S413 - Are we half alien?

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All right, hey everybody, Uh, check out the dread Excidabus, the
new podcast we got going on.It's scripted fiction. It's really fun.
I've been working hard on that onetoo, And we will see you soon
on the next episode of the KentuckyX Files. So take care of each
other and we'll see you. Shutafall this way back on our planet,

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we ran out of nitrogen. Doyou guys mind if we take some,
you know, like we would justgive them tired discounters at that point.
Yeah, if they try to sellus this stupid nitrogen and play the tire
with the green valve cap, thatdid nothing snake oil, So just take
all of tire discounters, you know. Yeah. I'm just saying, like,

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people don't ever entertain the idea thatthe alien invasion might be a friendly
thing. It might be a friendlyneighborhood. Stop in, like, hey,
can we get can we get likea cup of sugar? Yeah,
come on in. Yeah, I'llput some burgers on. We'll just putting
that much Christmas tree. Yeah,come on in, dude, why it's

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this earthly naked? Holy shit,I am naked, Come on it.
I'm just saying, like we dowe definitely always assume that they're coming in
uh in force, and for foryou know, ill reason, right,
and I think that there's we gotto entertain the possibility it motherfuckers could just

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have a flat. I mean,you could just need to use the phone.
Makes sense. You know, whatif that was it? What if
they showed up like, hey,look our ship's busted up, man,
can we like make a call toget a pick up. That's we didn't
even mean the land here, butyou guys were the closest one you had
decent air. We heard the tacosmight be okay, you know, we

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wanted to catch a wrestling event andthen you know, maybe maybe just head
out. You know, we're youknow, we're we're cool, like we're
not you know. In that case, I feel like we should be like,
you know what, bro, comeon in, man, We'll get
pay per view and I'll order yousome fucking tacos. No. I mean

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they're like little I guess you know, so they're like yeah, and then
he continued, then he tries tolike touch your face because you're you're human
and you're weird, and you're likeokay, okay. Boundaries, Yeah,
we do not know boundaries on ourplanet starts picking your nose, you sneeze,

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and your germs get into him.He dies because his immune system is
like not ready for that starts aninterstellar war. Oh now, like,
did I just kill the first Extraterrestriel? Yeah, like the other ones that

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were with him, he was ourking. Fuck I killed the one,
the one. Why the could sendhim here? God damn it? Yeah,
so yeah, I thought of afunny scenario too, is what if
what if aliens came and we startedto commune with them and we're like,

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hey, you know what, thesedudes are actually all right, you know,
like this is cool. Like therewe thought you guys were gonna be
dicks, but he turned out tobe Okay, you know, we're exchanging.
We're giving you tacos, right,you know what I mean? And
then what if they were like,what's up with these bigfoot things? What

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what if they sprung that they actuallyhave clear pictures? No, they pull
one aside like this this thing they'rereally it's that blurry? Yeah the fuck
No, No, that would befunny. He is blurry even they have
blurry pictures of him. No,no, no, he's they pull him

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aside, like they bring him outand he's he's physically blurry. I think
at that point I'd be like,I'm gonna go an insert insert foot and
mouth now, and yeah, maybethat's his camouflage. He's like, mister

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says squash squash. That's French saysquash squash. That's that's the Sasquatch of
brands. This is Pierre. I'mjust saying, like, what if they

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showed up and they were like,oh, yeah, you guys have big
foots and we're like, what thefuck are you talking about? And then
he like breaking drags in a shruband he's like and dog men. We're
like, wait a minute, that'sa shrub. We can't see the dog
man bro It just looks like aplant. I noticed that seems like that

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topic died down quite a bit.Yeah, I don't know if you guys
have noticed. I like to watchthis ship. I think it's funny as
fuck that that the dog the dogstuff is kind of like it just fades
away for a while. Every nowand again, somebody will come up with
a good story and they'll put itout and it'll it'll surge again. But
yeah, yeah, I since we'reon the topic of aliens, though I

