Limo Talk - Season 2, Episode 5 - Limo Talk

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Run it's me. It's forty one. It's forty one dot com, Gotham
Goldgrass dot com, Strong Island TVdot com. We've got an audience tonight
in the parody studio. Yeah,we got a live audience, very live
audience. This is done very long. What was Bobby? When we say

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something funny or we think it's funny, just put on the laft thing and
the applause thing. You got it. So we got guys to bring us
beer. Pat Walsh, a goodfriend of Farmidale, Pat Walsh real tief.
You need a good real tip broughtus light beer from mill of the
original light beer. All right,it tastes great and it's less filling.
We got the d We got theDNA Show, which is the show before

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us, which we highly recommend youguys watch. It's a great show.
It's very hip hop, it's knowledgeablehip hop, and it's trendy hipp And
then they got two guys in theaudience. One guy I really like,
but he's a Yankee fan, andone guy's got what he's fine better.
You're talking about rich right now,who on his laptop is looking up Iron
Judge. So he apparently is veryexcited about the upcom Well that's actually that

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was the last thing I was searchingwhen I was on baseball. Big he
got this year six foot six.Now, dude, he's bigger than any
met who isn't the biggest Who's biggerthan Aaron? So we've really never had
an audience city at Strong Island,so again, please thank you. All
right, audience, Captain Splash,you're dropping a pants in a bathroom.

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She's changing into the Splash Alfred becominga superhero. She can't go on.
Yeah, well now they say captainsdrop in the madroom, but I want
I used to like captains. No, So Captain Splash is putting her Altfred
on to come out here. That'sbetter way a word in it. All
right, We're gonna have Pat Wallscome in and hang out with us.

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To night. We have the introductionof the ten at ten for ten with
Michael Zimmlman. What it is isten questions at ten o'clock for ten minutes.
He is so excited over this tenten ten. We had a pre
meeting. Yeah you guys, tenat ten for ten or ten at ten

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foot Well, it's gonna be likea lot of tens it's gonna be ten
you guys know that. Ten minutes. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be
ten minutes, ten minutes. Ihave set ten questions. Do you want
to hear some of the ten questions? I should have ten people. All
right, let's let's ten people tenquestions to questions before they get here.
No, so we don't want togive it up, right? Probably not?

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Okay? Well, one of myquestions is, and you can contemplate
it, bomb or joints. Oh, this crowd needs answer. Bomb.
You gotta know what that is.Go joint, joints, joints. I'm
with you. ALTHEA does not smoke. Our main host of the DNA show
does not smoke? Do you withhis head? Yes? But I did.

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Yes, I've smoked. I've smokedpounds and pounds of weed over my
life. Yeah. Oh okay,so I should put that in. Maybe
so bobs, joints or cigars?All right? Easy water? I like
you. I used to be good. Where do you live? Do you

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live the Bronx? I'll get youin. I gotta cost service, We'll
we'll get you in. Go govital dot com. We'll get you in.
So the bong was was great foryou know, the one hit bong,
the one hit ball. You know, you you just put the light
and suck it all in with thewater, take it all in down here,
and then just blow out nothing yourbrain. Yeah, and then't die

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on the floor. I talk likethis. That was good, good,
fucking great, yeah good. Andthen all of a sudden, you're somewhere
else, like you're you're out todinner with with the family, and you're
burp and a big cloud comes outof your fucking mouth. Have you never
had that happen? Well, thereyou go. That's why you don't.
So I smoked a little proteins,you know, a little boggies. So

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I've been for a while. SoI'll smoke it and I'll be like,
and the fucking things coming out ofit, said some guy who looked things
like a dug growing up everyday Chris. He puts the window down, he
goes, I go bog ahead,he goes, okay, great, you

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could curse, you don't worry.You could say fucking air ball. Yeah,
we used to call that guardian.You still call it that. I
think we need a portable stud aportable microphone out here. I smoke alone.

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There you go yeah, and yougo out with a nice buzz going,
and you're wondering how you know hespend a lot less, right dude?
All right, so I'll look wait, hold on, give me two
seconds. I'm a I'm a closetsmoker too. I do it on my

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lot. I'm a closet a lotof things. Shut up, Bobby,
I'm not that what go ahead?What else are my closets? I like
women. I don't like men.Little thing. I like men. I
never even thought that, Sorry,said that. So I'm a lot on
my own when i'm smoking. Soyeah, I get what. You have

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a lot more money in your pocketto go get the next one you want.
I'm done now. Three weeks,no, seven days? All right?
All right? I honestly liked itall better when it was illegal.

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It was more fun, it wasmore exciting. Now that they're taking the
life out of it, I thinkit's like, wait, what are you
doing? It's more dangerous, it'sall wait. When you were around everywhere,
well, smoked everywhere, and atleast one of every seven or eight
blocks is either illegal or illegal cannabiststore going on, and the city can't

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get a hold of it. Soyou'll go into forty second Street. There'll
be a cannabist out of this place. Right on forty second Street. You
walk five blocks down, there's anotherone. Now you don't know if that
one's legal or illegal. And thenyou go another five but it's all over,
and that's all you smell. Youdon't smell urine anymore. You smell
weed, right, Yeah, yeah, most fucked up thing that ever happened

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on Christmas. On Christmas and manyyears ago, my father. My father
passed away when he was fifty two. But he was in his forties and
he's sitting at the table and hewas drinking. He was a Scotch drinker,
you know. And he's sitting andhe worked in Manhattan, and he
we always me and my brother like, we kept it from him that we
smoked weed and ship. But youknow, we didn't think he knew,
but I guess he did. Andone day was sitting at Christmas dinner and

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he goes like this, He goes, you guys want to smoke a joint?
Yeah? We're like what He goes, I know you smoke pot,
Go ahead, do you want tosmoke a joint? I go I'd say
this is just a trick. Thisis a fucking trick. So he goes,
he goes, he pulls out ofhis he's a super jacket on you
pulls it out. He goes,I got three of these for two bucks?

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Is that good? I was like, did he take this out of
my jewel? He goes, no. It was in Central Park and the
guy sold me and he lights thefucking thing up. I'm smoking to join
at the table I was in.I was in fucking Lala land. I
was more. Oh no, theyweren't talking, but um, she was
like, I believe you fucking thatwas like that. But uh no she

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didn't join us. Uh. Andthen when we smoke and I got wrecked.
I was getting wasted. We smokedgo three joints at the table with
my father that was in the house, at the table, at the table
after the meal. It was late. It was like, dude, one
o'clock in the morning, with thewhole Christmas thing was over, you knowle
hanging out and three. It's aphenomenal story too. Ohm, no question,

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I think he should be requiet.Actually, um, I think it
would help. I think it wouldreally help. Uh, you know,
I think what has to happen ismore people gotta, you know, and
I'm just not singling out anybody.Just gotta stop worrying about every fucking thing.
I like. I liked my Iliked my attitude back in the day

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where I just, you know,I just didn't give a fuck about anything,
and I like that. You know, I don't give a shit.
I really don't. You know.People make me feel like I should give
a shit, but I don't givea shit. You know. I try
to act like sometimes like I givea shit, but like if somebody asked
you how your day's going, whothe fuck is? How your days going?
Who the fuck is I always justlike when I go to somebody's I

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don't care my fund that all thetime. You always give us a ship.
I give a shit. You're havinga bad day, especially today.
I'm gonna tell you I had itevery bad day. Yeah, gives a
fuck. So anyway, I don'tcare if you had a bad day.
Don't care if I had a beddown'm here, people don't. But the
thing is, like I go tosomebody's house, You go to somebody's house
on if you get this shit,they go, we just redid a whole
upstairs you want to go check itout. I'm like, no, I

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don't give a fuck about your upstairs. I don't. They're like, I
put I put this brand new force. It was like, comes off like
a waterfall. I'm like, oh, so I gotta come to your house
to make my house feel like it'sa piece of shit. I gotta come
here and see like I gotta startupdating because my force is the old traditional
one with the water just blows thefuck out. I gotta watch you us
coming over like a waterfall onto littlerocks and shit and with knobs that look

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like fucking uh, you know,they came out of the pond. Get
the fuck out of here. AndI look at this, Look at this.
We did some special mosaic shit overhere around here. I don't give
a fuck. I don't care.No, I did you wrong. I
blame it on this, right,we blame it. We blame it on

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this. I don't want to tourof your fucking house. So have you
ever invited me over? Don't giveme a Toria house. That's a downfall
society right there, as much asI need it, for as much as
we needed for the show to getaround and everything else, come on.
Now we've I've got I've got kids, my I've my son, my eleven
year old he just turned his turneleven tomorrow. Happy birthday, the son
Michael head Week. Michael he weekedbirthday when he got this on Christmas Eve,

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and I'm like, why, hegoes, Dad, I haven't told
you, but I was one ofthe only kids in my class that didn't
have a phone. There's twenty twokids in a fifth grade class. Now
he's got phone and shoes. It'sjust fucking a grade. He gave him
shoes. Now, yeah, butthat's listen, there's twenty fifth in the
fifth grade, twenty of them withphones. And my son who never told

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me people they're here. It comeshe don't have a tuck. I don't
have a phone, don't I don'teven say phone near the pit, all
right, he say, tell him, it's on the wall with a wire.
Tell him, just tell him it'sdial, dial, the phone circular.
It's like as one goes nurse,Wow, you said phone in front

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of Anthony's kidd Fuck kids. They'vebeen hovered around me trying to play this
for two weeks, keeping away fromtraffic, keep on away from trappic he's
gonna run into traffic any minute.Now, look at this, he's got
no phone. But you know whatI'm saying, twenty two kids, he's
one of the only kids that doesn'thave it, and he fucking weeped when
he got it. It's the it'sthe society now, it is the emotional

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damage you've done to this. He'slike, he's not Are you making one
of my son? No, I'mjust I'm just imagining. He's not like
that at all. Affect you imagineHe's not rocking back and forth and rubbing

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Mommy, mommy? Can can Ihave one of those little biscuits we had?
Can I get one of those?But I got a phone? Fuck
you? Can I have shoes now? Can I? Can I stop wearing
that twenty five? We have yesterday'spapers. I can redo the bottom of
my shoes with the big hole.Mommy, I need to take a crap.

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Can I have yesterday's paper? Remember, no toilet pant, but just
wrench your ass out with the waterfall? Fucking waterfall, fucking great story.
How old he what? He waseleven years old when you got him the

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phone? Yes, I think mykids were worn with the phone. Wait
all right, So he came out, I don't know, he's not like
kids, kids, you DNA kidswhen my kids? How old? No?
Kids? All right? Kids?What how old was he when he
got he? Or she? Whenisn't your wife? Isn't your wife?

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Kind of like xbox? Isn't yourwife? Kind of like xbox? Right
now? Then she got to keepthat. I likely he catch it like
yes, and he's like he's likewhen like when CNN is like interviewing someone

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and they go, so you're overat the war zone over there, what's
it like? And the guy standsout like that, wait till the question,
and then he goes like this.He goes, yeah, I'm right
up by the front line. I'myou know, I just noticed as like
all kinds of you know, insurgentsgoing on there. And he goes,
so, how about all the boutyou, you know, get back to
you. I have a lot ofhow yeah, there's like there's all kinds

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of militia action going on. Ihave a lot of hats. That's I
have to share the show. Ihave to talk to the people. Did
you did you know that was PatWalsh bringing us beer into the attention to
tonight, don't you want to givethe guy credit. Pat, Walsh Realty
they bring you beer and they selland he sells. Walls Realty brought an

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organization. He's not business, he'snot, but I'm gonna promote his because
he's from Miller. It tastes greatand that's less filling, right, Pat,
It was very nice you to walkin to really be with the DNA
show and how two gentlemen from theBronx. What's your name anyway? What's
your name? Is that on yourbirth certificate? Walla Magic? Mo?

