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May 1, 2025 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, I am so glad you are finally here. Yeah,
come on see my new place. Oh my god, it's
been way too long. I missed you so much. Yes, really,

(00:22):
come on, put your coat over here. My roommate's having
heard date by later and asked if I could keep
the coast clear? Do you mind if we watched the
show in my room? Cool? So what do you think
of my new place? Thanks? Oh, and I have not

(00:44):
watched any more episodes since the last time we had
a Stranger Things night, so you better not have either
good because if you did, I don't know how I
would ever forgive you. Stranger Things is our show. Oh.

(01:06):
I bought oreos, I have ice cream and the freezer donuts,
and I even made some popcorn with that special seasoning
you like. Yeah, I went all out. Well, tonight is
kind of a big deal. You've been so caught up

(01:28):
with your new college life, and I just wanted to
remind you of the good old days. I want to
make sure you remember how much fun we have together,
so you don't forget about me when you're out there
making new friends. Oh and by the way, speaking of
new things, I love your new haircut. Yeah, you look

(01:53):
really cute you do. You're always so down on yourself. No, seriously,
you look great. I'm sorry, I'm just I'm really happy
to see you. It's been way too long, you know.

(02:16):
It's been a while since we've had a night like this,
just us, no distractions. Yeah, a while. Oh. If I'm
being completely honest, I have been feeling a bit left

(02:38):
out lately with you hanging out with your new friends
all the time. I know I'm not your only friend,
but i'd be lying if I said I didn't wish
I got to see a bit more of you now.
I don't mean like that. I'm just I'm not trying

(03:01):
to be selfish or anything. I just I feel like
we used to be really close and now we're just
like acquaintances or something. I don't like it. I want
us to be more than that. I want us to

(03:25):
be the kind of friends who talk every day and
can tell each other anything, like even big things that
we've been holding inside, like our most private thoughts and secrets.
And sorry, I know I'm being a bit dramatic. I

(03:52):
actually like your new friends. Yeah, they're funny. Someone with
the beanie is starting to grow on me. I just
I don't know. Even though I like them and I
am really happy that you're making friends and starting to

(04:15):
find people at your college and stuff, I just I
still kind of feel like I'm losing you to them.
We used to be inseparable, we told each other everything,
and now it's like pulling teeth to get you to

(04:35):
hang out. I guess I'm just being selfish. No, I am,
It's just I've known you since forever and I'm not
used to having to share you. Hey, I just I

(05:00):
don't like sharing, especially when it comes to you. No. No,
I'm not trying to make you feel bad. I'm really not.
I shouldn't have even brought this up. Well, thank you

(05:22):
for caring. It does mean a lot to me. Hey,
how about we maybe maybe we make a pact to
prioritize our friendship more, you know, make time for each

(05:43):
other even when we're busy with school and other stuff,
Like maybe once a week we hang out no matter
what we have going on. We make sure we have
a movie night, or you can tutor me like you
used to. My statistics class is a total nightmare and

(06:08):
you're so good at that stuff. Or even if we
just met up for coffee or something. I feel like
we keep letting weeks and weeks go by, and then
when we see each other, it's like, I don't know,
we just don't know what's going on with each other anymore.

(06:30):
What do you think once a week, you and me.
I really don't want to lose you. I know that
sounds crazy, but I just feel like we have something special,

(06:54):
a really special friendship, and I don't want to let
it slip away. Okay, good enough seriousness. Let's get cozy
and watch the show. You want some blanket, Well, I

(07:18):
know how much you like getting cozy. I set the
heat to low, just the way you like it so
we can get toasty under the covers. Oh and I
even have hot cocoa. Yeah, I know, I'm the best. Okay,
I'll get under the covers with you and we can

(07:42):
snuggle up. A. This is so much better. Yay, I
have my best friend back. Okay, let me start the show.

(08:04):
Oh sorry, sorry, I thought that was the remote. I
didn't mean to grab your I didn't mean to grab you.
Oh my god, I'm sorry. Oh my god, Oh my god.

(08:31):
I am dying right now, literally dying. I'm sorry. I
am I apologize. Okay, I will look where I grab

(08:53):
next time. But come on, you can't be offended. You're
my bestie. I don't think there is one inch on
you that I haven't seen or snuggled at some point,
and I think you can say the same about me.

(09:16):
I mean, we literally used to run around in our
underwear when we were kids. My mom has the pictures
to prove it. So, oh my god, I think we
can chill out and let me put on the show. Okay,

(09:39):
Oh you think I did that on purpose? So, oh
my god, I am not a creep. Stop stop. Oh
my god, I am going to tickle the hell out
of you if you don't stop. Yeah, right, I say,

(10:03):
and totally ridiculous thing to say. You are literally my
best friend in the world, and that's why we've always
been best friends. Did you literally just ask me that?

(10:24):
Did you literally just ask me if I've ever thought
about more? You mean more with you, more than just friends.
It was an accident. I know that's not what you

(10:51):
asked me. It was an accident because I don't know
how to answer the question you just asked me. I
don't I don't know what I feel sometimes. All I

(11:14):
know is that when you're gone for too long from
my life. I don't feel complete. And when I see
you off starting your new life with your new friends,

(11:38):
new school and everything, I'm so happy for you. I
really am. But if you really really have to know,
sometimes I can't tell the difference between just missing you,

(12:02):
missing my best friend, and heartbreak. This was just supposed
to be a fun movie night. We're not supposed to
be having deep, hard talks that could potentially ruin our

(12:28):
lifelong friend. What was that, bestie? What did you just do? No?

(12:50):
I I liked it a lot. Actually no, no, that's
actually the problem. Well, because no, well there's no going

(13:20):
back now. This could be really really good, like really good,
or promise me that I'm not going to lose you.

(13:49):
Oh my god, I don't know if this is a
good idea. I'm so scared of losing our friendship. I'm

(14:11):
so confused. M
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