Limo Talk - Season 2, Episode 6 - Limo Talk

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She's funny. She always seems likeshe's telling me joke. Tell a bunch
of people. She doesn't get youright. The HI tell us where we're

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on. What we're on, However, on HI, let all talk,
it's me NS forty one, Nforty one dot com, Gotham, Goldgras
dot com, strong Out TV dotcom. We'll just talk and have a
conversation with Teresa. We have thewhole day night, no introduction. Yeah,

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I put music in the background andhe's playing a little music. It's
not what I'm saying. We hadno intro, no no intro tonight right,
all right, so you wanted itright away, we just glide right
into it. No, you seethe why is keep getting closed. What
I'm saying is you play the intromusic, play the whole fucking thing,
but don't put on that stupid fuckingpicture him the whole stupid thing with you

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with the fucking rapidy is in hisfucking head, and and me and and
Rich looking like a like a oneof the our gang kids speaking speaking and
uh and you you your glasses looklike two chicklets on your Yeah, And
I'm like, I gotta look atthis. The whole time when you want
to put the show on. Iwant people to tune in and say,
oh, there's Bobby, there's there'sgross And they could hear the warm up,

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they could hear the thing, gettheir drink, get ready, and
and see it. I agree,and see us. But to sit there
and look at that fucking picture,all right, which, by the way,
much as I'm knocking that picture,this new picture, it's fantastic,
we like, it's really nice.This was a great job right here.
I like this picture. And bythe way, I don't always wear an

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Ushers vest or a security vest whenI come here. This is I just
left ubs. The Practical Joker Showjust ended it like seven o'clock and I
got out of there at eight twenty. So that was fun. But uh
yeah, they told stories. Theytell stories the whole night, and they
had seven thousand people seven well,seven thousand people is a lot of people

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for people just coming to watch aguy, a bunch of guys do a
TV show. I agree, Soit was. It was a good crowd
and they really enjoyed it. Igotta say, these guys are fun.
But it's like if me, youand Rich went and got up on stage
and did our thing on stage,although I mean I'll definitely tip the hat
to them and say that they're alot more polished and they have a lot

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more material to do to bring upand talk about. But we, uh,
we could do it. We coulddo something like that. I like
the concept it. They told alot of stories. They did the April
sixth little You can do the littleconcept at Murders and Farmingdale for the Farmingdale
Green doors. You don't forget onApril. That's right, Um, we
have a show at Mr Yes MerseYes and what town is that's gonna be

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eight o'clock? What town is that? It's farming What town is that eight
o'clock? It's just where is merseeight o'clock, Vomingdale, Farmingdale. Yeah,
it's on the route route Fulton Street. It's on Fulton Street. What
street has he done? Eight o'clock? You're the host, you'll be busting

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my balls. Who's gonna be onthis show? Mrs Billy Guyer eight o'clock
five haven't pulled up yet? Who'ssitting in our audience at Christen Tinsley eight
sixty sixty Justin McDonald and Michael Zimmermanhe'd be audim zim woman jokes about them

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for several years ago. And thencan anybody hear me in the bar um
all night? Like? So Ilike the three people who could hear him
up front of the left and hystericallyand everybody's going, what are they laughing
at? Is he talking? Ishe warming up? No? But it

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was but tonight was was fun.It was like, good, I get
there at three fifteen, all right, punch in ready, three thirty four
o'clock. Doors open early Sunday.It's great. So um, I look
at the sheet. I got asheet from what the whole night was gonna
be. I looked at it wassupposed to be sixty seven hundred people look
like yeah, maybe seven whatever,Right, So they don't open the top.

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They open up the lower area ofthe bowl what they call and the
floor. So um it was.You know, the seats in the one
hun rids were half full half wayup, and then the floor was filled
and they come right out and theystarted doing that thing. They run out
on stage and they started doing thisshow. And the first thing they talked

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about was the wig. Murr alwayswears the wig, and it was que
was his hair and he shaved off, He cut off the hair and they
made a wig out of it.And I found out that the wig costs
ten thousand dollars to make ten thousanddollars to make a wig out of his

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fucking hair. But they're making jokesabout how, you know, there's a
lot of a lot of weed inthat hair. Everything that Q did while
he was while he was in thathair, he's now walking around with it.
You know, it's kind of afunny concept. We think about you
wearing someone else's hair and if theywere you know, no, mur there's
three. There's Murr, the skinnyguy, there's the guy who I think

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is very funny, style, andQ. And they didn't get rid of
Joey Gatto. He was actually thefunniest one of them all. And he's
gone. I don't know. Everybody'stelling me it's because of some personal thing
going on in his life, butI don't even want to get into the
speculation on that. But they werefun. They were a lot of fun.
A lot of people were like,oh, the show stupid. It's
like, you know, they justsit there and talk. Well, that's

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what you bought the ticket for,that's what they do. On this show.
They're not gonna do pranks on peoplein the audience. I mean,
so it was just them telling storiesabout things they did to each other.
That's basically what it really came downto. The stories about the hair.
There was stories about Murder's wedding andthat he hired smash Mouth to do his
wedding, to do a song.The guy showed up drunk. The fucking

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guy from smash Mouth shows up drunk, and he didn't remember the name the
worst of his own songs, andthen um, you know, stuff like
you know, just good stories.It was just funny. He's a funny
guy. My wife went to schoolwith one of them, I think a
sound and well they're all from StatenIsland, of those guys from nothing.

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They've been doing it a long timenow. So we gotta do shit like
that. You know, we're gonnado pranks. We're gonna play pranks on
on the UH, on our listeners. So somebody, actually football is asking,
all right, I just explained this, fucking Greg Man. This is
the this is the this is theYeah. I mean, people is shooting

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at me at UH at ubs,but this is our fucking uniform, right,
So I go there when we firststarted, when the place first opened.
The security staff I don't know whosat in on the meetings and come
up with this ship, but theyhad to decide on what the uniform was
going to be. Now, Iwork at Madison Square Garden and you know
them well that the Madison Square Gardenbecause I wore it here. The Madison

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Square Garden uniform is a classy lookinguniform. It's a blazer, a tie,
white shirt like this, and yougot your tie and you wear black
pants and and you look nice,you know, so why are we not
on? So then? Um,okay, so so you you wear the

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uniform nest so that you know,UBS now has an opportunity to come up
with a really cool uniform. AndI'm thinking they're gonna pattered themselves the brand
new plays and patter themselves after thebest arena in the world, which is
the Garden, and maybe come upwith a look like that. They came
up with. Um security was wearingred red vest. So we looked like

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we were working at Kmart. Allright, we look like we're we're in
the produce highly Kmart and uh,we're doing sound check in the middle of
the show. Folks. Uh,it's my Micah, it's just it's just
arg Yeah. So we'll be backafter these microphone messages. But anyway,

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so the thing is, Um,they came up with these red vests.
So now we're wearing red vests andit was just a red vest with the
white shirt, and guest services iswearing black vests with the white shirt.
And I'm thinking to myself, whyare we wearing the red vest when they
should be wearing the red vest.So they did, they flipped it.
And now but I'm thinking to myselftoo, why are we wearing vests at

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all? Why don't we just weara nice ubs shirt. Dude, we'll
find out, Bob, it's working, right. Um, I think you
look very handsome. It's nice lookon you. You do look good.
Good luck. So anyway, sono, I'm not wearing a bulletproof vesta
Also, he has one more questionmarks he'd like to ask, Um,

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did I did I show up theother night Saturday night to come watch you
perform? And where did you endup shoving up? Yeah? I did
great? Yeah yeah Greg. Ifyou didn't come, I knocked it out
of the park. It was amazingand as a matter of fact, I
got a lot of contract office andshit like that to do shows you killed.

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They want me to come on andsmack the shit out of Will Smith
at the Oscars tonight, but Isaid, no, I have to do
Limo talk. So you know,I have a lot of offers now.
But um ship listen all kidding aside. I know for a factor I was

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gonna be fucking hysterical. Guys,you missed the greatest show in the world
because but I know you were gonnakill him. I know, I just
nobody atmosphere, but you were gonnakill well, we would next time.
You know. The thing is whenI get my opportunities to work at the
ubs garden or whatever. And likeI said, I weighed out, and
I'm sitting there going all right.So I'm gonna sit there and say,

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um, I'm gonna blow off workwhen I you know, come one hundred
bucks fate before seven minutes for sevenminutes at Governors and and and luckily maybe
if I walk out of there witha drink and twenty bucks, you know,
would you get out of the Teresawasn't given it a dime out?

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Oh ye yeah? Would you getall? Right? So you don't want
Teresa you again. I'm asking whatyou got, I'm asking what you got.
You don't want to divulge your lucrativedeal. Oh get a hundred?
Did you get over a hundred?No? No, no, no,
no, you're in the audience tillfurther. Did you get over a hundred

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dollars? Can I critique? Areyou nervous about me critique? And I'm
gonna say something nice? Don't worryabout it. No, I had I
had to tell you. I thoughtyou killed I thought you did very well.
I thought Kristen was a great host. I thought Kathy Alan, who

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kicked it out of the park,kicked it, didn't knock it. Yeah,
she knocked it out of the park. What I did notice from the
other comedians is they focused on thatmiddle table. There was one lady that
was constantly talking to the middle toeach comedian that was coming up there all
night long. She talked to RockOberrello, she talked to the marine.
What was the marine's name? Yeah, no, but it's just what it

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did was it took away from theIt took away from the audience a little
bit. So when I turned afterthe show and I said, wow,
Terca really did good. And Tommyand Paul'sari, who is Bobby's friend,
was behind me. I turned around, I go, I give it a
B. She goes, you knowwhat, she goes. I give it
a B plus. I said,Okay. The overall, Yeah, the
overall was it was a B.I just think that the comedians Teresa is

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anything like me. It's like,how did I do? Everybody else?
I don't give a shit. Yeah, Tercia, you killed and you made
it, you made You brought alot of life. I think I think
Katy Arnold brought a lot of life. Kristen was a good time. Listen,
nobody ball were a good time calledKristen nobody bombed. But I just
think that they focused on this onegirl in the middle of the place,

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and she was and she was dictating. Yeah, but I think he was
a little nervous. He's not really, He's he's trying. What's his name
Kinsburg? Right? What's his firstname? Nick Ginsburg? Are you ignoring

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me because I'm saying his name?Yeah, I don't. He took a
shirt over the four. Yeah,he had a good Yeah, he's got
a nice he's got a nice body. I'm not I'm not saying that that's
what we come down the foy watchthis. No, I go all right,

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good, So I'm glad I didn'tgo all right, I'm glad.
Well, well, you know whatyou had? You had like eight people
sitting in the corner waiting to seeyou that night. So I had eight
people in the corner. Yeah,and if they only knew the good shit,
I was gonna say yeah. AndI think by the way that the

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room, how I was seeing it, I was actually quite prepared for that
night. But would you know,Katy's a natural. I like Caty Arnold.
I think she's she does very well. I think you have. You
have progressed phenomenally from where you area few years. You know, the
up becoming star. No, whatdo you call that? Fucking what was

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it? Uh? American idol?Everybody come up and watching these people singing,
and I say, this girl sucks, that guy sucks, this guy
blows. This is horrible, thisis oh my god, that's just talent.
You're gonna be a star. You'regonna be a star. And it's
like, who's gonna be a fuckingstar? Be yourself, Just be true
to yourself, and you're gonna bea star, and I'm like, I
hate this fucking show. So Iwas going back to one paulob Duel and

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Simon, who was at least honest. I'm gonna say that was god awful.
You know that was you just boring? You know, I'd be like,
yeah, Simon, I love Simon. Simon's great. And the other
one was, um uh, youknow Jackson, who yo, dog,
you know we're gonna listen to checkit out. Dog. You know.
The only one you got an honestanswer out was it was Simon and Paul

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loved. Everybody's like, she's smokingbong hits and ship well she's waiting for
them to finish singing, and shego, hey, that was good.
You you gonta be a sun,be a real suh, Like, what
the fuck is this? So theyreplaced them and they got what Steven Tyler,
Jennifer Lopez, and and then itgot yeah, I said, nickins
So I'm in the middle of thestory. We're gonna yell out, Nick
Kins. I didn't what the fuck? Oh excuse me, let me interrupt.