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Excuse me, missus moan for that? Would you like to name your son?
Yes, I'd like to name himWalla Magic Mo, Walla Magic.
Well, her middle name could bemagic. Are there any hyphens or any
apostrophes in that ship? Like yeah, yeah, I'm just saying that Instagram,

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But what is it? Walla WallaMagic? What mo of Walla?
Like Walla Walla, that's Walla,that's fringe Wallah. Could you get us
back on restaurant on a regular showmy day through Friday? Pace? Can

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you make that happen? And yourname is possible? What's your name?
Okay? Okay? What okay?Cake? Live cake? No show me
cake cake, right, we gotcake, Shelly. I can't hear him.
He said it's fucking cake. Likeheard him the second time. He

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was still good to the show.You know, no, Holy Christ,
walla cake live there we go,so yeah, follow wall wallow walla bing
bang wall Okay bang bang wallaa bingbang Right now, where does that come

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from? Show? You got?We'd go and see see it's kicking in.
It's kicking in when you watch.You know what I used to do.
I used to smoke a lot ofweed and watch mister Rogers fucking hysterical,
fucking hysterical. The guy standing there, you fucking stone out of your
money like this, and he goes, hello basing girls, how you condign?

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And he goes hello fish and hesays a load of the fish in
the fish tank and he's going Thenhe goes like he was and the Marines
or something. Yeah, yeah,I'm gonna blow this fucker's head off.
Here. Hey, wall you seeto be doing the most talking here.
Bring the phone off to you.We'll get to you during the whole show.
We're gonna we're gonna introduce ourselves tothe r and b uh crowd.

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I'll look at this we're tripping overhere. Don't trip back that are you
come up with us? All right? Sure, don't sit on Ricky Ricardo's
bank security security security walls from theMagic Book. See if you see I
can see right, I mean withthe limo. Talk guys, hopefully be

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in the limo next time. Havesome you're in Wait wait, wait,
wail mo Mo, you were talkinglouder over there than you are. Yeah,
motherfucker. Yeah, and you gonnacome on up here. I'll be
funny. Try It's like uh,he goes. He's right, he's talking

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to like some girl. All right, now take your clothes. I heard
some of you guys have pizza wherecheeseburgers? You know my friends complaining to
me about that all the time thatyou don't talk about Yeah, keep being
over there. The closer get thelower eye talk. Really, the closer
you get, the lower it's badhabit. I've been doing it in one

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who was I think we're gonna haveyou come out of you people are further
while I'm magic? Well, mo, how how while I'm magic? How
what I want to bring? Somehole I'm gonna bring We want to get
the house. You definitely say youwanted some holes earlier, so offering some

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hold. But you say he's onlyafore too, Jo, what you could
only afford two holes? No?No, no, I said we can
two for me? What the fun? I don't give too for me.
I'm like the guy with the fuckingbright lights, So I don't give a
shit. It's all about me.Man, what do you want him to
be? From the Bronx or man? May you choose that pretty? I'd

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rather dire from Asia Japanese if youwant the truth. I don't want them
to speak any English. That's whythey can't. They can't test. They
can't testif then they can't testify.No buy, No, I don't don't
want the hole. You kind ofhang out O. What's this guy's name?
That was up guy? He wasinto all that, all right,

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don't be comparing me to fucking Epstein. Epstein island over there with the Clintons,
get out of here together they Yeah, let's talk about the Clunes.
You know what I want you todo? One? I like you better,
that's why right there with them overI want you to go sit over
there. You know why, becauseyou're gonna be louder. You're crowding me
out. You're too good looking comparedto me. Plus, if I put
you there, you talk louder andwe can go interactively with you, don't

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whole show. I like you interactively. That's that's bing bang walla walla.
That's that's will willam magic mo.I like wala'm magic mo. Wow,
this this is that was great?That's weird wild he pulls the plug on

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you. You just did what hejust did to you with his family's gonna
do to him when he's on lifesupport. They pulled the first of all.
You see Walsh shit, then go, oh my god for a while

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to sit there, go that's fuckingterrible. I'm just light. You wishing
death on me? But if Iwasn't death. But you don't understand my
family. Funny. It's funny becauseit's true. Yeah, because you know
my family's gonna push that right,That's why it's funny. Does the plug
have to be that BIG's gonna all? Right? While I while I pulled

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a microphone out talking here, letme see if I can hear you.
Oh yeah, we can hear youcan pick it up, that's what she
said. Well you can't go likeyou can't. Yeah, Well while it's
got like a look on him.He's like this, all right, So
here's what's gonna happen. Well,I don't have the bitches coming for that
Keith Nandez look like boy. Andthen I'm gonna have two ball holes coming

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in here for me. And yousee that bold headed guy with the hat
on, Yeah, grass I likethat guy. We'll give him two Japanese
hos. We're gonna have joints,chagals and not chicks. Gotta have blunts
and bitches. What you gotta haveblunts and bitches. I just said that,
bitches and blunts. Yeah, Iwas just following through with that.

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You know, let's do it.Bullet holes, you know, makes you
have some bullet holes. You knowsome Japanese you know, what's a the
Japanese right, Asian Japanese Tibetan maybe, Yeah, gotta be careful little though.
Hey, whatever, you know,we take it as it comes,
no pun, no pun. Theymay have what you have. You gotta

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be hole with Tibetan. What mightthey have? I listen Wallace taking over
the show. Who's gonna have Who'sgonna have what? Well, well,
already I was just adding to thelimo, tell you know, I was
just, you know, I'm justa guess. Yeah, I'm just uh,
you know, I'll tell you whenyou could talk. Yeah. While

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I might have get the microphone,the pat he seems to be a little
bit more quiet or or or oror the A or the A in the
DNA. What else you got overthat? Cross? All right? So
what do I got tonight? Yougot fun last night at Jennifer Lentini's fortieth
birthday party. I have no ideawhat you're talking about. Oh you can
go. No, Oh I forgot. I was there. I was there

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last night. I hung out withtea time with Teresa. I hung out
with Cathy Arnold, I hung outwith Kristen Tinsley, and I must say
they put on a really good show. And it was pretty crowded, and
there was happy fortieth birthday to JenniferLentini, who was a hot recipient and
a hot transplant recipient, and shewas the heart wasn't supposed to last this
long, and she's still going strong. She just got an extended warranty on

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it. I called her about that, and it was worth warranties. I
think you're hot. Warranty is runningout really let me held it? Um.
No, you know I've been tothat place. Uh, And I've
never seen more fucking free keep peoplein my life. In one place,

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they were they were, they werewhich old? Now? I? Uh?
Where was this Whiskey Reds on HepsteadTurnpike in East Meadow which I happen
to like. Well, since youdon't get a response, I'm gonna say
it was one of the finest placesI've ever been. Perfect Why I was
there a while back, and it'sbeautiful place and the people there were just
magnificent. Okay, Whiskey red Goodjob. There was a place in um

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where I used to live when Iused to when I was not down NASA
bullet. But I'm trying to thinkit must have been like New Hyde Park
or something called Whiskey Reds. WhenI was a kid, and it was
called Whiskey Reds. They had abig they had sold us on the floor
and they had the big sign thatwas said Whiskey in a light up kneon
red sign. I go to WhiskeyReds in East Meadow and Whiskey Reds is

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written in black and yellow. Wherethe fuck is the red? You can't
think to put red in that,right, some red in that, tell
them I will all right, justbe well, no, but I we
had a little stupid shit like thatbothers me. Like the Boston Red Sox
have navy blue hats. Why I'msupposed to be red fucking red Sox that
you have all red have yellow jerseystoo, which I can't understand. And

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yellow jerseys yellow jerseys they let killa bees out on the field. It
looks ridiculous, looks ridiculous. Orangeand blue is the Mets, but that
doesn't matter. There's nothing in thename. It says that they're wearing red
like it's just weird. But theYankees have red in their logo, in
their color and yes in the inthe hat logo. Look, I know

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you're a Yankee fan. That's fine. It's very easy to be Yankee fan.
But it takes real dedication and reallyand they're a lot of hot to
be a Met fan. Absolutely,it really does, because nothing to hang
your hat on for fucking forty yearsat stant No. No, I'm just
saying I grew up a Met fan. What am I gonna dump out?
Come on? Nelson Doubleday, TheWilpons. Now we got now got now

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we got there. Now we gotthe greatest owner, and we got we
could quite possibly have the greatest ownerin professional school. I mean people who
are like this, why don't theMets retire the more numbers? Because they
don't have that many good players.That's why they want to retire Red Cranepool's
number. The guy fucking barely playedover the course of eighteen years. He
was never a regular player. Theywant to retire his number just for sticking

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around. It's like the Yankees retiringBrett Garden his number. You're not gonna
retire Bret Garden his number, butwe're going and shit like every guy him
on. There are a lot ofYankee fans that they could no. I
never heard on a fan all thetime. You know, the Yankees are

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retired more numbers. It looks likea fucking powerball card. It looks like
you're like, what the and you'relike, all right. So they retired
number eight twice. Yogi Barra andBill Dickey. Oh, I didn't know
that tired it twice. After ElGibara finished with it, they were like,
me, shouldn't retire if we builtit war. Do you know what
we're gonna do? Are retired fuckingtwice. It's like the Islanders with John

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toon Ellie. They're retiring number twentyseven and Lee is wearing number twenty seven.
Now, what the fuck is thathe's supposed to retire in the number?
Tya? Get the fuck off?Wait? Is he really he's wearing
number twenty seven? Lee? Ididn't know that, And it's what hanging
from the ceiling. He's hanging upthere and it's hanging on him. I'm
like, what the fun I didn'tknow that. That's that's retorted. Why
would you do that? I'm like, you fucking retire the number you had.

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The guy Olvera said, John,thank you so much for your brilliant
career with the Islanders. We wantto thank you for all the things we
did him. I'm gonna retire yournumber. And who comes out to fucking
pull down the thing? Lee wearingnumber twenty seven? What the fuck are
we doing? That's like retiring tomSeva's number and giving it to the next
picture that comes up from the mining. Yeah the fuck are you doing?
That's pretty true? Why now wouldyou do that? I don't get it?

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So so the Yankees retired pulling Neillast year because the Mets retired Keith
what twenty one exactly anyone, becausethe Yankees retired Hernandez, so they needed
a day too, So all right, so they do it. It's like
the Mets can't do a fucking thingwithout the Yanks going. They had a
day, you see, they hada day. You see that fucking statue.