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wanted to ask this question too.Another person was like it was because of
the I don't. I don't thinkit was because of the eclipse. But
somebody was talking to this guy andhe was saying, like, actually,
in like I guess text or something. I don't know what he was like
what he read, but he believesthat we are part alien humans are party

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that we that we were, likeour basic building block of US is alien.
And then it uses what is aroundlike here to finish it, like
basically, they've fucking Jurassic parked us. Uh. Okay, this is gonna

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be this is gonna sound like it'sreally far out there, but I promise
you that it's not. It's calledpants permia. Okay, Okay, You're
gonna have to explain this because I'mjust thinking of pans, like actual cooking
pants. Yeah, pants permia thatThe pans permia hypothesis states that all of
life is spread over the universe andit inadvertently passes from place to pace,

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from place to place. It's likeimagine bacteria in lick in in water that's
frozen in the center of an asteroidthat hits the Earth. Okay, if
the circumstances are right, that bacteriamay survive. It's a needle in a

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haystack, but it may survive.So the way that they want to they
will try to prove pantspermia is ifwe find bacterial life on one of the
other planets like Mars or the Moon. If they find bacteria there, even

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if it's fossilized bacteria, it willessentially prove pants permia because entire oceans were
brought here inside of asteroids, noton purpose, but they were just there.
We didn't we didn't start with allthis water, you know what I

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mean, We didn't grow water.I mean, the the like hydro what
is it, hydro soul reaction tomake water is like not something that just
happens out in the universe, right, It's not a very common thing.
Uh. So we didn't just havenatural reactions on Earth creating a bunch of

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water. It was it came herefrom elsewhere, right. So their idea
is that perhaps the bacteria that startedlife on Earth also came from elsewhere,
And if you really think about it, it's actually not that far out of
a theory because things, you know, there's there's a dude, there's what

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do they call the Remember the littlespace bears that were like tiny, little
fucking ah the microscopic Yeah yeah,oh, they can survive in the vacuum
of space without any issue. Yeahthe what the hell are those called?

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It looks it just reminds me oflike a It looks like a pig,
looks like a pig, like ababy pit. Yeah yeah, kind of
like a one. It has likelittle like suction cup for a mouth.
Yeah yeah, I'll shay you guys, I gotta yeah here it is.
Yeah yeah, a little little spacebear. Yeah yeah. Microbial life on

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Earth could have traveled here from Marsor even from another star system and then
evolves into a plethora of species scenetoday in s in essence, we may
all be Martians. Yeah. Thatpans PERMEA concept was discussed among scientists in
the seventeen hundreds, again in theeighteen hundreds, and then notably when Sir
Fed Hoyle and Sandra that word popularizedit thirty years ago. Mainstream scientists often

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dismissed the hypothesis, however, eveninto the nineties. But now now that
we know that this little guy Ican survive in space without any issue,
we know that uh pants permia actuallyhas a lot more a lot more steam
than it ever did, and actuallyit could have. It could end up

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being the theory of of however alllife started. I feel I like,
I'm I don't know, I mean, I like, I'm kind of indifferent
on it. But don't you feellike that would give a lot of people.
I don't think I don't feel likea lot of people will jump on

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that, because then that means thiswas all an accident. This really did
not. I don't know, You'reprobably right on their like reaction. I
think, yeah, because you're sayingthat this like because that like that a
circumstances that happened to have and likeunless like something I had to push it

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that way, unless or physically dosomething to create that, maybe not do
it fit like maybe not conjure itup as it like as like we keep
making it as more of like amagic or a spiritual kind of thing,
but just kind of get it intothat direction. But the way it's making

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it like sounding is that, yeah, this stuff is out there that it
could happen, but it just hasto have the rights. How hold on?
How did uh hold on? Howdid ah? Yeah, Josh always
said it right, they're not takingan inn taco. You know, they

