Limo Talk - Season 2, Episode 3 - Limo Talk

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The part where he says, anyway, Finally he gets to it. He
goes, crows, happy birthday,been from Vic, you know, and
he goes, I wish you thebest, tell you like I couldn't set
my show, luckiest man on everybodyrichly, Now, how's mister seven point
seven nine? You get that quote? It goes chop black. I ask

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them how how that? Cris?Yes? I go how seven point seven?
How about the seven point se?Every time he tries it gets hired.
He doesn't want that up. Wedon't want that. That's beautiful.
Click him on our show, andI see us sitting there. When I
see that, it can send youclicks to show. That's crap. I
hate that. Fun are we on? You've been on lift? Why are

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we looking to that? Can youput us on? Please? Lit out
talk? It's me right, hey, it's forty one. It's forty one
dot com gotam golsgrass dot com,Strong out of TV dot com, which
you are about to fuck up?I think I'm about to pick it tonight,
all right, Happy super Bowl Sundayto everybody? Hello, boys,

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how are you are you doing?All right? What's going on? Richard
Zarelli brought up extraordinary music director theMan Admit the Legend and very funny comic
and comic host Bobby Ends forty onein Zarella has already doing. I hope
you all had a great time withthe super Bowl. It was a great
game. It really was about time. It's been a great game. I
can't say much for the halftime show. I wasn't a fan. But anyway,

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well, we just found out she'spregnant. She found out. Well
what did we find out about Madonnawith that fucking fat face. It's funny
because my wife had no idea whatwas going on with Madonna? Well,
were you ya? I'm looking atMadonna now, I give I kept looking
at Rihanna, going, well,she looks like shit, but Madonna looks
makes her look good. I don'tknow, did you see what she looked

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like? Nater? She looked likesong. First of all, I don't
know why anybody anywhere, at anyparticular time anymore watches the Grammys a bunch
of shit. It's a bunch ofshit about about people getting awards given by
people that they work with for shitthat sucks. It's basically when it comes
down to music that sucks, gettingawards Okay, so you sit there.
I don't know anybody watches it,but it's all about um, it's like

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this. It's become like the Oscarsof music, red carpet ship and who's
wearing what? And Madonna shows upwith this fucking bloated face and I'm like,
what the fuck happened to it?And I wasn't watching it. I
saw somebody posted her face on Facebookand I'm going, I can't be Madonna
really, and everybody's posting it andgoing, yeah it is. What the

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heck? Why can't be people justgrow older because they don't right and let
it age normally. Like, firstof all, I think Madonna is of
Italian descent. She's probably not frombased on based on people I know from
Italy. I'm just saying, butso maybe you get a couple of wrinkles,

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maybe you get a couple of thingshit leave it alone. Okay,
she blew up fucking face up.Yeah, and and she looks like she
looks like a moon pie. Yeah, she's like a fucking moon pie.
I almost thought at one point likeit was one of those like fake masks
on your face, pull it offand let us see. Oh no,

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it's really it was. It wasa little hard fun of sharing with the
hair. Yeah. Well, well, all I could tell you is what
I picked. I picked KC towin tonight, and they thirty five.
I thought, pretty damn good game. I'm sorry. I apologize. I
tried while I tried to get youguys in after the game, I didn't

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want to take you away from it, and I actually didn't. I apologize
for that. I'm sorry. Butit was only the fourth quarter. Let
it like the time we do ina tie game. Let's start at ten
o'clock, ten o'clock when all theaction was really starting to bai go.
You know that's gonna be like rightin the middle of the fourth quarter.
So then then we get here anduntil ten thirty. So we end up

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watching. I end up watching thewhole life. You spend your whole life
trying to watch the Super Bowl andall the big games in your life on
the biggest fucking screen you could possiblyimagine. As you get older, you
want bigger and bigger and bigger.Pretty soon you wanted to be the size
of of of the Hudson River,right. You want this gigantic fucking move
the TV screen. I just watchedthe last quarter the final of the Super

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Bowl on a two by two screenon Richard phone, trying to mean,
right, we're negotiating with with Bobby'scoming up stone, I'm sitting in one
of a drum set. This iswe got a nice corner. First of
all, Bobby, I gotta givehim a lot. I gonna tip my
hat. If I had a hat, I would tip it and I would
say, yes, this place iscoming along beautiful. It really does look

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avaiable. I wasn't thrilled with doingit on the couch, but it was
wait. I like being at thetable, but it was just us.
I like what he's doing in thecorner there. And if we could see
it, you'd see the Strong Islandlogo and the three screens over there.
That'll the size of the wall.Beautiful, the wood background. I love
it. Places. This looks greatover here. I like it. So

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we're trying to negotiate. I'm likingthe way this is coming along, and
we're trying to negotiate with him.It's like, well, you know,
this studio right here is gonna geta certain amount of money, and you
guys are gonna do you guys aregonna sit in the corner by the fucking
kitchen is gonna be there the hallway. Bobby's gonna be in the kitchen,
and I'm gonna be on a urinal. I'm like a fucking kid. See

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what he's doing. He's classifying us. Yes, I see. It's like
being at the ballpark. Either inthe fucking luxury sweets or you're in the
sky box, or you're in thefucking bleachers. And that's I guess this
is the bleaches. This would bethe bleacher. Ah. There, he's
panning the globe to show the wholearea. See, I'm glad of motion.

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That could be behind us right now. We could be over there,
he tells. So, he says, to be time. We're right right.
Does he not go? Does henot go tonight? You know,
a high quality show with his studiocoming up. There's gonna be a certain
amount of money, and you guysare gonna sit over there to the left
on the bandstand with three mics,the logo behind us and maybe hopefully Bobby

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will like it. I'm like,so you're throwing us to the slums.
And now listen, I notice isthis place is run by the Asta crime
family. I know that but canwe make a little dent in here,
a little we'd go for a longtime. We are slightly fucking at detaining
around here. I mean, holyshit, I do find humor in the

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fact that we're actually being, youknow, told there there are definite increments
of where you're gonna sit. Soif you sit over there, you're paying
like one hundred dollars more a show. And if you sit over here,
you get into discount. Right,if you sit at this table over here,
pretty much, you know you're inthe bar area for the price of
beer. If you can hang outand do the show, right, all
right, that's nice, that's good. I'm enjoying it. Hey, I'm

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enjoying it. I think it looksfantastic. Though. That area over there
that we won't be at is reallynice, I know. And he sat
there and he used this as guineapigs. He's like, you know,
why why don't you let me letme see how it is to get three
middle aged fat guys. He saidthat in the corner, Well, he

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goes garage, you go in themiddle, put Bobby on the left,
Ritchie on the right. He goes, you all sit there. Let me
see if I can pan it around. Then he goes, I can only
get you guys that way. Ican't get you with an extra seat.
Why move to move the goddamn cameraback, pan out a little bit and
get the one other seat. Price. No, we're moved into another price
range. That is another price rangebecause it's not full set if you want

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food, but it's kind of focalinto the corner the buffet. Get the
buffet, going buffet food, butshrim But yeah, I'm telling you he's
doing a phenomenal job here. Buthere's the deal. He needs to realize
the greatness. He needs to realizethe security, he needs to realize the
longevity of this show. I'm notdealing with it. I will go back

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greatness. I'll make up we're onthat level up with Niccolier and go to
his fucking on the outs with Nicoleaagain, dude, you don't really what
did you do recently? You toldme everything was good? Oh my god.
Oh the drama continues. I'll tellhim in a bicycles he's watching.
Yeah, I really, I reallywanted to get to the meet of that

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story. If you want to meetthe story, I needed a little bit
of a loan. He took careof it. I took care of it.
I paid him back and took theright way. But he, I
guess he don't want to get trice. He don't want to deal with me.
I gave him interest. He feelslike he's never ahead with you,
exactly, and I get it.It never evens up. It's like it's
like having a bad tab with NeilSnedega. Neil would come in the ball,

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he run a thousand dollars tab up, pay me nine hundred dollars on
pay day, and then brunt upanother four hundred dollars that night. So
I'm like, Neil, I neverget ahead with you. I said,
you pay me nine hundred, youstill had one hundred dollars balance. You
just rung up another four hundred.Now if I'm five hundred in the hole
with you, well, next week, mate, listen to this. Next

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week, mate, I'm gonna payyou six hundred. I go, you're
still not catching up. I says, you're gonna give me six hundred.
I says You're gonna drink the wholesix hundred that night. So at least
I'm paying. Like, no,I'm behind, I'm not making money off
you. Neil, the mark upon what you drank doesn't equate to how
much I'm losing. Right, allright, you're taking liquor of my shelves.

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Really all you're doing, I says, think about it this way,
Neil. It's twenty two degrees outsideright now. It's about sixty degrees in
here right now with the heat on, and you're fucking sweating bullets sitting at
the bar when it's fucking freezing inhere. I'm worried you're gonna drop dead
with a sixteen hudred dollar tab.He goes, always said that too,
and you are always worried. Hewould go, Sheneka has got an eleven

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hundred all tab. He I go, Yeah. He walked out of here.
It looked like he was drop dead, smoking cigarettes, sweat paring dude,
And I swear to god, heswelve degrees out with and two degrees
we have real feel. And he'sstanding in front of the bus sweating with
a tie that comes halfway up herebecause his belly's sticking out there here.
And he'll ask me that me thestatus. So what did he drink tonight?