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We gotta do a fucking statue ofBabe Ruth. We're gonna do a
Babe Ruth statue. I'm gonna doa big unveiling eight years. What about
what about the Mets announcement on youknow when when Judge was gonna when Judge
was gonna sign brilliant, right fuckingbrilliant exactly, because that had nothing to
do with really did wait and Iwill tell me you remember I reached out

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to you and I thought that theabsolute Yeah, But I don't think that
was the case because if you reallythink of the chronology of how that all
happened, he the deal just fellapart with San Francisco that day and the
Mets got right on it. Itwasn't like we gotta wait to day.
The Yankees are doing something Georgia forYron Judge. No, they were like,
they have to jump on this fuckingright now. So they did it
that day just so happened. Itwas the day the Yankees were doing the

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thing to make Judge just so happen, just so happened. I don't buy
that. It doesn't matter because that'swon't win anyway. So shut his mic
off, Magic, let me letme just go through. Let me go
through a little rap that I doyou know about the Yankees? All right?
And the Yankees I'm gonna givenabook,I'm gonna get I'm gonna give you,

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I'm gonna give you a little snap. The Yankees had all the money
for the longest time. They hadall the fucking money, right and well,
and then spend no, no,no, I'm talking way before the
Mets. The Yankees had all thisfucking money, recredible amounts ofment. They
bought Babe Ruth for one hundred thousanddollars back in nineteen twenty nineteen twenty one,
one hundred thousand dollars when one hundredthousand dollars of them was like,

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I don't even know what the fuckit is now, But they bought him
because the Red Sox couldn't compete moneywise, right, So the Yankees buy
him and they changed their whole franchise. Right. They had Luke Grigg,
they had fucking after that, theyget Joe the Magic all because they had
the money and they could sign theseguys and they could put them on.
Hey wait, I wouldn't say,didn't they trade him for a two foot
no no no net Babe? Thatwas the name of the play. That

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was the name of the play.The Red Sox owner was a producer of
plays, and the name of theplay was fucking bombing was no no,
no, no no. And theytook the money from Babe Ruth to save
that fucking play. Yep, that'swhat they did. They were hurting.
Yankees were never hurting. Yankees alwayshad money. Very good interjection, man,
thank you very much, very goodjob. The DNA show right before

(30:27):
this show on Sunday Nights, greatesthip hop shows ever. And they had
a ding Dong walla walla bingball dingDong walla walla bing bong walla wallast the
Yankees. There was only eight teamsin each league. There was the American
League, in National League. Thatwas all there was. You finished first

(30:48):
the American League. You went tothe World Series. There was no playoffs,
no bullshit. Yankees easily finished firstevery year. Go to the World
Series. You're gonna play what theBrooklyn Dodges again and beat the fuck out
of him. Go ahead, that'swhat they did. They played the Booker.
They beat the funk out of them, so that twenty championship. Every
time they lost once, well,right, well, they'd go play whether

(31:10):
the struggle Cubs couldn't fucking fight theirway out of anyway. They're fucking horrible.
Everybody they played Saint Louis Card knowsthat they could just beat the fuck
out of them, right, becausethey had all these fucking players. They
had. There was stacked from topto bottom in their lineup. So all
of a sudden, the draft comesin nineteen sixty five, they started evening
out. Yankees weren't winning his monthsall of a sudden. And then in

(31:30):
nineteen sixty nine they had expansion sothat there was layers of playoffs, which
they never had before. Playoffs madeit even harder to get to the World
Series. So how many championships ifthe Yankees won since the draft came in
in divisional play and playoffs came in. How many of the won the Yankees
all together? You're talking about likein the eighties or since nineteen sixty nine,

(31:52):
how many championships? If the Yankeeswon seven, Yes, was gonna
say the year the win Steinberg's thelast year the Steinberg Steinbert. But that

(32:13):
boy, you Steinbrenna, How doyou not know Steinbrenner. He knows.
No, no, no, no. When you're thinking, right, But
you got to realize to the Yankeesone win, when was the last year?
Two thousand and nine, two thousandnine, two thousand nine. The
thing is, it's so much hardernow this layers of playoffs. You gotta
win four series, including the WorldSeries. You gotta win eleven to twelve

(32:34):
games to get to the to getthe championship. All you have to do
with them was win four games.You would none the World Series. You
were champions. So they did itevery year. Now it's hard. So
what I'm saying is the Red Soxhave won four in that time. The
Yankees have won seven. Cardinals havewon like three or four, I mean
giants, but two we want two. But yeah, here's what I keep

(33:00):
saying. Come on, he isthe best owner in baseball. He changed
that franchise around in absolutely in threeyears. Where we're sitting here, going,
is this really fucking happening? Ishe gonna spend forty million dollars on
Verlanda? Is he gonna get aFonso's coming back? He's going for it
right now, you know what Imean. He's gonna He's trying to keep

(33:22):
that team together. He likes thepoint of having the same guys on a
team for five or ten guy likethe Yankees did. So I think,
I think if you look at hisalready, within three years, he's probably
the best owner in all of sportsright now. No, I don't know
if he's the best yet. He'sthree years, but yeah, yeah,

(33:45):
yeah, you worked right. Butif he wins a championship within the next
two years, he promised the championshipto these play, well, that's that's
the race right now. Who's gonnawin it first in New York? Is
it gonna be Cohen or is itgonna be Steinbrenoff? Because I'm telling you
that's the bad all that's going onright now between those two. And Cohen
does not care. He says heis about money. Yankee's a little more

(34:07):
championship ready right now than the Metsoff. Yeah, I agree on that
one, based on what based ontheir lineup? Okay, pitching, I
mean they got pitching this year,which they still haven't pitched together. They
do have some solid The Yankee saidthe best they're saying they he said,

(34:30):
the best staff on paper right now. I don't think so. I think
so too. And they're not goingto break down like Verlando might or U
or so. Who do they have? They have to have coal, they
have Brendon or Dad. They havea nasty Nesta. Yep, they have
Who's is Monte s Severino? Four? And who's your fifth solid? Who's

(34:52):
your fifth stater? Who's your fifthstater? Uh, that's a good question.
Oh, come on, let's chances. What's the chances on the same
night that Pat Walsh walks in withan eighteen package? You know we got
we got ding dong wallow walla bingbong ding. No, I'm not he

(35:17):
knows we're friends. Hey, wegot Yeah, we can't have that bing
bang. Oh mate, it's acomedy, but it's comedy. It's comedy.
We love you, you're you're alegend. We gotta get your legend
wallow, you're a guy. Theguy's ready to charge the stage. What
the fuck are you doing? Comeon? Trying to make laughs. I'm

(35:38):
leading for furniture to fly up,and you can just say, will the
magic moa? I can't get itright, so I do ding dong walla
walla. Bid you not get itright? While the magic bo it comes
right off the tongue. All right, And my man cake clif where is
cake cake? Light just sits there? Does it say? Three? Video
and the whole show? Yo?Have you had the hold? Have you

(36:00):
had a if you make money offthat? Don't we get something? He's
videoing us? Yo? He goesliterally, it's like he's oppicating. I
wanted to know who was gonna bethe first one to inject race into this,
and he did what I do.I said, three white middle aged
man, you want such a douchebag? He's videoing. That's not what he's

(36:20):
sitting there saying. But you're gonnathrow that in murder. The guy said
they were a fucking middle aged whitefuck. Uh, well's the right on
the first of all, I mean, you know the middle age rights.
I don't know what the fuck Iam. He's middle ages fifty middle age

(36:42):
can't be figured out until you're dead. So if you lived to ninety five,
if you lived to fifty twenty five, that's a middle age. I'm
fifty seven medium. It's almost hedid a little rift on a couple of
weeks ago. It's like forty five. Hold on, what's the name of
the song you talked tomorrow with bingCrosby? That the ninth the seasons of
your life? That's not a bingCrosby. So Frank Sinatra song? Are

(37:06):
you talking about Bing Cross? That'slike, that's what people say. Oh,
it's September of my years. Thatrich September of my years. He
sings about that. The song ishe's in the September of his years,
which September is about the ninth monthyour three quarters done? All right.
It's also a very very slow song. When I was twenty one, it

(37:28):
was a very good year. Itwas a very good year because Cross is
a queer, and he's right here. One Cross was still a fucking queer.
Grass was no family. So GregD. Flippa says, Grass,

(37:53):
you want to get doing the song? All right, put it on.
Let me hit a song. It'sodd. I told you. It's a
very slow song. It's snatch.You have you, Yeah, you have
It's Sinatra. Yeah. When Wallowwas thirty one, this is slow.

(38:15):
He was taking those bitches. Hewas killing nose snitches and giving them stitching,
giving them stitches, tanks, RichtFrank get him at forty one.
When Wallow was forty one, hereally pulled out a gun. I'm done,

(38:44):
Please be done, audience asking usto stop. He's definitely gonna need
some more. You don't get aphone quote soon though. All that's how
you have five minutes still the newsegment. Come on, Bobby ten I
think you like it? Do Isay a thing? I know? We're

(39:08):
going with the flow. What Iwould never wear a MET shirt. You
never see me wear a MET shirt. I don't, which is weird.
Why I will never, never don'twear a fucking team jersey for any team.
I don't. I feel I feelI feel pity for people who do.

(39:30):
I'm like, somebody's sitting out therewith a jersey that says Davis on
the back, and the guys,you know it's not you. You know
you're fucking sixty years old. You'rewearing a shirt that says fucking Davis on
it, the number twenty three.Whatever the fuck you I mean? So
you don't buy it. You don'tbuy hats. I don't have a met
hat unless they give it to me. All right, So you do have

(39:52):
a medhat. They gave it tome, but you still have one.
Do you wear it? What doyou? What? Am I in court?
No? Have you actually put thehat on your fucking head? Yes?
Have you won the hat? Actually, people in the audience are asking
to say, when it pours out, I'll throw it on to go to
my car, So you'll wear itin the rain, to my rain hat.
It's your rain hat to protect yourhair. I will never see me

(40:15):
parading around in any baseball hat,by the way. Number one I never
Number two you won't see. AndI coached baseball for thirty years now.
I've been coaching. I do notwear a hat on the field, never
ever. I know why you don'tbecause you don't like to mess up your
head. It's not because I don'tlike to mess up my hand. It's
because, do you understand? Letme tell you something about people. You

(40:36):
still got a full heat of hair? Do you still have a full oat
of hair? Take your hat?Off. There you go. Dude,
look at this. Stop wearing ahat. Why all right, it's fucking
fary. Put it away, allright? Just starting every day Christmas?
You wear it a week you putit away. Yeah, no, it's

(41:01):
not good. It's not help medown, no, no, no,
no, wild magic Well, he'snot right. I wear baseball had every
day. I gotta pull ahead likehere, Rich gets the name right?
Okay, yeah, but it's rightall the time. It's a little bit
of a mess, but at leastI have hair. Yeah, man,
you gotta right away. He's likewallow him. He's like will a baseball
hat whenever you want listen to this. So a couple of I don't know

(41:22):
where hats. You don't have to. I'm not point you to wear a
hat, but don't yell at mefor wearing a hat. Can I yell
you? You kind of yell?I gave you one yelling at my friend
though the hire for wearing a hatthat suddenly your friend. You can't even
say his fucking name. You wanta magic bow, I'm saying it's the
best ball life, right, andmy man, cake club, I always
gotta throw this. Listen to me. The point is that Okay, okay,

(41:45):
guy, if I gotta ask youa question, wear a fuck?
Have you video on? Most peoplewear hats. Wear hats because they're fucking
hiding it. Ball dead all right, Wait, I want to talk to
Cake Club. You got you gottapull head a haad that cake you bo
Okay, okay, are you there? You go? He said, That's
why I have the hottle. Areyou videoing us right now? They're like

(42:06):
three people on there is there?Think people? Are you just videoing us?
Are you just you like a liveon social media or like Instagram?
You? All right? I likethis. You're gonna go home. See
I told you I was in thestudio. Honey, I didn't hang out
at the bar at all. Look, this thing started twelve. My battery
went eleven. This is now,This is now, and we are now

(42:29):
your alibi. Yeah, and nowwe know the play. Look, honey,
they were till eleven o'clock, mybatteries, they were till twelve.
Building this is this a building blockfor the future here right for one day.
You're gonna cash this in one day? You are Remember when you thought

(42:50):
I went out, I was overat fucking Paradise studio. Look I got
it on video. Look at thesybe just gonna really go somewhere. And
you know she questioned you go rememberthat night I was where I said,
don't question me again. Now you'reout with Now you're out at the strip
joint. That's good. No,no, it's not the monkey wrench's fact.