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have all the ingredients. You haveto have the show meat to let us.
Everything has to be there ready togo, and files tell you if
we ever need another new name forthe show. I think that that's it.
Yeah, I think though that you'reright. I think a lot of
people would react badly to it,But I can't help but to be kind

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of proud of it, Like ifit ends up being true, you know,
that's on some distant world somewhere,maybe an asteroid hit and it blasted
the oceans into the into the intospace, and they froze and became these
giant asteroids and collected dust along theway, which could have created a you

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know, like a shell, youknow what I mean, something that protects
them. And you got these frozenoceans with these little microbes like that one
in there, and eventually it crashedland on a planet, and that planet
just got introduced to liquid water forthe first time, and that changed the
atmosphere. You know. You couldalso think that whatever planet that life came

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from before probably was a lot differentthan our planet. That things had to
evolve to live here. And wejust look at it like well, this
is the this is the optimal placefor life to evolve. Of course we
think that, Yeah, it couldhave been so much different somewhere else,

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like they the beings from that placecould have could be like, God,
your planet's fucking cold, dude,your planet sucks. Our planet's four hundred
degrees bro, And we're like,dude, that that's fucking way too hot.
We'd melt, Yeah, because yousuck, you know what I mean.
These aliens are dicks. Yeah,I'm not giving that guy any tacosa.

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My taco. Pants Permia would saythat if we find a microscopic life
on another planet, or even theevidence that it used to be there,
all we have to do is lookat it's DNA. If it's DNA is
anywhere similar to ours, then thatproves pans permia. And it sucks because

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I know there's a lot there's alot of folks in the scientific community that
hate that because it's it's pretty deadnuts. Like it's if the DNA.
If we go out to Pluto andfind microscopic DNA and we look at that
DNA and it has one line ofDNA that matches ours, then we know

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that pants permea is real because forus, DNA is the building blocks of
all life here on Earth right right, there's no arguing evidence to say that
DNA doesn't work the same way elsewhere, there's nothing. There's there's no uh
what do you call it, logicalway for DNA to work another way,

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because if you rearrange DNA, shitfalls apart. Yeah. So if we
find DNA, like I said,even remotely close on the other side of
the galaxy, then we know fora fact, without a doubt that panspermia
is real. It's probably the progenitiveforce that created life. I think.

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Just exciting. Yeah, so Iknow this my like, as I was
thinking about it, Uh, itwas kind of not that I don't know,
hold on, I'm just going tosay it. You said that it
might like we might have came fromlike Mars or something like that. It
like kind of started like started it. But I keep thinking, is like

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when you say, like we mighthave came from Mars, Like, are
you saying that just the bacteria camefrom Mars or there was once a civilization
like or like said like it doesn'tyeah, not saying that it was on
Mars or like, but like whereverit came from uh, like it had
a civilization, it died off,and shit go awry. Mars is the

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same age as Earth, give ortake. So how long does it take
for all evidence of humans to disintegrateinto sand? That's what I was just
saying, Like, that's why Iwas trying to get at it. How
long does it take to for signsof life like, because I guarantee that

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our I wouldn't say the tall buildingsor any of that, but majority of
structures would stay together for quite sometime. Even even in rubble though,
like just sitting there like probably collapsedinto on themselves. You'll still see signs
of like that because ship You cansee that to this day on certain like

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old like monuments and shit like that. That yeah, uh of us,
but now we take care of those. But you get what I'm saying.
Yeah, Uh, there's a Thereis a bacteria. If it's found here
on Earth, it's a microbe,right. Uh. You guys are gonna

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love this. You two especially willlove this. It's pronounced Dinococcus radied radio
durance. Right. In the scientificcommunity, it is known as conan the
bacterium bacteria. It is a bunchof dweebs. They consider it Earth's toughest

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microbe and it can absolutely go dormantand survive on Mars. It's fucking beautiful.
Right. What I'm saying is ifaliens show up and they look similar
to us, don't be shocked,right, because so our depictions of aliens

