Limo Talk - Season 2, Episode 12 - Limo Talk

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Hello, Hi, yea, weare boss man. We're on. We're
on. Hello, good evening,Limo talk. It's me ins forty one.
Who is who is not here tonight? And Richard Zarelli is not here
tonight, but hi out with metonight is tea time. But Teresa Teresa

(00:25):
bout yes. And I thought Iwas gonna be by myself, so I
took my son's friend, Colin Horwitz, and hi jacked him in my car
to hang out with me. Hello, col Colin talk, Yeah, Colin
talking to them a little bit.Alright, there you go. You got
you six, You got your sixpeople listen to you right now? All
right? Nice? What are weon? TikTok? And what what what?

(00:46):
What? What former? Can youtalk? What form of uh?
Oh? Look they we're on here, look at this that's talk. Okay.
Happy Mother's Day to everybody out Theyare celebrating Mother's Day. All mother's,
godmothers, grandmother's, great grandmother's,single dad's who are mothers? And
big shout out to Greg Filippo forthat, because you know he plays mom

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and dad and made saw us picturefreaking lobster tails tonight. The make a
cook Yeah, I haven't seen anyof his stuff this week at all.
It's fun. In fact, Ihaven't really spoken to him that much.
Yeah, but I know that hefeeds those kids very well, those kids
fantastically. I know they eat Theyeat surf and turf at least once every

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two weeks, if not, ifnot once a week. What do you
eat? What? What do youget when you when you eat? What's
your favorite meal? For a favorite? For a fifteen year old who's goofing
on everybody right now on TikTok andnot even he's like, what timer am
I gonna be on? What don'tI gonna say? I'm like, just
sit there, you'll hear he goes, how what do you mean? He's
like that day. He's a millennially, has no sense, no no clue,

(01:57):
no club, no clue. Idon't know what's said. Do you
know what to say say? I'ma Yankee fan, I'm fifteen, I'm
a damn good baseball player, andI got friends in Farmingdale right something today?
Thank you for that narration. Thankgod you shut up because speaky over
here. What it did real wellwith me? Oh my gosh. So
yeah, listen, I didn't evenknow if I was doing it because we

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were supposed to go to Staten Island. My wife's not feeling well, so
we stayed home. We stayed home. Yeah, you know, I went
to a party last night. Icalled Julio's where I got married. I
got married. I called Julia twentyyears ago to September. So I was
there. It was me and buttwo the two boys, and we had
a good time. Nice. Sowe went to go Julio's and then,

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uh, tonight, we were supposedto go to my mom laws today,
spend the whole day with my momwar and yeah, it's not feeling here.
We stayed home. Yeah. Sohonestly, I thought, well,
Bobby wasn't here last week, soI thought Bobby would want to join us
this week, but he working.No. I with Bobby, it's I
get that eight o'clock and phone callan hour before the show. Are we

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doing it? Yes? Yes,I assume until I assume we're always doing
it unless I hear from you whenyou say not tonight. There's usually day.
There's usually weeks where the vibe isI want I don't even want to
do it, just because I knowthe week is going to be nuts.
Yeah, and I'm gonna listen.I walked in here last week. I

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was exhausted. Yeah, No,I had a crazy week. We had
we had a crazy week. Richdidn't want to be here. I was
in the call for three and ahalf hours, and I thought, we
put on It's pretty damn We puton a damn good show last week.
We always do. We had ourmoments, and that's what we're here for.
Yes, So I really didn't thisweek. I was hamming and horne,
hamming and horn. And then Ispoke to Lasara on the phone the

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other day and I'm like, yeah, I think we'll probably do it.
If now, we'll get out ofhere in an hour and a half.
I'll give him a break, youknow what I mean. Whatever, we'll
see how whatever you want to didn't, so I didn't know. So then
I knew Zarelli, who's on hisway back from Courtland. Right. His
son, zach Rich Zarelli pitches forCourtland. Yes, Courtland was in the
championship of the Division of the MetroConference whatever it is. I'm not sure,

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right, he pitched the championship game. And he's a freshman. Okay,
that's got talent. He's very talented. I call him nine point seven
five r A, which is high. That's what I call him rich,
Rich loves it. And uh,he's on his way from Courtland. See
he was always out here. Yeah, yeah, he's I don't know.

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I didn't really speak to him.Have you spoken to Bobby. He's been
busy and I've been busy. Iforget if he's not. He's work,
Yeah, he's worked, but Ithink I actually think he's home. I
don't know, well, whatever,and I always know, I'm gonna say,
I'm here. Where were you?Yeah, but we're here every week.
So five one six nine four fivenine zero nine nine. If you
want to give us a call andhang out with us, Teresa fowls here.

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My buddy Colin Harwitz is going tobe until his mommy picks him up
because he can't say he can't fiveone six nine four five nine zero nine
nine. I think the boss inthe back, Boby let Sarah, he'll
put it, He'll put them through. If anybody's listening, please, oh
my god, nine four five ninezero nine nine. Greg d Filippo's watching

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What's up Grass? Greg? Ifyou can share the show, Hi,
Greg? And if you want tocall in we're here. Good evening,
Happy Mother's Day, and Rodney toyou and the family, Happy Mother's Day.
Nice to see you and hope you'rewell. Now I'm going to share
the show all over the place fora little bit to get it to the
people that are around. Um Facebook, we're at Anthony Grazzy Day, or

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we're at Gotham Bold Graz On Instagramit's Gotham Bowl Graz Limo Talk on YouTube
it's Limo Talk or Strong Island TV. We're trying to push people to Strong
Island a bit. If to theto the YouTube page, Strong Island TV
or Limo Talk. Right, andColins got people that want to give us

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a call and talk to me.And I don't know why five one six,
because they don't know what they're doing. Chris Smith is watching, So
all right, what's what's your favoritesport? Baseball? Yeah, baseball?
Okay, what's your favorite team?The Yankees? Okay, who's your favorite
who's your favorite player? Aaron jOkay, So tell her, tell tell
her you're wait, excuse me,you're bringing them Mike a little closer.

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Do you do you play? Youplay? You play ball yourself? And
what what position do you play?He's on JV. He plays with Christian
had a very good team. Yeah, shout out eleven and one j baseball
team, Vosity team. It's stackedand they got a lot of good ball
players and they're like eleven and threeand they're making they made the playoffs.

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They're playing uh SIOST so it shouldbe fun next week. There's a lot
of baseball. So so's a lotgoing on, all right, was like
the best player on like the wholeteam. Andrew Dilan, he did like
the best everyone shout out to Andrew. Must be listening, Andrew Dil.
I actually thought Andrew Dilan pitch verywell this year. I thought he I

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thought he handled himself real well.He got some length out of his starts.
So I was pretty impressed with AndrewDillon. He can't hit worth a
lick, but he can definitely pitch. There's my review on it s the
show. Thanks. Yes, Iknow Daniel. He had a very good
year. Daniel Daniel Cotto, persistentwith the bat. People didn't run on

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him. Great catcher, always smiling, always smiling, always having a good
time. That's a leader, thatkid. I'm glad he's going up to
Vossit God who else is listening?Oh Duffy was Duffy. Thomas Duffy can't
hit a lick, but he couldpitch. He was a very good picture.
I might as well go through forhim, right, we get reviews,

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we get the kid reviews. Myson was a bust this year.
My son, my son got likeseventeen at bats. He got hurt.
He listened, he gets hurt,He gets cleared to play. The first
day back, he takes a fastballon the same spot that he hurt his
play, that he hurt himself.Yeah, Jake Moore, Jake kids dumb

(08:16):
ass. So instead in these outfor another two weeks and he comes back,
but he's only clear to hit,and he hits for a couple of
games. So I would call it, you know what, He enjoyed the
kids, but it was a bitof a bust. How's that James got
a phone call? Oh you gota phone call? I actually James Seber.

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I thought James had a great year. But Pat's made such great strides.
I think Pat's a very good ballplayer. And right now Pat should be
playing and James should be sitting therewatching him. Daniel call, that's great
Limo talk it's me, Teresa Farrell. Who's this? Hello? Really?

(09:01):
Are you really there? You gothere? Answer it again so we'll get
franked all night. All right,So I'm supposed to answer the phone right
away. Hi, Libo talk,it's me Colin Harrowitz, super douche.
Who's this? I hear anything,Let's go, I hear I hear things.

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Hello, who's this? It's JackMalloyd. Hello, molloy, how
are you great? What's up?Jacks? Hello to Teresa Farrel? Hi,
I can't hear him. That's justwhat one ear off? He said?
Take one ear off? Yeah,yeah, you hear him. Now
it's Jack s Hello. Hello,Hello, there you go. It's a

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ship show, right, Billy?What's up? Jackie? Got a question
for super athlete young star Colin Harwitzfrom Farmingdale High School, who's sitting next
to Teresa and Teresa usually fond ofmind. I'm going on this. He's
a mine, I know. Keepit nice, all right? Any questions
for Carl Howard's dead, Jack boy? Yeah, keep it cleaning, Jack,

(10:09):
Yes, um, keep it cleaningJack? Yeah, one sack.
I got to have a question.You speak of a question? Jack?
Hi up? All right, Ihave the question. We call the question
before you call, I'll call backwhen I got a question. All right,
thanks high show. So you know, um, I want to know

(10:35):
how many tattoos do you have tohave? Actually, Michael wants me to
get a third. I don't haveMichael's name on it yet. Okay,
So I only had dom right,So people used to make fun of way.
People used to make fun of me. They thought it was like my
lover. It was my son.I just had dollar. I had domb.
Yes, I get it off.Listen. I be getting picked on

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since Gary Mancini was giving me wedgieswhen I was five year old. So
then this is gonna go on allnight. So then I got my who's
this? Hello? Hello? Who'sthis? And I'm called for the podcast?
What's up? Lecat? It's grass? How are you? How are

(11:18):
we doing? I'm good? Howare you? I'm great? I'm getting
pranked by fifteen year olds. Igot. I got Jack molloy called Jack
Lloyd. Yeah, Jack molloyke called. Doesn't even ask me a question or
ask Colin a question. Danny,you had a great ear. I'm proud
of you, and congratulations and keepup the good work. I hope you
get a chance up there. Iappreciate it. Thank you for a shout

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out. Player on the bench.Shut up, com he doesn't need from
you. All right, I'm onthe bench, mob. All right,
you'll be fine. So to me, what's your question for me? Teresa
Farrell or Colin Horwitz and please keepit PG rated? Thank you? No,
yeah, it's a question jip forAnthony. I mean, how can

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you look so good on this onthe screen. Yeah, I'm losing weight.
Oh, I'm I'm handsome. Youknow I'm handsome. I carry myself.
I carry myself with a smile onmy face. I have to be
positive because the rest of the worldis quite negative, if you haven't noticed.
Plus, I treat you with loveand respect, don't I? Oh,

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of course all the time. Okay, nothing, but here's your respect.
I want tonight. I want allyou little shits to share my show
tonight around Formingdale. That Colin Horrowitzis on the best rated podcast, Not
that Mikey legerfow eleven year old Blitzsports podcast, but Limo Talk with graz
the highly rated, twelve year runningmissing my co host Bobby and Zarello podcast.