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What I was saying, Nick Ginsburg, is that who it was?
Okay, Hey, we worried we'vehad a Yeah, it's it's a night.
It's like there's there's like one onespeed bump after the other one.
Wait a minute, there, don'tbe considering me a speed bump. Okay,

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speed bump, you're a fucking pothole. Oh you know what, Well,
here's what's going on from the pothole. Richie Zarelli is not a hit
with us tonight. Richie's in Courtlandfollowing his son on his baseball endeavors.
Does the kid know he's watching,Yes, he does, all the way.
I think he went to Florida.The kid pitched to two batters yesterday.

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He got struck, one guy outand the guy got a hit,
and that was why they pulled himout. After that he gave up a
hit. Get out here, tellyou father to go home now, said
he goes all the way to wearI think he's in Florida, watched went
to flaw Nick is in South Carolinaright now for playing for NASSA, paying
for NASA. Nice. Were theyplaying against the teams? I forgot how

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they played. I don't even knowthat they're playing. They might be in
the World Baseball Classic role I know, I don't even know. Vito Freesha
by the way. A little shoutout to my Valley stream friend Vito.
She Fisha is playing for a teamItaly. I saw that and I'm rooting
for them. You see the playthat third basement? Are you having been
walking at? Vito is playing.He got on the team Mike Piance as

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the manager, and Vito is onteam Italy is in the Philadelphia Phillies system,
and he played for one of mycolts teams in the Valley Streaming Baseball
League the years. And Rodney says, she misses Ritchie, but she's looking
forward to tea time. Coming onNicole n Ryan. I got it right,

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She's coming on. She's she's gonnado the ten at ten tonight.
You were worried about pronouncing Nicole.Yes, well, supposedly she had a
couple of changing names or something likethat. I don't know. All I
know is I Nicole the Ryan.Yeah, I will ask you that.
You know what, We're pretty honestabout different things. She's coming on.
Renee for days is supposed to becoming on tonight. Renee supposed to give
us a call because he's angry becauseduring the Murger's Night I didn't put him

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on there. I forgot all abouthim and pulled Michael Zimma. Was he
there? No, he was supposedto put him on the show forming April
sixth, and I forgot. Ialready promised him that, and he goes,
are you out of your mind?So he's not too happy. So
Renee flent Days might give us acall tonight. So check it out,
dog, check it out? Dog? So him, anyway, what have

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you been doing? What did youdo this week? I just got back
from Teresa. It was a goldenGinsberg. Yeah, come on, you
can might as well come up andhang out with us. So it's going
to change change. Oh you knowwhat, Teresa, let me tell you
something. Don't get me angry becauseI've been tempted to fucking show up on
your show and just PLoP my ass. You can be to h It's Teresa

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Farrell from teap Time with Teresa.She's dressed in her Oscar's best. Tonight
she'll be snuggling up to Bobby thewhole evening. Get my one name your
fucking out. Jimmy did a greatopening for the Oscars tonight. We don't
know that, Jimmy Kimmel. Yes, I just read something somebody said,

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Jimmy Kimmel sucks and he was fuckinghorrible. No, no, it was
good. It was good. Youknow, Hold on a second, folk,
share the show. Barton's funny asyour writers, right, okay,
please please, everybody tried not tostep on anybody tonight. That's the rule.

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That's the rule. Please share theshow everyone. We will be back
probably next week. Looks like Richiewill be back. Teresa will not be
here, but she might be partof the ten at ten for ten because
we want to have a broad onevery week abroad. Ons like why am
I getting myself? Who said?This night? Hello? Greg? All

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right? Well, anyway, PeterBarton wrote, he put on his page,
Peter Barton was in the movie Halloween. Yeah, and he was in
a couple. He was in asoap operas and he was an actor.
So he was from Valley Stream,from Franklin Square. Actually, and don't
act like you're wasting Teresa. Couldyou share the show? We seem to

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do well when you share for us, so he said, he goes,
I saw two minutes to Jimmy Kimmel, I'm out, I'm done. Why?
Yeah, I don't think Jimmy himwas funny either some of the writing
was funny. I'm gonna say someof it was. Let's not just throw
compliments out when they don't deserve.I'm just I don't really like awards shows
any I don't either hate ward shows. I won't watch them. Yeah,
I think it's all who well,you know, it's women are looking for

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the fashion. You know, we'relooking to see who's waving what you know
seems to be cleavage is the subject. This is what really gets me about
the whole women thing. Right,women with their what's in their opinions.
They don't want to be looked athis sex objects. They want to be
treated about sexual you see how youshould. But the thing is, then

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then they get all upset when somebodysays something sexual about them. Yet,
if you watch TikTok, if youwatch any videos that are on fucking Instagram,
all over Instagram, they're just showingoff their asses, bear this,
bear that, tape and tape beingon them. They're in a fashion show

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and all they got is tape aroundtheir tops. So you tell me,
you see almost every what mix signaland fucking explain this to me. What
mix signal are we sending people thatyou you don't make comments, you don't
say anything. You don't you don'tact like that woman is a sex object
or anything like that. But thenthey're gonna do all this shit all day
long. You will. You willgo through TikTok right now, you'll see

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about thirty videos, fresh brand new, from the last hour, of some
women bending, you know, spreadingtheir legs, bending over something whatever the
fuck with their shirts open. Allright, I mean, come on,
send the real message. If yougot a message, send it to it.
Don't fucking bullshit me. I'm sickof this ship so that you don't

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even watch it at all? Right, of course I do. I watch
hours a day. I always talkingmore of the Oscars. I'm driving around
all day. I'm like, whoaanother one? Oh no, it's just
uh in the Oscars. I havenot watched the Oscars. It's so fucked
up that last year I did,though, and last year I tuned in.

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I happened to be talking to somebodyon the phone and I'm sitting in
my room and I turned it onand I was like, oh, the
Oscars wrong, because what we werereally looking to watch was American Idol,
which I fucking can't believe either.I watch, but so I put all
the oscars on and I'm watching andChris Rock. I love Chris Rock.
He goes up on the stage andhe starts doing his stick and I sit
there thinking to myself, how longwill it be this is what I do.

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How long will it be before ChrisRock makes some sort of racial joke
go ahead, wait? But hedidn't all I heard him say. He
goes he's saying a load of somepeople in the audience, and he goes,
hey, he goes Jade, Jadeis up in Smith. He goes,
g I Jane number Gee, IJane too? Can't wait right right?
And I'm like, oh, that'spretty funny, and Will laughed his

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ask him laugh until he turned andlooked at her and she didn't look too
happy. Yeah, a little alittle bald head. And then and then
he walks up the stage like he'smissed. A tough guy protecting his wife.
It was all orchestrated in his fuckingdouchebag head just to go up there
and smack Chris Rock. Is he'sgonna show his wife that he's a manly

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man who could just knock out anybodywho says anything bad. The only reason
he went up to Chris Rock.He would never have done something like that
to a guy like Dave Chappell becauseDave Chappelle would have planted him. But
Chris Rock is a little guy.He's like a black Danny DeVito. Well,
you know, and he fucking knockshim in the head. Well on
his special, he said, youknow, he played Muhammad Ali, I

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played Poogie and you know, Imean, question was great. He's he's
he's a great comedian. Everybody goes. Everybody fucking knows. Yes, it
happened. I got smalling a yearago on your last week. I've got

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smacked in the fucking hospits by thebook people. I didn't hurt. It's
still hurts. I got summer timebringing to my hand, trumbles, flee.

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But I'm not a victim. Baby. You will never see me on
Old Frog Girl Crime. You willnever see never thought believe it that I
love black. No, it's nevergonna happen. No, fuck that shit.
I took that hit like back.He so he came back hard on

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him. Yeah, but wait aminute. He didn't say a word the
next day, didn't say a wordthe next week, or the next month.
Waited a whole fucking year until hewas doing his net big Flix uh
special, which is that in herhometown, but in her hometown, but
that he always does stuff in thattown anyway. But he waited, and
I give him a lot of creditfor waiting. I also give him a
lot of credit for being smart enoughto wait a year until the oscars were

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coming on the next week, andhe fucking did his response. If I'm
correct, he got paid forty milliondollars for that, and two hundred and
seventy million people tuned in't live thatnight. All I know is they were
talking about around the water cooler theentire of course. You know, I
think he I think he responded perfectly. So I think he think I think

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that. I think that at theending when he goes, you know,
let's talk about s shook Smith's that'sa great one. That's a fucking great
The funny thing is, um,you know, Will Smith actually made a
total asshole out of himself that night, and it was all fake. Wasn't
real emotion. It was real.Let me show my wife I'm somebody.
Let me show my wife I'm manly. Let me show my wife I'm something

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that's gonna protect her, like sheneeded protection. He could have yelled out
from his seat, you know,hey, shut the ball up, asshole,
or something like that, and peoplewould have been laughing or whatever.
But got later on talk to her, and he'll talk to him and say,
you know that wasn't right. Youfucking make fun of my life.
You know she's got a fucking uhshe needs to chee a pet on the
fucking head. She you know,you know she can't. She knows she

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can't grow hair. Whatever the fuckit is. I don't think he even
knew there was a condition, butwhatever. So um, the thing is
that whole thing where he goes,he sits down and he goes, gep
my wife name. I can't notsee him say that now. Anytime I
see him in a movie, Isee his big fucking mouth saying, get

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my name out to a fucking mount. And that's all I can fucking see
when I look at him now.I can't even think of anything you don't
want. There was a lot ofshit going on. They were she was
I think allegedly she was cheating onhim. He mentioned special, he mentioned
it, he said, nothing up. Then we've all been cheated on.
We've all been cheated on, okay, but how many of us interview I'll

