Limo Talk - Season 2, Episode 4 - Limo Talk

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We're here. Hello, we're righton. I don't hearing music at the
time. I don't hear You're onbroadcasting from the Picnic area over in Paradise
Studios. It's Limo Talk with itsforty one dot com Richard's Eli. Hi
boys, how are you? That'sthat's my greeting. I feel like I'm

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actually a drummer. You know,I'm in front of the drunk kid.
I got symbols, funny saw it. I'm gonna do a solo. So
I'm gonna do it John Bonham,Oh, there you go, look at
that. Here you go. Well, what does you know she wants to
hang out with I've been playing.I said, all right, that's good.

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So listen. First of all,happy birthday to your mom. Yeah,
my mom would have been her ninetiethbirthday today, Happy birthday. I
got together at my son's house anda little brunch nineties. She would have
been ninety's eighty three when she passedaway. Seven years. Why mine's gone
seven years to so good with themath. But actually no, she it

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was six years in December. Sodid you see the new studio. It's
really nice. It's beautiful where weget to sit at the lunch table over
Willow Road. But but here weare looking at what could be our home
over the corner. That looks beautiful. And that's the higher tier. Yeah,
yeah, five tiers you know.Yeah, I didn't realize. Yeah,

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you gotta pay, you know,this is like being in the bleachers
and you could go to the luxurysuite for an extra four or five hundre,
so, you know, and foodincluded, food included. In the
lowest class. We are, weare down at the bottom as we should

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be. Probably don't want we actuallyshould be in the parking lot, you
know, when you really come downto it. And I wouldn't mind.
We've done it in the parking lotbefore, not done it in the We've
done the show in the parking lotbefore, so it's not something new.
I did it to Findman's Field acouple of years ago. I did the
show from the falking lot. Yeah, that's right, and uh and that

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was fun. And then there wassome people hanging out in the kiddie park
smoking weed and we had to interceedright on the weed smoking kids. Yes,
remember that I had the guy smokingthe cigar. Yeah, season season
was getting away from his wife.What are you doing season ships. Hide
my wife. I'm like, oh, okay, all right, you didn't
kill it, did you yet?Like, uh, you know, it's

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a really strong smell of mini wax. Mini wax. Really, yeah,
I smell it. That means it'sclean. Yeah, well no, maybe
it's the microphone. Yeah, it'sdelicious, smells delicious. Last night I
worked at the garden. At thisum, I've never seen this before in
my life. Eighteen thousand people packedinto Madison Square Garden for three DJs to

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play music. All that huge,right, and I get to whaff.
It was the whaff of weed allover the place. The incredible smell of
weed was everywhere. I knew Iwas in trouble when I got in.
And what happened was the guy whosigns what we're gonna do, who's working
when and when? Everything else?This guy Anthony, he texts me on
Thursday and he goes he works Saturdayshort on Saturday, new event edited the

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schedule, and I was like,don't let me think about it. So
I'm looking through the thing and I'mgoing I always do this. I look
at MSG events, So I look. I goes. So Nicks were playing
early and I was like what couldbe at night? And I saw it
said for a tetu and some andsome Fred something Fred again, okay right,

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and I'm like, what do theyAnd it was like he's a DJ.
I was like DJ. People cometo an arena to listen to a
DJ. It's like it's like you'reat a happy hour at the at the
at the club, yes you know, And I'm like, what the fun?
I sall right, yeah, I'lldo it. It was six thirty
cold time, and I didn't realizeit was going to be what it was,
but I knew I was in trouble. And I get there and at

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each gate there's a there's a palettewith stacks and cases of water. Really
that's when you know you're in trouble. That means the crowd is on something,
all right, so that we're expecting, you know, we don't want
anybody getting dehydrated a passing out becausethey're on you know, some serious shit.

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So they give them water, thefree water as you come in.
So they got the water. Andwhat they did was they did generally admission
by section. So it's like ifyou're in section one on nine, which
is where I was working on oneten and you have a ticket for one
on nine, sit wherever you want. You can't do that wherever you want,
wherever you want. Yeah, sonow people go to the bathroom and

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somebody else jumps into that spot,you know, and you come back.
Now. I made sure they toldus they go, you're working one on
nine, one ten, the aisledown the bottom, make sure the aisle
stays clear. I think I wasthe only one with the guys where I
worked with that kept my fucking aisleclear. And I did it all night
long. And I got there atnine o'clock after my break, and I
was there till twelve, and Ikept telling people you can't stand in the

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aisle. Well, I was,get out of the aisle, just get
out of the aisle, keep itclear, and they're pointing to cross there
going every other aiuse filled every otherI was like, not my aisle,
My aisle stays clear, and myaisle stay all night a good time.
No, no, no, no, I mean come on, I was
yelling all night long. I was. I didn't think I was gonna have

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a voice today. I was like, move out of the aisle, and
they're like, why just move outof the aisle. It's safety has you
gotta move out of the aisle.You gotta move. Everybody's all out of
job. So they getting in thedancing in the aisle to this music.
It is fucking horrible music and horrible, this nightmare of music and uh and

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the same words being repeated over andover again. And we had nasal voices
and ship and all fucked up.I don't know, we can find something
from this guy and maybe play asample of it. I don't know,
but Fred again, Fred again.Yeah. So, and there was three
of them together, which was likethis is and people are going, yello,
man, this is like a onceyou lifetime events. These three guys

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are like gods of music, ofof of djism and and they're playing together,
you know, I'm like you.And then a good song would come
on and I'd watch people pull outtheir phone. They're taking a picture.
I go, it's the same sceneas it was an hour ago. They're
just playing a different song. Howthe fuck is a picture gonna help you?

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Right now? I can say ifit was a band and you said,
oh, they're playing, you know, playing Stairway to Heaven right here,
Yeah, that's right, right,they're playing Stairway to Heaven right here,
and you're like, oh, yeah, this is Zeppelin playing Stairway to
Heaven, but this is a DJwith you know, like, what the
fuck am I watching? Packed?Eighteen thousand people packed, sold out,

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and the tickets went on sale twodays ago, three days ago, sold
the probably more sold out all theway around the whole place. Eighteen plays
to stage in the middle or hewas actually pushed up against the other side,
so I was at one on nine. It was on the opposite side
of me, which I mean,it was like a fine. I thought

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they weren't going to be in theI thought they would be in the middle.
Okay, when I got there,they were off to be able.
Any any trouble there, any incidentsNow, people were very cool. That
was cool. You know. Therewas this uh whole section I had that
I got to know a lot ofpeople there. This one girl was from
Australia. You know, I'm fromAustralia. I go, oh, I
didn't know, now I do,And she goes, can I just stand

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here because I'm from AUSTRALI Yah,I don't know. You can't stand there
no matter what you're from. Juststanding where I'm you can't set from Queens.
I don't really give a shit awayhere from she goes doesn't count for
anything. I said, no,I said, but it explains your accent.
It's all it does. Explains yourfucking accent. It's about it.
So so she standard. But shewas really nice all night long, hard

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and I kept saying, you can'tstand in the aisle, get out of
the aisle. And it was allnight. I just kept saying it over
and over and over again, andI kept that ship clear. Did you
find it? I'm trying to Iwill What was he looking for Fred again?
Or wherever the fu so? Anyway, but it was actually turned out
to be a fun night. Butthe whole point is they played to like

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twelve and the next train for mewas it one twenty seven one twenty seven
wow. So I had to waitaround him in Penn station, a penstation.
They locked the doors at midnight outside, so I leave the garden at
eight Pen, I come out andI see the doors are all locked.

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They lock him in twelve. It'slike twelve twenty something, twelve thirty.
I was like, when time youget home? Two wow? Fifteen wow.
So that's a lot of hours yeah, that is a lot. So
now I'm I'm standing. So nowthese two girls walk alongside of me,
and they go like, uh arewe we want to go to Penn Station?
How do we? How do weget in? I go, that
is the problem. Is what yougotta do is go across the street to

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Moynihan, I says, And thenhopefully those doors aren't locked yet, because
they usually locked those two and otherwiseyou gotta walk all the way up to
Seventh Avenue and go down. Isaid, but let's see if they're opening
across the streets. She goes,can we walk with you? I says,
yes, Now I feel safe,okay, So so I walk in.
I get in there. She goes, Now, way do we go?
I says, you gotta walk allthe way down there? She was,

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I'm looking for New Jersey transit.I said, I not gonna be
easy gettingto it. I'm telling youit's getting pain in the Yes, I
said, we're gonna go down.Now. We got a tough back over
here. So you're gonna go intothe street at least. Yeah, well
you gotta go into the street,yeah, I said, So we got
to go back. So I walkthrough and I get this. So now
I'm sitting there and I'm fu andhad it. And usually New Jersey Transit

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they are the only ones with acity seating area, and you're waiting through
the trains and am track as aseat. So I'm like, you know
what, I don't normally do this, but I'm taking a fucking seat of
the lady sitting there, she's securitysitting there, and she's like stopping people
from coming in who are just supposedto take the long Arm railroad, and
she's going, excuse me, excuseme. The New Jersey. I looked
at hers like and she went likethat all right. I went and sat

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down and I sat there for likea half an hour. I was drinking
my coffee that I got over ituh next to Don Peppie's at some other
places, another thing that took mean hour to get to. And I
got there and I got my coffeeand a little snack, and I sat
there and ate my snack and drankmy coffee and waited for one twenty and

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I was like, let me gofind my train. Wow. So I
go down and track sixteen it's waitingfor me, and I get in and
it's packed drunk. Drunk, Yeah, and I'm sitting there. You know
what's fucked up? I walk aroundit, says Madison, Square Garden,

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MSG on it. It's a securityon the jacket. You wore it him
here, Yeah, and you walkingthrough Penn station that goes here? His
name? Where do I get theone, two or three train? I'm
like, I have no fucking idea. You go, well, oh,
I go Square Garden if you're wearingthe chain. I don't know the train
schedules. They go, how aboutthe A train, the B train,
the C train. I'm like,I don't know. I just told you

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I don't know. She's like,oh, I thought you would know.
I go, why would I know? Because I work upstairs. Do you
ask the guy who works at thepizza place across the street. I go,
I take a train just like youdo. I am actually fascinated.
This is the first time I've seenyou not wearing any boy. No,
it's not the first time. Yousaid it every time I do. No,
Richie says it every time I doit. Rich it's not the first

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time, all right, in sixyears, it's probably not the first time.
But he looks good, like thisis the way I look good.
I'm on looking fancy. He's like, why are you touching me? You
look at Zirillo? Unhope, allright, let me let me say lord,
let me say lot on everybody.Chris Smit's watching us. Leanna quick
Lean, I got your shirts allright? Good tomorrow, frand Gotto.

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It's like, Fran goatdo Frandy gotdoa bad health insurance plan? Mickey Delane.
He says hello to everybody, MickeyDelane Rodby, I'm talking to delivering
your shirts tomorrow, Michelle Asta,Michelle, did you see what I said
about you that we were complaining aboutthe astor and uh Bobby lest Sarah Crime
Family's a good point, I heard. Oh we got we got a special

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guest calling in tonight, Kristin Tinsley. He's going to call in tonight,
gonna find out. She's gonna doa little reading over the fun I'm gonna
do a little reading too, rightfrom this here here you go, not
yet, La, I'm gonna finda good pick, find a good pig.
All right. Fine, So ChristyTinsley's gonna give us a call to
night, just get a little readingit so fucked up? Did you bring
this book? Well, because II said that when he walked out.

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Well, Chris, Teresa's got theBruce's got Blue Bruce, Bruce, Bruce
Sackman's easy for you to say,Yeah, he's got Bruce Sackbur's book about
the Angel of Death. And thisis Ralph Morales's book. Ralph. Ralph
wants to come on. Oh mywife is watching. Hello, Melissa grassy
day. How are you? I'mMelissa, How you put up with it?