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How's that I'm good? I don'tremember. Okay, all right,
good can I go now? Ofcourse I'll see your power us. Thank
you for calling in. Of course, good night, Thank you. Bobby
said he didn't hear anything about eighto'clock, so he didn't think. And
I said, listen, you showup every weekend. Let's fine. Yeah,

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well I need to I need tostretch my legs a little bit.
You know what I mean, openup my open up my lungs, bore
everybody, all right, so comeon your best. So he's into the
Yankees. He played shortstop or whatsecond base? Which is good? So
you've been playing since like you're threeor four or five. Well, I
think we gotta like have like morepeople like to go over, Like,

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how do you feel about Petzels?How do you think this season one?
What? Jordan, you're gonna dictatingmy show? Now, I'm asking you
question. She's asking you questions.Cares about Petzel? Petzels on there a
couple of bots. He'll be goodnext year. Continue. I think we
have a cool song. Get outof question. Yeah really, she actually

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he liked this. He basically turnedto you and like, I don't want
to listen to you. I wanthe wants to know about his team.
Let me oh talk. It's meColin horwits taking over the show. What
can I do for you? I'mmade? Who who's back? Who's this?
Jack molloy? Yep? Hello,Jack malloy? What's calling? Good

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looking? I'm good? How areyou? How's everything great? Jack?
I heard that you're really having agood year this year. You're pitching very
well. Congratulations. I heard youhave a bat. I'm a four year
old, but I hear you're pitchingreal well. Thank you? All right,
good? What's what's your question?Go ahead, all right yo?

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Colin? Yes? What do youdo when you wake up in the morning?
Like, how do you get sogood looking? You too, Anthony?
I want to hear your what youdo too? So when I wake
up it would be prank bik.When I wake up, I like to
like jump in the shower and thenget ready. You wash my hair,
wash everything. Music on the background. Yeah, you always gotta listen to

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music when you shower. What doyou listen to? Banging music? Yeah?
Like nineteen hundred rocks Rocks? Whatdid Jack? Jack? Don't lure
this kid into a bad direction,as mothers already didn't want him on the
show because she thought it was alittle too risk. Gay, all right,

(15:15):
you gotta bring you on next time. I well, listen, you
should have probably came on, becausethat's as soon as you got out of
the call. What I dropped youoff? He goes, I want to
come to the show. I go, I got nobody coming on. I
said, come on in. Andthen next thing I know is both his
parents are mad at me right now. But that's okay. Next next time,
let me know I'll be there,all right, thanks, Jack,

(15:35):
shit a show, all right?I will all right, don't call back,
please, I will all right.Thanks? Five one six nine four
or five nine zero nine, theygot the number. Don't worry, Okay,
anybody else you want me to ratebesides Petzel? Oh, how do
you feel about like Thomas Wagner,Andrew Domo and old They want to know
Thomas Wagner, Lay, sorry youdidn't make the team? Andrew um Andrew?

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Who kist? I like to hangup the phone, Jack after hearing
the background, Jack, hang upthe phone, Bobby, hang up on
these people all the weakest things.Where's your mother? Can we get you

(16:21):
out of here quick enough? Ifyou're not entertaining don't you really listen?
You see this, this in frontof you means you must speak yes,
entertainment and you must be entertaining,right, Okay, so um, I
don't know. I was going toask, well, you really can't prepared.
He's like he's Radio Gold, isn'the You're looking to ask you name.

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He's basically just pushing you off,like, all right, what do
you think about pets All? That'sa point like three pats the whole year
you got number number two pencil.I don't know pets All. His name
is a kid good by the formercomes out with good ball players. They're
surrounded with good ball players. Sothat's a good thing about it. You're
having a problem with that his headphones, No, it's like they until then

(17:10):
with someone's calling in, I don'tneed to win them. Well yeah,
especially want to show you anybody elseYou need a review about it? Yeah,
Dulphy wants to know how you feelabout Will Herbert. Will Herbert theater.
Boy Herbert didn't play. He playedlike three plays. All right,
we done now or we're done.Wow, we're in a different direction.
Huh Yeah, thank god. Teais not dressed like she was last weekend.

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This kid would go home and Ithis kid would go home. Don't
say it. Don't even say Ididn't say it. I know I can't
even say it. No, Ican't. Actually from um from having Mother's
Day dinner with the fam'd that itwas nice. We wear Zona's right over
here and Massive Peaks Park because Zona'srestaurant. You never been there. It's

(17:56):
nice, it's good. Um foodis delicious. I have the chicken,
you know, I have like aset menu. But it was it was
really good. You know, wehad a good time. It was the
who picked up the tab your daughter? No, no, no, because
there was a lot of us.First of all, it was my daughter's
future in laws. Okay, how'sthat working out? Great? Because I
love her future mother in law.Row when I get along great, So

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why do you in a row getalong so great? Because we were because
we're good people, We're fun tobe with, have a good time.
I think that's really a judgment.No, I don't about being the good
parson. I know I'm a goodparty user. You use me to get
on the air and show. Ohmy god, let me tell you some
thing. You were on my showand you put your feet up on my

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freaking table, chewing gum, comingreally camera ready, well prepared, the
kids just overwhelmed with talented. He'sjust so anyway. So No, So
it was um. It was Rowand her boyfriend Scott, and it was
her brother, her sister, herparents, and me and my husband and

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Valerie and Steven, and it wasit was really nice. You had about
twenty people. Fifteen people, Huh. I was like, I don't know,
eight of us, nine of ussomething. It was nice. It
was just nice to all be together. That's what family's about, being together.
He done boring everybody whatever, atleast have something to talk about.

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No, I didn't know. Iwrote down stuff, what's the problem.
I was gonna be by myself,and as you can see, by myself,
I would have been a wow,a disaster. So what do you
have written down? I wrote fiveone six nine four or five nine zero
ninety nine that if I had tosit here and do the show by myself,
I'd be begging people to call in. I would be calling my son

(19:47):
on the air, or I'd becalled I would probably be calling you on
the air, and then I'd noBobby. When I found out Bobby was
a cod Air, and there wereno Richie because Richie's on in his car
coming back from Courtland after seven pointseven to five. Put it in a
good show in a championship game.And then yes, I didn't know about

(20:07):
you, and I had called youand you didn't answer the phone. So
Colin Colin was the next, soI picked up Christian from this, they
played what'd you guys play? Pickleballs? Up? Spike talking to them Mike,
one, oh one, listen,are you gonna want to do this
in college? You might be aquestion. What do you want to?
Excuse me? Excuse me? Whatdo you want to be when you grow
up? A police officer? Okay, that's what his mother was. Really,

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Yeah, A father's in a retiredelectrician as mother's was your dad?
Is your dad your dad's retire Washe in Local three? Yeah? Oh?
My whole family's a Local three?My whole family, Yeah, my
father, my father's a tired businessrep. My uncle, my cousins,
my brother's in Local three. NowI was in Local three for many years.
And kids looking at like, yeah, I could care less? Really

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no, no, I see I'mtrying to get him a little rolled up
anyway, And the mother's a retiredcoup. Okay, so he did good
people and now that's she's probably he'sbeen Christians. There there's a group of
five of them that have right beenfriends since they're like, now, well
do you have to be now toapply? Is it still twenty one?
Yeah? Okay, because I knowretiring now you have to put in twenty

(21:11):
five years instead of twenty right,Yeah, I think you'll be all right.
She retired from Nashville County. No, she was in the city.
She was in the city. Okay, I did auxiliary back in the day.
No, you did. You werean auxiliary cop. Yeah. I
was like a neighborhood like like oneof those neighborhood wanted to serve my community,

(21:33):
neighborhood gigster and I Jerry, let'sget in a car. Um.
Yeah I was. I was mostlyum on foot. I was mostly you
know, walking the streets, soto speak. And then only a couple
of times I got to ride inthe patrol car. Tell me if you
ever did you ever have an Ihad to listen first of all. Back
then, in like the early eighties, um based. I was very quiet,

(21:59):
and they used to call the precinctone eleven. They used to call
it fort Azalea because nothing really everwent on in all the years I was
doing for Azalea because it it waslike flowers. Yeah, nothing ever really
happened. So two incidences I had. One was we got a phone call
that guy was having a heart attack. Okay, so we show up and

(22:22):
attack. He was my partner andI were doing CPR on him, but
unfortunately he was we were doing.He was da when we got there,
but they wanted us to work onhim until the ambulance got there, which
we did, and it was sad. And then the second thing was someone
was trying to remember back in theday, people people guys stripped cause so

(22:44):
we caught these guys stripping the carsand you know we're not armed obviously,
you know that. So we havemiwakie talkie. We're calling everything in Jimmy,
Jimmy, Jimmy. It's ta gota cause shipping stripping where bird air
knew Jimmy and uh in bass.But what would you do? I mean,

(23:10):
like you guys were just like they'rejust we We would we would yell
and you know, you know,and try to keep them there. But
I mean I had handcuffs. Ihad a night stick I knew, I
knew, and I knew how toum use the handcuff. No, I
knew self defense because when you werein training, they taught you how to

(23:30):
use the night stick and you know, as a defense weapons. So I
didn't have a gun, but Iknew what to do with that ninth stick
if I had to. Did youever? No, I never did,
no, But I do know howto use it. I still have it
at home. It's very I havethe whole uniform. The only thing they
took away from me was my badge. They wanted the badge back, but

(23:51):
I kept everything else. I postedthe pick of me where every Yeah,
well usually it's there's usually there's otherthings that it scentuating the pictures. Not
the blonde one, but the onenext to it. That's where they wanted
me to play it. Which kidscalling us now on LIMOEP start a trend
here, Hello Limo talk? Who'sthis? Yeah? This is born of

(24:15):
Extraordinary Richard? Hello rich oh graTi, Teresa, how are you?
How would your trip up with theCalton to watch seven point nine five pitch
in a championship? Are you home? Uh? It was a no I
am not home, and I don'trecommend approaching the Tapanzee Bridge at the moment.

(24:40):
I am in traffic. No,the other way. If Gilber was
here tonight, we do a perfecttraffick. No, he won't call it.
He doesn't know. He wants iflisten, No, if if he's
not a if he's not here,he's not called in. He's not associated
at all. But see, Ican get it. I got a phone

(25:00):
call from bored up, so poredup? What's bought up? You know
who's in the studio with me?Right? Oh, Teresa foul. I'll
give you one. I'll give youone. Guess fifteen fifteen. His father's
a bit of a uh, youknow, uh, high maintenance, and
he's and the kid's a bit ofa douche. Oh, one of your

(25:23):
sons. No, it's not it'snot my son, it's my it's one
of my son's friends. Oh whatare your son's friends? Yes, say
hello, say hello, Ah,I can't get the voice. Say say

(25:44):
something else. The Jets are gonnakill the Cowboys a week too. Oh
my god, it's that Colin Harwan. That's yeah, Rich, Rich,
there's a story behind this. Wait, Rich, there's a story behind this.
So you told me all week you'regoing to be in Courtland, and
I was flim flaming figuring out ifI was really going to do the show,

(26:07):
and then we end up staying home. So I'm like, all I'll
do the show. And then Bobbydecides, you know, he's like,
I'm not coming in because you knowhow he is. He didn't hear.
He didn't hear from me, sohe's like, I'm not coming in.
He threw the radio out the windowin the street. Ye yeah, he's
not listening. So so that Itried called Teresa and it just goes right

(26:29):
to voicemail. I was at dinnerwith the family from his dad, so
I'm like, oh happy, Ohwell happy, thank you, appreciate that
you thank you. All right,So I'm like, oh my god,
I got nobody. So I pickup Christian. They're playing at the field
and Collins in the car and I'mlike, Colin goes Colng goes, shit

(26:52):
here, I want to come tothe show. I'm like you sure.
He's like, yeah, I'll cometo the show. I'm like all right.
So cut to the show. Sothen I got l know man and
me Chris is man and me.But Colin's hanging out with me in the
show, and we got like tenlisteners from the farming delve kids listening.
We got twelve, and now wehave twelve. You're gonna get listened this.
Uh della baseball should be turning infor the whole team. That's good

(27:19):
break down. How the Cowboys aregonna beat the Jets a week? Two?
Richard, it's not even gonna beclosed. The Jets are easily winning.
You're right, it's not gonna beclose. You can't wait. Oh
boy, we're gonna get a littlewe gotta get a little way to go
again. I think that I'll putanything on it, and you know what,
I might get involved in it.I might get involved in that wager.

