May 8, 2024 • 45 mins
Missy and Lila expose songs you love with lyrics you probably never knew were dirty.
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Hey, everybody, it's Missy andLila and we are life and lyrics with
Missy. So today's episode sing Dirtyto Me, Sing Dirty to Me.
Okay, did you have any ideawhen we thought about this episode how many
dirty songs we were going to find? Absolutely not. And I thought we
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were going to go for like themost obvious dirty songs, and then we
realized that we went down the rabbithole and found songs that we never knew
were dirty that are actually dirty.So it's kind of like the misheard lyrics
a bit because you're discovering new Yeah, but then it's like, oh my
gosh, right, that was afilthy song. And the reason why I
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wanted to tackle this it was probablyabout two years ago. We were listening
you guys, I Love Love,Love Love Me some TENACIOUSD and they have
some pretty interesting songs, some prettyfun songs. But when you're listening to
like a streaming platform, and youpick an artist to listen to, it'll
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then like once they're done, onceall their songs are done, it'll just
start playing other stuff. Well,my husband and I saw we were like
listening to these like old timey countrysongs, but they were dirty like so
many of the dirty it was alllike getting busy, like yeah, roof
stuff like turned down the lights andyou think you're saying some love song,
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but it's actually kind of a filter, yes, like double on tundra thing.
Yeah, And I mean we couldhave taken this episode a million different
ways, because there are some justfull blown in your face, like a
lot of the newer artists today,Oh the Kia, my my neck,
my back, my Cardi B andher wpor WP. So we could have
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absolutely gone down that road, butwe would have had to bleep everything out,
bleeping our own bleeps and then goingwith the misheard lyrics that we did
before. We had so much funwith that. That was so diving through
this is going to be fine.I do think that there's there's something a
little more respectful and a little moreclassy and a little more palpable about having
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songs that you didn't know were dirtysongs that that ended up being dirty songs,
rather than the ones that are literallyin your face. Obviously they're filtered.
It's like being dirty and disguised,right, it's just yes, yes,
yes, so do you do youwant to kick things off? But
we have so many graements. Idon't even know if we'll get through all
of them. We may, wemay not. These are just so much
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fun that I have a bunch onmy phone too, So you guys are
gonna see me. You wrote downa lot more than I did, and
I got tired of writing, wentdown as many as I could. Today,
however, I'm going to start withAfternoon Delight by the Starlin Local Band.
You know, it's thinking of you, working up an appetite, looking
forward to a little afternoon to lightrubbing sticks and sounds together and make it
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sparks a night, and the thoughtof you is getting so exciting. Well,
it's it's talking about getting it onin the afternoon. And the song
sounds like a folky, goofy kindof dork song, which I like that
song. Actually, yeah, itsounds it was anty year old virgin,
yeah, and it sounds so innocent. But they're actually talking about getting it
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on in the afternoon, and itI didn't know that for the longest time,
and then I listened to the lyricsand I was like, oh my
god, yeah, they're talking aboutgetting it on. Yeah. So yeah,
so that's where I'm starting. Well, and then so so along those
lines where you know you've sung ityour whole life. You didn't know.
You guys have heard me say beforePrince is naughty, but I didn't.
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I didn't know that Prince was sonaughty until I was well into my adulthood.
I was already a mom of threekids before I realized, Hello,
dude, so little red Corvette.I guess I must be dumb. She
had a pocket full of horses trojans, and some of them used that is
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that's dirty and gross and gross.And I had no idea. I,
really, honest to God, thoughtthat song was about a fast car.
I really had no clue. Now, I always knew that it was a
kind of a dirty stung Yeah,and you guys said. The car that
that our daughter got on her sixteenthbirthday was a little red Corvette, and
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I really I kind of felt guiltyabout doing that, but anyway, it
was a good deal. She lovesher and she named it after Joe Elliott.
It's Jojoe Corve Elliott. So it'sgot a little rotchety What can I
do you? She wanted a whiteeighty four and it was but it didn't
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have airbags. So a month carwe found that. I think it's a
ninety should be mad at mirror atninety four ninety oh god, ninety ninety
four, I think Corvette and itwas the first year with the airbags.
So and it's not it's not fast, it's not a power car. And
so that was the car stop party. You'll know when he's doing I know
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this is a dirty episode. I'mso sorry. We don't need brown air.
You will see him sniffing his owndot, and it's discussion, are
you going to sniff your shape spot? Is that what you can do?
You should be ashamed of yourself.Yeah, you're embarrassed. Everyone's going to
see you. It's awful. Theymight have heard it. The mic might
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have picked that one up. I'mjust saying, sometimes we're a loud,
sometimes they're loud. Yeah, thatwas one that as a kid, I
didn't know. It's kind of like, come on, fill the noise with
the U income on. Yeah,I didn't have any idea, didn't know.
But as a kid, I didn'tknow. But honestly, like the
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song Physical from Olivia Newton John.As I've said before, I love Olivia
Newton John. I always loved her. And yeah, I'm jelicately, perfect
in every way, perfect love herand God rest her soul. But when
that song came out, I rememberI wanted the tape so bad. Yes,
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I said tape. Yes, BecauseI'm old, I still buy tapes.
My father was arguing with me andtrying to tell me that he wouldn't
buy it for me because it wasa bad song. I thought it was
about exercise, which technically I guessit is. Well they did that with
the video. Yeah it is exercise. Yeah, that's the kind of exercise.
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I thought it was like weight liftingand putting on your you know,
aerobic skier and having your sweat bandson. And my dad wouldn't have it,
and I and that's what actually carefulparents, because that's what woke me
up to the fact that it wasa song like Okay, why forbidden Fruit?
Why don't they want this? NowI'm going to invest Yeah, why
isn't my dad letting me listen tothis? And I was like, oh,
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And that's what woke me up tothe song, because him trying to
protect me actually made me think thesong was dirty. And you know,
let's get animal and the song isdefinitely a line in it as an adult
that I'm just like, oh down, yeah, a little saucy she was,
but I love her so anyhow,all right, so beat her up.
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No, I just did a littlered corvette. We just can't ahead.
Well, this one's like painfully obvious. But I'm going to go slide
it in from White Snake, okay. And I had no idea. Okay,
I talked about this in the previouspodcast that my boyfriend Forever back in
the in the eighties and into thenineties, Doug loved White Snake, as
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I told you, and ironically,he was a snake breeder on top of
it. And I always just thoughtthat, like there was a correlation,
like oh, they like snakes too, And I had no idea that White
Snake was representative of a I didnot know that until just now. It
is nice. White Snake is someonejunk, yes, And I'm going to
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side and right to the top,gonna slide it in and never gonna stop
going to slide it inside it,inside it in. That song is so
dirty and that was aggressive even thenthough even then, I I really didn't
think about that, and I don'tknow why, because it's not like I
was some innocent teenager that song madehim sick. Are you are right?
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Kind of? He's like, please, kind of, please, don't talk
about like you're shaking in dog food. Why are you doing what? You
know? There is no shame inthis house. And listen, pets make
everything better here. We like havingthe cass and Duke is always welcome in
our little podcast, and so isthe Willy's he's just, you know,
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just chilling over there, chilling.He likes to smile at Tommy. Okay,
well I have to. I haveto talk about my Knuckleback because I
love my Knuckleback and it's one ofmy favorite songs. But I just remember
when I first read the lyrics tofigure you out, I really just absolutely
fell in love with the whole.I like your pants around your feet.
Just does it say that? Yeah? I like your pants around your feet.
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I like the dirt that's on yourknees. I like the way you
still say please while you're looking upat me. But the way he sings
that on stage like he knows,he knows what he's doing. He wrote
it, and he he gets hegets everybody, well, he gets everybody
in that crowd going, and youknow, he encourages the ladies to go
home, and you know that.He tells the guys they're all gonna get
lucky when they get home, likeyou know, like a lot of arts,
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because it works out the girls upin the audience. Yeah, he
does. And then and then theygo home and they give their heavy some
loving. If you don't know howto seduce your audience, you're not you're
not doing it right, ye,like you gotta yeah, you gotta make
them. No, they're sent in. They're sent in. Thousands of women
home thing and and their boyfriends andhusbands, and they're reaping the benefits.
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Yes, that's exactly exactly, sohigh five to the guys. Yes and
there. Thank you Nicole Back forcontinuing to seduce Yes audiences. Yes,
absolutely, Oh my gosh. Okay, Okay, the Vapors. I always
love the Vapors. One of thebest one hit wonders in the eighties.
Turning Japanese, I didn't I've gotyour pictures three years ago? I got
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I got your picture. I likea million of you all over myself.
I want a doctor to take yourpictures so I can look at you from
inside as well. Now turning Japaneseis the O face? Yes, because
you are, you know, squinting, and and I didn't know that.
