Limo Talk - Season 2, Episode 7 - Limo Talk

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Yeah. See that's how we gottabe just like that. It was boom,

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so as it start, we'll comeoff with this. Here's gonna show
a video. Yeah, yeah,that's it. Why why why that's because
it's carried, Because it's carried,carried, Ok, he's carried done square.
Oh, I'm sorry, I've gotthis. Hello on the list that
you handle? I'm fine, Igot I'm looking up David robertson stats because

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I want to feel hily a topictonight, some poss Yeah, I've been
going to war with people on theWell what you were on? We are
yeah, yeah, we aren't here. Hello, Hey, every week you're
on. Okay, remot talk.It's me garzad A Gotham goldgraz dot com,

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Ins forty one dot com, schwandtvdot com. Well you know the
panel over here, the man tomy h left is brought up extraordinary music
director Richard Early. He's back,Hello Richard, Richard Drelli, Hello,
Anthony the how are you? AndCommand the mid the Legend The comedy host

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for April sixth, Bobby Ins fortyone in Zolo, Hello, Ins,
how are you? What's happening?Yeah? Well I played this song?
Ins because of because of Kerry CaptainSplash. Um, we uh lost her
last week and I've decided to keepthis song as as our opening song from

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here on in as a little tributeto her. We played a little thing
that her and I had just donea couple of weeks ago with Scrubs over
here with her uh doing the puppetso uh for the bottom of all hearts
and Limo talk and me, Bobbyand Richie, the shown family, we
all few are condolences and know thatshe's going to be hanging out with us

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all the time on our show somehowsomeway. So what's going very sad story
to hear what happened? Absolutely funnything is I mean after all that time,
I just really learned her name wasCarrie because we just called her Captain
Splash. That was her thing.Yeah, you know, she loved her
Captain Splash thing, and uh andshe really was very she liked us,

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like I'm getting I'm getting like cuesfrom the back from the right something about
that's because about he wants she wantsyou to talk close to the mic,
want to check the point is Ihate this mic? I gotta lean forward
to it. I look I looklike this when I'm talking. Do you
want to switch? Do you wantto switch? I don't know. I
don't really care. Right now,you show us do this. I'll just
hold it like that. I'll holdit. I got no pop, I'll

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give you mind. I don't care. I don't care if we criss cross.
Oh yeah, of course you will. Here she goes the the you
know the pest, Strong Island.Pest is in the studio and she's hanging
out with a snide is the podcast. Oh Teresa fourel tea time with Teresa.
Who will have Perry Williams number twentyone and one of my favorite giants
here tomorrow night. But you knowwhat, no one cares about that.

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Right now, I'm hoping for PerryComo. I was like that that'd be
a trick. You got tutsie rolls. Goddamn yeah, no, I don't
want you could have. It's fewyou could have. I have was gonna
say, this is like, thisis like for a new one. You
know that is a scum. Youknow that is a small the smallest tutsi

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roll over. It's like taking onetutsie roll and chopping into five pieces.
Well that's what makes what he hadin the back. They do a candy
bar and they have like the thatthis would be in today's Standar's fun size
fun size. Yes, that's thefun size snack size. As if Tussie
rolls weren't fucking small enough as itwas, Why don't we just get the

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smaller size of milk dugs? Whydon't we get a smaller milk dug?
You should actually make a bigger milkdug, more of it. I think
a gigantic fucking the size of abaseball would be intense. That would be
awesome. Want chocolate eggs, youknow, like the size of one of
the Cadberry ones, the Cadberry eggs. Yes, yes, that's coming in
the easter, right, she broughtyou Matza. She brought me Montza.

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I was gonna understand. I mean, I got this Mazza original Originally I
didn't know there was like an imitationmontas the original Mazza. This is the
Antiemima Matza, all right, youknow they gotta answer Miime is gonna reappear.
As a matter of fact, Ithink if I started business, I'm

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calling it Antemiam So yeah, getaway with it would be Jemima it would
be like, because I think tobe honored for the greatness she she uh
contributed to the food industry with herpancake mix and syrup and and waffles.
And we're sitting here talent. That'sno, we got rid of antremimah wall

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can't do that. The original anthemimais what now called mills something. Yeah,
pearl Mill. It just doesn't doit for me. So now now
I use yes, now I uselog Cabin syrup. That's what I buy
Log Cabin syrup and any other pancakemix except for Pearl Mill. So all

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right, that's just you know,that's just shoe. That's fine. Nine
thirty five tonight, we're getting aphone call from coach Jimmy Ferry for the
UMBC Division one basketball UH program totalk a little basketball. Jimmy his his
program right now. He wasn't thecoach there, but they were the last
sixteen seed to beat a one seedfive years ago and FDU just did it

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this year, so we're gonna haveSo they were the last sixteen seed to
beat a one to one seed fiveIt's only happened twice the UMBC before Jimmy
Ferry was a coach, they wona sixteen seed, they beat Virginia and
now, uh yesterday or two daysago f DU one and they beat a

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sixty number one seed. So it'sthe second time in the history it's ever
happened. And now ater you wasplaying tonight and getting their asses kicked in.
So Jim Ferry's coming on around ninethirty five, and at ten o'clock
tonight we have a special ten forten at ten with Mandy Jones, I
know, who was a favorite ofall of us, were like Mandy Jones,
right, yeah, right, Well, we have to have a panel

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to agree on the vote. Rightwe all like Mandy, don't we sure
don't. Everybody's sitting at this table, well, Mandy Swell like we like
Mandy j So Mandy Jones is gonnajoin us from the Wild. He's still
doing her room, the Wild andWonderful Show with a wild Yes, I

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think she's doing it alone Wild Wonderfulin the Eastern Band or whatever. She's
not doing it with. She's notdoing it with Bonnie Schlicia anyone. I
don't know. Oh, I don'tknow. I don't Juicy, Juicy,
what happened? I don't know.D Philippo says, good evening, gentlemen,
and Anne Rodney says good evening.Limo talk Hi everyone. So that's
who's joining. Hello Anne, Ishould say it hello everybody. Hello.

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First things he's doing the navy isthe house on five o'clock. Not every
day you move into a new house. They didn't move into a new house.
That's great, blessing, blessing,Yes, love, that is great.

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They want you to say great,no, blessing that I was in
yours the other last night I wasover in Franklin Square, Oh. John
de Lutre had his fiftieth birthday party. Roseanne threw him a party at the
house and had like a disco setup with a disc. Say gay,

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No, you said gay? Isaid, I said gay? I said
gay? You said a gay discoset up. They had a nice set
up and had like h I don'tthink I heard gay DJ and every day
back and uh I took over.I listen. The thing going joke for
the night is I was walking aroundoffering all the females fifty dollars because my

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feet were hurting me. I offeredfifty dollars to every single female to rub
my feet. At this party andnot wanting and you went home with your
fifty dollars. Yeah. Well yeah, but the only one I said that
she would do it was Roseanne.But she said, you know, I
think she had a couple too manydrinks. So that's exactly what let's fifty

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dollars. This party costs me alot of money. Also, some lady
was sitting so they had microphones goingon. Some lady is sitting in the
bathroom and I'm just leaning on listeningto Turco and John de Lutre and Roseanne
say things on a microphone, anda girl walks out of the bathroom and
I turned to her and I go, wow, I heard sounds in there

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I've never heard before. My wifefucking turned on me. She goes,
you don't even know who this ladyis. Your saying things like that?
I go, what's the big deal? I was joking around out. How
do you know she's gonna take itthat. I think it's worse if you
say it about people you do know. I mean you might as well say
it about people you don't know,make fun of them. I was making
fun good his life. If youcan't just goof on people, So the

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husband goes in and a husband walksout, and I go, I heard
worse out of you. He goes, He goes, hah, I had
to go to the bathroom. Shewas so mad at me last night,
she says, I was inappropriate?Is that inappropriate to say? Look,
you know, the last thing youneed judge on every move you made.
I mean, so you gotta whatyou gotta do is you gotta go with
you do the things that you thinkamuse you. Whatever amuses me I like

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to do. I mean, Itry not to offend anybody, but you
know, if it amuses me.What, I never heard noises like that
before. So that's yeah. Shehad rich. She had a look I
could, she could. Till thepoint is I think she should be happy,
because she should be happy. Itwasn't worse. That could have been
so much worse. That really wasn'tthat bad. But coming from you,

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no, I did. She walkedout of the bathroom delay. I didn't
know who I was, and Ijust went, oh my god, I
heard noises coming out of that bathroomlike I've never heard before. She smiled
and walked away from me, andmy wife turned on me and just goes,
are you out of your mind.I can't worry. Where were you?
What was the event? It wasJohn Deluci's fiftieth birthday party at the

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house, so they know they knowwho I am. That same girl the
guy who was taking that noisy dumprubbed his feet forty Yeah, she's like
fun rubbing, farding, rubbing,foding. Huh. I enjoyed it,
ben like a little oh god,bob funny stuff. I rubbed a little

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around the rib in my ass.You could probably smell it every time I
let rip if I got many chevitsuh here. So April sixth, please
join us for a fundraiser at MursPub down start at eight o'clock at night.

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Our list is this man right here, Bobby Ends forty one. In
Zarrello is the host. Billy Guyis gonna hang out a smat out of
Ballo, Kathy Arnold, Teresa Farrell, Kristen Teddsley, Bonnie Scalsi, John,
Jason McDonald, Justin McDonald, andMichael Zimerman. That's who's joining us,

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guys. It's twenty dollars to getin, a free drink for everybody,
funny hours to get in, andthirty It's a fundraiser for Michael's eleven
year Green Dog baseball team. Andwe hope to have a couple of fifty
fifty going on, last number standinggoing on, and I think we might

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have one basket. So I gota basket. Yeah, I gotta be
honest. I can't take these lights. I really can't. Really. Yeah,
the only lights that are on.Yeah, it's do you want so?
You want him to lower his streets? Otherwise we're gonna be hate dark.
He doesn't like sun, he doesn'tlike lights. He said, I
love the sun. I love sittingthe sun all fucking day long. But
if I knew these were gonna beon, I would have brought sunglasses.