(27:41):
Two. I mean, hey,rich where are you? How far
are you into your ride home?Uh? About an hour? I'm at
least an hour and fifteen hour.Oh wow, you want me to send
you the show for Rancer's gonna beNo, you want me to send you

(28:02):
to show so you can listen tohim for your next hour and a half,
so you can listen to it live. And now he wants see it
safely. Absolutely, of course Ilooked them talk. That's great, that's
so good. And you know what, I know, I know you're just

(28:22):
sitting there, you cracking up thephone, going all right, fucking listen
to your ship. Sorry, Colin, I apologize your mother's probably he's never
used those words. Yeah, Idon't care. Colin never said anything like
that to me at least, Sothat's my story. So I pulled him
out. I pulled them. Yeah, Hello, Hello, is this thing

(28:47):
on there? That's great? Doyou have any questions? Great? You
got any questions for the panel here? Colin Horwitz, Young, Teresa Farrell
and me? Any question any questionfor us? Anything story you'd like to
tell, maybe about how your sondid today and how you didn't think he
was gonna do good and uh somethinglike that. Well, I never said

(29:08):
I didn't think he was do butI always think by something good, Okay,
I think anything. Well. UhNo, he ended up getting the
start today in the uh, inthe in the championship game, which he
was a very nice thing as aas a freshman again, so I was
very happy. That's great. Isthat rare? I guess that's rare?
Huh. I don't know. Idon't know why he was picked. I

(29:30):
mean there was other there was actuallyother guys that were available that uh,
because you had a sporting that theyplayed five games at four days. But
uh, but he got the nodand uh and I was happy for I'm
going to give it to something else, and he gave it in. So
I don't know, beautiful, beautiful, I don't have the reason. So
that's a big that's a big voteof confidence, I think. So,

(29:53):
yeah it is. Now what happens? Did they win for a three?
Uh? No? Actually they lost. It was a great, a great
game. They were one strike awayfrom winning in the night and rock Fort
kind of hit and the NAT's goinga few orangs and went to extra inning.
Then uh they lost the extra twelvenine. So now what happens from

(30:15):
here? Are they done? No, they still have a They still get
a bit of the regionals because oftheir records and strength and schedule all seasons.
So they they're in the regional tournamentnext weekend. And where's that and
who are they playing? Do youknow? Uh don't know yet that the
selection happens on Tuesday, Okay,so find out where they're playing and who

(30:40):
they're playing, and uh who theForm four teams will be for next week's
tournament. Okay, does he didyou know if you made the team for
that tournament? No, not yet. You probably won't. You probably won't
post the roster till Wednesday or Thursday. Okay, so you won't know.
And they cut it. They cutit down the twenty six kits. So
on, he taking like fourteen players, twelve pitchers. Okay, he's one

(31:04):
of the twelve pitchers going he'll playall right? All right, Well,
congratulations on that one. I appreciateit a lot of good stuff. So
happy for him. All right,So will you in next week? Back
you back next week? Actually?Uh? Laurence Sherman from Florida, who's
um one of our good friends wholistens often, a very big fan of

(31:26):
Tea time with Teresa, says,the Cowboys are gonna win. Uh and
uh. And he's in Florida.I can't. I'm trying not to stay
away. Yes he is, like, Oh, I think he's a good
guy. I like Rich. I'mglad you called in Rich. What did

(31:48):
you say, Rich? Maybe fiveone six nine four five nine zero nine
nine. I got a better chancein hell to have him call me.
He just wants to make sure Idon't say anything stupid. Well that then
again, yeah, yeah, that'sanother one. Yeah, wow, that
one. I will tell you this. Having you not here and having him

(32:10):
not here and having Colin sitting in, it's making for great radio. The
kid, all I know is he'sgot great posture. Every once in a
while, he looks up, hegets straight, he looks at he looks
at the TV. He's having hisown little fun talking to people in his
own little group over here. Sowhat do they call? Your friends have

(32:30):
called in already, Well, Danielwants to talk about Polo, the guy
that, the guy that talks politicsis not here. Yeah, we don't
quest we're not We don't discuss politics. We don't discuss who's winning the who's
winning the uh the runoff for thebudget and all that stuff. No,

(32:52):
no, we don't talk about that. Let's all I say is past the
budget. That's all I care about, Right, Rich, get out,
get out and vote vote yes forthe Farmingdale School budget on Tuesday made sixteen.
There you go, and Rich andand and do tell them where they
can venmo you for the grass ofdunk that's coming in June. Dunk,

(33:13):
So when you can dunk Anthony GrazzieDay, which and I'm trying to get
money from some of the listeners.I want Greg d Flipot to throw me
at twenty for the grass of Dunk, for the underprivilege, for some of
the underprivileged children that we might havein Farmingdale that are playing baseball, for
the high class Farmingdale tastball. Idon't know, I'm trying to make it.

(33:34):
I'm trying to if somebody, ifsomebody wants to donate to the Graza
Dunk ahead of time, Okay,Graza Dunk is Saturday, Dude team to
baseball day. I'm talking to Farmingdale. But if you want to please spend
mo at Farmingdale Baseball and just putin the membo with the Graza Dunk and
we will put that money aside toU. The c Anthonys Hoult for sure.

(33:55):
Six hundred last year was shooting fora thousand this year. If I
come up anything less than six hundred, I'm gonna be devastating. Last year,
yeah, I want. I promisedhim. I promised him a thousand.
But the only reason why, seeI get beat up going in that
subtech. I got beat up.It hurts. So I want the young
rookie. I want the y Idon't understand because it was cold, it

(34:17):
was cold trying to get I haven't, I haven't. Wait a minute,
I have a very bad hip.So my hip hurts me trying to get
up on the stairs. Right.So then besides that, every once in
a while, a right or lefttesticle will get caught into the into the
seat. Is the trains coming,that's right. See here at Limo Talk

(34:42):
on Sunday nights, we lead thedoor open anybody that could walk in.
I see what happened, you see. But anywhere else it's locked. It's
totally locked. But the here aLimo Talk on Saturday nights, he leaves
the door open. He doesn't carewho comes in. It's the truth.
Look, this is so funny,right, and we get trained noises.

(35:07):
He's a special strong old TV looksgood tonight. He did a really good
job. It's actually it's he's athis final destination here. And kudos to
Bobby lest Sarah Um. I thinkhe did a good job. Bob,
congratulations and and the best to you. And and uh I'm leaving no snow,

(35:35):
but rich you know he has donea good job, he lit,
Sarah, what's up? You don'tyou don't want to talk to me?
Done a phenomenal job at that place, Yes, a major transformation. What
are you doing on there? You? Who are you talking to? Bobby?
Got people ordering something? What areyou? What are you doing?
You're like at that devious smile onyour face. Fine, I'm on the

(35:57):
go. Go run out of itto the train station, see if the
is a homeless guy and bring himback an interview of who about that?
Greg? Who do you think?Oh? Greg? He said he's coming
in June. I'm so excited.Yes, yes, I'm excited to see
him. All right, laurd Shermanwants to know how much we want from
him. Listen, I'm serious drawingus twenty dollars to the Farmerdale Baseball each

(36:17):
person. If we get a twentyyere and are if I get one hundred
dollars to start off, it's onehundred dollars less than we have to get
from the kids. This is true, right right, Rich, That's that's
very true. Gross. I mean, look, you know every dollar counts
for the grot dog. Rich.Just so you know your popularity when you
got on, we had fourteen peoplesince you've been on its dip to a

(36:39):
low seven, just saying no,I was trying to wait. Hold on,
Laurd Sherman wants to give us fivehundred dollars. I don't want the
giving me five dollars, Sherman.I don't want to hunt five hour dollars.
Teen done, Sherman. Sherman forone hundred dollars, I'll give you
a full all already, don't you, Undrey, hold on, Yo,

(37:04):
my mom's here. Yo's gotta goby college, bye college. Oh my
god. By Coll just walks out, how fast he left? Skid mom
fast? Richie ran out of here, get out of here. Wow,
look it sounds to you and Ikid and Riches on the phone, and

(37:28):
Riches on the phone, and Bobbydoesn't give two ships. All right,
So Lauren Sherman wants to give usfive hundred dollars. I don't want to
do that. And I want tosay that that those donations over over time
with Lauren Shermans, and you gottatake what you get when you get it.
No, I get you know what, Sherman. Sherman draw us one
hundred dollars towards the Venmo to startus off. I'll give you that.

(37:50):
We'll get a signed picture of me, Teresa Rich and Bobby and Bobby lest
Sarah when we take one, wetake one and will send it to you
with all Love's Teresa's run. It'sa wild, crazy night here in Paradise
Studios. Rich. I swear toGod, if Colin is here and it's

(38:13):
just man Colin, I probably wouldhave walked off the air about the kids,
like, hey, did you tellme? Did you tell me how
Petzel plane? He was asked.He's asking. He's got the kids he's
talking to from the baseball team ona group chat. He's asking the kids.
Uh, he's asking the kids,Hey, to ask question. I

(38:36):
don't know what to ask. Lloydcalls in, he goes, I go,
what do you want to ask?Goes uh, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't knowwhat they ask. Dude. It's they're
they're they're like, they're so cluelessand unprepared. Man. Kids today,
I feel sorry for the world.Oh my god. But he's a good

(38:57):
kid. So Colin Harwoods, thankyou. As you're ripping him. Colin,
you know that's not very nice.Mister Graza's picking no, because imagine
it was just me and him.Oh my god, trouble. He's like,
whooping Goldberg, You and trouble.He was, You're asking three questions,
you have three different questions out eventrouble three different times. He just

(39:21):
like, can do what you andwent on. I mean, I think
I was trying to be engaging andask him some baseball questions. But I'm
Colin Horowitz, I'm second shortstop JVbaseball. Thanks, that's it, that's
what you got. A good boy. He left ran out, Richie ran
out. He's like, my mom, see, I gotta go, gotta
go, gotta go for meal.So he would have left me at dude,

(39:46):
he would have left me at ninefifty five. I would have buy
myself the rest of the show.I want here. I sat here.
What happened? He's got tomorrow?I know that. I know that.
Hey, did you know Charlie Meyersstood us up last week? You want

(40:07):
Charlie Meyers stood us up last week? He was supposed to do that.
He was supposed to hang out withus. He's supposed to call in and
say hello and everything else, andhe never did. And what's going on?
Captain Arnold? She don't like usno more. I don't know if
she's she's nowhere to be found.I text us, she doesn't text me
back and text me back, whichmeans she still can be out with her

(40:28):
mama. All right, Happy Mother'sDay, though. Wish everybody happy Mother's
Day. You did right. Wisheverybody happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day
to your wife and the family.Rich Hello, Rich, Hello, Rich?
Rich drives safe? Rich? He'sstill there? Safe? Rich.

(40:49):
He's in a he's in a likeone of those dead zones. We keep
him on and we'll just he's stillon. Can't hear he's still on?
The show sucks. Let me openup the doors. Maybe somebody will walk
in. Oh my god, hehe's no, it's okay, it's right.
What what's all right? You know? Rich is in a dead zone?