As a child, I just thoughtthat you fell in love with the Japanese
girl and was turning Japanese. Ididn't. I thought maybe he was adapting
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to her. And then I getolder and they're like, oh no,
that's the big oh yeah, andthat's the turning Japanese part. And I
was like, all of the ones, all of the ones on your list
that you're going to be talking about, like I either didn't find out till
today or within the last like fiveyears, you know. I'd like to
think that I'm a little more I'mnot saying I don't even know how to
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word this because I'm not like that. I'm like, no, you're not,
you know, it's not like that. But I would like to think
that I was a little more savvyin the sense that, like, I'm
a little more with the times.And there's a lot of songs, you
know. I mean, there's one, you know, I know tonight she
comes from the Cars. I'm sureis not an innocent song. I should
have pulled that one up. Wellyou're talking about it now. It's fine.
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It's pretty evident in the title thatthey didn't have I don't think he
meant coming over right right right?Maybe that first, and then I think
I think only Chris Young meant thathis song I'm coming over, Yes,
But okay, So this one Ididn't even know at all, but I
thought, well, Bruno Mars ison the list and so but I thought
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this line was kind of funny becauseit's just it's very there. It's the
song Gorilla and it's you got yourlegs up in the sky with the devil
in your eyes. Let me hearyou say you went it all, which
isn't really like like raunchy or anythinglike that, but it's pretty. It's
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pretty there, like it's you're he'sjust putting it right there, your legs
are up in the sky, youknow, like that's just that's that's pretty
evident. It's pretty evident. Butit but it was tasteful, tastefully.
We didn't have to bleep anything inthat one. Some of these I cannot
read. I have to read itwith a bleep. Well, it's easy.
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Top has you know too, SnakeBoogie and woke up with Wood and
Tommy you said another one earlier andI didn't write it down pearl necklace,
so you can use your imagination ifyou haven't listened to them, I suggest.
I didn't know what that was eitheruntil I was like, I'm already
divorced from my first husband. Ihad no idea. How do you have
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three children and not know what apearl necklace? Because I never was given
a pearl ned with three children,I didn't know. It's the people without
kids the kid pearl necklaces, perhapsbecause you know, yeah, if you
don't know where that is, kids, go look it up. Can't wear
it around your neck if you wantto have a baby. Kid. All
right, so we all know howbabies are made, right we do,
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Yeah, we can't wear it ifyou want to have a kid. Correct,
pretty full? Stay in school,all right? All right? Is
it my term? It is?Okay, you go, I'm just babbling.
I'm so okay. This one mademe laugh. And please don't get
mad at me. Okay, justyou'll get mad at me. Please.
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It's partitioned by Beyonce, and Iknow her name has been all over the
news everywhere. Just don't get madat me. It's her song partition.
He popped all my buttons, andhe ripped my blouse. He Monica Lewinsky
all over all over her what herwait? But the fact that Monica lewinskied
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like it, just that that madeit into a song. I just I'm
sorry I had to. I readthat and I just giggled like such a
damn schoolgirl stupid. But I waslike, okay, I just have to
add it just because it made megiggle, and I I don't and I'm
sorry forgive me. If you allare huge Beyonce fans, I don't typically
listen to Beyonce. I mean,you know, I've heard some of her
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stuff in the past, and whateveryou hear it on the radio, you
sing along. But so when Ichick, yeah, me too. So
when I read that, I wasjust like, oh my god. I
had to put that in there becauseI just thought it was so funny that
she went there. It was justgreat. Sorry you guys at home,
I'm sorry. You can send mehate mail. It's fine. I'm just
telling you why I did it.No one's allowed to send you hate mail.
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If you they can hate mail,they can. I mean I'm not
going to read it. No,No, what you can do is just
like go away. Yeah, ifyou don't like it thenses or give you
a lug. If you don't likeit, then that's okay. I agree
to do you know what. We'renot for everyone, no, right,
but you know what, if youdo like us, then share us with
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your friends to give us to sharea subscription. Yeah there you go.
All right, all right, I'mgoing to go to her. This one's
abrasive, but thank you Doug Randazzo. Again, I'm sorry, but I
spent ten years with the guy.Yeah, great guy, wonderful guy.
We're really good friends and DJ quickand this was pretty evident. I don't
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want to eat it and it's apretty disgusting, stinking song, but it's
funny at the same So I didn'tread the guy is like in the beginning
of this intro. You got tolook up the intro to the song first,
okay, and you've got to getcreative. I'm not going to go
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into it, but the gagging,choking and coughing is hilarious, and then
it breaks into the song with Idon't want to eat it. So's I
mean, I think, first ofall, that's I just spin all over
duke. It's disgusting appropriate for this, oh my god, like hygiene people
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hygiene, like people that don't prioritizehygiene. I just don't understand. My
sister follows some page on TikTok wheregirls are going to getting wax, and
you don't want to know what theysee on that. It's like soap and
water all their friends. They don'ttake care of their undercarriage. And I
think that people, you got tokeep your situation situated at all times.
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I ended at that, if youwant a good laugh, look up that
song. It is filthy. Andanybody that isn't into filth and doesn't want
to laugh at the really disgusting stuff, don't. Don't do it. But
if it's your thing, if youhave a dirty sense of humor and you
want to laugh at something kind ofgross, look it up. It's still
funny. It's funny. It's prettygross. Yeah, there's a lot of
things in this world that I thinkor you have to have a specific sense
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of humor or attitude before you lookat it. Because like, my mom
should never watch this episode, Likeshe just can't watch this episode at all,
not even the snippet probably gonna belike, no, my mom would
have thought it was funny. Yeah, my mom not so much. But
I had two big brothers, andI'm from Big Bear, California, and
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you know all my road dogs andhomies up there, not homies, but
you know, my friends, mybig Barrians, they we were all just
like this and we said what wethought, and we all made dirty jokes
and it was all in good fun. But we all listened to, you
know, stuff that was always yesee. And I had like a handful
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of girls that I hung out withthat I was friends with, it that
I still maintained good friendships with.But you know, pretty much throughout my
life, you know, I wasalways one of the guys. In fact,
my family they nicknamed me little Jim. At one point they called me
little Jim. I was my dad, yeah, after my dad, and
I'm I am the son my daddidn't have, like I That is who
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I am. I was the fisherbuddy. I was the my dad's a
truck driver. But you're well rounded. And my dad and his buddies would
tell dirty jokes and this and that, and you know, I wasn't supposed
to hear a lot of them,but I did because you know, I'm
Daddy's girl, and I was likesuch a tomboy and I don't even know
if that's a term people use anymore. But I was a client tree under
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knees and caught frogs I made.I made quicksand for my g I Joe's
like I was in it. Ohyou know, I said, my brother's
old like nineteen sixties seventies was likethe Barbie size ones. They had the
tanks and everything. They dated myBarbies absolutely, you know. And I
was. I was a kid thatalways flew off the handlebar on my bike
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and I still go out. Weskated, I picked up frogs out of
the I caught a turtle. OhI think I talked about Gogert and oh
yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah. I just I'm not afraid
of something like that. I'll holda snake. I'll yeah, I don't
hold snakes anymore. Snakes don't botherme. Maybe we'll bring Harley onto an
episode one. Oh, and you'llhave him as your co host, because
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I she's this big and she's aball python and she's adorable. Nope,
No, we're gonna get missed over. Miss No. Missy was not afraid
of snakes until seventh grade. Whybecause we had basically like a show and
tell in our science class we hadwe had core classes, so I had
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science and matho same teacher, misterlittle, mister little, I think it
was mister little, correct me ifI'm wrong. If any of my friends
are watching. Anyways, they hadthis guy come in and bring snakes,
and who's gonna volunteer? Well,I got volunteered, and okay, I'll
do it. I'll be the coolgirl. Right he hands me the snake.
I'm holding the snake, and thesnake starts coiling around me, goes
down my top and will no,would not let go, would not let
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go. It was a big snake. Okay. And the dude that I
don't know, the snake handler,reaches your hand to reach down my top
to get the snake off of me. Wait for it. No, no,
he wanted to kill me. Hewas tight sake. And I've seen
videos I've seen. I don't she'sright there. I know she's right there,
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and she can stay right there.She's climbing, she knows see she
wants to come get me. That'snot okay, that's she's a sweet No,
she's awake to go get her.She heard me talking about her.
No, no, I will cry. I will cry to do it.
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We have to show you to doit. She's crying your show on phobias.
I have my own. We haveto She's crying, We're gonna,
We're gonna have Harley and then shecould pick something up. She's right here,
did she go? Really? She'sno, I see her. She's
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coming down the stairs. You stopit. She's on her way. She
wants to be on the podcast.She's in a terrarium. Okay, yeah,
I lost all of it just now. I almost wet my pants.
Okay, she's so cute. She'snot even like a problem. I could
wear her like jewelry. She's thenicest snake over her. She only bad
me once when I was feeding her, And that was why I was feeding
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her. No, I had Ihave a mouse on me. I had
I feed her frozen mice, andI had a mouse on me, and
I put her in a we havea feeding box, and I lifted the
lid. And I was a littletoo slow with throwing the mouse at her
because I put it in warm water, so she thinks it's life, because
you know, they have like infrared. And when she went to get it,
she missed the mouse and caught onto me and it didn't hurt.
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I mean, okay, you knowmy ex boyfriend had like I'm talking like
giant snakes. We're talking like youknow, ten feet, you know,
like big snakes, like big bigsnakes. No, I don't even like
walking by them at the zoo.I walk around you are, I don't.