(43:14):
That's where it's gonna be. Shecan't ask you again once. They
accuse you once when they're wrong.Done. Me sha't buying that. Why
you accu you accuse you accuse somebodyor something they said, they didn't do
it. Women always find a way. They gave me. I think it

(43:44):
comes down to think. I honestlythink that. My answer to that is
men always find a way. Menalways find a way. Always, No,
they always find a way. Theyget themselves into deeper trouble. You
could only get a trouble if you'reafraid of what the consequences are going to
be. I don't give a fuck. See, I don't give a fuck

(44:06):
if I get I just don't givea shit. You're only in trouble if
you're afraid of what you might youmight be facing consequences. What consequences would
I be facing? So now we'vebeen doing this for a very long time.
And one of the things I wasalways scared about is, you know,
you're talking to people and you're tellingyou you've used everything else is what
other people are gonna think, andmaybe in a corporate world and they know

(44:27):
each other. So I've always tryingto protect these guys. At one point,
look at this fucking guy's chin.Did you say that he looks like
a peep? Oh my god.Wow, We're like, oh my god,
he's a peep. So I tried, I worry about Yeah, I
wor well, I worry about that. He's in the corner of my eye,
so you know, I've always worriedabout that from his standpoint and whatever.

(44:51):
But he's like, I don't fuckingcare. I don't care. I'll
tell you the way I feel aboutmy attitude of views to take away my
pillow. What are you fucking dudesbother me with the pillow? I don't
know what the fuck are you gonnado. But I'm not worried about anything.
I don't do anything so bad.If somebody says, oh, well
you you you shock you were goingto the car wash he came up three
hours later. I'man guess why Iwent to the bar too. What's the

(45:12):
fucking big deal? What's the fuckingbig deal? I knew you went to
the bar called then they said youweren't there. Why they say you weren't
there? Because I told him tosay I wasn't so I could stay at
the fucking bar. Yeah. Theyjust live in the same house. Yeah,
come on, I mean, really, people are a friend guys.
I'm looking guys, a fucking fairies. I swear to God, get fucking

(45:32):
man up and just say fuck you, I'm doing it. What the fuck?
Please? Please, I've had enoughof this ship. Oh my life
was gonna say fuck you, fuckyou please, Okay, it's okay,
come that. Damn. It's justso really struck. Ye. Beer shows

(45:53):
about to go in a different direction. I just can't stand the big people
kiss people's asses over Oh my god, the fucking trouble. What trouble you're
gonna get into? And there's Yeah, I know, drink alone for me.
I trust him with nobody else.Well, I think I think he

(46:16):
might have taken a Captain splash shirtor something like that. I told him
to take my friend. Thank you. I can't. By the way,
brings the beer and delivers it shipmy my non existent hot to you.
Let's just you why. By theway, folks, Captain Splash is back
as a regular member of the show, hanging out with us, but she's
not in a Splash Alfred, You'renot you can't today. Okay, see

(46:38):
we're going to cancel Captain Splash fortonight. What I am? Do you
stay where you are? D Idon't You're too good looking. I don't
want these people who know what youand everybody looks like, come on,
that's why I kicked hold on,I get it right, Wallow magic Mo
Ding dong. So what do wegot next? All right? What we

(47:02):
got next? I'm loving this show? Well, uh it's ten o three
by the way, Yeah, whereis um? Where is Michael Zimmerman?
He's like, you know what fun? Somebody was prowing on Facebook. Why
don't you give out the number fiveone six nine four five nine zero nine
nine. We're expecting a phone callfor Simiman. Just pulled off to the
side of the road and just fuckingtried to write that down. Five one

(47:24):
six nine four five four zero ninezero nine nine A bunch of numbers.
So play we're playing. He's readingup the numbers on the Yankee outfield wall.
We're playing ten questions at ten forten minutes. So the mini calls,
we get him on. We askedhim ten question? Am I supposed
to timeless? I would like youto time it. I a pimate,

(47:45):
Yes, because that'll quickly get himquiet. That makes it more exciting.
Yeah, get some quicker off theyear two because if he's not funny.
You know what I'm saying, Ia ten at ten fifteen? You know?
All right, just thank you forthrowing logic in today. Just keep
drinking your beard. Shut up,you're the audience. Stop making the host,

(48:07):
who he likes to do, looklike an asshole. Yeah, stop
bringing logic into the conversation. Allright, it's ten to twenty six.
Let's do ten to ten. Sowhere is Zimmerman? Call the show?
Zim Woman? You got five onesix on Facebook? Call the show?
Why don't we just sit here untilhe calls and just staring into space?
You want to do that? Yes? So nine questions at nine for nine

(48:30):
minutes for nine minutes, didn't wedo? Didn't you tried this concept a
few years ago? Before you triedthis, like the eight after eight or
whatever, and now with the tenafter ten, where Joe at ten for
ten, it's ten questions at teno'clock, Ralph at ten o'clock for the

(48:50):
Grandma's Delicious Mystery appetizers and Michael Zimmermancomic Michael Ziman was supposed to be our
first guest tonight, and it isnow ten o four, and he as
he had the calls. Why wouldhe call until ten? Alf to maybe
eight minutes halfter. He's supposed tobe calling earlier than that's supposed to call
earlier. That's so we can wastesix minutes talking to all right, so
hold on, he says, itkeeps it fresh. He says, that

(49:14):
line is busy, all right,Bob, what's up? Call up?
Take the phone of the Bob?What's our phone? Num? But Bobo,
Sarah, voice of Christmas? Pass? Are you there? Oh?
All right? Check it off.Michael Zimmerman, it's not. I'm asking
for my guests to call. Theguy's in his car when beads his sweat
coming downtime trying to call it.Why is the phone line? I gotta

(49:37):
call the Verizon guy? That thephone what? Teresa follows on in two
weeks we'll talk to jam phone line. We'll talk to Teresa two weeks.
As she brings in jacket to joke, the board is lighting up with phone

(49:57):
calls. The switchboard is full.Wow. So you guys are yelling at
me and yelling at Mike and he'strying to call and it's the fucking pours
over there, sitting with splash.So what do you think, captain?
You want to get Chinese food?Let's get Chinese food? And what what
do you think? This looks goodover here? Yeah? Oh, there
is the voice over. He's nothe Have you even looked at our show

(50:19):
once tonight? Mister La Sarah?What is the phone line on? Mister
La Sarah walking out on ten andten bones getting pulled? Will Wallas like,

(50:39):
I'm getting a fuck out of here, really stupid guy, They're gonna
beat traffic. I don't blame it. Thanks man, thank you, thanks
for being here. We had fun. We had a good time. Walla,
I love you, Walla, MagicBow and Cake your first podcast ever?

(51:07):
Oh dude, nice? Listen?What time we've been going for twelve
years? Ten you go at night? Are you going off? Here?
Are? Ooh? Can I comein? Can I crash? One?
Oh? Boy, anytime I wantliquor. I'm not bringing hose because I
got a wife, so I can'tbring that. But I'll bring liquor.
I'll bring liquor. I'll bring mysparkling personality, and I'll give you like

(51:29):
ten minutes of good radio. Ipromised that, and I'll share it all
over. You'll get five extra listenerstonight. He didn't bring the sparkling personality.
He's gonna bring me tomorrow. Wait, all kiddings. Saw you guys
are coming here tomorrow night from theBronx. Every every show you do,
you're from Long Allen and a while. I'm gonna hang out at your house.
Oh dude, listen, I gota place and I haven't want to

(51:57):
go on the couch. You probablygot it. You probably each got right.
DNA never yeah, he cleared outwith his wife. DNA never offered
you that. I offered you thatyou're offering sh him in the show.
Then tomorrow your new show tomorrow night. What are we talking about? What
we're talking about? What we're talkingabout? What they do? They smiling
the white version? What are wetalking about? Just stop me? He

(52:22):
goes Debbi. He goes, hey, what are we talking about white guy.
It's what we're talking about. Whatare we talking about? All right?
Talking about? I like, sowhat about? Is there a is
there like the show and just talkingabout It's what we talking about. Name

(52:42):
one, give me one of yourtopics right now, right up, come
on, let's be quick, let'sgo. Well, listen, you gotta
tune in the answers should be youtune in tomorrow night at ten o'clock and
you find out you all for anhour one hour? How are you going
for what we're talking about? Ilike that all right? With with cake

(53:06):
life and now now I know you'regonna make fun of me tomorrow. Yeah.
We were on that Limo talk showat that fatast bold guy called me
walla walla ding dong asshole. Ishould have took him out right in a
fucking audience. I gotta got ridof him. We take his nine o'clock
ten, We take a nine fifteenright after DNA. I'm serious. I'm
sorry. Wallah Mohammed Bayn God blessyou. I like that, all right,

(53:37):
Hi hih, I'll be calling younext week. How I really wasn't
of the impression that your real namewas Wallah Wallah and I don't think your
first name is really Cake, Terrence, Terrence, Terence and Muhammed like that.
You can start a cam company thatstory. Oh dude, dude,

(54:04):
you know what you know? Ireally don't think that they these white guys
are right in front of us.I called the kid from T and M
and uh tyrens in Mohammed and theypicked me up. They were like twenty
minutes later. The guy I'm sittingin the back and he goes and I
go, what's your name? Andthen he said he hired this guy named
Walla Walla while I'm Magic Mo.That's these motherfuckers are making fun of us

(54:29):
all night. Here's what we do. Cake, You get in the car
people, we could wallow the fortyfive wallet wall The fact guy comes out
with the big You get him rightin the fucking balls. Then you get
the guy that looks like Keanandez.You try to get him right in the
shoulder. And then the guy thatlooks like fucking Opie from Opie and Anthony,
you get him right in the fuckingass. All right, Well,

(54:51):
you know what, I wish youguys the best of luck. I'm definite.
Uh, it's what what we whatwe what we're talking What we're talking
about clock here at a minute agois what we come on, come on,
give me the real name. Whatwere talking about? The show?
Yeah, he's stumbling and a bumblinggars over the words olock. We've said

(55:15):
it a hundred times. Now tuneinto that ten o'clock show. Thank you,
guys, thank you, thank you, good time, thank you.
That's that's our friends, Terence andMohammed. I like Aaron, Sohammed dad
and I brings us nice, niceguests. So we'll tell you that there's
nice people. Alfea as a wonderfulgirl, and I like D two.

(55:37):
D's a good guy. So let'sgood people make good shows. So well,
I guess he is he not callingor the phone lines it down there?
Lest Sarah, Well, it's tentwelve. It's ten twelve now,
so the ten for ten to tenis fucking failure. Maybe we'll do the
thirteen at ten thirteen for thirteen minutes, Bob is we'll just keep extending it

(56:00):
as the time goes. Sarah's theline, if you'd like, I'll go
in my car and call in whatwhat he's calling us? Right now?
I'll call right now. The useit go on for the ten at ten
at ten like some you know,you like a jeopardy thing. This is
like the newspaper when it says,oh, you're in the page six is
on page seventeen. The fuck isthat? What the fuck is that?

(56:22):
Pats? You know, Pats tryingto get into radio. I'm trying to
get him too. How does thatfige fit into what I just said?
Six? It's he's the one thatgave us the the Jeopardy music. I
said the page six is on pageseventeen. You know Patch trying to get
into radio? Is he? Yeah? Michael zimmom in you there? Hello?

