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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I love this bar. I love our little nookback here
in the corner, and I love you. Oh hey, do
you need another drink? No, no, tonight, we are celebrating you.
(00:25):
Let me go get us another round. Sit tight?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Oh oops, sorry sorry, I didn't mean to bump into
you like that. Oh, but I gotta say. The fabric
of your shirt. Wow, yeah, it feels really nice. What
(00:56):
is this cotton? Perhaps some sort of polly blend. It's
starting to feel like boyfriend material to me. Oh sorry,
I'm just so touchy feeling. Yeah I am. I see
(01:17):
you come in here sometimes. Nice to meet you. My
name's Clover, and I always meant to say hi, but
you always seem to be a bit occupied. Oh she's
(01:39):
she's your girlfriend. Well that's disappointing. M h. You're sweet
and clearly loyal. But if it, ever, you know, doesn't
(02:01):
work out. I come here often. Oh oh, I should
get out of your hair. M But remember what I said?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Who was that? Here's your drink, babe? Who was that?
Who was the woman that you were just talking to?
Don't pretend to be confused. I saw her black lipstick,
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her sexy silver and black striped hair. She looks like
she's out of a comic book. You love comic books. Yeah, well,
she was all over you. Oh she just bumped into you.
(03:20):
Oh my god. Really seriously, babe, this bar is really full,
but it's not that full, and she just had to
walk back here to this little corner nook and accidentally
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bump into you. This isn't even on the way to
the bathroom or the entrance or anything. What was she
just taking a tour of the place. You can't be
this naive. Oh my god, you're really this naive. Bumping
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into someone is like the oldest trick in the Flirty book.
Did she touch her shirt and tell you how soft
it was to? Oh my god, she really, I'm gonna
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kill her. I'm gonna kill her. She really, she really
touched your shirt like that. Well that is some nerve.
(04:49):
Excuse me, don't defend her or or I'll get mad
at you two. I know what I'm talking about. I
noticed her earlier. Yeah, well she kind of sticks out.
She's probably the most gorgeous woman in here. Oh, thank you,
(05:18):
good response. Anyways, she kept looking over here. She's been
sitting at that bar for over an hour, sipping her cosmo,
scanning the room like a shark looking for chum, and
then I get up to get us refills and she
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sees her chance to attack. It wasn't an accident, and
and you know what, I have half a mind to
go over there and tell her to back the f off.
(06:00):
I'd like to do a heck of a lot more
than that to her pretty face. But yeah, well, someone's
could have put her in her place. Don't tell me
I'm overreacting. You know how I feel about other women
even looking at you, let alone literally falling all over
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you and feeling your fabrics. Look, I know you didn't
do anything wrong. You're like a lost puppy in the
world of cougars. You don't see how stunning you are.
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You don't always pick up on what these women want
to put down. It's not your fault. But if I
don't tell this bead back off, then what's to happen
next time I get up? I can't sit and babysit
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you every second. I bet she'll pull the old oops,
I spilled a drink on your lap, Let me clean
it up, and then try to draw you off with
their own two hands. What's her name? Come on, babe,
(07:28):
I assume she told you her name if she got
that cozy feeling you up over here. Seriously, her name
is Clover, of course, of course it's a beautiful, magical
(07:53):
kind of Sorry, babe, Sorry, I know you don't want
me to, but I gotta. I gotta settle this one
once and for all. No, no, don't try to stop me, Clover,
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isn't I need a moment of your time?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Hm? Oh hi there, Oh my goodness, I love your dress.
It looks so soft mm comfortable? What is this cotton? Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Great? She has a sexy voice too, Just what I needed. Listen, Clover,
I don't appreciate you waiting for me to get up
to try to pounce on my date. I don't know
what kind of delusional fantasy world you live in, but
let me tell you something. They're taken, as in taken
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by me, as in I will rip your beautiful hair
extensions out and feed them to you if you so
much as look their way again. Got it? Let me
make one thing crystal clear. They're not interested. And even
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if they were, which they're not, I'm not the kind
of girl who lets their date get poached by some
wanna be fem fatale.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I don't know what you think you saw, but I
literally accidentally bumped into.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Your own No, no, no, you don't get to talk.
