S418 - STRANGE SIGNALS FROM OUTER SPACE!

Strange signals and lights from deep space!

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Episode Transcript

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Mhm alright, Hey everybody, Uh, check out the dread Excidabus, the
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other and we'll see you people.We need we need that sound effect.

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We need that sound we need toor the fax machine sound. Yeah.
Yeah. Our demographic is definitely thefax machine dial up Internet coming to you
from fifty six K world. You'llbe getting all your information from us at

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fifty six whatever is in a second. That's kind of what it looks like
over here on me because they keepglitching. It's amazing. I remember,
I mean, I know we've talkedabout this more. I don't know if
we've ever brought it up on theshow, but back when the fifty six
K was really like hitting it right, it was like you could be on

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the Internet and you would go toa website you hit in and you're like,
as it just it just loads downand you're just like, oh God
help you. If you if youalready started reading, because if it if
something happens and it stops loading you'llget this so far and you're like,

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yes, do you remember the Uhyes, that's exactly what happened to me.
Looking at pictures of Ladies of theNight, there's harlots if you will.
Do you remember the commercials for theInternet when it was like it was

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barely a thing and you would seelike somebody take their phone, accorded phone
and put it on the modem tomake it work. Oh yeah, they
had the dial in to get theinternet, like to get the Internet.
Yeah. I used to know whatthat was called. Uh it was that
was half the speed of the fiftysix K. It was like twenty eight

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point eight or something. I don'tknow. I didn't get the Internet in
my house until I was like twentyWhere is that here? I'm trying to
find a picture of one because thisis Yeah, I never had that modem.

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It was in like movies. Youremember that. You see that thing
in movies? Yeah? Yeah,like war games with uh, what's his
name Matthew Broderick. Broderick said,Matthew, Yeah, he was in he
was in Unsolved Mysteries. Who's thatMatthew McConaughey. Was he really? That

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was one of those first acting gigs, Yeah, greenlighte. So his first
acting gig was Days and Confused.This is before Days shit. Yep,
he was on a he was itwas an episode of Unsolved Mysteries. Uh,
I just saved a picture and nowI don't he had his shirt on
for most of it, damn.But that's where it all started. I

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mean he was pushed by way leavingsomething for the imagination he got shot and
killed. Okay, Now, wellI had a picture of it, but
I don't know where it's at.So here I'll just do this. Yeah

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that one, Yeah, the oldthree. It says three or seven.
Yeah. Yeah, So that's howit worked, like worked. You dialed
in to get the Internet and itsended like signals through the phone for you
to access whatever you wanted. Couldyou imagine if it was still going on

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like that, Like how many kidsare in the middle of a Fortnite game
and accidentally bump the fucking receiver.No, it's one of the Yeah,
it's just like you would say,remember back in the day when you were
on the computer and then somebody pickedup the phone. Yeah, you're like,

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oh, yeah, the old sittingat Dave's house downloading music and then
the sister picks up the phone andyou know you're thirty minutes through forty five
minute download, and yeah, well, let's be honest. I mean,

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the fifty six K opened the floodgates. Man, you can download albums,
no fan And then you know,what was it? What was it that
happen? Then next the DSL modems, I guess DSL and cable modems happened
next, and it was like,all of a sudden, we're at one
hundred and twenty eight and we werelike, dude, we're flying. We

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are downloading so fast. We're downloadingourselves into the future right now. That's
how fast we are. I justloved when they I guess they when they
changed when they transitioned from your traditionalphone lines to cable lines for yeah to
get because I remember was it.I think it was Spectrum. A guy

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was demonstrating how this was like wouldwork out of the commercial. He takes
his sandwich, he's like, takesa straw. He's like, this is
a phone line with your internet connection. He takes half of a sandwich.
He's like, you can't do it, It's like nothing. Then he takes
a paper like paper towel roll andhe's like, takes a half a sandwich.

