May 4, 2025 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Where do you think you're going? You think you can
just sneak out of class early and avoid me. I
saw you pack up early, so I followed you out here.
You're avoiding me, aren't you? What is it? Because I
(00:21):
got mad last week? Did I scare you? Well? When
I saw your grade point average surpassed mine? How am
I supposed to feel? I had every right to be upset?
And there is no way you got those kind of
(00:41):
amazing grades on your own. No one is smarter than me.
It doesn't matter how I get access to your grade
point average. If you were really smart, if you were
as smart as you are, you would know how to
(01:01):
hack the student portals too. What what? I didn't say anything,
and I'll deny it if ever asked. Plus, if you're
gonna play dirty, so am I don't try to deny it.
(01:25):
You might be a cute no at all, but you're
not a genius. I can see what you're doing and
what you've been doing since you got into this university,
So don't try to play dumb now it'll blow your
smart kid cover. Do I have to spell it out
(01:50):
for you? You're too pretty for math? Mm hmm, And I
don't believe for one second that you've earned the grades
you've been getting around here. No, I don't. Well, maybe
(02:11):
you've been earning them, so to speak. I can't say
I would blame the professors or anything, but still it's
not fair and I have worked too damn hard to
(02:31):
lose my spot as the highest ranked student in our
class to you. Yeah. I mean, look at you, dressed
to impress for a physics class, and you always have
(02:53):
to be the center of attention, don't you, answering every
question before anyone else gets a chance. You know, it's
really frustrating when you're always getting called on before I do.
It's like the teacher can't resist your smart little face.
(03:14):
News flash, it's not because you're the brightest bulb in
this room. It's because you're hot. Yeah. I said that
you distract the teacher and I'm ignored. You're showing off,
(03:36):
flaunting how smart you think you are. But let's be real.
The only reason the professor calls on you so much
is because they can't keep their eyes off of you.
You're a distraction. Give me a break. Do you think
(04:00):
I haven't noticed the way everyone looks at you, the
way you show up every day, like you're about to
walk a runway. You're playing with fire. Did you hear
about the professor who just got fired last month? Well,
(04:20):
let's see, she got a little too involved with a
student and now she's gone. I think she's even in jail. Now.
You wouldn't want to be the reason another professor loses
their entire career, would you? But I can't say I
(04:44):
would blame them. You've got that something almost like a
star quality. It's hard to resist, and I'm not saying
I would want to resist. In fact, I've been thinking,
(05:12):
since you are so eager to show off your knowledge,
you want me to believe that you're actually really earning
your grades legitimately, why don't you prove it? Yeah, come
(05:32):
over to my place tonight. We can study together. If
you're so smart, maybe you can help me with those
trickier subjects. Don't look so confused. You know exactly what
(05:54):
I mean. We could start with physics. Laws of attraction
are particularly interesting. Don't you think we could study the
real world applications of friction. It's all about the right
(06:18):
pressure in the right places. Come on, prove it to me.
Prove that you've really got the brains to back up
your grades. Prove it, and I'll leave you alone. Yes,
(06:40):
I promise you come over tonight. Convince me that you're
not gaming the system, and I'll stop bothering you about it.
I'll find a way to accept that. Beauty. Really have
(07:00):
the brains, so to speak. So what do you say?
What do you have better things to do tonight? I
thought all you did was study. I promise it'll be
an educational experience, just you, me and a whole lot
(07:29):
of studying. Whatever. Give me your phone. I'm going to
put in my number. I'm adding my address to there. Now.
You have no excuse not to show up tonight my place,
(07:52):
eight o'clock sharp. Show me what you're made of, and
don't be late. I hate waiting. You wouldn't want to
get on my bad side, now, would you. Hey? This
(08:19):
is Lacy. Thank you so much for listening. I really
appreciate it. And thank you to everyone who has been
listening to my stories over on the podcasting sites. So appreciated.