(56:44):
Is the fall line open? Allright? Call in Zimmerman five one
six nine four five nine zero ninenine here at Paradise Studios and massive people.
He gave up. Yeah, hewas like, forget it, dude,
we were perfect. It would havebeen a great segment to ten at
ten ten. I don't know whyhe's not calling him right now? Yeah,

(57:07):
all right, well I just takethe call man. He might be
well, he probably gave up ondoing something he really wanted to do tonight
was calling it at ten ten,Nobody fucking answered the phone, And now
his whole night's fucked up, andwere sitting here and he said, fuck
you guys, fuck you guys.Fuck Rose. What he's saying, fuck

(57:27):
Rose. Yeah, I fucking hadit with Gros. Every fucking thing I
tried to do with Gros, hefucks it up. Fuck him Now,
I'm not calling. All right.You said you wanted a producer for the
show. I tried. I triedto. I gave you me. I
tried to produce a segment. Isaid, I didn't ask for a fucking

(57:49):
producer for the show. You cameup with an idea. The fucking guy
didn't call. That's not my fault, that's that's popular. Sarahs the side
take down, Thank thank five.I was out of the money for this
week, and the guys to justgive me a free water, just you
know, give me a free water, all right. You know I'm still
in one of his bulbs. Sowe're gonna have women on here, right,

(58:14):
We're gonna starting in a few weeks, We're gonna have a rotation of
a woman, a different woman,only have women. Next week, we
have a favorite Hollywood producer coming onthe free carry. Yes, all right,
So Tony Carrey's next week, Yes, next following week is Teresa foul
with lots of updates too? Well, Actually, Jackie did joke Man's coming

(58:36):
on with Teresa Fourel. So Teresawill be off first female start doing the
rotation. Then we have Teresa,we have Kristen Tinsley. Uh, we
have maybe Michelle Asta, we maybehave alfiare in. Maybe she'll hang out
with us. Maybe we'll have CindySaval she's here right now. Yeah,

(58:57):
but we didn't he a segment?Am I gonna have? We lost the
other segment? Do another segment?I was supposed to think of something right
away. How about how about aten ten at ten, fifteen to ten?
You know what? Rights? Herewe go the music on, hold
on, we got this. Thankyou? Okay, I'm going in so

(59:21):
hard. I didn't know what.You know what I can't do. Everybody
you walk in, you go hello, everybody? How's everything? You sit?
Michael Zimmerman says he everybody, youbring your coffee. I gotta come
in. I gotta have segments.I gotta tell you who's coming on.
You haven't done a fucking thing.What are you talking about? What I
had? Look at all his paperwork? Oh my god, he's got four

(59:42):
pieces you've done. Don't don't jumpon his bandwagons. I'm just saying,
all right, put the fucking Jeopardymusic on. Michael Zimmerman says, I
don't know what happened. I'm sorry, guys. That's his response on take
so, So Michael Zimmerman is havingproblems with use is now the ten at
ten sixteen? Ten? We havethe music. We have to be ten

(01:00:07):
at ten sixteen for ten. Allright, here we go ALTHEA from Southeast
from the DNA show from nine o'clockat night on Strong Island and Paradise Studios,
Strong Aland TV. How are youOutia, I'm good, good,
Can you talk a little louder?And they're like, welcome, welcome,
welcome, It's nice to have you. Hi. You are our sub guests
instead of Michael zimmon comedian, Michaelzim substitute. All right, so you're

(01:00:32):
on all right zim woman. Well, well well we'll leave you into the
segment two. We will have simonemanIs on the phone. No, woman's
on the show, hung up onhim. No, No, we're doing
the ten ten, ten seventeen atten seventeen. We couldn't figure out the
fie. No no, Hioman,You're gonna do the two four two at
ten fifty two. All right,two four two at ten fifty two.

(01:00:58):
All right, Hi, hold on, now here we go. We got
all, We got all Jeffrey musicon. We don't need Jeffrey just says
a. First question out there,who's your favorite comedian? Mike Zimmerman.
Who's your favorite comedian? Bill Burror Mitch head Berth? Second question,
would you like to hear from Trump? Donald Trump? Gilbert Garfried, Rocky

(01:01:22):
Balboa or the Pizza Man? ThePizza Man? Mike, I gotta here
from Rocky on? You know,burging here. You can't do the same
bulging time. You know what I'msaying, because they're both the same fucking
boys. At bottom line, isthis you fucking a pie in the oven

(01:01:44):
or a globe on you shape?Right now? You gotta fight Claba Lang
again at the retirement community in AtlanticCity. Don King's giving us eighty k.
We need to make sure this fightgonna be banked. Next question,
all right, besides comedy, whatis your favorite hobby out there? You

(01:02:04):
ving driving? What's your favorite hobby? A woman watching sports? Watching sports
said watching porn I'm sorry, favorite, That's that's what I told. How
much time? You got? Waytoo much? Another eight minutes. I
was gonna say, you got sevenfifty. We started at ten to seventeen,
it's now ten eighteen out there.What's your favorite sports team? Steelers,

(01:02:29):
Pittsburgh Steelers, Mike Zimmerman, Comedians, extraordinary. What is your favorite
sports team? They break my heart? But New York yet Gang Green Baby?
Okay? Bonb joints or cigars?You can say, I don't,
I don't know. You don't smoke? What you do? Burn? I
saw it before? Zimmerman bond.You gotta give an answer, yeah you

(01:02:57):
got. Well, listen, yougotta give me a preferential one if you
had Would it be bong if youhad or if you were gone? Oh
on, Mike zim Wan, bequiet, I'll lead you and go out
with you. But was the threebong joints or cigars? Joints? Joints?
Zimmerman bong joints or cigars? Bobbomb? All right, I see,
I'm sorry. What is your favoritesexual position? Oh boy, sorry,

(01:03:22):
you gotta answer. That's the tenquestions? Want to answer that?
How about this passer play? What'syour favorite sexual position, you can pass
or you can play wolf, verygood wolf. All right, here is

(01:03:43):
wolf, Mike Zimmerman, what isyour favorite sexual position? Doggy style?
Say here's the other little already question? All right, you're right and I
agree. And Mike, by theway, we missed you. I hope
you're well. Okay, I missedyou guys too. It's great to hear

(01:04:05):
all your voice. We're not done. We're not done. We're not done.
We're not done done with three minutesinto this out When masturbating your left
hand, your right hand, bothhands, or a toy, toy,
zimm I'm in. When masturbating yourleft hand, your right hand, both

(01:04:29):
hands, or a toy, noneof the above, your mother's hand,
whoa, my mother's dead. Heynow wow, that's why he hasn't come
in so many years. I knoweverything. Do you answer the question when
you're master? Let me tell yousomething. I looked at you already.

(01:04:53):
I know. I know you followporn Hub, and I know you follow
step moms. How do you knowthat? I'm telling you? Take a
look at the kid. Come on, someone, man, know that when
you're masturbating, we got you gotall the viruses on your computer, don't
you. He's got all the viruses. I don't know why you're coming hard
at me. I'm trying to havefun and I just told you it's left

(01:05:14):
hand. I can't hear you.Mike, get mad at me, Mike.
Listen, Mike, last twenty fourhours, I got one comedian that
hates me. I don't need toall right, Hey, I'm trying to
think. I was gonna say,no, we need to know who the
left hand? Can you hear me? Now? You got it? Mike.
This, I'll answer you first,Mike, Mike, mine left.

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We'll get a tip deep. There'stwo wrongs. Don't make it right?
There you go? All right,Mike, this is for you, yoke
man, yoke man, your favoriteactor, your favorite actor, Mike Huff.
But did I have to go withMartin Marlon Brando, your favorite Harrison

(01:06:00):
Ford, Harrison Wood? Great choice. Three minutes, thirty seconds to go.
When where do you see yourself infive years? Out of here?
The same place, the same place, same same You'll be happy. No,
I didn't mean it here in yourin your Where do you see yourself
doing in five years? The samething I'm doing? Now? Okay?
Suddenly to turn into a job interview. So where do you see yourself in

(01:06:21):
our cooperation in next five years?Zimbleman? Where do you see yourself in
five years buying the Jets? From? Whatdy Johnson? Oh wow, that's
aggressive? How much time I gotleft on the because I got one?
I want to know how much moneyZimbleman's got that he's buying the Jets.
Three minutes to fifty five right now? I got three dollars and I'm waiting

(01:06:42):
to hear back from two investors.All right, there you go. Other
Devin models, got some moneys inaround all the money I'm saving not turning
the lights on, and all themoney I'm saving for not pluting day and
the wren, I could definitely andI could definitely put in some money for

(01:07:02):
the Jets. Alright means a moment, alright, alright, come in for
a pie? All right, hey, Mike, last question, besides Limo
Talk, what's your favorite podcast?Joe Rogan Experience. I'll see you and
you can't mention DNA because we lovedso besides Limo Talk and besides DNA show,

(01:07:25):
what's your favorite podcast? First Class? Second Place? Where's that?
That's out of New Jersey with Jasonand Rico. Okay, all right,
this is your two minute oneing.My favorite, My favorite podcast is what
we're talking about. Know what we'retalking about? Oh yeah, and they
got so much promotion already. Theyhave everybody. Weren't they your song tonight?

(01:07:51):
Are they doing here? They wouldguests to yours. No, we
had them on our show to promotethe show, like you're supposed to.
I thought they did this show hereand I didn't know what the and like
they'll be doing it here. Butwe were just putting them on the show
to debut. They're promoting because sheknows radio one on one. If you

(01:08:14):
ever noticed, you gotta have eitherfight with them. We'll get along with
them with the other shows. That'sit. You gotta get along with everybody
and try to promote everybody. Fightwith them or get along with them.
Yeah, you knew. We fightwith a lot a lot of them.
It's good. It's one of thetool no Its usually chooses. Speaking of
tools, wait, hold on,let me take well we didn't finish the
town. Did you have one minute? A minute? Mike? Yea one?

(01:08:36):
Maybe have something to tell us whatyou're doing? Yeah, there you
go, Mike. You know oneman, I'm gonna give you. I'm
gonna give you the audience. Yougot one minute to tell everybody what to
burn. This whole minute go Mike. On April first, you can catch
me on Instagram and Twitter. I'mgonna be doing an entire charity months events
um and at for Author of ThemAwareness. I'm gonna post one in fressing

(01:08:59):
video every day with the chick charitylink for organizations like Autism Awareness and a
couple of a couple of local charitiesin Long Island. They really need their
help, so hopefully we can raisea little bit of money and get some
laughed out there. Gentlemen, thanksa lot. I appreciate you guys having
me on. Zima and Nichel,thanks for coming on. Man. One
more questions, Jimman, what areyou doing April sixth? Well, hopefully

(01:09:23):
I'm gonna be opening up for thegreat in forty one at Mers Pubs for
UH and help the Farmingdale Bulldogs getsome money for charity. It's the Green
Dogs, Green Dogs. Zimmerman,you're on. You know you're my eighth
comedian, You're my missing links.Wait a minute, I'm gonna I'm gonna
I gotta work on my introduction ofMichael Zimmerman. Yeah, Mike, our

(01:09:45):
next guest. Thanks for being ontonight, Michael. Thank you. Mike.
You're in April sixth. You gotit, all right, you're my
that's the You're the last comedian.Hell yeah, baby, that's all talking
about, all right, Mike,I'll talk to you. Michael zimp comedian
Michael Zimman. You can catch himon Instagram. I think he's under Mike
Zimmerman, right, Mike, goahead, tell me tell me why they

(01:10:09):
can find you. Yeah, youcan find me on Instagram that's m z
I M nine to six. Andyou can find me on Twitter n v
I M N E L. Andyou can find me on YouTube Mike Zimmleman
for latest stand up videos and impressions. Thanks, yes, thanks Mike.
Also you can find him on uhWallah Zima, walla zim Mo. We

(01:10:33):
should make a walla magic Mo.You know what, he should make a
site. I'm telling you walla wallading Don or something like that. It
will work. And you're right.Could you picture him. They're having a
great time on what we're talking about, and he gets on. He goes,
now, go to go to mywebsite. Walla, Walla mean bing
bongle Walla, well ding don orsomething like that. It'll work. I'm

(01:10:53):
telling you, it's not gonna work. What are you talking about. That's
not gonna work. He needs heneeds a website. Wall What we're about
him right now? I'm worried aboutus. We can't even get us sit
together, or about Walla's website.We don't even have a fucking website.
No we don't. Oh, I'llGothlam Gold garage. Like nobody can figure
out fucking thing out. They're like, what is that you're in? Well,
we're in forty one dot com.Yeah I know. And they still

(01:11:15):
they go to the thing and they'relike, it just came up with this
Gotham gold thing. And just pressthe black box, press the box.
All you gotta do, all yougotta do. It's not really that hard.
Go to in one dot there's alittle box itself. Kis clicked up.
Click. There's two hundred shows upthere, two hundred shows, no
buddies, and they want to bea Night's show and they can't get it.