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Fuck you? Nobody knows you?Get a word in edgewise? Melissa,
what are you talking about? Yes? Often what? I can't believe.
Girl's got a lot to say.She should write a book your memoirs.
Wasn't married to speak word AND's gonnacall the book edgewise. She's gonna

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get a word in edge. SoI wanted, not wanted Kristen Tinsley to
come on tonight find out if TeresaFowl was met at well you know,
I mean Teresa, I just ifshe doesn't understand maybe she hasn't watched our
show. I don't know, butshe does. The last couple of the
last couple of weeks, I kindof got on Teresa's uh, you know,
personality a little bit and I'm notdoing so I'm doing good. Put

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the fans on. It's hot init anyway, So I was like,
did she see she's mad? Becausehaving her for a couple of weeks,
boy, and I looked back.You know, it's bad when you start
looking back on your phone in yourtext and going when was the last time
I got something? For the reason, I was like, wow, happy
New Year. That's fucked up.So he was coming on to give you

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a reading to find out if shewas really mad at you. Well,
we can still do that because maybeif Teresa is acting like she's not mad,
but she really is, and thenif Kristen, can you know,
give us a verification of whether sheis or not. Well, how did
the conversation go? You? Well, it was a texting conversation because when
I finally did get in touch withher and I called her just before I
was going towards the train station.When I finally did getting touched, I

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was like three sometime on the trainand she's like, oh good, because
I'm just with my daughter, saidhow she doing. She's doing okay,
But so it was a normal conversation, so I was like, yeah,
she's not come on she's gotta knowhow much fun we have it with having
fun. It's just fun. It'sjust as I pick up Michelle Last all
the time. But we like herand she loves us, and that's a

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good thing. No, but youknow what, there really is no such
thing as bad you know, publicicity? There really Isn't you just spit on
my nose, but there is reallypublicity. I need his spitch shield over
here, Bobby, little plexiglass righthere. Baby, let's go or a
fan so I can blow the spitright back. Hey, let's Sarah.

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I want to find out what yourfive tier plan is gonna be in this
in this studio sometimes this time.Okay, he's got a five tier plan.
What does that mean? You gota studio over there, He's got
the couch over there. I thinkGoogoos uses that and Cindy sa Vallee uses
that in a couple of the shows, he's got the band behind us they
come in, and then he's gotus here, and then he had DNA

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and he's in this little table.You know, it really really irks me.
Like you go to somebody's house,they get like the couch pillows.
Yeah, they put the fucking couchpillows on, and you go to sit
on the couch and you got afucking pillow that makes you look like you're
Ralph Cramton because you're like playing likethat and you're sitting back and you don't
know what to do with the fuckingpillow, so you kind of hold it.
So I'm assuming everyone holds the pillowand has even the one was on

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your ass. You don't even knowuntil three quarters to the show. You
like, what is this? Yeah, I went home. I was I
had a band back for a week. You know, I'm gonna sending him
a bill like a pillow that saysa message like blessed I'm sitting I'm blessed
him with the pillow. What thefuck is that? Blessed? Give me

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the couch you bought the couch?Was the couch is comfortable when you sat
on the couch in the fucking showroom? Do you shit? They're going,
you know, put a pillow behindme here and let me see how
it is with this fucking stupid pillowthat I got over at CVS. Put
it behind me and let me seehow it feels with that. No,
Oh, I got the couch?Is nice? You got to decorate it
with these with palm tree pillows.Oh, he's got listen, this place

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is Bobby. He had the mostHe had the most people at his uh
at his night on Friday night.Last night, Friday night, he had
a bunch of comedians, a bunchof people getting on the mic bands.
He said he had about thirty oneacts on the Friday night. The show
went on till two in the morning, No went dauntil twelve, and then
they stayed and did karaoke to oneall the way to ap Yeah. So

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I got a question for Richie.Richie, did did you come to a
decision on the on what we discusseduh the other night in the shack for
the April sixth Mers Night in Farmingdale? Oh? Oh oh talking to the
mike mister, I did. Butare you getting a kickback already? Uh
No, but no, I haven'thad a lot of conversation about it.

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But uh, I wouldn't anticipate anykickback. So we're more problem It looks
like we're good. It looks thatway. I haven't really spoken anybody outside
of that day at the clinics we'reallowed to make the announcement. I mean
like April sixth is going to bea fundraiser for the Farmidale leving you green
Dog. Is that correct? I'mmaking the anning to you. You're making

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the I'm making the announcement. Soit's gonna be a fundraiser at Mer's on
April sixth, one year to almostin a date that we had the last
fundraiser. Bobby in forty one inZarello is our gracious host. Gracious I
had something else to do that.Now are you gonna be gracious that night?
I'm gonna be very gracious and we'regonna make sure. I'm so blessed
to have all these comedians here.Miax. Wow, he fucking loves you.

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Oh you do? You're like youdo? You just you don't know
what I mean. Yeah, Ilike when people's looking. Guy loves you.
Man, you gotta gay it up. The fu is that I'm not
gaying it up. You love you. It's very highly about you. So

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anyway, so can I ask howis the room? How is the room
gonna be set up for the miscomedy? Justin McDonald's bringing he's bringing a
speaker down. We're gonna put thespeaker in the main room of where the
bar is where where are the comediansgonna be? The comedians are going to
be in the main room. Andthat's what it's why he should have been.
Yeah, okay, it's gonna bein the main room. Is coming
that night, Billy Guyer, TeresaFarrell, Bonnie SCALIASI, who else is

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supposed to be there? Uh,Kristin Tinsley is doing readings, Johnny Lambrose,
who I thought did a very goodjob last week hanging out with us.
He did a good job. Andright now justin McDonald's or at seven
World, and then after that wehave Sebastiano and we have Bill Burr coming
on. Bill Burr coming on thatnight. So that's that's gonna be big.

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Well, that would be fucking great. Oh my god, Bill if
we got Bill Burda coming that night. Bill Burr is awesome. I think
he's the best one out there rightnow. I really do. Bill Burr
spot off. I've listened to Petestuff. It's really good. And so
I was comparing them. I justthink Bill Burr hits some more subjects that
just like he just hits on everything, hits in everything. I mean,
So the Sebastian ment of scal Sebastianactually brings it things home in UM in

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a very relatable way because the Italianconnection. Yeah, but Bill Burr just
talks about everything. He's like,he's so good. He's gonna be at
the Borgatta in November, aunt ofscal Cup. Really, yes, he's
he's probably the tickets, tickets,just one comedian now they'll probably sell.
It was like five nights or somethingat the Borgatta November. Um. But

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yeah, and and other than that, I mean, I guess Bill Burr
would be like a close second tothat. And of course you got yet
I love I watch UM. Ilook at a lot of stuff from What's
what's his name? Chris will Smith. Will I saw a funny thing on
Chris Rock will Smith they had hesaid Chris Rock. I said, well,

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yeah, yeah, yeah, Iknow he smacked him. I still
think that was still think it wasI still think that was a setup.
That was a total because he hasnot to this day talked about it.
Yeah, really I think it wasa rock. I think it was a
total set up. Yes, AndI you know what to me, Will
Smith at that moment destroyed his careeralmost because all I could picture is that

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guy saying is get my wife's nameout your fucking mouth. Yeah, you're
an asshole. You are, evenif you were kidding, if it was
a setup, And I just ChrisRock is very funny, and uh,
who's your favorite comedian? I likeAudie Lang a lot, which we had
on you know, we were AudiLang is not even really doing anything.

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I wasn't on the show. Thatwasn't Audie Lang on the show? Audi
Lang was on our show? Yes, I remember, Governor. You weren't.
Oh, I wasn't there, yeright, I had to work that
night for somebody. That's yeah,yeah, anyway, you know, it
was really funny. Missed that DaveChappelle. I like Dave. I like
Chappelle. Chapell's very funny. Wasyour favorite comedian? Rich? But my

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all right, my favorite right nowis Bill Yours. You know, I
can't say I'm up on the latest, you know, hot comics in New
York or or or the country oranything, but I do enjoy I like
Chris Rock a lot. I likeChris Rock. I always like Dave Chappelle.
I mean, obviously Maniscalco and theseguys are Dave Chapelle tells a lot

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of stories. Topics through the wholething and then get you to the end
and then hit you with a greatpunch tea. I love it. He'll
tell you something so serious you're sittingthere going on, he's really getting into
this topic. Then he goes andthen he just fucking goes, and it's
like, you know, it's likefucking ay, Like, well, all
right, I thought you were talkingabout a serious topic. But he always

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comes through with something really funny.So he's great. But um, I
don't like when these these guys getoff from their racial ship. I'm so
I'm tired of did anybody do racialstuff? When the night you were at
the at the fundraiser for the uhyeah, the the cople the what was
his name? Uh no, no, that was the last guy? No

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no, no, no, uhwas that the guy? No no,
it wasn't Gauge's name. We gotthree more left, they had ten,
had ten comedians. Because I wastexting, I would tell you in a
minute, let me go to yourat ten. You know Bill Burr is
married to a black woman. OhI didn't know that. So he gets

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away with anything. I'm saying anything, yeah, because she could basically tell
him, you know, my wife'sblack. She is, yeah, and
that's he gets away with that.But the thing with him is it just
shows you that, like somebody,if you took him without the wife,
that's black, right, he tookwhat he said without his wife being black,
you'd be like, oh, it'sracial, that's racist. But because
his wife is black, he couldsay the same thing and he's like,

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well, it's okay. Why isit okay? It should always be okay.
It's a joke. It's a fuckingjoke as long you're not saying you
hate somebody and you don't you wantto hurt somebody. What the is the
big deal? What's his name?Oh? All right? Yeah? He
was on our show too. Hewas. He was very good, very
funny when we were when we werealmost at the end of the governments being

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in the studio again, Why whyis he not a stand out? In
my morning? He was the cop. He was dressed really nice in a
soup. That night he was coming. He hang out. He hung out.
That was the same night or Yellcame in. Okay, yeah,
that was the same night. SoVinney the santy saying hello to us,
Barkley, Hello, Vinie, Vinny. Vinnie's santy Yes, Michelle said definitely

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a set up. Lean Quinlan saysDave Chappelle is great, and Mickey Delaney
says, Bobby In's did you saygang up or gay up? I said
gay up the game? Yea?Who said that? Milan? Thanks?
I said gay up? Why wouldI say gang up? Well, I
got a gang up the show.I said, Know, you're gaining it

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up. And I mean not thatthere's anything wrong with that getting it up.
We have to watch what we say. It. Oh, I don't
give it, but I doubt that'swhy I said it. Annoy you.
I say that to annoy you,because you are you worrying about what people
think? I mean, I'm youknow, you get if somebody puts themselves
in the public forum, like let'ssay the person I spoke about last week,

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right, yes, all right,they're in the public forum and they're
ripping apart of the people, rippingthem apart. And I get on here
and I ripped them apart for rippingthem apart. I gotta watch what I
said. It was justified because that'sjust a person's That person's a little fun.
I mean, don't you think.I mean, first of all,
you're in a comedy club and youget thrown out of a comedy club.
Why did you get thrown out ofthe comedy club? We know why they

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get thrown out of the comedy club. There, all right, and it's
it's fact. It's a fact thatthey were thrown out and under that assumption
that that's what they did. Sowhat's the big deal? I'll bring it
up. And first of all,I so don't like not bringing up.
I don't like when you say,oh, well, I can't mention that
governors governors greatest place. I don'twatch a comedy show, love it.

