May 16, 2025 • 12 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Oh wow, this is just so amazing. I mean, who
wouldn't want to hurl down a mountain onto sticks. It's
like the ultimate rush, right, Okay, okay, I've got this.
(00:24):
Just need to channel my inner ski money. Look at me,
I'm like a graceful gazelle on ice. This is just
so much fun. Oh have I ever skiped before? I
(00:49):
mean not professionally or anything, but uh, you know I've
been to Aspen and Veil. Yeah, they have the best
cocoa in Veil. Yeah. I think I was just born
for the slopes. Balance, Yes, that is key. I've got
(01:17):
plenty of that, and you are just such a great instructor. Loops. Stupid, stupid.
Why did I think I could do this? Oh? Nothing,
(01:40):
I'm just taking a little break on the ground, enjoying
the snow. Yeah, that's it, a snow break. Oh yeah,
I'm fine. I just need to regroup. Do I want
(02:01):
to hand up? Thank you? Sure? You are so kind,
so chivalrous? Am I okay? Oh? I am more than okay.
(02:23):
I am living my best life and I'm gonna do
it right this time. I think I'm just a little
bit rusty. Here we go. This is just like riding
a bike that was intentional, just practicing my falling. It's
(02:54):
just so important to practice your falling. Oh boy, this
mountain air is just I can't keep this up. I
hate skiing, Yes, I hate skiing, and I can't believe
(03:15):
there are people who actually enjoy this torture. I'm freezing,
I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I just I hate skiing
and I don't understand why anyone would want to do this.
(03:35):
It's so cold and yet somehow I'm hot at the
same time. It's just sorry, Why am I here? Well,
(03:56):
I'm just trying to, you know, get in touch with
my inner outdoorsy person. Yeah, that's it. And I heard
that this was a great way to, you know, meet
new people and get some sunshine. And you're not buying this,
(04:23):
are you? Oh fine, I'm a fraud. I'm a total fraud.
I don't know the first thing about skiing, and I
don't want to learn. I'm here because because I saw
(04:48):
you and I thought you were cute. You were sitting
by the fire last night in the lodge and you
looked really cozy with your hot cocoa. And when you
put the sign up sheet for your lessons, it just
(05:11):
this is so embarrassing. I'm not a freak, I promise.
I just didn't know if i'd run into you again.
So I came with my family and I was all
set to lounge by the fire with my hot cocoa
(05:31):
and my books all weekend. But then there you were,
and I just, I'm sorry, I'm making a total fool
out of myself, aren't I Yes, yes I am, and
(05:57):
I am paying you for skiing lessons, not to pity me.
While I do appreciate your pity, I do feel like
kind of an idiot. I'm not gonna lie. Well, what
(06:19):
kind of crazy girl pays someone to bring them to
do something that they totally hate just so they can
spend time with them and possibly get to know them.
Although I have to imagine that this is not the
(06:39):
first time that this has happened to you. I mean,
you have to realize that you're like the quintessential hot
ski instructor, right you are. You're like almost a character,
(07:00):
sure of it or something. Oh, come on, don't act
like you don't realize it. You're going to make me
feel like I'm even crazier here. Don't try to tell
me that girls aren't constantly signing up for your ski classes.
(07:21):
You're going to make me feel like a total weirdo
if you deny it. Thank you now, I don't feel
as creepy anyways. I will show myself out. However, you
show yourself out of a mountain, I think I will
(07:47):
go this way. Well, I'm not going to continue this
lesson now that I'm busted. That would feel a little
bit silly, wouldn't it. No, Seriously, I meant it when
I said I hate skiing. I think all you people
(08:10):
are crazy. More power to you. I'm glad you found
your bliss, but mine looks more like a romance novel
and a mug of peppermint hot cocoa Back at the lodge,
and I think I have sufficiently embarrassed myself for one day.
So sorry, I signed up for your class and wasted
(08:35):
your time. Enjoy the slopes. Hey, what are you doing?
Just because I'm headed back doesn't mean you shouldn't enjoy
(08:55):
the rest of your runs. Peppermint coco sounds better to you.
