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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, babe, babe, can you come here. No, I'm fine,
I have enough cough drops. Yeah, they seem to be working. Thanks.
I actually just wanted to talk to you about something,
(00:25):
if you have a minute. Well, I was watching Netflix
on your tablet and for some reason, the Netflix app
crashed and it closed out into your main screen. I
tried to get the app back, but by accident I
(00:46):
clicked on your files folder m hm, and it opened
up to your downloads. Yeah. Well, I'm telling you all
of this because he don't I want you to think
I was snooping. I wasn't snooping, but when I saw
(01:09):
your downloads folder, I couldn't help but notice a bunch
of downloaded photos of the same girl. Well, can you
tell me who she is? I just told you I
(01:30):
wasn't snooping. Literally, I was watching the night before Christmas
and the app crashed, and all of a sudden, I
have a bunch of pictures of a super hot brunette
girl in front of my face. So excuse me if
I'm not a little bit curious as to who on
(01:52):
earth she is. Clearly she's super hot. I mean, look
at those. That's not the point. The point is why
are you saving pictures of other girls off the internet
(02:13):
onto your private tablet? Really? Really, I'm jealous you're going
to call me names when I've been lying here in bed.
I've been sick for almost a month, and you're going
to take this opportunity to throw insults at me, and
(02:34):
you're avoiding my question who is this girl? And why
do you have pictures of her? You're not going to
dignify my question with an answer. Wow, Wow, you have
(02:56):
some kind of nerve. Yeah, yeah you do. I asked
you totally nicely who she is. I wasn't even snooping
this time. You know what, I think? I think you
(03:21):
wanted to get caught. Yeah. I think the reason you
offered to let me use your tablet, it wasn't you
just being selfless and kind letting me borrow it so
I could watch TV in bed. No, I think you've
(03:45):
been waiting for this moment because I think you love
it when I get upset, when I'm freaking out worried
that there could be another girl who's going to take
you away from me. Mm hmm. I think it makes
(04:06):
you feel special and you come out on top because
it makes me look like the crazy person. While you
get to sit there and feel like the innocent victim.
That's it, isn't it. This is all just a big setup.
(04:30):
I wonder how many of our other fights have been
a complete setup meant to make me look crazy. Oh,
come on, You take me to a Broadway show starring
one of the most beautiful actresses in the world, and
you didn't expect me to get jealous of you watching
(04:52):
her for three straight hours. You take me to one
of the nicest restaurants in New York, that is un
I'm notorious for having the sexiest waitresses in town, and
it's my fault that I'm upset that she talks to you.
You purposefully wear the absolute hottest Halloween costume that they sell,
(05:18):
and I'm crazy forgetting to tell us about it. They're
all freaking setups, Yes they are. And I'm seriously getting
sick of it at this point, literally sick of it
(05:41):
in bed fighting a fever, sick of it. You know,
they say high stress situations can actually lower your immune system,
making you more susceptible to illnesses and viruses. Yeah, and
(06:10):
I gotta say as much as I love you, which
is so much, and you know it, The stress you
put me under with the way you so flippantly throw
these other women in my face all the time. I
(06:34):
literally think it's starting to take a toll on my
whole body, on my health. Yep. And to be honest,
I think you knew this would happen. Yeah, I do.
(06:57):
I think you knew that after you put me through
so many arguments, so much jealousy, stress, you knew that
my little body at some point wouldn't be able to
(07:17):
take it anymore, and you would have me broken, weak
and lying here at your mercy. So congratulations. Are you
happy now? I've been in bed for close to a
(07:42):
month now, I've been too weak to keep track of
your every move the way I normally do. How does
it feel to feel so free? I bet you've been
really and joining your practically single, no strings attached lifestyle
(08:07):
out there on the town. Oh give me a break.
Why else would you do this? You don't love me
the way I love you. No, you don't. You don't
know what it's like to have your every emotion dictated
(08:28):
by the affection or black thereof of the only object
of your affection. You know it's true, You know that
you can break me by just looking at another girl.
(08:54):
You know what it does to me. You know that
you can completely feed my soul. You can make me
feel better than anyone or anything in this entire world
when you hold your arms around me, look at my
(09:17):
eyes and tell me that I am the only girl
you're ever gonna want. You own me, and you know it.
(09:37):
So could you at least if you're going to keep
playing with my heart, could you at least do me
the decency to tell me who this girl is that
(09:58):
you have like ten pictures of in your tablet? Please?