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I love governors. I mean,governors is legendary. So you go to
governors, you watch a nice comedyshow. These people get thrown out of
fucking governor. How do you getthrown out a governor? They say whatever
they want in the governors, theydo whatever they want governors except what these
two would do it three you shouldhave three? Well no, well you
didn't get thrown out of governors.You get thrown out of the performing end

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of it. The studio that we'vebeen kind of built a little bit,
you know what I'm saying, theroom exactly, you know, And that's
fine, But whatever. I mean, you got, like, Tony's still
doing his thing over that, andhe's going strong and everybody said it wouldn't
and whatever, he's still going.And I think he's doing it alone.

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Now, well he's doing it alone, but he's got Jake Christopher's helping him
out. So his show probably hateto say, he's got funny people with
him. I mean, you knowhe got he's got Jay, he's got
uh Don still helps him out,Don Sill, Don Si so Andrew.
So here's a guy who's trying everyweek to put a funny show and entertaining

(27:15):
show for people because he likes todo it. So good for him,
that's great. I like Tony michellingShells like, who got thrown out?
What did I miss? Well?Goad bit Rich tell her to rewind last
week's show. Yeah, that's true, you could read. Yeah. I
mean we Bobby's got we have likean arch enemy that we really don't get,

(27:40):
we didn't get along with. Andthen Bobby happened to see that person
in a parking lot and he shunnedBobby, and then we went on a
Bobby went on like a five minutecar like before. He's a fucking asshole.
You know, the guy's just seeshe's got zero talent, he's got
no ability to do anything. He'snot worth the time of day. And

(28:00):
we're not even gonna mention his name. And it's just not worth it.
It's not you know what, it'sjust giving publicity to someone who's a dick.
And that's what his name rhymes with. But it's just like it has
two initials in front of it,exactly. I think the DV stands for
dick bag. I know it doesn't. Oh, no, douche bag.

(28:22):
Oh here we go, so shotfire. I don't know fuck him.
I don't give a shit. Youknow what, he could say all he
wants about me too, I don'tgive a I'm waiting to see him in
a club one of these nights,one of these comedy nights. What work
in the door? You got yourtickets, don't mess my scarf, don't

(28:44):
mess with my scarff. She'll gosay his name. We basically just said
his name. Now, yeah,let's say it's you know, I gotta
tell you, I mean, overthe course of my life, and I
hate if I offend anybody with this, I'm sorry because I'm sure I know
a few that I really like.But the name that comes up most often
if people I don't like is DanDan Dan Dan Dan. I'm just saying,

(29:14):
he's our one audience is sitting inthe corner. He's analyzing us right
now. Dan, you are rightthere, Bob. Everything good. You
don't even have a mic. Huh. He's enjoying his living room. Yeah,
get yourself a mike so we cango to you. He's sitting in
his own vast he's done. He'slike he's looking around at next Yeah.

(29:37):
So Kenny's it's amazing, how likea certain name. Everybody you mean with
that name, he's just like oiland vinegar. No, good, No,
you can't ever mix. It's justnot Kenny. Right. I know
what, I'm gonna put Kenny's onmy list too. I'm not a big
Kenny Kenny Dan. I've got alot of negative vibes from Kenny right now,
just now, Kenny, Kenny Idon't like. I don't particularly like

(30:00):
the word the name. Andrew.Yeah, I know you would, Andrea,
forget it, don't worry about it. Andrew's okay. I think.
No, there's just certain names.It's just like they just have this bad
vibe Louie an Quillan says, Bobby, remind me of Richard Mauser from Stephen

(30:25):
King's eight. The fucking I don'tknow who that is. No, that
can't be good. No, shelikes you, that is good. That's
uh. That's En Rothley's daughter.She's at the liquor store right now,
selling run she's selling outside the part. They run a liquor store. Please
be nice. Ten dollars out here, twenty dollars inside the very wealth house.

(30:49):
I could that's a problem at itthere is? What the fuck?
Hate that? And maybe Richard Maser, the guy who was on Home on
the Family played the retard come ontoadult stand. It was standing. It

(31:11):
was the adult stand. Is thatwho he played? Yeah, he played
adult standing it that's him. Haveyou seen it? That looks like me?
I'm sorry, you know, hairin the mustache, I guess,
but that you know, it's definitelylighter. I mean it's you're in the
public eye. People are gonna sayyou look like certain people. Yes,
you know, when you are inthe public eye, you can't get annoyed
by that. I can't. I'mannoyed. Annoyed to be annoyed. No,

(31:33):
you don't tell me about I can't. Can't that guy's fucking disgusting.
Look, and you're gonna tell meI look like that guy? Right?
I didn't say it. Holy shit. First of all, I didn't say
it. The funny thing is he'sone of the actors. When I watched
a show, I fucking can't standhim. Every show he's fucking can't stand.
You know. He's one of those. He was one. He was

(31:53):
on one day at a time.He was a Mormano's boyfriend boy friend you're
right on, and I fucking hatedhim. I wanted, I want if
I could reach through the fucking TVand strangle somebody, would be the hymn
or Harror. Oh you know whoelse he was. He was the guy
that interviewed um in Risky Business.He was the guy from the Ivy League

(32:19):
school that came to interview Tom Cruisefor the Intern show. How do you
know that? Yes, By theway, n rothey says, I disagree,
Bobby is very handsome. So whatshe's saying is her daughter's not right
and she's so she's saying the guy'snot good looking, and he's not.
He no, he's not. Shegoes so get another bottle. I'm sorry,

(32:42):
go get another bottle of rum.Looking better every room. But um
No, the thing is he wasalso in he was also in um a
movie with Jack Nicholson with I forgotI forgot what it was. But the
daughter was dying or his wife wasdying. And he was in that movie

(33:07):
and I wanted to kill him.That love was the movie. I don't
know. It was a risky business. But anyway, I am so,
you know what, I get peopleall the time. It's just a mustad.
I get people all the time tellingme you look like it looks like
this, it looks like I'm like, no, I don't, I don't.
I really don't you do? No? I who? All right?

(33:29):
And all the names that we've alwayscome up with, John Stossel, Keith
Hernandez, what do you think Ilike? It was like and that's been
going off for forty years now.But you look a bit more and more
like him now with your short hairthe way the way it is right now.
I'm not analyzing you. I'm justI'm like, oh, you you
look more and more as you're gettingolder, looking like him, with your

(33:52):
my hair's darning gray like him.Yes, yes, yes, the point
this guy is like insane with hismovie I AMDB. It's there's hundreds here.
Starting in nineteen seventy four, withone episode of All in the Family
he was on he played one episode. He was retarded at the time.
That was the word wow, retardedmechanic that was fixing the freezer or something

(34:15):
like that. I remember that,all right, that's the first time I
saw him and from that time,and that was I was a little kid
watching that show. I hated him. Then I hated him. Then well
do you remember Thanks Leanna for stirringhim up. I appreciate it. I
was gonna say, but do youremember him from the one episode in the
same year he did on the MaryTyler Moore show, Yes, get out

(34:37):
of Here one episode. Yep.He was doing that little shit where he
would do like guest appearances on shows, trying to get his way into show
business. And I was going,oh no, this guy's appearing more and
more here and man, and Icouldn't stand But I remembered him from All
in the Family first, that wasthe first time I ever saw him.
Yeah, he was doing like singleepisodes and then he started getting into movies.
Oh my God, he's in everything. Heaven's Gate. I remember that

(35:00):
he was in that movie Heaven's Gatefrom the eighties. Right, give me
another movie like from Come On Nightlike that. Give you some old movies.
He what else? Was he?A risky business? On the fire?
I give you a like Empire Flightninety, the Bounder, the Burning,
the Red Falcon and the Snowman thatwas that was san Uh? Is

(35:22):
that a Sean pen? I thinkit is my science project. The Basins
Horses, Heartburn, head Off ahotburn. That was the movie. Yes,
he played with like Margot Kidder orsomething like that. She or she
was dying. She's a magazine writer. She gives up her career for loving
family. And he's a playboy newspaperand he and he is messing around on

(35:45):
her and then she gets terminally ill. Oh oh boy, and then she
passes away. And when I washoping he would and I was Jack Nicholson
and I don't know, something playa cameo part or something I don't know,

(36:06):
or Shirtley McLean or one of thesefucking people believers Walker, my god,
this guy just didn't like everything.Table table Bobby's feeling his table.
Bobby looks beautiful dude. He's inlike ten movies a year, this guy.
But it looks beautiful. I knowwho's gonna be there first, right,
Michelle Asted, Sydney Savale, GeorgiaRose, She up the hay already?

(36:35):
Why why isn't? Why is uhSewan Mendez on again? We're repeating,
could you put something else on?Come on, be a DJ,
because we're talking. We're talking overthe music, so you can play anything,
play Bobby's song. Bobby likes toPaul McCartney's song. Today said,
Bobby, you had put it onyour Facebook page. I'll take the same.
Yeah, I sent them Paul McConneysong. Yeah, you said that,

(37:00):
you you put it on your Facebookpage. Too many people, too
many people play, too many peopleby Paul McCartney, Too many people going
on ground. I like that song. All right, so let me let
me tell you all right, SoChristen Tinsley coming on, folks. We
have a YouTube page. We don't. We haven't promoted it in six years.
It's Limo Talk. That's it,Limo every six years. Yeah,

(37:23):
Limo Talk. Also, we havean Instagram. Bobby has an Instagram.
Bobby In's correct, Yes, pleasejoin Bobby in's if you're on Instagram,
I got them go graz and LimoTalk actually has a small page that old
Tool and Thomas run for us.So we'd never push it, and we're
gonna start pushing it now because Sarah'sall the shows are doing rather well on

(37:46):
YouTube. I'm pretty proud of youabout it doing it all the well.
You got yourself a new beard.You look great. You're fixing up this
place. You had a bang up, a new beard. The old as
his family is just stepping it upa notcha. Holy shit. Look at
Bobby trying out all the different seatson He's like he's called he's been looking

(38:14):
around those studio. You want tosee what everybody that's studio. It's not
even open yet. More than anybodyelse, we should get a man as
at least at least the first week. You should allow us to sit there.
Bobby, Bob, Yeah, Iknow what you're gonna work. Are

(38:35):
there two shows going on in heresimultaneously, so it doesn't fucking matter where
we said yes, because he's gotto maintain a price range for that to
make sure he gets a good pricefor that. We are legends. We
are are we legends we are,we are, we should be. We've
been doing everyone. We've been sittingin front of big rings and umbrellas for
a year now, and I thinkwe need that spot, right Yeah,

(39:00):
Bob, At least the first week, it looks very comfortable that it does.
So, folks, if you havea podcast or you want to start
a podcast, Strong Island Entertainment,Strong isld TV. This guy, in
the year that we've been here,has the real place up a notch.
Yep, he's on one notch,one, two notches, two and three

(39:22):
eighth notches. He had a lotof people here in there. I saw
Michelle he is singing with a bandon on Thursday night. They did great
on YouTube. Last Friday night didgreat. I'm trying to promote this place
and he just won't let it go. He just won't have a place,
let me have anything. Maybe he'ssitting there thinking he thinks I'm the Dan
rom he thinks I'm the Dan Romanoshow and the show. Speaking of no

(39:53):
show, I got no show andthen my pizza place. Everybody was a
yeah. I was thinking about itthe other day. I was thinking about
how, yeah, he could havemade some he could have made some funny
shit about like he didn't need toput his slices in the oven in the

(40:13):
summer, because the fucking place itselfwas an oven in the middle of something.
Yeah. I went in there oneday and I swear to God,
the pizza was underneath the count ofbubbling. It was like them cheese,
didn't he say. If somebody camein there, they asked for the barbecue
slice, and what did he do? They wanted buffalo slice, and he
gave him a barbecue slices. Hesaid, it's the same thing. The

(40:36):
same thing. Was just I didn'tmake any buffalo, but I got the
bubecue. You could buy that one, the same thing. Guys like,
it's not the same thing. Iwant to buffalo. He goes, No,
you're gonna when you're eating it,you're gonna say, wow, this
takes a lot like it. Yeah, because it's chicken. Everybody's not buffalo.
I don't know. So funny,God bless everyone, less us.