You get to listen. And while you're you want to
listen to is this back off? And if you ever
try to touch them again, or flirt or anything, you'll
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have to answer to me. I will rain down a
level of petty that you didn't even know existed. You
might be pretty, really really pretty, but I can fix that.
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So we're leaving now, And just so we're clear, my
date is going home with me and we're going to
have a really great night together. So good luck fishing
(10:58):
for leftovers at the bar after we leave. You're gonna
need it. Come on, babe, let's go. Hey wait a second, look,
(11:20):
I'm sorry I made a bit of a scene back there,
but I don't think I would have gotten so upset
if she wasn't clearly so amazing and so pretty in
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that voice. I mean, I even found her hot. I
want you to know then, I will always protect you
and defend you against women like that. You're mine and
(12:01):
I'll never let anyone take you away from me. And
when we get home, I am going to show you
exactly what you mean to me, come on, let's go. Hey,
(12:45):
this is Lacy. Thank you so much for listening. I
appreciate it so so much, And thank you to the
amazing Clover says Hi for guesting on that audio. Isn't
she incredible? Oh my goodness. If you have a not
subscribe to her channel, like what are you even doing?
(13:09):
Go over there and stop this audio right now, don't
even listen any further and go subscribe, because she is
absolutely amazing and so creative, Like her stories are so
different than like anything I ever see, but just just
so amazing, so amazing, and she just has this ability
to be so cute and so funny but also so
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sussy at the same time. It's amazing. It's amazing. So Clover,
thank you so much for guesting on this. And I
have the honor to actually be on one of her
audios this week as well. It's in a series and
I was in an earlier episode of it as well,
And so if you want to hear more of us together,
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you can go over to Clover's page and check out
her late to collab and I'm on there as well.
So I'm so excited about that and I'll be sharing
that with with my Patreon soon too. So so excited,
so excited. Thank you Clover, You're the best. You're the best.
And as always, thank you so much to everyone in Patreon.
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You have no idea how thankful I am to you all,
like I seriously, seriously am. That is the reason I'm
able to continue doing this. And honestly, you like put
a roof over my head and but food and my belly,
like you guys take care of me. You have no
idea and I'm so beyond beyond thankful. And oh yeah,
(14:38):
speaking of Patreon, on just trying to think of things
I could do for you know, for for some of
my tears. You know that that you know, they're kind
of more support here. They have been more support tiers
for a while. But I was trying to think of
stuff that I could do to do a little bit
more for you as a thank you. So there's a
(15:00):
new perk for my Dirty Chai members, my Toxic Macchiato members,
and my Venom Expresso members. You have a little toxic
cave going on. But yeah, so for everyone in those tiers,
I started a thing where I'm doing personalized little messages
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through Discord Voice messages. So they're kind of like little voicemails,
and they can either come from me, like the real me,
or they can be a little bit scripted and come
from like, you know, like a flirty, supportive girlfriend who
you know, like it's you know, a little bit flirty
but also just you know, wants to encourage you and
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all that good stuff. So either once a week, twice
a week, or every other week depending on your tier,
and so the way it works, and this is really
fun for me because then I like get to know
you a little bit more, a little more about you
is once a week if you send me a message
on discord if you're a member of these tiers, and
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tell me whatever you are comfortable sharing that that you're
you have going on that week, or whatever's on your mind.
You know, maybe you have like a job interview that
you're you know, getting yourself ready for, or I don't know,
you're going to a party you're excited about, or like,
you know, I don't know, you want some recipe ideas
(16:30):
of my favorite easy things to cook in the microwave
or something I don't know, but just like whatever you
kind of want to chat about. And then once a
week I like read your message and think about you know,
like like, oh, what are you to do like this thing?