(41:10):
Spot, Richie, are you there? Rich? Can you hear me?
Now? Can you hear me?Now? I think he's gone now,
yeah, So that I would havebeen I can't get I would have
been dead. So let me askyou a question. Did you do anything
you know, nice for your wifefrom others? We had bagels this morning.
She wanted bagels, okay, andwe got take out and we had

(41:31):
she wanted um pasta. Okay,so she wanted a bowl pasta. Did
you get the takeout from? Wegot it from Francescos. There's a Francescas.
Okay, pizzeria in Farmingdale just openedup recently. I like this sauce.
The kids like this sauce. Okay, it's all about the suce.
It's all about the sauce. Butthere's so many in in in Farmingdale there.

(41:53):
Oh yeah, there's a lot ofgood ones. There's some of that
aren't that good. Yeah, someof that went out of business that used
to. So what's on this listthat I that you got? Papant here?
Oh that was it? The gradmoCharlie Meyers stood us up. Sarah
Martin was drunk and had no voicewhen she called from so she said she'll
come on after the seventeen. Yeah, Blind Jim My thought did a very

(42:15):
good job for the tenant ten.Yes, then you took over, and
well I have that show had threesegments that I enjoyed so much that I'm
having them pull out the three segments. Oh okay, the Blind jim segment,
right, the segment with Mikey Lagerfoeand a segment with cheat you.
I have to tell you something ahead. So I was at my brothers the
other day and he goes, youknow, I saw you on this Facebook

(42:37):
thing and I'm like, what areyou talking about? He goes, yeah,
this guy, this guy he postedhe posted you. And I was
like, I have no idea whatwe're talking about. And he hands me
his phone and he's showing me Limotalk on one like on a dad group
or some Yeah, well, mybrother's on now. Yeah, those guys
are great. They like us.See there's a couple of sites, how

(42:59):
Massive her Real new York, RealLife New York. Hold on a minute.
I shared it him and I'm likean exclusive one. There's a couple
of couple. My brother's like,you're on You're on Massive Peak with dads
and I'm like what yeah, Andhe's like yeah, He's like you know,
I'm watching you. And I'm like, okay, I get it all

(43:19):
let'sten. Greg had us in andlast week we are all over listen how
I get all? Right? SoI can't do like, I can't do
like Steve Marinello does. He doeslike he ships to Steve the cop I
know who well, I've never methim. Okay, I met him once.
A great guy he is, andI've never met him. Just so
you know, we are the anchorsof the of the of the station here.

(43:42):
Yes, he booked you, him, him and me. You're coming,
You're coming at distant third. Ohmy god. He shares it all
over four hundred times a week.I can't do that anymore. Who has
time? I don't have time.So philipp See what happens is if de
Filippo shares it, and then Idon't really share it? Right? We
do six hundred seven hundred eight itright? If I share, I do

(44:06):
everything. Doesn't share. I don'thave anyone helping me I need to do
I no one helps me, hesaid, Greg does well? Greg?
Hello Greg? No, no,no, If it wasn't for Greg,
you'd be in trouble. If itwasn't for Greg, I wouldn't be where
I am. That's what I'm sayingthat way, because he helped me.
Of course, he got it.He started it, yes, and then
I could thank him because he's alsoI mean, he told me what to

(44:30):
do. I didn't just do everythingmyself. I got a stroke, kudos.
I talked to the guy every day. I'm just saying he's coming to
hang out of my house or comein the air. I'm excited when he
when he comes in and stuff likethat. Yeah, he did a great
job for me and he still does. Yes, but I don't. It's
weird. We it was easy atGove's Radio to do two thousand and a

(44:51):
snap at the beginning. Well,I think for me, book changed it
all around. And I think alsoit's it's different for me because I used
to be on two Tuesday mornings.Yeah, and now you're on it,
and now you're and now you're onat night. Right now I'm on at
night, which I think it's better. It's definitely better because it's easier for
me to get guests. And alot of people are like, oh,
Tuesday morning ten am. I'm like, yeah, I know. It's whatever

(45:15):
it is, what it is,Well, that was a disaster. It's
called the Real Men of New York. It's like a private's it's like a
private group that we have. Yeah, you're not allowed in requisite as a
penis and I don't have. Andthe other one where your brothers d is
another private group of going it tothe message got exclusive day. You can't

(45:39):
get in there. Yeah, there'sone old I'll tell you right now if
we've got it. There's something thatit's funny because I don't like the fact
that sometimes they deny me. Soif they deny me, I get out
of the groups. Right, that'sI'm out. You know I've been Farmerdale
fabulous Moms. I've been in therefor ten years. I share my show,
I share my show, they deny. I'm like, I'm out.

(46:00):
Really now they talk about another limoservice in Farmandale, old time thing because
I'm not sitting here class it wouldhave been a drink out of this.
I think you should go get twocups and let's have a I need a
shot of you. Get two cups. Well you're going to talk to my
my listener, of course I willwhile you get I bought a little mini
bottle of actually my show. Yes, I did we get a like from

(46:22):
you? Or maybe a heart?Oh my? You know, like I
want to I want to see itwas only Lawrence Sherman's on and I want
to get a like from Lawrence Shermanfor our show. He said the picture
is worth fifty nine dollars. Soif we give Lawrence Sherman a picture of
us, he'll get he'll send us, He'll send us fifty nine dollars.
So my daughter had an engagement party, we know, and so she gave

(46:45):
out these little bottles, I knowfrom set of Home and like Marlowe and
Pinot and whatever and on. Herewas a little tag with their picture and
it said saved the date for thewedding. So it was really cute.
So I took a few of thesehome and I was like, I'm going
to bring one because you guys arealways drinking beer when I'm here, and
I prefer a little vino. SoI bought um on always gonna go get

(47:07):
us two cups. So I wanta little Toronto something because Grads gets a
little spoiled um when his friend comeshere home him the Savasa man with beer,
and then all the guys have beer. And I'm not I'm not really
a beer drinker. I like,I like a little um vino. Speak

(47:27):
about vino. I have to tellyou I went to Parkside and they make
their own wine, best red homemadewine I've ever had. I have to
tell you Parkside's homemade red wine,best red wine I've ever had in my
life. Yeah, you would theother night, we all your all your
gime from um, excuse me,that's from Guns and Graham's Larry Durr write

(47:52):
a producer director, and we hada little meeting because um, we're trying
to come up with vocations and Ihave a warehouse in Loyal City that you
can rent. Okay, I'll lethim know because we're gonna be filming in
New York, LA, Baltimore andNaples. I'm sorry, do you want
the more or the less? Yeah? Go ahead, Yeah, I'm the

(48:15):
mother you'd take. Give me thelast. Um, thank you. Here's
to your acting career. Here's yourpathetic podcast, health health, Health,
health Wealth, pathetic pot I sayto suck cess and happy Penis. That's
how I toast. You wouldn't saythat thing. You would never say these
things on your show. Now,who's on tomorrow? I have Steve Aliva

(48:38):
coming on my show. Is acomedian. Steve is a comedian. He's
an actor, and he's a writer, and he's also a retired fire New
York Fire Department f d n Y. My singing rate, yes, and
he also does a lot of showswith um John Leroccia for Left that Saves
Lives and I worked with him inthe PA. Asked this YouTube videos out

(49:00):
there of but with John Oliva,we did, John, I say,
John, Steve Olivia, look,I'm not even drinking it. Hello.
With Steve Aliva, we did.If you go to YouTube, we did
a thing called Piano Man and it'sa spoo fum billy Joel's lyrics and literally

(49:22):
like everyone's interviewed, like they sayold man, and then you see the
old man being interviewed and whatever.So I'm the politician and they they mentioned
and it's good, it's fun.So Steve, you're having a good time.
You've seemed to be getting a lotmore opportunities since you've I notice you're
out there a lot. I don'tknow if I don't ever ask you,
and it's none of my business.I know you're getting paid on somebody's I

(49:43):
know somebody should do. I dida short film um on Friday for a
good friend of mine and Frank Faiellaactually played my husband for like the fourth
time, and yes, I gotpaid. And speaking of him, he
is on he is doing I've withme Bobby and Richie at our spouses.

(50:04):
Yes, I've been invited next Saturdaynight to uh Michelle asked his comedy Nights.
Yes, that's the twentieth, twentieth, it's the twentieth, so it's
next Saturday. Yes, I wassupposed on that show and I can't make
it because I'm going to a um, we're going to a communion part.
I was supposed to be on theshow. And a friend of mine is

(50:27):
coming in from California to do ashow at mcguires. Haven't seen him in
thirty years. Okay, I thoughtit would be nice if I can get
on the show work with him,like a reunion reunion kind of thing.
But um, my mom is actuallycoming in on the twentieth, and my
sister is having a birthday cake forher, So I don't know where I'm
gonna end. I think it's BonnieSchool, Easie, Bonnie Scolasi's on there.

(50:52):
Frank, I think Frank Faella ison the right. And Buddy your
buddy christ Buddy Christmas. Yeah.No, I really really want the person
that's at the double l Taverne.I got to remember these things because I
remember. I think they're gonna tryto do it once a month, if
I'm not mistaken. She's got alot of bulls to be doing that stuff.

(51:12):
That's too much, man, that'sit's it's hard. She's not doing
it by herself. She's doing itwith her partners. It's not easy.
She's got a partner who owns theplace. So it makes you even better.
Yes, it's like it's like Murdswith me, like right once every
six months, just Bobby, justput up the fly. Thank you,
Bobby. I can get anything instantone. I've worked with everyone there except

(51:34):
Alex. She's a sponsor on thisstand comes up right away. Thank you
could take that off now, thankyou. M Yeah, they're all great.
I work with all of them exceptAlex. It's like Murg and me.
Correct, Tammy, we had theparty right. He wants to do
it once a month, and Iwill get on one of those shows.
I think eventually. Where's where isthe Double L Tavern? I don't even

(51:57):
know where. It's not even sure. I think it's a Is it in
Bethpage? I don't know? Butall right, So I'm gonna plug go
to Michelle asked to Asta, she'sgonna plug her. I got really go.
I gotta Plugger, I gotta plugyour show this Saturday, the twentieth.
Good comedians on there. I guessit's a buffet. You get one

(52:20):
free drink and good luck. Ihope, I hope it sells out.
It's not easy. Yeah, noit's not. It's not. It's not
easy to produce shows and put theasses. I'm sorry the tushies in the
season petrified the second show. Ididn't think we were going to have as
many people as we we did.I mean, you know, when you
have people who come every year,they look forward to it, So I

(52:40):
think it was good. I meanfor those who are paying attention, it
was. You know, it's roughwhen you know, if you're not in
a comedy club per se, peoplethere for comedy. I mean they knew
that you're doing comedy, but youknow what it is is that you're in
a bar setting and everyone's seeing eachother for the first first minute. While
first you know, you want tocatch up, you want to talk,

(53:01):
you want to you know, firstone was like coming out of COVID.
Remember the first one was crazy crazy, that's yeah, that was a year
and a two years ago. Yeah, the first one was nuts. It
was nut. Yeah, it wasthe first I was packed both sides of
the bar. Yeah, where theyplayed dark, and the bar was packed
and m and this side we hadmost of a bar pack, which is

(53:22):
where it should have been, shouldhave been, but it worked out.
Yeah, I'm done now, that'sit. I'm done. I am done,
stick Stick, I'm watching everybody elsenow. How I felt sitting next
to Bobby and not and and worryingabout people walking in at one point,
I don't know why. I neverhad that feeling before, and I'm like,

(53:43):
this thing's going to be a dud. And I wasn't. No,
and anything I've ever touched anything asI've done something like that. Yeah,
Comedy Nights beat a ball. Whenwe were raised the money for the for
the couple of people we bought.I think we bought Danie McCallister wheelchair and
stuff like that. We sent themoney. Anything that we ever did right