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I'm like, if you don't wantto know, how much does he
had. I'm like that about fullfifty. He goes what he goes,
he owes me six? I go, nolly, and now was he owes
you one thousand and fifty? Icall it Maria like on the Tuesdays,
can't get this guy un the Marca. I go listen, Maria, um
was kneeling today and she go,oh yeah, yeah nl oh yeah.
He drank his face. I'm like, well, all right, oh my
god, it was Did he payanything towards the tab? No, he

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said he's gonna He said he's gonnahook up with you and square it away
on Friday Friday. I'm like,okay, So I go there on Friday
and i'd wait and they wait forhim to come in. He slapped down
like five six hundred dollars and drinkingthe frid say okay, so I go,
all right, twelve hundred minus six, you still oh six? And

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you go so I'm good for tonight? Good for what? Right? I
got a party a night? Right, I got a party. I'm like,
you're gonna party? Yeah, well, actually the whole weekend. I'd
be like, the whole weekend,oh dude, And it was a four.
So then all of a sudden,he's back up to just straight.

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He used to drink no. Heused to drink um vodka with either club
soda no and or cram Barmberry.Yeah. And I used to be like
fucking like they would like they wouldfruity juice, like it was fruity juice.
I'm telling you phenomenal. And youalways been have a catch. I
always have that little stroke bent Andyou're sitting there going, why is that

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strong? This is a guy whenwe tell you a quick story. He
goes. He comes in to thebar and I put us. I had
a regal, an old regal,and he was in really good condition.
And he goes, you know,mate, you're selling that cap. I
go, yeah, I'm selling it. He goes, how much you're looking
for? Us is fifteen hundred.This is nine times right. So I

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can't get a wheel for that now. So he goes, you know what,
take the sides off it. I'mbuying it. I go, you
want to buy the car? Hegoes yep. So he goes, I
just want to take it out fortest run first. I go, well,
no problem, I mean you're wastedthough, I was like, no,
no, I just thought of drinkingall right. So he gets in
the car. He drives it aroundthe block a few times, around Third

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Avenue, around that area, youknow, and goes up down towards the
back, comes back around, comesback up Second Avenue, palks it back
in the parking lot behind his owncar. Yeah, parks it where he's
parked like this, and the carsparked behind it behind his car like this,
because after he after he pulled itout of the parking spot I was

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in, there was no more parkingspot. Somebody else pulled in, so
he just parked it there. Hegets really he goes inside because I definitely
get it. I'm gonna go homeget the money for you. I said,
okay, it's all yours. Isaw me. I said, I'll
get the paperwork and it's all.I'll signed the title over. Great way
to go get yo, mate,give it about that. They give me
another drink. That drink. Hegoes out outside, gets in his car,

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doesn't even look, throws the fuckingthing in reverse, and smashes the
ship out of my car. Yeah, oh my god, BAM's right plows
right into a boom. He's like, yo, what was that? Like?
What was that? That's you hittingyour car. He goes, Oh,
the debt was huge and the driveris doing all that. Oh,

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I go ahead, he goes,you think I get it, will reduction
on the price. I get thefuck out of here. You're buying that.
You're buying it now? Yeah,I go that's it. So he
came back the next day. Heslaps down fifteen. He goes, you
know any good? You know anygood? Yeah? The guy down the

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road, I go, guy downthe road. He gets in the car
and he goes to move the seatback and it snaps and he falls into
the back of the car. He'slaying in the back seat down. He
drove the car like that with thedeaden door and the seat that didn't even
have a come back up for ayear. He's just sitting there like he

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was sitting on a park bench.It was just saying, and I still
have a caught up with the bondtab. I was gonna say, how
does this end? Did he oweyou? Oh? He always always go
out of business. Out he soldit. I sold it to all right.

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Let me let me let me sayhello to everybody. Taz, the
resident artist is uh is watching.First of all, Taz, thank you.
I got all your stuff. Ihave all my things over there.
I put him over the air.I have Anne Rothney's two shirts. Finally,
Taz is watching. Also Johnny Lambrose, who's gonna come on in a
little while. Johnny Lambrose is inthe audience over here, hanging out with

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us. He's the one body Scalisi. I love the drums. I'm a
drummer. Chris Smith saying hello,and Rothny saying hey, you met play
a mean flute too, Teresa Farrellsaying hello, Debbie d married the roder
Ca Saint. Hello. All right, so you uh so, anyway,

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getting back to that, I soldthe boat to Kevin Walsh. Kevin Walsh
bought the place for me, andhe inherited was part of it. It
was in disgusted in the sale price. Ye, Neil's tad was brought up
in the with the attorneys everything sittingat the table in East Meadow and my
lord and I said to him,I say, it's just one thing.
I said, uh, whatever moneyyou pay me up front. I said,

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you gotta come. Neil's debt isnow your dad. I said,
so you could pay you off Neil'sdad and he did. He paid me
Neil's dad, which is fantastic,but Neil loaded to him. Yeah yeah,
yeah, well because he gets hismoney. But as it turns out,
Neil was a great guy, hereally was, but he was so
fucking crazy, so fucking crazy,just out of here. Miss you miss

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it. I miss it all thetime. I talk I tell stories about
that place every day, and westill talk about it. We've kept it,
we've kept it well, we've talkedto all right. So John running
around, Johnny Labor hearing goes Field. Do you think I gotta plug my
show now? No? You justcome on, Johnny sitting back. I

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don't want to talk to you.You're not allowed to do anything anything unless
somebody explained to me. I'm goingback to the half time show. Why
we had to watch a bunch ofpeople dressed like fucking eskimos humping the air?
Why why do we have to watchthe dog? What gloading the dog?
I didn't see any glowing in anydog. I just saw people in
fucking in in in uh leftover fuckinguh uh. COVID suits look like eskimos

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with big goggles on, humping allmen humping, and she's grabbing her and
she's grabbing herself. She's pregnant.Well, that's nice to know the child,
the mom come one day show herkids. Look, I was probabing
with you here when I was grabbingmyself. What the fuck is wrong with
the society we're living in? Whatthe fuck is going on? That's acceptable?
Like her, I thought it washorrible. Really, I thought it

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was fucking trash. I thought itwas horrible, and I like her.
I know you do at least onesong. Yeah, when you know we're
aware of that one. Where isthe appeal? Because she's singing about a
numbarella? I mean, what thefun umbrella? Ella? You can put

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that on? No, no,no, please please, I'm trying to
figure out what the fuck is appealingabout this first, it's there's nothing good.
Last year was a disastrous show too. Don't have to weaken all that
bullshit and eminem I don't want tohear this shit. I don't I come
to watch a football game. Ido not come to watch these people masturbating

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on fucking television. Yeah, butyou know you're getting that out it well
no, yeah, that's listen thereto become mainstream. One hundred million people
watch the Super bowl. You goon. You know they don't get paid
for that. They actually do thatout of the air pocket. I think
the Weekend spent five million last year, but he also sold about twenty million
dollars worth the fucking don't tell meshe doesn't get paid for that. She

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gets paid for that. Of courseshe gets paid for She does not get
she does not get paid does notget paid for that. Come on,
wi you look and investigate bought upextraordinary? This is what you're at your
best? How is this possible?It's I'm telling you that nobody gets Honestly,
it was less offensive for Janet Jacksonto show a bad breast with Justin

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Timberly and it is to watch thesepigs grabbing themselves on fucking TV. Listen.
All I could tell you is she'sextremely popular, And I thought,
so you don't want to remember something. Here's a great expression for you.
What's good isn't always popular, andwhat's popular isn't always good. All right

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doesn't make it right. What's rightisn't always popular, And what's and what's
wrong isn't it can be very popular? There, you know what, It
doesn't matter what's popular. You're fuckedup. Its fucked up. Let's get
on to some funny stuff. Isright, she will not be paid.
I told you I know, whichis bullshit. Come on the paying a

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sun believe that. I don't believethat either. Let's let's star's just not
the custom. It's almost eleven o'clock. So is what we're gonna do.
Comedian Johnny Lambrose, who's sitting inthe audience over here, He's gonna sit
in the back and hang out withus, and every once in a while
the audience we'll plugisha. Listen,we have one person in the order the
live studio audience situation here, folks, Bobby listen, hand out at all

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because he's in the other room.So comedian, uh, Johnny Lambrose,
come over here, come sit overhere in the back. Good job,
there you go. Hello Johnny,how are you Johnny? That's Richie.
This is ends forty one. Ohmy god, don't fall that's all right,
that's ends. I loved you onthe best. Yes, hello,

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Johnny, Hey, how are you? How they don't knock it knocktor?
Oh my god? You all right? All right? Go sit in the
back, come under my umbella.Hello. Hello, Hello, Yes,
that's your microphone. All right,come sit with us and hang outs.
I don't know if you're on Ithink that less. Sarah's over here,
Lis, Sarah's in the in theCBD to come in between the drums and

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the ends over yeah, come overhere. Well you gotta get him in
the shot. All right, WellI don't need him in the shot.
Maybe I don't want him in theshot. I want them voice of I
just want to hear in the background, my smooth voice. Yeah, yes,
all right, that's good. JohnnyLambero was giving you something. John
poke ahead and in the middle ofthere, there you go, see how
I am? There you go?Yes, that's comedian, Yeah, comedian

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John. Yeah. Do you likefootball, Johnny? Yeah, I'm a
casual football fan. And did youenjoy the halftime festivities of reality? I
didn't watch it, to be honestSmith, yep, but I heard her
giant forehead was shining. But yeahshe was. Yeah, he didn't and
she looked. She looked she's gota five head. Yeah, man.
And what's funny her Caroline's all theway back here. My wife turns to
me and she goes, I seeshe's pregnant. I'm like, he's not