Did I open the photos? No? I just I saw
(10:18):
the thumbnails in the folder. That hurt enough. I really
don't need to torture myself further by making the pictures
of her even bigger and in my face. But thanks,
you want me to open them up? Babe? I don't
(10:42):
really think that's a good idea. You know, I suffer
from rage blackouts, and this tablet has actually been fairly
helpful to me being so sick. I don't really feel
like shattering it against the wall right now. Fine, Fine,
(11:04):
I'll open the stupid photos, but don't say I didn't
warn you. Wait, wait, what on earth? Why are these me?
(11:30):
Why do you have a bunch of photos of me,
but with dark hair. I've never had my hair like. Yeah,
I was toying with the idea the other day. I've
always been blonde. I thought it might be neat to
change things up a bit. But remember I chickened out
(11:56):
because I thought I might look I'm really confused right now.
Can you help me out? You used AI to show
me what I might look like as a brunette. You
(12:18):
wanted me to know I look beautiful with any air color.
Oh my god, babe, I mean that's really nice, and
every you scared me, Yeah, you really scared me. Well
(12:45):
it wasn't your smartest move. But I guess just this once,
I can maybe let it slide. I mean, I guess
I do kind of look cute as a brunette. It's
(13:08):
wild how real it looks AI is creepy that you
should tell me next time, got it? Well, you know
I'm still a bit feverish and I'm not really thinking straight.
(13:29):
And plus you know how wild I can get when
I think there might be another girl that possibly could
get between you and me. I don't think I could
(13:53):
ever take that. No, I really couldn't, because I want
you all to myself. Hm, I do, and I am
(14:21):
going to make sure that the only other girl you're
evert with is this brunette in these photos right here. Yeah. Well,
maybe I will dye my hair, maybe just a temporary
(14:45):
thing to play. You might even feel like you're cheating
on me for a little bit. Oh wait, scratch that.
I don't even like that. I don't even like the
idea of you feeling like you're cheating on me. Mm
(15:09):
hmm nope. Now tell me, do you feel really really
bad for having made me worry so much tonight? Mm?
(15:32):
You better to feel ready to try to make it
up to me. Yeah, and you made me feel really bad,
so can you make me feel really good?
Hey, babe, babe, can you come here. No, I'm fine,
I have enough cough drops. Yeah, they seem to be working. Thanks.
I actually just wanted to talk to you about something,
(00:25):
if you have a minute. Well, I was watching Netflix
on your tablet and for some reason, the Netflix app
crashed and it closed out into your main screen. I
tried to get the app back, but by accident I
(00:46):
clicked on your files folder m hm, and it opened
up to your downloads. Yeah. Well, I'm telling you all
of this because he don't I want you to think
I was snooping. I wasn't snooping, but when I saw
(01:09):
your downloads folder, I couldn't help but notice a bunch
of downloaded photos of the same girl. Well, can you
tell me who she is? I just told you I
(01:30):
wasn't snooping. Literally, I was watching the night before Christmas
and the app crashed, and all of a sudden, I
have a bunch of pictures of a super hot brunette
girl in front of my face. So excuse me if
I'm not a little bit curious as to who on
(01:52):
earth she is. Clearly she's super hot. I mean, look
at those. That's not the point. The point is why
are you saving pictures of other girls off the internet
(02:13):
onto your private tablet? Really? Really, I'm jealous you're going
to call me names when I've been lying here in bed.
I've been sick for almost a month, and you're going
to take this opportunity to throw insults at me, and
(02:34):
you're avoiding my question who is this girl? And why
do you have pictures of her? You're not going to
dignify my question with an answer. Wow, Wow, you have
(02:56):
some kind of nerve. Yeah, yeah you do. I asked
you totally nicely who she is. I wasn't even snooping
this time. You know what, I think? I think you
(03:21):
wanted to get caught. Yeah. I think the reason you
offered to let me use your tablet, it wasn't you
just being selfless and kind letting me borrow it so
I could watch TV in bed. No, I think you've
(03:45):
been waiting for this moment because I think you love
it when I get upset, when I'm freaking out worried
that there could be another girl who's going to take
you away from me. Mm hmm. I think it makes
(04:06):
you feel special and you come out on top because
it makes me look like the crazy person. While you
get to sit there and feel like the innocent victim.
That's it, isn't it. This is all just a big setup.