(54:05):
was successful. Yes, So Idon't want to fail. And now as
I'm getting older, a lot ofpeople don't want to do things. When
my buddy Gary Man seen you thenight before says, oh, give me
the update, what's going on forthe night, for the night, and
then I knew when I hung upthe phone he's notes to a lot of
people like to wait till the lastminute. Yeah, which is is it's
hard when you when you book aplace and you're going to be doing a

(54:27):
show there. Um, you know, people need to really get tickets in
advance, you know, and theydon't want because then the venue sees that
people are coming. I mean,if you wait till the last minute,
or you want to buy at thedoor, it's it doesn't work out.
They ends up canceling the show.What's funny about it is with Mers,
he just turns to me and hegoes, are you doing anything? I

(54:49):
go, yeah, why, hegoes, whatever you want to do and
he gives us the door, right. No, I mean it's nice.
He gives us. He gives usa free drink to everyone. No,
it was, it's a nice It'sthe way he does it is just incredible.
No, I mean, listen,it's a nice it is. It's
a nice venue. It's just amatter of you know, utilizing it correctly,
correct And I like it over therethose family. I think doing it

(55:12):
where we did it in the cornerworked out great. I think the setup
was fine. Thank you to JustinMcDonald for the sound, the equipment.
He always he always comes through.I like justin. I like that at
the whole group. Yeah, theonly one, the only one. I
gotta get him on my show.Well, we gotta pick him aday night.
It's hard because he watches Yeah oneand he's pissed. A couple of
people pissed at me. Charlie Meyerswas pissed at me, but then he

(55:35):
wasn't pissed at me. But nowI'm pissed at him because he never came
on lest It's a lot of pissing. Yeah, man, I had you
all set up. He fell asleepand he said that his wife tossed his
phone to the side and he didn'theed the alarm. So and now I
haven't heard from them all week again. Oh god, that's fine, all
right, whatever it is, whatit is, you know, be happy
I have the time to be sittinghere on Limo Talk. There's no Sunday

(56:00):
night. I mean, like,there's nothing going on with my friend.
That's it, right, Tomorrow,tomorrow you'll go on high. Just let
you know about my weekend. Sundaywe went to making fun. Sunday we
went to the what was the restaurant? It was? It was Thursday,
No Sunday today what restaurant. Andfor Mother's Day we went to Zona's and

(56:27):
it was my maybe my future wifeand her family and everything else. And
then Sunday night I went on liveoutTalk with the guys, but there were
no guys there this time. Wait, talk about it tomorrow. It was
Grass and a fifteen year old whodidn't want to answer any questions. That
kid didn't want anything to do.He's like, I can't wait to come
on. I can't wait. Wow, And he'll never be bad, It'll

(56:51):
never be back. That's fine.Yeah, holy shit, I can't get
richie on. See. I justgot a vent really yeah. I sweat
to god, I swear to god. I got a start of Venmo so
I could keep tea Time going becauseI have no sponsors. So I just
got a Venmo oh God, forfifty dollars really yeah, from mister Greg

(57:13):
d Philippo. Oh Greg, Greg, I love you. Hold on a
minute, let me get best holdon. See. That's that's good stuff.
Greg. You know I don't wantto I have to start something for
Tea Time. I don't want Idon't know what to do. I need
to get I know you don't knowwhat to do. I need to get
sponsor, sponsors you need. Iwant to keep tea time going. You
need to go. Yo, Justto let you know. I just got

(57:36):
my first VENMO from Greg d Philippofor fifty dollars for the two thousand,
twenty three Grazi Dunk for the Farmerdalebaseball It just came into my money.
So I figured I'll give you forty. I'll take ten, and we're all
good, right, Yes, fortyto you like one two three for you,

(58:00):
one two three four for me,one two three for you, one
two three four five for me.It's funny. Oh my god, it's
all for the kids, I guess, yeah, all for the kids.
All right. I just I justwant to let you know that d Fhi
Limo sent me fifty dollars. Andthen Laurence Sherman, who says he's gonna
send him, want to send mefive hundred. I talked him out of

(58:21):
him. I think I'll get fiftyout of him too, so and I'll
give Sherman like a guest spot onhere, he'll come hang out. I'll
make it worth this fifty bucks.All right, you're good? What every
donation get a Limo talk t shirt. How's that you know what, So
so far I'm at fifty bucks andI'm hoping for a fifty from Sherman.
There's a hundred. What do youwant me to hold on a minute?

(58:43):
You want me to give out myLimo Talk T shirts? Of course me
twenty five to get the goddamn shirt, Doune, All right, what are
you out of your mind? Show? Yeah? Really listen? What do
you think, Mike? What doyou think I'm? I'm I'm blitz sports.
What do you think I'm mikey legerfowith his old line magnus. You
know, eleven year old's got hisown apparel. Now, he's got sweatshirts,

(59:07):
hats. Yeah, he's got someon What did you just say?
Shirt? Eat me? You didn'teven buy a fucking T shirt for me
for Limo Talk for your son.No, not one of you members of
Limo Talk have bought anything for anybodyin your families. Oh well, I

(59:28):
was also given the shirt, soI gave you a Limo Talk shirt too.
Every member be a T You haveone, don't you? Or you're
gonna have one? Yeah? Butyou never wear and you could have.
You could have bought a couple offor your family. You know, times
are tough. We're in a recessionto them. Yeah, twenty five,
I got I get it for Iget it for twenty He's making a whopping

(59:52):
five dollars. Five dollars. Yes, I want to take that money,
invest it back in the show likea spont right. Yeah, Greg D
flo just paid for next week's show. Thanks Gregg. Oh my god.
All right, listen, let mego. I just want to let you
know we got fifty dollars from Gregd Filippo, and I'm working on Laurence

(01:00:12):
Sherman. You up me five hundred. I think he's full of it.
I'll get fifty out of here,maybe a hundred. You know those guys,
you know, you know those youknow those Florida, those Florida,
those Floridians from New York, especiallyJewish ones. You know about them,
you know, tighter than a Yeah. All right, let me go.
I'm drinking veno. I'm happy,Yes, goodbye, thank you? All

(01:00:37):
right. Speaking about Floridians, mymom is coming back, Like I mentioned
before, she's coming back to NewYork on the twentieth. So we're gonna
like try to like sell good.No, no, no, no,
no, she's back you know,for the summer, and then she goes
back down after the new year.But we're gonna we have to celebrate Mother's
Day and her birthday. Okay,yeah, all right, that's that's fun.
Yeah, No to hold down thewhole day affair. What are you

(01:00:58):
guys gonna do? Maybe having everyoneover like around four, So depending on
if I have to shoot out toMaguires that night to see John, then
I might be able to spend acouple of hours there. I don't know
what she's basically doing your I tineraryof the future things. I'm just trying
to figure out. This past weekwas crazy week. Well, you had

(01:01:20):
a lot of you. I wasfilling a hundred feet Yeah good, it
was very good. And it wasone hundred feet of my Facebook page.
I put like a small video clipof the table that just went on like
forever that way and then that way, and it was It was a lot
of fun. It was great seeingeveryone from Who's Engraves End Willie demos on

(01:01:45):
Amazon Prime, and it was reallynice seeing some of my recipes for Love
Family and it was just nice toget together. I didn't know he does
this every year around his birthday.Yes, and it was the first but
it was the first, No,it was the first year I was invited.
Did you have a good time?I had a blast? Okay,
did you get to hang out?How did you get home? By the
way, Well, what happened wasI had called Ozzie to go with him,

(01:02:06):
but he had a full car.Then I called It was in Ozzie's
car for the same Big time,Tommy time, Tommy, his daughter takes
up the whole front and a bunchof other people. Big Time Tommy and
Ozzie got the whole front and thewhole front, the tires a tied.
Calling Anthony Aveni, who said hewas going to leave, but he was
leaving the night before and he wasspending two nights there and I wasn't doing

(01:02:28):
that. So unfortunately, it tookme three hours to get there, which
was sucky, but coming home ittook two hours, which it should normally
do if you don't have your half. So big time, Tommy, Ozzie
and who else was in the car, daughter and a couple of other people
that I didn't know. Okay,did you have a good time? I
had a blast. What did youeat? It was great? I had

(01:02:49):
They had a socie. They hada sciege in peppers. They had um.
It was delicious. They had pastawith shrimp, they had um.
Oh my god. There was justa lot of food and drink. And
who was the most who? Who'sthe most popular actor? Who's the most
popular actor there? The most popularactor? The actress? Actor actress?

(01:03:15):
Don't do you? Won't do?Mean anybody I asked you the question,
I don't know. I guess WillieWillie Willie de Mayo's time he was there,
and um, I would say thisfemale, I would say that sticks
out in my head really quickly.Is is fran and fran um is hopefully

(01:03:35):
going to come on my wire?You a mob king? I was not
mob king. And everyone's going downnext week for the premiere. I was
invited to go. They wanted somemedia coverage and take the gonna take care
of your flight? Are they gonnatake care of you? Take care of
your flight, take care of yourroom. I take care of taking care
of you for your time now now. And that's why I'm not going.

(01:03:57):
Why would you go? I'm notin it. I'm not part of the
cast. Um. When's the nextperson that's bringing you in for your media
credentials to sit there and doing interviewson the on the runway and everything else.
When was when's the next one that'scoming? Did you you did interviews,
didn't you? Yeah? The nextI did that at a soprano con
mob con okay, and Bobby wasthere with me and Kristen Tinsley and everyone

(01:04:23):
was under one roof and I wasable to get a fabulous interview with m
that coming back. I'm I don'tknow. I don't think they're going to
be doing it again. No,I don't think they do. I don't
think trying it. If you haven'tnoticed, yeah, I know. I'm
into doing you too. I know. It's like this the banter, Now,
this is it? So what's what'syour favorite part? Who's your like

(01:04:45):
your favorite right now? All thecome on, there's got to be an
actor that you're You're just like,Wow, this guy's he's great. He
treats me good. I again,Oh then I'm working with now someone who
I'm working with? Well, listen, I love all my cast from Recipes
for Love. Yeah, that's theone that's the one where you got actually
got Daniel Baldwin and Nick Toro andNick Ta Toro was just in freaking Riverhead

(01:05:09):
for Hanks Yanks, Yanks, Hanks, Yanks, Yanks, Hanks, Yank
Hanks Shanks. It's a baseball Iknow what it is. And there were
a lot of celebrities out there,and ulf to Ucci went there right,
it was great Ucci. What's hisname? Ucci? Squeegee, Squeegee,
Squeegie is doing my show next nextMonday, the twenty sections. Maybe that's

(01:05:30):
the day I might just walk in. Yeah, I might walk in.
I like, you know, talkingabout his book where oh you know about
his book, David Cohen. Buthe has a second He has a second
book now too. Squeeze's got asecond book. He does so one of
my I have to tell you.Just from sitting down and getting to talk
to him for five or ten minutes, his face lit up. He liked

(01:05:51):
how I was. I liked howI was picking on you. Yeah,
he loves that. Yeah, heloved that very much. And you know
what I enjoyed Squeegee. I thoughthe was a good interview. I think
that David Cohen good luck charms great. Yeah, I thought Squeegee was one
of I liked him a lot.He's got great stories of um, you
know the Yankees back when he wasa bad boy. That's a great story

(01:06:15):
to David Cohen, perfect game storyif anybody, if everybody doesn't realize what
we're talking about. The last say, fifteen minutes last week, we had
like a little mini bat Boy partyafter party for Teresa. Teresa was straight
here from I Have It All set. She was at a VFW hall in

(01:06:36):
flor Park doing bat Boy. She'sthe only female member she brought back.
No, there is someone else,but she wasn't there. Yeah, but
you brought back Squeegee back here,who plays little Little Ray plays Billy Martin,
and Squeegeegee who plays Raise cousin Edwin, and Squeegee happened to be a

(01:07:00):
bat happened to work as a batboy for the Yankees when Derek Jeeta was
there and and and Pasada and allthose guys, and Squeegee got very close
with David Cone. Yeah, soDavid very very close to Coney. Yeah.
Yeah, we call. Oh wait, Eleanor Harwitz, thanks for letting

(01:07:21):
column be on the show tonight.You're welcome, Eleanor. He was a
blast. Yes, Greg d Flow, make sure you have an extra small
T shirt for Tea to try on. Yeah, thank you. Anne Rothty,
who has to you know, knowseverybody what's going on Double Ella's Village,
green Hicksville Grass. Yes, nice, Thanks, that's what I needed

(01:07:43):
to know. Thanks. I appreciateit. But um so Squeegee comes on
and tells us the story of theDavid Cohne Perfect Game, and I just
he was story, yeah, andhe seems story that the wine got me
a little I know, isn't itnice? It makes you feel a little
warm? A Hey, we gotyour wine here there. We could buy
a bottle of les Sarah. Iknow you got big gout you wine.