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pregnant. She just had a kid. I said the same thing to my
wife. And you mentioned about JanetJackson show want to pop the super Bowl?
I remember when that happened. Igotta be honest Smith year, when
that happened, I couldn't stop drinkingchocolate to say, Mama fresh fresh jugs.
So everybody can share the show,please give us a like and everything
else. Let me just get ashare. I don't hate. I don't

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hate or whatever. I just don'tthink this is part of what you're in
the public You're in the public eye. Man. I don't want them to
come after you. I don't listen. I know they come after you want
they Who's that? Who are thesepeople distract is the people that don't like
your op trainions and stuff like thatand think, yeah, but I do.
Let me explain something to you.If you start worrying about what people

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think, you're making zero impact.Okay, I fucking tell you what I
think. I know you do.I know you do the story. I
I try to protect you. Iapparently you like secret service you need You're
like family. Why you're shaking yourhead? You know how I am going?
Where am I going to have aproblem. Tell me what I don't
know because I don't like her pigissue. Your opinion is very, very

(22:56):
boisterous and boisterous, and it iswhen you stand on the bottom line is
more people should have more of anopinion and fucking stand up for what they
believe in, because everybody else justsits back and go. That's we have
to deal with and the fuck youget the fuck up there? You don't
like it, makes some noise aboutit. Everyone else seems too. Yeah,
you are in a great mood thisyear. I'm in a very good

(23:18):
mood. This is a good mood. Just to deal with him. He
likes to come here. Do weshow I get the fuck out of here.
That's the vent is Frustram likes eventand everything much frustration. It's just
like he wants and wants to tellI see bullshit, I'm gonna want.
He wants to run like a charmand unfortunately sometimes we have a little bit
of a problem technical difficulties. Yeah, so im, Yeah you're fine,

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but you seem to be hanging outover h Yeah, I'm up there whenever
I can. Are you hanging outwith the comedy mafiare a lot They like
me all right, I got noproblems a sky Lambrus we like them.
Yeah, it's a cool situation.May my buddy Baba's I think he's fine.

(24:15):
He's fine. They could see him, exe me see him. I
mom share the show please, Lambros. Of course. Right now super Bowl
Sunday, Um, Johnny Lambrose ishanging out with Stint. Justin McDonald's is
coming with love. Justin. How'she doing? Justin's coming? He's he's
actually going to perform on our Aprilsixth fundraisers that rich Cerelius told me he

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has something he can't tell me rightnow, but he has a fund that
he'd like a fundraiser or something he'dlike us to have a Yes, I
do, I do. It's notsomething I can share. That's fine,
But at the right time I understandthat you'll you'll you'll know well before the
event. Okay. So that sohere's what's happening that night. I'm in

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forty one. This gentleman right here, the most frustrated man on Long Island
on a Sunday night at ten o'clockis the host Matt Alovallo and Billy Guyer
on my two headliners. That niceyou have to keep your voice down when
you talk about matt Arrovallo now,okay, because he lives with someone now
and he's not allowed to raise hisvoice. So I don't want to annoy

(25:22):
her by us raising our voice justtalking about it. Did you see that
I shared that Thomas made their wholeeighteen? He did, and he did
an excellent job job. Yes,and I love his d trained my former
train nice job, my former boardup who still helps us out to a
nice job. Because you know you'renot gonna do stuff out of me.
We're doing well, We're doing wellon YouTube. We're doing well on YouTube,
and you know what, It's beenout two weeks and we haven't even

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promoted it. So Rich Trader putit on Facebook. Maybe Rihanna was just
hiding the Eagles second half game planunder his share. Yes, Rich,
to come on that great Rich radI'll tell you. You know what he
says to me. He goes,He goes, might I have a court

(26:07):
case? I'm like, so,what does that mean? You can't come
on a Thursday night? I havea court case. I have my upcoming
court case. I'm like, fuck, all right, So Billy Gaya and
Maravalo this gentleman right here, JohnnyLambrose coming out of hibernation. I know
you're doing a couple of Joses.You better be good that night, lambro
I'll kill you. Tea time withTeresa Teresa Fell, who was also reading

(26:29):
the Candice Sackman's Father's book and gettingback to us, but she has a
she had a personal problem tonight.Bonnie's Chalice's joining us that day. Kristin
Tinsley is gonna be doing readings andJustin McDonald's, so we're out about seven
people performing that night. We havethree more openings that night and it should

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be a good night. Kristin Tinsleyis fantast Kristin Tinsley's readings in the back
and do us do you know usfive minutes worth of comedy and my wife
is actually cairing how to come tothe house? Did you read with all
the women? So I am abig fan of Kristin Tinsley's Kristin Tinsley,
Shelby May who's Brian May who justput my heating system into my house.

(27:11):
His wife is also psychic. Thoseare probably the two best psychics that I
know. And Georgia Rose, whois a strong Island. I have to
throw that in in trouble. GeorgiaRose is the redhead, right, yeah,
Georgia Rose has a show here.Shelby May and Kristin Tinsley. Those
are the top three, uh psychicwomen that I know. Ye, I'd
highly recommend him. Um, SoEagles done? Was it? Depteto?

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I said it right, Victy Betetodid a birthdayche reading for me a little
bit later on. Um, BobbyLasarah, the voice of Christmas Pass is
going to join us and we're gonnado that. So I played the Nets
last night, right, I'm tellingyou the fucking Nets game last night was
fixed. You watch basketball at all? I do not okay the bed?

(28:03):
No, No, I'm all rightwith it by losing the bet. But
here's the deal. The entire game, the Nets went to the line thirteen
times to shoot free throws. Doyou know how many times that the Philadelphia
seventy sixes went to the line toshoot free throws? So the discrepancy is
seventeen in the first half. Atthe end of the second quarter, the

(28:27):
Nets hadn't reached a fucking free throwline. Have you heard this before where
people could say NBA and NFL offix okay, because they considered entertainment businesses
not sports, and they're in bedwith the fucking apps. I'm telling you
to in bed with the apps.So I'm I happened to I mean,
I'm working in Madison Square Garden right, I'm watching this nick Knicks play the

(28:49):
Clippers. This game goes one fifteen, one fifteen at the buzzer, goes
into overtime, and it's just likethe Knicks at one point with down seventeen
points, bing bing bing, theycome back, they tie the game up,
they get they go ahead, onefifteen, one twelve at the buzz
The Clippers hit a three pointing atthe buzzer. Did they allow it?

(29:11):
They did allow the Clippers one.They didn't allow the Nets one last night.
But we'll go off after your Sonow they go into overtime, the
Clippers go ahead. But what I'msaying, so the game ends up like
one thirty two to one twenty fivelike that, eight points and I'm sitting
there going what times just watch?I mean, there's no defense, there's
fouls called on every time somebody justblows blows a whistle. It's it's just

(29:34):
as soon as he's yeah, andthe last two minutes of the game is
where they call it. Yeah,and that's where they call everything, and
it's fucked up. And I'm ata point now where I just don't ever
want to work another basketball Really,I can't. But I heard the NIXT
games are really fun to watch.They're always somebody somebody said that higher energy,
high energy. No, it's high. I mean that it's so you

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watch back and forth. It's likewatching that old point that's the TV Pong
game. Three point is my god, it's altmate point. I know that
I'm very shooting three point is now. I know that speaking at three points.
Did you see uh when Lebron Jameswas put up on the jumbotront at
the Super Bowl? I didn't seethat. What did he yell out that
he's the greatest scoring player of alltime? No, but they blewed him.

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Nobody cheered. Good because you havea stadium full of Philly. Do
you like mister Lambrose? Not really, you know, I've never I'm a
casual fan. I casual, Idressed casual, I watch casual, address
casual, I do everything casual.Um. I like Shaquille O'Neil as a
personality. Did. I find himvery entertaining, but I never really followed

(30:41):
the sport. You know, what'syour favorite sport. I know you like
wrestling, right, I'm a combatsports guy, wrestling, MMA, boxing.
You know, didn't you delve intoprofessional wrestling at one time? I
did. It was my first technicalventure into show business. I did it
for about four years on the LongIsland independent seeing out here and it's a
lot rougher than people realize. Ohno, I could see that. I

(31:04):
could see that. Yeah, butI'm thankful for my experiences and I consider
that my launching point into where I'mat now. You know, like all
of I've said this millions of timesbefore, especially in other interviews, all
avenues of show business are cutthroat,but wrestling would have to be at the
top. When it keeps telling methat, yeah, it's just it's it's

(31:26):
just fucking shitty business. Yeah,don't get me wrong. Professional wrestling as
a whole, and I'm looking ateverybody watching, by the way, professional
wrestling as a whole, it isfantastic. It really is. The business
of professional wrestling is a dump it'sa dumpster fight. Yeah, So to

(31:48):
the guys who are currently in it, you know, as long as you
love it, keep doing it.But one of the love fades, just
get out for your own sanity.That's what I did. So let me
get back to what I was saying. So the Net game last night,
the free throw differential is thirty tothirteen. The Nets are losing by three.
They get the ball with point nineseconds to go. They threw inbounded
Dinwood. He throws the ball upshot, It hits the three point.