(01:11:35):
They could get Tonight's show. Itjust doesn't come on. It.
Shures are pits today. Actually Iwas watching that before two innings. Two
innings, it's two runs struck outfive, Pat, you want to join
us and hang out with us onthe microphone over here? Would you like
to join us? See it itlooks like we're sitting next to the Clark
show and you come hang out withus a little bit. I don't want

(01:11:58):
him on the show. He's toogood looking. You can sit in and
stay. Yes, he was gonnabe, but he still hasn't proven anything.
But Garret Cole speaks very highly ofClark Schmidt. I think they're gonna
you're afraid of my hair. You'reafraid of my hair if they stay healthy.
Yes, Pat, that's just PatWalsh. Wh that's in forty one.
That's so I go bike walla insforty one and that's you know,

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Richard Zi. Of course, thankyou for the beer tonight. Yes,
thanks a big plus. I neededit tonight. Well, I said,
I let to come down. Andthen when you say thank you for the
beer, I said, oh,it might come down, and you said,
what did you say bring beer?Said yes, So when you say

(01:12:41):
thank you for the beer, itwasn't so much the beer wasn't my beer.
It actually it is a requirement.You want to come hang out on
this in this show, to hangout with us, you bring us beer.
I'm honor, I'm honor. Youare the first person that's ever done
that. So you you whin youwhen you would call the h award from
now on very nice. We havethis this really great tactic we use when

(01:13:04):
we tell people that coming down andwe're gonna get them their favorite drink,
and before they get here, wewipe it out. We did that too,
Who do we do that too?We bought the honey jack. Honey
Jack. It was a Hector.I think it's his favorite alcohol. We
gotta honey Jacket's coming down any minute. We're like, oh, you know,
crank that baby open. Let's seecrack it open. We had a

(01:13:25):
couple of glasses, but whom putthem down. It's good. This ship's
really good, dude. We'd belike, rut another one, put another
one? Put it down there,like you know, hanf the bottle's gone
already. That's fucked up. Yeah, so what he'll get here, there'll
still be plenty love. I don'tknow. The run around the red drinks
Well, everybody, people, guy, you want to try on a little
honey jacket, honey Jack. Allof a sudden, the bottles fucking empty,
tumbleweed, it's nothing in it.And he comes in. He goes,

(01:13:48):
did you bring my honey Jack?Song on? It's like that fucking
commercial with the saves some cheese doodles, the Graham that's what mommy said.
The girl gets the Mommy's grandma's houseand there's no fucking cheese doodles. And
she goes Grandma, Grandma, lookwhat I brought you? And she goes
what She goes me, that's whatwe brought the hector us. So Frank

(01:14:13):
Gotta says, bring your own.Be a friend. She's a local around
here. I think she could alwaysjoin us if she can. I had
my two cents on the Mets.Yankee absolutely, of course, lifelong met
fan, Okay, And one thingthat I always admired about the Yankees under
Steinbrenner is when somebody was terrible,no matter what he paid him, get

(01:14:36):
rid of him, get rid ofhim. And under Steve Cohen, one
of the first things that I admiredwas cano, you're terrible. He was
paying him a lot of money.You know, after that trade, you're
cut gone. That was a horribletrade. Honestly at the time, at
the time it was woful. Wegot nothing with Diaz with that, and

(01:14:58):
you had Cano and and the reasonand they gave his Das was just to
take fucking Keno's salary. So thefirst year of Das wasn't very good.
Now he's looking pretty good. Butwe also gave up the kid Kelnick that
they thought was going to be astud and hasn't really turned out to be
right. And they and they gaveup another picture, another outfield, another

(01:15:18):
picture. I forgot his name,but he or not. Maybe you're right
outfield and he hasn't really know,but I was. I was impressed.
Oh, it's cost so far asmoney and we don't cares that out.
Yeah, he's ready to spend nomatter what I mean. But I'm really
getting tired of looking at Met fans, these fucking doofy Met fans that right

(01:15:40):
in on it said we'll get nextyear, we're gonna get oh Tany and
we're gonna get Trout and we'll edin Machadow. If he doesn't sign back,
I'm like, you get him afive hundred fucking million dollar payroll.
What are you stupid? You can'thave that, yes, they will.
I can't have it. I'm tellingyou. I said it before. I've
been saying it all the time.He doesn't care. If you have a

(01:16:00):
five hundred million dollars payroll, youhave to pay three hundred million in luxury
tax. So he's gonna pay abillion dollars to a year for this fucking
I'll revert to my earlier comment.He doesn't care. No, he does
it. He does not care.Time, he would have done it already,
the action, he's one hundred milliondollars more than If he doesn't care,

(01:16:21):
why didn't he just take Korea?I really think he cares about how
he blows his money. I wanttoo. I didn't want Correa. Yeah,
that's why I like Batty and Ilike Ventos, and I like um
Alvarez. I like these guys.Give him a chance. Don't fucking go

(01:16:43):
get a guy the gram for allthat money. That's the other thing.
He doesn't care. But if hedoesn't, he can't say he doesn't care,
because he does care. He wasvery cautious about the ground. That
means he can't. That's differ notnot wasting his money, because you could
have given him. You could havegiven him the thirty million a year for

(01:17:05):
five years, foe hundred and fiftyhundred eighty five, whatever the fuck it
came out too and said, well, I don't care. I want the
ground. But he's like, no, I'm not wasting my money. But
I think that that's a different set. I'm not wasting my money. That's
a different point of view though notit's a saving money point of view.
No, he's not spending the moneybecause the guy's hurt, so he doesn't
if he was healthy, if hewas a healthy We have a comedian who

(01:17:30):
has become my new friend, KathyArnold, and the human and the human
like, what are you like?Glue Tea time? Ter time with Teresa
Tea time is like any time.I love Kathy Arnold? Was it good?
Hey? You doing, Kathy?Come in here, come sit with
us. I'm just like that mylimo talk for me sabotaged very quickly by

(01:17:58):
Kathy Arnold. Bobby La, Sarah'sgot a zoom out again. You're making
them work everybody all right? Ohsorry, Bobby, I tell you in
the back Bye d Bye. TheDNA Show on nine o'clock Sunday nights.
Make sure you listen to him,d is not that good, but to
sound authy is definitely the town.All right. So this is comedian Kathy

(01:18:21):
Arnold, who I've gotten pretty closewith him the last couple of days.
Yeah, and all of a sudden, you like me. You smile when
you see me. So how youdoing? All right? Yeah, I'm
gonna let's go. So you youyou're yes to us? You're gonna join
us on April six? That mersin Farmingdale. Yeah, okay, awesome?
You good with that? Why wouldyou say you do? With that

(01:18:44):
dumb ass question? Right? Whatis he gonna say? I really think
that's a good matter a matter offact, Kathy was my idea. So
he's gonna say it's good with that? Oh Bobby, Hey, now it's
Bobby ready for thought. I don'tknow. No, I'm not ready for
sat Pat Walsh with the singer willbe ready. Yeah, I got I'm

(01:19:08):
done for He's like, I'm donefor the day. Doesn't like what I
ask qu let me, well,why would you just say that? I
was just looking at him asking thelegitimate question, are you okay that I
that I got rid of one comedianand now got the autos? It's fucking
retarded to ask that stupid where isthe thought process? Let's just ask him.

(01:19:29):
It's like, uh, it's likewhen you do those food tastes,
we have thought process. So hedoesn't have a thought Anthony doesn't. But
anyway, no, I'm not preparedfor us. Why I don't know.
I mean you're ready though, likeyou're ready, like let's go, no,
let's do this. But I don'tprepare. Shit, no, let
me neither. I love it,just go up and I'm I'm a wing

(01:19:50):
person. You get the first timethat's Pat Walsh, Pat Walsh, what's
up? The first time I hadAnthony? It's this microphone mic vagina because
it just has to be. Butanyway, you are so fucking mean to
me. Man, you're gonna talklater about what We will talk later about

(01:20:12):
what you do? What do Ido? Please? We'll talk like anyway,
that's a bromance. Wearing good thankyou last night? No, I
smell like Margarita's cafe, but it'syou smell good. I was so nervous,
so it's like, why do Ismeke the restaurant? You know,
when you leave smelling like the placeyou go to. I was like,
fuck, I have no perfume.What am I gonna do? Well?

(01:20:34):
Anyway, the first time I wenton, we did Hector Luis's show like
five years ago. Right, Sothe first time I'm going on that day,
I happened to get attack because Iworked for public safety and Valley Stream.
I remember that homeless fucking guy.Right. So I was sitting there
going on, don't even think I'mgonna go on. This is bullshit.
I can't believe this happened to day. I'm so. It was April thirteen,
twenty. Was it a Friday?It was a Friday, thirteenth,

(01:20:55):
It was so I fucking figured allI got attacked. So I was in
a hospital. I was at Franklinhow hospital. I got checked out.
They checked out my neck, allkinds of shit, and I was like,
I can't go on tonight. AndI said, you know what,
I have to go on tonight.So I went. I go down there.
I'm listening to the first three comedians. The first guy comes on is
Brian Melman or whatever, and hegets on and he starts talking about how
he's living in an Italian family,and I go, what Italian family,
fucking Jewish? What are you talkingabout? Because my name is Melman.

(01:21:17):
What the fuck are you talking abouthere? We're talking about his family.
So I had all these ship writtenout, like on all these paper that
I was gonna do. I didn'tdo any of it. I said,
fuck that. I said, Isaw talk to you about Italian family.
And I went up and did awhole routine an Italian family and how my
father didn't like anybody on our lawns. Nothing. And I didn't read anything
to anything. I fucking just didit. And by the time I was

(01:21:39):
done, and hectors over there withthe fucking phone going get the fuck off,
you know, I was doing this, you know, and I was
like, I'm done, fuck outof here, like you know, and
I was like, that's it.Something then on, I always winged it.
We're doing it's gonna be a littleless than the tenant ten to ten

(01:22:00):
seventeen. What I don't know,she said last night. Remember, she
goes, I don't know five six, seven, eight minutes, eight minutes.
I don't know five six, seven, eight, nine, ten eleven
twelve, Mite, I don't now. Rachie Byrne, he's gotta be He's
the one that has the pressure onhim to do do fucking great. I

(01:22:23):
could go up there and fucking killit or fucking suck and you don't got
nothing to lose, though I gotnothing to lose. You know, when
you got nothing, you got nothingbut everything to gain. I actually did,
Like I spoke about three things Iwanted to talk about on Saturday today,
but fucking you gotta do it again. It was Crownhogs Day. Cat,
you've been busy, you've been You'vebeen going on a circuit. Yeah,

(01:22:46):
how's it going you? I'm likekicking my leg my eggs amount,
like, have you been? Haveyou been kicking the bad? Amazing?
I wish I had it on tapeto play. You left already at Is

(01:23:06):
that Nicoleon's basement? No? No, they were at Alibi. Alibi had
a Valentine massacre and they had um, Kristen uh not Emily Santosis right as
that she was the host. Shesounds different, I know, I know,
yeah, but she looks amazing.She looks amazing, and I was.

