Academic Rival Makes You Prove You're Smart [Bully] [Spicy] [Enemies To Lovers] [Intimidating] P2

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Oh, you actually showed up. I didn't think you had
it in you, but here you are. So let's get
down to business, shall we come in? Yeah? Go ahead,

(00:26):
sit down right there. Okay, open your notes from today's class.
I want to see what you actually know. I want
to make sure you're not getting those grades just because
of your pretty face. Okay, we're going to tackle the

(00:49):
Newtonian laws of motion, something I'm sure you're already intimately
familiar with. Right, all right, explain it to me. Okay, now,

(01:12):
explain to me the concept of inertia and how it
applies to a body in uniform motion. And don't just
recite what the textbook definition is. I want to hear
your understanding of it. Come on, smarty pants, impress me.

(01:37):
Well that was an easy one. I just wanted to
warm you up. Okay. Now, how do you explain the
principles of quantum mechanics in relation to particle physics? Well? Obviously, okay.

(02:04):
Now how do you think the concept of wave particle
duality applies to our understanding of the universe? Wow? Okay, well,
you really have been studying very good. You know. I

(02:30):
have to admit I am a bit impressed you actually
are quite smart. No, I'm not surprised, actually, and I

(02:51):
do have to confess a little something to you. I
knew that already that you were smart. I knew you
were really smart. And that's not actually why I asked

(03:19):
you here tonight. No, and why did I ask you here?
That's a good question. I've been struggling with something. No,

(03:40):
not physics. I'm angry at you. Yes, I'm angry at you. You. Yes,
you do you see anyone else around here? Well, it's

(04:06):
it's not because I think you're not smart. It's not
because I think you're using your looks to get ahead.
It's because it's because you're distracting me. Yes, you were

(04:33):
distracting me. Your presence in class, the way you look,
the way you dress, it's starting to make me fall behind.

(04:53):
It's so embarrassing. I find myself staring at you instead
of taking notes, and it's pissing me off. You sit
there like it's no big deal to show up in

(05:14):
class the way you do. You just it's inconsiderate. I
know it sounds ridiculous, but I just can't focus when
you're around. And I know I'm not the only one,

(05:34):
but for me, it's different because I'm not just a
teacher or a classmate. I'm your topmost call it what
you want, but I'm your top most academic rival. We

(05:54):
were both valedictorians of our high schools, always at the
top of the class. Of course, I read your record. Jeez,
what do you think I am an amateur? Listen. I
need to be able to focus to stay ahead when

(06:15):
it comes to getting internships and big jobs. The best
companies out there will only want the best of each
graduating class, and that's supposed to be me. But with
you around. So I've been thinking, and I've come up

(06:42):
with a solution. If you let me, if you let
me get you out of my sister, then then maybe

(07:05):
I can focus again and have a fair chance to
reclaim my spot at the top of our class. It's
the only way I can think of to solve this problem.
It's the only way to make things fair again. Come on,

(07:32):
come on, you know it is you're torturing me. Come here,
come closer to me. You understand right, Please, It's the

(08:00):
only way to make things fair, So come on, kiss me.