(32:10):
The game is tied. They spenttwenty minutes on the fucking monitor and decided,
no, it's not a it's nota field goal. The seventy six
is won. Are you kidding me? That's how they decided the game.
They ran out the pretzels and thennothing else to sell. There's no point
going any further sports, and thisyou know the deal. Everybody's beers and

(32:31):
beers will stopped being sold an hourago. Let's fucking call it a night,
all right, telling you we don'tI tell you last night the fucking
game was fixed because the refs controlthe entire flow. Dam bam, bam,
bam, bam bama. That's I'llgo to my grave known that last

(32:52):
night's game was fixed and it justyou watched it unfold and then they called
off the game. They called offthe last second shot, and it took
him twenty minutes to decide that.Come on, come on, Hockey's exciting.
Hockeys the fucking thing. Hockey's veryexciting. I do a range of
game. It's the crowd there inthe gardens. Yeah, man, I
do an Islander game. I meanI'm at ubs, and as bad as

(33:14):
I've been playing, it's still funand it's super competitive. And you know
you can end the game two toone. You know you can hold the
lead. Basketball, one lead issafe, nothing, nothing to go back
and forth, Bobby, I really, I really believe that NBA in the

(33:36):
NFL and and a little not.I don't think hockey yet. I think
hockey, college basketball and baseball arestill a little bit away from it.
But I think that fucking in theNFL are in bed with the apps.
I know, I gamble, Iknow whatever it is. I'm telling you,
that's how I feel. Well.I don't know about all that,
but um I was at the gardenon Friday night for the for the game,

(34:00):
and I went Monday night. Youwent Monday, Yeah, I went
Monday night were you working. Ithought I was gonna see you at the
I'm at the going that you knowentrance by eighth of you there the Chase.
Uh oh, Chase, Yeah,Chase or whatever. Yeah, I
was, I go we were gonnasee Do you know Bill Rock? Yeah,

(34:22):
he works there too, He worksat that at that entrance. All
right. So last time, umthe Nick game, I worked less Saturday
less less Saturday. I was atChase. Um. But then they movie
there's there's um Nick and Steffs.That's another entrance right over there with Nick

(34:43):
and steps. I think that's dChase D Okay, well, b I
don't even know, but I gothere. You move around to these things.
He always feel like you're in thesame fucking place. You just do
always in that place. But uh, it's funny how many how people when
they come in, you know,you saw seeing people you know and stuff
like that, and you can justkid around with them and shit. But
you see a lot of the samepeople I do. You see a lot

(35:04):
of the same people and they andthey, and then they see you like
a ubs, yeah, they goto what and why are you here?
You look like I think, I'mlike I do I work both. Wow,
I go, it's not that amazing. A lot of people do.
Wait till he goes to a mica. Oh my god, how many times
they come up to you and askyou if you keep the nadez or they

(35:27):
make a reference to keep the name. Oh, I assume all the time.
It happens at least at least onceor twice every time I do something,
And um, sometimes it goes ona lot. But what do you
say to that? I just laughed. What are you gonna say if I
ever mistake you from Mike Lindell,the my pillow guy. No, no,

(35:47):
I haven't gotten Yeah, this isadvertising. But till today, until
today, that was the first time. Um, Mike Lindell, and I'm
overtosing him under a bridge. Somebody'sholding the pillow tightly to my face.
In my face. I slept onglass bottles, and that feels more comfortable

(36:12):
to this pillow. My hand doesgood pillows though. Well. He seems
to be a big Trump guy,right, he is a big Trump guy,
and that's great. Who is it? Who is it? A big
magapillows? Like a magapillow, They'reperfect for the Benadrill administration. Let me
tell you so anyway, best clubin Long Island? What best club in

(36:37):
Long Island? The best best clubon Long Island? Yep, best best
nightclub on Long Island. Side onewas the best night I'm going quick tonight.
What was the best night club onLong alband? The best night club
on Long Run that you enjoyed goingto? Oh god, I mean I
actually like Malibu. I love Malibu. I loved Patty McGee Malibu and Speak

(37:02):
I love Speak Speaks Speak was theone I can't find anybody remember they wrote
up to me was like I wentthere when it was James Sprats. Wow,
that's the same area the club?What about Spit spit by government it
was something else? Clubs was Spitwas also Sam's. How about the how

(37:30):
about Metro seven hundred was double Oseven? Yes? And the Ocean Club
Ocean Club? Remember that? Ohmy god? How about Croc not Croxi's
BKA Sweeney's and uh and Sweeneys wasa great sween Somebody was just telling me
the other day, My uh,this Garla. I used to go to
school with Cynthia. She works atPiosoul Station, which used to be a

(37:51):
b K Sweeney's location over in uhLynbrook, and I heard they do very
well. Like to check out thatplace one day again. I haven't been
there on time all we haven't did. I haven't. I haven't done anything.
That's me, Johnny, don't.I haven't done. I haven't.
I don't go anywhere. I mean, it's like, uh, where am
I going? Where am I going? Yeah? What's going out? Anybody

(38:13):
want to go out? Just callme, we'll go hang out. I
don't care if you even want totalk to me. I just want to
go out. Let me know whereyou're gonna be. I'll say at one
side, you stay at the other. I don't care. Just at least
I know there's somebody I know incase I go into some sort of convulsion.
You said you want to hang outwith me, j Jay, that

(38:35):
grush. I'd love to hang outwith you. And Gary. Gary sives
me and he goes, hey,we're gonna get together, but you gotta
get a fucking haircut. This islike, my hand was really long last
week. I got okay, Sohe goes, you gotta get a hack.
I was like, this is whatwe talk about. Why do you
have to get a haircut so Ican't go out with Gary unless I have
a hackcut? So I got atrim. That's sorry, that's right.

(38:58):
Hey, lets Sarah you around?Are you shooing on something? World?
He's over there eating sweet hearts?Oh one of those little candy hearts.
Bobby, I didn't even see hi, Bobby, how are you? He's
over there watching Looney two sideways?He's watching fucking cartoons sideways days. The
confused show is that, Hannah Barbara? Are you enjoying your sweet pots over

(39:20):
there? All right? So weon a new platform that's about to take
effect, a new platform. There'sa new platform. Come you mean the
stage? But am I on that? Are we on that? Really?
We're not banned because we curse?Can I have a cook? Can I
have a Can I have a cookie? Whatever? You got? Dad like?

(39:40):
He's can I say you have thelight of my life? Revealed to
practice during the Super Bowl, hesays you're my sweet It says smile,
Smile by Johnny Lambro's smile in fortyone Smile. He got notes over here,
So we got subjects. We gotelse. Now we come to the

(40:04):
NFL fixed, They got that audio. NBA's fixed. Eagles suck? Uh
Eagles? What Eagles jersey. Whatabout the jersey? Oh, we had
somebody wearing a Eagles jersey for twodays going to two different shows. So
I'm happy that they lost. Ohtoo bad? So sad? All right?
Um maybe next year? What else? Whatever? You lambs caught that

(40:30):
one. He knows what I'm talkingabout. He he trolls the podcast.
He knows what podcast were talking about. Don't. I don't troll a podcast.
Somebody was on the Gogout Show andthen had their own show to debut
on the Our Old, our oldnetwork and were the same Eagles jersey for
a couple of days in a row. And I'm kind of happy that day.
I'm I'm not. Was it amorning personality, it was a it

(40:51):
was a evening It was a comedian. But a podcast that we used to
do. We used to have apodcast with they were in that in Chist
had a podcast with Yes with.She used to do a podcast with Mike
Keegan Remember You Go All Night Together? Still Yeah, she's she's a sweetheart.

(41:13):
Oh, I love she really lovehow to Death. But I want
to pick on him because she wantedto say fucking eas Eagles jersey for two
days in a row and how doyou know I might have been a rerun.
No, it wasn't. It wasthe Gogout Show on one night,
and then it was the premiere ofHarshomme. You haven't wore the same jersey
a couple of times in a rowand a row and hung it up on
your fucking but not on the airdwith with with sauce and shit that out

(41:35):
of a ballpox still on it.No, I wouldn't wear an Eagles hat.
We come out supports a beer onit, so they taught me to
it with beer. But no,I don't see anything that's still bad.
If she wore it the whole day, I want to know. I want
to know if she wore it thewhole day, she wore it just for

(41:57):
a couple of hours of the hourand a half of the show. Why
does that matter? No, I'mno foul because she was an Eagles jersey
they lost. You're making a fussover the fact that you were twice in
a row, all right, youwant to change your court? Yeah,
I don't want have to fight thousandpoints, thanks, mister Bush. I
don't want to fight, you knowwhat I'm saying, because she'll come at
me and I'll i'll cow down andlose. She's got a tempah yeah,

(42:20):
butout doubt, I'll be like,I'm sorry, call it one of the
funniest things. You got ahead down. My daughter did ahead that time,
and she uh, she texts meand she goes, I'm holding your daughter
hostage. I was like, whatthe fuck. She's one of the good
ones. She treats you good.Was a good one. First time I
met her, it was at anopen mcguires, okay, and I recognized
her from this row she did forBig Jeferson, her ex husband, her
ex husband, and um, youknow, I recognized her. Said,

(42:43):
oh, it's nice to meet you. And I was literally my first year
in the business at the time.So I said, well, not that
I'm going over that. It's beena long time since. I'm like maybe
three years in now. Good point. But I asked her for advice.
I said, for you know,going up there, just be yourself.
She worked hard, work hard,aim for the aim for the stars,

(43:05):
follow your dreams. She gave mesome. She gave me some advice and
one of the one of the adviceshe gave which has to do with the
story, was don't acknowledge when youbomb, which I slightly disagreed with because
I feel that comics who you know, when they bombed, but then crap
on the fact that they bombed,that could that could make it twice as
funny. You know. Man,nobody was better at that than Johnny Carson.

(43:27):
Yeah, Johnny Carson, and hewould he would make a bigger joke
out of bombing, and it wasfucking hysterical. So you'd actually hope he
bombed once in a while. Goahead, So that's all right, it's
all right. So she's only shewas like, don't acknowledge when you bomb,
and I was like, okay,no problem, thank you. So
you're saying no, no, no, no, no, I'm just saying.
I'm just saying. I'm just sayingI slightly disagreed with it. So

(43:50):
of course I go up and towardsthe very end of my set, I
tried to joke out. It didn'twork, so I did a bomb line,
kind of crapping on it, andhe tells what it um. I
think the joke was, how there'sa I saw a picture of a weight
Watchers next to a bagel shop,and how I loved the picture because it
represents everywhere I am with my dietand I forgot to punch mine to it.