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find that. I'll find that.I show the interview. I show the
interview. Yea, she wept withthe son's friend was her son's best friend?
Was a was a from her husbandsaying, no, I had a
moment. I was going through somethingand he said, like listening to them,
So Chris Rock was funny. He'slike, tell us what it was

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like when you started sucking on hisdick and he put the mic. You
know, I'm like, oh mygod, I'll find that boss crazy.
It was crazy. It's it wasfunny as hell that he he did that.
That was like he did that tothe last like ten minutes of his
special And uh, I thought itwas pretty fucking funny that he did.
And I thought it was pretty coolthat he he kind of kept he kept

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quiet about it the whole year,said nothing, said nothing, waiting for
the right moment. I give hima lot of credit for it. And
I really can't stand and I lookat it, and then Will Smith comes
out with a statement saying, I'mhurt, I'm embarrassed, I'm mortified that
he said these things about me whatyou got up out of your seat and
you fucking slapped the guy in theface on national television when a hundred million

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people watching. Everybody called that manbitch. Fucking man call him a bitch,

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and a breakfast club call him abit and a d and the Talk
and the drink champs called him afucking bitch. Everybody called him a bitch.
Shit called his wife president. Everybodycalled him a bitch. He hit
it home. Every nigga he couldbe that a bitch ass ship. It

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was great. If you didn't seeit watching, it's on Netflix. It's
this motherfuck okay whatever. Years ago, his wife said, I should put
in the oste. I should coastbecause her man didn't get nominated for a

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fancy patientest piece of shit ever,got it wrong. Fucking concussion cushion,
shminated cushion gives. That's how hestarted I finishing. That's what happened.

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She said, I'm a fucking broughtas man and quit his job because nominated
cushion. That's it. Sure,Emazy crazy watch it. It's our Netflix.
If you get Netflix, watch it. It's worth. That was very
good. I like the way hecame back at him and really fucking brought
it home like that. So thatwas good ship. But um, that's

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it. That was good ship.Yeah. I don't even I never tried,
but that's brought the most out ofthat that thing I wanted to watch.
I wanted to watch the show nowbecause you never know what's going to
happen. Maybe somebody else's wife.They have crisis teams now, oh yeah
they have. Yeah, yeah,we were going to talk. Well,
it's funny because we were supposed totalk to Tony Carey. He's a Hollywood

(31:15):
producer, friends at Richard as well, right, he knows all all gossip
and what's going on. He sayshe's gonna let us in on some stuff
when he calls in, and supposedlytonight we were supposed to have Jackie to
joke man Martlin tonight, right,but that's waiting in his car. Is
he waiting in the car? Isit a surprise guest from you tonight?
No? No, he's not coming. I think he's going to come next

(31:36):
week for the weekend. I don'tknow. Whenever you come here for sixth
he'll do a show up, showup. Don't be mad at me.
I was. I'm not I'm not. I thought you a little mad at
me because I was critiquing the show. I don't not listen to mate,
I don't get made. What doyou mean, I'm not putting you on

(31:56):
the spot. Don't get a fuckinggood job. It was a good job.
And last night I did another goodjob on Anne Lapoma show in the
gig over room. Didn't you sayit was a little offer. No,
it wasn't awkward at all. Wehad Carl Ocasson was there and John Santo
and Oscar and uh who else?An hosted me Jen it was another older

(32:20):
gentleman. He's not on the flyer, so I can't mention that. I'm
sorry. I only met him lastnight. It was, um, ninety
percent lesbians. Lesbians in the audience. Yes, how do you know that?
Because I mean because everyone had shorthair wearing Um, No, I
mean it was it was because theprevious No, they know, because they

(32:46):
they made it known. It was. It was so I told, so
the audience made it known that theywere all lesbian. Yeah, well,
because Anne Lapuma hosted and it wasa fundraiser, and yeah, yeah it
was. It was a less beingcrowded. It was great. They were
great. So I was like,you know, you know, I went
to college and I wanted that girlon girl college experience. But unfortunately,

(33:15):
you in college, that's when you'reexposed to experiment, you know what I'm
saying. And you're supposed to havethat girl on girl experience in college.
And it didn't happen to me.People, and I don't know why.
I'm kind of cute. I thought, you know, maybe someone would hit
on me eventually. So I saidto them, it didn't happen. But
my first kiss was with the girl. Yeah, I was six, and

(33:42):
so does that count no? Like, no, it doesn't count no.
And then I was telling them,how, wait a minute, you was
six? How what was the girl? She was six? We both saw
eighteen. We were looking girls outbrown. You get away the subject,
all right, all right, Soanyway, I don't want to hear about
your six year old. It countersinto the other. So we knew how

(34:07):
to kiss. You guys practice together. It's six years old to fall learn.
I call it a movie kiss.You know, when you press had
it. They had a double sidedlollips, your lips against each other.
It wasn't like unwrestling, oho,it was just pressing you know you yet?
How many lips is it take againstIt's called the T spot T spot.

(34:28):
I got a T spot, energyspot. I got both. Felix
Verstuccio says, it's true. Iwear beacon stops and I'm a lesbian.
I love women laugh out. Solast night I said, uh, because
An's going, Okay, who heis? Uh? An ell lesbian?

(34:49):
So everyone mads the hands, Okay, who he is? Gay? Gay
man? Right? Who's he is? A T I thought when you first
said, you're like who hears?Like? Who hears it like? She
goes, who's general? General?General means you know, like I guess,
like you're on the cust where you'relike willing or something. So Winnane
walked away. I'm going I getup on stage ago, I'm general,
I'm general. And my mother isvery progressive. She's gonna be eighty five

(35:10):
years old. She said, Theresa, close, close your eyes. A
tongue is the tongue? Oh noway, I'm waiting. If we're waiting
a phone call from the cold marfor the ten at ten, She says,
I called three times in the middleof a story. Here, Bob,
is a line open? Please?Yeah? Well, I want to
stand a ten man anyway. Soeight years ago, eight years ago this

(35:35):
month, I had my brain.I had my brain serve. So I
was telling everybody that, you know, I have two titanium plates. I
get free Wi Fi whatever I go. And if anyone asked the show would
like to come up and touch myhead? They get where'd you get the
brain? Was that the Abbey normalbrain? Yeah? So actually one of

(35:57):
the lesbians came up to me andshe hugged me. She goes, you
was freaking funny. Can I touchyour head? I go, shook it?
Really? Yes, you touched mymy titanium plates, my bumps.
Greg wants to know the next thing, I'm not gonna comp a cheap feel

(36:19):
off. Philip wants to know.Next thing you know, t will be
talking about frozen hot dogs. Howdo you know you're at a gay bob
aque. All the hot dog smelllike tastes like shit. Five one six
nine four five nine zero nine nine. We're expecting a phone call from comedian.

(36:44):
Hello, I'm on the phone.Load of music. You're on the
phone, Nicole and the Ryan.How are you are you? I'm good?
How's ary? This is the gentlemanin the middle is Bobby Ins forty
one in Zarel I think you know, uh tea time at Teresa Teresa foul?
Is that correct? Absolutely? Ido we go way back? Are

(37:07):
you looking forward way back? Areyou looking forward to being the one of
the first people to be in theten for ten at ten? I'm excited.
I have no idea what to expect. I told my parents not to
listen, but everyone else would getinvolved. So um one thing about the

(37:27):
Chris Rock thing, yeah, weahead. I just feel like they had
an opportunity last year because after thatship went down, they came back right
and it was like, all right, how do you clear the air?
And the next presenter to come outwith Pete Diddy, and it was like,
how do you not make a BadBoys for Life joke? Like Pete

(37:47):
Diddy was the one who did thesong for Bad Boys for Life with Will
Smith, and it like, Idon't know, I just felt I think
everybody was just yeah. I honestlydont I thought on the time at the
time that the whole thing was staged. We talked about that. I really
believed it, and I still nottotally nicole. We talked about it because

(38:09):
the money they're making off of thishas been phenomenal. And Chris Rock,
if you really come down to it, was kind of like on a downslide
in his career and now I'm he'smaking more money than even Exactly you have
to go away to come back,as they say that, I'll take that

(38:30):
as a piece of advice for me. Nicole, can I ask a couple
of questions? First, absolutely,do you have like an alter ego or
a different name or something like that, because I was I apologize, but
I know you're Nicole the Ryan.But I also got like a friend request
or something else. I don't know. I'm just asking. So, Nicole

(38:50):
La Monica is my real name?Okay? Um, it's like my my
birth name, M. Nicole thearRyan. I am also in addition to
doing comedy, I am a spitrual healer and Maryan happens to be my
spiritual name, and I've created mywhole business around that side of my life.
So, um, your Italian?Yeah? Yeah? What is that?

(39:15):
Your Italian girl? Yeah? Yeah, I'm Italian Lamonico all the way.
All right? Can we go withthat? We go? Can we
hyphenatepen Ryan? Yeah? Yeah,I like that. Yeah, I did
too. Actually, yeah, maybemaybe, Nicolemonico nine iron. No,

(39:39):
it's nine hours. I just putmyself in m hey. If you cross
me the wrong way, it mightbe nine nine. All right, Nicole,
we're gonna get you ready, readyfor the ten questions at ten for
ten that's actually ten or four allright, so we're gonna take away four
questions? All right? Who's yourfavorite comedian? Nicole? I really like

(40:05):
um Bo Burnham? Who Bo Burnham? I never heard of him? You
never heard of him? Oh mygod, he's amazing. He is.
You gotta you gotta look him burnbomb all right? So Boo Burnham I
never heard of him either. Yeah, where is he in the city?

(40:25):
Or is he he's pretty famous?No, he's got like he's pretty famous.
He's got Netflix specials and he's gotone that's called Inside that he made
during COVID and it's just fucking brilliantand I love him so much. All
Right, Well, I'm gonna lookit up. Well, yeah, we
discovered somebody new tonight that we canlook at and listen to. Bo Burnham.

(40:45):
Thank you, Thank you, NicoleDominico and Rynin's that's gonna stick.
Nicole nine iron all right, secondquestion, sides comedy, what's your favorite
hobby? Eating? Eating? Ilove I love eating. Really, I'm

(41:07):
just kidding. Everybody likes you're We'refucking Italian man. You gotta question.
I know, it's like more.It's part of my whole life though,
but no, I guess my Myother thing besides comedy is the other thing
that I do, which is braikyand yoga and meditation and um ultimate relaxation
sessions, which there are an allface up treatment that is all scalp face

(41:31):
neck can beat, um, hottowels, essential oils. It's super relaxing.
It's just a beautiful session. Andit's who does I guess you say,
an what's that? Where do yougo for this service? He wants
to make an appointment? I dothis service? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(41:53):
I want oils. You want youwant oils, ointments, you want
rocks on you on your back?You want you want like a towel over
your buttocks. You know what I'msaying. A good feeling, you know
what I mean? So that's whatI like, A good feeling by other
time. So I get I performedthose sessions really, so oh wow?