I can see the increase over there, and it's really
making me feel better because I get so nervous, like
if anything ever happens to this platform, I don't want
(08:42):
to lose connection with all of you. So thank you
to everyone who's been doing it. If you search Lacy's
Bedtime Stories on like Spotify or Apple podcast or speaker
is a really good one and follow me over there,
I'd be so thankful If you feel like leaving a
review too, that always help things. Also, a big thank
(09:03):
you to everyone who has gotten a kiss so far
from the Kissing Booth. That's been really, really fun. I've
been sending them out to your emails. If you've got
a kiss from the Kissing Booth, it's still open if
you would like one. They are real imprints of my
lips and the Spice Wrack girls most of them are
(09:24):
doing it as well, so we have a whole booth.
The link is below if you'd like one. If you've
got one, make sure you check your spam. I've been
hearing from people that they're ending up in their spam
box of their email, and so if you're wondering where
your kiss is, that's where it is. When you first
(09:46):
buy it, you get like the example kiss right away,
but for your own special like your own kiss that
goes to your email. So thank you so much to
everyone who's gotten one so far, I really appreciate it.
It's been super fun kissing you. The Seahols is going
on Oh my gosh, So this Sunday. If you're listening
(10:07):
to this, the weekend of February twenty first, twenty twenty five.
On Sunday, I'm playing a Disney only stream over on
Twitch and I'm so excited. I have to do it
only on Twitch, Otherwise I would also do it on
(10:28):
YouTube because YouTube doesn't allow you to play cover songs live.
You can like post cover songs, but you can't play
them live otherwise your stream will get shut down. So
we don't want that happening. But my link to Twitch,
which is a free site. You can just like click
on it and watch. You don't even have to sign
up if you don't want to. The link to that
(10:51):
is below this video. It's just like a live streaming website.
If you don't know what it is, it's like just
like social media, but it's like just live streaming and
it's really fun. And yeah, I'm going to take requests
and sing all the Disney songs that I know, and
I've been practicing them a ton this week and I'm
super excited about it. So yeah, if you want to
(11:14):
hang out Sunday. I don't know exactly what time, but
just like probably around the afternoon sometime, like I don't know,
but just keep Q and I out on my YouTube.
I'll make a community post. And if you're a free
member on Patreon, and if you're a regular member, but
free members get this too. I sent out like notifications
(11:36):
when I go live, so you'll get a notification like
to your email and to your Patreon as well. So
if you want to like make sure that you don't
mis it, you're welcome to do that. And let's see
see if there's anything else going on. I'm getting settled
after some travel and that was really good and it's
(11:59):
nice to be home and focus on stories again. So
if anybody has ideas of kinds of stories you'd like
to hear, and I know Cheerleader obviously, and it's I
want to give a little explanation of why I'm taking
so long with that. I know I've given this explanation
a few times that I like take a little bit
of different kind of care with that story than I
(12:19):
do the other ones. I know exactly where it's going.
It's already ended in my head. I know what's happening.
At least season one is ended, but I'm just actually
trying to figure out the best way to set up
the storytelling of it. It's a little bit more complicated
(12:41):
of a scenario than just my regular stories, Like it
would take a lot of sound effects and like making
it understood what's going on, and so it's just a
little bit different and a little bit trickier to convey
what's going to happen. I hope that's spoiler, but anyway,
(13:03):
she is coming soon. I'm so sorry it's taking so long,
but I hope it'll be worth the wait. I'm hoping
within the next month i'll get another episode or two out.
So now that I'm home and I can really really
focus on writing, I'm so excited to get that one done.
So yeah, But if you guys have any ideas of
(13:25):
other things you'd like to hear, I love getting ideas,
and on Patreon, I have a form that people can
put like patron like members can put ideas into a
little bit more privately. If you don't, like want your
name attached to it, that's totally fine. You can do
that that way as well. So I think that is
(13:48):
about all that I have to blab about today, so
thank you again for listening. Thanks to everyone in Patreon.
Hello to all my friends in Discord and the Disney Stream.
This weekend, I have a big surprise for you, guys,
A big surprise. I'm so excited. So I hope you're
(14:08):
all doing great. I love you so much. We're gonna
give a big squeeze squeeze all right. I love you
so much. Talk to you soon. Bye.
