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Hi, I'm Jeff. Thanks forjoining us on Let's Win You a Beer.
It's the companion podcast to the History. In fact, it is about
to date podcast. Now we're nothere to save the world. We are
here literally to help you win abeer or help you win A conversation stalls
and turn south and you need somethingto talk about. All right, let's
get to it. Guys. Thenext time you're sitting around drinking beer with
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the fellas and one of the guyslets out a really loud burp. Yeah,
you all know that guy, andhe gets just look like he's really
proud of it. Tell him,a girl can burp louder than he can,
You're gonna win a beer. Whenhe says, no way, man,
they mentioned Kimberly, winner of Virginia. Last month, she set the
Guinness World Record for the loudest burpby a woman one hundred and seven point
three decibels. That's louder than asnowmobile, some motorcycles, lawnmower. Kimberly,
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she brought the world record to theUnited States. It had been in
Italy for the past fourteen years.Kimberly she was actually a little disappointed.
She knows she can't and has burplouder than that. The loudest burp of
all time was by an Australian guy. He ripped one off at one hundred
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and twelve point seven decimals. Butwe hold the woman's record sadly though,
the longest burp freemore record, it'sstill being held in Italy. In two
thousand and nine, this woman burprip for seventy three seconds. So if
you know any ladies who'll go bringthat record to the United States, let
us know she breaks it. We'lleven give her a cool media T shirt.
Now, I'll admit I really haveno desire to watch a burping contest,
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but I would rather watch burping conteststhan the World's longest tennis match took
place in Wimbledon in twenty ten.Lasted eleven hours and five minutes over three
days. John Eisner of the UnitedStates beat Nicholas Mahat to France. Now
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would you believe me if I toldyou that I have a picture of me
playing on a tennis court at Wimbledon. Yeah, I even jumped the net
and everything. Say, about twentyyears ago, we were driving across North
Dakota. Now there's this little towncalled Wimbledon. It's got about a population
of a thousand. They have onetennis court. So now you probably owe
me a beer, give me backmy freedom. Let me live this line
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in drive. See if we're notharming a honey, one would give you
a slaty Okay. Let's end todaywith today's stupid law. Over in Switzerland,
it is illegal to hike naked.Yeah, the last guy caught was
a swiss Man in twenty eleven.I find one hundred dollars now living in
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Colorado. My first thought is don'tthey have mosquitos in Switzerland. Well,
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