(42:19):
All right, so wait a minute, now an appointment. I'll just say,
you know, Nicole, I don'tknow if my board op is listening
in his in his hotel room inCourtland, or or Bobby less Sarah is
helping us out. But Robert Pickeringbo Burnham was born in nineteen nineties an
American comedian, musician, actor,and filmmaker. His work combines elements of

(42:43):
filmmaking with comedy genres such as music, sketch, and stand up, often
with a dramatic or tragic twist.Would that be the description of bo bow
deedle whatever, Bo Burnham, That'sa perfect description. I mean, this
guy's like thirty years old, yeah, thirty Yeah, it's probably like thirty

(43:05):
four or something. I think,all right, thirty three. Third question,
what's your favorite sports team? Myfavorite sports team? Um, I
don't only have a favorite sport yourboyfriend. Basically another question? Can think
of something else they asked me insteadof next? Say next? All right?
Bonds? Joints or cigars? Cigars? Favorite sexual position? Did you

(43:35):
ask the same girl this last week? It's the same questions all the time.
Go with it, all right,Yes, it's the same question that
you tuned in last week too.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I pay attention. Um, um, you know, I guess the I
don't, I don't know. Iguess you know. Sixty nine. I

(43:59):
thought it was a good time.All right, gets the most out of
them. Go ahead, Bobby,I think gets to the sixty nine.
So much of my angelic thoughts aboutyou. I mean, you were like
you, you're into you go tosixty nine. You don't ask somebody who's
talking about spiritual stuff about that,because they're spiritual numbers. I knew there

(44:22):
had to be something spiritual. It'skill connected. That was the reason why
I picked it, because it's aspiritual number. Either way you look at
it, it doesn't matter if you'reinterpretation. You have to look at it.
He's got to do something with it. You're ready for your other questions,
which I think you'll enjoy when master. When masturba do use your left
hand, your right hand, bothhands, or a toy. Who came

(44:45):
up with these questions? This isa quick legitimate questions for help when masturbating
left hand, right hand, bothhands or toys. Just ask them answer
the question. It's not that hard, Okay, both hands, all right?
Oh god, they both are bothin the same area. I'm not

(45:08):
all I know details. I mean, you got me. You get me
into the question. Now I wantto know your favorite actor. My favorite
actor is um it was actually talented. Let's say. Um, I mean
Meryl Streep is great. Um,go with Meryl Streep. Yeah, all

(45:35):
right, what do you mean youverifying with us Street? She gave you
the answer? Oh my god?All right? Would you like to speak
to Donald Trump? Gilbert Gottfried,mister Lowe from w GBB Radio, or
the pizza man from Farmingdale. Um, I would talk to Trump. I
feel like that would be a funconversation. Hold on a minute. What

(45:59):
did Julie Nation No. Nine ninethat you liked the sixty ninition? I
did like the sixty nine position myself. I think I think I created it.
I did back in the day withmy first wife, one of many,
and we did the sixty nine positionand she liked it. And now
that I find out it's spiritual andit brings me closer to God, I
like it even more. I likeit. I also like doug Ee Dougie.

(46:22):
Oh no, no, I don'twant to know about your sexual position.
I thought you were talking about me. Okay, all right, mister
Trump. We have a nice comedianon the phone. We got Back nine,
the Back nine with nine Domenico,hyphen Ryan, Monica, Manico,
lots of times with Lamnico. Iwanna go with Lamnico. All right,

(46:46):
I like that slogan. Let's giveit a go with La Manica. You
know I need a running mate Johnnyto any for so Trump and Lama La
Manico, give a go to Lamnico. All right, Nicole, Mister Trump
would like to join what like youto join his campaign? I'd like you
ticket, I would love to.There's a lot of things you would like.
I'd thank you, am My pillow. All right, Where do you

(47:09):
see yourself in five years? Infive years, I see myself owning from
property and having cash flow in mypocket and feeling the world through laughter and
and my services of being a raikyhealer. Nice? All right, last

(47:30):
question, Nicole, and thank youvery much for coming on. And before
you get off, please promote yourself. Besides Limo'll Talk, which is this
great show right here, what's yourfavorite podcast? Uh, bust It Open
Um, which is on Serious xM. Yeah, Serious XM and um
It's Busted open It's a wrestling podcastand it's hosted by Bully Ray Dudley.

(47:53):
I know also happened to be amazingand shout out to him. All right,
so where are you gonna be?Tell me tell us where we could
find you, and tell us whereyou're gonna be. How do we make
an appointment for Reiki? So ifyou would like to make a Reggy appointment,
you can message me or you couldtext me at six three one seven

(48:14):
six seven eight two one six.I was too fast six three one way,
Nicole, I got this six threeone seven six, hold on to
call. I got the sixty oneseven six seven eight two one six.
If you'd like Reiky correct, yeah, relaxation session. Okay, you like

(48:35):
Regy sixty nine or Dougie style.Either way. Now you know I'm not
giving you those services. Tell mea little bit about Reiki. I went
a little Reiki. No, it'snot Lucy. It's not Lucy and Ricky,
you, mister Trump. It's Lucyand Reiky. R a k I

(49:00):
I blah blah blah, and I'llbe at I'll be at the Kayak Club
UM on Thursday the sixteenth. UM. Tom Selini is hosting that show.

(49:22):
Kathy Arnold is gonna be on it. Um, I forget who else at
the moment, but it's gonna bea good show that's come out all right.
Well, you last week when wewere going back and forth, you're
like, oh, your show's notthat not that risky. Wasn't that bad?
Right, it wasn't terrible. Areyou gonna come on and do it

(49:44):
again next week with us? No, she's if you change your question,
yeah, I think so. Yeah, Yeah, we're gonna We're gonna.
I gave you a preview of thequestions. You know that, right,
you knew what you were getting yourselfinto. Man, I thought I didn't
know you're gonna have the same thatquestions. We don't change things around it.
Now, we gotta do new questions. Because now somebody listened today,

(50:07):
just like she should be different everyweek. She now knows she would have
known the questions and she would havebeen a head. I'll change it.
When masturbating, do you use yourright hand, your left hand, both
hands, or a toy? How'sthat? I'll change it. That's the
same question. Here's a Gilbert Godfreyjoke that reminds me of go ahead,

(50:30):
Gilbert, will you hey, guysare walking through the woods and they need
a place to stay. Okay,they come upon a bond. The owner
of the bond comes over and hegoes, can I help you guys?
He goes, you know something,We just need a place to sleep.
Our cob broke down and we're walkingthrough the woods. So he goes,
you're welcome to the bed up onthe loft of my bond. You're gonna

(50:52):
have to all sleep together though,Okay, So they get into bed.
The three salesmen get into bed,and they're laying next to each other and
they fall all asleep. In themorning, they wake up and the guy
on the right says, all nightlong, I had a dream some girl
was jerking me off. The guyon the other side says, I had
the same dream. Some girl allnight long was jerking me off. The

(51:15):
guy in the middle says, that'sfunny, I had a dream that all
night long I was skiing, sosilly that sh that is illegitimate, Gil
mcgnfree joke. Uh well, Ihope, I hope you had fun.

(51:39):
Listen, We're at Strong Island Studiosin Massapequa. You ever want to jump
into the audience and hang out withus one night? You more than welcome,
very cool. Thank you so much, you guys, and I hope
your parents are not mad at menow for the bad questions. I hope
so too, thanks to the cuttingthe call against sixty one sixty one on

(52:00):
seven six seven eight two one sixfor meditation, healing and raiky not ricky
right correctly, not racky, allright, racky? Thanks. I want
to get me out of again now. I don't want to change these questions

(52:22):
every week. You need better freakingquestions. Doesn't give me a chance to
tell joke. You want me toget rid of the masturbation. Keep she's
a nice person here, she's askinga question and she answered it. I
thought you can say next question.I thought last week he was a better
one. When when Alfia said,wolf, what's your favorite sexual positions?

(52:43):
If you got to know who youyour target is, you got to know
who you personally talking to. Ilet her you get somebody? Come on?
Do you answer your own questions?Did you answer? Did you answer
your own questions? Good? Ican't even read this ship because when you
cherick, do you use do youuse your right hand? You left hand?
Of both? I use toys?Does a guy need to use toys

(53:08):
for keeping. Tell me what thetoys are a little little less beads and
stuff like that, like the beadsin your ass you are, yeah,
And one thing, he's like,uh, one thing. A guy doesn't
need any fucking toys. The lastthing I heard from I didn't even put

(53:30):
that in the question you threw itin. Okay, I'm answering your question.
I just need someone on the otherend of the phone. Would you
like to know? Which also answersthe question how many hands? But yeah,

(53:50):
how you like? Wow? Wouldyou like being into my favorite sexual
position? Now? Yeah, everyone'sdying to know what's your favorite? Sixty
nine? Really yes? And thentwo fingers in the hinde he makes it
seventy one. Oh god, Iused to have a guy who's to worked
with us ago on one in thepink one and the thing in the pink

(54:13):
one of the sting. Oh god, um, I'm glad you joined us
to night. Yeah. I neverwatching the ask is you know what do
you I like what you yell?Like that? You like that they liked
it last night too. I've doneeverything on my agenda tonight, grab it
up. I got I got somethingI could talk about oh, am,

(54:35):
I allowed to mention murdered by themob. No, yeah, wait,
first we got to talk about thebad boy. No, we're not allowed
to mention bad boy. I'm notmentioned the bad boy the ground because he
gets upset like what I mentioned tome seven did murty with the mob?
Merted by the mob. You shouldcome see it. Come see it.
It's a good show. You'll beat the l a Gyl doing it.

(54:58):
Y'all go bowling out Bourbon Street onMarch thirtieth. Really, yes, you
should come. It's a three coursedinner a show. It's like going to
a wedding. Someone gets whacked andyou got to figure out who did it?
Is this a Tony Walker thing?No, no, no, this

(55:19):
is legit. And I did theshow, the longest running show in Manhattan
twenty seven years. The show hasbeen running. You want to shut it
down and get me on it.No, you should come. You should
definitely come. Because to bring awedding we're always no, you have to
bring a wedding gift, just yourself. But we're always looking for people to
do the show. So I wantto do the show. You should do
the show. Say I want tobe in the show. Greg d Filippo

(55:45):
says, maybe a new uh,maybe a new question should be spit or
swallow. Oh yeah, there's somebodywho's a godly person, whether it's spit
a swallow. He also wanted toknow how much a rubbin tug was.
I know, the Gilbert Cooffrey joke, kick him home, Here we go,
Here we go, Here we go. Hear in the voice, Please

(56:06):
Gilbert. He's cracking up before heeven tells the joke. And he doesn't
do and he don't do that anit's funny. No, it was just
like he comes home, he tellshis father dad, I just got my
first blown job, and he goes, how was it? He goes tasted
like shit. Yeah. Felixercisia says, I thought Gilbert was dead. He's

(56:34):
not. Nobody's not dead here.Wow wow, wow wow. These new
things that you're coming up with,well they just coming out in my head.
I don't know, all right.She reminded me of the joke when
she's when you wrote up the stupidmiss right hand left it and I'm thinking
that's a gil mcoffree joke. Waita minute, right hand left said that

(56:57):
the guy in the middle was Skiskiing. I think it was. I
was like, I think I rememberthis joop. That's how it's like.
I'm throwing it in and Rodney says, very good jokes. She likes very
much. Joke is joining us toladies? How are you? We got
a lot of nice people hanging outwith a s I was like, friends
toast joke, Well you got more, don't I just told it before.