(01:08:08):
He probably has the bottle I gaveso mean to me, you don't even
answer me. This is good.This is now guy wine Lessara. We
could borrow all right, bring itover. I'll buy it. I'll buy
another. I'll buy it on thebottle next week. So Squeegee by two
one for you. When he wasa rain delay and Squeegee uh cony and

(01:08:28):
squeege, hey, would you warmup with me in the bowels of Yankee
Stadium And then he goes, comeon, let's go out onto the field,
and he warmed him up and heI'm gonna bring back check and perfect
game. He pitched a perfect game. So Coney put Squeegee in his book
telling the story. Yeah, andthen Squeegee put Coney in his book telling
the story, which is really reallycool. See that's why I know he

(01:08:51):
likes us. You really want tobottle of wine? Yeah, because you
know why. I'm gonna I'm gonnatake that battle of wine and make it
two. I'll bring back one andgive him another. That's what. That's
scotch. This is Bobby's bottle.I thought Bobby was showing up two weeks.
Now here's Bobby's shirt. Here's Bobby'sshirt. Now I'm wearing I'm wearing
my yea Strong Island shirt came straightfrom I wore it like four times this

(01:09:15):
week. It looks good on likea smelly asshole. I washed it.
No, I wore a couple oftimes. Pat pat Wall saw me.
He goes, a nice shirt.I go, thanks, it looks good.
So this is thank you. Thisis Bobby's shirt. This is Bobby's
ends. We got Scotch and aT shirt goes, he goes, I'll
get it next time. I alsohave a book that I want you to
read, A Saint's letter, fromthe Depths of Hell, Ralph from Ralph

(01:09:39):
Morales, who's running for the board. Well, I have another book to
read before then. Okay, sothat's out and then that's next week on
my show. Okay, we hadabout thirty minutes. What else he's getting
us wine? I'm sure else?Um? Yeah, No, it was
like I said, it was acrazy week. Wednesday, I was in
Philly of this Guinness book, theworld's record one hundred feet canole, and

(01:10:02):
it was Renee's birthday and my girlAngela Perryman, I should ask cut a
call in. Damn it. GetAngela. Oh my god, Angela,
Angela somebody for the ten and tenis a gorgeous I've had her on my
show. She is a gorgeous Waita minute, QBC Plus model and who

(01:10:24):
time out? First of all,Greg says, I'm still waiting for my
shirt. I sent you a shirt. Greg, you have your shirt.
Don't tell me you haven't got yourshirt. All right, and call me
Greg? You know what for youfifty dollars ven? All right, Now
you're eligible for a five minute conversationon Lemo Talk five one six nine four
five nine zero nine nine. Hedid get his shirt. Who's this,

(01:10:45):
who's this? Perry Winkle, who'sthis? Whose name is Angela Perryman?
Angela Angela? She is a plussize beauty, plus size beautiful hot model.
Yes, get her fall and weboth let's just took picts together.
It's Philly, so she lives inPhilly. That's great. So she met
me in Philly. That's who shelikes, giant fans, and we married

(01:11:05):
married giant men. We took picturestogether of our jeans because we were wearing
ny DJH I like the suicide squeezestands for not doing Oh my god,
anyway, what So there's the twoof us. Look we're cute. Look
we look cute together. See we'reshowing off the jeans. And then she's,
uh, she's great. I loveher, She's awesome. It's great.

(01:11:30):
Get her on the phone. Idon't know she's working. She do
strip. I just said she's abottle for QVC. Do you not listen
to me? Why? Why isa bottle of wine not showing up because
he's not gonna give it a WhyI'm gonna get two? I don't understand.
I'm gonna get two for one,Yeah, two for one. I'm
gonna buy it. I'm gonna takethe bottle that he's giving us, and

(01:11:55):
then I'm gonna buy him two bottlesof the better of better wine. I
know you're in there. I knowyou're listening. Let me see. I
don't know if she could call it. I'm gonna I'm gonna send this to
her and see if she can.Yeah, because she doesn't. She's because
she can't handle it. I can'thandle it. And now I can handle
it. I want to see whatwine we're getting, and I'm gonna get

(01:12:19):
you. He's gonna get you.What is it? What kind is it
from? Tier? No? Whatflavor is it? Merlot? Is it
a cab? What is it?I'm like, cab? Let me see
this. Why did you get thisfrom seven to eleven? Oh God,
I'll get your two bottles of abetter than this front tier. Oh this
is actually not a bad it's nota bad Italian wine. It's a ten

(01:12:42):
dollar cap. It's a cab.I love cab. I'm gonna get the
two bottles now see because he didthat, don't fill me up. But
now he's got two bottles of wine. Gad open it up. I don't
remember. Hey, I got twobottles of wine with greg a white and
the red a bottle of white.We play that he's got he's got free

(01:13:06):
music back there, He's allowed toplay. That's why we don't get kicked
off anymore. He's like a DJback there, and he wants a white
and a red. See, that'show I want. She trusts me white
and a red wine for Bobby nextweek. And I know how much he
paid for this, I'll pay more. How's that nice? Drink? Yourself

(01:13:30):
a personality because you could use itso funny? Um, all right,
I'm sending it to her and thenmaybe she'll call in. Since Kathy did
not answer me, that's not true. No, I don't say that.
Chiss, chiss, you know what? So nice? All right? Yeah,

(01:13:55):
that's good, that's strong. Youknow what. I'm past it.
I'm fifty seven years old. I'mdoing this seven doing doing his twelve years.
I get the same shit. Ohlook at you, fucking successful,
hoping Anton and then you got yourown podcast? Oh my god? Who's
paying you? The way are youmaking your money? I've heard Oh,
I've heard it all. What iswrong with people? No, I've heard

(01:14:16):
it all, and I say I'mhaving a good time. I'm enjoying myself.
Are you ignoring me? Everybody's gotto that point that you're ignoring me?
Now, are you? Colin?It's just Colin Hall. It won,
Yeah, it won, it won. He won world. I'm telling
you right now, World's most achievednine ninety nine bow wine. Oh yes,

(01:14:41):
that's ten dollar wine right here,World's best ten dollars nine ninety nine
ballo wine at at a strong Alandam I getting a little color? And
I'm gonna buy I'm gonna buy Joshfor one of them for his red because
he'll sell it here. It's afifteen dollars ball one. She'd go for
twenty five. And a white isgood? All right? Yeah, I

(01:15:02):
want to make them money. Now, when you drink white? What kind
of white do you like? Idon't like white, you don't at all.
I do a pino, Yeah,I like a pino I have with
dinner, which was very good.I like when I don't have to cook
because I cook every night. Youdrink every old time you drink No,
I'm a so coffee. Drink coffee? Now you drink wine? Do you

(01:15:25):
drink? Drink when you go out? I'm actually liking to see it.
Cheers, let's grab, let's graband tea. This is great. No,
I'm a social drink car. Idon't I don't like crack oat,
but a bottle every night, ifthat's what you mean. I know people.
No, I don't see that.No, I don't see that.
Did we do all show up myshow alone? Ever? Two of us?

(01:15:46):
Know? This is the first firstright, Yeah, we've only had
We've always had Bobby with us,right, yeah, this is the first
time we've been. Yes, sinceyou've been on my show. When you
did my talk, promote a lot. I want to get a lot of
use. What do you want tolook? I did good. I'm good
again. I'm accepted. He accepted. Oh my god, this is us

(01:16:10):
on a Sunday night Limo talk witha little bottle. I love wine.
Ca. Yeah, I'm gonna getone of us is gone Broadway. Was
so nut drinking. I'm gonna haveto stay here until I sober up.
So don't drink too much. No, I don't drink too little? Eva.
Yeah, so now you're on tomorrownight? Right you got night eight

(01:16:30):
o'clock people, Yeah, tomorrow withTeresa Steve Eliva. Now, who's you
know? Who's on for the followingweek? Squeegee. Squeegee's coming on right,
So that's you can announce that youcan as a Squeegee night and also
probably a guest appearance. Yeah,bye bye baby. Yeah, he's gonna
come out. I think so he'she's a great guy. So he so

(01:16:53):
he plays Edwin and I play hismother. Actually I put on a wig,
I look a little older, andit's a very German maddic scene.
I find him shot dead. Squeegee. Yeah, you have to come see
the show. You really do,when we really know seriously, because you
make a face because I know you'rea mat fan. But let me tell
you something. You do not haveto be a Yankee fan to see this

(01:17:15):
show. Okay, it is abaseball human interest story about how a man
turned a boy's life around and didn'tend up dead or in jail like his
cousins and his friends. Seriously,we make fun of you all the time,
but I did I make funny you. Congratulations to rain to grown.

(01:17:36):
He just became a grandfather for thefirst time. Boy, See that name
comes off so many times a crush. I just became a grandfather for the
first time. I have to Ijust have to give him a shout out.
We should get in to Rain andto ground on phone right now,
right now, get rating to groundon the I want to talk to rayin
to Gron. I want to Iwant to put this. I want to
put this battle of Bed. Iwant Rain to Gron. I told,

(01:17:57):
why don't you have him on?I'm not allowed. It seems like tea
time or two you have ray on. I don't. I don't ask an,
I don't ask a cross referencing onguests. Oh please, let me
just tell you something about guests.I don't get much te Tiime has had
them all first, That's all I'msaying. Yeah, but the ones did
you got, I don't want becausethey're not part of my Well we do

(01:18:21):
different shows. Yeah, we doit different, you know. And and
I don't really take two sevens ago, you get it. I don't regret.
I heard the same people doing ourshows all the time. I'm loyal
to the people said to me,Oh, you pissed off that this one
has the that guest you had onthat guest you had on that guest.
So listen to me. First ofall, I have them on first.

(01:18:41):
To be honest with you. No, that's not true. I have them
on first, Me and Bobby havethem on, and then they usually go
on Gov's radio or you or someone. Oh yeah, I'm saying, there's
just a lot of people out therethat I've had on first, and I
don't care if people have them on, and I've i've and I've suggested people,
Hey, get in contact with thisperson and get them on your show.
You know when Kristin Tinsley was doingcomics and bed Comedians in Bed,

(01:19:05):
which was a freaking great show,a great show. I'm not too happy
with you right now. We're fine, but thank you for asking anyway she
did. When was the last timeyou were just text like yesterday or something.
We're fine, we're good. Yousure don't start drama. We don't
need drama. Get only tell youshe's sleeping. She gets anyway. So

(01:19:31):
um see, now you made melose my train of thought, you son
of a She loves me and Ilove her. Start starting drama? Who
starting drama? You are to starttrouble? And she said Grass likes to
start. Oh yeah, oh Ilove it. Yeah. I actually that's
Bobby sucks Bobby right now. No, I'm just saying the other day.

