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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Boo aw, you look like you've seen a ghost, although
I will admit I get that reaction rather often. Don't worry.
I'm not here to hurt you. Jeez. I'm in your
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gothic literature class. I sit one row over. Oh sure, sure, yeah,
I've never noticed you looking my way or anything. Oh
come on, you totally have whatever. I don't care anyways,
I just wanted to confirm something. Well, I don't really
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do social media, but I have been working on my
own gothic clothing line, so I'm kind of forced to.
And I noticed a new like last night. Well it
was at like two in the morning, a new like
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on a post of mine of me wearing one of
my pleated skirts, fishnut stockings and chains in the graveyard.
The post was from over a year ago, and this
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profile the one who liked my old post. While the
username is just otaku overlord, the profile photo looks a
lot like you. Yeah it does. Hey, it's okay. I'm
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not gonna like embarrass you about it or anything. I
appreciate that you took the time to go through all
of my photos like that. You in the market for
spiked collars. Oh come on, it was totally you excuse me. Look,
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look at this profile photo. Tell me that's not you. Seriously,
you're wearing the same dragon ball Z hoodie that you're
wearing right now. Oh, because I can see the top
of that dude's spiky hair in your pick. Don't try
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to gaslight me. I can see with my own eyes
it's you, all right, Then take out your phone. Well,
if it's not you, then you should have no problem
taking out your phone and showing me. Yeah, show me
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your real Instagram handle? Come on, come on, do it fine?
Then I will take it myself. What's the big deal? Now,
let me have it. It's just a stupid little photo.
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Let me say, Wow, no password? You really live on
the wild side? Okay in Sta? Well, well, well, my dear,
or should I call you? Oh? Don't go overlord? Thank god? Hey, chill,
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you're so sensitive? You are? Okay, Okay, you relax. You
can have your phone back in one second. Wait, I
just gotta follow my profile from yours. Well, if you're
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gonna creep, you should at least follow. Plus, how can
I message you? If you don't follow me, it end
up in the dreaded message requests folder. You're never looking
in there. Well, maybe I might want to message you sometime.
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Maybe I might want to message you to ask you
to hang out with me sometime. Ask a lot of questions. Look,
I'm going to a concert tonight and my friend just
piled on me. I know it's last minute, but since
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you've been stalking me in the middle of the night
and all, I thought you might possibly like the invitation. Besides,
I don't want to go alone. I look like a
total loser. Ask you nicer seriously. Oh my god, Okay,
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will you please accompany me to be most wonderful and
fantastical concert this evening? It would give me great pleasure
to arrive with you by my side. It'll be fun,
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I promise. What are you scared? We're gonna get too
close and you'll get poked by my spiky collar kind
of my god, jeez, Okay, I'll take it off. I
won't wear it tonight if it would make you feel safer.
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I'm really not that bad, you know, I only look
scary and I don't take off my collar for just anyone. Well,
I recognized you from your picture for a reason. When
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you're looking at me in class, don't you notice me
looking back? Come on, we can headbang together screamer lungs
out to the music. You'll like it, you really will.
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Oh it's a metal concert. Oh you love metal too.
Do you see you're not as different from me as
you think you are. I know you want to go,
Yes I do. I know you want to go, and
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you just know that you have the upper hand right
now and you are milking it. So here's what's gonna
happen tonight. Wait. I need your phone for just one
more second. Okay, I got your address from your Amazon
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sending it to my Instagram. Perfect. I will pick you
up at eight, so be ready for me.