yeah? Water,

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I mean fine water out there,but it seems to be a lot more
you know, a lot more workinvolved to get it. Yeah. Yeah,
maybe maybe it's Yeah, maybe it'sjust water. Mm hmmm, fuck,
who knows. Yeah, there couldbe something silly, you know,

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like fucking I don't know nitrogen.You know. They could be like,
man, we've been looking everywhere fornitrogen. You guys have it in your
air. Yeah, in that case, like why would they show up a
whole you know, dicky about it? What if they just what if they
showed up tomorrow and they were like, hey, look guys, we