(44:10):
But it was like a fat jokebasically, and I mean sounds funny.
I tried sound funny, just whatit was. I tried the joke,
it didn't I tried the joke,it didn't work. So I was
like, I knew that joke wasgonna suck. All right, see you
later and gonna walk off stage.I get back to the bar area and
she's looking at me like get overhere. I'm like, oh shit.
I She's like, what the hell'sthat matter? What you What did I

(44:30):
tell you? I'm like, I'msorry. I'm like, you hit my
gust that. She's like, no, just don't do it again. So
that was it that night. Abouttwo years later, we do a show
together at this bar at this pubcalled Hoplins in a Bay Shore. I
know it is, and I wasup first. I was doing a guest
spot that night. So about thirtyminutes later, we're all outside, me,

(44:52):
Carla, Tim, Sallyanni another greatguy, and uh oh Tim's a
great guy. Dam I'm sorry,right, sorry, you're worried about me?
What I say year this dialect.So we're having making friends and influencing.

(45:15):
So we're outside. We're outside thepub conversing, right, and I
just I started talking to car Iwas like, hey, you just seen
my set. She goes yeah.I'm like, what do you think?
And she looks me and goes,keep in mind, it's been about two
years since that first time I met. She does I don't know. It's
said not to take my advice toowell. I'm like, you're still not
letting me live the down That's whatI learned. She's got a temper.

(45:36):
You know. It's not a temper. That's funny. It's kind of funny.
Carla's great. I'm not talking aboutI watched it. I watched it.
We actually, Bobby and I havewatched because she's she's she does she
does very well. Great, she'sgreat. It's great. Good, h
Carla, if you're watching, she'sanybody, Let's put it this way,
anybody who goes out there and triesto make other people laughed, he's doing

(45:57):
something correct, all right, tryingI find it. I find it.
There's only one guy in this businesswho I will forever knock until the day
I die. And let's just sayhis name rhymes with sleazy prick. But
oh dB frick, he's a fuckingI was just gonna say, I was
gonna say that guy's an assholes.He why a cut that guy gonna get

(46:19):
Oh my god, guy's not funny. Listen, he gets thrown out of
governors. I mean he gets thrownout of governors. Who gets thrown out
of governors? I do? No, no, no, I mean band
maybe, but the record he saidhis name, not me. Who care?
He's out there is the public eye. He works. I see him.

(46:43):
He's walking around, he's got he'sgot like Jim shots On from nineteen
seventy four, walking around with witha fucking T shirt that doesn't fit anymore,
fit like fourteen years forty five yearsago, and he's fucking walking around
with it, and he thinks,who the fuck he is? Get out
of here. We have a segmentthat's Bobby just goes well, really,
I mean that kind of sums itup, doesn't him. Oh yoh yeah,
I'll send it to you. It'sactually very good, RAI. It's

(47:05):
very good radio that some of itright there between God Bless you, between
Richie going rich rich has a coupleof good lines in there. It's probably
do you know what you're talking aboutwith want with my daughter in it.
I'll send you that triple comboy.That was good. That was a good
time. So I mean, here'sa little cohorn over there that you used
to do. Oh no, well, the one that he got thrown out

(47:27):
of governors for having relations within thegreen worm we go um was allegedly she's
run that. She's like, everybody'sa racist, both of me. That's
what she does. And she goes, you know them the national anthem,

(47:47):
I don't and the flag of oursymbols of oppression and UH and hatred and
racism, and I'm like, youare a symbol of racism, hatred and
uh. Actually posted on TikTok thatshe went to somebody's door and the person
the person opened up so the door, slammed the door and says, I

(48:07):
can't stand this fucking person. Shegets in the car, she goes,
I just want to acknowledge that Ijust went to somebody's house. Does not
sound I could hit through the door. Okay, they don't like you.
Let me tell you something she is. She tries to sell you know what

(48:29):
she gives on the whole. I'ma Latina on this. I'm not or
whatever else she thinks she is.But she's whiter than anybody I know.
And I don't know what she's tryingto sell us out herself out as.
But uh, she just hates everybody, and she hates everybody who's not with
it what she claims the bit andyou, honestly, I would you do
away? Maybe with the rings aroundyour nose? Maybe? Oh yeah,

(48:51):
she goes, she goes, lookwhat I keep you see the one?
She goes, Look what I keepbuying my door? She got a baseball
bat? She goes, because Igot a door knocker on her nose.
Yeah, she's come on those it'sniz you know, it's like another letter,
you know. And uh, she'sjust like, she goes, look

(49:14):
at what I got. I gota bat? Because everybody, everybody's everybody's
threatening me where I live, whereI live, everybody's threatening me. I'm
like, I lived in this town, this this town for forty five years.
No, I've never had a problem, you know, And all of
a sudden she's saying people are threateningher. She's got two kids. And
because she's a Latina woman, whichat all she I don't know. She
goes, I, um, Ineed to protect myself. She got a

(49:37):
bat by the door, and thenshe pulls out this knife. She goes,
look at it. It's it's pinket'sgorgeous. Excute you. I'm like,
I'm like, I don't, don't, don't say her name, but
what's the initials of this woman?So I say, I'm going to the
bedroom on that one. Alrighty,letter, please find the complaint, okay

(49:57):
to love? Can we making theclaims I'm just repeating. Holy shit,
Ian's actually telling. She's telling ifshe would if she would say the same
thing, if she was standing here, there wasn't different. Listen. She's
telling people how, how, howshe's suppressed, and that people are trying

(50:21):
to suppress her votes and this andthat, and she can't even get a
hundred signatures on a freaking um onon a petition. It's true, John,
I swear she can't get a hundredsignatures on the bot. And she
says the only reason she doesn't getthe signatures is because people are racist,
right, No, because they've listenedto your talk, right, They've made
their opinion. And if you lookat the people who are actually running for

(50:42):
office in Valley Stream, whom havebeen in office in a valley stream.
Every every background is covered, Everybackground is covered covered. You got the
mayor, you got the deputy mayor, you got the uh, you know
the trustees. They're all from differentbackgrounds. Democrat, Republican, all involved,
Black, White, Spanish, allinvolved, all in there, you

(51:06):
name it. They got him.But but she yeah, which is the
way it's supposed to be. Butshe says there, and she wants to
play the She wants to play thevictim and tell you that she's being suppressed.
Nobody's suppressing ship. She just can'tget So everybody who has a problem
wants to make an excuse and blameit all on racist or whatever. If
you can't get enough people to signyour fucking petitions and get you on the

(51:28):
ballot, it's beyond racist or whateverthe hell out is. People just don't
like you. Simple end the story. But meanwhile, she's a very nice
person, and the fu else couldI say about it? It's a joke.
It's it's sad. It's sad thatpeople go to this racist shit all
the time. It really is.Stop with the race shit. I just

(51:50):
go like, I'm like, doyou know who he's talking about? Lambo?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, No need to say her name
again, you know not. Ifeel bad. These are just not nice
people. It's not Christina. Ohboy. I had to tell you,
you know, you know that thatArvallo thing that we put together between the

(52:13):
two of years. You just jumpedin right away and fucking learnt that you
were doing a question. I amvery pressed with your radio lately. I
begging you to come on, becausethe two of you is fucking radio gold.
I'll sit here and watch you guys, let's listen to it. If
I have a different opinion on somethingsomebody says, why is it that everybody
else can say what they feel andbash the shit out of everything I stand

(52:36):
for? Right, Yes, basheverything I like? Yep. And me
what I like is I like tosee the old fish and kind of America
we used to have where America camefirst, and that includes everyone. I
want to see everyone included in that, not just certain people. I just
want to see everyone included in that. So we make it a great nation
where we're all working together and achievinggoals, making ourselves and building buildings.

(52:59):
Theak in Prague right, doing goodthings signs for everyone, not dividing dividing,
dividing like a fucking president we gotnow, he just wants to divide
the shit out of everything. Andif you go back over the course of
time, here's a man who said, only fifteen years ago, I saw
he wanted to abolish he wanted abolishSocial Security. But yeah, they'll sit
there and tell you that Republicans wantto get rid of Social Security. Now

(53:21):
I'm already surprised. Keep going becausewe put the music on the Hey,
hey, Joe President. Yeah,oh man, come on, Joe,
you can anybody want to raise theprices. She is a business. He's
gonna hey, that's right, andthey pluck. You can mow your yard
with a vacuum cleaner, but that'snot gonna grow hair on chickens. Okay,

(53:45):
this is the man we're talking.No, I don't well, listen.
What I don't understand is why arewe putting up with it? He's
because people like yourself will come suff'tsay that. I don't say that you.
You you're the problem. You peoplethat's talk like you and say,

(54:08):
don't make waves. You know whatI'm saying anything, Let them do what
they want to do, Let thembush and shit out of us. And
we just sit back and take itbullshit. You're right, bullshit. And
you know something else, This countryneeds more religion, man, we should
Johnny's right. I saw I don'ta church. Johnny's Johnny Roses City take.