(41:00):
All right, So Kristen Tisley's comingon at ten o'clock. Do you want
h Johnny Lambrose did a really goodjob last week. That's out of the
way. The King and Queen atValley Stream North and uh no more,
no more, and also most successful, you know, like most likely to
succeed, and the King and Queenthe Valley Stream North got rid of everything.

(41:21):
They took all those types of awardsout of the high school. Yeah,
I got I got most funniest.I got most funniest in seventeen,
you know, in senior year,and all that must have been really no
other competition most he's funny, youalways have to. They didn't know how
else to put. They couldn't Theycouldn't come up with a most annoyingategory,

(41:42):
so they came up really yeah,really really yeah? Is there one was
in Migraine? That's who the funniestone wasn't wrong? I came in second,
Bill Burr, Bill Burr, noum, John Lee, John Lee
Lee's older brother, John Leeve.Very funny guy, intelligently funny. He

(42:06):
was like he had this very goodone. I was like, George Carlin,
I look at this like I lookat it this way. I was
such a fucking burnout in high school. I couldn't stick around long enough to
get more votes. He was thereevery day, So I'm gonna say that
might have had a little bearing onit. So people got to see what
he said was so funny all daylong. I was funny once a week

(42:30):
because I was there once a week. How did you? How did you
pass? He was still gotten.Second I put all my chips into this
basket. You know, it waslike they and somebody once told me this
here. I was a senior andall they said, all you gotta do
to pass and graduate his past yourregions. Okay, I said I could
pass. I don't have to showup. I'll pass the fucking regions.

(42:50):
So I guess the fucking reasons thatFred again, that's it, that's it,
And uh, I passed my regions. There was only a couple and
you know there was only a coupleof finals, not even region. It
was like a couple of finals youhad to take in twelveth grade, eleventh,
then twelve and if you passed them, pass What was it? So
I did? I had health?You right, health three periods and Jim,

(43:13):
whatever the fuck else you had?In English? Fred again has two
hundred and twelve thousand subscribers. He'sdoing all right. We have sixty three.
We're gonna get there day by day, one every day, one step
at a time, one pitch ata time, one inning at a time,
one out at a time, onerun at a time. We'll get
that. Yeah, I'll be fuckingninety. We'll break a thousand and when

(43:36):
I'm ninety. And I was watchingbefore I got here. I was watching
the movie Once upon a Time inHollywood. Really, Quint Tarantino, the
Faltering. I think that's a phonecall, but I was really, I
was watching that movie, and Iwas really impressed at how good that movie
was. Yeah, Leonardo dicap Gaffriel, Fred Pitch. He's he's dating an

(43:58):
eighteen year olds a probably now nineteen, Bobby. Somebody on the phone for
us, Limo talk. It's me, He's forty one. Who's this?
Who think it is? I scheduledyou right? What's up? Comedian?
What's up? Comedian? And taritcard reader? And what else are you?

(44:19):
Psychic analysts? Kristen Tinsley call usfor your free reading? We got
a free reading coming? Yeah,all right, what's up? Tins I
don't know what's what's going on?You sent to humor? Why? What?
What's the problem? The cards aresaying that you said to humor is

(44:42):
running out? I running on fumesanyway, lowing the tank Hi Kristen,
Hi, Kristin, I miss you. How are you? Hi? I
miss you guys too. I haven'tseen you in so long. What's happening?
Not so much. I had apretty long day today. I did
my first, my very first livemoonology workshop in West Hampstead, and I

(45:06):
am like, Bess, I'm howmany a lot of people? No,
there wasn't a lot of people.But there's definitely a lot of spirits.
There's a there was a lot ofthe vala very thin tonight. It's the
new moon, and uh, there'sa lot of ghosts that came through.

(45:27):
And I've been around. So dowe have any ghosts in this studio right
now? Is there anything hanging aroundus? There's always ghosts of that studio.
Really, Oh boy, right inthe back room by the bathroom.
You don't want to ask a question, if you know, if I die
and I'm a ghost, what thefuck I want to hang out here for?
Who would I want to do here? Do you want to see?

(45:50):
Gross? Well? I don't know, probably probably look at some people taking
a shower. I mean I couldtotally see exactly he's dying and having a
soul that bad that you need tosneak peak. Someone taking a shower,
what do you do to that?You know, you wash and you make
sure they're washing all the body partscorrectly, and they not whispered to love

(46:15):
here and say wash that that bodypart too well, So I don't think
you should use it, you know, So what if they miss a spot,
I should take the sofas up,rubbing that area with it. Yeah,
but definitely tell their lover that theydidn't wash properly, that they break
up and you can sit in heavenand laugh at them, you know.
Right. So, Christy, you'rein for April sixth, correct, Yeah,

(46:38):
I'm gonna be there with bells on, so you gotta do a little
comedy. Plus you're gonna do areading. She's such a sarcastic fast You're
so sarcastic. I love you,but I ask you right now. I'll
be there, Cross, I'll bethere. Yeah, I'll be there.
You have a feet too. OnMarch fourth in the in the giggle room

(47:00):
that you giggle, yes, yes, yeah, March fourth, the giggle
room. It's the return to thestage for me. I have been off
stage. I have not done anycomedy. I'm gonna have to make it
down to an open mic at somepoint in my life to practice comedy again.
Okay, well, you know what, think about how much you're gonna

(47:20):
get paid that night? Yeah,I'm thinking about it. I'm I'm wondering
how how much EFFI do you reallyhave to put into this? Tom?
How much? How much EFFI doyou really have to put into it?
You're getting paid? What the dollarto dollars? What? Yeah? You
know Vali here, Vali there allthat up, So tell me what gral

(47:44):
Well, we'll put it down onmy shirt when I get it. Get
some excitement. Listen, I sawwhat you look like. You look at
good miss Tinsley. Thank you verymuch. I lost another thirty pounds and
you know I'm still it's still goingdown and you know, you know,
I don't know where it's gonna endup, but you know, we'll see
what happens. So it's been fun. I'm telling you, I'm proud of

(48:07):
you. So tell me what yougot your cards in front of you want
to do like a small reading forus as tell us what's going on.
Maybe Richie might you know, begetting sick soon, or you know,
Bobby might say that I don't knowjust what you say, I say,
Richie, get good, thank you, Kristen, because I know what it
is, Richie gonna crash into apole on the way home or something.

(48:29):
Anybody gonna carefully right am? Irobit did ear with Casino. Right now,
I'm gonna not you right now,Bobby, I'm gonna pull a card
for you and see what's going on. Oh, passed in spirit, Bobby,
uncle? What an uncle that passedaway in spirit? So he was

(48:49):
dead now his spirit died due noholy shit. Yeah, they called that
a double wimming. Do you havean uncle? Do you have an uncle
that passed away? To my knowledge? Oh? Are you sure? Let
me start texting you know what you'remaking me think that with a couple of

(49:10):
relatives. Yeah, start, yeah, started, start, start going through
it. You know it's funny.It's funny. Now I'm telling you something.
I went to the cemetery today becausemy mother's birthday. I went to
the cemetery and I looked at theUMM sign he get chills at the at

(49:32):
the tombstone. At the tombstone,what do you call it? Tombstone?
Thank you? Sometimes and um andand on the thing was a little a
little rock that said you know,people put rocks on the thing. And

(49:52):
he put the rock on there andit said uncle Jim. And I'm like,
now, this is my mother's something. What that means something? That
the word the word uncle, Sothat means your mother is acknowledging the fact
that you that you went there.Um, somebody's birthday came up before when

(50:13):
I was practicing because I joined likea huge society of mediums and I'm taking
this class with this really awesome guyand um, you know a birthday had
had had come through for that.So she wants to say thank you for
um acknowledging her. Were you cryingat her? At her I don't mean
to get personal, but were youcrying where at your mother's site today?

(50:38):
A burial? Yeah? Whoa no? Um, No, she wants to
know. She wants you to knowthat she you know that she misses that
she misses you too. I believeher. Okay, you know she misses,
she misses, she misses, shemisses jus too. Now I drove

(51:00):
down, you know, I drovethere. I was in a shiit ass
mood and uh I got there andI was like, hey, mole,
what's up? Not sticking around verylong? Because I'm in a ShaSS mood.
And why is there a rock ishis uncle Jim on it? That's
so weird, Like that's just Idon't know, she just that's just Uncle
Jim passed away today. I'm puttingon you. Damn it. Well,

(51:24):
so uncle Jim is. But itstruck was bizarre because it's my mother's brother's
Jim. The only gym I couldthink of is my mother's brother Jimmy.
And why would he write uncle Jimbecause he's his brother. But somebody wrote
on it in magic marka Uncle Jim. His Uncle Jim still alive, I
hope. So where where wherever hewas? I think that I think that

(51:45):
maybe somebody that maybe he had stoppedby and just kind of wrote that,
or somebody was just you know,acknowledging that that they were there. But
she just wanted to let you knowthat that you know, she saw you,
and you know she was watching.She's saw you. They do see
you go to the cemetery and visitthem, and they do hear what you
say, and they do try tocomfort you and and you know, and

(52:07):
send you love to you. Yousee, I heard a voice saying,
first time he's come here without ahawks back at on what I haven't.
I haven't visited my parents grave inabout a year. I don't like going

(52:28):
there. I don't like sitting thereparents. Yeah, both my parents,
SAME's on the same spot, andI don't like going there. I don't
like talking to the tombstone and Idon't. I get held from my sisters
that one of my sisters not eventalking to me because I don't make an
effort to go to visit them,and I I, you don't want to
make an effort to go and visitthem because they're not there. They don't

(52:51):
hanging both. You know, spiritsdon't hang out at the cemetery. They're
with you. So it's almost laughablethe fact that that you don't go there
because because you know, when yougo there, they're drawn to you.
So wherever you are, they are. So you know, you can tell
your sisters that they can go tothe cemetery all they want. It doesn't
necessarily you know, yes, you'regoing to the grave, you're acknowledging that

(53:15):
they've passed away and you're going towhere they're where they're buried, but that
doesn't necessarily mean that that they're there. They know your parents know that you
but you have your own thing thatyou do with them because he doesn't want
them to. Do you go fishing, Anthony? I don't. I don't
know what you do like in yourspare time, but like, did you
go fishing with your dada? Isee you sitting praying like, I don't

(53:37):
know if it's on a boat oron some place fish that your garage?
No, No, my father andI did a lot of golf. We
golfed. He wasn't a he wasn'ta big player. You don't want Anthony
to hit his ball in the waterall the time. So maybe that's what
it is. Yeah, but Ido I do see you sitting in and

(54:00):
thinking of them. And that wasthe toilet. That was him on the
toilet. The water was right belowhim. Would you stop splash? I
don't want to get into it tothe cemetery to to do that, to
acknowledge that, but you know,I mean, if you wanted to make
your sisters feel better, and youknow you cut, you know, it's
more important for you to connect tothe living than it is you know,

(54:22):
for you know, for you toconnect to the dead. Um you know,
so maybe maybe plan a trip therewith them and just kind of go
and sit there, and they're moreShe's more upset that, you know,
the family doesn't get together as muchas as they as you should. The
family doesn't get together at all.The family doesn't get together at all.
She wants to know what she hasn'tbeen invited over for Thanksgiving the last year

(54:44):
or so? Well, it's funny, that's funny. What is funny about
that? I think you should startmaking an Ever, what the funny part
is? All right, I'm tryingto Here's what's going to happen. Children
the night? Did you have allthe late the night? Did you come
over my wife's house and do littlerings for everybody? I'm probably gonna end
up being there. I want youto do a reading because I want to

(55:06):
try to I want to try toconnect. I want to try to connect
with my mother or father again.Man, I have I've been yes and
that, yes, that you coulddo. But when you when you do
that with me, like when you'resitting like with me, you know,
privately, bring bring a picture ofthem that do you have a picture of
them on their on their wedding?I mean most people do, but I
feel like there's a frames picture ofthe two of them on their wedding day.

