S416 - You wont believe what we discovered...

You'll never believe this...

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Episode Transcript

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All right, hey everybody. Uh, check out the dread Ecidabus, the
new podcast we got going on.It's scripted fiction. It's really fun.
I've been working hard on that onetoo, And we will see you soon
on the next episode of the KentuckyX Files. So take care of each
other and we'll see you. Peoplegoing tell me this isn't real. Yeah,

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And I'm like looking at like,that's that's not real. That's fake.
It's totally fake. You can youcan tell that you could see it.
But I feel like in a fewyears from now, it's a few
years from now, it's gonna it'sgonna get crazy. Yeah, just the
ship we do with the Excitibus.I mean I notice and recognize more AI

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voices now than I ever have beforebecause we employed them on the Excitabus.
Yeah, like, what do yousee this cat? Yeah? Okay,
Yeah, So I just thought youhad a ghost in your house. Yeah,
yeah, I should start selling thenarrative of that. You should be

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able there she is that's my ghost, a little orange menace. Uh but
yeah, no, it's I waslike listening to one of these AI ads
that popped up and it was literallya voice that we've used on a story
mm hm, And I was dyinglaughing because I like, what the ship

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man that's you know it was Itwas literally like a prom like a prominent
voice we used like uh it waslike I think it was actually doctor Harold.
It's like the same voice, andI was like, oh my god,
this ship's out of hand, likethis is no I uh know.
When we first started using it,I noticed a lot of the uh.

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There's two main voices that people usefor these uh they do overdubs for like
uh, I know some people likeread stories from people like uh oh I
caught my wife cheating on me,and they have just random gameplay or just
random videos in the background, butthey use that to read the whole thing.

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So crazy. Oh yeah, Irecognize the is that that those are
the stories where it gets all theway to the end and then it cuts
off and you never really get toknow what happened. Well if you uh
sometimes if you click on the thewhatever, I because I usually hear this

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stuff, like when I go throughInstagram reels. Yeah, if you go
to the actual Instagram page, theyhave multiple so they you you'll find whichever
video like because it normally says partone and then part two, Part three,
four four. You'll get to theend. But then but that's like
how they get you. Yeah,they just get you with Yeah, keep

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on keep on clicking, keep ongoing, keep on clicking, like once
they get the interaction, that's that, that's that's the bread and butter.
That like we like, we know, we know, we've seen it like
for like we're trying to see itfirsthand, like like the dominate. Everybody
says cash is king like back inthe day, but now clicks are king.

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Clicks Yeah, clicks are king.Yeah, we should name this,
we should name this episode something likeenticing. Yeah, you'll never believe what
we discovered. I thought we didthis all ray, Yeah, we we
do. But every time it's itactually doesn't really work. But yeah,

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god damn it. One of thesedays it will. You listen to this,
You will win a million dollars.Don't say that, Okay, Somebody
like, hey, you promised usa million dollars. No, I said
you might win a million dollars.I didn't say it would be us that
gave it to you. Yeah,it's all about the fine print, folks,

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the fine print, you know.Yeah, so I know I have
I have spoken with a few peoplethat followed this show mm hmm, and
there's a consensus. There's a consensusout there that we don't talk about enough
stuff anymore. How do you feelabout that time I said, we don't

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really talk about it. They missit. I don't know. That's that's
something that I know we've changed.Uh. I feel like after four well
going on full four seasons, Idon't know how I feel about it.
I I feel like the narrative haschanged a lot for us. It's because

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of the fact that there are alot of fakes out there, and it's
sometimes it's really like I want tosay, yeah, most of the times,
yeah, it's frustrating. And whatI hate the most about it is
the people that we've talked to,the ones that are so genuine, like

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you can hear it in their voicethat they saw something messed up or they
experienced something spooky. It it doesn'tlike it diminishes their story because of all
these people trying to get the clickson this, h on this on these

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platforms. And that's where I like, I get frustrated. I get I
get I get tired of talking aboutit anymore. I like to talk.
I would like to talk about,uh, like real things, things that
are actually happening that we can actuallysit there and discuss, like maybe not