(54:35):
You know, there's a fat there'sa priest. His name is fault
the Jim Losanti right, Okay?From where is he at Saint Catherine's Now
he wants to be at Saint BonifaceAnd he's now over He's at the Diocese
of Rockville Center. And he said, he said this a long time ago
to me. And I'm not achurch goer, but I do believe in
um what I believe in. Andhe said this to me a long time

(54:57):
ago. He goes, He goes, you know, I never heard anybody
ever say that going to church onSunday ruined my whole life. No,
no, true? Oh? Hi? Oh is he? You know if
Michelle asked this show, you usuallyget on a microphone and talk very professionally.

(55:19):
And our show, you sit inthe background, eat sweet thoughts,
and you look and you look andyou look at what's going on on Facebook?
Right now? What my show?You You're always on our show,
aren't you? I would I feellike I'm talking to somebody in the show.
I would like I would like ouraudience to talk, hear your voice
instead of you eating sweet thoughts.I want you going to microphone please,

(55:44):
and my Bobby joint, Bob,what happen to you? Anyway? I'm
just just getting back to what youknow. I'm not gonna sit here in
backtrack on anything I said over here, because I really believe you know what.
I'm sorry, I don't want youto. But the thing is,
the thing is, I have aI have a guy. I know he's
doing a great job and at thejob he's doing as the mayor of Valley

(56:04):
Stream Fair at Fair, he's doinga great job. He's a great he's
a great guy. I love him. A lad who got Trump at Trump
he's got a huge penis's penis.So anyway he's doing he's doing a great
job. And he actually liked youif you would never let anybody else do
Trump. He's enjoying, right,So I actually find the defensive. But

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it's like it's no, no,no. But the point is to sit
If you got new ideas and youwant to talk about um ways to improve
what's already there, come up withideas and new ideas, come up with
improvements, come up with ideas thatare gonna make things better. What do
you do? What? Oh show? Already you're on everybody right, you

(56:57):
already screwed up the whole episode.Checkral A part of this show. Integral,
it's a protect I'm over here becomingan integral part of the program.
I think Bobby lis Earrah is actuallyan integral part of the show. He

(57:19):
watches. He watches cartoons on aon a sideways angle and on three streams,
the same cartoon sideways on three streams. I want you sun all right,
everything good doing good girls, aguy, everything all right, So

(57:42):
listen you. I'm getting a lotof flat today, Senator, from Bobby.
I'm smelling the flat over here aboutthe way I'm letting. I'm just
trying to be appease everybody. AndAnd Bobby doesn't draw the bottom line on
a peas in people. You don'tbecome an integral art of anything when you
try to eat peas people. Yougotta try to tell you what you believe

(58:06):
and put it out there and havesome guts. Motherfucker. Yeah, don't
stand here like a fairy telling people. Oh, that's not nice to say.
That's not the right thing to say. Well, we can't make anybody
upset. Well, they're pissing allover you. There's pissed things all over

(58:27):
your law and dead grass everywhere,and you're standing here going, oh,
that's okay, just pissing a differentspot from now on. You'll get your
minute. I can shut up.You'll get your minute, senator minute.
But you don't the dealer I wantand I'm wrong. I want to make
everybody happy, and it's not goingto the point is this, and when

(58:50):
you get it through your rock solidfucking head, that you can't ever make
everybody happy. If you can justmake fifty percent of the people happy,
you're doing something right. If youtry to make everyone happy, you're a
zero. You're a nothing. Youcan never make one hundred percent of the
people happy at any given time anywhereever. So stop being such a fucking

(59:12):
dickhead and just get out there andtell you what you really believe in mean
all right, god damn it?All right, Thanks, senator, it's
good to see you, and staywell and enjoy the super Bowl. Did
you enjoy the super Bowl today?Center? I enjoyed every bar to the
game. I did not enjoy thefucking halftime show. I'll take the soup
the well. I didn't like thehalftime show. Senator ask that evening's forty

(59:36):
one guy, you'll tell you allabout it, all right. I see,
I see. We got a gueston the program over here, and
he's got a couple of things hemight want to say. What's up?
What's up, guest, Johnny Lambrose, you're doing all right, my friend,
I'm doing one. Listen. Iwant to first thank you for coming
and hanging out. Thank you,and I know that you know every once

(59:57):
in a while we sway away andwe're going a different direction. Should be
always once in a while. Ohyeah, I always know that you're part
of the family, and thank you. I appreciate you're always following us and
sharing the show. I know you'rehanging out with everybody else over at the
other studio. I know, Ilove everybody I know except one person.
But what's the other studio except forone person? City governors? Why do

(01:00:19):
we sit here took like assholes?They have the studio again, you making
it. They already fucking hate you. So what's the fucking governors all right,
you're right, all right. Ilove Governor back. You're gonna be
there soon. Great had a fantastictime that last time. You know who
doesn't have a great time. Governorsis the best comedy club on Long Island.
Absolutely, it's the mecca. Sothis is where people go. This

(01:00:43):
is where you find people like KevinJames, uh, Bobby Nelson, you
know, bros On Mars, VictorBetta, Victor Bettato, Victi Bettello,
a bet Sebastians Maniscalco been there recently, Joey Coy, Joey Cola, Kevin

(01:01:08):
Glory, funny, I know whatabout Kevin James. Kevin James was there.
He walked in the back door andon we got the dice, Yeah,
yeah, we got Kevin James.We're in the fucking sliding door.
He put his he put his handover his side of his head and walked
by like so so we didn't noticehim. Gary Valentine student talked with hunk

(01:01:34):
with us. Yeah, Gary's cool. And who's the who's the gentleman that
did the movies? I keep forgettinghis name, but that the movie starter
came in and hung out with usthat time. Jamie Jamie Kennedy. Jamie
right then Jamie, Jamie Kennedy.There, Jamie Kennedy. You don't remember
Jamie Kenny. The name is familiar. Jamie Kennedy hung out with us.
What's the peep pee? Was hein the jacket? Yes? Yes,

(01:01:59):
was the bathroom? Uh? AudieLang hung You almost threw him out of
the studio because you didn't know whoI didn't know who am I. When
I turned them, I go,who are you? You have us threw
them out? Remember Pete Kore,I'm like, who are you? He's
like, I'm looking for the bathroom. I'm like, well, that's a
funny exchange though. When Pete Kriel, he goes, Pete, remember the
time you were the same affair andI actually gave you a ride home from

(01:02:22):
someplace and you said this to me, and you said that to me and
Pete goes, you actually never getin your ride on the front. I've
never been in the same never seenbefore. He's like, it was j
got the brook, it was Jaywore its close. I was close to
see what close? You know it'sbeen Pete? What you know you could
have played along and said, ohyeah, yeah it was fun time.
Yeah. He was like, no, you never gave me. D've never

(01:02:44):
been in your car. I don'tknow who you don't even know you.
You're scaring so you before in mylife. But yeah, that was That
was a good night. Those werefun times. We had a lot of
great times over Governors. We're overhere, strong Island. I love it
over here. It's nice over here, fantastic. You know, Diggs,
just because we watching cartoons Soway doesn'tmean it's a bad play, not a
place that will ever. This iseating eating heart man, he's eating the

(01:03:07):
Valentine means reading. He's actually sendingthe messages off those little candies to his
girlfriend. Yeah, he's like,huh, love me, love me,
loves me? Not Yes, Ilove you. You're the bestest and I'll
be Valentine's Day. I'll be Valentine'sDay. I heart you. Hey,
Bobby was Splash tonight. She didn'twant to hang out with us tonight.

(01:03:30):
Oh yes, recovering conference from flesh. Had a little bit of a incident,
physical incident with oh oh, notfeeling what she had surgery an okay,
I think she's doing all right right, speedy recovery. Yeah, we
do. We like Splash speedy recoveryto flash, flash court, wherever you

(01:03:53):
want speedy recovery. It was toughmerciless that time. Hey, I want
to tell you something. Thank youfor staying around tonight because I thought,
I know, I thought you weregoing to corner Portland tonight and hanging out.
No, I was, no.One of my uh one of my
buddies from college was going to havea party up state like Milford, PA.

(01:04:14):
So I wasn't gonna be back intime. But it did not go.
D you were gonna go all theway out from Milford, PA.
When well, that's why we didn'tgo. We were gonna come back tonight.
But I was like, you know, I would have left at halftime
or something. I mean, Ihave done that before, where we go
up there to watch su Bowl week, me and like three other guy.
We've watched almost every Super Bowl sincelike nineteen ninety one when Norwood missed wide

(01:04:34):
writing the Giants one together, Yestogether? Really? Yes? Yeah,
that's a good fucking that's an awesomeYeah, it's a it's a yeah it
is. We spent a lot ofSuper Bowls, So why didn't you maybe
a couple of um my friend's wifegot COVID and we were gonna go up
there, and he had to workand his girlfriend had to work, so
we ended up not going. Butuh, I'm glad I took you look

(01:04:56):
at our pool and you know thestuff at all? No, I didn't
when anything you Actually I think Iwon fifty bucks on the score change.
Okay you no, My daughter isone. I was the pool. I
was in my daughters one in thehalf and the and the final. You
play any boxes, miss Lambrose,No, you don't play. You don't
do that. Okay. Like hesaid, he's a casual fan. He

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wears the loafers and watches the gamecasually. When are you going to wear?
Where are you going to be performingnext, mister lad I will be
at Farrell's Tavern in ron Kakama,my hometown. Okay, right over by
the expressway. Actually, um Iknow where it is, yeah, February
twenty five, okay. And I'llbe at Governors in Levittown, your favorite

(01:05:38):
place in the giggle room with Terry, with Terry McNeely, like Terry on
March tenth. Terry will be headlinedand I'll probably be the curtain jerker.
It's just performing is a term curtainjerker. Yeah, pro wresting the guy
star. Oh really not in comedy, No, no coming from the rest

(01:06:00):
of it. I thought it waslike the guy before the headliner was the
curtain jerky. Well in this isgonna be there. Watch Fourth ins is
prepared heard, yeah, and we'regonna go out and visit watch fourth Baby.
You coming with you that night?I'm not sure. I might be
away watching some baseball. You're notgonna go see one of yours going.
There's a lot of money come tobow shows. Yeah, March ten,

(01:06:20):
March fourth governors in the giggle room, same building. What they hold now?
How much are they holding that roomnow? Well, when I left
there, it's more. There wasfifty when I was there, six maybe
fifty nine. I'd say that noshares, we're at fifty nine to sixty
or something like that. I'd sayin the sixties. In the seventies they
built the build a nice little roomthere. Huh. Good days. It's

(01:06:43):
unfortunate when it gets two packed because, like the comments, it takes forever
to get to the sage. Yeknow, yeah, yeah, I was
there for the New Year's Eve showand this comic Dan Larrocco was a great,
great guy. He's always been niceto me. But they called him
up to the stage and there waslike maybe twenty with him this way,
and they wouldn't move, So he'sjust standing there like FLF so like video.