(55:28):
Yes, yes, who was theresomeone wearing a white suit? I
feel like your dad wasn't wearing likea traditional type of color at the wedding.
I uh, I don't know,but I do know that at my
cousin's wedding, I wore a whitetuxedo a white suit. Yeah, okay,
yeah, bring the picture of themon their wedding day, like,
because I'd like to see them together. They are together, but I'd like

(55:51):
to because I'm my gift is verystrong with looking at pictures and touching things
um of from people that have died. Are they having fun having fun?
Of course they're having fun. Yeah, very Everything is very free and very
you know, they're waiting for theirto be reunited with their with their family,
but they're definitely with each other.Did your father die first, Yes,

(56:15):
yeah he was he he he gotyour your mom, did he?
Um? Did he have something withhis throat before he died? Yes,
that wasn't he he was smoking andthen uh and then he well he basically
died because of hot disease, right, but he had something, he had

(56:37):
something with his throat and that keepscoming up like every person I read like
somebody had died from from coming uplike yeah it was something, yeah,
something something with the throat was comingup. Well, listen part I mean,
how would you know that? Shewait, white time, I don't

(57:00):
say anything. We were on aphone three weeks ago, and she goes,
with your dad, no, withKristen. She goes, I want
you my father talked to me inforty years. She goes, he won't
talk to me. I'm like,let the funk, I can't get him
on the phone. Nothing. ListFrank Chriss And I told you we're gonna
have a little fun with this.Remember I tell people that, I go,

(57:22):
They go, how'd your father?My father has walked to me in
forty years ago? Get the fuckout here, I'm serious. She got
in nineteen eighty two, she goes, She goes, She goes, I
want you to stop smoking pot rightnow. I go, how do you
know? She goes, I canhear it in your voice and having heart
palpitations. I go, yeah,Howie Cardia from marijuana? What you get

(57:45):
Tackie Cardia from marijuana? Tackie cardYeah, Tackie CARDI means a fat rappid
hotbeat. Do you know the causethat? No, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that all this time. You thought it was just because
I was I was I was excited. Yeah, I'm happy to be here.
Yeah, my ass. You fuckingget that from the weed. Well
it's true. Did you listen?No? Yeah, yeah, yes,

(58:06):
that's why I'll be honest with you. That's why I stopped smoking pot because
of the Tacki Cardi. They callit tackiecardia. You start getting this rapid
heartbeat and you're sitting there trying torelax and your heart's going one hundred and
fifty beats a minute, and I'mlike, very difficult to relax on the
train, like how oh my godis working? And I said, you
know, this is no good.I'm gonna get panic attack here from this.

(58:27):
So well, yeah, that's whathappens, like you know, with
the you know, it's not likethe nineteen seventies, but anymore, it's
it's something different and it affects everybodydifferently. You know. No, now
they're using some major shit. Idon't know. It's like, yeah,
I don't know why I'm driving onthe highway and I fucking smell three cars
ahead of me. Somebody's smoking theshit out of this stuff and it's coming
through my advent. It's real.It really is horrible in the way.

(58:47):
I mean, I don't want toget into his drugs, but I just
want to acknowledge Tas and say no, Johnny Lamb both. I love you
guys too, And that's not acoincidence that you have an uncle to him?
Is your uncle Jim? And spiritaswhere Chaz is saying, she says,
oh God, I have an uncleJim. A lot of people,
a lot of people have you knowuncle. I think everyone is quiet to
have an uncle Jim. Everyone hasan uncle Jim. Don't have an uncle

(59:12):
Jim or an uncle Tony. Ihave an uncle Tony. You have an
uncle Tony? About an uncle Ralph? I heard you, guys. I
heard you guys talking about that manan uncle Tony. Uncle I used to
make used to talk to my houseand make homemade good I love you,
I love you. You do areading? God, do a reading for
me? Can we do it?I like I want a good reading.

(59:37):
Happened? What has never happened?Why are you so quiet over Why are
you so quiet over there? How'syour son doing? My son's doing good?
Me? You talking to I'm talkingto DJ. Who's the djos the
DJ? Oh me, yeah,yeah, DJ. Yes, Richie d

(59:59):
Chi Richeesy, richiesy cheting your favoritethinnings. I was just listening to uh
Kristen, you know, talk aboutthe uh, about the uh. You
know, your your father and thisand that. So I was just enjoying
the conversation. Did you do asmall, small, little quick reading on
Richie? I wanted to ask himhow his son is doing. My son's

(01:00:22):
doing very well, thank you.He always down to six point one,
good out and brings it right backdown. I'm sorry I can't hear you
because Gross is talking. Oh hegot into college. Yes, yes,
he's Uh. I read for you. I was, you know, it

(01:00:42):
was right before he was about toget to get into that. And how's
your wife's doing? Was married?Of course absolutely. Do you know of
a guy named Jim stop stop byyour house? You're expecting him, expecting
Jim thing a Jim. My wifeis doing very well. Maybe you should
put a piece of duft tape overhis mouth. Just put a piece of

(01:01:05):
duft takeover over his us. Yourwife has a problem with her arm right
now? She heard her arm?Uh, my wife heard her arm fell
asleep under Jim, Did she herarm fell asleep? She has not hurting
her arm recently? No, becauseI feel like there's a pain like in
her arm and somebody they're showing melike an arm, like an X ray
of like an arm. I don'tknow if somebody broke their arm or some

(01:01:28):
sort of injury to the arm.Is that that makes sense? Well,
that could be my son's elbow.My wife heard her shoulder a few years
ago, but nothing recently. No, really she did, she went,
But I haven't really having pain inmy ass right now. It's on my
right my son had my son,that was Bobby. I mean, well,

(01:01:58):
next time I see you, I'mgoing to put a pieces duct tape
right over your mouth and then whatI don't know, man, are you
gonna tell the lights down? Atleast this? I'm getting attack Ycardia again,
you look you look very you lookvery subtly. Are you dating?
Now? What are you dating?Are you dating? Is just like no

(01:02:23):
dating? Why what do you mean? On the air? Your wife watch
the show Penis, I don't knowwhat are you dating? And all of
a sudden, he suttingly the rim. But oh, I have a penis
on a man I'm supposed to begoing on on dates. I did forget
about that. I don't know.Just look at him. I'm trying to

(01:02:44):
watch you. Look at his face. Look, no, no, are
you watching right now? Listen.I'll call you after the show and I'll
tell you the whole story behind Bobby. All right, you guys are crazy.
No, she knows the story.I've told her before. A close
those coasts. Oh my god,please, oh my god, Oh I

(01:03:05):
got that place is closed. It'sopen again, by the way, Christy
opened this. What's not the bar? It's open and no place now you
can. You have to spend fifteenhundred dollars to book an event there,
so that hey, it's like anevent. I show you a girl the
other day, Jennifer and teeny.Oh yeah, sure, her birthday.

(01:03:27):
We're celebrating her fortieth birthday on thetwenty fifth. That whiskey Red's over there.
Yeah, she said, you haven'treally been around too much. I'm
very I'm an extremely busy person andshe's always off doing things, which you
know, she does a lot ofstuff with the hard ambassadors and you know,
a lot of hard stuff, andyou know, she's always running around
and traveling. But I'm gonna I'moff this week, so I'm planning on

(01:03:50):
getting together with Teresa and Kathy andBonnie and Jen. Are you doing,
Kristen? Christia? Teresa fellas here? Bye, Kristen? How were you?
Where was she? She hiding inthe corner? Oh? They here?
Hi n't talk like that. Well, really, I'm a bad boy,

(01:04:15):
right Nick ground Chris. She likesto talk about, you know,
married to the mob and and murderedmob mysteries and uh on a lot of
movies. Yeah, she's doing Shehustled. Man. Every single one of
my friends is very successful getting themselvesout there. And I guess we're not
friends. Were not friends, notsuccessful, We're not successful. Look at

(01:04:39):
the cards? Are we gonna be? I mean, what the hell am
I wasting my time for? Yeah? Just let us know what's gonna happen.
Yeah, I mean, I always, I always see big time success
for you guys, And I'm veryproud of of of what you're what you
guys have been doing, and youknow, I feel like you guys could
take the show to the next level. If you wanted to. You know,
I can't take it the next levelthe corner of Well, at us,

(01:05:00):
he's putting us here, and we'rein the picnic area and a strong
island. We're in the cheap sheetsbehind the fucking foul ball. He found
he found an old dining room table, put some chairs in in front of
the drum set. Well, Iunderstand everything's changed over there. I haven't
been in there to see. I'mgonna have to go in there and see
what's going on. Oh, yougotta see. There's a lot going on
here. Let me tell you.He wouldn't know if I'm looking at us.

(01:05:20):
But all around us is amazing.It looks fantastic. When Bobby is
sitting, he's got the New YorkCity skyline behind him. He's in a
nice coffee chair. He's actually answeringinterview questions right now, and no one's
asking them right He's sitting in hischair over there as if he's the guest
on the Johnny Carson tonight. He'sin the high level seats. That's that's
that's what. That's what people doon TikTok. They've pretend to be talking

(01:05:42):
to somebody while giving them like advice. Right, he's got a brand new
beard, got a brand new beard, and he's got a studio, and
he just had a great night.He seems he's walking like a peacock.
You know what I'm saying. Hewalks around right now. He walks around
like he owns the place. Yeah, what do you think in a brand
new beard? I just I neverheard that before. But a couple of
weeks ago, I was stalking himin the parking lot across from the studio

(01:06:04):
and he came out. I wason my way to a funeral, came
out, and he came out andI grabbed him in the parking lot.
He was like, oh my god, you put duct tape over his mouth
too. Now tell me if Idid that. He just came from church.
You can't do that if someone justcame from church. So you already
you're started with the first slate.When you leave church, yeah, you

(01:06:25):
start all over. You can startdoing all things wrong for another week and
you just confess again. So yourfirst your first comedy night is March fourth.
Back that's the first time. Yeah, that's the first time I'm going
to be on stage and and almostI mean it's been a long time.
I took a break so I can, you know, focus on my spirituality
and focus on that and then,uh, you know, Teresa and Kathy

(01:06:47):
asked me to host the show.So sor right, that's not too challenging.
I gonna get up on stage.You know, a couple of minutes
seems great. How's Kathy feeling?Kathy doing good? Kathy's been traveling around
doing comedy, doing shows, andshe's you know, she's you know,
it's gets Kathy. You know,she's she's she's doing good. All right,

(01:07:09):
all right, she knows she's alldoing good. Richie Richie Burns is
going to be headlining that show.I know, I like Ritchie. Yeah,
I haven't seen. It's like I'mgetting reunited with a lot of people
I haven't seen, you know,in a long time. I really have
not been out there, like doingcomedy, and I missed it a little
bit. Well, so I'm steppingfooting into the governors for the first time

(01:07:30):
in over three and a half years. What does this happen? All right,
watch for it. Yet you're goingto be in. I hope they
don't pick me out, you know, Kristen, They're not going to kick
you out. They're not going.I don't know why you keep saying this.
It's so stupid, fucking stupid,especially if you have you have to.
They're not going to kick you outbefore you pay for the two ey

(01:07:51):
a minimum. So what are youworried about? After you pay for the
two eyen minimum, then they'll kickyou out. The only thing I could
see them doing is like sprinkling someof that stuff on your food where you
get like nauseous and you have toleave because you're vomiting so much. I
could see something stuff to get caughtin your teeth. Yeah, I love
that stuff. They put that onice cream too. Poison you're talking about,

(01:08:16):
No, you're talking about that whatis it, Parsley or something like
that they put on it? Uh, Parsley. I think it's partly,
I guess caught in your teeth realgood. I mean I remember one time
after I ate there, I lostmy teeth like a month later, and
it was still there. Parsley,I think it's still there somewhere. That's
how you know how long you've beenin common Ruse. You to Jim carry

(01:08:36):
all the time when in the movies, like, is something in my teeth?
He's always fucking broccoli and stuck inhis teeth when he's in they got
to the guy's house. He's happenedthe party. All right? Before I
go, ask me one question eachand I'll pull a card for you and
given the answer. Go ahead,Rich, your first one question? What

(01:09:00):
one question about? What about anything? Okay? I've got so I could
ask you anything anything? Okay?Will there be in Major League Baseball this
year a Subway series in the WorldSeries between the Yankees and the Mets.