I don't know. It's an animal. It's just an animal that can
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eat you, kill you. Annasmight be able to. But the other
ones, there's a lot. Andthen we have all the diamond heads out
here, and we have all theseother things and use no snakes. They
climb trees and we have trees atour house. And there was a freaking
rat snake or some sort of snake. I don't care. They don't look
at and when they bite you,it still hurts. Yeah, but they
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helped take care of the roads andthe my dog takes care of the rodents.
Okay, well have you not heardnot? My moles do not hurt
the moles or the snakes. Ican't, I can't. I just think
that they have been a place inthis world, and I like animals,
so I think we need to benice to the snakes. They don't The
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reason why they you call yourself atom boy. I can't. I can't
with that. I can't. Ican't with spiders either. I don't like
spiders and I don't like scorpions.And we lived in the California with oh
yeah, and the bark spiders inArizona. They glow under black light.
Really, oh yeah, I havea picture of it. This is a
science episode. Now, Yeah,they glow under black light. They glow
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like fluorescent purple. Wow. Ohyeah, yeah, I'm not sure those.
I had no problem smashing to help. They're they're I had little kids
when I lived there, and Iwas like, oh you're yeah, you're
gonna die. I bet they.Now, I'm just going we'll do an
episode. If I just start.If I burst into tears, it's because
that thing got out of it,you know what, and is down and
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I don't want me. I wasdoing it forgetting that it was there.
Oh my, I was doing reallywell or such a what I am?
I admit it, Missy. Missy'sa whist. All right, let's get
back on track. All right,Okay, this one makes me laugh.
And I don't know if any ofyou guys remember hearing this in the nineties.
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I think it came out like Idon't know, it was like ninety
four, between ninety four and ninetynine. It wasn't me by Shaggy.
Oh my gosh, picture this.We were both butt naked banging on the
bathroom floor. Yeah. That thewhole progression of that song, though,
where what was it? He forgotthe girl had the keys to his face
and she comes in and there.Yeah, it wasn't me. Yeah,
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Yeah, that was a fun song. I'm trying to remember the lyrics right
now. It's I'm not going tosing it for you. Come on camera.
It wasn't me. Saw me bangingon the sofa. It wasn't me.
Time something Aymon had her in theshower, she said. Until it
was over, Oh my god,horrible. Yeah, it's a good song.
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It was a good fun song.Yeah, it was just a girlfriend
that's watching him banger in the shower. I mean, I get it.
But the way that it was donelike that sucks. It wasn't It wasn't
like out there there are but thiswasn't like done in a nasty way.
It was just done in a funbeat way. If a guy has a
girl, pick a guy that's single. Exactly. No homewrecking records that we
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don't do that. It wasn't me. Home wreckers are going to get their
karma. I'm just kidding. Don'tdo it. It's that's bad. Okay,
alright, it's your turn. Allright, next, let's see mm
hmmm. You know this is thething. Oh gosh, I can't do
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that one. We could talk aboutraunchy bands in general too, like Steel
Panther. Yeah, that's what I'mlooking at, and it's just awful.
And just read some of the titlesof their songs Eaton, Ain't Cheating,
seventeen Girls in a Row, CockyTears. Oh, that's right, I
like this one. An Asian hooker. Oh sorry, let's community property.
Oh yes, talking about how whenhe's on the road, his Johnson is
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community property. But when he's homies, you know exactly, you know,
as long as she mows the lawn. Yeah, it's it's it's like a
train wreck, you can't it is. But fantastic music, so clever,
yeah, and then funny. Yeah, they're so funny. They have great
songwriting. But but honestly, theyare just such great musicians. They are
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they are there and very talented.Yeah, and we we covered this in
the in the cover show under thecover show that we did, we did
were they They did Backstreet Boys?Right, was a Backstreet Boys? I
think you said that, but I'venever heard him do the back o.
Yeah, I heard him. DoI want it that way? It was
I wanted that way. Okay,we're gonna have to play that for you
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because they did such a good jobon that song. It was really impressive.
They're very talented. They're super chalented, just like and we talked about
Adam Sandler as well, like theyare fantastic musicians, but they're comedians and
they do what they do when theyentertain the way that they entertain, and
it's just amazing. And TENACIOUSD hasa song kill Boss the Sausage. Oh
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it's a good song. It's funI haven't heard I played all the time,
and I think they're funny. That. Yeah, they're great. They're
funny. They're great. So yeah, Okay, if you were me,
it's it's you. You can youcan do it again if you want.
Well, I mean I kind ofjust I go off the rails a lot,
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sorry, off the obvious with CherryPie from Warrant. Oh yeah,
that one was pretty evident. Idon't think it needs much of an explanation,
right right. You know, everybody, every girl at that age wanted
to be Bobby Brown. She wasso beautiful and but the song was definitely
definitely filthy. Yeah. And thenyou know, a lot of the songs
back then were definitely suggested absolutely sowell. And then there's a couple that
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you guys might not even really knowbecause one of them I just found out
like within the last I want tosay, six months or so, and
it's Brian Adams Summer of sixty nine. You just found that one out today,
I know. And you know,I have to say there was a
little part of my heart that crackedon that because I always thought it sounded
so innocent. It's not it wasabout you know, him having a fun
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summer, and well, it wasabout him having fun summer. I'm doing
something. Yeah, I mean,I'm not saying that, I'm not,
okay, I just I always thoughtof it as like an innocent song,
and I just when I found thatout, it was kind of like,
oh, not that one too,Like he kind of like I means,
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like preserved in my mind is likeyou know about his summer in nineteen sixty
nine, not his summer of sexnine. Well, I just think it's
clever the way that he did it, and you don't. I didn't know,
and I'm old and I had noYou just some artists can can get
away with that subtle innuendo, youknow, And then some artists they just
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like to be really in your facewith the raunch like it's bad. Yeah,
but I mean like ACDC with I'vegot big balls, You've got big
balls. Yeah, we've got thebiggest balls of the mall. That one
was pretty apparent. Yeah, butyeah, that one, I had no
clue, no clue, Go ahead, next one. Okay, So I
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if you guys know, if you'veseen any of the last episodes, I
love the joll brothers. We've talkedabout him several episodes. She calls them
the Jonas boners. Don't listen toher that they're the Jonas brothers. But
so Joe Jonas was in a bandcalled d Nce and their song Cake by
the Ocean, like you know,wait wait wait he was in that ye
yes, Oh my goodness, Ihave to school this one a little bit.
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I know, no on the likebaby music, I didn't know any
of that stuff because I wasn't onein the two thousands. But so so
the song Cake by the Ocean.It wasn't until like last year that I
even realized what they are referring towhen they're using the word cake. Okay,
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so the lyrics see you licking frostingfrom your own hands. One another
taste. I'm begging, yes,ma'am. Cake is is you know?
No, No, I can't sayexplain it. I'm not Nope, tell
me what it is because I don't. I don't know what cake is.
To tell me cake is something thatthey like to eat, but it's not
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actually a bakery item. About that, Yes, that's all I'm gonna say.
And you can guess what the frostingis. I'm just saying, Okay,
Okay, moving on to the nextdirty song? Do you have another
one? Okay? Good starts filmbecause I'm gonna pull up my phone.
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I got more a lot. Shehas an arsenal oh I do songs today?
She really does one that I've alwaysknown was a filthy song. And
I know what's on your list?Is she boped? CYNDI lauper And I
never thought of that, even afterI listened, I had to tell the
lyrics. It still doesn't sound likea dirty song. But I know that
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everybody says that it's a dirty style. So she bopping is basically being by
yourself and having fun. But Ididn't. I didn't know that until I
was probably I hadn't been at least, you know, thirty. I never
knew, yeah, that that songhad anything to do with anything. Like
I said, I was, Iwas ten years older than that. I'm
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not saying any more about that.I'm not adding number. Okay, Jackson
Brown had a song just like that. His song Rosie I didn't know,
is about that as well. Yes, really, so you guys go read
the lyrics to Jackson Brown's Rosie.It is about It's not about a person,
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it's about pictures of that person orwhatever. And yes, Rosie is
oh my gosh, yes, yes, Rosie Palms. You know. Oh,
I know, okay, I knowall about that. Rosie and her
five friends yep. Or it wasyeah, it was your five friends,
Rosie Palmer, Yeah, yep.The there's There was a couple of songs
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that I thought about earlier, andone of them I was just too dirty
to talk about. Oh but yeah, I can't do. Oh there are
some of them, yeah that weI just rolled, Well we can't.
Yeah, there's just some YouTube wouldjust cancel us. Yeah. Like well
there's like obvious ones like to likeprove me so horny. Oh that was
just like ridiculous. Well yeah,and people people knew that, I think
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sharing that, like songs like SweetCaroline are are dirty songs. Yeah.
Well I didn't know that until touchingYou, touching me, you know,
Yeah, what's the bomb bomb bomp? Yeah, okay, so good,
Oh my god, I go,oh my god, everybody at the bar
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dancing with myself is a filthy song. I never thought about them. Yeah
before I don't. Yeah, Ijust thought he was dancing alone. Oh
yeah, well he is a loserin the corner, you know. Oh
like, oh okay, I'm likei feel like I'm having some kind of
an awakening today. I'm like,we're going to blow from the outfield.