Where do you think you're going? You think you can
just sneak out of class early and avoid me. I
saw you pack up early, so I followed you out here.
You're avoiding me, aren't you? What is it? Because I
(00:21):
got mad last week? Did I scare you? Well? When
I saw your grade point average surpassed mine? How am
I supposed to feel? I had every right to be upset?
And there is no way you got those kind of
(00:41):
amazing grades on your own. No one is smarter than me.
It doesn't matter how I get access to your grade
point average. If you were really smart, if you were
as smart as you are, you would know how to
(01:01):
hack the student portals too. What what? I didn't say anything,
and I'll deny it if ever asked. Plus, if you're
gonna play dirty, so am I don't try to deny it.
(01:25):
You might be a cute no at all, but you're
not a genius. I can see what you're doing and
what you've been doing since you got into this university,
So don't try to play dumb now it'll blow your
smart kid cover. Do I have to spell it out
(01:50):
for you? You're too pretty for math? Mm hmm, And I
don't believe for one second that you've earned the grades
you've been getting around here. No, I don't. Well, maybe
(02:11):
you've been earning them, so to speak. I can't say
I would blame the professors or anything, but still it's
not fair and I have worked too damn hard to
(02:31):
lose my spot as the highest ranked student in our
class to you. Yeah. I mean, look at you, dressed
to impress for a physics class, and you always have
(02:53):
to be the center of attention, don't you, answering every
question before anyone else gets a chance. You know, it's
really frustrating when you're always getting called on before I do.
It's like the teacher can't resist your smart little face.
(03:14):
News flash, it's not because you're the brightest bulb in
this room. It's because you're hot. Yeah. I said that
you distract the teacher and I'm ignored. You're showing off,
(03:36):
flaunting how smart you think you are. But let's be real.
The only reason the professor calls on you so much
is because they can't keep their eyes off of you.
You're a distraction. Give me a break. Do you think
(04:00):
I haven't noticed the way everyone looks at you, the
way you show up every day, like you're about to
walk a runway. You're playing with fire. Did you hear
about the professor who just got fired last month? Well,
(04:20):
let's see, she got a little too involved with a
student and now she's gone. I think she's even in jail. Now.
You wouldn't want to be the reason another professor loses
their entire career, would you? But I can't say I
(04:44):
would blame them. You've got that something almost like a
star quality. It's hard to resist, and I'm not saying
I would want to resist. In fact, I've been thinking,
(05:12):
since you are so eager to show off your knowledge,
you want me to believe that you're actually really earning
your grades legitimately, why don't you prove it? Yeah, come
(05:32):
over to my place tonight. We can study together. If
you're so smart, maybe you can help me with those
trickier subjects. Don't look so confused. You know exactly what
(05:54):
I mean. We could start with physics. Laws of attraction
are particularly interesting. Don't you think we could study the
real world applications of friction. It's all about the right
(06:18):
pressure in the right places. Come on, prove it to me.
Prove that you've really got the brains to back up
your grades. Prove it, and I'll leave you alone. Yes,
(06:40):
I promise you come over tonight. Convince me that you're
not gaming the system, and I'll stop bothering you about it.
I'll find a way to accept that. Beauty. Really have
(07:00):
the brains, so to speak. So what do you say?
What do you have better things to do tonight? I
thought all you did was study. I promise it'll be
an educational experience, just you, me and a whole lot
(07:29):
of studying. Whatever. Give me your phone. I'm going to
put in my number. I'm adding my address to there. Now.
You have no excuse not to show up tonight my place,
(07:52):
eight o'clock sharp. Show me what you're made of, and
don't be late. I hate waiting. You wouldn't want to
get on my bad side, now, would you. Hey? This
(08:19):
is Lacy. Thank you so much for listening. I really
appreciate it. And thank you to everyone who has been
listening to my stories over on the podcasting sites. So appreciated.