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I mean, this is ridiculous,too much, this is too normal lights.
He's whiting. It's too much much. My pupils are dilated. I
mean, there he comes up here. He just turned all of the sudden
lights out right. We'll do theshow in the dark, Bob, Yeah,

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yeah, that's it, Babbulus.Sarah has spoken. He's walking away.
He said, fuck this, I'vehad a tough week. You guys
can sit in there, god deaddark. Yeah. Wow, look at
the red. The red is startingto come through a lot. Hey,
what a minute, Teresa, giveme her coup of these candles that he's

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got and line them up over here, Terry, all right, take out
a camera light at Terrey. Takethe microphone so you could talk into it
and step on everybody at least onceor twice during the show. No,
I'm kidding, Teresa, I loveyou. She's so she's such such a
betix. All right, how's thatbetter? All right? First thing first,
what do you think about these bankfailures? What the hell is going

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on here? I think the bankfailures are an indication that our economy is
gonna tank. But yeah, whatare you gonna do? I mean,
we got jerkofs running in the country, So what are you gonna do?
I mean I can talk to alot blue in the phase of about how

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Hello, now we're doing a seance. Oh look, we got one of
here too, Go Bob the GreatFear? No, who is it?
I feel like Kristin Tinsley should besaying giving us a reading or something like
that. Anyhow, that's good,that's good stuff. Oh yeah, thanks,

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take the microphone. Oh it's underneathexcuse me, I apologize, I'm
burping, so right underneath that whereBobby's leg is h which other leg is
in between? This crotch? Teresia? Look good? Nice outfit, very
nice outfit. Your boobs look verygood. You're looking at your makeup looks
great, You're looking hot? High? Are getting ready for Perry Williams tomorrow

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night? Hello, mister Williams?He married? No, I'm not.
Oh, wat should take me outof a date? Can you get me
an autograph from him tomorrow night?What do you mean you'll try? I
want to give it to Michael,and I want to get it one for
Christian. You can't do that forme? Okay, fine, Just I
don't know. Why don't you makeyou see if you are? You see
if it's yeah, she's supposed tojust bring him. Why don't you take

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a p I'll send you a picture, photocopy it in your in your printer.
I got a number twenty three,a giant be the picture. Yeah,
I have a picture on a copier. Why not? I want to
that'll come out nice and blurry.I can't find a ba How am I
specifically going to find a basic sportsstore Tomorrow'll pick up his picture to come
by the student? Who are wetalking about? Perry? Good? No,

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that boy no, No, PerryWilliams, he's a start. He
was a starting cornerback for two twosuper Bowls for the Giants. That's just
coming on this week. Perry williamwas so bitch about I. I hello,
I interview people in the entertainment industry. That's what I say, saying,

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well, you did a good jobwith him. But then next week,
who's it going to be? Nextweek, it's going to be an
actor from this thinking shop. Listento me. My show is interviewing people
in the tip Will you on myshow? Will you on my show?
I been on your show, andyou have been in the entertainment industry.
I guess, I guess part ofan entertainment I mean the podcast technically,
yes, you know. I gota compliment from someone. They said,

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they go, I listened to you. They never really, they'd never say
Richie said him to say Richie,They go, I listened to U and
N's all the time. And Igotta tell you, so, why would
you bring up in the never sayRichland. I was kind of wondering that
because and he goes, I nevermentioned any significance or importance. I didn't
want to mention that before I saythis story. So he goes, because
it's very critical to the story.He goes, that ends the point.

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He's quick. He goes, youdo a good job with him, He
goes, you guys make me laugh. He goes, I did a seven
hour ride. He had to goto Courtland and then somewhere else and then
back. And he was just complimenting, who is this is? You know?
With the no lights on? Ihave to say, it's like Limo
and no, I don't like itwith the no lights on. But this
is time spiful. But the pointis, I don't like things right in

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my face. I just don't.And I be honest with you. If
you look at the beginning of this, if you look at that light,
it's all that's all about lighting.It's supposed to be straight on you,
not over your head where you canlike, I'm looking at my eyes and
I notice I've been tired, Sothe the shadow is making these circles under
my eyes show up, really shopAnd and my teeth which looked like my

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teeth which in my whole life havealways looked like a piano playing itself.
Really yeah, two keys down,two keys up, two keys down,
two teeth up. Yeah, that'smy teeth. So the I'm looking at
the picture of me over here,and I see shadows where teeth should be,
so I look like I'm missing sixteeth, right, So I'm I'm
watching it. And that's why Iwas like, could you please with these
fucking lights? That's why I don'tlike them, because they come down at

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an angle and I look like afucking I look like I'm a fucking hell
from Look. Look, this isus right now, so it's hard to
tell me. You look sitting onthe dog. That's all I'm complaining about.
I don't like. I just putlights on in the room and we
can actually just look like we're hangingout in the room. Light in front
of you. I don't need aspot light. Girl, Turn the lights

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on in the room and we're fine. He came bursting out of the back.
Look at it. Oh, JimFerries. Yeah, that's there.
You go. That's fine, that'sfine. Yeah, all right, there
you go. You got that light. Now you got back here? No,
no, the piano stopped playing.Yeah this guy, Yeah, we

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got a phone call. Who's coachJim Ferry. Apparently if he dials the
number here, he controls the lightswitch. And he turned the lights.
That's pretty good. Hello Cola,the excuse me? Please please don't take
my mike my luster. I don'tI don't get well. You know why
has lust? You better relax withyour luster. I'll tell you what your

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luster is is. We have aphone call there, mister Sarah. Hello,
Hello, good evening. This isLimo Talk. Who's this? You
know? How smooth that one?Jim? Jim Ferry? Hello, coach
Jim Ferry from the UMBC Division onebasketball program. How are you, sir?

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I'm doing great. How you guysdoing. Let's Jim? Let's going
on? Jim? Hey Jim?What's happening? Jim? You know ends?
You know ends? You know?Richie? Sure do? Are you
doing? Fellows? I'm doing well. Everything's going good. You know you've
been one US twelve years now,brother Alvis, you've you've had three segments,
Yeah, twelve years. He's beenwith us twelve years from A Delphi

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to l I U if I ifI want a little bit low, you
get me on. I guess huhyeah you it's like an Olympic event every
four years. Jim, am,I right now, I got the uh
the uh schedule? Here you area Delphi, then l i U,
then Ducane just was that Penn State, and now you're at UMBC. Is

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that correct? Yeah, that's it, that's correct. Look at that,
Jim, I did my I didmy homework. Sure did man long run
own run. It's uh, youknow, in this business, that's a
that's survival right there. So it'sbeen good. I enjoy it. I
still enjoy coaching, coach at alldifferent levels and fortunate to have some success.
So pretty good. Is your favoritepart about it? Still the kids

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and just teaching them how to doit the right Yeah, no doubt,
no doubt. I think it's justyou know, the relationships you gain,
the impact, you know, grassright and end. It's like as as
kids growing up, a lot ofthe coaches really influent stuff right in high
school and stuff. So absolutely Ithink it kind I kind of felt that
way, And um, besides,my dad and I think my coaches were

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the most influential people. So Igot in it for the right reasons and
I still do it for the rightreasons, and uh, if I can't
do it for the right reasons,then I'll I'll go Barten somewhere. YEA.
It in so open up what itis to open up again, and
like that would be nice. Yougot three shifts a week already, you
got how's the family doing, Jimmy, everybody's great. Say I'll tell everybody

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I said hello please, and fromfrom mends please. Teresa Farrell's also Teresa.
This is a very good friend ofmine. We grew up with him.
Jim Ferry be Jim. Nice tomeet you all right, So,
Jim, what do you think aboutthe fact that you're the team that you're
coaching now? UNBC five years agowas the last sixteen to beat at one

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when they beat Virginia and now itjust it just happened with FDU the other
day. Pretty crazy. Yeah,yeah, well it's nuts. You know,
FU is the first. I mean, the UNBC was the first team
ever to have a sixteen one upset. And I'm actually watching FU right now,
the down one against Florida Atlantic andthey were getting killed, right,
they were losing my seventeen before,right, yeah, but they'd come away

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back to down fifty one fifty.They just had to lead a couple of
seconds ago. But it's great,you know what, man, I think
that's what the tournament's about. Youknow, when I was at LU.
We went to the NCAA Tournament.I think we were fifteen or fourteen seed,
and we took North Carolina down tothe wire. You know, it
was on Friday night game on CBS, and you know, all the all

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the guys were there. You know, we grew up, you know,
going to the bars and watching allthe nca tournaments and having a chance to
coach, and it was pretty cooland making run at North Carolina. So
he knew it was eventually going tohappen. Um And I think nowadays just
a parody in college basketball with theyou know this thing called the Trance REPORTALU
and the NL I think I thinkit's a little bit more parody. Got

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a lot of older kids in college, got guys in the twenty four,
twenty five year olds at some ofthese you know what you call the new
major programs. You know, they'rethey're beating some of these you know,
high school kids coming out going tothese high level programs. So I think
we're starting to see a lot ofa lot of parody in college basketball.
And they weren't even supposed to bethere FDU because Merrimack is is not eligible

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yet. How does that work they'vebecause they've only been in Yeah. So
yeah, what's crazy is FDU finishedthird in the NEC which is crazy because
Merrimack was a Division two school.The major transitions to Division one. When
you do so, you have toyou're not eligible for the NCA Tournament for

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four years. I think it's ashitty rule, but it's a rule.
So Merrimacks in their last year ofbasically transition stone Hill College, they're a
Division two two that sho transition toDivision one, and they finished in second
in the NYCATE so they weren't eveneligible for the conference tournament. And then
FDU took advantage of the situation,and you know, they went into the
championship game knowing that they were alreadygoing to the NCA Tournament because Merrimack couldn't

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go. And then Merrimack wind upbeating them, and then FTERU gets in
and you know they win to wina game in the in the first four.
Uh, then go on to playPerdue and played played a you know,
a perfect game, they really did. They played a great basketball game
at exciting They made all the rightplays and then I got a chance,
if they can hang on to thislead right now, they're up three.
They're gonna go to the Sweet sixteen, which would be pretty amazing. I

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played him too. I put twobucks on him to win thirteen, so
I'm hoping. So he all right, So question, what do you think
about Rick Pettino going to Saint John's. What's your take on it? I
love it, I love it.I love it. I'll be quite honest,
which is so Groys. You knowthis. I don't know if everyone
ills, but you know, coachBackman and Rick Pettino her first cousins.

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Correct, So you know, we'veknown Coach Pettino forever and he recruited me
as a kid. And I'll bequite honest. You know, I've coached
it all different places, but I'ma Saint John's guy man. We grew
up with Saint John, you know, with Mullin and Berry and all those
guys, and you know, tosee them, you know, struggle a
little bit tough, and you wantto see him get back at Mike Anderson

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really good guy. He's a reallygood coach, Mike's Mike's a really good
person. And it's just you know, they made a move and I think
the only guy that can fix itis Rick I really do. I think,
with his charisma, his coaching style, to get every game back in
Madison Square Garden. U. Youknow, I think it's a done deal.
But you know, until he sayshe's doing it, I think I'd
love to see him back there,and that's to be exciting. And then

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I'll get him a call. Seewe can try to play really huh?
Yeah, yeah, why not comeback? Did you can get him on
the schedule too on Saint John's andyou guys could play him? Maybe?
Yeah, yeah, I'll come downthere. Who did you get to I'll
call him all right, good,come down to play. Absolutely So a

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couple of North questions, who wasyour favorite third baseman? Grods? It
had to be you man me andyou Combo. I'm sure you're a third.
It was awesome. Nothing get byits, nothing could get by it.
I couldn't hit a lick, butI swear to god I was a
good fielder, right bad, I'mserious. We could really play the field
man, and you know me,I was about one hundred and fifty pounds,

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so I just run. Bobby's gota take on this. What do
you think of the new baseball rules? I don't follow it. That much.
But some of the things I heardI don't like it. Baseball is
about tradition. Baseball is all about, you know, game of mistakes and

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little moves and play like you know, if I'm correct, it's starting someone
on a second base and extra anitydoing that not three years there's a you
can't you gotta, you gotta sortof pitch by a certain time or being
the baddest box by a certain time, like I don't know, man,
like the pitch CLA's this year.That's the first time they've been doing that
this year. But they've been doingthe runner on second base since COVID,

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since twenty twenty, and uh,they introduce it now. Everything to me
is introduced in a way where they'reusing other things as an excuse to do
something they wanted to do long timeago without getting in any trouble. You
can't do a shift now, right, The shift is out? Um,
yeah, you know you can,but you can move on the pitch,

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Jimmy. To be honest with you, I gotta tell you someone was listening
to Sterling today and you know he'sa real stickler for old time baseball,
and I'm watching a lot it is. It is It's not a bad thing,
except if it's bases loaded, ninthinning, three two count to win
the game and the guy you knowgoes over and they call the game.
They did that in the spring traininggame with the Atlanta Braves. But I

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have to admit, you gotta,you gotta really set yourself up for these
games to get there for the firstpitch, because if you're not there,
you could you know, you're you'relate twenty minutes. You could be in
the third inning by the time theuh you know, you get there and
you're sit in your seat. Itmoves very it moves very quickly. Go
to move a lot quicker, right, Yeah, well, man, remember
us as kids, man, youknow, playing stickball, what football?