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fix it, but like I don'tthink we could fix it, but yeah,
uh, I just the only wecan't fix this, Like we're in
the age of technology that is literallyshoving ship down our throats. Yeah,
but that's how that that's how itis. Yeah, I agree. I

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mean I miss I miss the spookystory worries and you know, people telling
us this weird ship they've seen.I miss all that a lot. And
I agree with the folks that I'vespoken with about it, you know,
like, yeah, I would lovenothing more than to go back to that.
But it's just not there, andthat it's narrowing. It's like it's

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not like it's it's not getting better, it's getting more convoluted, and it's
like the Bigfoot thing. I'm sorry, but the Bigfoot thing is is it's
out of hand big time, andI don't even know what to do with
that mess. Like I'm holy shit, you know, cryptids things like that.

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I think the problem with cryptids isthey like cryptids is is a fucking
awesome topic and there is a lotof really interesting ship, but it's dominated
with bake Foot fucking uh dog Manand all in that ship where it's like
actual cryptids like the Diyala scene.Mhm, No, that should be huge

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news. It's not. But there'sso many fakes that no one wants to
give it at the time of day, you know, And it's very frustrating
for for like our little show,because we're like we want to go through
this ship too, but god damn, it's fatiguing, like it it's rag.
It wears you out trying to tryingto get through this mess, you

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know. The UFO thing, I'dlove to be more into, but I
still don't know like where to evenbegin. Like I'm like, I want
to go and like go to aUFO convention and just start talking to people
and just see about getting you know, some contacts together, and like like,

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hey, you know, come onhere and tell us some ship,
tell us about some stuff you've seenand her experience, you know, and
take us through you know. Ireally want to start that, you know,
at some point, but again,I don't have a word to freaking
begin. Dude. This is amassive topic and for the most part,
they they lead with their footage.Like they don't start in with like,

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man, I've seen it. Theystart in with, dude, look at
this, tell me what that is. And you're sitting there like, dude,
what the hell is that? Likeholy shit? You know, So
I want to get into that,like I want to I want to be
more involved with that and let's seewhat we can see, what we can
discover, you know. But thesame thing applies to that too, because

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remember that whole thing that was goingon in uh Las Vegas. I think
so remember the guy saw a footollalien? He like they said that because
that blue streak in the sky thatwas never explain Now it's dark like dark
thirty on this ship. Yeah,where like where's the where's the follow up

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on this stuff? Like it's it'scrazy how much stuff will come and go
in the alien topic, especially especiallywith the whole disclosure videos. We did
like almost a whole episode on that. Uh uh what was it the that

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that hearing that happened with all thewhistleblowers and now I don't hear anything about
it. I and I think Ibrought this up a while back ago.
I was like, I miss Imissed when aliens were cool. Right,
yeah, so and I think that'sI think that's you just got me.

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Uh, here's the turning. That'sthat's say wrong one, hang on,
that's a that's a that's us monsterpiece. It actually happened. Yeah,
yeah, go go check that out, guys. It was real. It
was a lot of fun. Itwas a lot of fun. Uh.

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I Still the best part of seeingthat on Seven Kings was, uh that
ending, the ending riff. Ilike, I feel like for the most
part you were just jamming along,but you loved that ending, like,
oh yeah you actually I saw youget into it. It was awesome.

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Sorry, Okay, let's go backto the look at Okay, this is
back from the Las Vegas thing,and there it is. Yeah. Yeah,
and they got it off of likeother body cams people in ring doors
at the same exact time from differentareas. So this was something in the
air that a unidentified object. Sothat's pretty crazy. Yeah. I wonder

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like because they said that they sawthe thing standing in their backyard, I
wonder, like, God, man, if we could have just got a
glimpse of it, you know,just seen it. What is it?
It's like, But that's the thingtoo. What I thought was crazy.
This, uh, the believable likenessof it, like because I said it

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caught it on multiple cameras, thething in the sky. So I'm already
intrigued. This something weird in thesky. Now it's saying a crash landed
or somewhere an adjacent vacant lot andwas in somebody's backyard. Right. This