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That's your internet connection. It's likethat was really informing. Thank you.
There's nothing like a good food andanalogy, you know. Yeah.
I was really upset that he destroyedhalf that sandwich though, Yeah, sacrificed
that. I wonder if he ateit afterwards. Yeah, yeah, I
like to believe he did. Idon't know, I don't know, probably

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not, because you think we've donewhat like maybe three commercials for like sponsors
on the show total. It's like, how long it took us just to
get three lines of dialogue rag orwhatever to make it not ridiculous That sandwich
was probably room temperature for four hoursor more, just multiple takes. Yeah,

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so I'd like to think sandwich thatthat sandwich just got thrown away and
nobody got food poisoning. That wouldbe bad. Yeah, you're probably right.
I mean this could be. Imean, I don't know how when
that was that happened, but Ican remember, and they've grown up in

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the eighties, you know, especiallyin the early nineties, it was like,
hey man, you dropped something onthe floor, You've got so many
seconds to grab it and eat it. Yeah, you know, and that
shit got pretty generous for a minute. Yeah, you know, depending on
what it was that you dropped,you know, Like I know, it's
like, say you were making breakfastand you dropped a piece of scrambled egg

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or something. You're like, yeah, ten second rule or a five second
rule, but it's already been sixseconds. I'm gonna get and throw that
one away. Yeah, but goddamn it, you dropped like a piece
of Meatlover's pizza on the floor.You give that bastard like thirty minutes if
you had to, right, You'relike, ooh. It also depended on

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the stickiness of the itself. Youknow, if it's like a potato chip
that doesn't have any adhesive properties,it is what it is. Go ahead
and meat that little guy. Yeah, you know, a piece of candy
mm hmm, not so much fullon plate of biscuits and gravy. Man.

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Yeah, I had a land onthe floor. I had an existential
crisis one time. So I hadthese blue glass plates and I had biscuits
and gravy leftover that I was reheating, and for some reason, the plate
exploded in the microwave. Oh shit, Yeah, it like just shattered underneath

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the biscuits and gravy. So Ilove me some business gravy. And I
was like, yeah, can Ifish out all the glass? Right?
I had someone I had to takeabout it for a minute. Yeah,
did you end up getting all theglass out of it? No? I
just I figured, you know,a perforated colon was not my ideal Sunday

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plans. I fully expected you tobe like. So a few minutes later,
I'm eating my biscuits and gravy andI'm right, glass out of my
mouth. It was crazy. Biscuitsand gravy doesn't have a second rule for
dropping it. I mean, yeah, there is just something good about biscuits
and gravy. And it's really justthe you know, the weird thing is

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it's all the same ingredients. Yeah, it's just one's wetter than the other.
I know, it's amazing. It'sso amazing. Well, it depends,
I guess depends on the gravy I'vebeen. I've been I was making
my gravy with flour, but nowI've been using corn stars lately and it's
been coming out really freaking good.Yeah. I don't know if you've ever

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used cornstars, but I just starteddoing that. People are listening to this
are probably gonna be like, well, fuck, yeah, dude, we're
you talking about. But still it'slike, I'm I am new to it,
you know what I mean. Ispent years of ruining gravy and now
I feel like I'm I'm I'm goodnow, and you know, it's stopped
judging me out there. Jeez god. It's the other thing too, is

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is biscuits and gravy is such asimple meal to eat and it doesn't look
like it's that complicated, but bothingredients require years of talent, yeah,
to make it from scratch. It'strue. I know guys. I know
guys that are in their sixties thatare like, I finally made good biscuits,
you know. Oh yeah, yeah, I've been there for a minute.

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I haven't the last couple of weekendsbecause I was freaking just killed.
But uh, there for a while, man, I was making biscuits and
grazy like every weekend. Nice.Yeah, yesterday I made I made it
for everybody yesterday. It was reallygood. Man. I didn't make the
biscuits. The wife did. SpeakingHappy Father's Day, fellas Happy Father's Day,

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guys, Yeah, it is Father'sday, we're we're back to recording.
You guys out there may have notmissed a couple of weeks there ship
got crazy life happens, you knowhow it is. I've been going for
a long time. Josh has beenon a on a spirit yeah hiatus.
Yeah, the uh started walking inthe wood, like he just started walking

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and he just just kept walking.He just finally came back. That's the
reason why his beard is so big. It's like Tom innks, Ye like
to go back to three episodes agoand look at Josh's beard and they compare
it to now see how see howmuch is ground, how much time has
passed. You know, it's it'salmost it's almost to the belly button.