(01:09:20):
Yes, she hesitate. Will I'mputting down an O, you're putting out
a well, listen, let's letwe will revisit this conversation in October.
Ye, go ahead, in Okay, what does the girl look like that

(01:09:43):
I really like? The one thatI really liked? What does she look
going? Oh? Blonde hair?Yeah, she a blonde hair. Well,
I don't know, I feel Ifeel like but you haven't a sex
there yet? Really you too,you want to. You're making some sort

(01:10:06):
of like attempt to this. You'rethinking about it, but I don't see
you making any moves towards it,man, because you refuse You're stubborn and
you refuse to change and all thestuff and you're too busy. Oh here
it comes, here, it comes. No, No, that's that's not
me. That's hard. You canthink what if you if you go for

(01:10:28):
this girl, it's gonna be it'sgonna be a good thing. You just
have to, you know, setyour mind to wanting love and joy in
your life and it will happen.I'll be there. Um all right,
I'll say you know, I mean, it's very beautiful. You have to
go for you have to stop beingsuch a you know, hey, jan

(01:10:49):
love you. You have to stopbeing so uh hold it on to such
negativity all the time. No,it's not me and no, you see,
that's that's why he is a cross. There's a bad read. That's
my turn for my question for you. Close you right on. There's there's
one of us, but not me. Ah interesting, No, I thought

(01:11:09):
that was good. That was good. You picked up well first of all,
for Jennifer. Antini says hello toChristin Tinsley. Bruno Capolo says,
Bobby ins you know, well youneed is the Little Blue Pill. And
uh so my question to you isthis show Little Blue Pill. I don't
know, that's what Bruno said.I'm just yeah, I'm just repeating it.
I don't need any pills. Bro, is this show you keep saying

(01:11:30):
this, this show is going togo to the next level? Is it
true? Yeah, when within thenext twenty you need to come up with
an idea of how to take itto the next level. That's the thing.
I feel like, you have noidea what to do. That's not
going to be the new name ofthe show. My god, you hit
right on that. The name ofour show no idea. We have no

(01:11:53):
idea, We have no idea.What what'd you say? I feel like
I feel like you need a female. You need a female to be part
of your or you want us tohave a female. Yeah, either that
or one of you who is gonnaget pregnant. But you need to think
about you need to think about youknow, how you would like to take

(01:12:15):
the show to to the next level. Like, don't just expect it to
happen. It's not going to happenby magic. You actually have to come
up with something, an idea ofthought to try to take the show to
the next to the next level.I do see a lot more like sports
commentating, but like, seriously,you know what I mean? Like I
actually have like little segments, like, you know, make it like a

(01:12:36):
real thing. You know, likejust even if you were to do like
baseball bloopers or something like that,you know, I don't know, something
funny, something interesting, something thatnobody else does. Put your heads together
and start to think about it,like the three students ask to say,
hey, you know, give menot Just as a matter of fact,

(01:12:58):
I think be Maale was saying thatten years ago. He was, but
all right, yeah, well christand everybody's saying that they love you.
Taz, Jennifer Lentini, Johnny Lambrose, Bruno Capolo, Mickey Delaney, Candice
Sackman is watching um three Things ILove I love you, I love you
guys too, and and you knowwhat tasks. I just want to answer

(01:13:20):
your question very quickly. I feellike you're coming out of your shell a
lot um, I definitely, youknow, I see you, you know,
drawing a lot more and doing likea lot of like live drawings.
I feel like that's something that youcould do to like, you know,
build up like if you want todo it on TikTok or whatever it is,
like with your drawings, like reallybrand out there a little bit a

(01:13:40):
little bit more of yourself to getmore attention on you. You're coming out
of your shell a lot, andI feel like people are definitely going to
doish you and appreciate the talent thatyou have, but you just have to
show case it in a big way. Can I have one more question?
Taz is becoming the new Bob Rolls? Is Bobby less? Sarah gonna finally
like me one of these days?No, I figured that now I know

(01:14:02):
why I don't understand it. Idon't have to waste a card flip on
that one. Shut up, Bobby. Bobby is a hard Bobby is a
hard person to read. You neverreally know if he if he likes you
enough. But if he unlocks thedoor when you get to the studio,
that means he likes you. Idon't know. We're aware of how much
he doesn't like us. Yeah,that's really not a that's really not a

(01:14:23):
question. All right, I loveyou, We love you. Mus stay
in touch with my wife and setup that night with her, and uh,
I'll see y'all March fourth, andthen I'll see you on April sixth.
Correct, all right, Yes,I'm looking forward to guys. I
really, I really can't you guysagain? What do I call you?

(01:14:45):
Christ? What are you like?A psychic reader? What's you like?
Title? Now? I am apsychic medium. My name is Kristen Tinsley,
psychic medium, stand up comedian.That's me, divine comedian. That's
that's the whole title. I loveyou. I'll a text it to you.
I love you guys too. Allright, good job, thanks for
hanging out with us. I appreciateit very much. I'll season soon.

(01:15:08):
All right, all right, takecare, guys. I love her.
That was fun. Yeah, Ilike that. It was fun. I
like her, of course, I'llkeep out. She's genuine, she likes
she likes you, she likes Richie, she likes me, and she wants
a ducting. I love that.But yeah, I can't help it.
I can't like saying some stupid shit. But um no, it was good.

(01:15:31):
I mean, she get on somethings and then she's she's going to
major like different classes. She's intoit. She's into it. Listen,
I mean, anybody listen to it. You know, whatever you're into,
God bless you be the best atit. Go do it, own it
and uh enjoy what you do.Yeah, she loved that. She's into

(01:15:56):
it and she's taking these all thesedifferent medium classes to get better at it,
and uh, I wanted to becauseshe's making she's starting to make see
if you have look gets me though, is if you have a gift for
something, why do you need tohave a class to tell you how to
do it? Because she's learning differentdifferent Well, what the signals mean?
What signal means like, so there'slike indicators out there that we have to

(01:16:19):
learn about so that you can youcan pick up on the fact that they're
sending in signals to you. Correct, I see. I don't believe in
ghosts, No, not at all. I've gone this far in my life
without being um convinced that there's everbeen a ghost around. I used to
people at the bar all the time. They tell me that down in the

(01:16:39):
basement there were ghosts, and Iused to say, no, that's cold
cocaine. I never I used tospend hour upon hour in that basement.
And whether or not there were ghostsor not, I could tell you clearly
I have never ever was approached bya ghost. And if somebody passed away

(01:17:01):
and was a ghost hanging out inthat dungeon of a basement, at in
forty one and that basement with thatfucking dusty floor. If they came down
there, what kind of what kindof ghost life? Is that? The
fuck? You want to be downthere? Flow? But I was never
Maria would tell me, oh,somebody hit me on the shoulder. I
believe, I believe. Do youbelieve it? I absolutely believe it.

(01:17:24):
I've had a couple. Let lingeraround Wait, wait, let hit his
head. You gotta ghost. Yougot a spirit, go enjoy, enjoy
things. You're gonna hang around you. She's gonna send a ghost to you
tonight. Some I'll be waiting.I believe some would be pranks? Does
why not? All right? Still, I believe there's I believe there's afterlife,
and I yes, I do too. I don't believe somebody lingering around

(01:17:46):
here. I don't wait wait,I do. Wait. When my father,
my father in law, passed awayin my house, he had a
massive heart attack. He was deadfrom the bed to the floor. A
month later, when I was sittingin my my computer room, it got
extremely cold over my shoulders and myhair on my arms, and I knew

(01:18:06):
it wasn't on your head. It'sa dick. Well, now you know
he's telling the truth. He said, his arms said. The hair on
my arms got very high, andI just got my hair got high.
I turned, I turned, Iturned it. I turned, and I
just said, Dad, I knowyou're here. I'll take care of your
daughter. I promise. I'm sorry. You're gone. And that was it,

(01:18:30):
and within five seconds it went backto normal. All right, if
a ghost can come in and tapyou on the shoulder, and then the
ghost can certainly pick up a fuckingpen and wright, hey I'm here.
Nah, no, no, becausethat's a physical physic it's a physical hit
me on the shoulder. I said, it got cold on my shoulder.
You felt that. No, therewas nobody there. It was me by

(01:18:51):
myself in the house. I wasin my I was in my I was
a cold. Why did it getwalk? It was It was a fucking
my my fall, spirit, myfault. It was a spirit. I'm
telling you, come on, Bobby, I'm telling you. What am I
to bullshit you? I sat inmy phone. You're fucking doing too many
drugs. I wasn't doing any drugs. I was doing my paperwork at my
office and my I got a coldfeeling all over my area of my shoulders,

(01:19:15):
and we got my area got calledmy area and not my fucking penis
r anything area got it got coldmy area. You finally cheek Kristen and
she's listening. Listen. Am Ilosing my mind around me? M listen,
I'm telling you I have never listen. That's everybody. Everybody has different

(01:19:38):
experiences, all right, Then theydon't like me. Oh these ghosts that
visit me, these ghost to visitme, a very friendly, good ghost.
It's more like energy. That's now, it's energy. Bob Ross.
She's the new Bob Ross. Soyou've never you've never experienced like, you've
never experienced any kind of nothing,nothing like like you know, you're you're

(01:20:01):
get the funk out of here abovetesting one two testing? Right, Yeah,
yeah, I want to say somethingbecause I'm how come you sound louder
than us? Screw Jonathan Um.I believe in ghosts, but I'm like

(01:20:23):
Bobby, like I. You can'tpenetrate me as far as a ghost is
concerned. Like I, I believe, but I've never had any experience whatsoever.
They just don't go after strong people. That's what it boils down to.
People who I'm not saying weak oranything. But people who are more

(01:20:44):
open, they they spirits can detectthat, and they will they will approach
who they could think that they canget close to. And the people who
they know are are not gonna,you know, they stay away from.
But are these like relatives and peopleyou know, people have experiences but liked
on and Rodney remembers that passed awayand not just like random ghosts. And

(01:21:09):
Rodney says, I have that happenalso gras Uh Kristen Tinsley says it happens
to her every day. Michelle askedas says, you can definitely feel energies.
Good topic, what God, what'sthe problem? And everybody said,
because you know, Bobby Lesara wasn'tgoing any other show but our show.
Thank good? All right again,I'm gonna tell I totally believe in ghosts

(01:21:33):
though, but I've never you believein them, but you don't believe of
anybody having an experience an experience becauseI believe in God. God is a
supernatural I believe in God too,Right if you and I don't think God
ton of someone to the point whenthey got they're gonna send the guy around
to hang out by Strong Island.Studio Dona Night be a ghost for us.

