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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hello, Hello, Hi? Uh do you open the door?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Is this your carriage? Well? Can I hide in it?
No reason, no reason. I just it's so cold out here,
and I forgot my coat. Yeah, that's it, just raising.
(00:44):
Oh this dress, it's nothing. Sometimes a girl just wants
to wear a long, sparkly white gown.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Okay? If I close the curtains on this window here,
I don't want anyone to see. I mean, it's just
so bright out there. Yeah, the sun is hurting my eyes.
Nice to meet you. Oh I look familiar. That's odd. Nope,
(01:22):
I don't think we've ever met. I'm just I'm just
a shop girl. Yeah, I work in a dress shop
in the town square. It's where I got this stress. Actually.
Oh yeah, it does look expensive. Well, I get a
(01:49):
great discount working in the shop. Yeah, it does kind
of look like a wedding dress, doesn't it. Well, it's
definitely not, definitely not a wedding dress. I mean, why
(02:09):
would I be wearing a wedding dress on a random
Saturday afternoon walk. I just thought it was pretty, and
you know, it matches the snow. But yeah, I definitely
should have brought a coat. Silly me. Oh, no, No,
(02:34):
you don't need to give me yours. No, it's really
it's okay. You don't need to give me your coat.
But that's really sweet of you, though, really sweet. If
it's okay, could I just sit in here for a
little while with you while I warm up as you wish? Hauh. Thanks.
(03:06):
And they say chivalry is dead? So what are you
doing this fine afternoon? Oh you're just searching the kingdom
for damsels in distress? Are you cute? I meant what
(03:30):
you said was cute, But sure you're cute too. Oh
you really think I look familiar? I have no idea.
I mean, do you spend a lot of time in
the dress shop in town? Oh you don't think that's it?
(03:54):
Well I don't know what to tell you. But oh wait, sh.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Sh spread out guards. She ran this way. She can't
have gotten far. Check every carriage, every alleyway. The King's
orders are clear. She must be found and returned before nightfall.
No one enters or leaves the city without our knowledge.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Please be quiet.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Who's in there? Identify yourself and state your business.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Please don't answer the door.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Oh never mind, miscarriage is locked. They must be wedding
guests all clear?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, I think they left. Oh no, nothing, I'm just
I'm kind of scared of horses. Yeah, that's it. It's
very irrational of me, I know, but I just like
(05:09):
to be quiet when they go by. I don't want
to spook them, well, because they already spook me. Oh yeah,
I guess your carriage is fooled by horses too.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Your horses look really gentle and nice and stuff. I'm
just scared of the bigger horses, the ones that those
guards ride. I don't want them to get spooked and
go crazy. And you're not believing a word that I'm
saying right now? Are you didn't think so?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Shoot?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Okay, well, I guess since this is your carriage, I
guess I need to be straight up with you. I
promise I'm not a criminal or anything like that, so
don't worry. You're not in any danger or anything like that.
(06:25):
I just okay, this is a wedding dress. Yeah, and
I'm supposed to be in that church around the corner
(06:47):
right now, getting married to a How should I say
this to a not so fair, very nice person. Yeah,
and right now they are probably completely scouring the grounds
(07:14):
looking for me. Because I am currently disappointing about a
gajillion people. Yeah, so thank you for letting me hide
away in here. Oh what's so bad about my fiance?
(07:42):
How much time do you have? Well? You know those
types of people who are well, they treat their staff
like they're not even human. The types that will talk
(08:03):
down to you and tell you that your thoughts and
opinions not only are stupid, but that they don't even
matter at all. Yeah, I was looking at a life
of that. I still might be. To be completely honest
(08:27):
with you, Just because I walked away doesn't mean never mind.