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We'd have everybody's you know, battingstance and we'll figure it out and fixing
the gloves and spitting in you know, months and spitting in the helmet all.
If you can't do that stuff anymore, that'so quick. So I don't
know, I just think it's aI'm a purist for all sports me too.
I like the game to like thegame to be played the way.
Leave it alone. It's it's it'sa strtigue, a game. Right,

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There's a lot of little pieces thatgo on in baseball, and I just
played the game. Man. Let'slet's you know, if they talk about
the length of games, they'll workon hitting the ball opposite field, you
know what I mean, like likeget better. They talk about the length
of games. And if I rememberthat correctly, and I'm sure I do.
When I was a kid, Iknew that three innings took an hour.

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I knew. And the game startedto eight o'clock eight oh five,
So at nine oh five, youwere in the top of the fourth inning,
right, and you knew that youwere going to be there till eleven
eleven fifteen. You knew it.The game was three hours, a really
fast game, a Randy Jones kindof game, went to twenty you know

(28:45):
that was those were those really short, quick ones, and you felt like
you got jipped. I wanted thethree hour game. Three hour game was
fine. The problem was the YankeesRed Sox four hours and twenty minute games.
Those games are ridiculous. So onesolution kind of destroyed another thing.
I mean, I liked the threehours three hour games. Farm with me,

(29:06):
you know, I worked with mygarden, you know, and I
know I worked from out a squiregarden. I know arrange your game starts.
Let's say last night I worked thegame. I know it started at
eight. It started at eight twentyactually, and the game was over by
eleven, all right, So youknow, the hockey game pretty much goes
the same distance no matter what.A basketball game kind of does too,

(29:26):
because the last two minutes they'll takefour hours anyway. But yeah, sorry,
and uh, but the thing isbaseball was fine. It's a timeless
game. There's no timing on it. If you don't like it though that
way, then it's not for you. You're not gonna gain people that never
liked it, right, But likeanything else, uh, we're always sports.

(29:49):
And obviously the collegiate level so long, it's all about money. Man,
it's about money. So you know, somebody's saying whatever TV time or
whatever it is, it's about money. So they're trying to change the rules
to speed it up because obviously there'sgot to be more money in it to
do so that's really what it comesfrom, because I was then more money

(30:11):
in it to do so. Though, if you can add more commercials to
a three hour game than you cando a two and a half hour game,
right, That's what I would havethought too. But it's got to
be coming from somewhere, and it'salways something financially, so I don't know.
I just again, even even withbasketball, man, I prefer him
to go back to the jump ball. You know, back in the day,
if two guys grabbed them all atthe same time, you jumped it

(30:33):
up. Yeah, I'm inside it, guy to jump in the possession.
You know, Well, let's goback to the real rules. You know,
Okay, I get it. Threepoint line. You're gonna spread it
out a little further, make alittle bit more difficult, you know,
playing with a quicker shot clock tospeed up to pace. And you know
NBA, man, there were alwaysa league that changes rules with defensive spacing
and stuff like that just to getmore scoring so there's more excitement. And

(30:55):
again that's kind of what I guessMajor League Baseball is doing. That's exactly
what they're doing and making the basesbag. I'm just bummed out. I'm
just bummed out. I'm just bummedout with the kid getting hurt celebrating.
Oh oh man, that's a bummer. I was looking forward to it.
I know, I'm I'm still aMets fan, man. You know,
I'm still a Mets fan no matterwhere I live. And I thought we

(31:17):
were gonna make a run last year, and how I really felt good coming
to this year. The well,we got a motto. Now we got
a motto. Now it's David Robinsonhigh sucks. Right, we're all about
David Robinson's right. You know,I brought up a point that people are
talking about Edwin Daz. Without EdwinDaz, where's their their chances? They
look, I'm looking all these guyson Facebook. Oh it was just season's
over. Season's over. We don'tknow about clothes. I'm like the last

(31:41):
the last twenty years, someone haswon the World Series without Edwin Days.
I mean, you know you canwin without Edwin days. I don't understand
the astroem could do it last year. They get somebody, but they're gonna
get somebody. They have to getsomebody. Meanwhile, Steve Cohen is sending
over a chef, a therapist,and you know, and tod as his
house for doing rehab. Yeah,I'm sure he is. You know so

(32:06):
that all right, Steve Cohen isprobably the best owner in baseball. Now,
i'd have to say, but itis right now. But I just
don't see. First of all,I'm not for the World Baseball Classic being
played at this point of the year. No way, you can't play max
effort baseball in March when you're justtrying to get loose, to get ready
for the season. So to goout and play max effort baseball, which

(32:28):
is these guys are doing, You'renot ready for it yet. They should
do this in November. They shoulddo this tournament in November. I just
don't understand this timing of this.Yeah again, I don't really follow that
closely, but you're right right.Everybody supposed to be in strength streaking training.
You guys are playing, they're revvingit up. They're revving it up.

(32:50):
Then they're slowing it down. Nowthese guys are coming back after losing,
and that that's gonna sit there fortwo more weeks of probably not too
much as you know, height intensitygames, and then they got to rev
it up. I gotta recover allTwove's out now too. Yeah, he
got hitting the he got hitting thethumb. So coach Fair, I got
I got a suggestion for you.I think you should coach Purdue. I'll

(33:14):
tell you what, Matt's a goodfriend of mine. He's a hell of
a coach. Um. They werea really good team. Obviously, you
know I coached against them in defensein the defense date in the Big Ten,
and listen these games, man,there's so much pressure on them.
They had freshman guards, and whatater you did was a fantastic thing.

(33:35):
They so D's a seven foot fivekid for Purdue. They knew they couldn't
stop Eady, but they made dguards so they you know, after you
playing with smaller forwards, drew theirforward out and he had a guard guys
that were three point shooters, andhe couldn't get to them, you know,
so he had to make a catand mouse kind of game go on.
And and ultimately, you know theTobe and Anderson, the coach from

(33:57):
after you said it, right,he's like, you know, we played
a hundred times, we're gonna loseninety nine, but we won this one.
You know, they made the rightshots, they made the right plays.
And you know, that tournament.That's what's so hard about that tournament.
That's crazy. It's crazy to threeyears in a row, to to
a thirteen or less or more seeds, that's kind of crazy, don't you
think, Yeah, yeah, Imean it's it's I'm really frustrated, but

(34:22):
it's it's what it is, man. I mean, Saint Peter's made that
run. Last year's a fifteen seed, right, they beat Kentucky to start
it off, and then they wanton a run. They got to the
Elite eight as the fifteen seed.Um, here's a difference, right,
Like I said, I've coached atthat level. Seat in the Big ten,
everybody's big, it's huge physical.Now you're playing against these mid major

(34:44):
teams or like my teams at LUor my team right now, we're a
lot smaller, a lot faster,and those teams are just not used to
playing against teams like us, whereour foe would have spread out three point
shooters to six five six, sixat seven really fast, really athletic.
So you're talking about on one gameand usually on like a one day or

(35:07):
two day prep. You know,if those bigger teams don't impose their will
on you, they have a hardtime with it. And that's why you
even see it in the beginning ofthe year, and a lot of people
don't pay attention to this much,but in the beginning of the season,
you see a lot of upsets aswell. Like last year. You know,
I was at my first year atNBC. We went into Pittsburgh and

(35:29):
we beat pitt at pit They couldn'tguard us. We're flying up not a
court. My team faced fast andwe really scored high, high rate.
They're just not used to playing yet. So you see, as you see
the beginning of the year, there'supsets where the lower level teams beat to
higher level teams. And then ithappens in the tournament because there's just not
a lot of prep time and thespent what they just spent three months playing

(35:50):
against each other, and the gamesare different. Man, they're different,
you know. But the other thingthat happens too is you only one of
them get there, right, there'sonly one mid major or a low major
or Cinderella team usually gets out.And it's usually a team that can make
shots. And that's what after youdid against those guys the other night.
So tell me who do you likefor the rest of the tournament. Yeah,

(36:13):
you know what, I really think, I think the team I got
I got three teams, Houston forone. I think Houston for one.
Uh, they're just grown men.They're physical, they're tough, they play
really hard. They grind you.And this kid's ass there's a pro.
So as long as he's healthy,you know. I think they have a

(36:34):
great shot. The other two teamsI think is Yukon. I think Yukon's
really deep. Yeah, they wanttoday yea. They go too deep at
every position. They're big, they'rephysical, they have shot making. Um.
I think Danny's does a great job. They could play different kinds of
styles. Um. And then theother team is Alabama. Man their length

(36:57):
and when they shoot the ball theway they've been shooting like they really We
beat up our Maryland last night becauseyou know, from one to to five
man length on that court, there'sno easy baskets to be had. So
I think those are the three teams. Uh, I'll be wrong before,
but when you usually pick three,you get a better chance of winn if
you pick one right, I'm gonnatrack you, brod. I'm gonna spend

(37:20):
money on it too. No pressure. Listen, you're about five minutes away
from into you know, into lappingwith our ten for ten for ten.
If you want to stay on,we have some crazy we have some crazy
questions. You don't want to youdon't want to stay on What's what time
is? You could mean it's almostten o'clock. Man, this is way

(37:43):
past my bedtime. Hey, hey, guys, I was just in town.
Actually, um, I saw thatI was. Now that was last.
I was in town last week too. We all went out to dinner
a couple of guys. And thenthis week James Kane had a Saint Patrick's
Day party that we all kind ofgot together and all the knees having I

(38:04):
saw the Kane brother I saw theKane brothers trees though. I talked to
Chris Wittick today. Actually I talkedto Chris. I talked to Bubba on
my ride back. How's he soundmore today? All right, Yeah,
he's hanging in, hanging in.He's got another trip to Germany UH for
the stem cell treatment. I don'twant to say, say he's going May

(38:25):
fifth, so I'm I'm gonna tryto get out there. I just spent
a couple of days with him,so he's you know, listen, I
already hung out with your wife andyour daughters already, So I'm good for
the year, you know what I'msaying. Yeah, I heard I heard
at the UH at the high schoolreunion. Right, yeah, we had
a mini year. Yeah. Iwas hanging out with your wife, your
kids, Walter's uh, Wolf's tenantor godchild. It was great. Oh

(38:51):
yeah, yeah, well that's Leasa'sh that's my niece. Yeah, works,
she worked with Walter. Yeah,yeah, yeah. I heard Tree
was down there and heard a bunchof people down there. They look good.
I listen, I know you gottago, and I know it's ten
o'clock, almost past your bedtime.So I want to thank Jim Ferry,
coach of the University of Maryland,Baltimore County. Is that correct, that's

(39:12):
uh, that's right. I sentyou. I sent you a recruit man,
the kids, the kids, andanimal. He's playing good with the
juco. Let's go. I givenyou leads, ye know, I know,
I know you'll follow up. Igot my assistants working on it was
different out. I don't want toget you in trouble. That's all good,
All right, guys. Great herefrom you say hey, thanks for

(39:36):
thanks for spending some time with us. Appreciate it. You guys are great
man. Keep this going. Theshows off. Remember I got my Those
three shifts are open for you atthe bar when I opened. Let me
know, let me Jimmy, Timmya favor, keep up the good work
and let us know when the schedule, maybe when you're gonna be playing in
New York or if you know,if everybody's going down there. I'd like
to bring Bobby and Richie. Thatwould be great. We would like I'd

(39:59):
like to go and hang out withthose guys to us. Alfieri, Alfieri
might well, Alfieri might punch me, Jimmy because he's man at me.
But I'll take I'll take the punch. Absolutely. We played at Columbia this
year. No guys came out,so we forgot you on that one.
But definitely next time I'm town willdo it. All right, thank you,
Jimmy. All right, guys,be well, Jimmy, thank you.