And I'll send you a response and a message you
like usually like like three to six minutes long or whatever.
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And I just thought it'd be fun as a way
to like have a little bit more like one on
one connection with you guys. So anyways, if you are
a member of Patreon, check your tier, and if you
are in those tiers, make sure you join Discord and
send me a message. And I would love to start
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going back and forth with you a little bit more
and getting to know you a little bit better. So
I'm really excited about that. I started them this week
and I already feel closer to you guys. I'll use
stud muffins. So yeah, so that's happening. Oh and I
have news. I've alluded to this a little bit in
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like my streams and stuff. But if you are a
Cheerleader fan, first of all, let me apologize. I know
it takes me a long time, but I just really
care about that story and I want to make it right.
But yeah, so there is a new episode coming out.
It is in the process of being recorded right now.
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It is a collap and I'm really excited about it.
So it's a collab and so the script has been
sent out to a couple of different vas and you know,
I'm working on it myself as well, and it should
be ready for you guys like within the next week
and a half. So I think it's cool. I think
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it's fun. I hope you guys like it. So yeah,
I was really stuck for a little bit on I
knew where this story was going. I've known how it's
going to end for like the last I don't know,
five months or something like that. It just just I've
been stuck on how to tell it through just audio,
(18:36):
you know what I mean. Like like this, this story
is a little bit complicated in that if it were
a movie, I could have, you know, obviously scripted it
out super easy. But to figure out how to let
you guys know what's going on without having a visual
I was really stumped. And I didn't want to change
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the story because it's audio, because I'm like, well, I
don't want to, you know, make my story worse because
I can't figure out how to tal it. So anyways,
I figured it out, and so that episode should be
out I think within the next week and a half,
and there is a spoiler, and I'm going to tell
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you the spoiler just because I actually have to tell you,
all right as you I'm actually going to give a
little spoiler even in the beginning of the audio, before
it even starts, so I may as well tell you
now in this episode you are not the Nerd, so
but I think you'll still really like it. I hope,
I hope, I hope, cross my fingers. But I think
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it's I think it's a fun one and I'm kind
of excited about it. So yeah, and then it won't
be as long as a wait on the next two.
There's there's three more, definitely in this season, I guess,
but at least you know this, in this particular of
this series, there should be three more. And now that
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I've figured out how to tell the story, I think
it'll come a lot faster than it has in the
last few months. So thank you for everyone for your
patients on it, and thank you for caring about her
and or the nerd. Really a lot of you don't
like the cheerleader at all, and that's okay, but thank
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you for caring about the story. Sometimes, you know, we
love to hate a character, so that's okay too. So
oh oh oh, and I have one more bit of
cheerleader news. I do have one more bit. So some
of you already know this, those of you who follow
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the Spice Rack live streams. In my live streams, you
might know that a friend of mine, missus Xena Alexander
have Messed Up Stories, is making a movie and I
am so honored that I get to be a part
of it. I'm going to be in the movie and
I'm so excited. And I'll give you one guess on
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which character of mine is going to be in seenest movie.
I don't know. You tell me who you think it
is in the comments. I feel like I kind of
totally spoiled it. But I'm pretty excited. I'm pretty excited.
We're going to be filming pretty soon, so keep your
eyes peeled. Oh yes, and so, oh my gosh, I
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have so much to share. This is gonna be one
of those tags where it's like longer than the audio.
So I want to say thank you to everyone who
came out to my streams this week, especially last night
the Thursday stream on YouTube. Sorry, I was just laughing
even thinking about it. It was the funniest, like funny
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stream like I've been a part of, Like I know
it was like my stream, but you guys were making
me laugh so hard. So I don't even think that
like I'm the funny one in the stream. I think
it was you guys. I have never laughed like I watched.
I watched like bits of it back, like I scrolled back,
and I realized that the whole last hour was just
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you guys roasting me basically and making me laugh so hard.
I thought like my stomach was going to like explode,
like I was just laughing so hard to like hurt.
