May 13, 2025 • 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Great, just great. Of all the people that I could
have been stuck with on this thirty hour train ride,
it had to be you. Hey, I didn't ask to
bunk in the sleeper car with you. There was a
mechanical problem with the train car I was in, so
(00:23):
they said we all got to get cozy. They told
us to move into the sleeper cars. The train is
stopped while they fix whatever the problem was. But I'm
in here with you for the night. Don't worry. They
said they were funding all of our tickets. I know
(00:46):
you were probably looking forward to a quiet sleeper car
ride to yourself, but well I'm not exactly excited about
it either. No, no, I'm not. Just look at us.
We've barely been broken up for a month, and it
(01:09):
feels like old times. I've never actually seen one of
these sleeper cars before, though. It is pretty cool. Yeah,
I was in business class. So it's just a bed
in here. Oh it starts out as a seat and
(01:34):
you unfold it into this bed. Okay, then, well I'm
not sleeping on the floor, so move over. I'm not
thrilled either, but move over. Look we have slept together
(01:56):
a million times. It's not a big deal. Well, then,
stop being a baby about it. Nothing nothing, I just
I forgot how cute you are when you're mad. Oh,
(02:18):
come on, relax, Well whatever, I'm not your problem anymore anyways,
am I? Well, except, I guess for the next thirty hours.
But somehow I think you'll manage. You know, we could
(02:46):
try to make the best of this. Remember why we
started off as friends in the first place. I don't
know we could start by being friends. Sure, sure we
had some rough times, but we had a lot of
(03:08):
good times too. Don't you remember how much fun we'd
have on our vacations, our fancy dinner dates, the plays
on Broadway. Oh come on, you're still holding onto that really? Well,
(03:29):
look it doesn't matter anymore anyways, since we're broken up.
But for the record, I only did all that stuff.
I only got jealous back then because I loved you
(03:50):
so much, suffocating you. Like I just said, I loved you,
that's all. You should have appreciated how much I cared
about you and I trusted you. I just I just
(04:11):
didn't trust anyone else around you. Okay, maybe some of
it was paranoia, but I couldn't have been wrong every time.
You really still don't get it do you You don't
(04:37):
see how gorgeous and amazing you are still, I'm not kidding.
It was. It was one of the things I've found
(04:58):
both most endearing about you and also extremely frustrating that
you didn't. Oh it looks like you still don't get
(05:20):
how special you are, how anyone would be so freakin'
lucky to be by your side, to be stuck in
a train car with you. I had a million reasons
(05:41):
to be jealous all the time. I did. Maybe I
didn't handle my emotions exactly perfectly, but there isn't really
a handbook for this sort of thing, how to date
(06:03):
the best and most amazing person in the world for dummies.
You are No, you are well, honestly, that's just really,
(06:30):
it's really sad to me. That's still after all this time,
you don't see what a catch you are. And it
was entirely my loss losing you anyways, I won't bother
(06:59):
you you anymore. I'll just disappear into my kindle over
here and leave you. Of course I mean it. I
mean it probably more than anything I've ever said to you.
(07:22):
It was my loss, and I guess I really should
have found a handbook for dummies, because I am definitely,
definitely a dummy. I was trying to hold on so
(07:43):
tight you slipped through my fingers. I guess I should
have locked you in a tower or something. Okay, okay,
Or I could have just chilled and not been so
possessive whatever. You know who I am, babe. You know
(08:09):
chill is not part of my DNA. But I'd be
lying if I said I haven't missed you this past month. Yeah,
(08:35):
a lot. I miss having you to be jealous over.
I miss the way it would feel when I would
kind of win against whoever I thought was coming after you,
(08:59):
knowing that hard as they might try, you were coming
home with me. You were mine. Anyways, it's not worth
(09:25):
rehashing our woes all night. You have made it very
clear that you were done with me. I guess I
have no other choice but to respect. Hello, what was
(09:58):
what was that? Aren't you the same person who broke
up with me three weeks ago. I'm not complaining or anything,
absolutely not. I just wait, what am I doing? I'm
(10:22):
not going to question this? Nope, nope, but I'm not
gonna question at all. Let's just hope this train can
stay on its tracks. By the time we're through M.