(40:21):
Jim Ferry, coach of the Universityof Maryland Baltimore County Division one basketball
team Retrievers and Valley Stream North alumniand my shortstop for a couple of years.
Your sort anyway, he was juststart basement. I you know,
everything he said I believed except forthe fact that nothing got by you.

(40:42):
I was a very good ball player. I'm telling you, I was a
very good ball player. I knowI played with you. I don't what
was Oh my god, hold on, hold on, hold on. We
just went from the head coach ofthe University of Baltimore, Maryland County,
uh retrievers its retrievers, him Ferry, and we shift over now to comedian

(41:04):
and hot piece of ass Mandy Jones. Oh, Mandy Jones, tell you
I'm doing well. How are youguys? Oh, he's brilliant. The
way he introduces people, he's fantastic. He's really my party. When somebody
was in the bathroom, yeah,Mandy, let me ask you something.
Would you got mard at your husband? Hold on, Mandy, if you
were sitting I was sitting by thebathroom and they had the microphones on because

(41:24):
my buddy throw a fiftieth birthday.They came out and and I go,
I go to the girl that cameout at bathroom. I was hearing a
lot of noises in there. Mygod, and my wife gave me the
look of daggers inside insided me tocall me inappropriate. Is that inappropriate?
Mandy? Ah? Yeah, dude, I would fucking faint. That's horrible.

(41:50):
You always have to be out thatif you don't know the person you
can always say I don't know whothat is. You just keep walking.
You have to take credit to dudeso bad? What what possessed you to
say that? Because I'm drunk.We were at my buddies parties, one
of my best friends that's at hishouse. Would you want someone to do
that to you? Yes, Iwouldn't mind. I mean would love the

(42:14):
attention. I just want somebody totalk to me. Mary. No,
so Mardy. Before we get tothe ten ten to ten, I have
a question Bobby. Well, Bobbyhas a question. He wanted to know
what's going on with the wallflowers.So, yeah, I was curious about
that. You not with Bonnie?Now what happened? No, I'm still
with Bonnie. We have a showon created March twenty ninth. We reduced

(42:37):
the frequency from every week to everyonce a month, so you're seeing us
a little less because it's only oncea month now, and sometimes the ways
the show is full, Um,there's quite a few weeks in between,
like we did one early February andnow we're doing late March. But Bonnie

(42:58):
just started her own show, whichis every Tuesday, the Bonny School.
You see show. That's a greatname. That might might be what you're
seeing. Yeah, but I wantto see the wildflowers with Manny Joe wildflowers.
That's just that's her and her gapall right to her house. Teresa
fellows here by the way, Teresasellout? What's up? Teresa? How

(43:22):
are you? Ma? I'm good, honey? And you rich? Could
you put on from doing well?I'm happy? Yeah. So that he
has these uh ten fascinating questions foryou? Where you ready for? Oh?
Geez many? Just let you knowthe ten questions told on The ten
Questions is sponsored by in forty onedot com and Gotham Goldgras dot com for

(43:44):
all your transportation needs. But onenumber that all the questions are not approved,
right, some of them. Theydon't like it. There's a couple
of edgy ones. Mandy and Iapologize, but I am giving you know,
giving you an advanced notice. Youcan pass if you'd like, but
we will we will kill vines.You can pass it. We will come
back to it at the end.Pass in the bathroom. Let's just ask

(44:07):
you again. You would only hopethat he's going to ask you about fighting
in the bathroom. And do youhear the actual questions? All right,
Do we have any music for thislovely segment? Do we have anything we
could put off? Anything? Something? All right, I'll we'll play it
as we go along. I toldBobby before. I was like, I'm
watching the show. Usually don't watchthe show. And in the back of

(44:29):
one of my rants is that stupidfucking song by um not by uh Miley
Cyrus. I hate it. Ihate that fucking song and it was on
in the back room while I'm talking, so pathetic. If I could buy
myself a wild flower though, I'dbe all right. All right, Mandy,
first question here we go. Getyourself ready. You have a drink,

(44:52):
You have a drink going off?You're ready? Who is your favorite
comedian? Mandy Jones? Number one? Favorite median George Carlin. Ye,
good choice. Number two bongs,joints or cigars. I like my glass.
Gonna say bongs U two in mybook. Besides comedy, Mandy Jones,

(45:20):
what is your favorite hobby? Um, I'm kind of like a crafty
kid. I like to do.I like the scrap book. Okay,
this so nice? Okay, howmuch time I go left? Uh?
You got eight minutes? Eight minutes? Okay? What's your favorite sports team
Mandy Jones, comedian, extraordinary andall around nice piece of ass. I'm

(45:43):
just kidding. I don't really followsports at all. Something even the New
York Giants if like my grandpa fromHeaven had to have a shout out.
But yeah, no, I don't. Guy likes that choice. Here's where
it gets risky, Mandy, I'vegotten complaints from my my panel over here,

(46:04):
Teresa Foul and Bobby and Zarello.We would ask the question what is
your sexual favorite sexual position? ButI'm going to change that tonight. I
have a whole bunch of addendums onthat sexual questendem. So what the addendum?
We get three extra questions. Here'shere's the that is one question gets
three more. It works its wayinto you revealing what your favorite sexual position

(46:30):
is. Yeah, one question.It actually has nine parts. If you
want the truth, and you areone of my favorites, so you let
me just answer the original question.Okay, So he's all right, get
easy hold on your favorite sexual position, Mandy on top because I don't fuck
up. Okay, all right,so that answers. I'm gonna go with

(46:52):
the four to four on that.That's confidence. You can give me the
addendum, you can give me thefour parts. All right, Well,
they'll watch for these questions. Allright, Well the first one was top
of bottom. You answered that lightson or lights off? Lights on?
I got a good looking husband,socks on or socks off? When and

(47:14):
stirring say yes people, Bobby's I'mjust kidding, Bob damp or something?
All right? You ready morning noonor night afternoon? The light? Okay,

(47:34):
there you go. Threesomes, I'mnot a morning person. All right,
Well, all right, so that'swhy we have a duendum's to our
sexual positions here. So threesomes nayor yeah? Yea? In the past
wait, whoa, wait a minute, Teresa's get Teresa's hold on bandy.

(47:57):
Teresa's mouthing off to me right now, I know about it. I don't
so so when when the eleven whenwe when we shut the micros off at
eleven ten, I'm gonna be hearingabout you, Mandy in while I'm gonna
shout out a big ya right now. Number five, have you ever faked
an orgasm? No? Come on, last question on his sexual addendums area

(48:22):
leather or lace? Oh huh,I guess I I guess, I guess
I'm gonna say late, right,here's the last sexual this he's the last
sexual question when masturbating left. Letthis one you could pass you wait,

(48:43):
hold, I'm not done. Letwait, let me finish the question,
and then you can you know,you know, do you remember there's a
show called Press your Lock. Itshould have been him. He says,
he was doing so good these questionsand we were so proud that we went
through this, and then he goeswith that one. All right, so
you know what I'll pay. Well, you're gonna let me say that four

(49:04):
minutes or I was gonna say,all right, wait, hold on,
Mandy, when I'm done with thequestion, just say pass. Are you
ready? When master banning, douse your left hand, your right hand,
both hands, or a toy.You could say pass foot your foot.
I just got a great visual.Thank you your favorite actor. Mandy

(49:28):
Jones. Oh, um, that'sa hard question. Um, I don't
really know. It's gonna be somebodyalike. Okay, by more, Okay,
three more questions. Where do yousee yourself in five years? Mandy

(49:52):
Jones comedian extraordinary? Um, Ihope to be performing bigger rooms, you
know, keeping honestly, I honestly, am very proud of where I am
right now, and I want tokeep up what I'm doing. I'm happy
with my job. I plan onhaving a bigger desk and uh, I'm
just I'm happy where I'm at andI'm looking forward to the future. I'm

(50:15):
like a one day at a timekind of kid, honestly. So you're
on You're on an island right nowwhere I'm at. What's up? Okay,
No, I'm not done. I'mgonna I interrupt you and I apologize,
Mandy Jones, not question number nine. You're on an island by yourself,
but there's one person with you,so you're really not by yourself.
Who would you like to speak with? President Trump? Gilbert Garfried, mister

(50:37):
Lowe from w GBB or the PizzaMan. Well, the President could probably
get me ahead of that situation,right, So let me save you a
helicap. Absolutely, helicab juga.The President's talking to you right now.
Mandy's here, go ahead, PresidentTrump, would you like helicab you,

(50:59):
Mandy? Mandy Jones under the pump. Trump. I'm sorry, but you
guys are jaded. It's President Trump'snot the president right now? No,
he said Trump current president. Isit President Trump? Then I'm with Biden.
Biden would send a little, alittle rubber band toy to through through
the water and you'd be stuck thereforever. I'm not a bid. Biden

(51:22):
is not my president either. I'mjust I'm kind of trying to clarify.
All right, So then do youwant to talk to Trump? Gilbert Garfried
and mister Lowe or the pizza man? Oh it is Trump? Okay,
I guess he said Trump from thebeginning. All right, So okay,
I just heard President. All right, so give me, give me Trumps
then you already got Trump. Bellow, how you doing? Mandy Jones liked

(51:45):
to talk to many, loving Mandyliked to hear about sexual positions. I
loved it. I liked it alot. He has. Let me ask
you, a Greg Man, ifif if you run on an island,
which is me, wouldn't it begreat? I mean you gotta like that.