(57:23):
Mother's in the kitchen, the kidscome down, the father sitting at the
table, and she goes, Johnny, what would you like for breakfast?
And he goes, I want somefucking friend's toast? And she goes,
how dare you talk? Like?Just a smacking? The father beats them,
smacks the shit out of them,beats him up, sends him up
to his room, goes back upthere, wax him with a baseball bat

(57:44):
and says, don't have to talklike that at our table again. Fuck
yeah, talking like that? Comesdownstairs and she goes, Okay, Jimmy,
what do you want for breakfast?Well? I sure as hell don't
want the fucking friend's toast. Ohsee what Richie's not around? We go

(58:07):
in different directions. Richard'll be like, what's from my French doos. Why
don't you like French dows? Frenchhost is good? Oh my god,
soda, let you take over myagenda. I have tea well tea time
tomorrow night at eight o'clock. Ihave a beautiful producer and actress matal Maytal

(58:29):
Angels fucking same shits, something different, you keep every week. It's gonna
be a great show. I'm gonnahave a she's great. We're gonna be
talking about her sitcom that she's doing, uh with my friend George and uh.
And she travels the world. She'soriginally from Israel, born in Israel.

(58:50):
She served in the Israeli Army.This girl could kick your ass.
Okay, get down. Every weekit's the same ship, sling beyond belief.
An incredible, amazing person. She'sso funny. It's the most incredible
show. Gotta be a great show. It's like on the Night Show,
The Tonight Show, Johnny Co.We got a great show for every night.

(59:14):
Great show tonight. You got areal treat for you tonight. We
got a great show. Eat tonight. Every night's a great show. It's
a great every every I want tohear somebody say tonight shows. Eh.
She she did that when I wason there's this Dick's coming on this week
put his feet up there. Yeah, yeah, we gotta guess coming on
soon. Ah yeah, it's gonnabe a What I do notice is you're

(59:35):
always every every Friday night putting onyour Optimum. If you'd like to joy,
if you like to see me onOptimum, you can see me at
ten am. I do that everySaturday morning. I know, I know
I'm not. And it's eleven am, Channel twenty. All right, listen.
Yesterday I tuned into Channel twenty ateleven am and I saw a show

(01:00:00):
from here. I also saw CaptainSplash on the Oh Captain Splash listen first
of all, and I was freakedout because I just woke up and I
already, you know, I wasalready like tired and shit like that shows
on in the afternoon. It wason at eleven o'clock or maybe it was
a commercial. It was probably commerciala week. Yes, I woke up.
I'm rubbing my eyes. I'm like, fucking Captain Splash. The fuck

(01:00:22):
she's wearing the hat, the wholeuniform. I'm in my living room.
She's in my fucking living room.She's all right, Oh yeah, we
hope she's all right. So againMarch thirtieth, I'm inviting you both.
You should definitely come seven to tenBourbon Street, Bayside. Come. One
of my clients owns that place.Really. Oh, it's very talented.

(01:00:45):
He's very talented. Back to theday, it used to be called boy
Instill Boy. Yeah, that's right. Used to go there all the time
they have. Everybody goes there andthey meet for the Met Games over there.
Yeah, they all meet for theMet Games and they think the bus
is back. Speaking of Met Games, have you um gotten any word of
your upcoming schedule? But what Ido happen to do day? Probably doing

(01:01:07):
an open any day. But theum, the um, what do you
call the orientation? Shit is comingup. All that stuff is coming up.
I got March twenty second. Igotta be there. I gotta do
with this class online. It doesa refresh your class every year. What
do you know what day opening dayis for the Mets? I think six.
I don't know. It's actually it'sactually mart year. Yeah, but

(01:01:32):
I don't know the home on that. Oh okay, Chris like me shack
yeah, check, Felix says yousays hello, Joe, Chris Smith,
Hi, Chris and Rodney always joiningus. And you guys look great in
the shirts you and your daughter.Thank you for wearing them. And I
hope the liquor store is doing reallywell. I hope you guys are listening

(01:01:52):
over there. Just so you know. There's a cell on tequila and I'll
two it's uh que oh quebo.Yeah, Leanna's in the Leanna's in the
liquor store right now. Talk aboutmy daughter's wedding. Do you know how
many do I want to talk aboutyour daughter? Know why? Because she
got a quote for flowers, justflowers, okay, fifteen, grand dude,

(01:02:15):
for flowers. Everything is its insane? How can I ask you how
much the venues costing you? Firstof all, it's done costing me anything.
Because my daughter said, you knowmuch tradition that the bride's parents pay
for the wedding. I go,really, did you know it's tradition that
the bride's a virgin? Up?Yeah, I was, she's a Kardashian,

(01:02:38):
my daughter. What happened the openingday? Is that is what sixth?
No? What time is the game? No? No? Time is
the game? Are you kidding me? No? I can't believe a balance
feel versus Miami Jesus Christ one tencity. You'll be there, but we're
not starting till eight o'clock at night. You're fine. I'll pick you up

(01:03:01):
from the from I'll be wearing myMets uniform. There you go, Gilbert,
that you better bit. Make sureyou better root for the Mets,
so you'll have a hard day thatnight. All right, you'll be a
lot. Yeah, well, Iknow a lot of people. My friend
Tommy and his wife, everyone's comingto see Bobby. All the Farmingdale Green

(01:03:22):
Dogs. The families want appreciate andwait, cannot wait to see you,
Bobby, and a lot of themsay that they'd like to heckle you a
little bit because they know your feelingson Farmerdale Green Dogs. What. First
of all, I have no feelingson the Farmingdale Green Dogs. I have
a feeling about the person who fuckingbrags about the Farmingdale Green Dogs every week.
Oh, Pal Richard, O youforty two championships a week. Oh

(01:03:46):
I'm getting Actually, look at this, and Ronton's telling me that I am
getting a Lucky seven shirt from thefrom the liquor store. Nice, And
I would love to wear the Luckyseven shirt and to know that Leanne's working
to right and that Querbo tequila ison sale two for one and I'll too,
just so you know. The linecomes from free Get the free lines

(01:04:09):
lines there in. I don't likeshe's in like the desert. It's she's
in way way out, okay,way way. So if somebody comes to
her place, they give them aline, they suck on it. On

(01:04:30):
that note, I'm going to leavethe show. I have to go.
I have to go to the bathroomfor the second. All right, we
got a toilet break. We're takinga toilet break before the show a program.
Well, anyhow, the thing isso yeah, I really was always
bummed about missing out on the YEA. Unfortunately, Bob couldn't what my absence,

(01:04:51):
my absence caused you to get allthis extra time and just and then
what's his name, James Bond didn'tshow up. Now what happened was you
said to me, I have towork, and I said, and I
understand that. So Kathy's like,what are we gonna do? I said,
We'll give the comics a couple ofmore minutes each and then Ritchie canceled.

(01:05:16):
He was the headliner, and Kathygoes, what are we gonna do?
Are we gonna get somebody else?They? Oh, no, I
said Steve, he did, butyeah, but we everyone did, like
I don't know, ten twelve minutes, but Kathy did twenty five. I
did twenty five. I said no, I said, we'll split, We'll
split the time and we'll do it. And you know what, it worked

(01:05:39):
out. Yeah, what happened?You already mentioned it? Ritchie whenever was
he supposed to do that night?You had a breath from taking a piss.
He was supposed to have wine?And was that a falsalm? No?
I'm all right, yeah, bathroombreak outside. I don't know I

(01:06:00):
needed there the black house anyway,Um, listen, I don't want to
get into it. It's personal,but let's just say that the show ended
up being great. You were missed, but the show was great and it
worked out. It's the bottom line. It worked out. We had a
sold out show. They laughed theasses off. That's all that matter.
Somebody's got my name on Facebook tonightand they say Grabs is the biggest bragger

(01:06:25):
about Green Dog Championships. He hadnothing to do with. That's what I'm
saying whoever that is, whoever Whoeavern'sgot my thing? Really? Yeah,
somebody's in the my name tonight.Wow, Yeah, I don't know who
it is. I would like to. I'd be like, uh, you
know, hawks, we're in awe're in a triple crown to tournament.
You know. Oh, we justwon three of those last weekend, three

(01:06:47):
three tournents all all of our teamswon a cripple Crown tournament. And the
week before we won four tournaments,and the week before that we won seven,
and like, what the fuck?Thirty two tournaments this year we've won?
Okay, okay, really thirty two? One team won like seven.
Oh, I didn't know we wereusing exponents when we did on numbers seven
now multiplied by seven was the fortynine I think that you came out with.

(01:07:11):
Because you were telling me about championshipsevery five seconds. I was like,
getting the champions that's my thing aboutthe green dogs. It wasn't another
to do with the people and thegreen dogs or the kids and the green
dogs, and had to do withon my right, on my left,
I'm skiing, and uh yeah,but I'm the one getting jerked. You

(01:07:32):
would not, oh, I'm like, oh my god, no matter what
I said. That's why I gotlike that about it. Was like,
no matter what I said about anything, the Hawks teams done and we only
have three or four teams. Ihad to hear that, really, you
wont you want a championships? Wellwhat I'm like, what the fuck?
Shut the fuck up with it.That's why I got like that. I

(01:07:54):
don't like bragger people. I'm likethanking my kids, you know, thanking.
I gotta hear you won bug championshipone. We've won seventy five championships
since last week. In one week. Yeah, every out is a championship.
You know. They got a trophyfor every out. Popped up,

(01:08:14):
the shot got a trophy. That'scome on, championship. He's the champion
of getting out to second base.He made three. Get the fuck out
of here. You really dressed upreally nice tonight, Teresa. You got
nice makeup on and everything else.Thank you, Gras. You're really considering.
You know, my nose looks alot smaller now. Oh yeah,
when did I say that? Oh? You know, most people who lose

(01:08:35):
weight and got big noses, thenose looks like a gigantic schnaze yours didn't
get that big. Wow. Ihave to tell you, Teresa, your
nose looked a lot bigger. Yousay that, I've ever seen the lost
weight in the house. You willhere last? Will you here last week?
Teresa? No, when did Isay that to you? When I

(01:08:57):
walked enough of how to do ashow She's gonna do a Netflix special Congress,
I said to you, you lookfantastic. Your pants looks a lot
smaller this week. Yeah, hehas a look less an ounce either,
you too? Just want to goon idiots, listen to me. I

(01:09:20):
know my nose. I have anItalian nose. Yeah, but it's gotten
a lot smaller since you can't keepdigging. You have a different look now,
like it's not accentuated anymore. Nowit's just you look pretty now,
it's not an accentuated pretty. He'shis own fucking train wrest He really is.