(01:21:54):
But do you believe in angels?Angel? Okay, so then it's
the same thing. He is spirit. They're all hang out here, they're
not gonna again. Let me leteven clarify this a little bit. Why
does it have to be a negativething? Why does it ghost? Like,
oh my god, there was aghost. It was like the if
the angels go that route, gothat route. Maybe there's somebody looking over

(01:22:15):
your ghost net connotation. Ghost doesn'tmean you're you're taking something. It's just
spirits. Why does somebody's let's usethe word spirits. Let's not use the
word ghost. Let's just use theword spirits. Thank you. I like
that better. That is better becauseghost is ghost exactly exactly the spirits.

(01:22:35):
There's good spirits. There's evil spiritsthat you know, he goes to me
comes off as some sort of evilthing, some sort of atty that's not
like uh not like raiders that havelost. There is energy and there are
spirits. You know, there arespirits that you can call for and and
be guided by. Maybe all right, I believe that I'll give you that,

(01:22:58):
But I am as far as theseone thing ghosts, no I don't
believe she might very well, she'sgot a few things right tonight. Oh,
trust me on this one. Ido believe that people get premonitions.
I do believe that people get visions. I do believe that people um because
I've had it happened to me,and I do believe in all that stuff.

(01:23:19):
But I don't believe. See,let's clarify your ghosts. Ghosts,
I mean haunting. No, Idon't believe in it. Believe in haunting.
I'm gonna haunt somebody, gonna hauntsomebody. No. I believe that
there are there are, but Idon't believe in that shit. No.
They are absolutely bad spirits, thatwill. That's just somebody who got taken

(01:23:43):
over by an evil mind. Haveyou ever had anything, Bobby, nothing
as your head ever spun around,Bobby, No, I've never. I've
never had anything. And you know, I've had weird experiences, but never
outright you know, encounters. Allright, Well, here Shell asked that
I've had things fly across the roomin front of me a few times.
I want my room flying. Iwant something to fly across, Kristin Tinsley

(01:24:08):
says to me, Christi Tinsley says, everywhere seen things moved. Hold On,
Kristin Tinsley says, everywhere is haunted. Kristin Tinsley haunted with this,
Yeah, I can't say everyone.Robsy says, I have an angel in
my pine tree and I got apicture of it. I can't eat.
That's a new book. I gotan angel in my pine tree. Like

(01:24:29):
Kristin Tinsley says, you don't wantan angel coming down here. You don't
know, you don't, she says. In Trouble, Michelle asked, I
could see in grass his future thathe will forget to turn his mic off
when he goes to peace, wasMichel, Yeah, Michell, that was
rich. Yeah, great moment.In Limel Talk History, Chris Smith says,
uh wait. Hold On the secondshow, Tas says I have seen

(01:24:53):
both my grandpa's after they died,and Chris Smith, who is the mother,
says it runs into family. Shedid too. Listen, I'm just
telling you what these people are,right, Okay. Good. I'm glad
you brought the subject up because it'svery uh, it makes people get excited
about it and then you talk aboutit. That's good. That's it.

(01:25:15):
You've never had the last question.You've never had nothing, not a bottle
move, nothing. When you're inthe bar four o'clock in the morning and
I'm not there, you haven't heardlike a fucking chair fall down or something.
Nothing. The only time I hearda chair fall down, I was
down in the basement, chip.I heard a chair go down to the
floor and what that was? Oneof my Bob patrons dropped dead on the

(01:25:36):
floor. Really yeah, it wasan afternoon crowd, so it was no
ghost yet at that moment he mighthave turned into one, but he floated
out to the heavens and he wasgone. Do you ever watched you ever
watched the Instagram those little wheels thatthey do. I watched them whole time.

(01:25:57):
Did you see the one with thehelicopter that's somebody he was injured,
and the helicopter starts to take offand you see the the spirit go through
the helicopter into the right with theblades, No went thousand pieces, just
went. God's like, oly,shit, it's a jigsaw puzzle. What
are we gonna do? Now?What are we doing? This guy?

(01:26:18):
They said, they said that afucking man put this thing up Jay's edge.
Now I get on. I toldMary I told John, Oh my
god, this is gonna be Ican't put this guy together. How's it
gonna go? Hunt grass? Today? Calling the Reserve Disciples, Jennifer Antini

(01:26:40):
said, I had a Bob patrondie to on a shift, no joke,
uh, an older lady who didn'teven have a single drink night.
The way it happened, this girlLisa was working right this day crowd.
It was a Sunday, and thisguy Ed came in the whole guy used
to coming, Hey, then yeopen, yeah we're open. He sit

(01:27:00):
down at the bar. I godownstairs. I gonna do paperwork. Sunday
was a great day to do paperwork. So I'm sitting downstairs. I ute
do the paperwork, and Lisa's Igetting the ice. I eat to hear
somebody scooping the ice and then puttingit, and you can hear everything from
upstairs from downstairs, and I'm goinglike this, like a half hour later,
all of a sudden, here boom, I went like this. I
was like, that can't be good. I was like, what the fuck.

(01:27:21):
I don't hear anything. So Isat there for a second. I
was like, I didn't hear anybodypicked the chair up either. You know
those Boston was heavy. Yeah.So I'm sitting there nobody. All of
a sudden, Lisa comes down tomy office. She goes, Bobby,
I hate to bother you. Igo watch. She goes, ed fell,

(01:27:43):
I go ed fell. That soundI heard like ten minutes ago,
that was Ed falling. I waslike, Ed, didn't just fall.
That sounds bad. I run upthe stairs. The guy's bo so I
started doing compressions on it. Sayshe had no pulse on that. I
started doing compressions on his chat andI got him going the end. She
called an ambulance and they took himand he was brain dead. They took

(01:28:08):
him to the hospital, and whatdoes his family do? And I put
my valiant efforts into reviving this guy. They took him off life support.
So they came by to say thathe passed away, that he was gone.
And I said to the lady.I says, yeah, I did
all I could to try to savehim. She goes, yeah, why
did you do that? What?I was like? Wow? She goes,

(01:28:29):
you just prolonged the agony for us, the agony for you. I
was like, what the fuck areyou saying to me? She goes,
Yeah, she goes, because hewas better off if you didn't even do
that. She goes because then heended up put on life support for a
while, and we had to sitthere and endure. I says, you
know what I had to endure,blew on my floor. I had to
endure that. I said, whydon't you say thank you and be on

(01:28:50):
your way? Thank you. Michellesays this Christmas, me and the family
were standing in our living room andan all painting that my mom painted just
flew off the wall horizontally. Weall saw it and left the room very
quickly. Jennifer Lentini says, thelady that would died was playing pool.
All right, here you go,a picture flew off the wall. I

(01:29:13):
mean something had to physically take thatpicture and throw it off the fucking wall.
That same person could have grabbed apen and wrote on a piece of
paper, I hate that fucking picture, all right, Jennifer. Jennifer Lentini
says, the old lady was playingpool. Hi, it's uncle, Jim.
I hate that fucking picture. Nowyou have to throw it off the

(01:29:35):
wall. Jennifer said, the oldlady was playing pool, and they told
us she would have died anywhere thatnight. It just happened to be where
they where she was. It wasnice for them to say that to you.
But I got it. Why didyou do that? Well, she
said, there was a picture ofher earlier in the night next to a
skeleton decoration because it was Halloween.You can't make these stories up. You

(01:30:00):
can make these stories up. Doyou ever want Star Wars? Yeah?
Who made that story up? Well? Stories can be made up. Who
made up all these Outford Hitchcock stories? They make them up, You can
make them up. Did anybody hangthe picture back up? Yeah? Yeah,
they probably hung up the pictures brokenand shit. Um well, Kristin

(01:30:21):
says, I have a whole bookof spirits that contacted me. So they
do the book spirits that's called that'scalled the mister Boston's botten. No,
it says I the Book of Spirits. Kristi Titley says, I have a
whole book of spirits, but thatthey contacted me, so they do write,
but need but need my hands.So in other words, she's oh,

(01:30:42):
so she writes for the spirits.That's what can they call a ghostwriter's?
Oh my god, all the ladiestogether because a lot of a lot
of these women believe in next job. They love the mediums, all the
ladies, allians. They want toknow what's going the latest media or a
median media. She's she's a psychicmedian medium medium, median medium, music

(01:31:06):
media media. Nothing to do withsizes us to do it medium closer to
me? Oh, I'm sorry?Is this better? Yeah? You talk
into it, It's much better.I love you. Abolished a good job.
Here? Is that it's getting weirderevery minute. You're you're possessed by

(01:31:27):
a ghost. Yeah, so youhave it's called automatic. Let's me one
more time I've ever had an experiencewith it? Goes No, I'm not
asking you ask no answers. No, it's been no. As a matter
of fact, ghost, I've hadevery opportunity this entire nights I started talking
about this to show up right here. I would love if somebody showing up
tonight right I want. I wouldlove I love for his jacket to go

(01:31:49):
flying across the two umbrellas to startspinning. Dude. I would love for
him to get in the car andall of a sudden, here Bob,
I would love that too. Well, I know is if I passed away.
If you're listening, please, Idon't want to come back here or

(01:32:10):
to invody any fucking basement. Idon't want to go. I want to
I want to do his free spiritand enjoy. And I love when people
go, oh, yeah, hepassed away. So now he's with gen
you know. And and they're havinga great time up there? What the
fuck are they doing? They're wakingup every morning, taking a shower,
getting cigarettes and sitting around smoking andtalking. No, no, I don't
believe that. Now, I'm sorry. They're having a great time. Well

(01:32:34):
sises that ever died here in aband? Now? Did you hear what
she said? Chris playing Kristin Tinsleysaid, they're having a good time up
there. Yes, everybody's having agood time, having a good time,
having bed, they're wearing suits.Are they dressed night? But that's but
are they still fucking poor when theyget there? Are they rich now?
But that's that's the whole idea aboutthat. You don't know what's gonna happen.

(01:32:56):
You don't know what it's like.What I'm saying is they're not doing
what we think we're doing the peopleon earth and not sitting there going,
oh yeah, what do you wantto watch tonight on the un fucking channel
on the superstation? Not doing that. They're traveling. Kristen Tinsley said,
you might come back as a pubicarea romano. Fuck you wow fu.

(01:33:19):
That was a good line. Andthat's a good line. Um, we
got the top tier on our screenover here. Do you see this?
Yeah, he's he's he's taunting usright on our own. We should run
over and just sit there. He'strying to tell every one of a microphone.
What is he telling us. He'sshowing everybody that we're not going to

(01:33:40):
be it. Oh blow me.Look at that. He's panning watch the
Georgia Rose. That's the Georgia Rosestudio. Right, look at that.
There's ghosts in the studio. Looksnice. That is a nice studio.
Right. He's actually doing a promofor his own fucking good on our show.
Yeah, if anybody would like her, well he's got to promive on

(01:34:01):
the end. So this way whenwe're on there next week. But but
when he doesn't do that with anyother show, not one other show,
has no respect for us. Dowhatever he wants. He's coming out.
He's sitting sitting over here like thefirst guest on this night show. Yeah,
you know what I was thinking aboutbefore I was driving in here.