(52:07):
Yeah, yeah, it'd be wonderful. All right, last question,
Mandy Jones. Ready, besides theyeah, sorry, many do not have
a good time with all right,besides Limo Talk, what is your favorite
podcast? And you can't mention TheWild Flowers with you and Bonnie Squeezy once

(52:27):
a month. How about the CalamityJones. Oh you can't. No,
you can mention the Calamity Jones out, which is no, I'm fuck no,
I'm sucking around. I like,here's a podcast that's the O Von.
He's a famous comedian. It does. It's called This Past Weekend.
And that's a podcast that I liketo live on. Then, okay,

(52:49):
do you know which one is?Alright? I have no clue. The
Von huh? Okay, Okay,you guys don't know him. He's great.
He's the guy from Late Night.Correct. He's got like a mullet.
I don't know. I don't thinkhe's on Tvay okay, all right,
well that was our ten with ten. So now, Manny, where
are you gonna be? Give usa couple of promos for where you're going
to be and what you're gonna bedoing. All right? So I wrote

(53:13):
the list down so I could justrat a little off real quick. We
got March thirty, first Friday.I'll be at the Babylon Yacht Club.
That's actually a private show. Butif you want to come, lem now
I get you in FORO comedy froma boat. I love it where else?
Seventeen, I'll be at the Avenuein West Hempstead on the street now

(53:35):
she's on the street. A freecomedy show there. He changed their name.
What do you doing? He changedthe name. He used to be
Club Gene. Now's the Avenue.It used to be Club Gene. It's
now the Avenue. The same greatstaff. Um. They just gave the
place a makeover, changed the name. Oh that's the place on the corner
by West Hempstead Avenue. Right,Yeah, it's one fifty seventh Hempsteady at

(54:00):
West ten right on April seventeenth andMay fifteen, we're gonna be there free
comedy shows seven thirty to nine.That used to be the place called Blue
Tequila. Many of the heads Ihad never been there before that, honestly,
and then two other shows real quick. April twenty eighth, I'll be

(54:21):
at Sea coves Um, which isin my hometown actually Center Riches. Uh.
Tickets include dinner and a comedy show. That's April twenty eighth, and
then May twelfth, I'll be atthe Keystone Stage in Elephant, Pennsylvania.
Go to the Keystone Stage dot comfour tickets to that one would Terry me

(54:42):
Neely. Um, he's not goingto be there at that show, but
he does perform out there with thosepeople. Yeah, you're gonna come out
April six to merge in Farmingdale onFulton Street and come hang out with us
and have a couple of drinks thatnight with you and yoursban. What night
of the week is that? That'sThursday night and good Fridays the next day.

(55:04):
You want to it's a live comedyshow. No, it's a fundraiser
and everybody's just gonna be hanging aroundmaking fun of people. I can't.
I can't advertise it as a comedyshow. Last time somebody ratted us out
and Mir's got in trouble, soI can't do it. That's this time.
I'm just calling it a fundraiser withso right now is the host Billy
guy A Matavallo, Cathy Arnold,Teresa Farrell, Kristen Tinsley, Bonnie Scalici,

(55:27):
Justin McDonald and Michael Zimmerman are hangingout with us that night? Oh
yeah, hell yeah, Um yeah, I will try to make that.
It's because you sound thrilled. She'sgonna try and make it about she's gonna
get off the phone right now,and she's gonna say, April sixth,
you're booking me over in Pennsylvania.I'll be there. I tried, I

(55:52):
said it would try, and Idid, see Mandy. I think that
was pretty harmless, right, Yeah, No, you're you're fine, Okay.
Thanks? Any last words from you, Mandy about us? You got
any questions about me, Bobby orrich or even Teresa. No, no
questions for me. I just hopeeveryone has a good night. You guys

(56:14):
are awesome. Bye, Mandy.I love you, I love you guys.
By Mandy Jones. Comedian extraordinary likeMandy Jones from The Calamity Jones Hour
and Wallflowers. We with the withoutBonnie Scalici by Mandy Mandy Jones, the
comedian on the Internet. Oh hangme on YouTube, hang up, don't

(56:36):
you by? You are such agracious I did it. That's good and
I got on time. I gave. I gave the sexual relations question with
seven addendums. So now she leads, she leads. She was probably the

(56:58):
best of the ten. At ten, we've only had we've only had three.
We had althea the first week withMichael Gentleman. That wasn't prepared.
Yeah, and that was as well. You gotta tell everybody that you gave
me the adendum. You gotta telleverybody apparently to know. You asked us,

(57:20):
I did you did? You said? You looked at both of us
and said, what, okay,what can you come up with? I
came up with this in my carbecause the addendums were excellent. I loved
I loved the addendums. I knowI think they're great. But you guys
have a thing about this one question? What is your sexual position? What
your's the masturbation? More is everybodythat listen. We all know everyone touches

(57:45):
themselves. We don't need to knowhow Okay, all right, okay,
uh Andy Jones says, thanks guys, twenty seven questions at ten. I
love that was. There wasn't alot more than ten questions with us,
I told you, But there areten questions and then there's a there there

(58:07):
were there were fucking less questions onthe SATs than you just ask right here,
right here, Bobby, you didgo quite a bit. There's the
sexual positions and there's faked orgasm.Oh I didn't even ask. I'll ask
you quickies or non quickies. Idon't know. I didn't get that question
se well, exactly's a non quickie? Yeah right, I couldn't here a

(58:30):
long look here an all night thequickie like a good quickie. What's a
good question? Are you yeay ornay? On quickies? These two about
it just keeps asking it. It'sit's kind of the sounding Okay, wait

(58:52):
a minute, I'll just talk.Yeah, so Greg de vo, so
change your question to how many timesa day do you touch yourself? That's
instead of matter for guys, that'sdifferent in general, and we gotta make
adjustments. And Roy was says,Mandy was fun. Michelle ast is hanging
out with a snich. Hello toeverybody, Thanks guys, I had a

(59:12):
good time from uh from from MichelleAsta. And during the show, Greg
says, how many of you havetouched yourself since you've been since the start
of how many how many listeners touchedthemselves during the show? There you go,
why don't we just ask that youdo? You know? That question

(59:35):
is getting good juice for us?It's good juice. Or when you talk
about Massa talking about talking about gettingjuice from it, that's the fun.
Yeah, that's a little much whatit's doesn't even think before he says shit
or you just hope it comes outlike whatever, it's just diarrhea. At
this point, Theresa another upset.Crayton beats Baylor. More upsets coming.

(01:00:00):
Is she promoting her show on Quickieand no Quickie? Just say both both?
I like, yeah, Michelle,asters take it the way you get
it. When do you want?What do you want? Optimum? What
days? I'm on Saturday mornings elevenAM, Channel twenty, So she is
promoting his show show? Michelle asked, the Sundays. Then thanks, Michelle,

(01:00:21):
I'll make sure, I you know, come on your Saturday line and
make fun of eleven AM, eleveneleven. She says, ten on one
right here, ten one, tenon one on Sundays. Michelle asked,
oh okay, so I mean howshow at night? Yeah? Now went
on Optimum? Yeah I know Optimum. Okay, great, that's a promoo
shows online. I'm not saying theworst. I've busted balls, all right,

(01:00:45):
Come sit next to Bobby for fiveminutes. I gotta go inside and
do something with Bobby. Will Sarahso comes sit over here, Limo talk.
It's me ins forty one is takingover the show. That's just really
set the bar high. Graze andI got a lot of a lot of
uh you know, I like abig shoes to fill him. Yeah,

(01:01:06):
okay, So anyway, the pressurehi hi hi, Oh not much.
We're just getting over the tenant tentwenty seven to ten. Thank you,
sorts. Well, Mandy was goodabout it. She was really good about
it and did well. Yes,she was very well what would you call

(01:01:29):
it? Forth right? She was. She was very mature about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, anddoing something with gras really is a difficult
task to pull off exactly. Shewas confident and make sure about her answers.
She was confident to be sure,dude, she was. You know,
so you brought these? I broughtyou a box boula box. Mantza

(01:01:51):
is great. I had some ti. I had a montza today with a
little cream cheese. We're Italian.C Schmid on it, trying some cream
cheese. So she went with creamcheese and Schmid Schmid was dying. Now
today was Saint Saint Joseph's. Yes, but I'm you know, I had
my Saint joseph pastry. Did youhave a Saint Jaint Joseph's pastry? No?

(01:02:15):
I did not. No, youknow splinters, splinter, my ex
splinters Joseph. So my daughter remindsme, you're gonna call daddy wish happy
Saint Joseph's say, I's like,no, the fuck is splinter? What
does that mean? I call myex husband splinter? Why? Because he
gets under my skin and I can'tget rid of him. Okay, So

(01:02:36):
so it's like a splinter that youhave forever, correct and you can't get
it out correct. I've got youunder my skin? Yeah? Really he's
deep deep? Yes, yes,yeah, he's done. You know a
lot of people have splinters. Ihaven't made your me So why would you
call him? I wish I hadto be Saint Joseph's. I didn't want

(01:02:57):
to. I don't need to pointthe point about him. SMI forget about
the splinter, the Schmiers and everythingelse. I'm asking you, Yes,
if you celebrated with a nice Sphingeyor a or Zeppel, not neither,
damn. I should about COOLi Connoliwould work. But then that Saint Joe
espresso Sphingey has the Conoli cream init? Talking is this springey? I'm

(01:03:29):
so glad we entertain you. What'sa Springey. She's got a sideball going.
And I'm asking a question. Doyou know what Springey is? I
know what. It's a village inSerbia Springey. Yeah. What's spongey?
What? What is? It?Is a pastry. It's like a doughnut

(01:03:53):
pastry. It's an Italian donut,like a dope pastry that has Connoli cream
in the cheese. Listen, Ilove anything with calm okay wow. And
the and the other one. Theother one is custard and it has and
that's a zeppelin. Keep the custard. Give me the can right here,
Bobby, You're right served served firstlisten style bread though sweetened with sugar in

(01:04:18):
the addition of vanilla extract, thenfried and rolled in cinnamon sugar. I've
had that. Have you ever had? Have you ever had a? Have
you ever had a? I loveSuddell who I called Spia Dell? Is
it Sadel Triggadel? All right?Yeah? I love my my uncle.
You remember God I got married andgot Julio's he used he used to do

(01:04:40):
the Yeah. I called Julia spineand spiney. That's it right there.
And we ever addendum to something MichelleAsto wasn't promoting a show. She says,
No, I meant to tell you. I touched myself every week on
Sunday at ten o show. Solisten, there's a huge my friend Renee

(01:05:03):
and Philly's doing the Guinness brook World'srecord largest canola. When is that?
It's in? How big? Haveit on my Facebook page? I don't
unless you hand me my phone.I can't tell you right now the exact
date. This is your phone.Yeah, but what do we need to
date for? Well, he wantedto know when, But it is.
It is. So a lot ofpeople are going to be going to Philly
for this. Oh, we're goingto Philly for We're going to for the

(01:05:25):
largest canola. We're going to uhPennsylvania for the Mandy Jones show. Oh
okay, wow, big bus rideover. We're gonna get a whole busload
of people to go to Mandy's show. That excites me a little bit that
Michelle asked to touches herself at tenoh one on a Sunday night. He's
fucking around with me. No,she's actually telling the truth. Now,
she's telling the truth, Bob Scott. Girl, She's telling the truth.

(01:05:48):
And you know what, I thinkwe should get Michelle astor on and she
could do the ten for ten forten next week. Yeah, if she'd
like, Yeah, Bob, doyou have anybody you might want to join
us for the ten for ten forten at ten whatever ten cube? You
know it's like the ten cube.It's the ten at ten four ten that's

(01:06:12):
ten cubed. Alright, Okay,here it is? Can you read itxced
hows is? Hello, Cindy tenthis? Why do your promote he suffer
from May tenth? We can canoliright now? Yeah, April sixth an,
it's Farmingdale, eight p m.Come join us, Come joined Bobby.