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changes a lot of narratives of whatpeople depict alien ass like they I've heard
the little grays and all this,like they're always like tiny, then they
have big heads and stuff like thatlittle green men. Remember the whole Hopkinsville
or like our Kentucky fait that's samething, little like kind of look like

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kind of like Grenlin style like creatures. This is a tall version. This
is nine foot tall. Like thatis crazy. So now what I'm like
trying to say is like, Okay, this is changing the narrative. Maybe
this has some weight to it.That's why I'm saying because a lot of

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these like small alien things that peoplekeep saying that they sold back in the
day. I keep thinking that peopleare just projecting that because they've seen it
in movies and stuff and like readingcomic books. But this is a different
take on that because like, uh, the only giant alien I've ever really

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like seen in movies like the Engineers, Yeah, like those are those are
giants? Uh maybe uh what wasthat mission to Mars? Oh yeah,
yeah, I remember that one,Like those had like giant aliens like kind
of the cone like almost like akind of a conehead style. So that's
why I'm like, you just don'thear that a lot when you like see

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somebody says that they've seen aliens orthat one the one famous like UFO story
that we talked about where a guyhim and his buddies uh went uh,
I don't know if they were huntingor something that was back in the day,
and one of the guys goes missingand they actually thought that the friends,

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because they didn't really like each other, they thought they killed Yeah Travis
Walton, they thought hell like,they thought they killed him. And then
later he comes back, but he'sdescribed the aliens more like mantises, like
the head of a mantis. Yeah. Still still to this day, man,
he's he Travis Walton has never beencaught in any kind of contradiction.

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Like still to this day, thestory is exactly the same consistency. Yeah,
either he's a maniacal fucking bastard that'slike whatever, or he experienced something.
I was talking to a guy wasriding with about about the probabilities of

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of them being out there, youknow, and uh, I was like,
yeah, it's like it's kind ofdepressing though, if you think about
it. He's like what I'm like, Well, the highest probabilities now lie
in the zoo theory and the deaduniverse theory, and neither one of those
bodes well. If it's the zootheory, we're just entertainment. They're just

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swinging in to take a look atthis, you know, stupid human things
that you know, do lots ofdumb things. Or the dying universe,
which means that life has been hascome and went, you know, in
countless forms throughout the last you know, fourteen billion years, and this is

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the tail end of it. Sowe're late comers to it, you know.
And the reason they don't interferre isbecause it means that life is very
rare. Yeah, you know,so it's like either way it goes,
it's kind of depressing, you know. It's it's a sad scenario, you
know what I mean. I don'tknow though, I don't really know what

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to believe. I think that it'stoo big out there for us to be
by ourselves obviously, right, Imean yeah, But I also kind of
can't help but wonder. It's like, why come here? There has to
be a good reason to come here, right, I mean yeah? And
I said that same thing with aguy at work too. It's like,

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why would they come here? BecauseI keep thinking, like, and I
think we said that on the previousuh uh episodes? Yeah, is that?
What do we have abundance that's notfound out in the world, out
in the universe? Yeah, AndI think we said water. I mean
it's common, it's out there,but not as as I guess, not

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as common as you think it is, because we're the only planet that has
water on the surface. What if, like we're the weird ones. What
if like we're carbon based lifeforms outhere? Right? What if out there
they're like all silicon based lifeforms orsomething? What would that like? What

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would that be like being a siliconbased uh uh life form? Like what
would that entail? Like, what'sthe where's it at here? It says
here? Potential? Okay, potentialsilicon based life would most likely interact with

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gases like hydrogen, sulfide, carbonmonoxide, nitrogen, things like that.
But since silicon is inert at moderntemperatures, it actually works very similar to
carbon. Right, So the ideathat a different the environment might produce a
different base element, you know whatI mean, like something akin to like

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a yeast or something something that's like, you know, like works differently or
whatever. What is zeast again?I can't remember. I know what yeast
is, but what it's not?Carbon based? Is it? Because it's
the only thing technically different. Yeah, I'm trying to find it. I

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don't want to like miss miss quoteor whatever. Uh yeah, I don't
know. I don't want to Idon't want to miss quote on that.