But is it okay if I stay in here for
a while until they give up looking for me for
the night? Thanks? Yeah? Yeah, No one should have to
(08:54):
deal with that. And if that were really all it was,
maybe I could deal with it, you know, to make
my family and everyone happy. But I overheard a conversation
(09:17):
I wish I could forget. Plans were being made for
our wedding night that involved me and a dagger. Let's
just say it didn't really sound like a romantic evening inconceivable,
(09:40):
is right? Why was I in that engagement in the
first place?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
You know, the beauty of arranged marriages. Sometimes it can
be a match made in heaven, and I am so
happy for the couples that it works for. Sometimes they
totally fall in love, and to be honest, I thought
(10:12):
we were like that for a while. I did feel loved,
I did feel I thought it was real. But now
I know it was all just manipulation, a marriage for
(10:35):
political gain and power. I began to realize that the
stories everyone told about my gallant fiance, the tales of
valor and honor, were nothing more than that tales. The
(10:57):
truth is, it was all just manipulation, and I fear
much much worse should I go through with it. Well,
I've been promised into this marriage since before I was born,
(11:20):
so I'm not holding my breath that they're just gonna
let me off the hook. Oh definitely not. Of course,
it doesn't matter what I want. I've been saying for
weeks that I have no interest in marrying that monster anymore.
(11:43):
But that didn't stop them from throwing the wedding of
a century. Yeah, yeah, that wedding. Okay, Okay, I am
sure you've figured it out by now. Everyone knows that
(12:08):
the Royal wedding was going on today. You've got me
figured out. Yes, I'm the princess. If you want to
kick me out of the carriage, I totally get it.
I would understand if you're scared, scared that you would
(12:31):
be arrested or something. I wouldn't let that happen. By
the way, they may be mad at me right now,
but I still hold some royal clout, but I would
understand if you don't feel safe. Really, really, you'd you'd
(12:56):
do that for me. You would take me to your
house and let me stay the night. Wow, that's really
that's really kind of you. Kindness, that's refreshing. Yeah, I
(13:26):
guess I am actually kind of cold. Okay, fine, I'll
take your coat. You know, I feel pretty lucky right now. Well,
(13:47):
I could have barged into anyone's carriage just now, anyone
who would have been happy to turn me into my
family to earn some royal favor, get an inn with
the King and Queen. I couldn't even blame them, really,
(14:09):
but I looked out and ended up in this carriage
with you. I don't know how to repay you. You're
risking a lot to help a complete stranger. But I mean, realistically,
(14:39):
how could I possibly really get out of this for good.
They'll be looking for me everywhere and eventually find their
way to your house. Oh you have a plan, Okay,
(15:04):
tell me about it. Oh you want to stage a scandal,
something that will make them think I've been with you,
(15:24):
a rendezvous. You're suggestingly make it look like I've cheated
on my fiance with you. But that would mean well,
I'd be seen as untouchable, My family would never forgive me,
(15:53):
the Kingdom would be whispering about it for ever. Yeah,
you're right. What's a reputation compared to true freedom? And
if it means never having to face that monster again,
(16:16):
then yeah, yes, Okay, I'll take the scandal. I'll take
the whispers and the shame if it means I can
choose my own destiny. I'm ready. Let's do whatever it
(16:46):
takes to secure my escape. So tonight, I'll trust in
you and your plan.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
This, maybe Ford, but maybe we don't have to stage it,
you know, maybe we could really maybe, maybe we could
(17:30):
really be together. Yeah. Well, I've only been in your
carriage for about ten minutes, and I've already felt more
cared for and protected in this short amount of time
(17:55):
than I have in my entire life being engaged to
that phone. Would it really be the worst thing if
you took me in your arms, kissed me, helped me
(18:18):
safe and tight, and showed me what it really means
to make love. Hey, this is Lacy. Thank you so
much for listening, and Happy Valentine's Day. I love Valentine's Day.
(18:48):
I always have since I was a kid. I've never
seen it as a day for romantic love in particular.
For me, It's always been a day of celebrating love
in general. So even though you know we might not
have romantic partners for our Valentine's Day or maybe you know,
(19:13):
maybe you do. To me, I don't think it is
a holiday just for people in love. I think it
celebrates the love for friendships and family and just wonderful
people in this world who we love. So to me,
(19:33):
that's what my Valentine's Day is. And I love you
all so much. So Happy Valentine's Day. And oh so,
the kissing booth is open until the end of the month.