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are kind of not off. Well, they're similar enough if you think about
it, But like everybody makes thatassumption that we only made them in that
image because we basically just we madethem in our own image, but with
slightly different aspects of it, becausethat's all we know. Like, yeah,
eventually people went down the road ofmaking aliens and movies that have tentacles

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and shit like that. But inour own evolution, we had to stand
up and look around to be alertedof danger, right, Yeah, we
had to see above the grass.The only thing customizable about an intelligent species
is the sensory organs. So ifthey were on a planet that had a

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a red giant star instead of alittle yellow sun like our, the light's
going to be dimmer. They maybe able to see better at night.
They may have larger eyes, youknow. Okay, if let's say for
some reason that they have a noisystar, a star that produces crazy uh

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frequencies that obstruct hearing. They mightnot rely on hearing whatsoever. They might
rely on vibration. Then you know, in the bodies they might be different.
You know. The large black eyesof the little gray aliens is like
the most believable thing that I've I'veever seen as far as the depictions.

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Yeah, they might even do thingslike sharks do where they have that sensory
land and yeah, all electromagnetic theycould. Yeah, like I said,
the only thing customer customizable would bethe sensory organs to be how does he
communicate, how does he understand thesurround the environment around him? How does
he interact with that? You knowthat whatever. So if we had a

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little gray alien here and we testedtheir DNA and we found similarities in ours,
then we would know right then andthere that well, albeit how far
away we're related, you know,right, it's amazing because to me,
that's exciting as fuck. Like Iunderstand where people would be like, well

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that's fucked up, you know,like they would say it would go against
a creative force of God, youknow, and all this I disagree.
I absolutely disagree with that because thebattle between science and religion is to me
two different, two different approaches towardsthe same goal to understand life, right,
you know. One is is assdown you know, from generation to

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generation and stories and faith, andthat's I'm okay with it. The other
is where faith isn't enough. Wehave to know, We have to understand
how it works, we have toknow all the details of it. You
know, what if in the end, we found a great life form somewhere
in the center of the universe,in the center of the universe, and

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it was born in the Big Bang, and it's DNA is what carries all
of us, you know, andthen you would have the same You would
have the end of the goal forboth sides. You would have a scientific
explanation to all life throughout the universe, and you would have a creator.

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That's a perfect world in my opinion, that's a perfect scenario because you have
a creator, you have a creativeforce that gave life to everything, and
you have the source of all DNA, and that's fucking awesome. The possibility
of that is pretty decent, youknow. But there's also the possibility of

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a not so happy ending. Andyou know, we might we might find
that the DNA progenitors, whoever sentit, or whoever inadvertently sent it not
meaning to, could be long gone. M hmm. This could be the
end of a universe for all weknow. We just don't know, you
know, is the universe slowing down? You know? What happens when it

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stops completely? What happens when itstops expanding? That's the ultimate end of
the story. There's no after.Does it do a big reversal? You
know, like we just don't knowyet. So yeah, these microbes could
come from everywhere, and if theydo, you could only imagine if there's

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other microbes out there that have alsospread. You know, what do they
look like? What are the whatkind of shit do they? I don't
know, man, It's it's mindblowing, like an infinite, infinite possible
outcome to the question. You know. I just think if you if aliens
land and they come off their shipand they look similar to us, it

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shouldn't be a big shock, right, Yeah, it should be like a
oh okay, because you know whatI mean, like, hey, cousins,
nice ship, you know, couldyou teach us that? You know?
I don't know. I just thinkit's it's fucking neat, man.
I love everything about pants for me, I think is fascinating. It's it's

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because it's like science backed. Youknow, it seems like this huge fantasy
scenario, but it's actually more likelythan any other, you know, I
mean, because my groups don't justpop out of thin air. They grow
and evolve over time. So isn'tthey're like theories that is it octopus or