(01:09:45):
Well that being said, I thinkyou look fantastic. Thank you.
She can't, she can't handle yourcompliments and whatever you did with your nose,
keep on. I don't know ifyou've got like a different makeup or
that's a really nice diet job youdid on your head. Really nice right,
I didn't say I like this dyedimitation shirt you got on over here
with the fake crustaceans all over.Listen to me. I have to say

(01:10:08):
it. I'm gonna say. I'mgonna say it publicly. Oh that.
I I love limo talk. Ilove Rich and Bobby and grass I do.
I've been with them a very veryvery long time, six years,
and I appreciate being the original vaginaon the show. And you're Robin,

(01:10:30):
so to speak. I know you'rethe reason to me and I the only
problem. And I'm glad to behere when I am here, when I'm
allowed here, So I'm just lettinghim. I allow you were here all
the time you're on the show.I can't even fucking walk in here on
a Monday night because you have RobinLeach or Jerry Jerry lifestyles of the rich

(01:10:51):
and fins. You know, youhave some limo talk with girls aday,
you have like this, you gottahave like this famous actor on and oh
you can't walk in I have setquestions and everything else. Fuck that I'm
walking in one day. I'm gonnaPLoP my I want it. I'm gonna
PLoP my ass right on it.Wherever you are, I'm telling you,

(01:11:15):
and you want to know why,because you've come in here and entertained people
for six She hasn't done a reallygood job with us, But I would
like to do. You need todo something a little spontaneous every once in
a while when you have an interview. So so, Robin, when you
were making your last movie, didyou find that the pictures or the or
the colors of the background were proper? With your mustaches? You ask questions

(01:11:40):
like that, well where'd you goto where'd you go to school? You
went to school? Well no,you sit well, you know you went
to school at Cardoza High School andyou got yourself a bachelor's degree and you
knew all that stuff because you didit with him and you did it with
me. But you can have alittle spontaneity every once in a while.
Somebody walking in I can grass.How many times do you masturbate a week

(01:12:04):
with beads as beads, with buttbeads, butt beads? Is your wife?
Now you do that? You can'tkeep bastard. No, but how
she does anyway, I don't know, Robin. All right, you know
Teresa's giving me dirty looks all night. She's done with I'm done with you.

(01:12:28):
Grass. I hate this microphone.You know what I'm saying. It's
a psychic. I got to tiltit forward over here to use it.
Yeah, that's too late. ButHoward Howard Tea. So what's on your
agenda? You'd like to talk abouthim giving you the show she already did.
She talked about her about boy luredby the heard you're on HBO now

(01:12:48):
too, or doing a doing apilot or something. I am filming.
I'm gonna be filming in Philly,season two of a sitcom Cold Recipes for
Love Daniel Baldwin and Nick Torow.He is he's a great Baldwin and um

(01:13:08):
just waiting to see when I'm gonnawhen I gotta go to Philly. But
I have to say I'm very blessedin the sense that people and now I
don't want to I don't want thisto come out wrong place. I want
it to come out people. Peopleare come on say it. They're sending
me scripts. No, oh mygod, I have four scripts on my

(01:13:30):
dining room table and people want towork with me. And it feels so
freaking good and validation that people arewanting to work with me. No,
but I don't want to sound likeyou know, I want to sound humble
about it. I don't want totell you people like me, they want
me on this show. It's justit makes me feel good on an Oscar

(01:13:53):
night. It's very good that you'redoing a little paraphrase of s you'll like
me, You'll they really let peoplereally but I heard you, but I
heard drough the great run. Igot a lot of hate is too now.
And I don't like whom people hateon me because I love everybody except
t w oh no no, AndI'm not saying you know, you know

(01:14:13):
what, I really I love everybody. Okay, you got to really really
do something bad to me in orderfor me to hate you. So my
conversation and critiquing your comedy show isnot bad grass. I know it's coming
from you. It comes from aplace of love. There going it's coming
from you. I don't take itseriously. It's like, so, why
what do you know about it?Is it? I'm a comic, all

(01:14:35):
right, So I don't take anythingpersonally. You know that you we break
each other's cos A lot of thesecomics have very these comics need to like,
chill out, very thin skin.No, they don't want anybody else
to succes. You know, myopinion is, if you want every want
to succeed, I want to seeeverybody six. I'm not. I'm not.

(01:14:55):
You know you know what I think. I think if you haven't pissed
off people and made people fucking dislikeyou in some way, you're just not
taking a stance and you just dowishy washy. You gotta say what you
think, think what you say,get what you feel is right. And
if somebody fucking hate you for it, fuck you. You aren't on my
side anyway. You're not gonna turnIt's like a politician as a politician,

(01:15:16):
Like a politician who panders to thepeople who hate him, you know you're
never getting their vote. You never. They're never gonna like you, right,
they are just never gonna fucking likeyou. So your might as well
panda to the people who do likeyou and give them what they want to
hear, rather than give the peopleyou don't like or don't like you things
that they want to hear, sothey continue not liking you and you turn

(01:15:38):
off the people who do. Fuckthat. Well, I tell you the
truth that after I had my brainsurgery eight years ago, I got rid
of all the toxic got rid ofall the toxic people in my life,
seriously, because they cause stress,and stress shortened your life. And I
said, your history. That's whatthe first thing I did. But you
seem to be changing your show intomore of having actor actors, and I'm

(01:16:01):
having on. I'm i'm i'm i'ming. You've talked slower since you went outside.
Before you do anything, I'm gonnabe having on. I'm not going
to say who it is. I'mgoing to be having on a big,
a big football player on coming onmy Giant or a jet. Do you
know if what team he's on?Yeah, I do. I want to

(01:16:21):
say, oh my god. Idon't want to say is he currently playing?
Is he currently play Joe Clo?No, but he's won Joe Cleo,
j C Joe Clocko. But he'swon super Bowls. So I'm balls
balls, you'll be happy when hecomes on. I'm not saying who it
is. It was a Giant becausehe won. I'm not having anything.

(01:16:43):
No, is it listen to me? Is it Eli man Is it Eli
Manning? Let's be coming on aweek from tomorrow. I'm not announcing anything
yet. Is Eli Manning No?Is he Lawrence Hell? Is he ringing
Coke? No? Alleged allegedly allegedly? Oh hey, fucking who cares sports?

(01:17:04):
So I I want to have moresports people on in the entertainment industry.
They you know, in studio,in studio? Oh really yeah?
Oh that might be the night thatI might crush. I might want to
get an autograph for my son.You can do that as long as you
know you behave yourself, because youknow what, what what would I do?
Hey, mister Taylor, no cursing, because then I can't put it

(01:17:27):
on where I want to pull.Right, But its weight, it's multiple
super Bowls. Yes, that meansit's not a jet. So it's definitely
a giant, even if I lovehow to trying to figure this out,
Well, it's somebody from the Giant, so right, and somebody intertwined,
were like one of the actors orraying the braun or And now you know

(01:17:51):
what, I think you might beright. I think it might be Michael
Strong. You're gonna have to tunein a week. How about Tiki Baba
Maybe Tike Babbo? Who but hedidn't want multiple Super Bowls with the Giants,
but Michael Strahan did, so youknow you want me to change it
up. I'm at least oh andI wait, wait, and she's having
Tom Brady and I will tell youthis that um the thirty first, And

(01:18:15):
I gotta mention this real quick becausethe thirty first, I am doing bad
Boy on One Island. Wait,bad Boy, I'm getting beyond bad Boy
with the I'm saying it is becauseDoc will be there doing we want to

(01:18:39):
talk Doc. Doc will be atthe front window selling programs. He'll be
there doing Q And she's like sweatsweating because she wasn't He wasn't a Yankee
yet, so he can't be includedin the program. He wasn't a Yankee.
Then somebody said, it's Grunk?Is it Grunk Bronkowski? Oh my

(01:19:00):
god, look at them. Lookit is problem. It's whoever is the
Anthony grassy Day on Facebook? Whichis not me? Probably fucking lo Sarah
in the back, he say,did you get hacked? It's frunk.
I don't know if I got hacked. Why if they hacked me, why
would they be listening to my showedlately? You know, you. I

(01:19:27):
tell you this, you and he'slike, don't open it. It's not
me. All these people who sendyou this ship like you even noticed,
like some all of a sudden youget like an email from somebody and says,
check this out, and it's somebodyyou know, and you don't open
up. The bottom line is that'show you find out which of your friends
is watching the most porno, becausethat's why those emails happen, because they're

(01:19:48):
watching all this porno shit and goingon some fucking nasty sites and and all
of a sudden they get their IDand they fucking put send an email out
and then they start sending a thousandmessages giving even me, don't open it.
Don't open it. You know youknow what I'm saying. You want
you want to know what it is. I can't say. I can't say
it out loud because you at leasta right can we have. I'll show

(01:20:11):
you his name. He goes thetable. Wait, I'll show you.
No, you cannot say this outloud because if it doesn't happen, I
look like a schmile. What's hisname? Oh God, he don't say
it. Yeah, I say Iliked him. He was I like him.
Yeah, he's cool. You don'tknow you have you have no idea
who he is. I know whohe is. I know he is.

(01:20:32):
Wasn't he in the loads of flatbuds? Oh? My god? Somebody
is fucking I've never gone from soHi writing. It's my favorite. I
love Limo Talk, It's my favoritepodcast. I don't know. I don't
know who this is, but Ifucking they're killing me right now. They

(01:20:55):
are using my name. Really,I go, yeah, look, look
did I write it's wrong? DidI write? Did I write anything?
I know who? I know who'sWho's coming on the show too, Just
so you know, you know what. I'm gonna get to the bottom of
this. I think it's him inside. I'm gonna find out right now.
Oh god, all right, canwe wait till after the show? All
right? Anyway, he had toget up. He had to get up.