(01:19:59):
It's supposed speA good luck? Didyou play a lot? I was?
I No, you didn't tell me, but it's good luck. I was
walking into the house bird shit rightright before you gotten now, I felt
it, right, I felt iton my head? What the fuck is
that turn? But when Kristen wasdoing in Bed with Comics, which was

(01:20:19):
a great show, great show.Um, yeah, there were times when
I was like, hey, Ihad this comic on, Hey I had
this one on. Get them on, get them on, get them on?
Do you show? Do you show? I don't. I don't mind
that. I first of all,I want to see people succeed and have
a good time. That's the wayit's supposed to be. That's the way
it's supposed to be. Well,supposed to lift each other up. People.
Yeah, but you know that there'sa lot there's a lot of there's

(01:20:42):
a lot of people out there thatare not happy with their lives. There's
a lot of people are not happywith things that I say A lot I
get I get it. I'm gettingin a lot, a lot more than
I ever thought I would. AndI don't really realize how many people are
really listening, because because right nowyeah. Now, but it's funny because

(01:21:03):
you don't really realize. Yeah,like like Jeff bo you should get you
should have had Jeff Bosie on tonight. He's coming out of retirement. He
never forget retire. That's fun Henever retire like he's saying, I'm going
to retire that I go away forthree months. First of all, he
that's that's just that's a that's adetention grab by Jeff. He wasn't.

(01:21:26):
I knew the whole time he wasn'tgoing nowhere. He was gonna be back.
I actually thought it, you know, I actually thought it was gonna
last. Jim Ray is supposed tobe doing common I hope. So I
like Jim Ray. Yeah, he'sgreat. So listen, I like all
the old timers, the Bonnie Scalisi's, the Mandy Jones old timers. Oh
no, listen, it was MandyJones, Bonnie Scalisi, Justin McDonald,

(01:21:47):
Michelle McDonald, Billie guy. Talkabout everybody that was in the room.
Yeah, yeah, and that cameinto that was Wait a second, that
was a night. Greg d Philippowas there, remember, yes, he
is there for the twenty four hours. Correct the amount of comics that we
had into that twenty four hour thatcame in A lot was one, lot
was humbling. Yeah, and twoI didn't realize how many people have actually

(01:22:11):
liked us a little bit, yeah, you know what I mean. And
who else we had I don't rememberwho came in, but it's just you
know, we had a lot ofpeople, a lot of people. Yes,
it was a blur, but itwas good. But I like seeing
those people back with the Charlie Meyers, you know, the mic Zimoman's Yeah,

(01:22:32):
the girls school. I was christI was here not this past Friday,
but I was here last Friday.And let me tell you something.
Thursday Nights Bobby does live bands.Okay, and if you play an instrument
or if you're saying you can actuallyget up and sing and to a play
with the band. Friday Nights isan open mic here, which is incredible.

(01:22:55):
It's one of the best open micsway time out. First of all,
it's funny. I was just goingout. I was just going all
the names and zimman Zieman's watching whatI'm saying. That old mine, that's
the old group of guys. Thewhole thing is because we had a core,
We had a core, and Ihave a good and I had a
good core of people. Yes thatI that I care about it. I

(01:23:15):
want to see them do well yea, and I want them on my shows.
Yeah. So what were you sayingFriday night? Oh, it's the
best is the it is the bestopen mind. I was here two weeks
ago. We had a ton ofcomics, we had a poet. Yeah,
we had musicians. He does.I mean, it really is.
You know, you don't have togo to this cross effective it really you
just come to freaking Massipiqua Paradise Studioson a Friday night and it's an amazing

(01:23:40):
place to be on a Friday night. Is right here at Paradise Studios.
It really is, and we havewe have a blast. So eight to
eight thirties trivia, eight thirty tonine thirty is the open mic, and
then nine thirty to whenever is karaoke. And notice he's starting to smile a
little bit more often when he looksat me, when he looks at you.
He gave me a T shirt lastweek. I know he gave me
after a year of me busting mineand looking I got a T shirt.

(01:24:02):
I love it. I love it. I'm happy about it. It's really
good. He's putting up some kindof pick. I don't know what doing.
What are you doing over there?I don't know why? But why
are people looking at all those things? No, they're not. They don't
see that. They don't see us. They see us, yes, they
see us, Sure, they seeus. So anyway, Steve Philippo says,
I missed Charlie. He made greatradio. Yeah, which I And

(01:24:25):
then it's just a little Mikey Mikey'sa moment. Yeah, you know,
you know what it is. Listen. The bottom line is is nothing less
forever, as you know. Butbut to live in that moment at the
time, we lived it, Yeah, it was great. We I remember
the day I walked into Larry andI said, trust me, I said,

(01:24:45):
what are you doing with that thing? He goes, we ain't doing
nothing. I go trust me,I said, give me, give me
six months, right, I'll getit up and running. Yeah and between
and between old tool. Yeah,how's he doing it? You know?
I just Mike Mike takes Mike takesmy phone call. And then his father
and his daughter were there and hejust says, grads, I gotta go,
and I won't hear from him fora month now, Mikey, I

(01:25:09):
see him, but the last timehe spoke to him, he's good.
Mike seems to be doing real well. The work where Mike and Pete my
my creation right is doing very well. And he's still He's still there.
Yeah, he's still there. He'sstill there. Well, he says,
he has no it's just him.Nobody bothers him. He does his show.
They don't bother him at all,and they treat him pretty well good

(01:25:30):
so, and he's happy Michael createdthat thing. If he wasn't for Michael
were and nowhere, shape or formdoes it ever get to where it is
now. Michael that that beer showis extremely well known throughout the whole beer
community. They all know who heis. They all know the word with
Mike com Pete and Steve. Petehangs out with my buddy Tommy, so

(01:25:53):
they're best friends. So I playcards with Pete every once in a while,
and Pete gets noticed and all thesedifferent things when it treat him very
well there, So so you knowwhat, at all the things, the
work was a successful show. Absolutely, your show was successful on that night.
I think I did very well forthe year. I was there.
Um, listen, I had onRichard Proya Junior, I had on Salda

(01:26:15):
voice, Valentinetti. Um, I'vehad on I had on some really good
guests. Um local comics. Um, you know, I was the first
female comic to host a show there. And well he's a blast for the
player. Gina con Jemmy Coffin.Oh, Gina. I hate to lurk,
but afraid if I comment some willbe mean. So hello, No,

(01:26:40):
we don't actually listen, Yeah,we don't mean, I don't mean.
Listen. Listen. This is themost zen paradise studio. Yeah,
it's the most ZENNI change is cool, non toxic environment you ever want to
be in. Okay, Bobby lessEra is the best in the industry.
And you can comment. And whateverhappened the passes in the past, see

(01:27:00):
now I get Mike bought unfortunately,we see you, graz Thanks, I
appreciate that. And Chris Smith,wasn't that when Tad showed up? Yes,
that was when Tad showed up tothe big one, the first one
that we had. Yeah. Yeah. The difference between this show and last
show, and I'll say it allthe time now is no listeners at all

(01:27:20):
and no people from Valley Stream North. And yet everybody from Farmandale showed up,
right, the green dogs and theirfamilies and everything else. Yeah,
showed up. She goes. Um. Gina says, I'm so passed the
bullshit for back then. I justwant piece and acceptance fall. Gina,
Listen, here's the pieces of acceptance. I'm very successful here and I'm doing

(01:27:42):
rather well and we're having a goodtime here. And most of my listeners,
most of my listeners are either yearlyyoung fifteen to sixteen year olds right
or or in their fifty sixties andseventies, or living out in Tath,
California. And Gina, guess what. They love me so much. In
Tath, California. There's a liquorstore called Lucky seven. I think it's
Lucky seven. I hope. Idon't know if that's a shirt. Yeah,

(01:28:04):
I have a Lucky seven shirt fromTat, California that they played me
right us in the liquor store.That's pretty cool. So if you want
Jim Beam on sale for two fortwo for three thirty eight ninety nine,
right, I could call that cellright now. It's amazing. It's amazing.
Yeah, And if you haven't seenmy show. It's on ACAU about

(01:28:24):
your show right now. She's outMonday nights. It's It's Tea Time with
Theresa. It's a freak show.It's a show. I've been doing this
for five I know you. Listen, you've been doing this a lot longer
than me. I get it.But I've been doing this five years and
on, dude, I'm on twelve. Hello, I'm on I'm on twenty
with Yeah. But if you wouldhave told me you're gonna be doing this

(01:28:44):
for five years, I would havelooked at you like, wouldn't freaking insane
you if you would tell me twelveno, no, no, no,
no, no, twenty wow.So now you know. Now I was
off. That's longer than some MaryI got so owen. Annie w was
floundering. So they made the sportsguys in in the morning. It was

(01:29:05):
Craig Carton, Yeah, sat Pharrell, who's the guy that used to be
on on On on ninety five pointfive in the morning in the morning show,
Um, the popular one. Evenhe was on the sports show.
So they were getting no just thetruth. Now, they were getting no
ratings. Right, So I'm onopening Anthony and I when I walk in,

(01:29:25):
the phone flones light up because everybodyfrom Valley Street North and everybody from
a del Fight and everybody's working inthe city and I'm this hot shot guy
that everybody knows. So so noreally, so the the phone lines light
up that Anthony Komi. It turnsto open right in the end and go
and go. And when they goat the break and goes, who the
fuck is this guy? Right?The phones are lighting up? Yeah,

(01:29:45):
So I was there. So Ihad the chance to do my morning show
at them You've had and I gotdrunk so drunk the night before that I
missed my chance. So stuff happens. Wait, so not only did I
miss my chance for the morning show, then I meet up and then I
meet his sister and I'm drunk outof my ass on that one. So

(01:30:08):
what's and now fast fro twenty yearslater, we're drinking. We're drinking a
Bala the front front Tera wine theMore World's most Delicious nine in the world.
But I had had a lot ofopportunities, Yes, miss, I
missed a few I met We've madeand I have to say, and Bobby
Lesara called it because he said tome, you're not a radio podcast.

(01:30:31):
You're really more of a talk show. And I have this beautiful set now
thanks to him. And he said, you're gonna He says, I see
you just advancing and going far withthe people you're interviewing, and and and
and it's true. And I've hadopportunities to do other things, especially in
the acting world, which is great. You know, shows here the best

(01:30:56):
shows here. You. I likeyour show on Monday nights, not just
here. I appreciate I like Zancuda, I like Georgia Rose even though she
don't like me. You know whatit is with my show, Grass is
that I try to keep it fun, interesting and entertaining. And when I
just had on Lawrence Gilliard Junior,who was in The Wire, The Walking
Dead and a Shameless Plug and he'she's in the new George Foreman movie.

(01:31:20):
As soon as we were done,he turned to me and goes, that
was fun. Yeah, And that'sall I had to hear from my guests,
because it's either oh my god,how did you know that about me?
Or this was such a great time. I had so much fun that
I did my job all right,boss, You're sure, I know you
just searching around all right, Sonow I did I did my job.