(04:30):
I wonder how many of our other fights have been
a complete setup meant to make me look crazy. Oh,
come on, You take me to a Broadway show starring
one of the most beautiful actresses in the world, and
you didn't expect me to get jealous of you watching
(04:52):
her for three straight hours. You take me to one
of the nicest restaurants in New York, that is un
I'm notorious for having the sexiest waitresses in town, and
it's my fault that I'm upset that she talks to you.
You purposefully wear the absolute hottest Halloween costume that they sell,
(05:18):
and I'm crazy forgetting to tell us about it. They're
all freaking setups, Yes they are. And I'm seriously getting
sick of it at this point, literally sick of it
(05:41):
in bed fighting a fever, sick of it. You know,
they say high stress situations can actually lower your immune system,
making you more susceptible to illnesses and viruses. Yeah, and
(06:10):
I gotta say as much as I love you, which
is so much, and you know it, The stress you
put me under with the way you so flippantly throw
these other women in my face all the time. I
(06:34):
literally think it's starting to take a toll on my
whole body, on my health. Yep. And to be honest,
I think you knew this would happen. Yeah, I do.
(06:57):
I think you knew that after you put me through
so many arguments, so much jealousy, stress, you knew that
my little body at some point wouldn't be able to
(07:17):
take it anymore, and you would have me broken, weak
and lying here at your mercy. So congratulations. Are you
happy now? I've been in bed for close to a
(07:42):
month now, I've been too weak to keep track of
your every move the way I normally do. How does
it feel to feel so free? I bet you've been
really and joining your practically single, no strings attached lifestyle
(08:07):
out there on the town. Oh give me a break.
Why else would you do this? You don't love me
the way I love you. No, you don't. You don't
know what it's like to have your every emotion dictated
(08:28):
by the affection or black thereof of the only object
of your affection. You know it's true, You know that
you can break me by just looking at another girl.
(08:54):
You know what it does to me. You know that
you can completely feed my soul. You can make me
feel better than anyone or anything in this entire world
when you hold your arms around me, look at my
(09:17):
eyes and tell me that I am the only girl
you're ever gonna want. You own me, and you know it.
(09:37):
So could you at least if you're going to keep
playing with my heart, could you at least do me
the decency to tell me who this girl is that
(09:58):
you have like ten pictures of in your tablet? Please?
Did I open the photos? No? I just I saw
(10:18):
the thumbnails in the folder. That hurt enough. I really
don't need to torture myself further by making the pictures
of her even bigger and in my face. But thanks,
you want me to open them up? Babe? I don't
(10:42):
really think that's a good idea. You know, I suffer
from rage blackouts, and this tablet has actually been fairly
helpful to me being so sick. I don't really feel
like shattering it against the wall right now. Fine, Fine,
(11:04):
I'll open the stupid photos, but don't say I didn't
warn you. Wait, wait, what on earth? Why are these me?
(11:30):
Why do you have a bunch of photos of me,
but with dark hair. I've never had my hair like. Yeah,
I was toying with the idea the other day. I've
always been blonde. I thought it might be neat to
change things up a bit. But remember I chickened out
(11:56):
because I thought I might look I'm really confused right now.
Can you help me out? You used AI to show
me what I might look like as a brunette. You
(12:18):
wanted me to know I look beautiful with any air color.
Oh my god, babe, I mean that's really nice, and
every you scared me, Yeah, you really scared me. Well
(12:45):
it wasn't your smartest move. But I guess just this once,
I can maybe let it slide. I mean, I guess
I do kind of look cute as a brunette. It's
(13:08):
wild how real it looks AI is creepy that you
should tell me next time, got it? Well, you know
I'm still a bit feverish and I'm not really thinking straight.
(13:29):
And plus you know how wild I can get when
I think there might be another girl that possibly could
get between you and me. I don't think I could
(13:53):
ever take that. No, I really couldn't, because I want
you all to myself. Hm, I do, and I am
(14:21):
going to make sure that the only other girl you're
evert with is this brunette in these photos right here. Yeah. Well,
maybe I will dye my hair, maybe just a temporary
(14:45):
thing to play. You might even feel like you're cheating
on me for a little bit. Oh wait, scratch that.
I don't even like that. I don't even like the
idea of you feeling like you're cheating on me. Mm
(15:09):
hmm nope. Now tell me, do you feel really really
bad for having made me worry so much tonight? Mm?
(15:32):
You better to feel ready to try to make it
up to me. Yeah, and you made me feel really bad,
so can you make me feel really good?
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