(01:21:19):
So the bottom of this reminds meof that episode of King of Queens
when he thinks he's getting hit onby some girls Kake and and it's it
turns out it's Spends and he's sendingthem all these emails and shit, this
was going on right now? Whatis it with these two fucking pillows that

(01:21:40):
will write as the sun this isthis is you need listen to me TV
Land. It's all about the lightning. Well I don't like it. I'm
sorry. It's all about the lighting. People have to see you, they
can see otherwise you don't need thefucking giant pillows that are lit up like
fucking list You know in the morningwhen you wake up, like on Saturday,
and you're like, you know,you don't have anywhere to go,
and all of this su and thesun's coming to the head. Yes,

(01:22:01):
well the pillows are the light here. These giant pillows are all lit up
and they're fucking blinding light. Ifeel like I'm driving on the parkway with
people with those fucking high beams.I don't like that you're blinding driving into
the bushes because pet peeve one ofthem? That's one of them? Is
it the lights? Minds? What? People don't use their directional I don't
give a I don't because I don'tuse mine. Well you should sometimes I

(01:22:27):
do. But my biggest pet peevenow is people doing you turns out of
nowhere. People double parking because theyhave somewhere to go, so they're gonna
block an entire lot row of trafficbecause they have to run in quickly to
the store. Me, it's alwaysthe directional thing. I don't it's not
Bobby's. It's not really all themystery continues. I think I know who

(01:22:47):
it is. I think it's fuckingZarelli in Courtland. You think, I
think so? That's because his sonalready pitches two innings and he's got nothing
else's do you know my son's whenyou stand? My son just did?
He just went to South Carolina withNational Community College. Hello, am I

(01:23:10):
on? You're on? You're on? All right? Hey did all that
once? So? Um he's hepitched? God, he pitched. He
goes to South Carolina Friday Saturday.They left Friday Saturday, Sunday, coming
back at five o'clock in the morningtonight. All right, And I think
he pitched three innings. Why theypicked three innings. That's like driving three

(01:23:34):
hours to do five minutes of comedyand then drive three hours back. That's
like taking off from work on aSaturday night to do seven minutes of the
show and get four dollars and tellthem people, you can't work, you
gotta be at this show. No, but That's what it was. It
was like more than four dollars.I'm only kids. I know Bobby John's

(01:23:54):
one time he was making fun ofme with the ball when he came in
because I used to work with BobbyJohn's used to own Nook and Cranny and
on Square and then which is nowBruce Brothers and UM and then I bought
my bar down the road so Bobwould come in and he'd seen me the
kitchen open. Bob didn't have akitchen at the time, and he'd come
in. You go, he's drunk. He's like, fuck, you got
a kitchen? Here? He goes. The guy comes out and he goes,

(01:24:17):
you're selling what burgers? You got? What burgers? Fries? And
should? I did? He goes, you open up the kitchen for what?
Eight hours a day? What doyou make? Two dollars? It's
like, what you two dollars?I'm actually losing money on You should see
the wings. You had an opportunityto open another bar, I will do

(01:24:38):
it. What not your old nameof the bar? What would the new
name beto? No, I'm sayingno, it would actually be I have
a name. I do have aname. As soon as you tell us.
Which player is coming on you?Oh? I know it starts?
Do you know? No? Seriously, would you do you have like a
name, another name you would callit? Do you want your name incorporated

(01:25:00):
in this? No? Because Iliked it. I liked if I opened
up a bar. I wanted tocall it night Moves. That's the whole
thing. She asked me this show. She could tell me what she's gotten
mine. See that. There's alot of people like that, don't you
know. There's a lot of peoplewho tell you that. They ask you
a question. Don't you like it? Woke last night to the sound or
some night? How far are yougoing tonight? I'm going to night Moves.

(01:25:25):
I was going to call mine tapsand apps, taps and apps.
I like that. That's pretty cool. Well, or I was gonna call
it well we wanted in forty onePart two if he was God, but
no I was actually I actually wantedto call it ins and outs, ins
and outs like I like that too. That was almost the name of mine.

(01:25:46):
I love it ins and Outs.Hey, everybody on Facebook, if
you could share the show, pleaseand please give us a like and tell
us that you like us and tuneinto besides Anthony Grazia Day, who is
all over the site right now,grass Pickle Bucket. This is great.
I love out piet in and out. I love that I have a couple

(01:26:06):
that would have to be partners withsomebody like him, so I could be
in, he could be out.Yeah. I have a couple of people
that have suggestions. Who's coming onyour show? My show? Oh it's
question time? No, no,no. A couple of people said they
want to know if it was EliManning. No not, do they want
to know if it's Michael Strahan.Not yet. It's actually Rain the Ground

(01:26:30):
from Bad Boy. He was therewhen the Giants won all their Super Bowls.
It's funny. So how is hecoming into I guess you said this
right, he's coming into studio.He's supposed to be coming coming really really
nice. I'm gonna get myself in. That would be That would be great.
Right. A guy walks into hisbedroom, his wife was in bed.

(01:26:59):
He's got a sheep under his arm, and he says, this is
the pig I've been fucking for thelast thirty years, and his wife goes,
you're not holding a sheep, You'reholding a pig. He goes,
I was talking to the sheep.I like this. I like this a
lot out of nowhere. I likedcoming coming out of nowhere. This is

(01:27:20):
good. That's all that ship hidmyself depends tonight. Wow got me started,
and like it's you're having flashbacks backto you to your head as far
as jokes and what were you gonnado on stage? Oh, I was

(01:27:41):
going I was gonna wing it.But I also had a lot of I
had I had a lot of thoughtsin my head about things I want to
talk about really well. I can'twait to hear them all on Have you
finished a book yet? You haven'tfinished? Oh, let's read a passage
a right? God? Have youfinished the other book yet? I'm almost
done Bruce Blakeman's it's a really goodBruce blake I keep saying that it's a
really good book because I told youmy aunt's father was a victim to the

(01:28:08):
death. What it's called the Angelof death? What's your name in a
book? Yeah? No, No, the guy who killed my aunt's father
was called what's the name in thebook that you're reading from? Canada?
Seconds? Father? Do you remember? Remember? You remember? I don't
remember the name at all. Nobodyremembers I don't remember I have reading it.
I have brain surgeries. I havea really good excuse not to remember.

(01:28:30):
Shit. Let me tell you comesin hand you. So, why
don't you give us an example frommos Men rockaway beach, Rockaway beach,
Queens. Go ahead, let's readRalph Morales' is no. I like going
off about a saint, a saint'sletter from the deaths. Read it as
Gilbert, that's how you read.I like reading and telling people how I

(01:28:55):
can't pay attention to what I'm reading. Ahead, I got that Italians reading
a reading from Bobb and Zarrella.No, this is why I can't read
a book. This is why Ican't read a book. I can't read
a book, I swear to God, I can't. I can't read a
newspaper because and this is why Igo through this. I've done this a
few times on here where my minddrifts off, I like, no,

(01:29:15):
no, no, no, Andyou read that's what you sound like when
you scream and anyway, No,it's like right here, there's a quote
here when me and Saint realize thatwe were practically were neighbors. My neighbor
like I next door to man.Yeah, that brings out his gobbage.
Garbage always blows into the side ofmy fucking house. And I got shipped
all over the side of my house. And I go out and I pick

(01:29:38):
it up, and I got toput it back and his pails on my
pills. What do I do?I put it in his pills. I
put it in my pails. What'spails? Why I put him in?
I pick up, pull the garbageup my low and it's his garbage.
So I put it back on myfucking pails. Or they put it in
his pails. I go to hispaills. He thinks I'm throwing my gobbage
out in his pails, and thenhe starts looking at me, go,
hey, what are you doing?I might get you a fucking Wait a
minute. The book. This iswhat I do when I read, I
go, my neighbor is we Hebecame pals and I go, wait a

(01:30:00):
minute. Me and Saint realized wewere practically with neighbors. Okay, we
pals and best friends out here.We promised each other that we get together
after we get back home to visitour favorite beaches. I fucking hate the
beach. Do you know the beach, Like in the middle of the summer,
you walk on the beach of fuckinghot sand and of burning and shit

(01:30:23):
like that. And do you realizeall day long, all that happens on
the beach is birds shit all overthe sand. Yes, that's all they
do. And that is why Ican't read a book, because now I
read the word beaches, and Igo on a twenty minute tangent about beach,
and I start thinking about people withblankets, and I started thinking about
the flip flops I will when Iwent to the beach, and and the
flip flops going back and forth inthe sand. And you open up the

(01:30:43):
picnic basket, and I don't knowwhy they called a picnic. I don't
know why they call it a picnicbasket when you brought it to the beach.
But you open up the sandwiches andin the middle of the sandwich that's
wrapped in in plastic a zip blockbag and and tinfoil, there's still sand
on the sandwich. Is the handon the same Anyway, back to the
beach, Vinnie was gonna come toJersey Shore, Jersey Shore. I gotta

(01:31:08):
think of Jersey Shore, that fuckingshow and I promised to go to Rockaway
Beach and Queens Rockaway Beach. Ithink of the Ramones now Rockaway Beach and
Ramos. My mind drifts off some. I'm spending twenty minutes on one fucking
paragraph, right, And then Vinniekept telling me that the Rockaways were the
best beaches on the East Coast.And then I started thinking, what's the

(01:31:30):
fucking East Coast? And hold EastCoast all the way down from what Maine
down to Florida. You really can'teven get And I smacked him over the
head. And then I think aboutthe last time I smacked him, like
spoo, what shampoo and the JerseyShore and wild wood blow everything away?
And then I start thinking about blow. Oh well, and then blow is

(01:31:53):
like forty two different meanings that couldbe very erotic. Yeah, And then
I say to myself, I can'tread a book. I can't read a
book because that's what happens in mymind every time I read. I have
that side. I don't want hertouching it. She doesn't read the other
one I don't want. I don'twant her to take this one. Wow,
we're getting a little childish hit.Yeah, we're a little bit so

(01:32:13):
I went to Dunkin Donuts I'm myway here and got a black coffee because
the one over here is the onlyone in all of Long Island that closes
on a Sunday night at six o'clock. And the pizza place closed nine o'clock.
What the fuck is too early?Who the what dunkin Donuts closes?