(01:31:42):
I like Marinello, I like MichelleAston. Yeah, there's a lot of
good. He's got his open micthing, which she's very deaf. People
come down I Studios, Massive Piquaon a Friday night. Okay, we've
got stuff to Nashan. We havea little alcoholic beverages. It's it is
the meeting. I call it themeeting. Become like I become like a

(01:32:04):
eurocommercial for strong. But I callit the meeting of the entertainment minds.
Do you know what I'm saying?Whether you sing, dance, monologue,
poetry, if you're an author,you want to read a chapter from your
book book, it is the meetingof the entertainment minds. There's so many
talented people. And then when Iwalk into the whole, the whole,

(01:32:25):
the whole, rule you mean,I know it's from nights, I can't.
All right, So when you done. George's George's one in the morning,
George's great. Have been friends withus for over twenty years. That's
from Gina. Nice, Gina,nice to have you back on. I
appreciate you listening. And it's justthe fact that you're still with I agree,
it's nice to see and you dida good job over there, and

(01:32:48):
stuff happens, and you know,we move on, right, You can't
live in the past and now.Actually a Rody says, I love your
shows. You're wonderful people and Rodebut he is with in and listens to
all the shows, and I can't. I can't see it. It's unacceptable.
She needs to listen. She's mythe biggest strongest supporter of Strong Islands.

(01:33:11):
Well, let's go a little bitfun. Appreciate when she watches my
show. She loves my show,she loves your show. But according to
what I hear, I am herfavorite show, not not guys that used
to be on and not people thatused to be on. Here that we're
not putting you in a position tochoose. No, she's going to choose.
She's gonna say, Limo talk andtea time. I'll have to what

(01:33:34):
show is playing in the liquor storeon Aisle five right now? Not tea
Time? It's hey, hey,we can change that. It's two bottles
of fronta wa because she's way sowait so but she's three hours. Um,

(01:33:55):
she's in California. Yea, she'sshe's it's six. It's so it's
only ten to no, it's it'sgoing to be eight o'clock in about ten
minutes. We got ten minutes left. She wrote, Grabs, honestly,
you're the best show on here.Everybody else is a distance second. Yes,
Grabs your distance second. Leanna lovesmy your show. Everybody else is

(01:34:16):
a distance second. I'm reading thatright now. I don't see it.
And only only Limo talk in myliquor store. When you think Limo talk,
you think T, you think theLucky seven, think that's great.
You see. So let's fantastic.Call a spade a spade. I'm the
fucking I'm the man here, allright. That's he, that's my Mike.

(01:34:43):
Perfect perfect timing. Oh hey,if you wrote back, if you
wrote back, thank you, Leanna'shome tonight, or you would be oh,
I'm not on tonight because Leanna's home. They exee. Now, if
Leanna is working, my show ison, not yours. What all right,
I'm happy for you, she wrote. She wrote, t You're very

(01:35:03):
talented, but Gras is my favorite. It's right here. I believe you.
Yanna puts only Limo Talk on.Okay, all right, not anything
else fine, sorry, that's sorry. I'm happy for you. You deserve
it. Yeah. You know whatwhen I hear when I hear things like
that, I go home, Igo you know what, they're listening to

(01:35:25):
me right now and night. Okay, thank you very much. Wait can
you gras? Can you get mea bottle of Peppie van Winkle? That's
the girl and what's the girl we'regonna have on? What's what's the name
Angela? So that's the story.Also said, listen, here's the deal

(01:35:51):
t it's it's Limo talk. That'swhy you're on and your show is a
distant second. Thank you, Anne, She goes. I take it because
I also like Andrew Washington. Buthe's he's been been of a douce lately.
No kidding, No, he's he'skidding. Yeah, he's doing something
else, something else, doing hisown thing. Cheers, baby, Cheers

(01:36:12):
to success and happy people. Ifyou do, I will say you are
my favorite show. That's from jenakaJemmy Coffin. And look, Bobby's not
on tonight, Richie's not on tonight. Bobby was on earlier. Bobby,
Oh yeah, and he was onearlier. It's horrible. It's horrible.
Oh my god, what is thisshit without? Yeah, I'm totalented.

(01:36:34):
This guy sucks. Oh my god. You want to know something, that's
how he feels, and I knowthat's how he felt. I know it
feels. He's the talent. Welllisten, I mean he is very very
funny. He's very very witty.I mean he's quick on his feet,
and and he does those impersonations.Hello, that itself that Gilbert. No,

(01:36:59):
that can't do Gilbert. No,I can't. I could do Edith
from seven more minutes? What elseis on your watch? Seven more minutes?
I'm sorry, I gotta walk.I gonna go. Yes, So
No, it was a really reallycrazy crazy No, I'm good, all

(01:37:20):
right, just a little bit,Bobby, We're gonna have to hang out
a little longer, right, that'sgood. Spend my show five minutes just
because you love um. So,Wednesday I was in Philly. Thursday was
a park side and Friday unfortunately hadto go to sat in Italy for a
for a family week, which wasn'tgreat. But getting to Stanton in Italy

(01:37:42):
on a Friday night during a houris disaster over two hours. So she
she's not feeling well, My wife, Yes, so she turns to me,
what these symptoms? She's got abad back, So now hold on,
is that that diverticulitis? Is it? Oh? I don't know because
I know two people who had stomachand back pain diverticulatus. So now these

(01:38:04):
other things are in my house.Want to get me ice cream on your
way home? I've been watching allnight. That's why, Son, that's
why, Son, Christian, Yeah, where do you get ice cream?
What time? Tell No, Nowwe'll go to McDonald's, Marshall's. Yeah,
yeah, this actually, Uh,Philippo says, I'm really busy tonight.

(01:38:24):
I'm about to never mind, he'sabout to roll. So so he's
a good show, very positive.Thanks, thanks, thank you, Gregola,
I love you, Gregola. Listenwhat dates is he coming? Greg?
When are you coming out? June? June? Don't worry about text
me the dates. I want tomake sure I'm around. He doesn't want
to talk to you, that's notIt's like it's like Anne Rothney doesn't really

(01:38:45):
I'm cuter than you. Look atthis. Imagine if it was a two
bottle all night. Anne Rothney says. Indeed, Greg, I have loved
the two on tonight because Greg saysvery positive. Show tonight, it's good
night. Thank you. We dowell together as a right. It's not
bad, it's decent. I canget by. Call it what I call

(01:39:10):
it. Do. Before I wasnot sitting here, I'd be like this
actually actually hi five one six,nine nine nine. I'd be begging for
f I'd be like GBB one nightthese guys didn't show up for GBB would
just be a truck. Really thephones. I just sat there and just
talked about anything all night. Hewas it was yeah, I hate.

(01:39:32):
Those are the reasons why I stilldo it, because I remember those times
when we had nobody listening. Right, no, right, right right,
nobody listen. I love nobody.Thank you, Greg, Thank you.
I will make sure I'm around andwe must get together. Thank you.
He's just starting to see a silhouettefrom you. And I love him,

(01:39:53):
I know I do. He's thebest. I wish he lived, Clo.
That's the weekend you should be.That's the week, really lives.
The week. We'd be hanging outlike every night, every other night.
Yeahs oh good, Greg love him? I do? Oh boy? Wait
a second, is I love alot of people. It doesn't mean I'm

(01:40:14):
in love with you. Are youinto him? No? I love him.
He's a good he's a good soul. Okay he is. You are
too, I love you too,but I'm not in love with you.
Listen to me. I love alot of people, but I'm not in
love. There's a difference between loveand being in love, what you're in
love and what you love? Youhere, Colin, Oh wait, buddy,

(01:40:36):
Chris, Christian my son goes.Colin made the show good now it
stinks, really thinks. Yeah.I didn't say two words, Christian.
Now you out of your really reallyhe just sat there. Colin made the
show good now. It stinks.You're a little shit. Now I'm not
getting your ice cream. No,screw you ice cream, and you're lucky.

(01:40:57):
Father got you freaking bad. That'sright now. That was Michael Mit
Michael whatever. Yeah, what'd youget? I got him? I got
him a two hundred and fifty dollarsbat you lollipop. This is your way
of showing us that we were extendedfor. Like Bob Sarah, like five
minutes. I love Bobby LUs Sarah, Oh, I love him, I

(01:41:25):
do. I love him to death. I've known Bobby forever and I remember
him saying, come to my studio, Come to my studio, and you
know what, You're right. Ishould have listened to you and came sooner.
But I'm glad i'm here. Myson says, He says, you
were good for about ice cream foryou? My son goes, you were
good for about twenty minutes. Hegoes, you were in your prime.
He goes, you were actually,he goes, you were in He goes,

(01:41:45):
he made your show. Peek,you were in your p He goes,
you were in your pride for abouttwenty minutes. Yeah, No,
seriously, where would you even gofor ice cream at this hour? I'm
actually gonna go to mcdals are youwant to get to My wife was probably
gonna want She already told me shewants that's cheap. That's so those are

(01:42:06):
the wrapped one. No, youget like, I don't want them,
don't He goes. He goes,I want it, or he goes,
I want it Orio mcflurry and Teresa'snot that funny. That's what he wrote.
He goes, at Teresa's not myfavorite show? Did you say that,
Christian? But I get no love. I get no love. Nobody's

(01:42:26):
having a picture nobody when I askedthat question, besides Limo Talk, what's
your favorite podcast? Time? Nobody? I'm waiting for the day. Someone
says tea time, Christian said.Christians said, yes, Orio mcflurry and
yes, Teresa's pretty boring. Ilike, like, I like lovely.
Sure, there we go, therewe go. Can't satisfy these little brows.

(01:42:50):
So who was on to We don'teven have Richie to tell us who
was on tonight? No, no, we can actually we can wait.
We're gonna come on, We're gonnago. Not gonna say thank you too.
Come on you can say Hellody,Philippo Bruno and Anne and hold on,

(01:43:12):
hold on, I'm just scrolling.Lawrence Sugarman, Gina and Colin carb
the ends, who tuned in briefly, Colin Horrowitz and who is the probably
Brian Goold. Hey, Brian goolsis watching from Ohio. That's my cousin
in law, nephew in law.Hello, Brian, how are you?

(01:43:35):
Brian? Tune in on Monday nightat eight o'clock? Okay to watch my
show? Um? How else?Colin Horrowitz right and his spectacular interview.
I'm looking, I'm looking. I'mlooking I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm
looking, and rothey Leanna didn't listen, said that that's about it. That's
enough. Bonnie Scalise was listening.I don't want to leave anyone else.

(01:43:58):
Eleanor Harrowitz. Yes, thank youfor your service, by the way,
and my entire family's on Local three. Um, Michael Zimmerman, Um,
Mike from the Farmer now Green andChris Smith mother. Thank you everyone for

(01:44:20):
watching gras and eight tonight. Yeah, thank you, folks. Um.
This was the first. It won'tbe a last, Yes it will.
It'll never happen again. I'll cancelthe show the next time, all right,
folks, night, God blast folk. Teresa, Yeah, we get
out of here, Teresa Farrell forBobby Less, Sarah in Side for In

(01:44:42):
forty one, who wasn't here tonight, Bobby and Zarello for Richard Zarelli who
wasn't here tonight driving home from Colandcongratulation on your son for Colin Horrowitz,
who could go down as probably days. Wow talking to him, was I
mean it was it our opener,right, that's like people just relying on
the Google. Yeah. Man forfifty for the fifty dollars Vetmo from Greg

(01:45:08):
d Filippo for the dunk tag.Thank you for everybody on Facebook, please
follow us on YouTube. We willbe back next week as of right now
correct, we will be Yeah.Follow this girl tomorrow night eight o'clock.
Well, she'll have chee Cho theweekend, the weekend mom having Steve Aliva

(01:45:29):
and tomorrow next week is cheech squeezesqueegee and I'll be with him right good
night. God bless for Bobby andZarello, for Richard Zarelli, te Timer,
Teresa, Teresa Fel, Bobby Lasaro, Colin Horwitz, Richie Zarelli and
myself Anthony Grazzi day can I Godbless see you next week? Thank you, bye bye

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