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Is one that's actually a dirty songtoo, in the sense that his girlfriend's
on a vacation far away and he'sgoing and hitting on some underage girl.
Yeah, but I love this isthe crazy part. When I remember when
my brother passed away, it wasa long time ago. My mom used
to listen to all of his songsand she would always look into the lyrics,
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and I told her, I said, please don't do that if I
outlived or if you outlive me,because one of my favorite songs is your
Love from the Outfield and it doesn'treflect on me at all, right,
but I like the way it sounds, but the words are awful. It's
like his girlfriend went out of townand he jumped on it to go sleep
with some underage chick. You know. So it is. But that's another
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one where you're just like, wait, what, yeah, you know,
but I love the song because it'sit's like, you know, happy upbeat
song, but the lyrics are justa little much to handled. So Butterfly
by crazy Town the Fly Sugar,Yes, yes, I know that one.
Yeah, such a sexy, sexy, pretty little thing. Fierce nipple
Pierce, you got me sprung withyour tongue. I was like, I'm
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reading these lyrics because like when thesong comes on and you're just kind of
singing with what you know and whatever, I never read the lyrics and I
was like, wow, okay,all right, So I didn't know that
one was like nipple piercing and stufffiercing, nipple pinches, whatever it is.
I just I had no clue.Wow, what about Layla from from
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Eric Clapton? You got me onmy knees? Oh yeah, that's that's
fine, Okay. I think thelyrics to that one are a little on
the risk. Yes, I meanthere's obvious ones like let's get it on
mm hm oh yeah, and thenit food Fighters All My Life says it's
secretly a very dirty tune. Listenclosely to lyrics like hey, don't let
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it go to waste. I loveit, but I hate the taste.
Then there's another set of lyrics overand over down on my knees, And
there's also if I get any closer, and if you open up wide,
and if you let me inside,and then if you pay attention to that
the same you know, the themecomes into focus very clearly. And I'm
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very fond of giving this is thisis a quote. I'm very fond of
giving oral sex to women, saidDave Girl in two thousand and three to
Q. Because he's a giver.Yeah, he's a giver. So all
you Foo Fighters fans out there gotsome new facts today, and there you
go and there you go, allright, and I'm blinking, so I'm
going to grab your very long Ohyeah, right now you need to where
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are we at? You're at thewater. You're done with that one.
Well I'm not quite done. Wellyou said right from right here. But
twoty fruity yeah reads about ice cream. Read it. It's about ice cream.
It Oh my god. There's there'ssome of Richard. He was lovely.
There's some questions as to what thecorrectly. If it don't fit,
(37:07):
don't force it. You can greaseit, make it easy, depending on
when these are like variations of hislyrics. If it's tight, it's all
right. If it's greasy, itmakes it easy. Oh my gosh,
I feel like I feel a littledirty. Or now show I always thought
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it was about like, huh,ice cream will Apparently cake and ice cream
means something totally different in the worldcake and ice cream. Now, I'm
not going to look at cake andice cream this we day, or pound
cake because pound cake are cherry exactlylike you know, Oh my gosh,
yeah, so, oh my gosh. Yeah. So what about milkshakes?
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Because they bring all the boys tothe yard, right, so they talk
about they talk about pound cake.They were talking to David Lee Roth about
this homegrown and down home. It'sa woman who was wrapped up nice and
tight, but his favorite thing isher pound cake. I've been out there,
tried a little bit of everything,but it's all sex without love.
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I found the real thing is poundcake. That's what, Yes, pound
pound cake. So you know,you guys, you hear songs with cake
ice cream. I'm telling you,it's just it's not all you know,
birthday party, Oh, rics gosh, it's crazy. You know. It
just makes you kind of like,oh, you have to do this one.
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You were singing this one? Whichone sing I can't. That's Frankie
goes to Hollywood. Relax Oh yeah, Oh my gosh. Yeah. Don't
do it when you want to suckit chew it. I thought it was
socket to it. It's suck it, chew it like chew. I mean,
oh my god, relaxed, don'tdo it when you want to come
But they spelled it with it,oh at least, but they don't.
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I always know sometimes all the noiseswith you, But I always thought that
it was someone can come on sockettoo. And I didn't know a sucking
chewing. No one's gonna no one'sgonna be happy with that. Yeah,
I honestly, I don't even know. I don't even know if this is
correct. I mean I got thisoff of the website, but there are
other websites that that argue that that'snot what the actual lyrics are. So
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I don't know, but that thatwas a that was interesting. Suck it,
chew it. I read that andwas like, woll that's interesting.
That's so awful, right, it'scrazy Billy Joel only the good die Young's
okay he click. He said inan interview, it's about getting a Catholic
girl to lose her virginity. Didyou guys know that the Yeah, so
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everybody needs to go listen to thatsong because that is what he said it
was about, and he was quotedthat was his quote. It's about getting
a Catholic girl to lose her virginity. Okay, yeah, it will be.
I was very shocked by that one. Actually one up because well,
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I think we need to look.I think we need to listen to a
lot more of these, Like,now that you have the knowledge of the
songs, go listen to them.And then is it going to change your
whole perspective of the song. Didyou have a different story made up that
went along with those lyrics? Youknow what I mean, because we all
do that. We all imagine whatthe story was that inspired those lyrics,
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and we make stuff up all thetime. And sometimes artists don't want to
tell you what the song's really aboutbecause they want you to make up your
own version. I mean, I'vehad interviews with so many people that have
told us that, Okay, Icannot read that from here, No,
bring me your phone. Sorry,Tommy is bringing me lyrics. It says,
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come out Virginia. Don't let mewait. You Catholic girls start much
too late, But sooner or laterit comes down to I might as well
be the one. Oh see thatright there? Yeah, that's the lyrics
to the song come Out Virginia.Yeah. Oh m gosh, wow,
wow. See look at that there. You guys have it. I read
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the lyrics for you, mister BillyJoe about that lollipop song, the Lollipop
Lollipop. No, that's the innocentone. Yeah, No, that's probably
not. I don't know, probablynot. We're finding out all this stuff.
I don't think so, and peoplewere really really rank back in the
(41:37):
day. We just didn't know.Oh yeah, no, who's saying that?
I saw it on one of thelists. I just didn't. I
didn't write that one. There wasso many, and I can't think of
who it is because my brain isOkay, Aerosmith's Walk This Way. See.
I would think that it would belike big ten inch record or whatever
it was. You ain't seen nothinguntil you're down on a muffin. Then
(41:59):
you're sure to be changed in yourways. That's what about Paint? I
mean, have you seen the lyricsto Pink? No? You look those
up? I mean because it's colors. Oh oh okay, all right,
so not the artist Pink, it'stheir song. No, no, it's
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Aerosmith, Aerosmith's Pink. Yes,that's why I said it's not the artist
Pink exactly. Another one? Okay, yeah, all right, yeah,
wow did I read you? Guys? Come together right now? Ok me?
Beauty that's the Beatles. Think aboutit. Half the I mean,
the lyrics song are weird, guys. Our world is really full of dirty
(42:43):
people. Dirty pretend they're not,but they really are dirty people. That's
funny. Yeah, And then okay, you guys. Know, you can
imagine that this one is going tobe Dirty Woo by Christina Aguilera and Nicki
Minaj. But it's another reference tofood two cake. It says all the
boys think it's cake when they tastemy you don't even need a plate,
(43:07):
just your face. Okay. Soso do you have your answer on cake
now you figure it all out?Oh my god, oh so much.
It's a lot. It's a lie, I know, so you know,
I hope you all feel like wedo. I'm going to go take a
(43:28):
shower after this and probably avoid somecake and ice cream today. Yeah you
might. Everybody paid it without thinkingabout it. No, no cake,
ice cream or pie for us today, but maybe tomorrow maybe Brownie maybe yeah
no, there's probably a song wrappedaround that too. No no, no,
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no, no, no, Idefinitely okay, no, missy no
oh shoot, okay, yeah allright, son, we're going to wrap
this up. I think on thatnote, Brownie, yeah note, And
I'm going to go and say yourprayer and take a shower absolutely and try
(44:16):
to think of some rethink some ofour life choices here. Maybe we should
do clean lyrics. Well, no, are there any after today? I
mean, I thought saying about cakewas innocent. It's not. Saying about
cars is not innocent. It's justyou can't trust anything. You can't trust
(44:38):
it, you can't trust it,none of it. It's untrustworthy and it's
everything. We're corrupting our audience.I'm sorry you guys. Sorry, we're
just bringing it. We're the light. We are, We're just we're just
talking. So thank you for spendingthe time with us to talk about all
this nonsense. Go clean up andyeah, go take a shower after this
(44:58):
podcast and join us next time.We'll see some guys byem
Hey, everybody, it's Missy andLila and we are life and lyrics with
Missy. So today's episode sing Dirtyto Me, Sing Dirty to Me.