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the squid that they're not of thisearth? That the same scenario? There
is, there's a they do.They do share DNA though, like they
there is DNA that they share withus. It's just seems to be like
they evolved differently than us, right, So it's it's weird because everything else

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on Earth kind of evolved a certainway, and then you have these certain
like cuddlefish that are like able todefy all of these things in nature while
being pretty intelligent. You know,an octopus is up in primate level intelligence.
Yeah, you know, it's like, yeah, there are only a
couple degrees off from becoming something likeus. Yeah, that'd be yeah,

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because didn't they was it the theygave a bottle with a fish in it
to an octopus? Yeah, itjust took it a second or two.
It took the cap off and likefish the yeah, basically grab the fish

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out of the bottle. Yeah,it's like it just it just it feels
around it like it made like itmade assumption, like how am I supposed
to get into this? Yeah?Remember we can tell you guys about the
octopus that kept sneaking through the theevent like the filter system at the the
aquarium and murdering sharks. Yeah,no, I remember that it escaped up

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into the filter system. It waitedtill nighttime, till nobody was around.
Okay, yeah, I mean,dude, of like what it would sneak
up through the filters and it wouldget into the shark tank and then it
would grab sharks, turn them upsidedown and then eat them, and then
it would return to its own tankbefore morning. So they've noticed that the

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sharks were disappearing, that they hadless and less sharks, and that's how
they figured it out. They putcameras into to basically monitor, and they
figured out that the octopus was escapingand murdering and then coming back. And
you know, like I'm back neverdid what That's scary. I was going

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to be on the case. Yeah, I'm gonna make some phone calls.
I wonder if that's the octopus theybased on Ed O'Neill's character and finding Dory.
I don't know. I don't know, but let's see here, let's

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try to find it. Yeah,the octopus that was killing sharks at the
aquarium, it was a giant.It was a giant octop Pacific octopus.
Yeah, it was so crazy.I kind of want to see what one

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of these things look like, saidthe octopus. This was at the Monterey
Monterey Bay Aquarium. Yeah. Uh, the little sharks at the petting zoo
were and tanks were going missing atnight, and they could figure it out.
So they finally set up cameras andthey saw that the giant Pacific octopus

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was waiting until everyone left, openingup its tank and basically sneaking out and
uh, grabbing these sharks and eatingthem. Holy crap, Have you seen
how big a giant Pacific octopuses?Nah, they're like the of us or

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bigger. Let's see. H Oh, that's massive. Yeah, that's crazy.

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Yeah, I'm just like envisioning anoctopus, you know. Yeah,
I'm not. I didn't realize theywere that damn big dude. That's crazy.
I want to try to share thispicture if I can hear. H

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Uh where's that here? Ever?They Yeah, look at the size of
this thing. Yeah, yeah,that's a big old sum guy. Is
that the Is that the one?I don't think that's the one. Uh.
I wonder if I can I wonderif I can find a picture of

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that one octrey bee octopus. I'mjust like now thinking like what would have
happen, like as it was likesneaking out of its tank like somebody like,
oh man, I forgot my crap, I forgot my keys, and
he walks back inside and the octopusis like, okay, one. I'm

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gonna have to give them. I'mgonna have to give them some serious points
for the name they picked for thisoctopus. His name is cute Thulu nice
And here is a picture of cuteThulu, even though I love that they
gave him that name, even thoughhe's a murdering a lad. Yeah,

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so he's a he's a big boyand uh. When questioned about his motives,
que Tulu responded, fuck sharks.I'm just saying, like, look
at him, like displaying his likedisplaying himself, Like all these kids are
fascinated, but they don't know they'restaring at a murderer right now. They

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are. Yeah, he's literally like, you don't know the things that I've
done. Yeah, you don't knowme? Yeah uh yeah. Kotulu patagon
Que two, Luke Photoga cute.Yeah I forgot sorry. Yeah, he's
big. Just to think that atnighttime, he was just speaking out killing

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yards, dude, that's amazing.Yeah, you know, it's a big