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But I know yeast. There's somethingstrange about yeast makeup or whatever. And
it is fundamentally immortal too, Yeah, Like it only dies if you kill
it. If you don't kill it, it just keeps going on perpetually,
you know, like that? Youknow that? What is it? Like
a salamander? The ax a lottelh I'm talking about. It's like a

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big salamander. You can you canraise well, I guess you can raise
them. I don't know. Uh. It's the only life form on the
planet that can regenerate its own heart, its own head, head, But
it can only do it for solong before the t cells eventually get worn

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out and it just dies of oldage. But all the way up until
then, it can just regenerate shit, you know what I mean. It's
not just like a regular like lizardthat can regenerate its tail. Uh,
like can I've only heard that onthe lizards, where they can regenerate a
tail, but I've never heard ofthem are regenerating any other part they can

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only it's the tail. I alwaysthought the tail was just like they said,
it was more of a defense mechanism. It's easy to just lose it.
Yeah, get away from prey.Uh where's that here? Yeah,
it can. It can actually regeneratecomplex organs. Here. It is the

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healing ability of the axe a lottle. It does not healed by means of
scarring. It is capable of regenerationof the entire loss dependence appendages in periods
of months, and in some casesmore vital structures such as tail, limb,
central nervous system, is tissues ofthe eye and heart. It can

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even restore less vital parts of theirown brain. They can readily adapt accept
transplants from other individuals, including eyesand parts of the brain, restoring these
alien organs to full func functionality soit doesn't reject like we do, like
the person. Actually, you couldget a new liver, but then it

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could reject your body could reject itlater down the road. Yeah, that's
crazy, man. So they're studyingthem to try to like figure out like
how to you know, like thatwould be a game changer in itself to
be able to do that. Yeah. Like I just lost this hand yesterday

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a bag. Yeah, your hand'slike this big because it's like regeneral.
You got the little Deadpool hand.Yeah, it's it's like the size of
a CAFC. Could you imagine callinginto work for that one? Hey,
boss, I got some region timeI'm gonna need Yeah, chopped off my

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toe or something. It sucks.Yeah, my bad. So it's three
janning though. It just looks likeI got two pinky toes. Yeah,
they asks a lot of That's aninteresting creature, all right, dude.
It's like that's like an alien livingon earth. Yeah, because nothing else

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does that. Nothing else regent regeneratesto that extreme. Yeah, yeah,
so I get. But that's likealways like a unique thing. Like all
these creatures that live on this planethas their own like I guess you would
say, gimmick. Yeah, likethey they have their own little I guess

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if you will, Like remember thatold TV show that was on Discovery.
It was actual like it was basedaround Marvel superheroes in real life. Yeah,
so that's basically what I'm trying tosay is like act a lottle man,
like these people are like, uhlike animals and stuff have their own

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gimmicks. I guess you would say, like humans would have their how would
you put it? Like intelligence wouldbe there are our most like do you
okay, name one other thing thatwe have better than oh the thumbs?
Check out this thumb action shit?Okay, because we can't. I mean,

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we could stare at something and we'relike but then we grab it and
we're like hmm oh oh oh that'sneat, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I have an entire historyorigin of human beings plotted out up here.

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I know how this goes. Okay, Yeah, but all this like
all these like crazy things that animalscan do, that humans can't. H
I was just thinking that you gotthese animals that can like sonar and these

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gogle cats that are like climbing downtrees and ship like right, and you
got the axe of Lottel. That'slike, fuck, man, my arm's
gone. There's doing humans, youknow, like we're like bam, thumbs.

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What up. The one thing Iwould hate about that if like we
could actually get that to be apart of a human human anatomy where you're
actually able to grow back a limbis dude, os of violations would not
like go under because they're like,yeah, you can do that, But
what if like that could probably cutoff my arm, You'll grow it back.

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Yeah, so like like go outof business. Yeah, that would
be done like like like la,why do you need to be safe?
You can regenerate that toe, thatfoot, half your head, you can
regenerate that thumb. Dude, whatif you like accidentally regenerated like multiple thumbs.