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Nice, You're almost able to tuckit in. Yeah, I'm like that
far from the belly button right now. It doesn't look like it on camera
because you know that part's still gotblack to it. You were so close
to just literally having your own clothes, oh man, Yeah, like a
shel Silverstein guy. Yeah, I'mjust saying, you're like, h at
that point, like like you couldhave it as a tie, like you

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put like a little when you geta little fancy, you put the amazing.
Yeah, I like it. Themustache is uh getting about ridiculous though,
Yeah, pretty substantial mustache. Ithink you need to start to curl
it. Give it the old badass. Yeah. Yeah, he's immediately

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like this newish I want to He'slike a banker now, like I want
to get. As soon as hedid that, a pipe appeared. Yeah.
I don't know if it was likemagic or there was just a pipe
under there somewhere, but like theheavy Fisherman sweater and the glass of whiskey,
like just go full on himing wayover here. Mm hmm. Yeah,

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joshing joshing way. I like it. Yeah, but that was a
giveaway that a lot of times werecord one episode and yeah, split it
up over a couple of weeks becausethat first episode I was at a children
with cancer benefit. It was acar show and not more than it was

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more than just a car show.There was a lot of stuff. There
was silent auctions, it was raffles, food trucks, petting zoos. It
was just like big Fair basically puton for a girl. I'm Mazie.
So that's why I couldn't make itfor those three episodes. And then we
took a week off the following week, Yeah, and some stuff going on
it was, yeah, is whatit is. Yeah, it's one of

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them things. Uh yeah, Iknow. We get a little bit of
ship sometimes from from some of thelisteners out there. I'm not going to
drop any names, but you guysknow who you are. Where Like what
the hell were you been? Oryou know what I mean? Or or
when we get back to be like, oh, f shit happens? Man?
Sorry, Yeah, I would loveto just be able to focus,

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you know, on just our creativeprojects. But you know how it is.
Life happens other plans. We stillhave full time jobs. You guys
don't listen enough for us to yeahjobs, This is in a way,
it's your all fault. Yeah,you guys downloaded a lot more. Yeah,

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yeah, we could do this fulltime. We could put on an
episode every two days, but there'sjust you. Yeah, that's true.
We need more any more. Idon't know, I think, what is
it? What is it? What'sgoing on out there? Huh, what's
what's up? Explain yourselves? Whydo we still have to have jobs?

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Yeah? Oh man, so youguys, have you guys been paying tension?
Any weird shit? Lately, I'veseen a little bit. The only
thing I saw that popped in wasthat it was the thing I sent you
guys about the radio signal. Dude, I was so excited. Yeah,

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that is amazing because now we havetwo instances this year of weird shit coming
from space. Do you guys rememberthe lighting the lights they found? I
don't, Okay, So they pickedup artificial light from a planet out there.
It's the same spectrum of light thatwe produced with all of our street

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lights and city lights and you knowwhat I mean. And they actually saw
that same frequency of light on aplanet in the out in the deep space.
I could probably find it. Let'ssee here, artificial light on planet.

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Uh, let's see here. Igotta find it. But yeah,
I was so excited about that proximab uh. Yeah, here it says
proximate proximate. Bee was okay,this is this is the part that's weird,

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is uh. Not only did theydetect artificial light coming from it,
but it came from its its darkside, its sided away from its star,
which is like, to me,like what you would expect, right,
I mean, if it's nighttime overthere, they're gonna flip on the
goddamn lights. Right, So therewas that, and now we have the

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signal. I don't I don't thinkthe signals coming from the same place,
but it's like, right, sothe signal, they they're attributing it to
a neutron star, but they don'tunderstand how it could work because of the
revolutions. Because apparently the signal itcomes in three different waves. Its bright

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flashes last between ten and fifty secondsand have a linear polarization, which I
really don't know exactly what that means, other I'm guessing it has to do
with the radio waves. Yeah.Then the next pattern is the pulses are
weak and have a circular polarization andonly lasts three hundred and seventy milliseconds.
And then the next state that it'sin is it misses the q Q and

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remains silent. The problem is isthat it's occurring like every fifty four minutes,
while a neutron star spins faster thanthat, because neutron stars are known
for emitting these waves as well.Okay, but a neutron star spins faster,

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right, Yeah, So if it'srotating and we're picking up the ping,
ping, ping, you know,every time it comes around, it
doesn't make sense for it to bea neutron star because of the time elapse
between. Okay, so neutron stars. When a star collapses, yeah,
yeah, it's after a large cardies. White dwarfs and neutron stars are