If anyone doesn't know what that is. Me and some
of my girlfriend VA's the Spice Rack, we all decided
(19:56):
to do a kissing booth. Well, most of us anyways,
and the link to that is below, or you can
just go to laceyaudio dot com, which is a new
website I've been working on. Oh my gosh, but yeah,
so you can get real imprints of real smooches from
our real lips, the closest thing to a kissing booth
(20:20):
we could figure out how to do. So that's pretty fun.
And let's see what else is going on. Oh my gosh, big,
thank you, big, thank you, Jade Blue. You are so sweet,
so beyond sweet, getting me a gorgeous victorious secret shimmer
and lip oil over on thrown. Thank you. Thank you
(20:44):
making my job of making these kisses this month a
lot easier. It's been really fun actually making all these
kisses and sending them out to you all. If you
got a kiss, check your email because you should have
your personalized kiss there. That's the fun about this is like,
no two kisses are the same, so it's your own
(21:09):
personalized one. So anyways, so that's what's going on. I'm
doing some traveling right now, but I'm so excited to
get back home probably know in a few days. Trying
to figure out when this is coming out, Well, what's
going out in Valentine's Day. So yeah, I'm excited to
be home in a few days and doing the Disney
(21:33):
stream and live streams, and we got to do another
reaction live stream to my friends roleplay videos. I think
that would be really fun. So anyways, oh yeah, and
thank you all again for listening to my audios on
the podcasting websites on like spreaker or Spotify, Apple podcasts
(21:56):
like wherever you listen. Thank you so much. That really
really helped helps. If you look up a Lacey Bedtime Stories,
you should find me on there if you have not already.
I really really appreciate it. It always scares me thinking
about if a social media site went down, then I
would lose my friends here and I would be so
(22:19):
sad that we couldn't stay in contact. So subscribing there
would be amazing, amazing, and thank you to everyone who
has so anyways, I'll stop lapping, but I can't wait
to see you. I'll see you next time I go live,
and I hope everyone's having the best Valentine's Day ever.
(22:39):
I love you all so much. I'm gonna give you
a bi all right, talk to you, Stan, Love you bye.
Hello, Hello, Hi? Uh do you open the door?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Is this your carriage? Well? Can I hide in it?
No reason, no reason. I just it's so cold out here,
and I forgot my coat. Yeah, that's it, just raising.
(00:44):
Oh this dress, it's nothing. Sometimes a girl just wants
to wear a long, sparkly white gown.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Okay? If I close the curtains on this window here,
I don't want anyone to see. I mean, it's just
so bright out there. Yeah, the sun is hurting my eyes.
Nice to meet you. Oh I look familiar. That's odd. Nope,
(01:22):
I don't think we've ever met. I'm just I'm just
a shop girl. Yeah, I work in a dress shop
in the town square. It's where I got this stress. Actually.
Oh yeah, it does look expensive. Well, I get a
(01:49):
great discount working in the shop. Yeah, it does kind
of look like a wedding dress, doesn't it. Well, it's
definitely not, definitely not a wedding dress. I mean, why
(02:09):
would I be wearing a wedding dress on a random
Saturday afternoon walk. I just thought it was pretty, and
you know, it matches the snow. But yeah, I definitely
should have brought a coat. Silly me. Oh, no, No,
(02:34):
you don't need to give me yours. No, it's really
it's okay. You don't need to give me your coat.
But that's really sweet of you, though, really sweet. If
it's okay, could I just sit in here for a
little while with you while I warm up as you wish? Hauh. Thanks.
(03:06):
And they say chivalry is dead? So what are you
doing this fine afternoon? Oh you're just searching the kingdom
for damsels in distress? Are you cute? I meant what
(03:30):
you said was cute, But sure you're cute too. Oh
you really think I look familiar? I have no idea.
I mean, do you spend a lot of time in
the dress shop in town? Oh you don't think that's it?
(03:54):
Well I don't know what to tell you. But oh wait, sh.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Sh spread out guards. She ran this way. She can't
have gotten far. Check every carriage, every alleyway. The King's
orders are clear. She must be found and returned before nightfall.