I can see the increase over there, and it's really
making me feel better because I get so nervous, like
if anything ever happens to this platform, I don't want
(08:42):
to lose connection with all of you. So thank you
to everyone who's been doing it. If you search Lacy's
Bedtime Stories on like Spotify or Apple podcast or speaker
is a really good one and follow me over there,
I'd be so thankful If you feel like leaving a
review too, that always help things. Also, a big thank
(09:03):
you to everyone who has gotten a kiss so far
from the Kissing Booth. That's been really, really fun. I've
been sending them out to your emails. If you've got
a kiss from the Kissing Booth, it's still open if
you would like one. They are real imprints of my
lips and the Spice Wrack girls most of them are
(09:24):
doing it as well, so we have a whole booth.
The link is below if you'd like one. If you've
got one, make sure you check your spam. I've been
hearing from people that they're ending up in their spam
box of their email, and so if you're wondering where
your kiss is, that's where it is. When you first
(09:46):
buy it, you get like the example kiss right away,
but for your own special like your own kiss that
goes to your email. So thank you so much to
everyone who's gotten one so far, I really appreciate it.
It's been super fun kissing you. The Seahols is going
on Oh my gosh, So this Sunday. If you're listening
(10:07):
to this, the weekend of February twenty first, twenty twenty five.
On Sunday, I'm playing a Disney only stream over on
Twitch and I'm so excited. I have to do it
only on Twitch, Otherwise I would also do it on
(10:28):
YouTube because YouTube doesn't allow you to play cover songs live.
You can like post cover songs, but you can't play
them live otherwise your stream will get shut down. So
we don't want that happening. But my link to Twitch,
which is a free site. You can just like click
on it and watch. You don't even have to sign
up if you don't want to. The link to that
(10:51):
is below this video. It's just like a live streaming website.
If you don't know what it is, it's like just
like social media, but it's like just live streaming and
it's really fun. And yeah, I'm going to take requests
and sing all the Disney songs that I know, and
I've been practicing them a ton this week and I'm
super excited about it. So yeah, if you want to
(11:14):
hang out Sunday. I don't know exactly what time, but
just like probably around the afternoon sometime, like I don't know,
but just keep Q and I out on my YouTube.
I'll make a community post. And if you're a free
member on Patreon, and if you're a regular member, but
free members get this too. I sent out like notifications
(11:36):
when I go live, so you'll get a notification like
to your email and to your Patreon as well. So
if you want to like make sure that you don't
mis it, you're welcome to do that. And let's see
see if there's anything else going on. I'm getting settled
after some travel and that was really good and it's
(11:59):
nice to be home and focus on stories again. So
if anybody has ideas of kinds of stories you'd like
to hear, and I know Cheerleader obviously, and it's I
want to give a little explanation of why I'm taking
so long with that. I know I've given this explanation
a few times that I like take a little bit
of different kind of care with that story than I
(12:19):
do the other ones. I know exactly where it's going.
It's already ended in my head. I know what's happening.
At least season one is ended, but I'm just actually
trying to figure out the best way to set up
the storytelling of it. It's a little bit more complicated
(12:41):
of a scenario than just my regular stories, Like it
would take a lot of sound effects and like making
it understood what's going on, and so it's just a
little bit different and a little bit trickier to convey
what's going to happen. I hope that's spoiler, but anyway,
(13:03):
she is coming soon. I'm so sorry it's taking so long,
but I hope it'll be worth the wait. I'm hoping
within the next month i'll get another episode or two out.
So now that I'm home and I can really really
focus on writing, I'm so excited to get that one done.
So yeah, But if you guys have any ideas of
(13:25):
other things you'd like to hear, I love getting ideas,
and on Patreon, I have a form that people can
put like patron like members can put ideas into a
little bit more privately. If you don't, like want your
name attached to it, that's totally fine. You can do
that that way as well. So I think that is
(13:48):
about all that I have to blab about today, so
thank you again for listening. Thanks to everyone in Patreon.
Hello to all my friends in Discord and the Disney Stream.
This weekend, I have a big surprise for you, guys,
A big surprise. I'm so excited. So I hope you're
(14:08):
all doing great. I love you so much. We're gonna
give a big squeeze squeeze all right. I love you
so much. Talk to you soon. Bye.
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