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born to the death of large stars. Okay. And the mass, the
mass of the dying star is whatdictates whether it's a neutron or a white
dwarf. Okay, And then okay, so I don't I just I'm like
not up to speed on my neutronstar. Apparently information, but so it

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emits these sounds. Yeah, thesignals. Neutron stars are known for emitting
radio waves, but they spin intheir rotation in seconds or actions of a
second. They spend very fast,right, yeah, whereas the signal we're

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receiving is happening every fifty four minutes. That's what doesn't make any sense to
the scientists. Just defying physics isif you will, all right, here's
this for folks out there who areas puzzled as I just was. This
is basically the the steps, thesteps create to creating yourself a neutron star.

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You have the ingredients at home,pretty freaking wild. I know,
I mean, I know what peopleare saying that they thought that the sounds
were Yeah, that's that's this isexactly what it is. Is. The
scientists are like, well, thesethings create these but the rate in which

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is happening doesn't make sense, sonobody knows where they're coming from. Yeah,
mhm plus okay, So I mean, what if I know it's you
know, I go down the rabbithole, like, I don't care.

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I love it. It's like,if it is someone out there sending signal,
are they just doing what we were, what we've been doing, Yeah,
just popping out a signal, becausethen, yeah, what's what is
our signal that we're sending out becausewe were admitting one. I wonder if
we've got almost a similar pattern.What if this is like a calling and

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a reply or call and response typething, that'd be pretty cool. You
know. Yeah, where's it athere? Yeah? The message message sent
in this I'm probably saying this wrong. The rs CBO message. How do

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you say this? It's basically asignal containing seven parts the numbers one to
ten the atomic numbers of the elementshydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen,

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and phosphorus. Which make up dooX, ruben, nucleid acid or DNA.
I'm probably saying this all wrong.Formulas of the chemical compounds that make
up the nucleotides, estimated number ofnucleotides in the human genome in a graphic

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of the double helix, the dimensionthe physical height of an average man,
the graphic figure of a human being, and the human population of Earth,
which was four billion at the time. The graphic of the Solar system including

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Pluto. See that Pluto is stillin nice right, They already sent the
message, so it's like, youcan't you can't undo it now. Yeah.
I feel like if you sent themessage out and Pluto was already in,
that's a universal message now, soit's like you can't pack pedal now
right and be like, yeah,by the way, Pluto's not a planet

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anymore. Fuck you leave Pluto alone? Right? Not? Sorry? What
one more time? What it's not? What's not is not a planet?
Son of bitch? Can we boothim? You get the fuck out of
here with that anti plue bullshit.I'm starting a fucking what do you call

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it. I'm gonna We're gonna getshirts made justice for Pluto. Justice.
I like it. Let's see here, it's got a graphic of the Aricibo
radio telescope and the physical dimensions ofit. The entire message consists of sixteen
hundred and seventy nine binary digits approximatelytwo hundred and ten bytes, transmitted at

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a frequency of two three hundred andeighty mega hurts. Holy shit, that's
crazy, modulated by shifting the frequencyby ten herts with the power of four
four hundred and fifty kilowatts. Theones and zeros are transmitted by frequency shifting
at the rate of ten bits persecond. The total broadcast is less than

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three minutes. The number sixteen hundredand seventy nine was chosen because it it
is a semi prime, the productof two prime numbers to be arranged rectangularly
as rectangularity, I can't say thatas seventy three rows by twenty three columns.
The alternate arrangement is twenty three rowsby seventy three columns produced in unintelligible

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set of characters. So everything thatthey everything that they sent is going to
have to be just perpluto. Everythingthat they sent is going to have to
be received by a A I guessgroup of beings that are on par with

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ours or beyond us in intelligence asfar as breaking down binary codes and such
and whatnot. But I can't helpbut wonders like, how many people right
now who are adept at using theircell phones in the internet, how many
people could off the cuff just decodethe Morse code message? Right? I

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couldn't. Yeah, I mean ifit says S O S yeah. But
other than that, boy scouts they'retaught, they're taught horse code. Are
they still taught that? As faras I know you? That'd be interesting.
I was just thinking because it's like, what if the people that receive

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that signal are too far ahead andthey're like, what is this bunch of
fucking GARBLEG? Is that A?Is that a neutron star? You think,
what what the hell is are wegetting here? You know, like,
right, maybe they're too far aheadof us. I wanna do you
think that there's like there's like,say that there's another planet with life on