(01:32:34):
Don't they want to stay open forbusiness? No, because they probably don't
have any business after a certain Nowyou know why they don't because people know
not to come here because it's suckingclosed. There's a train station over here.
No, I don't get it.I never seen a dunkin Donuts close.
I don't drink coffee. I drinkcoffee all night, all day whatever.
I don't like it. I'm atea girl. Tea or you on

(01:32:57):
YouTube? Is tea time on YouTube? Yes? You are your own your
own separate one? Or it's it? Is it true here? It's true
here? Oh yeah, we haveour own separate one. Limo Yes really
so if anybody would like to subscribe, please go to YouTube Limo Talk,
the original Limo Talk, but theone that was on there today fake one.
We had a fake No, wehad somebody else on Limo Talks.
Really yeah, yeah, yeah,well they're they're a ripple off of our

(01:33:25):
program, really, and I findit very insulting. And I think we
I think we're gonna start a classaction. A cease and desist must be
shot, one that they can't usethe name anymore. So I think we
will first. I think I havenever we have nothing to stand on.
L see that at all. That'sit done. Enjoy your show, guys,

(01:33:47):
little talk. So we gotta getgoing soon. We got Bobby's sleeping
already, Bobby, Bobby rolled offthe cot. So April sixth again,
is uh a night at Meurs.It's twenty dollars per person. Everybody gets
a free drink. It's for theFarmerdelle Elevenue, Green Dogs. It's a
fundraiser, performing or hanging out withus that night. They want us to

(01:34:10):
not say performing because they want tokeep it as a fundraiser because they got
in trouble last time. Somebody yelled, oh I didn't know that. Yeah,
so Billy Guyers, I'm wrong withpeople. I'm looking forward to seeing
Billy Guyer. Billy's great. I'mfoard to seeing it was the last time.
I'm looking forward to seeing was thelast time Kathy Arnold's joining. Kathy's
knew she took uh, Kathy's knewshe wasn't there last time. I'm saying,

(01:34:33):
yeah, we only have a coupleof Teresa Foul is going to be
there. Teresa will come on down. Kind yeah, Teresa, kind of
strassa foul. Kristen Tinsley is goingwith us, Christy. She's not going
to do any reading. She's goingto try to do a couple of minutes
of comedy for us. Okay,She's not going to tell me that I'm

(01:34:54):
have a relationship problem with a ghost. The ghost I got. There's a
ghost over my left shoulders, alsomy right shoulder. They're all doing big
shit to me. Skiki. Iwish they'd fucking ski tonight. Bonnie Scalis
joining. I want to go downa few slopes tonight. Have you have

(01:35:18):
you done any shows of Bonnie lately? Teresa, Um, you know,
yes, Bonnie. Kathy and Iwent to go see our friend Irene Bremis
at the cutting room. Rachel Dratchfrom Saturdayight Live was producing the show,
and she opened the show far,I mean uh, and it was great
nice. I miss don Pardo fromSaturday Night Life. Yeah, woy from

(01:35:40):
New York Saturday Night I love thatvoice. He was a fixture. Justin
McDonald's going to join us that night. Okay, cool, I have seen
him in a while. And ourfriend Michael Zimmerman is gonna join y gonna
be like so I was up Michaelsup Street and people who like in the

(01:36:05):
front row like, we can't hearone's like, bro, what do you
say? Is he on yet?Did he start yet? Is the microphone
working? What's going on here?Speak up? And we're performing, not
in the side performing, we're performing. We are talking. Hang the ball

(01:36:26):
in front of the ball, yes, in the front the front can see
us and the faup and listen.Yeah, I think we're getting a nice
nice uh. So far it's beenpretty good. We're getting a little rumblings.
We should we should got rumbling andyou're doing um, are you doing
raffles? We're going to do afifty fifty yes, basket. I don't
think we're doing any basket. Ithink we should do a ninety ten.

(01:36:47):
What's we take ninety percent? Giventen dollars? Well, sometimes depending on
the person, they'll donate it backto the organizam. Oh, I crack
up. I do this whole timewith the Republican Republican Club meetings that night,
but we have a fifty fifty everymeeting, right every meet And I
tell people all the time, I'mI'll get in the fifty fifty, but

(01:37:09):
don't expect me to give it back, okay, because you don't want to.
I'm I'm not some superstar that's gonnaWhat the hell did I get in
the fifty fifty four? If Ijust wanted to donate five ten dollars to
the fucking club, I just donatefive ten dollars at the club, stand
at the door and tell people it'snot a fifty fifties a donation tonight,
twenty dollars. Fuck you, allright? Do that? What everybody feels

(01:37:30):
is pressure. So I'm at thisthing the other one night. I'm sitting
the ladies are at the table thatI'm sitting at, and I says,
oh, by the way, ifanybody wins tonight at this table, I'm
telling you right now, I willlose all respects to you if you donate
the money back to the club.The girls sitting right next to me fucking
wins She's like, oh, Iwon. I go, you're keeping it.

(01:37:51):
And I stood up and I go, she won and she's keeping it.
And they were like what. Iwas like, don't you? But
we don't want that. We wantpeople to win that night and give it
back to the Green Dogs. Sowhy do a fifty fifty. It's bullshited,
pseudo, it's bullcrap. No,listen, I want them to win.
I win the fucking fifty fifty.I'm putting my money out of fifty.

(01:38:14):
I'm gonna keep the fucking and I'mgiving it to the Hawks thek There
you go, there you go,the Green Hawks. No, you know,
yeah, it's a noble cause forchildren to give it back to kids.
But I'm talking about different situation anyway. So the agenda, you just
pulled a Richie on you just youjust surrellied me. It's funny, is

(01:38:39):
that what it's going? Wait,I'm waiting. I'm waiting for somebody to
respond. Maybe if it's real AnthonyGrazzi. They saying saying something that come,
Mike Nicoleon is now we'll get tothat. Oh we got a problem
with Mike. You know, thewhole subject. I know, last week
you were in a good situation.I know Mike spoken in four months.

(01:39:01):
Four months? Wow, yeah,you answered that, so let's not bring
it up again. You know whatwas going on. He was doing some
work, We were doing some worktogether, and no I thought everything was
Seriously, you're italing. You justsaid, Kosha, what is wrong with
you? He doesn't like he doesn'tlike me, up and up. It's

(01:39:23):
called pashetic. It's good. Hedoesn't like me anymore, doesn't he doesn't
like me anymore? I do.Many people don't like me anymore. Correct?
You know, well, sometimes youdo get on people's nerves. But
you know, somebody not like you, you like, like Anthony Grazzie days
back. He says, don't don'tbring up Mike unless you you'll take your

(01:39:44):
shoes off somebody. And that's somebodyin there. That's Sorelli. He's the
only one that Rich just pulled oneof your deals over here. That's Rich
Sarelli. All right, Bobby Less, Sarah, where are you? You're
you're around mister les Sarah? Yeah, right, yep, We're gonna get

(01:40:05):
out of him. It's still Sarah, you guys, is my girl on
song Rihanna on Nana? Is shearound mister Lasarah. I know, I
thought that was horrible. That wasfucking horrible. That big fucking fat fuck
standing there singing her. I don'tgive a shit feeling herself up on the

(01:40:30):
fucking show. Get out he shewas. I don't hear her. I
would like her a little bit louderso I can hear. I'm sorry.
Anything I say over here is justmy opinion what anybody thinks you really are.
And I hate Miley Cyrus too.She's a pig gulls. She's beautiful,
Miley, So are you kidding me? I think she's very sexy.
Are you out of your fucking mind? Why? I think she's just just
egusting. She's not disgusting. Letme tell you something right now. If

(01:40:53):
she walked right in front of you, right now, dropped, dropped the
drawers in front of you, wouldn'tthere would be a giant dildough still stuck
on her. Because that's what Isee when I see huh, Anthony graz
Limo Talk is a stupid fucking songthat she stole from Bruno Mars. Get
the fuck out of here. Thatwas Zarelli the whole time. Limo Talk
has officially been Zarelli Great show.Guys, I miss you so I knew

(01:41:16):
it. REP tell you all night. He come back. Taz says,
hey guys and Rodney as always,I enjoy your show. All right,
guys, here we go for thegreat Powerful Bobby Ins forty one and Zarello
Ins forty one dot com for teaTime with Teresa Teresa Foul catch her on
Monday nights Tea Time with Teresa.This week she'll have Rain to gron on,

(01:41:40):
Doc Gooden, David Cone, Uh, Mike Strahan, Eli Manning,
I'm murdered by the Mob. RainMurdered by the Mob show. Catch her
at the Argall Theater. She'll bethere for the whole month of June.
All right, Bobby less Sarah inside. It was very quiet with us tonight.
But thank you very much. NicoleNarayan, who did the ten at

(01:42:04):
ten ten, Thanks for coming onthere. Nine nine where I go your
job for Felix, for Felix,for Stucia, for sixty for Junk Koumi
Hasha and Rothney for Greg d Filippofor Anthony Grazzia. Day, Oh there
you go. I Ago, Iwanna Gomon Ago, I wanna go.

(01:42:29):
Benny Rizzuti, you hung out withus night for Tis the resident autist who's
probably listen to her other favorite podcastbefore she joined us tonight, Taz,
I know the deal. I've beenwatching it. You better come back to
Papa, okay, because I'm theonly one at least I'm the only one
at least send your stuff out andputs it on a fucking T shirt.
All right. Oh, we willbe back next week as a right now,

(01:42:53):
because my daughter's going back to schoolnext week. He's yours, and
I'm I'm gonna go back to schoolnext week, I really do. I
think I'm gonna take Robin with meto the school. We're gonna go back
to school, doing any security.Next day, I'm doing a game on
my security. What's today Today's Sunday, Kate, I'm doing an Island the

(01:43:17):
game very soon. Year. Well, I'm also doing next month, I'm
doing too Blue Springsteen show. Socome say hello to this gentleman right here.
He's usually in the lower level atthe I'm at the lower levels in
the ubs bowels fucking ubs arena atthe beautiful Belmont Park where there's no parking.

(01:43:40):
Richie Surrey says, share the show. Oh Nanna, Grassy day,
because Bobby hates this so fucking Ihate it. I know it. I'm
never changing it because it's bye.That's bye bye scraceful, that's not the
April six. Bobby is as thehost, Billie Guy, I'm out of

(01:44:00):
all, Kathy, Kathyold, TeresaKnastrassi Farrell, Christine, Christin Tinsley,
Bonnie Scalzy, Justin McDonald and MichaelZiman, Zimmilman. Michael wants to Second
Night. Everybody but Teresa Foul,but Bobby and Zarello, but Bobby less,

(01:44:21):
Sarah ins side for Richard Zarelli hackingthe whole show tonight for me,
Anthony Grazzie Day for Nicole and Ryan. Thanks Nicole, good night, God
bless And you know Lonie got threegames suspension of course from the game.
You should have got a lot,you should have got the whole season.
Oh yeah, for tomorrow night,listen to Teresa Foul. She'll have David

(01:44:45):
Cone, Michael Strahan, Ray theGrin promise. She won't be she won't
be asking anybody how they like Jackie. Jack asked Jackie the joke ran that
question. What's his favorite? I'llask him when he's here. Thank you,
Jackie would who I wouldn't hesitate toasking many are you kidding me?
He's gonna let loose for him comeand I'm looking forward. Tony Carry's coming

(01:45:11):
soon, the holiday producer also,uh, Jackie joke man, Scott Farrell's
coming on, and Coach Jim Cherry'sgonna join us sometime in the day.
Day man, RASI day Jim Ferry. We haven't been a while. Yeah,
we like to have coach. Icut it out, listen. I

(01:45:38):
wish you a lot of luck tomorrownight. I thank you here in two
weeks from my giant fans, mygiant car. Yeah, and hopefully when
I come back, I'll be backwith Jackie. Sarah didn't put any lights
on it. Sitting in the back. We are getting no frills here,
no frills. He didn't turn thefan on. Shot in the beer,

(01:45:59):
shot in the beer, got abeer puke. That's from that comes from
Anthony Grazzoday. All right, goodnight, God bless but Bobby for Teresa
for Grasoday, but Bobby lest Sarahat Richard Zarelli, good night, couple
bless. We'll see you next week. But you oh Ona Grasodryna NICOLEA.

(01:46:24):
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