(01:06:34):
It's forty one zero as our host, and I don't have to list
in front of me, so I'mgonna try my best. God Alvalo,
Billy Guyer, Teresa Farrell, BonnieScalzi, Justin McDonald, Michael Zimmerman,
and who else Billy Guy. Ialready said, Billy, Yeah, it's
on that little pick up a littlepink paper right there, a little pink

(01:06:58):
paper right there. By God,there's no pink paper. I'm gonna going
back to what I was trying totalk about. In your family, you
didn't have the saint Joseph's nay tradition. No never, because no, no,
my dad's My dad was Salvatore.My brother has nothing to do with
the name celebrated. Saint Joseph haseverything. Teresa, hold on, I

(01:07:20):
didn't celebrate. It's for me.Saint Joseph's Day was big in my house.
My my father and my brother namedJoseph, but that had nothing to
do with the fact that we celebratedthe day. It's an Italian tradition to
celebrate Saint Joseph's Day. Why becauseJoseph was the actual well not the actual
father Jesus. He's a saint,yes, Jesus' father, right, right

(01:07:45):
he is? Why not he inItaly Father's Day is March nineteenth. Yes,
yes, you're right, you're right. That's why it became an Italian
tradition and it becomes a big day. Somebody writes on Facebook, somebody goes
so Peter King, the former congressman, writes on Happy Saint Joseph's Day to

(01:08:10):
all my Italian American friends out there. So what is somebody right back?
Joseph Joseph was an Italian, hewas Jewish, Like, does it mean
that you can't wish somebody a traditionalday which Italians made into a big day.

(01:08:30):
They made into Father's Day in Italy. Yes, you can't wish somebody
who's you know, just out ofthe blue without somebody jumping all over it
and shipping all over it. That'swhat people do because you know something to
say about it. It's not justItaly, Spain, Portugal and yes,
we missed you with your input today. I knew that Italy celebrated Father's Day

(01:08:54):
on March nineteenth, and that's thereason for the celebration Father's Day today.
Now I don't know if they Idon't know if they raised the importance that
we did as I was growing upor that that they do. But Italians
traditionally have have celebrated Saint Joseph's dead. Do you still celebrate Saint Joseph?
Yes? I went to il Corsoand Valley Stream and I bought six Sphingey's

(01:09:19):
and six Hello. I brought themto my son's house today today and six
zeppelis really nothing literally celebrate here?Hope we don't. I love you and
I think you're fantastic at what youdo. But every once in a while,
could you bring a Springey in maybean eight Claire or should be Adele.

(01:09:42):
Let me ask a question, whatthe fuck do you bring from me?
I try to bring you here allthe time. I mean, when
it comes down when somebody who doesn'teven know what the fucking day is patient,
right, he doesn't even know whatto know, doesn't even know what

(01:10:03):
the dead he is. And ifyou don't see him right here over here,
fucking aggravate me. All right?Yeah, look, look and let
me just add, if I mayadd, right now, your fucking ears
are ridiculous. That's strung with myears? Are you gonna say another fucking
thing? Because my wife's making funof my beard. She thinks I look
like a city when you know,I try to push it down because she

(01:10:25):
says I look like run side.The left side is right and the right
side is very thick. That's bullshit. I evenly out really good. Right.
The right side is different from yeah, the right side of that.
You must stroke the right side ofyour face more than yeah. So is
it right side? The left sideto what toy do you use to shrim

(01:10:45):
that beard? You're starting the lastweek. We don't have to hear it
again, dude. We are startingto like the questions. And here's my
answer. I'll get you get backto your thing. Here's my answer.
He wants me to bring him asfiney, you never heard of the fucking
thing? But do you notice nothing? I'd like to try it. You'd
like to try anything. I'd liketo try anything. One. Yeah,
we know that we should do thetime. My mother always said to me,

(01:11:08):
you don't if you don't like getspitted out. Hold on? Can
we ask everybody to share this show? Please? Thank you Greg d Filippo
because I know you've shared the show. Please Dan Rothney, and and uh
Felix for Stuochia and and and youknow, Michelle Aster and everybody. Could
you please share the show and giveus a like and let us feel good
about ourselves. Yeah, because youknow I got to help grows out well,

(01:11:30):
because Bobby's had enough. Bobby,well, I don't know. I
mean, next week I'll tell youwhat. I'm gonna go to your corso
and I'm gonna bring in a coupleof nice uh Spongey's and some uh and
some zeppolis, and you better fuckingeat it. I'll eat it, dude.
You know what you talk about?Maybe you go to all the time
you say they forgot Mitchell's. Mitchell's, you said they got fantastic sandwiches,

(01:11:53):
really good food all time, greatbreakfasts. You know, we wouldn't hurt
breakfasts bread. You telling you wherethe go, we'll be saying, we'll
be gonna say I should bring going, I should bring it on the microphone.
I'm driving twenty five, I'm drivingmy golf. Come here and back,
and I gotta bring you a meal, and then it's you for a

(01:12:15):
meal. I wouldn't mind the fuckingcannoli. I wouldn't mar Mitchells doesn't make
cannoli. You're telling me Mitchells doesn'tmake cakes. They don't have cakes to
hold. They don't Revenek have noon cakes. You gonna fucking ill course,
Okay, so you go to hell. Course they're closing four o'clock on
sun. So what, I don'tbite it. I love that, you
know that. I don't care ifif you's five hours old, I'll still

(01:12:35):
five hour old cannoli bringing it in, I'm still eat it. Everything's shot
on you stick it in the fridgefor a little while. God, he's
so sensitive, he is. He'slike a big baby. He's very child.
Yes, yes, that's true.Hebbly runs out of the room and
you when you say a few things, you know, I forgot a page.

(01:13:00):
I got things on papers, andI need to talk about there.
You go. What you got inthat paper? What's interesting tidbit do you
have on that paper? Well,we do have a special report coming up
with President Trump. We're going toask him how he feels about the upcoming
arrest that might be happening to himon Tuesday. You believe it's really happening
on him. I believe saying it'snot. I I believe it's I believe

(01:13:21):
that the Democratic nation right now isgoing to uh yeah, he's going to
try to shame him if they aredoing whatever they can to get him off
the ticket in twenty twenty four.Exactly, they are trying everything, all
kinds of shenanigans and bullshit to getrid of Trump because they're so scared of
him. They are so fucking scaredof him. And the bottom line with

(01:13:43):
Trump is he tells the truth.He tells it like it is, he
tells it as he sees it.And whether whether or not that's the truth
or not all the time, we'llsee. But The point is, it's
how Donald Trump sees it, hitshow he calls it, and they don't
like it. Republicans and Democrats alikeget annoyed or get pissed off, or
a scare of shaking in their shoes, thinking, this guy's gonna fucking try

(01:14:06):
to run again, okay, becausehe wants to drain the swamp, as
he calls it, and what hewas doing, and the reason they fucking
pulled what they pulled with him inthe last year of his presidency was to
just make sure it didn't happen.That's why they stole the fucking election,
which they did, and that's whythey they're pulling this ship with him now.
They're gonna have him. They're gonnaimpeach him. They'll impeach him from

(01:14:27):
from now until the end of timeto fucking make sure he stays out of
the picture somehow rich they will rich. Well, listen, they just want
to publicly humiliate the guy. Imean, he doesn't care, you know,
he doesn't care, But that's exactlywhat they want to do to him.
Anything else. They don't want todebate him, they don't want to
talk to him, they don't wantto discuss anything. They just want to
call him crazy and and move on. And if you bottom line, he's

(01:14:50):
the least crazy of everyone, andthey want one is he's the only one
telling the truth. He's the onlyone who has has clearly told us what's
going on in the world, what'sgoing on here in this country, and
how corrupt the whole fucking system is. He has brought that out, and
he's brought it to light. He'sbrought to light how there's fake news out

(01:15:11):
there. There's all this bullshit newsnetworks that are just reporting what they want
you to know. And plea,people fucking watch the news and actually believe
what these fucking reporters are telling them. You can't believe what you're roch watching
on the news. It's all shit. And that's also happens on Fox.
I mean it happens everywhere. It'sall bullshit. You're not getting any truth.
John Lennon had a great song manymany years ago. All I want

(01:15:34):
is the truth. Just give mesome truth. You can't find the fucking
truth. You can't. No,it's all just politico, right. So
you know what I'm gonna do.If you can't handle this, I'm gonna
find out if I can get mypal President Trump on the phone, and
I'm gonna talk to President trumpets allright, So that's what I'm gonna try

(01:15:54):
to attempt to do. Okay,you try We have a yeah, yeah,
I get my special report music,please you. I want my special
report music. I want good evening, ladies and gentleman. My name is
Anthony Glazier Day from Stronghold TV.Elina Lee. Now going to go to

(01:16:15):
Marlago and speak to my pal,my buddy, President Trump. Good evening,
President Trump. Are you there.I'm here. I'm Sila Freeman.
Tuesday, I don't know. AllI do know is on Tuesday, there's
some elections going on locally, andI want everybody in Valley Stream to vote
for Red Fair. That's all right, So let's promote that everybody in Valley

(01:16:39):
Stream, could you fair? Andlots of lots of great candidates on the
United Community Party ticket, lots agreat good Demandame Ismanda is us and this
guy, this new guy, KevinWizach, Wizach he's gone. And Melanie
Jenkins Melanie Jankies for justice. Butthat's a great problem. Speaking of justice,

(01:17:02):
I don't get any I don't getany ever. It's always been let's
get after drum, let's find things. Jump jump Trump spits in the wind,
and they're gonna arrest him for it. Everything is going to be a
problem. The jump does That's sogood? All right? So I have
a question to you. Do youdo you foresee yourself being arrested on Tuesday.
I don't even know what I'm beingarrested for. I'll bear you into

(01:17:25):
handcuffs. I like answer. Ilike him. I like him on the
bed bows not behind my back.We have a segment where we asked I
got a big segment for you too. Thank you, President Trump. So
I'm I'm very worried about you,sir. You're happening to be one of
my favorite people in the whole worldright now. I think you do great
radio. I think you really gotthe nation together. And I'm scared that

(01:17:48):
we're gonna have protests on Tuesday.Do you think that's gonna happen? Have
I called? No? Yes?You did? Yes? I did.
Sorry. Don't tear down any buildings, don't rip down any walls, don't
break any windows. Just protests againstthe injustice that they've been put putting on
Donald Trump. You asked for.You asked for mostly peaceful. Yeah,

(01:18:10):
you did ask for peaceful protesting.I have to give you that. He's
always I've always asked en Basil protests. We were having right to protest in
this country, unlike several people severalcities of the cross the nation, who
decided to burn their entire cities down, and nothing ever happened. I say
a couple of words. They wantto arrest me. Absolutely, I don't

(01:18:30):
get it. Well, they're goingback. They're saying that it's all hush
money from a liaison that you hadwith a porn star Stormy Daniels in two
thousand Sixty's spoke of a hot pieceof ass before, And I'm gonna tell
you what your hot piece of assright there? Who could blame him?
All? Can you blame the guyto Trump? Blame him? I can't
blame me, President Trump. Shewas just pre millennia, pre millennia,

(01:18:59):
pre Marilago. All right, listento me. I know what I did,
nothing wrong. Look, there's nogreater perpetrator of crap against women in
Bill Clinton. All right, listen, why isn't he getting thrown in jail
for all his things? I agreewith you. I mean what he's trying
to get himself off with Epstein's listbefore it comes out. You're not on.