(01:34:21):
I was thinking about movies that thename of the movie or something in the
movie became part of our culture tothe point where we say it and we
all know what you mean by it. And I was thinking about the movie
groundhog Day. Right, Yeah,everybody knows what somebody means when they go
out. It's like groundog Day.Right, It's like something that just keeps
happening over and over and over again. Yep, it's like here, it's

(01:34:42):
like, this is groundhog Day,dude, same shit happens every same shit
happens every week, every show.You get your jacket on. But if
if somebody twenty years ago whatever thatmovie I don't know when that movie came,
says it's like groundog Day, youwould think it's about punks, a
Tony film, and that if yousaw his shadow, which people believe,
even moronic people believe that it isfucking rodent sees its fucking shadow. We're

(01:35:05):
gonna have six more weeks to win. They'll believe that one and other things
that are going in the world,right, But they won't believe that everything
we watch on TV is bullshit.All right. It was a lot of
different opinion this year with the ChuckWell, the one, the Seconds,

(01:35:30):
the first one died with the Bay. What's another movie? Let's say,
what's another movie with somebody? Somethinghappens? The name of the movie is
something like that becomes synonymous what goeson in life besides groundhod to day,
there's something else h Wall Street.No, no, no, I'm saying
like it's something like that. Youwhere you gotta know if somebody checks us
in another movie that that that's likean every day occurrence. Alight, we

(01:35:55):
got about eight minutes left, youguys tell us, oh, go ahead,
you got a movie. Yeah.But I'm saying yeah, but I'm
not talking about that premise itself.I'm talking about the name of a movie
or something like that that just youknow, we use it as uh as
as an expression, and we allknow what it means because the name of

(01:36:15):
the movie. I said, it'slike somebody says, oh, it's like
an Amityville horror thing. You know, It's like right away you know that
means it's, uh, it's abouta haunted house. Are you gonna pan
you want to pan the studio onemore time before we can we actually over
there for a minute, and yeah, why why I'll go sit there and

(01:36:38):
I'll scream from over there, scream. That's not gonna work too well.
What do you, Kristin Tinsley,do you think she knows what she's talking
about. She knows what she's talkingabout. I know, I'm proud.
What is that little bird thing overyour head over there? What is that?
Is that like a cardinal Jaws?Kristin Tinsley said, Jaws? Okay,

(01:37:02):
the metal bird. No, it'slike but somebody plays the song like
did they do the thing from Jewels? Don't don't don't? Don't you know
right away? Danger is coming,you know from that stupid song? Yeah,
and Psycho we we right, weall know from movies, so you
don't. But I don't believe itgoes. I'm sorry, sorry, all

(01:37:28):
right? If scrubs home today,thank god. You know, I was
just looking at the schedules, alittle Yankee Mets schedule. Yeah, ye
know. The Mets are gonna playthe first uh seventeen of the first twenty
three games of the season are onthe road, just because they're working on
city field. Oh is that thereason? I don't know? I just

(01:37:49):
said, Oh no, they allworking on field. Oh, Mike,
that's a lot of road. Yeah, it is a lot. They ripped
apart um center field and they putbuilding a club out and right center,
and they redid the entire the scoreboards gonna be huge. They redid the

(01:38:10):
whole school board. Really, I'llbe going over there for orientation things.
So nice. So we'll get this. What's the what's the name of the
club under there? You know,like they name it's something you know,
I forgot what the flight or something. No, No, it's somebody's it's
gonna get right field, right centerfield, Yes, where like where the

(01:38:30):
where the model's zone thing was orwhatever that you used to be underneath theeath.
Yeah, it should be cool him. That's a lot of spending money
left and right. Every nycles themUncle Stevie. Uncle Stevie's gonna do this.
Uncle Stevie's gonna do that. UnHe's gonna get his Manny Machado.
Everybody thinks the Mets are gonna getevery player. Now, why don't we
trade the five you know five,they come up with five players that nobody

(01:38:54):
wants, Like all that are improving. Yet we'll trade Batty Alvarez, We'll
trade Ventas and and they always throwin some scrub, you know, and
and voge back, you know foruh Ohtani and Trout like a number one.
The Angels aren't that stupid and benumber two. You know what this

(01:39:17):
payroll will be? Yankees is threesixty five. Oh yeah, they said
five million. I'm telling you whatthis is, right like mets A three
sixty five, Yankees are like twohundred if any of the Sandy says he's
heading to Sports Saint Lucie next weekend. The exhibition season stots on Saturday.

(01:39:38):
Canna Sackman says, night, gentlemen, night, good night, gentlemen,
see you next week. Enjoy yourweek. And um, Michelle Assa says,
good night, love you guys,going to bed, great show,
as always, we're putting them allto bed. Um. I was just
looking up the MET the payroll.Met payroll was over three hundred million.

(01:40:02):
The Yankees is not. The Yankeesis like two hundred. I don't think
it is. An Rodney says,fantastic show tonight, guys, have a
great night week. Good night everyone, good night guys. So I guess
we're everybody's saying goodnight. I guesswe have a good gracie out here.
Huh. Find out the payroll andlet's get to hell. I wanted to

(01:40:26):
put a bubble head in his newstudio, but he told me no,
no bubble bubble. Folks, Pleaseshare the show. Who I was still
listening. If you can give usa share, I appreciate it again.
Gotham Gogras dot com, forty onedot com, Strong ontv dot com.
Total catch up, catch Upway,catch us on Instagram, Limo talk,

(01:40:47):
catch us on instagrauh on YouTube,Limo talk, please subscribe. Johnny Lambro
saying good night, fellas night.Johnny, what's the payroll before we get
out of you? Three sixty threemets? Yeah? What about the Yankees?
Two hundred, no three? I'mtelling you three. He's not of
a three hundred. Yankees are notof a three hundred. They are not

(01:41:11):
hold on play. We're waiting forthe totals for the tote board. Gotta
get the next team. Oh,we got everything good, We did everything.
April six, Johnny lambrose Justin McDonaldthe Yankees two sixty seven, one

(01:41:34):
hundred million more than Mets. Ohwow, that's right to sixty seven.
My friend, Yeah, he's awayunder the METS. I knew that.
I mean mets A paying Verland thatensures of both forty three million dollars a
year. That's eighty six right there, eighty six. And you got um
Nimmo's making twenty that's one hundred andsix. That's three plays. Well,

(01:41:55):
you got Judge making forty million,you got Coal make it thirty six,
and Standing make it third two andRadon making now twenty two. The top
five Marte shares US forty three,right, Roland to forty three, Lindora
thirty two, Marte nineteen five,Nimo eighteen two fifty, Seena fourteen million,

(01:42:18):
Alonso fourteen five, Diaz don't forgethim seventeen million, two fifty million,
Carrasco fourteen, Quentina thirteen, uhCanta ten five and Robinson ten million.
And David Robinson. David Robinson gotten million dollars to come plaint to

(01:42:38):
the Mets. He is a bullpen, but he is good hellion dollars.
He's a great playoff guy. Butyou know, I tell you what this
is million. If you're watching theback page of the papers. I don't
know if you are an added springtraining has started, it is predominantly Mets.
Okay, this is a battle forNew York. I mean, Steve

(01:42:59):
Cohen came yeah, and I believeI'm That's just what my view is,
right. I see this as likewho's winning the World Series? Who's the
next one from New York to winthe World Series? That's the race in
my opinion, right, I reallydo the Yankees better hope they are because
if the Mets do it, theMets will. It's a big deal.

(01:43:20):
The Mets will, I think,because they're putting it together the right way
right now. But I mean it'sit's a guy spending ridiculous amounts of money.
But the Yankees, I think.I mean, Yankees are pretty tough,
yank He's stacked right now. Ifthey're starting pitching stays healthy, forget
it. Well, if the pitchingstays healthy, LEMAYU is back on.
That's that was a big loss lastyear. I think more than you probably

(01:43:41):
thought. But um, you know, we'll see. It will come down
a pitch. The Mets will eventually, and I'm let's have a close Yankees
Yankees do not. But the Yankeeshave a good bullpen. Put it on.
Let's get the fun. Yankees dohave a good bullpen. Did you
did? You got a list ofeverybody's name and the other big big,
the biggest inflation we've seen in along time. Rihanna, I've seen her

(01:44:03):
all inflated on the super Bowl onthree levels, five levels, six levels.
You're looking more inflated, more inflatedthen, Rihanna. Was Macdonna's face
on the Grammy. I mean thatface was huge. It was you,
mister Trump. Do you know you'releading in the early poles. I did
like the early poles, but I'malso like pos I like poles, bull

(01:44:27):
dancers. I like Paul pole dancersespecially, and Rihanna. You couldn't even
be supported by a pole anymore.You're forty two. The Santa's is a
thirty six percent. And the girl, the girl the chair. Supposedly she's
going to probably lose and become therunning mate. She'd be the running made

(01:44:51):
the loser, just like camera killHarris. Okay, she gets the representative
voted, you'd be comes right aspresident. Listen to me, look at
the hell effect. She's a dog. The girl's a dog. Listen to
me. She comes out right andshe says that she thinks these new buses
in electric they last like two hoursor one charge and two hours US drive.

(01:45:15):
They got USB ports in every seatlike it's like, it's amazing.
It came out nineteen eighty six.I think he USB ports. She's all
excited about it and it's crazy andsleepy Jones going or USB ports. What
the hell is that? Is thata new station USB? I watch everything
on the un He's like, I'mlike, what the hell go? The

(01:45:39):
man is ill, he's madly ill. USB arena best be arena is in.
It's in Elman right by the track. Levitt Ports. You know you
make the best two last two minutesand thank you very much. It's kind
of you know what, the biggestinflation thirty forty years. Madonna's face I've
watched when you see face, itlooked like it looked like a moonpie.

(01:46:02):
It was big moonpie healthy, nothealthy at all. But Joe Biden shouted
down over Montana. Over Montana's right. Listen, mister Trump, we gotta
go. But I wanted to inviteyou back next week because I believe that
you are the best ever and Ithink you're gonna win again. But I

(01:46:24):
want to let's put a dishway andI'm not putting this in the answer,
James. If they don't win,we're ruined. Good done, I know
the country's done. Richie Sa goodbyeeverybody who is it? Goodbye everybody,
Thank you for everybody. Thanks andLeanna Quillan, brand Gato and Rothney,
Micky Delaney checking in, Michelle Asta, Richard Bolson, I hope I said

(01:46:44):
that right. Strong on the televisionfollowing us and Taz, the resident artist,
Johnny Lambroose, Brutal Capolo, JenniferLantini, of course, the great
Kristin Tinsley, who gave us agreat segment. Can't by the way,
Christian. She predicts that rock Wellswon't make the week. Yeah, she's
not gonna make it some Monday.Not gonna be here Monday for Bobby lous

(01:47:08):
Sarah Strong, old TV Strong,old TV dot com for Richard Zarelli brought
up extrodam music director. Yes forthe for our picnics over here, a
strong old for this man, agreat comedy host, a really good comedian.
Come to our share much for it. They'll be down there with lots
of people Bobby's lots of balloon We'regonna be giggling. We have balloons everywhere.

(01:47:32):
Bobby hits forty one and Zarella,I'm Anthony graz again. Treat people
with love and respect. Paid forwardfor everybody here. Guys come upward folded.
Means if you get on a fuckingdunk of donuts line and you got
people behind you, fight them forsomebody, fight them some coffee. Do
a nice gesture. The person whojust gave me a finger one a ghost,

(01:47:55):
right, I did that yesterday.We're almost done, Bobby, don't
don't put us off yet. Uhagain, thank you for joining us.
Rolph Morales is coming in soon.Can this sacrifice of all this book is
gonna be read soon. We gotJustin McDonald coming in next week. Thank
you, Kristen Tindsley for everything,and uh we're out of here. Good
night, God bless for Bobby andZarello. Richard Zarelli, Bobby, listen

(01:48:19):
to everybody. Thanks for good thankyou for joining us, and have a
great week.

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