April 13, 2025 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, darling, darling, I did not get you sick on purpose.
That is an absolutely horrendous allegation and quite frankly, an
assault against my character. I would never do a thing
(00:21):
like that. I simply needed a helping hand. And if
you didn't notice that I wasn't feeling so well when
you were helping me. I mean, you have no one
to blame but yourself. I can't be held responsible for
(00:44):
your poor decisions. But you have to admit the end
result isn't so bad, isn't I mean, it's perfect timing.
Just as I'm starting to feel a little better, You've
(01:06):
come down with the most beautiful, endearing little sickness, and
now it's my turn. Yes, I'm still sick, but I'm
better enough and I can take care of you. Oh no,
(01:34):
you're not going anywhere. We can't have you going out
to the world and infecting all the poor, innocent people
out there. That would be very irresponsible, and I won't
let you do an awful thing like that. Are you
(01:56):
looking so angry? Don't you know how life you are
to have someone who loves you, someone who's obsessed with
you taking care of you, right now? Come on, being
stick together? It's like a dream, a fever dream. But
(02:26):
I feel like it's going to bond us forever. Think
about it, us too, having the same germs, the same
virus coursing through our bodies, connecting us on a brand
new level when we never thought was possible. Isn't it exciting? Hey,
(02:55):
I said, isn't it exciting? We'll get excited. Listen, don't
be mad. I just wanted us to get sick together
because I want us to experience everything together. The closer
(03:21):
we can come to becoming, the closer we can come
to becoming one. I mean, isn't that like the ultimate goal? Fine,
(03:41):
sit there and sour, but while you do drink your water, Hey,
drink it. Listen. You're under my watch right now. And
(04:02):
while I do have to admit you are absolutely adorable,
all sick and vulnerable, I still have to do what's
right and nurse you back to health. But seriously, we
(04:29):
can't have you getting dehydrated over here. You need your
fluids now, sit up for me, Sit up, good drink,
go on, good good patience. No, are we on your medications?
(05:04):
Oh it looks like you're due for this one. Go ahead?
Oh you're too weak to open it. That's really cute.
I mean, no, that's that's terrible. I'm so sorry you're
(05:26):
feeling so weak. Oh what do you do without me?
Excuse me, you'd be healthy and enjoying your life. Wow.
Now that's a very rude thing to say to someone
who's giving all of their time, someone who's still sick
(05:50):
themselves but is taking care of you. Apologize to me,
I said, apologize to me, or or open this medication
bottle yourself. Good, good patient. You know I would be
(06:24):
really mad at you right now, but I know this
isn't really you. It's just your fever. Talking. Fevers make
us all go a little crazy, don't they. Okay, now
here you go, sit up again? Yeah, take it, Wash
(06:54):
it down with some water. Very good, good patient. I
am proud of you. Don't worry. I'll have you feeling
much better in no time. And when you're finally all better,
(07:21):
I know that you won't forget who was the one
who was by your side, who it was who nursed
you back to help. I know when all this sudden done,
we're going to be closer than ever. It's not just
(07:44):
having shared this virus together, it's the memories we're making
right now, the big big emotions you're feeling towards me
in this very moment. You're big anger at me for
getting you sick, your big big fear that your health
(08:07):
is in my hands and that I could withdraw my
help for you at any moment if I don't feel
you're grateful enough, and then you're overwhelming big, big feelings
(08:29):
gratefulness when I do give you your medicine and take
care of you with absolute love and affection. You know,
all of those big, confusing feelings that you're having for
(08:54):
me right now, mixed with your current week state, your feverish,
confused mind, they will all only boil down into one thing.
(09:15):
You becoming completely reliant on me, completely bonded to me
like a puppy to its owner, and you falling so
deeply into love with me that your soul is never
(09:44):
going to be able to escape from. Don't try to
fight at my love at your fate. It's our fate,
and if you ask me, I think it's a beautiful one. Now,
(10:11):
if you really are ever going to get better here,
you need your rest, my sweet sweet little patient, And
I can see just make a look on your face,
how stressed you are Stress will not lead you into
(10:35):
a peaceful, restorative sleep. In fact, that stress could actually
make you become even more ill, and we can't have that,
not on my watch. So I want you laid back, relax,
(11:03):
and let me keep on taking care of you. Let
me distress my gorgeous, gorgeous patient.