Okay, did you have any ideawhen we thought about this episode how many
dirty songs we were going to find? Absolutely not. And I thought we
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were going to go for like themost obvious dirty songs, and then we
realized that we went down the rabbithole and found songs that we never knew
were dirty that are actually dirty.So it's kind of like the misheard lyrics
a bit because you're discovering new Yeah, but then it's like, oh my
gosh, right, that was afilthy song. And the reason why I
(00:54):
wanted to tackle this it was probablyabout two years ago. We were listening
you guys, I Love Love,Love Love Me some TENACIOUSD and they have
some pretty interesting songs, some prettyfun songs. But when you're listening to
like a streaming platform, and youpick an artist to listen to, it'll
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then like once they're done, onceall their songs are done, it'll just
start playing other stuff. Well,my husband and I saw we were like
listening to these like old timey countrysongs, but they were dirty like so
many of the dirty it was alllike getting busy, like yeah, roof
stuff like turned down the lights andyou think you're saying some love song,
(01:37):
but it's actually kind of a filter, yes, like double on tundra thing.
Yeah, And I mean we couldhave taken this episode a million different
ways, because there are some justfull blown in your face, like a
lot of the newer artists today,Oh the Kia, my my neck,
my back, my Cardi B andher wpor WP. So we could have
(02:00):
absolutely gone down that road, butwe would have had to bleep everything out,
bleeping our own bleeps and then goingwith the misheard lyrics that we did
before. We had so much funwith that. That was so diving through
this is going to be fine.I do think that there's there's something a
little more respectful and a little moreclassy and a little more palpable about having
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songs that you didn't know were dirtysongs that that ended up being dirty songs,
rather than the ones that are literallyin your face. Obviously they're filtered.
It's like being dirty and disguised,right, it's just yes, yes,
yes, so do you do youwant to kick things off? But
we have so many graements. Idon't even know if we'll get through all
of them. We may, wemay not. These are just so much
(02:46):
fun that I have a bunch onmy phone too, So you guys are
gonna see me. You wrote downa lot more than I did, and
I got tired of writing, wentdown as many as I could. Today,
however, I'm going to start withAfternoon Delight by the Starlin Local Band.
You know, it's thinking of you, working up an appetite, looking
forward to a little afternoon to lightrubbing sticks and sounds together and make it
(03:08):
sparks a night, and the thoughtof you is getting so exciting. Well,
it's it's talking about getting it onin the afternoon. And the song
sounds like a folky, goofy kindof dork song, which I like that
song. Actually, yeah, itsounds it was anty year old virgin,
yeah, and it sounds so innocent. But they're actually talking about getting it
(03:30):
on in the afternoon, and itI didn't know that for the longest time,
and then I listened to the lyricsand I was like, oh my
god, yeah, they're talking aboutgetting it on. Yeah. So yeah,
so that's where I'm starting. Well, and then so so along those
lines where you know you've sung ityour whole life. You didn't know.
You guys have heard me say beforePrince is naughty, but I didn't.
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I didn't know that Prince was sonaughty until I was well into my adulthood.
I was already a mom of threekids before I realized, Hello,
dude, so little red Corvette.I guess I must be dumb. She
had a pocket full of horses trojans, and some of them used that is
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that's dirty and gross and gross.And I had no idea. I,
really, honest to God, thoughtthat song was about a fast car.
I really had no clue. Now, I always knew that it was a
kind of a dirty stung Yeah,and you guys said. The car that
that our daughter got on her sixteenthbirthday was a little red Corvette, and
(04:38):
I really I kind of felt guiltyabout doing that, but anyway, it
was a good deal. She lovesher and she named it after Joe Elliott.
It's Jojoe Corve Elliott. So it'sgot a little rotchety What can I
do you? She wanted a whiteeighty four and it was but it didn't
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have airbags. So a month carwe found that. I think it's a
ninety should be mad at mirror atninety four ninety oh god, ninety ninety
four, I think Corvette and itwas the first year with the airbags.
So and it's not it's not fast, it's not a power car. And
so that was the car stop party. You'll know when he's doing I know
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this is a dirty episode. I'mso sorry. We don't need brown air.
You will see him sniffing his owndot, and it's discussion, are
you going to sniff your shape spot? Is that what you can do?
You should be ashamed of yourself.Yeah, you're embarrassed. Everyone's going to
see you. It's awful. Theymight have heard it. The mic might
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have picked that one up. I'mjust saying, sometimes we're a loud,
sometimes they're loud. Yeah, thatwas one that as a kid, I
didn't know. It's kind of like, come on, fill the noise with
the U income on. Yeah,I didn't have any idea, didn't know.
But as a kid, I didn'tknow. But honestly, like the
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song Physical from Olivia Newton John.As I've said before, I love Olivia
Newton John. I always loved her. And yeah, I'm jelicately, perfect
in every way, perfect love herand God rest her soul. But when
that song came out, I rememberI wanted the tape so bad. Yes,
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I said tape. Yes, BecauseI'm old, I still buy tapes.
My father was arguing with me andtrying to tell me that he wouldn't
buy it for me because it wasa bad song. I thought it was
about exercise, which technically I guessit is. Well they did that with
the video. Yeah it is exercise. Yeah, that's the kind of exercise.
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I thought it was like weight liftingand putting on your you know,
aerobic skier and having your sweat bandson. And my dad wouldn't have it,
and I and that's what actually carefulparents, because that's what woke me
up to the fact that it wasa song like Okay, why forbidden Fruit?
Why don't they want this? NowI'm going to invest Yeah, why
isn't my dad letting me listen tothis? And I was like, oh,
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And that's what woke me up tothe song, because him trying to
protect me actually made me think thesong was dirty. And you know,
let's get animal and the song isdefinitely a line in it as an adult
that I'm just like, oh down, yeah, a little saucy she was,
but I love her so anyhow,all right, so beat her up.
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No, I just did a littlered corvette. We just can't ahead.
Well, this one's like painfully obvious. But I'm going to go slide
it in from White Snake, okay. And I had no idea. Okay,
I talked about this in the previouspodcast that my boyfriend Forever back in
the in the eighties and into thenineties, Doug loved White Snake, as
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I told you, and ironically,he was a snake breeder on top of
it. And I always just thoughtthat, like there was a correlation,
like oh, they like snakes too, And I had no idea that White
Snake was representative of a I didnot know that until just now. It
is nice. White Snake is someonejunk, yes, And I'm going to
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side and right to the top,gonna slide it in and never gonna stop
going to slide it inside it,inside it in. That song is so
dirty and that was aggressive even thenthough even then, I I really didn't
think about that, and I don'tknow why, because it's not like I
was some innocent teenager that song madehim sick. Are you are right?
(08:41):
Kind of? He's like, please, kind of, please, don't talk
about like you're shaking in dog food. Why are you doing what? You
know? There is no shame inthis house. And listen, pets make
everything better here. We like havingthe cass and Duke is always welcome in
our little podcast, and so isthe Willy's he's just, you know,
(09:03):
just chilling over there, chilling.He likes to smile at Tommy. Okay,
well I have to. I haveto talk about my Knuckleback because I
love my Knuckleback and it's one ofmy favorite songs. But I just remember
when I first read the lyrics tofigure you out, I really just absolutely
fell in love with the whole.I like your pants around your feet.
Just does it say that? Yeah? I like your pants around your feet.
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I like the dirt that's on yourknees. I like the way you
still say please while you're looking upat me. But the way he sings
that on stage like he knows,he knows what he's doing. He wrote
it, and he he gets hegets everybody, well, he gets everybody
in that crowd going, and youknow, he encourages the ladies to go
home, and you know that.He tells the guys they're all gonna get
lucky when they get home, likeyou know, like a lot of arts,
(09:50):
because it works out the girls upin the audience. Yeah, he
does. And then and then theygo home and they give their heavy some
loving. If you don't know howto seduce your audience, you're not you're
not doing it right, ye,like you gotta yeah, you gotta make
them. No, they're sent in. They're sent in. Thousands of women
home thing and and their boyfriends andhusbands, and they're reaping the benefits.
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Yes, that's exactly exactly, sohigh five to the guys. Yes and
there. Thank you Nicole Back forcontinuing to seduce Yes audiences. Yes,
absolutely, Oh my gosh. Okay, Okay, the Vapors. I always
love the Vapors. One of thebest one hit wonders in the eighties.
Turning Japanese, I didn't I've gotyour pictures three years ago? I got
(10:37):
I got your picture. I likea million of you all over myself.
I want a doctor to take yourpictures so I can look at you from
inside as well. Now turning Japaneseis the O face? Yes, because
you are, you know, squinting, and and I didn't know that.
As a child, I just thoughtthat you fell in love with the Japanese
girl and was turning Japanese. Ididn't. I thought maybe he was adapting
(11:00):
to her. And then I getolder and they're like, oh no,
that's the big oh yeah, andthat's the turning Japanese part. And I
was like, all of the ones, all of the ones on your list
that you're going to be talking about, like I either didn't find out till
today or within the last like fiveyears, you know. I'd like to
think that I'm a little more I'mnot saying I don't even know how to
(11:24):
word this because I'm not like that. I'm like, no, you're not,
you know, it's not like that. But I would like to think
that I was a little more savvyin the sense that, like, I'm
a little more with the times.And there's a lot of songs, you
know. I mean, there's one, you know, I know tonight she
comes from the Cars. I'm sureis not an innocent song. I should
have pulled that one up. Wellyou're talking about it now. It's fine.