(01:07:06):
Did you see the Jeff Bozzie JeffBozie's final nine of comedy? I
did not. I heard great thingsabout that fell still going away the way
his final night that was on NewYear. Yes, I was at the
earlier show, Well coined Jeff.He's done with comedy. So I don't
believe that. I don't believe thateither. We don't believe that either.
But Jeff comedy is like a worldwith outside Joe belong. Well. It's

(01:07:30):
kind of funny because he was nothinguntil like what five years ago, right,
he started right around when we weredoing there, and no, no,
it was fucking nothing. No,he started out, he was nothing,
and he he built into something wherehe was where everybody knew him in
the industry. Everybody knew Jeff Bozzieat the end. At the beginning,
nobody who knew who who period.And he's naturally funny, like naturally to

(01:07:54):
differ with Jo going a little fallwith the natural stuff. We love we
love Jeff. But Jeff when hestarted he was he was it was,
it was nothing. He wasn't outdoing much. And he started doing the
the what do they call the openmics and coasters and different things like that.
Then he took over that that pageand he's doing really well with that

(01:08:16):
page. Well, I guess hehanded over the buddy Pat Dunne. How
has Pat dunn He's a nice guy, very nice guy. Can we share
the show on that page? Youmight show you do it if he's your
friend, because they might stop usingI'd say, I've always been on that
show. It might be another lettercoming our way. I think that what's
what is with the letter? Whatare you going to start writing strongly?

(01:08:38):
One of a show? Yeah,you know, an objection to some of
the things that you're saying. Well, Joe Krubiash says hello, and she's
watching. I want to make sure. Uh Ann Rothne, he says,
get well, high hand and Ann, just so you know, this bag
right here, okay is your daughterand your shirt. I finally got it

(01:08:58):
done. Bobby Less Sarah wouldn't makeany shirts. I had to go to
my original fucking printer. Wow,your shirt, shot across the bottles,
your shots across the body, Wakeup from your nap. You're gonna get
used. So we got I finbablydid their shirts, and I have one
extra shirt for anybody that's wants wantsa shirt so very nice? Do you
have one big enough to park asmall suv? To be honest with you,

(01:09:19):
I have a five deck. Ihave a five x Jake Christopher's shirt,
and he has nowhere to be found, and he seems to be hanging
out a lot in Levittown. Soif you'd like to take a shirt over,
I don't give a fun size fiveX no comment. I guess that's
yes. I'm taking that as ayes. Right, I'm asking you.

(01:09:43):
I exercize and exercides with bacon.But what would you take a five one
shirt? You get a sailboat acrossthe Atlanta. You fit two fives?
Of course too tight on you?Don't you one way to find out?
It depends. It depends on thefact. Let's try it on. Well,

(01:10:04):
you know what, that's a segmentI would like to do well next
week, If you'd like to comein, we'll do a segment where we're
gonna take Jay Christopher's five X shirtthat I never set them. You're gonna
take your shirt off and put thatshirt on. I actually have a pilates
class. But thank you for much. Sidney Savell also joining us, I

(01:10:25):
liked is great. All right,so we got about eleven and fourteen minutes.
What's anything else? Good? Mind? Boss? I know you you
got baseball coming. I'm excited aboutthat. Farmingdale Baseball dinner was fantastic.
Good job by you at Trace Iwas the last time. It was a
good time. We missed Bobby.Bobby should join us on what was nice.

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I'd have to get Bobby to dosomething for the league in order to
invite him to the appreciation dinner,much like I did with you. Uh
now Bell tickets, No, wedid not sell tickets. Good and then
I'd buy a ticket to go tothe fucking thing and Paper. I don't
I don't need any favorite from that. I don't need to go to fucking

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farm. It's like saying no,you can't dinner. I don't want you
fucking free dinner. I just go. I'll have a couple of drinks at
the bar and Paper. Yes,yes, probably it would have been so
great to have everybody there just fuckingsquawking about farmer me. If you walk
in your value me it is theFBLI appreciation dinner. I'm running off.

(01:11:30):
I'm running something. Understand we're talkingabout this fucking league. Okay wait wait
wait it's the Farmerdale based which league? My league? Talking about the league?
Our league, our Farmdale your league? Yes, all right, So
bottom line is this. If Iwas running something, I'd say stopping for
a drink? What the fun?That's what I'm saying. Can't you if

(01:11:51):
you do something for us, I'lldo something for You're like like the fucking
Farmerdale. No, yes, Idon't any favors. Hold on, no,
what say If you said you werecoming by for a drink, I'd
absolutely say come by for a drink. That should have been said. I
should have been said. It wasnot said. I agree it wasn't.
He should have. If I wasdoing a big banquet thing or something like

(01:12:14):
that, which I used to doall the time for the league, and
you guys you know we're around,I'd be like, hey, come on
down. I used to tell youto come to opening days up right.
I used to say there was freehot dogs and that was people to pay
the giving him a fucking free hotdog and Anish rich for condition? Is
that condition? And then and thenuh oh, Candish, that's a good
idea. Yeah, he's the biggestasset going for fun. He brings up

(01:12:42):
works. Oh no, I don'tbring it up in a direct Oh,
he does not bring it up ina derogatory way, except for now.
I'm just saying I would have invitednext year. Hold on, it's at
the end of January, gonna comeby for a drink. I'm thinking about
anything. So he's invited you nextwinter and February to come from maybe maybe

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maybe you're gonna have a piece ofbread and we'll give you the scraps from
Joan vast Quis. Could you couldtake the rest of it? I might
be busy doing a nasal wash thatnight. All right, Bobby, I
gotta tell you a story about theappreciation through Okay? With that, Grozes
Groz comes in and he calls meright before the event and says, uh,
hey, who who you're sitting with? You know at the dinner?

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I says, I don't know,Grods. Probably you know this one that
one whenever he goes well, Ihave to sit at your table because I
don't know where I'm gonna sit.I says, well, Groz, you
know, listen, you get there, you know, we'll well, we'll
figure it out. There's no youknow, seating or whatever. Groz comes
in, Okay, late, extremelylate. What legislatives right as as Senator

(01:13:48):
Road. Uh, Steve Rhodes,last minute, Steve Rodes. Because Saladino
was Saladino cropped out at the end. Saladino a salad he's like and supervisor
super he crept out at the end. So he's sitting there with six hours
to go, and even says tome on the phone, he goes,

(01:14:09):
I don't know who I'm gonna getto take that spot. Maybe I'll get
miss Floyd. And she shows up, right, uh's rose Walker? Rose
rose Walker showed up? James Walker, Bobby, do we know who Rose
Walker is? Bob rose Walker isa Nassa Kenny legislator for many many years.
He's a great lady. All right, we like hers? Yes?
Oh look, Bob, you couldn'tsay I could You couldn't find a person

(01:14:30):
rose I would say anything about roseWalker. So anyway, so Gras comes
in, he finds he finds aseat at a table. Okay, He
orders his meal, Yeah, okay. He then goes and sits at another
table with another empty seat, okay, with another gentleman, and proceeds to
order a second dinner. He hadthe fish at one table, bob and

(01:14:54):
the chicken, which one chicken atthe other, So ate them both?
Yes. Then another friend of minefinished his dinner, but the little bit
of kudete vegetables was left so goodhe starts jambing his fork into my friend's
vegetables. On a third place,pooles had great vegetables, all right.