Oh, darling, darling, I did not get you sick on purpose.
That is an absolutely horrendous allegation and quite frankly, an
assault against my character. I would never do a thing
(00:21):
like that. I simply needed a helping hand. And if
you didn't notice that I wasn't feeling so well when
you were helping me. I mean, you have no one
to blame but yourself. I can't be held responsible for
(00:44):
your poor decisions. But you have to admit the end
result isn't so bad, isn't I mean, it's perfect timing.
Just as I'm starting to feel a little better, You've
(01:06):
come down with the most beautiful, endearing little sickness, and
now it's my turn. Yes, I'm still sick, but I'm
better enough and I can take care of you. Oh no,
(01:34):
you're not going anywhere. We can't have you going out
to the world and infecting all the poor, innocent people
out there. That would be very irresponsible, and I won't
let you do an awful thing like that. Are you
(01:56):
looking so angry? Don't you know how life you are
to have someone who loves you, someone who's obsessed with
you taking care of you, right now? Come on, being
stick together? It's like a dream, a fever dream. But
(02:26):
I feel like it's going to bond us forever. Think
about it, us too, having the same germs, the same
virus coursing through our bodies, connecting us on a brand
new level when we never thought was possible. Isn't it exciting? Hey,
(02:55):
I said, isn't it exciting? We'll get excited. Listen, don't
be mad. I just wanted us to get sick together
because I want us to experience everything together. The closer
(03:21):
we can come to becoming, the closer we can come
to becoming one. I mean, isn't that like the ultimate goal? Fine,
(03:41):
sit there and sour, but while you do drink your water, Hey,
drink it. Listen. You're under my watch right now. And
(04:02):
while I do have to admit you are absolutely adorable,
all sick and vulnerable, I still have to do what's
right and nurse you back to health. But seriously, we
(04:29):
can't have you getting dehydrated over here. You need your
fluids now, sit up for me, Sit up, good drink,
go on, good good patience. No, are we on your medications?
(05:04):
Oh it looks like you're due for this one. Go ahead?
Oh you're too weak to open it. That's really cute.
I mean, no, that's that's terrible. I'm so sorry you're
(05:26):
feeling so weak. Oh what do you do without me?
Excuse me, you'd be healthy and enjoying your life. Wow.
Now that's a very rude thing to say to someone
who's giving all of their time, someone who's still sick
(05:50):
themselves but is taking care of you. Apologize to me,
I said, apologize to me, or or open this medication
bottle yourself. Good, good patient. You know I would be
(06:24):
really mad at you right now, but I know this
isn't really you. It's just your fever. Talking. Fevers make
us all go a little crazy, don't they. Okay, now
here you go, sit up again? Yeah, take it, Wash
(06:54):
it down with some water. Very good, good patient. I
am proud of you. Don't worry. I'll have you feeling
much better in no time. And when you're finally all better,
(07:21):
I know that you won't forget who was the one
who was by your side, who it was who nursed
you back to help. I know when all this sudden done,
we're going to be closer than ever. It's not just
(07:44):
having shared this virus together, it's the memories we're making
right now, the big big emotions you're feeling towards me
in this very moment. You're big anger at me for
getting you sick, your big big fear that your health
(08:07):
is in my hands and that I could withdraw my
help for you at any moment if I don't feel
you're grateful enough, and then you're overwhelming big, big feelings
(08:29):
gratefulness when I do give you your medicine and take
care of you with absolute love and affection. You know,
all of those big, confusing feelings that you're having for
(08:54):
me right now, mixed with your current week state, your feverish,
confused mind, they will all only boil down into one thing.
(09:15):
You becoming completely reliant on me, completely bonded to me
like a puppy to its owner, and you falling so
deeply into love with me that your soul is never
(09:44):
going to be able to escape from. Don't try to
fight at my love at your fate. It's our fate,
and if you ask me, I think it's a beautiful one. Now,
(10:11):
if you really are ever going to get better here,
you need your rest, my sweet sweet little patient, And
I can see just make a look on your face,
how stressed you are Stress will not lead you into
(10:35):
a peaceful, restorative sleep. In fact, that stress could actually
make you become even more ill, and we can't have that,
not on my watch. So I want you laid back, relax,
(11:03):
and let me keep on taking care of you. Let
me distress my gorgeous, gorgeous patient.
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