No one enters or leaves the city without our knowledge.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Please be quiet.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Who's in there? Identify yourself and state your business.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Please don't answer the door.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Oh never mind, miscarriage is locked. They must be wedding
guests all clear?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, I think they left. Oh no, nothing, I'm just
I'm kind of scared of horses. Yeah, that's it. It's
very irrational of me, I know, but I just like
(05:09):
to be quiet when they go by. I don't want
to spook them, well, because they already spook me. Oh yeah,
I guess your carriage is fooled by horses too.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Your horses look really gentle and nice and stuff. I'm
just scared of the bigger horses, the ones that those
guards ride. I don't want them to get spooked and
go crazy. And you're not believing a word that I'm
saying right now? Are you didn't think so?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Shoot?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Okay, well, I guess since this is your carriage, I
guess I need to be straight up with you. I
promise I'm not a criminal or anything like that, so
don't worry. You're not in any danger or anything like that.
(06:25):
I just okay, this is a wedding dress. Yeah, and
I'm supposed to be in that church around the corner
(06:47):
right now, getting married to a How should I say
this to a not so fair, very nice person. Yeah,
and right now they are probably completely scouring the grounds
(07:14):
looking for me. Because I am currently disappointing about a
gajillion people. Yeah, so thank you for letting me hide
away in here. Oh what's so bad about my fiance?
(07:42):
How much time do you have? Well? You know those
types of people who are well, they treat their staff
like they're not even human. The types that will talk
(08:03):
down to you and tell you that your thoughts and
opinions not only are stupid, but that they don't even
matter at all. Yeah, I was looking at a life
of that. I still might be. To be completely honest
(08:27):
with you, Just because I walked away doesn't mean never mind.
But is it okay if I stay in here for
a while until they give up looking for me for
the night? Thanks? Yeah? Yeah, No one should have to
(08:54):
deal with that. And if that were really all it was,
maybe I could deal with it, you know, to make
my family and everyone happy. But I overheard a conversation
(09:17):
I wish I could forget. Plans were being made for
our wedding night that involved me and a dagger. Let's
just say it didn't really sound like a romantic evening inconceivable,
(09:40):
is right? Why was I in that engagement in the
first place?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
You know, the beauty of arranged marriages. Sometimes it can
be a match made in heaven, and I am so
happy for the couples that it works for. Sometimes they
totally fall in love, and to be honest, I thought
(10:12):
we were like that for a while. I did feel loved,
I did feel I thought it was real. But now
I know it was all just manipulation, a marriage for
(10:35):
political gain and power. I began to realize that the
stories everyone told about my gallant fiance, the tales of
valor and honor, were nothing more than that tales. The
(10:57):
truth is, it was all just manipulation, and I fear
much much worse should I go through with it. Well,
I've been promised into this marriage since before I was born,
(11:20):
so I'm not holding my breath that they're just gonna
let me off the hook. Oh definitely not. Of course,
it doesn't matter what I want. I've been saying for
weeks that I have no interest in marrying that monster anymore.
(11:43):
But that didn't stop them from throwing the wedding of
a century. Yeah, yeah, that wedding. Okay, Okay, I am
sure you've figured it out by now. Everyone knows that
(12:08):
the Royal wedding was going on today. You've got me
figured out. Yes, I'm the princess. If you want to
kick me out of the carriage, I totally get it.
I would understand if you're scared, scared that you would
(12:31):
be arrested or something. I wouldn't let that happen. By
the way, they may be mad at me right now,
but I still hold some royal clout, but I would
understand if you don't feel safe. Really, really, you'd you'd
(12:56):
do that for me. You would take me to your
house and let me stay the night. Wow, that's really
that's really kind of you. Kindness, that's refreshing. Yeah, I
(13:26):
guess I am actually kind of cold. Okay, fine, I'll
take your coat. You know, I feel pretty lucky right now. Well,
(13:47):
I could have barged into anyone's carriage just now, anyone
who would have been happy to turn me into my
family to earn some royal favor, get an inn with
the King and Queen. I couldn't even blame them, really,
(14:09):
but I looked out and ended up in this carriage
with you. I don't know how to repay you. You're
risking a lot to help a complete stranger. But I mean, realistically,
(14:39):
how could I possibly really get out of this for good.