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It's pretty evident in the title thatthey didn't have I don't think he
meant coming over right right right?Maybe that first, and then I think
I think only Chris Young meant thathis song I'm coming over, Yes,
But okay, So this one Ididn't even know at all, but I
thought, well, Bruno Mars ison the list and so but I thought
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this line was kind of funny becauseit's just it's very there. It's the
song Gorilla and it's you got yourlegs up in the sky with the devil
in your eyes. Let me hearyou say you went it all, which
isn't really like like raunchy or anythinglike that, but it's pretty. It's
(12:33):
pretty there, like it's you're he'sjust putting it right there, your legs
are up in the sky, youknow, like that's just that's that's pretty
evident. It's pretty evident. Butit but it was tasteful, tastefully.
We didn't have to bleep anything inthat one. Some of these I cannot
read. I have to read itwith a bleep. Well, it's easy.
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Top has you know too, SnakeBoogie and woke up with Wood and
Tommy you said another one earlier andI didn't write it down pearl necklace,
so you can use your imagination ifyou haven't listened to them, I suggest.
I didn't know what that was eitheruntil I was like, I'm already
divorced from my first husband. Ihad no idea. How do you have
(13:16):
three children and not know what apearl necklace? Because I never was given
a pearl ned with three children,I didn't know. It's the people without
kids the kid pearl necklaces, perhapsbecause you know, yeah, if you
don't know where that is, kids, go look it up. Can't wear
it around your neck if you wantto have a baby. Kid. All
right, so we all know howbabies are made, right we do,
(13:39):
Yeah, we can't wear it ifyou want to have a kid. Correct,
pretty full? Stay in school,all right? All right? Is
it my term? It is?Okay, you go, I'm just babbling.
I'm so okay. This one mademe laugh. And please don't get
mad at me. Okay, justyou'll get mad at me. Please.
(14:01):
It's partitioned by Beyonce, and Iknow her name has been all over the
news everywhere. Just don't get madat me. It's her song partition.
He popped all my buttons, andhe ripped my blouse. He Monica Lewinsky
all over all over her what herwait? But the fact that Monica lewinskied
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like it, just that that madeit into a song. I just I'm
sorry I had to. I readthat and I just giggled like such a
damn schoolgirl stupid. But I waslike, okay, I just have to
add it just because it made megiggle, and I I don't and I'm
sorry forgive me. If you allare huge Beyonce fans, I don't typically
listen to Beyonce. I mean,you know, I've heard some of her
(14:52):
stuff in the past, and whateveryou hear it on the radio, you
sing along. But so when Ichick, yeah, me too. So
when I read that, I wasjust like, oh my god. I
had to put that in there becauseI just thought it was so funny that
she went there. It was justgreat. Sorry you guys at home,
I'm sorry. You can send mehate mail. It's fine. I'm just
telling you why I did it.No one's allowed to send you hate mail.
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If you they can hate mail,they can. I mean I'm not
going to read it. No,No, what you can do is just
like go away. Yeah, ifyou don't like it thenses or give you
a lug. If you don't likeit, then that's okay. I agree
to do you know what. We'renot for everyone, no, right,
but you know what, if youdo like us, then share us with
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your friends to give us to sharea subscription. Yeah there you go.
All right, all right, I'mgoing to go to her. This one's
abrasive, but thank you Doug Randazzo. Again, I'm sorry, but I
spent ten years with the guy.Yeah, great guy, wonderful guy.
We're really good friends and DJ quickand this was pretty evident. I don't
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want to eat it and it's apretty disgusting, stinking song, but it's
funny at the same So I didn'tread the guy is like in the beginning
of this intro. You got tolook up the intro to the song first,
okay, and you've got to getcreative. I'm not going to go
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into it, but the gagging,choking and coughing is hilarious, and then
it breaks into the song with Idon't want to eat it. So's I
mean, I think, first ofall, that's I just spin all over
duke. It's disgusting appropriate for this, oh my god, like hygiene people
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hygiene, like people that don't prioritizehygiene. I just don't understand. My
sister follows some page on TikTok wheregirls are going to getting wax, and
you don't want to know what theysee on that. It's like soap and
water all their friends. They don'ttake care of their undercarriage. And I
think that people, you got tokeep your situation situated at all times.
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I ended at that, if youwant a good laugh, look up that
song. It is filthy. Andanybody that isn't into filth and doesn't want
to laugh at the really disgusting stuff, don't. Don't do it. But
if it's your thing, if youhave a dirty sense of humor and you
want to laugh at something kind ofgross, look it up. It's still
funny. It's funny. It's prettygross. Yeah, there's a lot of
things in this world that I thinkor you have to have a specific sense
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of humor or attitude before you lookat it. Because like, my mom
should never watch this episode, Likeshe just can't watch this episode at all,
not even the snippet probably gonna belike, no, my mom would
have thought it was funny. Yeah, my mom not so much. But
I had two big brothers, andI'm from Big Bear, California, and
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you know all my road dogs andhomies up there, not homies, but
you know, my friends, mybig Barrians, they we were all just
like this and we said what wethought, and we all made dirty jokes
and it was all in good fun. But we all listened to, you
know, stuff that was always yesee. And I had like a handful
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of girls that I hung out withthat I was friends with, it that
I still maintained good friendships with.But you know, pretty much throughout my
life, you know, I wasalways one of the guys. In fact,
my family they nicknamed me little Jim. At one point they called me
little Jim. I was my dad, yeah, after my dad, and
I'm I am the son my daddidn't have, like I That is who
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I am. I was the fisherbuddy. I was the my dad's a
truck driver. But you're well rounded. And my dad and his buddies would
tell dirty jokes and this and that, and you know, I wasn't supposed
to hear a lot of them,but I did because you know, I'm
Daddy's girl, and I was likesuch a tomboy and I don't even know
if that's a term people use anymore. But I was a client tree under
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knees and caught frogs I made.I made quicksand for my g I Joe's
like I was in it. Ohyou know, I said, my brother's
old like nineteen sixties seventies was likethe Barbie size ones. They had the
tanks and everything. They dated myBarbies absolutely, you know. And I
was. I was a kid thatalways flew off the handlebar on my bike
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and I still go out. Weskated, I picked up frogs out of
the I caught a turtle. OhI think I talked about Gogert and oh
yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah. I just I'm not afraid
of something like that. I'll holda snake. I'll yeah, I don't
hold snakes anymore. Snakes don't botherme. Maybe we'll bring Harley onto an
episode one. Oh, and you'llhave him as your co host, because
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I she's this big and she's aball python and she's adorable. Nope,
No, we're gonna get missed over. Miss No. Missy was not afraid
of snakes until seventh grade. Whybecause we had basically like a show and
tell in our science class we hadwe had core classes, so I had
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science and matho same teacher, misterlittle, mister little, I think it
was mister little, correct me ifI'm wrong. If any of my friends
are watching. Anyways, they hadthis guy come in and bring snakes,
and who's gonna volunteer? Well,I got volunteered, and okay, I'll
do it. I'll be the coolgirl. Right he hands me the snake.
I'm holding the snake, and thesnake starts coiling around me, goes
down my top and will no,would not let go, would not let
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go. It was a big snake. Okay. And the dude that I
don't know, the snake handler,reaches your hand to reach down my top
to get the snake off of me. Wait for it. No, no,
he wanted to kill me. Hewas tight sake. And I've seen
videos I've seen. I don't she'sright there. I know she's right there,
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and she can stay right there.She's climbing, she knows see she
wants to come get me. That'snot okay, that's she's a sweet No,
she's awake to go get her.She heard me talking about her.
No, no, I will cry. I will cry to do it.
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We have to show you to doit. She's crying your show on phobias.
I have my own. We haveto She's crying, We're gonna,
We're gonna have Harley and then shecould pick something up. She's right here,
did she go? Really? She'sno, I see her. She's
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coming down the stairs. You stopit. She's on her way. She
wants to be on the podcast.She's in a terrarium. Okay, yeah,
I lost all of it just now. I almost wet my pants.
Okay, she's so cute. She'snot even like a problem. I could
wear her like jewelry. She's thenicest snake over her. She only bad
me once when I was feeding her, And that was why I was feeding
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her. No, I had Ihave a mouse on me. I had
I feed her frozen mice, andI had a mouse on me, and
I put her in a we havea feeding box, and I lifted the
lid. And I was a littletoo slow with throwing the mouse at her
because I put it in warm water, so she thinks it's life, because
you know, they have like infrared. And when she went to get it,
she missed the mouse and caught onto me and it didn't hurt.
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I mean, okay, you knowmy ex boyfriend had like I'm talking like
giant snakes. We're talking like youknow, ten feet, you know,
like big snakes, like big bigsnakes. No, I don't even like
walking by them at the zoo.I walk around you are, I don't.