And so I just want to thank you guys for
a really good time, a really good time that was
so fun. And also we want to say a huge
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thank you to all of you amazing kind of people
who who were so generous with super chats Bassie and
Denzler and Eclips and Let's see and Christian, Oh my goodness,
Christian lundsay, you are just amazing, amazing, amazingly were so
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beyond generous and I never expect that of you guys,
I really don't. But I just want to make sure
that I properly thank you all with my voice when
you guys like shower me with such love and just support,
and I'm just so beyond grateful, so beyond grateful. You
have no idea. So it's been really fun streaming a
(23:26):
lot lately. It's been really nice having a streaming schedule.
I've just been like, you know, it's like I know,
you know, Okay, Sundays and Thursdays, I'm doing something fun,
you know what I mean, hanging with friends and doing
something fun and like, you know, doing little you know,
sneaky secret streams in between here and there. But like,
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so that's been really fun. So if anyone wants to
hang out on stream on Sundays, I stream on Twitch
and that's where I do music, and I can play
any covers on Twitch. It's allowed, like I can sing anything.
So I have like a song list of it's like
I don't know, two hundred or three hundred songs or
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something like that, and you can request songs and stuff
like that, and then I sing some originals too, And
then on Thursdays, I live stream on YouTube and I
may start doing it both on YouTube and Twitch, but
I have to figure out how. I don't know how.
But yeah, so on YouTube you can't sing covers or
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your stream will get taken down. You can sing like
public domain covers. So I've literally learned some songs from
like the nineteen thirties and like nineteen twenties and stuff,
which has been kind of like fun. And I've sang
some originals. And my friend Brody here in like Discord
and Patroon and stuff wrote in amazing song, so I've
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been covering that sometimes too. So yeah, it's just been
really really fun. It's really fun. We play puzzle and
we just hang out and it's a good time. So
thanks everyone for hanging out with me. It's also been
like really cheering me up lately too. I don't know why.
I've been like a little bit sad pans lately and
I don't know why, but every time I stream, I'm
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like instantly like laughing with like a bunch of people,
and it's like, oh yeah, like life is fun again,
you know what I mean. So thank you guys. You
like bring light into my living room for real. So
let's see what else. Oh yeah, another big thank you,
Thank you guys so much. A couple weekends ago, you
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all helped me fund a new song to record for
my music channel. Which is Lacy Adeo and if you
want to check it out, the link is below to
my last music video, Eerie, my first ever music video,
and I have a holiday song up as well. But
you guys helped me fund the creation of a new song,
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like helping me pay for producers and musicians and all
that stuff. And I'm so excited. I've already started it
this week. The song is written and it's gonna be
insane this movie too, So I'm so excited, or it
may be as long as long as it fits to pitchure.
I'm not gonna say anything until until it's actually locked.
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But but it's written for her movie anyway, inspired by
the story of her movie, so if it fits, you know,
it'll be in there. So yeah, and so I'm so excited.
Starting with a producer this week and should have something
for you guys to listen pretty soon. So thank you
guys so much. It's literally a dream to get to
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do this and to be able to make music. It's
just like I feel like the luckiest girl. I really
really do. So think you think you? Thank you? And
what else? My goodness is so much to share. All
my audios are up on the podcasting sites. If you
want to listen on the podcasting site, it's Lacey Lacy Audios,
(27:04):
Bedtime Stories I think it's called. So you can look
me up on like Spreaker or Apple Podcasts or Spotify
or anything like that. And that's fun. It's nice to
be like connected somewhere else other than this platform, just
in case this platform ever goes away. You never know,
you never know. And yeah, I'm on Instagram too. I
don't know, that's all boy. I have a lot to say,
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but you guys are just so amazing. I just I
have a lot to say to you so and a
lot to thank you for. So anyways, I hope everyone
has the best weekend ever. And if you're around Sunday,
come hang out with me on Twitch. All right, let
me give you a big squeeze.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Excuse me.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
All right, I'll talk to you. I'll see hi.