(10:44):
Because I think we could derail this thing. How about
you
Great, just great. Of all the people that I could
have been stuck with on this thirty hour train ride,
it had to be you. Hey, I didn't ask to
bunk in the sleeper car with you. There was a
mechanical problem with the train car I was in, so
(00:23):
they said we all got to get cozy. They told
us to move into the sleeper cars. The train is
stopped while they fix whatever the problem was. But I'm
in here with you for the night. Don't worry. They
said they were funding all of our tickets. I know
(00:46):
you were probably looking forward to a quiet sleeper car
ride to yourself, but well I'm not exactly excited about
it either. No, no, I'm not. Just look at us.
We've barely been broken up for a month, and it
(01:09):
feels like old times. I've never actually seen one of
these sleeper cars before, though. It is pretty cool. Yeah,
I was in business class. So it's just a bed
in here. Oh it starts out as a seat and
(01:34):
you unfold it into this bed. Okay, then, well I'm
not sleeping on the floor, so move over. I'm not
thrilled either, but move over. Look we have slept together
(01:56):
a million times. It's not a big deal. Well, then,
stop being a baby about it. Nothing nothing, I just
I forgot how cute you are when you're mad. Oh,
(02:18):
come on, relax, Well whatever, I'm not your problem anymore anyways,
am I? Well, except, I guess for the next thirty hours.
But somehow I think you'll manage. You know, we could
(02:46):
try to make the best of this. Remember why we
started off as friends in the first place. I don't
know we could start by being friends. Sure, sure we
had some rough times, but we had a lot of
(03:08):
good times too. Don't you remember how much fun we'd
have on our vacations, our fancy dinner dates, the plays
on Broadway. Oh come on, you're still holding onto that really? Well,
(03:29):
look it doesn't matter anymore anyways, since we're broken up.
But for the record, I only did all that stuff.
I only got jealous back then because I loved you
(03:50):
so much, suffocating you. Like I just said, I loved you,
that's all. You should have appreciated how much I cared
about you and I trusted you. I just I just
(04:11):
didn't trust anyone else around you. Okay, maybe some of
it was paranoia, but I couldn't have been wrong every time.
You really still don't get it do you You don't
(04:37):
see how gorgeous and amazing you are still, I'm not kidding.
It was. It was one of the things I've found
(04:58):
both most endearing about you and also extremely frustrating that
you didn't. Oh it looks like you still don't get
(05:20):
how special you are, how anyone would be so freakin'
lucky to be by your side, to be stuck in
a train car with you. I had a million reasons
(05:41):
to be jealous all the time. I did. Maybe I
didn't handle my emotions exactly perfectly, but there isn't really
a handbook for this sort of thing, how to date
(06:03):
the best and most amazing person in the world for dummies.
You are No, you are well, honestly, that's just really,
(06:30):
it's really sad to me. That's still after all this time,
you don't see what a catch you are. And it
was entirely my loss losing you anyways, I won't bother
(06:59):
you you anymore. I'll just disappear into my kindle over
here and leave you. Of course I mean it. I
mean it probably more than anything I've ever said to you.
(07:22):
It was my loss, and I guess I really should
have found a handbook for dummies, because I am definitely,
definitely a dummy. I was trying to hold on so
(07:43):
tight you slipped through my fingers. I guess I should
have locked you in a tower or something. Okay, okay,
Or I could have just chilled and not been so
possessive whatever. You know who I am, babe. You know
(08:09):
chill is not part of my DNA. But I'd be
lying if I said I haven't missed you this past month. Yeah,
(08:35):
a lot. I miss having you to be jealous over.
I miss the way it would feel when I would
kind of win against whoever I thought was coming after you,
(08:59):
knowing that hard as they might try, you were coming
home with me. You were mine. Anyways, it's not worth
(09:25):
rehashing our woes all night. You have made it very
clear that you were done with me. I guess I
have no other choice but to respect. Hello, what was
(09:58):
what was that? Aren't you the same person who broke
up with me three weeks ago. I'm not complaining or anything,
absolutely not. I just wait, what am I doing? I'm
(10:22):
not going to question this? Nope, nope, but I'm not
gonna question at all. Let's just hope this train can
stay on its tracks. By the time we're through M.
(10:44):
Because I think we could derail this thing. How about
you
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