I don't know. It's an animal. It's just an animal that can
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eat you, kill you. Annasmight be able to. But the other
ones, there's a lot. Andthen we have all the diamond heads out
here, and we have all theseother things and use no snakes. They
climb trees and we have trees atour house. And there was a freaking
rat snake or some sort of snake. I don't care. They don't look
at and when they bite you,it still hurts. Yeah, but they
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helped take care of the roads andthe my dog takes care of the rodents.
Okay, well have you not heardnot? My moles do not hurt
the moles or the snakes. Ican't, I can't. I just think
that they have been a place inthis world, and I like animals,
so I think we need to benice to the snakes. They don't The
(23:18):
reason why they you call yourself atom boy. I can't. I can't
with that. I can't. Ican't with spiders either. I don't like
spiders and I don't like scorpions.And we lived in the California with oh
yeah, and the bark spiders inArizona. They glow under black light.
Really, oh yeah, I havea picture of it. This is a
science episode. Now, Yeah,they glow under black light. They glow
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like fluorescent purple. Wow. Ohyeah, yeah, I'm not sure those.
I had no problem smashing to help. They're they're I had little kids
when I lived there, and Iwas like, oh you're yeah, you're
gonna die. I bet they.Now, I'm just going we'll do an
episode. If I just start.If I burst into tears, it's because
that thing got out of it,you know what, and is down and
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I don't want me. I wasdoing it forgetting that it was there.
Oh my, I was doing reallywell or such a what I am?
I admit it, Missy. Missy'sa whist. All right, let's get
back on track. All right,Okay, this one makes me laugh.
And I don't know if any ofyou guys remember hearing this in the nineties.
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I think it came out like Idon't know, it was like ninety
four, between ninety four and ninetynine. It wasn't me by Shaggy.
Oh my gosh, picture this.We were both butt naked banging on the
bathroom floor. Yeah. That thewhole progression of that song, though,
where what was it? He forgotthe girl had the keys to his face
and she comes in and there.Yeah, it wasn't me. Yeah,
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Yeah, that was a fun song. I'm trying to remember the lyrics right
now. It's I'm not going tosing it for you. Come on camera.
It wasn't me. Saw me bangingon the sofa. It wasn't me.
Time something Aymon had her in theshower, she said. Until it
was over, Oh my god,horrible. Yeah, it's a good song.
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It was a good fun song.Yeah, it was just a girlfriend
that's watching him banger in the shower. I mean, I get it.
But the way that it was donelike that sucks. It wasn't It wasn't
like out there there are but thiswasn't like done in a nasty way.
It was just done in a funbeat way. If a guy has a
girl, pick a guy that's single. Exactly. No homewrecking records that we
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don't do that. It wasn't me. Home wreckers are going to get their
karma. I'm just kidding. Don'tdo it. It's that's bad. Okay,
alright, it's your turn. Allright, next, let's see mm
hmmm. You know this is thething. Oh gosh, I can't do
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that one. We could talk aboutraunchy bands in general too, like Steel
Panther. Yeah, that's what I'mlooking at, and it's just awful.
And just read some of the titlesof their songs Eaton, Ain't Cheating,
seventeen Girls in a Row, CockyTears. Oh, that's right, I
like this one. An Asian hooker. Oh sorry, let's community property.
Oh yes, talking about how whenhe's on the road, his Johnson is
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community property. But when he's homies, you know exactly, you know,
as long as she mows the lawn. Yeah, it's it's it's like a
train wreck, you can't it is. But fantastic music, so clever,
yeah, and then funny. Yeah, they're so funny. They have great
songwriting. But but honestly, theyare just such great musicians. They are
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they are there and very talented.Yeah, and we we covered this in
the in the cover show under thecover show that we did, we did
were they They did Backstreet Boys?Right, was a Backstreet Boys? I
think you said that, but I'venever heard him do the back o.
Yeah, I heard him. DoI want it that way? It was
I wanted that way. Okay,we're gonna have to play that for you
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because they did such a good jobon that song. It was really impressive.
They're very talented. They're super chalented, just like and we talked about
Adam Sandler as well, like theyare fantastic musicians, but they're comedians and
they do what they do when theyentertain the way that they entertain, and
it's just amazing. And TENACIOUSD hasa song kill Boss the Sausage. Oh
(27:37):
it's a good song. It's funI haven't heard I played all the time,
and I think they're funny. That. Yeah, they're great. They're
funny. They're great. So yeah, Okay, if you were me,
it's it's you. You can youcan do it again if you want.
Well, I mean I kind ofjust I go off the rails a lot,
(27:59):
sorry, off the obvious with CherryPie from Warrant. Oh yeah,
that one was pretty evident. Idon't think it needs much of an explanation,
right right. You know, everybody, every girl at that age wanted
to be Bobby Brown. She wasso beautiful and but the song was definitely
definitely filthy. Yeah. And thenyou know, a lot of the songs
back then were definitely suggested absolutely sowell. And then there's a couple that
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you guys might not even really knowbecause one of them I just found out
like within the last I want tosay, six months or so, and
it's Brian Adams Summer of sixty nine. You just found that one out today,
I know. And you know,I have to say there was a
little part of my heart that crackedon that because I always thought it sounded
so innocent. It's not it wasabout you know, him having a fun
(28:47):
summer, and well, it wasabout him having fun summer. I'm doing
something. Yeah, I mean,I'm not saying that, I'm not,
okay, I just I always thoughtof it as like an innocent song,
and I just when I found thatout, it was kind of like,
oh, not that one too,Like he kind of like I means,
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like preserved in my mind is likeyou know about his summer in nineteen sixty
nine, not his summer of sexnine. Well, I just think it's
clever the way that he did it, and you don't. I didn't know,
and I'm old and I had noYou just some artists can can get
away with that subtle innuendo, youknow, And then some artists they just
(29:32):
like to be really in your facewith the raunch like it's bad. Yeah,
but I mean like ACDC with I'vegot big balls, You've got big
balls. Yeah, we've got thebiggest balls of the mall. That one
was pretty apparent. Yeah, butyeah, that one, I had no
clue, no clue, Go ahead, next one. Okay, So I
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if you guys know, if you'veseen any of the last episodes, I
love the joll brothers. We've talkedabout him several episodes. She calls them
the Jonas boners. Don't listen toher that they're the Jonas brothers. But
so Joe Jonas was in a bandcalled d Nce and their song Cake by
the Ocean, like you know,wait wait wait he was in that ye
yes, Oh my goodness, Ihave to school this one a little bit.
(30:18):
I know, no on the likebaby music, I didn't know any
of that stuff because I wasn't onein the two thousands. But so so
the song Cake by the Ocean.It wasn't until like last year that I
even realized what they are referring towhen they're using the word cake. Okay,
(30:40):
so the lyrics see you licking frostingfrom your own hands. One another
taste. I'm begging, yes,ma'am. Cake is is you know?
No, No, I can't sayexplain it. I'm not Nope, tell
me what it is because I don't. I don't know what cake is.
To tell me cake is something thatthey like to eat, but it's not
(31:06):
actually a bakery item. About that, Yes, that's all I'm gonna say.
And you can guess what the frostingis. I'm just saying, Okay,
Okay, moving on to the nextdirty song? Do you have another
one? Okay? Good starts filmbecause I'm gonna pull up my phone.
(31:26):
I got more a lot. Shehas an arsenal oh I do songs today?
She really does one that I've alwaysknown was a filthy song. And
I know what's on your list?Is she boped? CYNDI lauper And I
never thought of that, even afterI listened, I had to tell the
lyrics. It still doesn't sound likea dirty song. But I know that
(31:49):
everybody says that it's a dirty style. So she bopping is basically being by
yourself and having fun. But Ididn't. I didn't know that until I
was probably I hadn't been at least, you know, thirty. I never
knew, yeah, that that songhad anything to do with anything. Like
I said, I was, Iwas ten years older than that. I'm
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not saying any more about that.I'm not adding number. Okay, Jackson
Brown had a song just like that. His song Rosie I didn't know,
is about that as well. Yes, really, so you guys go read
the lyrics to Jackson Brown's Rosie.It is about It's not about a person,
(32:34):
it's about pictures of that person orwhatever. And yes, Rosie is
oh my gosh, yes, yes, Rosie Palms. You know. Oh,
I know, okay, I knowall about that. Rosie and her
five friends yep. Or it wasyeah, it was your five friends,
Rosie Palmer, Yeah, yep.The there's There was a couple of songs
(33:00):
that I thought about earlier, andone of them I was just too dirty
to talk about. Oh but yeah, I can't do. Oh there are
some of them, yeah that weI just rolled, Well we can't.
Yeah, there's just some YouTube wouldjust cancel us. Yeah. Like well
there's like obvious ones like to likeprove me so horny. Oh that was
just like ridiculous. Well yeah,and people people knew that, I think
(33:22):
sharing that, like songs like SweetCaroline are are dirty songs. Yeah.
Well I didn't know that until touchingYou, touching me, you know,
Yeah, what's the bomb bomb bomp? Yeah, okay, so good,
Oh my god, I go,oh my god, everybody at the bar
(33:44):
dancing with myself is a filthy song. I never thought about them. Yeah
before I don't. Yeah, Ijust thought he was dancing alone. Oh
yeah, well he is a loserin the corner, you know. Oh
like, oh okay, I'm likei feel like I'm having some kind of
an awakening today. I'm like,we're going to blow from the outfield.