I find that hard to believe. Oh, peppermint cocoa with
me sounds better to you? Does it? Really? Is this
(09:19):
like a pity thing or something, because really, I'm not
trying to mess up your Oh oh well, then I
guess I am not sorry that I signed up for
(09:41):
your class and wasted your time. Well this beats romance
novel any day. All right, then let's go get that
hot cocoa. Hey, this is Lacy. I hope everyone's having
(10:10):
an awesome day wherever you are. Thank you so much
for listening to this. Thank you to everyone in Patreon
keeping me alive, letting me continue to be able to
do this. I am so so grateful. I thought this
would be kind of a cute story while it's still winter.
(10:32):
I wanted to do a skiing story. But then I
realized that I know nothing about skiing. I've only gone
once when I was a kid, and I didn't really
like it, so my parents never made me do it again.
And that I was like, oh man, how am I
going to write? You know, they say write what you know,
(10:53):
but I don't know anything about skiing. So I was like,
how can I do this? Because I still want to
have a skiing story. And then I realized, okay, I
could be like myself, who doesn't really have any interest
in skiing but maybe might possibly chase a cute ski
(11:15):
Instructor out Adolescence. Anyways, I thought it would be silly
and kind of a fun little meat cute that. Anyways,
thanks again for listening, and oh my gosh, I want
to say thank you to everyone who has been listening
to my stories on the podcasting sites. Oh thank you
(11:36):
so much. I've seen the numbers go up over there
and it's so helpful. It gives me a little bit
of peace of mind that, like you know, if you
know this, this platform that we're all on ever goes away,
that will still be able to keep in touch. And
that means the world to me. If you haven't already,
(11:57):
if you want to look up on any podcasting site,
I should be there. If you look up Lacey's Bedtime Stories,
I'm there. And Speaker is the one that I used
the most. S P R e A K e R.
That's a great place to listen to your podcast. I'm
(12:17):
also in Spotify and Apple Podcasts and all that stuff,
So thank you so much for listening. I'm releasing daily
over there, so thank you. Thank you. Anyways, Okay, I'll
stop laughing the hide to my friends in Discord, you
guys are awesome. Join us in discord. It's the funnest
(12:38):
and I love you all. Let me give you a
big squeeze, all right. I'll talk to y'all soon, Love
you bye,
Oh wow, this is just so amazing. I mean, who
wouldn't want to hurl down a mountain onto sticks. It's
like the ultimate rush, right, Okay, okay, I've got this.
(00:24):
Just need to channel my inner ski money. Look at me,
I'm like a graceful gazelle on ice. This is just
so much fun. Oh have I ever skiped before? I
(00:49):
mean not professionally or anything, but uh, you know I've
been to Aspen and Veil. Yeah, they have the best
cocoa in Veil. Yeah. I think I was just born
for the slopes. Balance, Yes, that is key. I've got
(01:17):
plenty of that, and you are just such a great instructor. Loops. Stupid, stupid.
Why did I think I could do this? Oh? Nothing,
(01:40):
I'm just taking a little break on the ground, enjoying
the snow. Yeah, that's it, a snow break. Oh yeah,
I'm fine. I just need to regroup. Do I want
(02:01):
to hand up? Thank you? Sure? You are so kind,
so chivalrous? Am I okay? Oh? I am more than okay.
(02:23):
I am living my best life and I'm gonna do
it right this time. I think I'm just a little
bit rusty. Here we go. This is just like riding
a bike that was intentional, just practicing my falling. It's
(02:54):
just so important to practice your falling. Oh boy, this
mountain air is just I can't keep this up. I
hate skiing, Yes, I hate skiing, and I can't believe
(03:15):
there are people who actually enjoy this torture. I'm freezing,
I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I just I hate skiing
and I don't understand why anyone would want to do this.
(03:35):
It's so cold and yet somehow I'm hot at the
same time. It's just sorry, Why am I here? Well,
(03:56):
I'm just trying to, you know, get in touch with
my inner outdoorsy person. Yeah, that's it. And I heard
that this was a great way to, you know, meet
new people and get some sunshine. And you're not buying this,
(04:23):
are you? Oh fine, I'm a fraud. I'm a total fraud.
I don't know the first thing about skiing, and I
don't want to learn. I'm here because because I saw
(04:48):
you and I thought you were cute. You were sitting
by the fire last night in the lodge and you
looked really cozy with your hot cocoa. And when you
put the sign up sheet for your lessons, it just
(05:11):
this is so embarrassing. I'm not a freak, I promise.