They'll be looking for me everywhere and eventually find their
way to your house. Oh you have a plan, Okay,
(15:04):
tell me about it. Oh you want to stage a scandal,
something that will make them think I've been with you,
(15:24):
a rendezvous. You're suggestingly make it look like I've cheated
on my fiance with you. But that would mean well,
I'd be seen as untouchable, My family would never forgive me,
(15:53):
the Kingdom would be whispering about it for ever. Yeah,
you're right. What's a reputation compared to true freedom? And
if it means never having to face that monster again,
(16:16):
then yeah, yes, Okay, I'll take the scandal. I'll take
the whispers and the shame if it means I can
choose my own destiny. I'm ready. Let's do whatever it
(16:46):
takes to secure my escape. So tonight, I'll trust in
you and your plan.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
This, maybe Ford, but maybe we don't have to stage it,
you know, maybe we could really maybe, maybe we could
(17:30):
really be together. Yeah. Well, I've only been in your
carriage for about ten minutes, and I've already felt more
cared for and protected in this short amount of time
(17:55):
than I have in my entire life being engaged to
that phone. Would it really be the worst thing if
you took me in your arms, kissed me, helped me
(18:18):
safe and tight, and showed me what it really means
to make love. Hey, this is Lacy. Thank you so
much for listening, and Happy Valentine's Day. I love Valentine's Day.
(18:48):
I always have since I was a kid. I've never
seen it as a day for romantic love in particular.
For me, It's always been a day of celebrating love
in general. So even though you know we might not
have romantic partners for our Valentine's Day or maybe you know,
(19:13):
maybe you do. To me, I don't think it is
a holiday just for people in love. I think it
celebrates the love for friendships and family and just wonderful
people in this world who we love. So to me,
(19:33):
that's what my Valentine's Day is. And I love you
all so much. So Happy Valentine's Day. And oh so,
the kissing booth is open until the end of the month.
If anyone doesn't know what that is. Me and some
of my girlfriend VA's the Spice Rack, we all decided
(19:56):
to do a kissing booth. Well, most of us anyways,
and the link to that is below, or you can
just go to laceyaudio dot com, which is a new
website I've been working on. Oh my gosh, but yeah,
so you can get real imprints of real smooches from
our real lips, the closest thing to a kissing booth
(20:20):
we could figure out how to do. So that's pretty fun.
And let's see what else is going on. Oh my gosh, big,
thank you, big, thank you, Jade Blue. You are so sweet,
so beyond sweet, getting me a gorgeous victorious secret shimmer
and lip oil over on thrown. Thank you. Thank you
(20:44):
making my job of making these kisses this month a
lot easier. It's been really fun actually making all these
kisses and sending them out to you all. If you
got a kiss, check your email because you should have
your personalized kiss there. That's the fun about this is like,
no two kisses are the same, so it's your own
(21:09):
personalized one. So anyways, so that's what's going on. I'm
doing some traveling right now, but I'm so excited to
get back home probably know in a few days. Trying
to figure out when this is coming out, Well, what's
going out in Valentine's Day. So yeah, I'm excited to
be home in a few days and doing the Disney
(21:33):
stream and live streams, and we got to do another
reaction live stream to my friends roleplay videos. I think
that would be really fun. So anyways, oh yeah, and
thank you all again for listening to my audios on
the podcasting websites on like spreaker or Spotify, Apple podcasts
(21:56):
like wherever you listen. Thank you so much. That really
really helped helps. If you look up a Lacey Bedtime Stories,
you should find me on there if you have not already.
I really really appreciate it. It always scares me thinking
about if a social media site went down, then I
would lose my friends here and I would be so
(22:19):
sad that we couldn't stay in contact. So subscribing there
would be amazing, amazing, and thank you to everyone who
has so anyways, I'll stop lapping, but I can't wait
to see you. I'll see you next time I go live,
and I hope everyone's having the best Valentine's Day ever.
(22:39):
I love you all so much. I'm gonna give you
a bi all right, talk to you, Stan, Love you bye.
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