(01:19:20):
And I gotta give you a credit, President Trump. Even though your
pictures there every once in a while, a couple of flights, you're you're
they're not accusing you of being anythingon those al those I feel like,
I feel like I'm on. Thatwas that Mari Polish show. You're not
the father. You're not the father. No, I'm not. I was
not on the list. They're notcoming after you, which is a good

(01:19:42):
thing. And you know when somebodywalks up to you like Epstein and great
piece of shit. That guy wasright. I'm bad guys, very bad
guy. Who was that bad guy? Epstein? Oh yeah, that's a
bad bad guy comes up to youand says you, mister Trump, can
I take a big show with you? And jumps next to me and does
it selfie like you like to doat home alone with you? Play you

(01:20:02):
do a jelly all right? Bottomline is guy stands next to you,
takes a picture. What are you'resupposed to do? You smile, smile
and everybody goes, oh, lookat him, he's with Ebstein. I'm
now with Epstein. I was inthe airport. Guy stands next to me
goes, hey, miss jerm I'mlike you, and the guy goes you
want to take a big jure?Oh look, Jimps with with Epstein.

(01:20:24):
Now with Epstein, never I've beennever will be good. Well, no
chance now, but bottom line,never was alive. If you had a
message for your supporters and everybody,if so happens that you might get arrested
on Tuesday or even Wednesday, what'syour message to your supporters and those people,
those die hearts that know that you'reinnocent and that it's the democratics coming

(01:20:46):
out, Democrats coming after you,sir? That was a good question,
right, I think there was alittle worthy. I don't know why it
was the question. I'm trying todig in there with what ten though?
What are your ten thirteen minutes?What do you think you support? Are

(01:21:06):
you? What do you think yoursupporters are going to do if this happens?
Will it be peaceful or do youthink that there might be? It
should always be peaceful. This isAmerica, this is the United States of
America. We should always be peaceful. Never start it's gary riots. I'm
not for rioting. I'm not forbreaking things. I'm not for hurting people.
I know. I mean, I'mjust get the truth. Bring the

(01:21:27):
truth out. That's all I'm sayingto everybody. Bring the truth out.
And that's it. So the morethey arrest me, the more they go
after me, the more support Iget. I believe. Remember that you
become strong. Yeah, the moreyou try to take me down, the
stronger I come back. I comeback. Let me ask you now,
if they do arrest you, areyou allowed to still be elected president of
the United States if you do runin twenty twenty four, even though you

(01:21:50):
have a blemish on your record?Is that all I'm being naive? I
don't know that now, I'm askingyou, sir. Bottom line is,
in order to be not eligible torun president, you have to be convicted
of a felony of some sort.And I'm not going to be convicted of
anything. Okay, they have nothing. Is this a felony charge? It's
a misdemeanor. I think that's amisdemeanor. Yes, and it's a misdemeanor.

(01:22:11):
That am I right that the federalgovernment didn't see enough evidence to charge
him? That's correct. I likethis guy However, however, Rich However,
New York State found that there wasa need the democratic system. Democratic
attorney general feels the need to bringa charge against the former presidents. Yeah,
some low level misdemeanor, some kindof charge, you might, Sleepy

(01:22:34):
Joe, could have been a parkingticket. It would have gave it to
him. They would have stuck itright up his assay, sleepy Joe.
This is the guy with some withthe laptop. Nancy Pelosi, all these
people, they've done so many badthings, horrible things, terrible things they've
done them. They're a bunch ofdogs, and yet they get away with
it. Nobody bothers him. Inthe press, won't here reported They hear

(01:22:55):
something about me with some girl fromyears ago, and they want to rescue
for it. Come outs she Well, did you see that the hunter Biden.
President Trump is now suing the ownerof the store where he left the
laptop for service, saying that hebreached his privacy in releasing the data that
was on the laptop, which hehas been denying for I'm not sure how

(01:23:18):
many years now that it was evenhis laptop. Kind Of ironic to me
that he actually files a lawsuit againstthe guy saying you gave away my my
data. Funny that you won't hearthat story on CNN. Funny that you
own CNN. But you can educateyourself and find that other places. The
truth is out there somewhere. Anyway, Guys, I gotta go. I

(01:23:39):
gotta get my wrist greased up,so I give those handcuffs. Don't well,
President Trump wish you. I wishyou the best of luck on Tuesday.
I hope that thing happens to you. Say a little Millennia, we
you know, we love it verymuch. How is she? Last question?
How does she feeling about this question? How is she feeling about?
You know, this being regurgitated fromtwenty sixteen a misdemeanor withold a paunched off

(01:24:02):
Stormy Daniels, mister president at Blonde. Milania doesn't care. Milania's not worried
about that. That's a horrible question, by the way, a dumb question.
I'm asking you, how is shefeeling? Answering in the streets about
it? I mean, oh,I just want to know how she's feeling.
I'm hoping that everything's okay. Ishorrible questions? Terrible question? Next
question? Please, I want todo it past like Mandy Jones. Yeah,

(01:24:25):
you should have. You could have. You could have worded that differently,
like how is she dealing with thepressure of an impending indictment against against
He's a better speaker than I am. Here's a question, how is she
dealing with all of this? She'sfolding clothes right, Uh for my departure,
ironing some slacks. I have anotherquestion. Leather or lace for Malania?

(01:24:51):
Leather or lace for the former firstLady former Fursday. Yes, she
wears leathers. You wear his legs, lots of that, lots of nothing
years I legged leg Yes, oneboy, there's always President Trump. Yes

(01:25:13):
me millennion story day. There yougo. All right, thank you,
President Trump. Good job tonight.I wish you'd passed the luck next Tuesday.
And uh, have a good night, sir. Thank you, have
a great night Bush. President Trumpjoining us from r Lago, join us
while join him tuesday. Hopefully yougive him some support if he has to

(01:25:36):
do a purple walk. By theway, Teresa, everybody seems to like
your outfit. Yes, Cindy saifuland and rot He said you look beautiful.
Michelle said she's gotta go. Gregsthe hat. Great show is always
she loves your hat. Greg wantsno tie. Can you touch Bobby's leg
under the table? See how muchhe reacts while he's doing trumps? Somebody

(01:26:00):
saying that, yeah, yeah,who do you think on the perv in
the whole group besides me? Youknow what I'm saying besides me? Was
that your leg Trump? Get moveit ll stay there right away? All
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the first thing is an advertisement fromsay Johnny Sprint is right, and
then you have the limo talk fromshore. Can you do a limo talking

(01:27:14):
promote your company? And everyone elseeverybody else is promoting that. Yeah,
because we're getting so much action onthat site that they are out of we
are out of sight with the actionthey're They're promoting other craziest on off site,
which is crazy. But there's onlywe had a couple of other limo
lads for mini jitsos. Would youlike a couple? I could get you

(01:27:34):
a few more, president, getyou hold on, hold on, swell,
swootidell and there's no hi, inge'ssingee's what does it look like?
Show me what you're drafted? SoPerry Williams drafted in the seventh round of
the nineteen eighty three NFL Draft.Is that the Marino Draft eighty three?

(01:27:59):
You know I have to tell you, which I will tell him tomorrow.
I've only been to one live footballgame in my life? What game was
it? And my dad took meto Shay Stadium to see the Jets and
Joe Namath was the quarterback. Wellis that because I'm freaking old? Well?
Year? Is that? It hadto be before? In nineteen eighty
two. That's gotta be in nineteenseventy seventy one. Oh my god,

(01:28:24):
you're eight showing sixty next ye you'regonna be sixty. God bless you.
But I gotta tell you, everybody'sloving your alpha tonight. Maybe I appreciate
Briny Brod from Keller, Texas,a big Trump's supporter, big thumbs up.
So, hello, cousin Vinnie,and you just miss President Trump.
So you you listen to the replayTrump is on for for about five or
ten minutes. We're gonna say,Bobby, all right, I want to

(01:28:46):
say, Vidian, what town?And Vinnie's now in um, Florida.
He used to live in Keller,Texas. Um, he's in a town
next to you. You're not evenlooking at anything when you say this.
You fucking know all the shirt.He is my cousin. I mean he's
my he was Keller, Texas.Difference. He still works in Dallas and
flies down during the week to conductbusiness for not Waste Management. It's another

(01:29:11):
company. And Vinnie a Cowboys helpput the go to Florida. He is
a huge Cowboys fan. Oh,Vinnie, I love you. Yeah,
that's just stoke Cooks out of workin Dallas, just Stoke Cooks out of
Houston for a sixth and seventh roundpick. He doesn't pick up. He
doesn't know too many sports. Heknows about Dallas Cowboys. Well, Ezekiel

(01:29:32):
All. He just got cut,he just got released, and we just
picked up Dalvin Cook. Not DalvinCook. What's his name from the Texans,
right, yeah, Texans? Awide receiver round picks And he's a
big supporter of president in Dallas.He loves, he loves, he loves
our President Trump. He thinks ourPresident Trump is fantastic, fantastic. He

(01:29:55):
goes, you guys are great,thank you, But he said, you
guys, you're just I'm letting yousit in because day everybody wants to look
at the chick. Let's go by. I got bigger bulls than most men.
Really, that's what hell time.That's just gravity taking taking hold.
Everything goes south as you get thoseused to be tonsils sh My dad's eighty

(01:30:24):
eight. And he said to me, he wakes up every morning, he
shakes his body. If nothing fallsoff, it's a good days, a
great day. What else you gotthat grass um? Really, I'm waiting
to since we had coach Jim Ferryon tonight. We got him out.
We got him. I've been wantingto get him. Next. I'd like
to get two people. I wantto get Hollywood producer Tony Carry. We're

(01:30:46):
very good friend. Yes, hecome on. Yeah, And I also
want to get Jackie the jokeman Martlinto come hang out with us with with
with the boss with ins. Yes. To note that he's here. He
had to be him. I knowhe has to be there. So listen.
I'm a big supporter of Bobby andZarolla. If you haven't noticed,

(01:31:08):
he is. We love Bobby.Listen. I'm the puppeteer and Richie's the
music guy. But he's my He'smy talent over here. So I I
he knows you man, you man, And I'm the one they bring mutz
is too. Yeah. And I'mthe one that's gonna bring a Stravinzi in
here. You know, at anymoment, I could bring characters in his

(01:31:29):
I know, I get asked totalk to Gilbert in the fucking in the
cemetery at anything. And I haven'tbeen called on all night. Yeah,
I know you you and you area big big I had a big showing
last week and this week I'm noteven wanted. But yeah, why why?
I have no idea? You tellme, you know why. I'll
tell you why. Because Teresa Fowlis taking your airtime. Gilbert stole my

(01:31:51):
thunder. She's a she's having agiant black yea, but she's having a
giant on tomorrow night. She's PerryWilliams starting, Oh, I thought you
were talking about the canoe. Notalking about Andre the giant. Teresa's it's
a viewing Perry Williams. Who isPerry Winkle. It's Perry Williams, not

(01:32:14):
Perry Winkle, Perry Como Como?You thank some of my favorite Christmas Carol.
What's your favorite song from Perry Cuomo? Mister Gilbert, My favorite Perry
Como song is Born Free? Ohcould you give us? I think that
might be Andy Williams. Wait aminute, it might be Andy Williams.
Oh. By the way, AnneRodney says, we love Ins and did

(01:32:38):
just want another big big fan ofyours? Ins? Just say you know
how do I thank him? AndGilbert's voice? Do I thank evern Gilbert
Joy? So, Gilbert, canyou give us a couple of lines from
the Andy Williams born free, bornfree, as free as the wind blows,
as free as the grass grows.You're born free. I can tell

(01:33:00):
you. I tell you kill butgrass the wind blows. That's about time.
Oh listen, listen, Oh theway we were? Oh, can
we get a couple of ones?I know you know that? If I
know you know the way, it'svery cool, the way we were talking.