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Is one that's actually a dirty songtoo, in the sense that his girlfriend's
on a vacation far away and he'sgoing and hitting on some underage girl.
Yeah, but I love this isthe crazy part. When I remember when
my brother passed away, it wasa long time ago. My mom used
to listen to all of his songsand she would always look into the lyrics,
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and I told her, I said, please don't do that if I
outlived or if you outlive me,because one of my favorite songs is your
Love from the Outfield and it doesn'treflect on me at all, right,
but I like the way it sounds, but the words are awful. It's
like his girlfriend went out of townand he jumped on it to go sleep
with some underage chick. You know. So it is. But that's another
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one where you're just like, wait, what, yeah, you know,
but I love the song because it'sit's like, you know, happy upbeat
song, but the lyrics are justa little much to handled. So Butterfly
by crazy Town the Fly Sugar,Yes, yes, I know that one.
Yeah, such a sexy, sexy, pretty little thing. Fierce nipple
Pierce, you got me sprung withyour tongue. I was like, I'm
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reading these lyrics because like when thesong comes on and you're just kind of
singing with what you know and whatever, I never read the lyrics and I
was like, wow, okay,all right, So I didn't know that
one was like nipple piercing and stufffiercing, nipple pinches, whatever it is.
I just I had no clue.Wow, what about Layla from from
(35:37):
Eric Clapton? You got me onmy knees? Oh yeah, that's that's
fine, Okay. I think thelyrics to that one are a little on
the risk. Yes, I meanthere's obvious ones like let's get it on
mm hm oh yeah, and thenit food Fighters All My Life says it's
secretly a very dirty tune. Listenclosely to lyrics like hey, don't let
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it go to waste. I loveit, but I hate the taste.
Then there's another set of lyrics overand over down on my knees, And
there's also if I get any closer, and if you open up wide,
and if you let me inside,and then if you pay attention to that
the same you know, the themecomes into focus very clearly. And I'm
(36:20):
very fond of giving this is thisis a quote. I'm very fond of
giving oral sex to women, saidDave Girl in two thousand and three to
Q. Because he's a giver.Yeah, he's a giver. So all
you Foo Fighters fans out there gotsome new facts today, and there you
go and there you go, allright, and I'm blinking, so I'm
going to grab your very long Ohyeah, right now you need to where
(36:45):
are we at? You're at thewater. You're done with that one.
Well I'm not quite done. Wellyou said right from right here. But
twoty fruity yeah reads about ice cream. Read it. It's about ice cream.
It Oh my god. There's there'ssome of Richard. He was lovely.
There's some questions as to what thecorrectly. If it don't fit,
(37:07):
don't force it. You can greaseit, make it easy, depending on
when these are like variations of hislyrics. If it's tight, it's all
right. If it's greasy, itmakes it easy. Oh my gosh,
I feel like I feel a littledirty. Or now show I always thought
(37:29):
it was about like, huh,ice cream will Apparently cake and ice cream
means something totally different in the worldcake and ice cream. Now, I'm
not going to look at cake andice cream this we day, or pound
cake because pound cake are cherry exactlylike you know, Oh my gosh,
yeah, so, oh my gosh. Yeah. So what about milkshakes?
(37:52):
Because they bring all the boys tothe yard, right, so they talk
about they talk about pound cake.They were talking to David Lee Roth about
this homegrown and down home. It'sa woman who was wrapped up nice and
tight, but his favorite thing isher pound cake. I've been out there,
tried a little bit of everything,but it's all sex without love.
(38:13):
I found the real thing is poundcake. That's what, Yes, pound
pound cake. So you know,you guys, you hear songs with cake
ice cream. I'm telling you,it's just it's not all you know,
birthday party, Oh, rics gosh, it's crazy. You know. It
just makes you kind of like,oh, you have to do this one.
(38:36):
You were singing this one? Whichone sing I can't. That's Frankie
goes to Hollywood. Relax Oh yeah, Oh my gosh. Yeah. Don't
do it when you want to suckit chew it. I thought it was
socket to it. It's suck it, chew it like chew. I mean,
oh my god, relaxed, don'tdo it when you want to come
But they spelled it with it,oh at least, but they don't.
(39:00):
I always know sometimes all the noiseswith you, But I always thought that
it was someone can come on sockettoo. And I didn't know a sucking
chewing. No one's gonna no one'sgonna be happy with that. Yeah,
I honestly, I don't even know. I don't even know if this is
correct. I mean I got thisoff of the website, but there are
other websites that that argue that that'snot what the actual lyrics are. So
(39:23):
I don't know, but that thatwas a that was interesting. Suck it,
chew it. I read that andwas like, woll that's interesting.
That's so awful, right, it'scrazy Billy Joel only the good die Young's
okay he click. He said inan interview, it's about getting a Catholic
girl to lose her virginity. Didyou guys know that the Yeah, so
(39:46):
everybody needs to go listen to thatsong because that is what he said it
was about, and he was quotedthat was his quote. It's about getting
a Catholic girl to lose her virginity. Okay, yeah, it will be.
I was very shocked by that one. Actually one up because well,
(40:07):
I think we need to look.I think we need to listen to a
lot more of these, Like,now that you have the knowledge of the
songs, go listen to them.And then is it going to change your
whole perspective of the song. Didyou have a different story made up that
went along with those lyrics? Youknow what I mean, because we all
do that. We all imagine whatthe story was that inspired those lyrics,
(40:30):
and we make stuff up all thetime. And sometimes artists don't want to
tell you what the song's really aboutbecause they want you to make up your
own version. I mean, I'vehad interviews with so many people that have
told us that, Okay, Icannot read that from here, No,
bring me your phone. Sorry,Tommy is bringing me lyrics. It says,
(40:54):
come out Virginia. Don't let mewait. You Catholic girls start much
too late, But sooner or laterit comes down to I might as well
be the one. Oh see thatright there? Yeah, that's the lyrics
to the song come Out Virginia.Yeah. Oh m gosh, wow,
wow. See look at that there. You guys have it. I read
(41:17):
the lyrics for you, mister BillyJoe about that lollipop song, the Lollipop
Lollipop. No, that's the innocentone. Yeah, No, that's probably
not. I don't know, probablynot. We're finding out all this stuff.
I don't think so, and peoplewere really really rank back in the
(41:37):
day. We just didn't know.Oh yeah, no, who's saying that?
I saw it on one of thelists. I just didn't. I
didn't write that one. There wasso many, and I can't think of
who it is because my brain isOkay, Aerosmith's Walk This Way. See.
I would think that it would belike big ten inch record or whatever
it was. You ain't seen nothinguntil you're down on a muffin. Then
(41:59):
you're sure to be changed in yourways. That's what about Paint? I
mean, have you seen the lyricsto Pink? No? You look those
up? I mean because it's colors. Oh oh okay, all right,
so not the artist Pink, it'stheir song. No, no, it's
(42:20):
Aerosmith, Aerosmith's Pink. Yes,that's why I said it's not the artist
Pink exactly. Another one? Okay, yeah, all right, yeah,
wow did I read you? Guys? Come together right now? Ok me?
Beauty that's the Beatles. Think aboutit. Half the I mean,
the lyrics song are weird, guys. Our world is really full of dirty
(42:43):
people. Dirty pretend they're not,but they really are dirty people. That's
funny. Yeah, And then okay, you guys. Know, you can
imagine that this one is going tobe Dirty Woo by Christina Aguilera and Nicki
Minaj. But it's another reference tofood two cake. It says all the
boys think it's cake when they tastemy you don't even need a plate,
(43:07):
just your face. Okay. Soso do you have your answer on cake
now you figure it all out?Oh my god, oh so much.
It's a lot. It's a lie, I know, so you know,
I hope you all feel like wedo. I'm going to go take a
(43:28):
shower after this and probably avoid somecake and ice cream today. Yeah you
might. Everybody paid it without thinkingabout it. No, no cake,
ice cream or pie for us today, but maybe tomorrow maybe Brownie maybe yeah
no, there's probably a song wrappedaround that too. No no, no,
(43:49):
no, no, no, Idefinitely okay, no, missy no
oh shoot, okay, yeah allright, son, we're going to wrap
this up. I think on thatnote, Brownie, yeah note, And
I'm going to go and say yourprayer and take a shower absolutely and try
(44:16):
to think of some rethink some ofour life choices here. Maybe we should
do clean lyrics. Well, no, are there any after today? I
mean, I thought saying about cakewas innocent. It's not. Saying about
cars is not innocent. It's justyou can't trust anything. You can't trust
(44:38):
it, you can't trust it,none of it. It's untrustworthy and it's
everything. We're corrupting our audience.I'm sorry you guys. Sorry, we're
just bringing it. We're the light. We are, We're just we're just
talking. So thank you for spendingthe time with us to talk about all
this nonsense. Go clean up andyeah, go take a shower after this
(44:58):
podcast and join us next time.We'll see some guys byem
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