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it, and they're having the sameconversations we're having right now. Like there's
there's dickheads on like a podcast wonderinglike what's out there? And we like
we're, oh, yeah, wegot sightings again. Uh, or we're
hearing these are real, bro,Yeah they're real. They're like whatever,

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dude, you fucking crazy conspiracy asmotherfucker earthlings. Yeah there could be though.
I mean it's a big place outthere right there. There absolutely could
be like alien versions of us,like bullshitting you know about about whether earthlinks

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are real or not. I mean, the law probability there has to be.
What if there's a planet of Bigfootsout there that refuse they're all skeptics.
They will not accept that there's aBigfoots and they don't believe in shit

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that's clear. Like like when youlook something if it's a clear picture,
they think it's fake because they don'thave good enough cameras. Yeah, everything
is blurry on their planet. They'relike, you remember when we sent out,
like, you know, fifteen twentybigfoots in the deep space to explore.

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I bet they didn't even find anything. Idiots. They crashed landed here
and they're walking around all blurry.I think you just solved it. I
think, God, God damn it, that's the most probable. If that's

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the most probable. Yeah, andthey live for like one hundred years.
But it was all guys yeah.Yeah, so there's no reproduction. I
tell you what if that's the case, that's going to hurt some of the
I was taken by female bigfoot storiesbad news. Yeah, oh my god.

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Yeah. I still get questions aboutit. I don't know if you
guys do. I still get everynow and again, somebody will be like,
do you guys find Bigfoot yet?Yeah? Like yeah, man,
he's a He'll be honest. Nextweek he's we're gonna we're gonna interview him,
you know, just put this wholething to bed. Yeah. I
just hated, like every time Itell people that I do do this,

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I talk about bigfoot, aliens andconspiracies and all that stuff and weird shit.
They all gravitate ah bigfoot. Yeah, like Tyler over here talks about
Bigfoot, he believes Bigfoot. Iwas like, I don't only talk about
bigfoot likes. It happened for alittle bit, and when people would make

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fun of me, I'd be like, you obviously don't listen to the show.
Yeah yeah, I know. Oncewhen I hear that shit, I'm
like, yeah, you're not.I guess you're not a listener. If
you listen to us, you realizethat we don't actually go looking we should
we should go, but we alreadytalked. We we literally came up with

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this idea a couple of years agowhere we were like, dude, we
should go. We should like goto some of these spots and like camp
out. And we instantly realized thatall we were doing was planning a camping
trip with a lot of food andbeer. Yeah, and it was like
wait a minute, So that rightthere corrupted us as far as being dependable
investigators for Bigfoot, because yeah,we're going to be eating a bunch of

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food and just drunk. Yeah,we were just going to be cooking,
camping and drinking. And yeah,it still sounds great. Yeah, it's
still sounds great, but yeah,I feel like that's good content right there.
We just be live stream and thenwe're just walking around the woods like
falling, Like dude, we lostTyler. I he's either like or he

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fell down. He fell down?Well a crevass. Yeah, a crevass.
Where the fuck are we going,cap because those things, those things
exist where it's cold, like realcold. I don't know, but my
brain instantly went to like, there'screvasses and quicksand that's that's it, quicksand

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everywhere, never gonna I'm never gonnaforget the lessons of my youth. Yeah,
born in the eighties. Quicksand andstop drop and roll. Yeah,
do we have confirmation on stop droppingroll? Does it actually work? Yes?
It does? Does it work?Okay, so that one was okay,
just a quicksand thing? Your smellit. Yeah, I've actually stopped

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dropped it rolled though you're about tosay, I have pop locked and dropped
it pop locked and dropped enrolled.Yeah, I have participated in the stop
drop and roll and it does.It does work? Do you guys remember
happen to get under the desk?There's big ass desk in grade school?

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Yeah. I don't even know ifthere's those desks were still around now,
but they probably should be because youcould they've double for a boat anchor.
Yeah. Oh yeah, like Ithink they still do, like for like
science classes. Yeah, because that'swhere I remember seeing them. I bet
I could pull this up. Butthis was a desk. It was a

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sleeping surface and a storm shelter.Yeah, so really just need one of
those and you have yeah, goout in the woods you live forever.
From the eighties, Oh my god,