(01:33:21):
We could talk over it. Don'tworry. You can tell you if
you know this song, Gilbert smile. I had no idea Perry Chomo did
this song the way we were?I picture Bobera's tic singing this. Oh
my god, it's fantastic. Didhe write this sort of shape? That's
a good question. No, Ithink it's his got Kilbert? Or has

(01:33:45):
time rewritten every line? Oh youremember that? Look at that? If
we had the chance to do itall again? Could will me? Would?
We could? Would we? Could? We? Could? We?
I think we shouldn't. He's gotit, presion. I vote no.

(01:34:09):
I vote no for bringing it allback again. Yeah, I agree with
you. Screw that. Why didyou pick this very calm home get so
many songs? Because I reckonize theway we were, the way we were.
Why shouldn't not the way we shouldhave been. My mother used to
sing the song all the time,rather feeling in the house. Oh that's

(01:34:33):
the soul. My mother used tosing, Please put that one, nothing
more trying to check out feelings.I can't even sing that note. Is
this feelings? Okay it's not themost popular, but you know, you're

(01:34:53):
bringing back memories. My mother usedto be in her, in her,
in her, in a skirt andeverything else that she used to vacuum and
you'd have Perry Cuomo on the background. To me, I'm actually getting a
little set about it. She usedto move because yes, wait a minute,
and let's just bringing back memories.I have feelings, she has feel
we've found the spot. I'm tellingyou. So you want to do his

(01:35:15):
twice some whole way. She usedto sit there and vacuum and go feelings,
nothing more than feeling. My motherused to come back to them dentists
to go filling, nothing more thanfilling, trying to forget. I don't
know, but yeah, man,God, thank you, Let thank you.

(01:35:36):
May you may love you get thatlove love, And you know,
I gotta say something. I knowthe last few weeks I've been on your
nerves a little bit. And I'vebeen great man. Wow, that's not
that I know I've been. Iknow I've been greating at you, but

(01:35:59):
I had to tell you I've beenseriously trying to produce a good show around
all of our talents. And youknow what I mean. I know I'm
a decent interviewer. And a Jewishman dies and gets to the pearly game.
Here we go gohead, Yeah,Gilbert, he asked, Saint Saint
Peter Peters. Now this is aGilbert GUFLI go, everybody, here we

(01:36:21):
go. Man finds a lamp onthe beach. He rubs the lamp,
out comes a genie. The geniesays, I'd like to grant you one
wish, and he goes, okay, he goes, I'm Jewish. He
goes, and I'd like to wish. Here's a map. I want to
show you this is the Middle East. I want that to be peace forever

(01:36:42):
in the Middle East and the andthe genie says, that's too difficult to
task. I don't think I cangrant that wish anything else. I will
gladly grant you a wit that wishand he goes, okay, I've been
married for fifty years, not oncehas my wife given me a job.
I would like my wife to giveme a blow job. And he goes,

(01:37:03):
hold on a second, let mesee that map again. But so,
my cousin, Vinnie, that's sogood. So my cousin's telling me
that my my mother's my mother's madesong so true you can't get a blow

(01:37:30):
job. So my my my cousin, Vinnie's telling me that my my wife,
my mother's favorite song was we areFamily. We are Family at aur
family at all these birthday get togethereverybody used to get together. We'd play
that fucking dance like it was goingout of style, the all night playing.
We we'd end to all the partieswith that song all the time.

(01:37:51):
Well, we used to change.We used to do the same thing and
change the lyrics from family to CannisDracy's We are Cannis Dracy's. Oh there
you go, it doesn't even fit. Yes, we made it fit.
Oh you gotta see the ending song. So I've gotten rid of Rihanna.
Were the canis Jacy's that would work? Well, that's what I just said.
No that's not all you said.Look, Greg d Philippo wants to

(01:38:12):
know my growing over RaaS are yougrowing overreach? Because I started crying.
He got a little for clamp,he got the clown clamped. You would
the lamp. I wish Jewish inmy last life. You know, I
think I didn't swallow back then.Hell, oh boy, we got about
five or six minutes left before wegotta go. We'll see that on TIGE.

(01:38:36):
Yeah. Really, we can't evenget we can't even get on Optimum
R rated. And you were becauseyou bad on this show. You were
bed right, you know, Iknow we see too many curses. I
know you got a potty mouth.What's your favorite sexual position? When you
masturbate? Which can do you useit? Do you use a toy?

(01:38:59):
I like to put that on Optimal? Oh yeah, yes, Bobby,
you'll be you off real quick,dripped. I was skiing, what do
you got on? What do you? Oh? Richie? Didn't hear that
one? Richie? Did you hearthe one about the two guys skiing that

(01:39:19):
they went, oh no, aright next time, next time? Yeah,
it was done already. I seeyou're just basically given it to us
right now. Well, I thinkyou're not gonna bring it up in five
minutes ago on the Chiller. Ijust saw him up on my uh my
tube here I thought I played,there will be no trumpeting. Most I

(01:39:39):
have never fans upset about this.How does that happen? How do you
have these guys jumping up and downbecause Puerto Rico wins? Or was it
the Dominicant? I'll be honest withyou, and he fucking rips his acl
Here's what here's what happened. Guys. You're not in your top optimal shape

(01:40:00):
in March when you're going out andputting out maximum, maximum optimal effort to
pitch a game that you consider moreimportant than the World Series, according to
some of these guys, which ispathetic, they say, because they're not
paying thirty million dollars for you toplay in the WBC. But that's okay
whatever for my country. I gottawin from my country. It's more important
what country. First of all,is where do we go a country?

(01:40:20):
Toking me, I don't know,it's not, but anyway, territory.
So anyway, he goes out,He goes out there and he's putting everything
he's got into every pitch when youshould be working out spring training, getting
all the bugs, doing some runningpitching NINNINGA two. Don't put your max
effort out there, get yourself readyfor the season because the team's counting on

(01:40:40):
you. And people fought season ticketsto hear the trumpets and Edwin Diaz a
city field, but they're not gonnahear the trumpets at Edwin Daz at the
city field because he tore his kneeright, And why did he terristate?
Because he's putting out maximum effort intopitches when he's not ready to do that.
Then he jumps up and down afterthe game. And what was gonna
snap? Probably even if there wasa tennyway, it was gonna snap because

(01:41:03):
there had to be something wrong.It was something he did well. He
was that with that amount of effortat that time of the year, which
he had already done something. Hehad already done something. That's why when
you jump up and down, justjump up down and tell your patel ten
then I don't I don't think.So yeah, all right, all right,
um there we're good. All right, So let's recaptain Knights. So

(01:41:27):
we had, uh, there wego. We had Jim Ferry Coach of
the Year in BC University of Maryland, Baltimore, County. We enjoyed a
good time with him. We hadMandy Jones on for the ten foot at
ten foot ten. We had Trumpon for a little uh you know,
a special report from our logo.We had Gilbert. We had Gilbert Godfried

(01:41:49):
on tonight who joined us, whichwe love Gilbert. We haven't you know,
we haven't spoken to and I'm hopingone of these people picks it out
one of these days. Is missa low from from w GBB. You
know, I got a friend requestfrom on Facebook four who Trevor? Yeah,
me too, Trevor's been listening.Trevor listened two weeks ago. I

(01:42:10):
said, good, yeah, man, all producer man. That's how he
used to say about this all thetime. He's going, hey, Trevor,
how he's sounding over there? Youguys sound good? Good, so
Bob as part of your requests thesame thing. After twelve years, I've
gotten rid of our non song.Could you rewind this song please? This
is our new song. You knowwhat. I didn't realize this was going

(01:42:30):
to be a glorious day, butnow it is, it's gone. I
would have been in the better moodan hour we go with Tate McCrae.
Now she's gonna join us every night. Here we go. So I,
how do you like that song ofthe way You're moving like a fruit?
I'm rooting like but there's a sectionhe's moving. There's a reason, like
all of Jello, there's a reasonbehind this song. And Richie will show

(01:42:55):
you a little bit. But forthe great and powerful Bobby Inns forty one
in Zarello ins for you one dotcom. Thank you Bobby for just entertaining
us as thank you for having me. Yes, I appreciate it. For
tea Time with Teresa, who hasPerry Williams Perry Wiggins behind the monkey.
Now I know why she bought themonster, stealing, stealing the show?

(01:43:16):
Can I win her outfit? Bythe way, everybody loves you your healing
her show in the comment Catch TeaTime with Teresa on This Network tomorrow night
Strong on TV. She's also onOptimum ten am on Saturdays where they don't
curse and it's very Vanilla. Boughtup a strong air music director and back
after a week hiatus. Richard Zarelliwho was joined Who joined us tonight,

(01:43:39):
Richard Oh. Plenty of people joinedus besides Jim Ferry Uh, Greg d
Philippo, the Great Bobby Lessarah backhere from strong al on TV. Hold
on tonight. We want to tellyou, Bobby, we love you very
much. You're doing a fantastic joband we're here for you. Bobby viewed
us to come hang out with you. Even if you want me to come
sit with you one night, Iwill because I like to see when he

(01:44:00):
does know who who and Rathne LuckyDelaney check it in dot Chris Smith,
uh, Kristen Danko, Oh yesshe's a comedian. Yes, tuning in
tonight very much, all right.Sean Connolly, Oh, Sean yes.
Taking a break from the Double Oseven movie, Tay Filikstucci turning in tonight,

(01:44:27):
who wasn't short? Sean Connolly wastalking about Sean, we got one
guy to might come back. That'smy bad, all right? Well,
Judy Nisus checking in tonight. NiceNandy Jones of course, with a great
job on the ten at ten whichthe ten thirteen, Michelle asked us Sidney
Savelle and of course, my fellowcowboy fan vide baron, here we go,

(01:44:48):
here we go, it's grass aday yet that in right, there
we go everybody, it's grass aDay, kN with the song because of
the song. It's grady, youknow, I like the dead silence.
It's grass a Day that sounds likethat song by tense C. I'm not

(01:45:12):
it's grabs a daybody. I wentpast it all right for Bobby Less Sarah
from Strong Old TV Strong Old tvdot com. For the transportation company Gotham
Goldgrass dot com and ins forty onedot com because one of my buddies complained
that we never promoted we are afully uh functional transportation company. You need

(01:45:34):
a bus, you need a van, need a limit that day you find
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If you need a car that's gotfour wheels and were and runs,
calls forty one dot com or GothamGoldgrass dot com for coach Jim Ferry from

(01:45:55):
Mandy Jones, Teresa Farrell, Bobbyand Zarello Richard Zarelli for me Anthony Grazzi
day. Remember, folks, treateverybody with love or respect. You know,
we're now at the shootout point ofthis hockey game. I mean we're
at leven o three. Please payit forward next week we're hoping to have
Hollywood producer Tony Carey, and ina couple of weeks, we're hoping to

(01:46:18):
have Jackie the joke Man, Martlingfor Teresa, for Bobby, for Richie,
for Bobby Less, Sarah ins Sidefor everybody on Facebook, thank you
very much, good night, Godbless and had everybody. Thanks for tuning
in and treat people like shit likeI do. Please,

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