(01:23:29):
She was having a good time.And then Kristen Danko was up there
right, and um, I don'treally know too much to too many others
were up there. It looked likea pack place, and you have to
think. I'm like, uh,I didn't know some of their names.
Yeah, but our place was packedalibi. Yeah, so that was good.

(01:23:51):
I didn't expect it to be like, how am I? What did
you do? Ten minutes? Fifteenminutes, fifteen twenty Oh boy? Really,
oh my god. It was asausage fence where Bobby wasn't. Yeah,
that's why they showed up. Therewas no Sunday football. Where is
it having all these were winning comedians. I'm gonna go in the prime.

(01:24:11):
Maybe one of them will like me. But they all talk dirty, and
they were like whoa. That's whenyou walk in the comedians right in the
front, and now everybody's looking atyou as you're walking paths there. So
you had like seven guys in flannelshirts. That sounds like right, yeah,
yeah, seven or eight guys inher front with flannel shirts. So

(01:24:33):
the comedians, what A couple ofthem are really good looking girls, you
know. Cathy's a good looking girl. The other one, the Italian girl
that came on, she was shutup. You're not allowed. You're not
allowed to be around this place,all right? Your band, your band
until March twelve. Wow, Teresahas hated her first, so they see
you in the happy until I shedid say that. She goes, you're

(01:24:54):
walking first, so grat she wason the show. Every she's somehow,
some way weasels she's like a hemorrhoid. You can't get rid of her.
Hey, she's our world. Yousee how since that works? Talking about
what she has? What you couldhave? It? You like a pizza
pizzazza, look like your pizza pizza. Look how he acts like he had

(01:25:15):
anything to do with that pizza comingin here? Those guys pizza? Why
catch you? How a day leftit? So so she weasels her way
in every time. Every time sheused and she used me as being I
what's the conditions of Jackie and Jockcoming on our show? I have to

(01:25:36):
be there? Okay? Why yeah? But that was Jackie's condition. The
bottom line, you need to protectyour body. He knows me, and
he would be doing it. Ireally do take Jackie as a very shy
person, and he goes, I'lldo it if you're there. Okay,
So you could be there at nightwe're doing a rotation. Well, you
don't have a choice. If she'snot there, he's not there, What

(01:25:57):
do you mean she could be here. We are, it's already said that
she's gonna be. It's like youjust made this decision. No, no,
you may this fixture now. Yeah, but no, we're rotating.
We're doing like one girl. We'redoing a one girl. Would you like
to come on and be one ofour co hosts? It's so excruciating get
through the conversation, right? Isit a painful? What it's like it's
trutiating just to get through the conversation. Why getting through this conversation? Getting

(01:26:23):
through this conversation, It's like he'sback back, back, back back,
right, it's hurtful. It's likeit causes pain. Mic drop he might
drop the mic. Do you haveI heard you go? We were having
her? Bobby is fucking ready tojam that mic? Up your ass for
dropping it? Like it's like atraffic jam. It's like hitting a sand

(01:26:44):
bob. It's a train rep.It's a training cruising along a sudden or
the before you hit it, Youhit it, dune, You hit a
sand dude? What no about comingback? NU? Fuck you guys,
fuck you, guard I hear you. Fuck you would not do it.

(01:27:08):
He wanted to be You're right?It up there in Zarelli twelve years ago,
twelve years ago and us basement doingbaseball fucking lineups, and I brought
him out of nowhere, and Ibrought him about. I got him stage
time, I got him out showstwelve years later. I'm forty two hundred

(01:27:30):
dollars in the whole day. Where'smy gas money for going back? And
put the fucking Babylon and everywhere else? We went Farming look Out, he
wears further away from I'm the onlyone that drives anyway, Sistana. We
were at w GBP was just hereBabble, which is in babb Then we

(01:27:53):
were at the Shock, which wasin Farmingdale. Then then we were at
uh by the way next Sage Boxkicked out, Gross kicked out, kicked
off, Goes kicked out. Westarted the Gub's network the kick that was
the way I'm driving that Levittown wasclose close right. Then we went to

(01:28:14):
the Collier's basement, the Mike theColier Man studios that was embattled the Collier's
basement where I had to fucking takemy shoes off on the fucking slippery stairs
I've ever seen in my life withno banister going down the fucking stairs and
the guy probably the guy's such afucking queer, he's probably fucking yeah,
he's he's fucking probably he's he's farfrom home alone, falling down the fans

(01:28:40):
about the color, not the viewsabout Mike. You know, I'm talking
about that. I'm talking about likeyou fucking like field clean. He's like,
ever so clean, so clean.I'm sliding on the fucking stairs like
I'm walking to the skateboard, emaculatelygoing down the stairs. I get down
there, I sit down, andhe's like, thank, go ahead.
Than he's watching you on the Canada. Make sure you take the shoes off.

(01:29:01):
So yeah, he was watching onthe time. Make sure you're taking
the shoes. Yeah, so whatso so now we love, but you
don't put the fuck you got abanister in some stairs without but without fucking
knocks all up like home alone.You know, he's like, yeah,
he's got like, uh, whatdo you call that? What's the slippery?
What exactly they are? You know, I was just thinking about this.

(01:29:28):
I'm working the show a square Gardenthe other day, right, I'm
working the show with the fucking DJs. I was the stupidest, fucking show
I've ever seen. But it waspacked and loved, so everybody loved it
accept me. So I mean itsucked, But to me, it sucked
people going to watch DJs. I'mwalking with the shoes I'm wearing right now
through the garden. I'm walking throughthe garden is old, a sticky,
slippery shit, and I'm saying,what the fuck? You know? I

(01:29:49):
thought to myself right then and there, I was like, we walk in
the house with these fucking shoes.You walking somebody? Then then I'm going
in the bathroom, and I startedthinking about it that night. I'm thinking
about walk in the bathroom, hispistol over the fucking place. My laces
are loose, so the placers fuckinghitting. I'm like, oh my god,
I cut the laces. No,not the lace. Likest moment right

(01:30:15):
there, I was this is onlya couple of weeks ago. I'm like,
I'm never wearing my shoes in myhouse again. So now what do
I do? Well, I said, I have a question because we're talking
about shoes. But now I'm goingto the dog situation. My dog runs
out in the front yard and everythingelse. He comes in. I try
to wipe his feet but they getdirty too, right, So what do
you do with the dog? Thedog that's just grass feed like dirty,

(01:30:36):
walking through Penn Station or doctor's offices, and then the dogs also running the
dirt. But like you said,Bobby, the dog is running over the
pistons, puddles and his puddles andstuff that he did in the I don't
have a big back. Yeah,and the dog does not wipe his ass.
And he said exactly. Yeah,when you said laces off, I

(01:31:00):
fucking like laces. I almost havedaily shoes, you know, run and
then and then shoes for going outto bars or whatever. Because my bar
shoes. Yeah, no, Ihow to get the bar shoes? And
he where's the bar shoes? Said? Penn Station and shoelaces. Nothing more
gross than a Penn Station bathroom.I go in Penn Station bathroom every time

(01:31:23):
I go because usually trying, Igotta wait for the train, so I'm
like, I go in the bathroom. That fuck you ever try to figure
that thing out. You get thewater and the blower all on the same
fucking thing. You go to yourlet you go in the middle of you
get the water. You go toyour right, there's the blower. And
I see people try. They're likepros at it like I'm like nothing.
Then the water comes out and Ineed I need wawa, I need not.

(01:31:46):
I'm I'm waiting for the other guythat leaves. I could use his
blow up, doesn't you know?And and I'm doing the fucking thing over
there, And well, yeah,said, then the hand sanitizes shit,
that fucking foam shit that comes outand you try, you know, Oh
my god, his foam is gross. Yeah, I know, all three

(01:32:08):
like on a on like a thing. I'm down. I got it down
now, Oh I got it downnow. No, I don't go to
the left, left, just thefucking foam shit. You go in the
middle, you get the water.You go to the right, you got

(01:32:29):
the blow, or you go toyou go to here right you might have
another blow And they said and andthe first time I went in there,
I was like, this is waytoo much pressure for me to deal with
over here, these fucking people.I thought that maybe one of them was
the blow up. It's like ablow I thought one of them was for
him. I was freaking out.I was three weeks I was. But

(01:32:59):
now I'm one of the guys thatpeople walk in they look at and they
go, fucking guys, got itdown, got the hold down, he
got blow up, he got thefucking thing. Oh there he goes.
He got the phone, he gotthe water, he got the blow up
his hand. Rocky's still watching thatRich Rockney or Lean or leanne Quinland,
either one of them watching. Justtell him I'm finally getting his shirts out
after a month and a half.I mean he's sitting on it tomorrow.

(01:33:24):
No, why no, it's fine. He pop. They know who pot
watshes, You're you're a very famousCanadian. That's fine. Yeah, yeah,
that's just brought his beers. He'sjust oh wait, wait what the
boy who or leanne quinlan Lean's noton tonight? Yeah, Well because Kathie's

(01:33:46):
Kathy is a world known, worldwideold wide. He's a world wide Pardian
on on on a long island,Kathy Islands. Yeah, you guys have
one of these I phone watching theseeye watches. Guys, you have a
you have a watch. You haveone of those watches. I tell you,
yeah, it's it's time. Thismine just told me I gotta stand

(01:34:09):
up. You have one like takea moment, you know, I'm like
take a moment to punder your future. Sometimes I'm in traffic and it says
time to stand up. I'm like, oh shit, I get it on
the car. There's something wrong aboutbeing world renowned. Uh comedian, Kathy,

(01:34:30):
you said worldwide and then around Idon't know, Kathy, so fucking
wide. Wi, You're you're,you're, you're why you're an a throwing
compliments. Yeah, guys, you'rejust great. Oh my god, I
wasn't saying anything wrong. Wi.I fucking hate you too. Now,
so you're ready? Ready for this? Rich rich ready for this? True

(01:34:55):
story? Ready? Right here?I come out of church. His son
is playing yep, yep. He'ssaying, yes, his son. I
go over to watch your son.I just got an iPhone Frost across the
street laying the baseball game right andI'm watching them. I'm like, yeah,
you know, go green dogs,not not bulldogs was referenced Earl.

(01:35:17):
No, go go green dogs,right, And I'm like, oh,
you know. And then he turnsaround and he goes, Walsh, I
hope you die. Wow, ready, glassy true story yes or no,
that's a true story. Okay,right, Heredish? So I leave?