I just didn't know if i'd run into you again.
So I came with my family and I was all
set to lounge by the fire with my hot cocoa
(05:31):
and my books all weekend. But then there you were,
and I just, I'm sorry, I'm making a total fool
out of myself, aren't I Yes, yes I am, and
(05:57):
I am paying you for skiing lessons, not to pity me.
While I do appreciate your pity, I do feel like
kind of an idiot. I'm not gonna lie. Well, what
(06:19):
kind of crazy girl pays someone to bring them to
do something that they totally hate just so they can
spend time with them and possibly get to know them.
Although I have to imagine that this is not the
(06:39):
first time that this has happened to you. I mean,
you have to realize that you're like the quintessential hot
ski instructor, right you are. You're like almost a character,
(07:00):
sure of it or something. Oh, come on, don't act
like you don't realize it. You're going to make me
feel like I'm even crazier here. Don't try to tell
me that girls aren't constantly signing up for your ski classes.
(07:21):
You're going to make me feel like a total weirdo
if you deny it. Thank you now, I don't feel
as creepy anyways. I will show myself out. However, you
show yourself out of a mountain, I think I will
(07:47):
go this way. Well, I'm not going to continue this
lesson now that I'm busted. That would feel a little
bit silly, wouldn't it. No, Seriously, I meant it when
I said I hate skiing. I think all you people
(08:10):
are crazy. More power to you. I'm glad you found
your bliss, but mine looks more like a romance novel
and a mug of peppermint hot cocoa Back at the lodge,
and I think I have sufficiently embarrassed myself for one day.
So sorry, I signed up for your class and wasted
(08:35):
your time. Enjoy the slopes. Hey, what are you doing?
Just because I'm headed back doesn't mean you shouldn't enjoy
(08:55):
the rest of your runs. Peppermint coco sounds better to you.
I find that hard to believe. Oh, peppermint cocoa with
me sounds better to you? Does it? Really? Is this
(09:19):
like a pity thing or something, because really, I'm not
trying to mess up your Oh oh well, then I
guess I am not sorry that I signed up for
(09:41):
your class and wasted your time. Well this beats romance
novel any day. All right, then let's go get that
hot cocoa. Hey, this is Lacy. I hope everyone's having
(10:10):
an awesome day wherever you are. Thank you so much
for listening to this. Thank you to everyone in Patreon
keeping me alive, letting me continue to be able to
do this. I am so so grateful. I thought this
would be kind of a cute story while it's still winter.
(10:32):
I wanted to do a skiing story. But then I
realized that I know nothing about skiing. I've only gone
once when I was a kid, and I didn't really
like it, so my parents never made me do it again.
And that I was like, oh man, how am I
going to write? You know, they say write what you know,
(10:53):
but I don't know anything about skiing. So I was like,
how can I do this? Because I still want to
have a skiing story. And then I realized, okay, I
could be like myself, who doesn't really have any interest
in skiing but maybe might possibly chase a cute ski
(11:15):
Instructor out Adolescence. Anyways, I thought it would be silly
and kind of a fun little meat cute that. Anyways,
thanks again for listening, and oh my gosh, I want
to say thank you to everyone who has been listening
to my stories on the podcasting sites. Oh thank you
(11:36):
so much. I've seen the numbers go up over there
and it's so helpful. It gives me a little bit
of peace of mind that, like you know, if you
know this, this platform that we're all on ever goes away,
that will still be able to keep in touch. And
that means the world to me. If you haven't already,
(11:57):
if you want to look up on any podcasting site,
I should be there. If you look up Lacey's Bedtime Stories,
I'm there. And Speaker is the one that I used
the most. S P R e A K e R.
That's a great place to listen to your podcast. I'm
(12:17):
also in Spotify and Apple Podcasts and all that stuff,
So thank you so much for listening. I'm releasing daily
over there, so thank you. Thank you. Anyways, Okay, I'll
stop laughing the hide to my friends in Discord, you
guys are awesome. Join us in discord. It's the funnest
(12:38):
and I love you all. Let me give you a
big squeeze, all right. I'll talk to y'all soon, Love
you bye,
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