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I could see that happening. Youhave like six thumbs, and you're
like, dude, I'm the smartestman alive. I could grab a bunch
of shit. I can figure outmultiple thumb things at the same time.
Thumb war don't even want nunsn boomboom. Yeah. Yeah, like these

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I'm just saying, like, that'sour superpower. We were like we got
thumbs, we could figure shit out. Yeah, you know. We take
a stick and we stick it inthe log and we got some bugs and
we eat the bugs. We're likethat's really good. And then the stick
fell and we're just like yeah,yeah, you know. I mean it

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might might have went down differently.I don't know, but I mean I'm
saying that's that's that's our big thing. I think that gorillas should be like
four times smarter than us because theygot thumbs on their feet. Yeah,
they should be figuring out shit liketwice as fast as us. Yeah,
dude, think about like putting likethe like apes in like the like like

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uh like office jobs, like youknow that whole thing like when you're when
you apply for those jobs, likehow many words can you type a minute?
Yeah? Like like a human Yeah, like they have a computer,
like two computers, one right liketo the left, one to the right,
and they just have a keyboard downat the bottom and he's just I

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can type six hundred thousand words asecond. Yeah, because he's got so
many goddamn thumbs. He can justfigure multiple shit out. I don't know,
man, because you think about taketake us and put us in a
situation that it gorilla would do goodat right, Drop us off naked in
the middle of the jungle next toa bunch of like panthers and ship.

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We're for fucking we're lunch work,we're done, We're drop a gorilla in
there. He's like, suck,I got I got four thumbs. I
got four thumbs for your ass,you know what I mean. Like he's
he ain't scared of no freaking panthers. Man, he's jumping. He's gonna

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be like, dude, I willelbow drop you. Mhm, leopards,
tigers, I don't care whatever.Gorillas are bad ass, you know,
like they are. They are straightup just bad ass. And I'm not
even talking about just the males.Like the females are bad ass too,
Like they don't give two ships.Yeah, go oh, I mean what

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was it? Uh m hm,what was it? This makes me miss
Journey? Yeah? Or yelling ather, Yeah, Journey, I'm always

(29:21):
gonna miss her. I swear togoin. But uh now the chimps people
get like chimps and they raise themand then the chimp turns on them and
like rips her face off. It'slike, dude, it's yeah, because
they're bad ass. You know,like, uh, was that lady that
had the pet hyena? How doyou think that one ended? You know

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at eight? You know what Imean. It's like, yeah, this
shift's bad ass. We're not badass. We are naive enough to think
that we can domesticate a predator.We're like when you start a video game
and you just click like default characterand press enter and join the game.
That's us, you know, wedon't we don't have any special traits and

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abilities. No, the axe aLottle just rolled like one. It rolled
like one hundred on constitution. Ohyeah, no, imagine if that's some
of bitch had thumbs. We wouldbe serving the axe a lottle right now.
We would be there like servants becausewe couldn't do anything. We couldn't

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do anything else. They would belike, bring me shrimp pellets, and
we'd be like putting a little shrimppellets in their mouth and he's like,
oh, it's delicious. That wasour fingers, by the way, So

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oh that was our fingers all Okay, He's like, what was that?
Nothing? Boss, nothing, Ican't regenerate, you can. Yeah,
you know what else is? Fan? Ask? Goddamn uh what do he

(31:12):
call it? Uh? Fucking groundgroundhogs, ground squirrel, ground squirrel hog
squirrel hog dad. It's like squirrelsride reader. Mike's Jake sounds like goddamn
Wendy go in the middle of thenight. Now, like ever since he
like beat up a bunch of raccoons, he's like celebrating all the time.

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Ah. You know that's a that'san evolution right there. Think about they're
related to like squirrels. Yeah,right, He's like, fuck the trees.
He just like beats up and he'slike, I'm gonna live underground.
You want to kill me, yougotta come into my domain and find me.

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Oh Gregory Gregory's batmmuck pizzap raccoons.I saw him the other day.
Now he's like he's like way moreof a bold now. So he's just
sitting down in the middle of myyard next to my chicken chicken staring at
him like h