(01:35:39):
So so I leave? You texthim I'm right. I was like h
I texted him. I'm like wow, I was like, real nice,
I just walk out of church whereI crossed the street from the church,
I'm watching your son. You say, I hope you die. I hope
you die. Wow? Did younot get a fault? Let me ask,

(01:36:00):
I want to get the background onthis. What would make you say
that we're losing? We were losingand this dick he see this dick,
he gives me in the finger everywherehe goes. He's in his car,
pulls he's done for a lot ofyears. I might have left that part
out. I think you did.The dude he pulls up to the fucking
blink, I'm dropping off my son. Here comes his truck, nice and

(01:36:24):
slowly going past me, just whowas the middle fingers going. Okay,
So that's one. Then I'm ina store and I'm in one hole and
he's in the other hole, andhe just slowly walks past me, just
walking like this with a fucking smileand the middle finger at me. So
every time he sees me, hegives me the middle finger. So why
when I'm losing and coaching, doI not turnt him and go fucking drop

(01:36:47):
dead walk. He says, he'scoaching in there. One level of coaching?
Were you doing? I was asister coach that day somehow, and
show up it was in house.We were losing that day. Well we
just see the guy is handing atfirst base, going all right, there's
only one out, okay, ButI was that guy. But I was
trying to try not to get pickedup, to win, to get a

(01:37:09):
better spot back playoffs. Were youat first? No? I wasn't.
I was in the dug out.He's smiling. Don't you didn't even get
on the base, Passthi, Lookwhat they do to me. Let's just
go to the background of all this. There isn't a person in your life

(01:37:30):
that you know that you've met thatdoesn't fucking do this to you. There
isn't a fucking person that you knowor ever knew, that doesn't do this
to everyone. Doesn't. He's gotto studying. If everyone says hot,
sky is blue and you think it'sgreen, what color is this guy?
It's fucking blue right now? Yousee it as fucking green. But why

(01:37:51):
do you lath Have I not beensince we've only met recently. Nothing for
the pleasure recently. I know youhave, but years ago we're coming up
together. We've got to talk now. I tried to talk to you last
night, but you had fucking drunkface on and you were just like that
Margarite. You are Margarita's. ButI like Kathy, she doesn't tell me

(01:38:14):
to go fuck myself. Yeah,yeah, yeah. The keyword is yet
right. Oh well, somebody,what hang out with you morning? Now?
You bring out the worst and everyoneokay, the finger? Hey,
hey, you go give you thefinger playfully? Should not rich giving him
the finger playfully should not elicit theresponse of no, drop dead next to

(01:38:38):
the did he say drop dead?I go die? I hope you die
die. I hope you die.So he he proceeded to smile at me
and go whoa. I walked away. That was it. So I felt
bad the next day and I calledlisten to me, you've got I felt
no matter what somebody did to you, die, it's not good. I

(01:39:00):
know it's not that I felt bad. Why do you feel bad? Because
I next day was if anything happenedto this poor guy? And I think
this is on a ten year warranty. Now, if you if anything happened
to him in the next ten years. It's on you. Okay. So
I did proceeds. I did proceedto call him the next day, Richie,
and I said to him, Pat, what I said to you was
disrespectful and everything else. He tookit all in, you know, he

(01:39:23):
says to me, fuck you.Yeah, oh no, he actually you
actually took you actually took my apologies. Like wow. He just sounded like
Fredo on Smart He goes who youare? He goes like everybody else says,
He goes, wow, are youreally apologizing to me? I go
yes, I yeah right, Kathy, move walk closer to two ends.

(01:39:46):
Put the microphone in wal So doeseverybody see what you look like? Oh?
Go hang up there, go hangup there. No, it's not
We got five minutes on his freakinglaugh apparently, folks. So what you're
looking at right now is Richard Zarelliat the right and Bobby Ins forty one
in Zarello in the middle to hisleft. All right or whatever? It

(01:40:09):
is his comedian Kathy ottold and here'sa be a guy, Pat Walsh.
It'll be a guy. So heyto be a guy. Very nicely done,
because you're the only first guys everthat's an addition. He says.
The only way you welcome is ifyou bring beer. Yes, So I
didn't say like that, I said. I said if I said bring beers,
if you want, we like beers. A text. He's gonna read

(01:40:32):
you the text, Bob. Thisis why people drive by you with their
fucking middle finger up. All right, this is why. All right,
So folks, April sixth is mersin Farmingdale. All right, it's a
fundraiser for the Farmdale Greendogs. Ithink that they're having a big board meeting
on Wednesday night to finalize. Isthat correct? There? That is correct?

(01:40:55):
Okay, So first of all,it's going to be comedian Matthew l
Vallo, comedian Billy Guy, comedianCathy Arnold, Teresa from Tea Time with
Teresa. We're gonna have Kristen Tinsleydoing readings for us. We're gonna have
just Justin McDonald, We're gonna haveBonnie Scalisi, and we're gonna have Mike
and comedian Michael Zimmleman. So thosethose are eight eight people that are gonna

(01:41:17):
be helping us out for the fundraiseron April sixth. Tickets are gonna be
twenty five dollars. You're gonna geta drink for free. So if you'd
like to join us, reach outto Bobby, reach out to Richie,
reach out to myself. Hey,hell'll reach out the fucking Pat Walsh.
If you want Pat, get acouple of people who come down that night,
you should. Yeah, Pat's payingfor the bier. Pat the next
night, so everybody's Pat. Supposedlythe next night is an off night or

(01:41:41):
there's no there. April April six, we're having a comedy. Now,
just got you a lot of money? Bad? Yeah? Just now?
Yeah, Miles, Miles won't bethere. He'll be working, So don't
worries. That's the one less personyou have to worry about it. Or
I was with Mild before. How'she going right? Good? What happened
to Mild? That's the guy tow for me. I don't know what
happened to him. No, nothinghappened to him. He's not gonna work

(01:42:02):
that, he's gonna work the nightthat I'm at March because I still know
why we're talking about him. Whyare we talking about because he's friends flets,
but with I got friends too.You want me to talk about my
friends? What's wrong with him?What's going on? You're talking about your
friends? How about it? Youknow, I got a friend who's got
he's got like a home problems.He's got a little problems at home.
One. He gets some problems athome, all problems. He has sneakers

(01:42:24):
in the house. His wife isbest. His dog doesn't wipe his paws.
His dog doesn't wipe his bays.All right, it's uh ten fifty
eight, al right, we're gonnawe're gonna do the ten the eight at
ten fifty eight for eight for two. God bless his splash. By the
way, today was supposed to belike fifty degrees and it turned out to

(01:42:45):
be fucking freezing. What happened?I don't know, bad bad. I
was expecting. I was expecting awoman day rich. We gotta get the
fuck out of here, all right, tell me whence you she's on?
You are? I am? Iam the weakest link. I'm starting.
You lost a lot of weight.Man, your ass is looking fine.

(01:43:06):
Look at you, Wow, Teresa, go show your go show. Just
see his face. He just lookedup. He goes, yeah, it
looks good, looks good. Yeahhe did. You know you got a

(01:43:28):
way to go. I like tois this the live version? Yes,
this way, I don't have toworry about it. Bobby Hat Bobby Hate
tod anyway for the great down foland always funny Comic Coast and uh March
fourth at the giggle Room. Gosee Cathy Arnold, and go see Bobby
and Zerollo and goes Teressa. Goin the back, go say hello,

(01:43:51):
and everybody go see Teresa Foul,who's pretty bad's been bad? March fourth
at the giggle Room. Ticket tronsale gums gugs dot com, grubs dot
com for tickets the giggle Room andstarts today at the clock. Those three
people right there are going to bevery funny. Cat the Arnold, Bobby
and Zarello, Teresa Foul bring itfor the man the met the legend and

(01:44:14):
bought up extraordinary Richard Zarelli. Thankthank you. I don't want to be
on Thank you, Gus, becauseI'm letting everybody else take the good show
tonight. They don't want it toa lot of fun today, Thanks rich
So so let's go. We'll givehim this. He takes a hint.
Well, so let's let's go.We had Walla Walla Magic mo right,
had cake. We had cake,Nicky Delaney, Chris Smith, Ken Rothde

(01:44:38):
Bruto, Capolo Taz, the residentartist. You had Captain Splash, come
on, not come on tonight,but was here, Sidney Saval, Michael
Zimmerman, Jimmy Hawkin, Frank Gatto, Pat Walsh, of course the b
A man coming down tonight, theDNA show at the NA n D No
if anything, Sante was not aroundtonight, Strong on the TV. Thank

(01:44:59):
you to Bobby Lessen Rah and ofcourse uh Teresa tea time and Kathy Otto
stopping in for a little late nightvisit. Listen, you don't get to
talk that much. At least weget the last two minutes you get to
talk. Trying to do that rightnow, Shut the fuck up. I
know you talk tonight. Cut youright. I'm gonna come out and my
phone. Maybe I would have keptgoing, okay, but now you just

(01:45:20):
stepped on everything. So it's allgood. Check it in my booze.
I should have taken thank you.It's a good job. Tonight. Fun.
We had fun, all right.So for magic magic mo is Wala
magic Maala magic mo Cake like tomorrownight, ten o'clock on Monday. They're
right, after tea time with Teresa. Teresa probably have righting the ground on

(01:45:40):
this week. Teresa, you asis gonna have the bad boy. Excuse
me, Ter, I'll talk.I'm talking to the other Teresa Teresa.
Can I speak to you for onesecond? Teresa Teresa. Yes, I'm
hoping for fucking the other Teresa toget on. Oh yeah, I really

(01:46:00):
caught that queue. That was great. They'll take pictures for pot Walsh.
Uh pot Walsh Realty in Farmingdale.He sells a lot of houses, he's
and he does it part times thatcorrect, Pat. He sells a lot
of houses that he doesn't have anyright to sell. I'm showing your house.
Bitch for Captain splash for Bobbulous Sarahinside, Hey, mister Sarah,

(01:46:24):
thanks for everything tonight. Thanks foryou know my my segment got moved to
sixteen minutes out. I'm on camera. Oh hi, how are you all
right? For Anthony? All right, Anthony Captain splashes like somebody in the
background of a report on new Swellfor Captain, splash for Bobulous Sarah side

(01:46:45):
for Walla Walla bing bang for wallamagic bow for cake magic If in the
DNA show, it's cake. Allright, I'm getting up pot Walsh he
captay auto but t tob with Teresafor Bobby is funny. One of Zarello
for Richard Zarellio for me. AnthonyGrozzi does remember pay for with everybody treat

(01:47:08):
everybody would love I respect if youget online the stop ups pay for that
person's coffee, all right, andyou're a total to do. I'll take
your six dollars out of your pocketlike that thing brown for crmeme video TikTok
video. Guy goes in and shegoes, ah, can I take that?

(01:47:30):
And he goes, yeah, Ilike a lodge on VENTI whatever the
fuck She goes and he goes andyeah, and he goes, yeah,
i'd like rown for CRME. Shegoes, She goes why. He goes,
She goes, why talking like gottaget why are you talking like that?
And she goes, that's the wayI talk. Now, it's not
the way you talk. He goes, it's not the way you talk.
Is he just doing that for aneffect? You want to sound like you

(01:47:50):
don't give a shit? She goes, oh, is it that I would
trying to sound like I don't givea shit about it? That's a good
question. He goes, what isit. You're trying to sound like you
don't give a shit about it.She goes, I just don't know.
I ain't being like guys. Andthe lady behinds you guys, you guys
man, Can I take my canI make my water? For all this
and much more? March fourth,Folks at the Giggle Role eight o'clock guns

(01:48:13):
dot comfee and tickets. April sixthThat Muns for the Green Dogs, for
Richard Zarelli, for Bobby and Zarellotea Time with Teresa, Catty Arnold,
the Beer Guy, Pot Walsh,Captain Splash, I'm Bobby las Sarin back
from Paradise Studios. I'm Anthony Garrazzi. Day to Night, got blessed.
We'll see you next week. Peace,

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