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So that's that's mister Grays a dayat the end. If I showed up,
I would have been a problem.I know. That's just say exactly.
So I want you to come tothe next one and hang out.
I can't wait. I'm inviting you. I'll do so good on the duct
tank this year. I'm inviting youas my give out. This is twenty
twenty four. I can't get passedwhat I'm doing next week, all right,

(01:15:36):
you know we're in twenty twenty four. Anyhow, all right, I
do I do all my I domy things. I'm all over the place,
so I can't tell you where I'mgonna be next January. But a
nice little invite over there. AndI even brought it up before the things.
Yes, i'd like to stop in. And when the last show you
we're in there, no ful,Oh yeah, oh my god. You

(01:16:00):
know what I said? You fuckingblow off like it was nothing. Dad,
I'm telling you, Yeah, hesays, I wouldst No, right,
and he's like, no, you'rereally not part of the league.
You have to you have to dosomething for the league. You have to
be somebody who I was kidding around. It's just fine, I'll coach a
team. No, you can't coacha team. You don't have him,
I think the fun and then hesays the coach. He goes, wow,

(01:16:25):
Riches really stuck up about this presidency. I'm like, yeah, I
called him later. I was like, who the fuck does he think?
I was like, I was like, this fucking guy's on his high horse
about being president of a little leaguebaseball league. I mean, I've been
fucking I've been m seeing fucking uh, you know, United Community Party stuff
and politicians and everything and introducing BruceBlakman and shit, and this guy's over

(01:16:47):
here talking about what we're farming dealers. We're dealers over here, and uh
you know we're are baseball, alittle league baseball. We use aluminum bats
and baseballs that are a little leagueapproved. You're not allowed. You're not
allowed to come to dinner. No, you gotta really do something for a
league. Wan't you come down tothe clinics. I even said that.
I said I'll help out at theclinics. Oh come on, now,

(01:17:10):
you didn't say i'll how about theclinics? You can help about the clinics
every Siday, lamb come and hangout. There wasn't enough fucking between the
ship after myself, after you shitall over me for wanting to come.
No, I was like, dude, he want He said it right in
front of you. Blew him off. Wait, he's telling me he wants
to come down to I went toclinics, and I'm telling him not to
come. That's what you're telling me. No, No, he wanted to

(01:17:31):
come to the dinner and you toldhim he canner because he didn't do haighting.
I said, I don't want tofucking go that. He don't want
to come down, have a drink, hang out? Hello, how are
you doing? Hey? Congratulations,have a great year. No, you
really can't do that. Maybe comeon do a Trump. And then I
was kidding around and I says,oh, because I'm not a dealer,
that's right, You're not a dealer. I was like, well, you're
not a fucking dealer. You weren'tborn and raised in Farmingdale. I said.

(01:17:56):
I told, I'm telling you thatI know somebody who was born and
raised in farming and considers herself adealer. And I'm saying she's a better
dealer than you two. And you. My brother lives in Farmingdale. He
bought a house in Farmingdale. Afive s hes a dealer. He's a
fucking dealer. That's he's a Valleysham North guy. Oh, he's a
dealer. He then fucking when Igo to visit, I'm a dealer.

(01:18:19):
A no, when I'm when I'mpuse she does your attitude, there's the
attitude. Got to buy a housesomething for the league gotta be you know,
if somebody comes down and says theywant to come down and join you,
especially if you're doing a show withhim on Sunday nights when you're really
rather be home sleeping. Really isthat nice? Now? And the bottom
line is the guy says, no, that's not no. You can't do

(01:18:41):
that. You're not really a dealer, and you also not part of the
league. And what are you gonnagive do for us? I'm like,
you know, how about blow me? How about that? Oh we're doing
something for you? You know youdo something for the league? Is something
for me. I'm coming down tosay, hello, wants you do maybe
a truble impression, Maybe maybe Gilbertimpression. He watched it right, welcome

(01:19:01):
to come down? Do you reallyNo, let's come to parade Day?
But no, no, you knowwhat, that's our next the bed called
the parade Day. It's a greatthing. We match opening Day. It's

(01:19:23):
a fun time. The kids loveit. They do love it. They
do love it. I have totell you Rich has done a substantially good
job on maintaining the league's reputation.I don't do the parade. I was
probably the best event you got.I was complimenting, he's president of a
fucking youth baseball league. A fuckingdeal. That's because no one else wants

(01:19:46):
to do it. Well, youunderstand that's why you got the job.
I got the job as the presidentof Valley Stream Baseball League before the Hawks
and all that shit. And Idid it for ten years. And you
know why, I was doing itbecause no one else wanted to do And
no, not true, you didit because you liked doing it. I
didn't think who the fuck I was. I really really even told anybody about
it. I didn't tell people.You really want to go down and help.

(01:20:10):
Listen, you know why, You'renot from fucking Valley Streams, all
right, You're not, You're whatfrom fucking Elm. Bobby tell a story
on the last show about the aboutthe league and how other people would try
and help, and Bobby wouldn't letbody. He exactly right, because he had
to do it. I'm a fuckingperfectitist, and I like the things done
a certain way. You can't thatyou're the only person. You're the only

(01:20:32):
person that can handle something. You'redo it right, damn right, damn
right right. I would do it. I go and people ca you know,
listen to me. You really shoulddelegate, let other people do stuff,
and then you won't be stressed outall the time. And I'd be
like, you know, I'm gonnalet somebody else do this, so I

(01:20:54):
listen. I gotta we're gonna dothis thing with y'all behind program. I
you know we're gonna do this.We're gonna know you. You can take
the bull by the horns. Yougot it. It's all yours every five
minutes. So what should I doabout this? Um? This guy called
me up. He wants to knowwhat time he should come and meet with
us. And I'm like, whydon't you set up the fucking time,
because oh I don't want to setup a time. Well, you can't

(01:21:14):
make it. It doesn't matter ifI can fucking make it, I put
you in charge of it. You'llmeet with the guy. I don't know.
It's a good time one time.When can I get fire Mimants Field?
Can I get there? All right? Let me call Fireman's Fields.
Now I'm calling fucking Fireman's Field andI'm saying, when can I get the
clubhouse of Fireman's Field? They go, oh, well, you gotta do
a meeting. Yeah, well yougotta put it in for mitts. And
now I'm doing paperwork. I'm gonnapaperwork. I'm putting that prinut for the
Fireman's Field. I come down.The guy goes, the guy can't make
it. That day, like,what the fuck am I doing? Now?

(01:21:38):
I'm in the middle of it,and he goes, all right,
so we gotta come up with yougotta fill out all these papers over here.
I was like, I gotta fillthem all out, fill them all
out. Who's gonna run each one? Can you figure out who's gonna run
each thing? I don't know whoI should call it. Who's gonna run
each fucking thing? I'm like,I'm doing this now, I'm doing this.
So now I'm in the middle ofsomething I didn't want to take on.
So I'm doing it. Somebody Ihad somebody I said to somebody says

(01:22:00):
I'm tired of doing rosters. Isit up on that. What you make
him do it? Huh? Whatdid you make the guy doing? Say?
No, you do it. I'mnot making the cool You boys really
got about five minutes. It's enoughfor me to tell this story, and
I wait, I want this gentlemanto promo his you know, whats upcoming
shows too. We really didn't gethim to speak too much time. He
said, yeah, yeah, youreally. You really get a poor job.

(01:22:21):
All right, listen in the fatJos, let's get up for fair.
Have a good night. You putthis, that's it, get done.
Now you come here we go allright, So tell me where you're
gonna be before we get off theair, get my get my girl ready

(01:22:42):
to play the halftime show? There, bought up and go ahead, plas
Tavin. Who you're gonna be?Who's performing that night? Okay? And
who else? I don't know him? I don't know Hu anybody that I
might know? Oh, come on, quote pulled the flyer? Okay,

(01:23:02):
good. I know we only gotfive minutes best, but now we have
four. Probably got out of Johnthat just now. So and Rothney,
your shirts are coming. May allyour wishes and dreams come true for you
and your daughter. I hope everythingis good. I think you do it.
Just had a birthday. Wish you'rea happy birthday. Come on,
lambros, hurry up, come on, we're doing radio live radio here my

(01:23:23):
guys, go Brian, Paul,I don't I don't know, I don't
know, and don't know. Oh. I like Michelle okay and myself.
February twenty fifth, at Farrell Taverca. Tell Michelle, I said, hello,
do you remember Michelle McDonald? RememberMichelle? We haven't we like Michelle?

(01:23:45):
We do like Michelle, let meask question, how many minutes do
you do when you go up?Like seven? Six? That's going right?
Yeah? Did you get if youwant to come with me next year,
I'm gonna go do the Farmingdale you'redoing seven, I'll do fourteen fourteen
minutes. You know, I wantto do a roast, but I would
love what I'm talking about about acomedy night fundraise. That's what we're doing

(01:24:09):
it April sixth, yeah, six, coming up up before that? The
question what's what's the questions ahead?When you go up there? Do you
feel like the time goes really fastor really slow? It depends on the
air. Have you bombed? Haveyou? Oh? Yeah? Have you
you? I don't think you gocall of course call us said your bomb?
I got professional, No, butI'm saying the fucking join us.

(01:24:32):
I feel like the time goes sofucking fast. I remember that you even
turned to me and he goes,wow, that was pretty fucking Really depends
on sometimes my wife says that.My wife says that a lot. Sometimes
I just really don't want to bethat. It depends on the crowd forgets
him. You gotta do what youwant to do. You have an idea
of what you're gonna Absolutely no idea. I'll find I'll figure out you figure
out that. That's another thing.Do you plan way before or do you

(01:24:54):
do it? Oh? Yeah,I got stuff written out and on the
night of I make a sentence andI basically just called this, and you
remember it? What do you do? Like Matt Aravello, put it on
a piece of paper on the stool, just stare at it. I'm doing
the thing, and you know notto give away the secrets. How love
you doing Nobody's food? How longyou doing it? Since tway nineteen?

(01:25:15):
If you like it? Still loveit? You got out of it for
a while, right, you're justgetting back at you to take a break.
Um, you go a little bitover for like two weeks, and
then I realized my social life isshit about itself. Got back into it.
You know you like it? Loveit? Okay? But it really
is a godsend. I need tobe a part of this and that's just

(01:25:35):
my own. I hope we couldhelp you out, you know what I'm
saying. I like you. Ithink you're I think you've always helped us
out recently and you've been listening tothe show a lot ye and contributing,
and I like everybody. That's whyI told you to come on and whatever
I could do it for my itto promote your show for us with Stick
Up the Moat March ten, GovernorsComedy Club, Giggle Room, Me,

(01:25:58):
Joe Provella, Tom to Sail its, Maddy Jones, Body, Scillasie
My Body, Nick Taylor and LoukeRat's headline by the Great Terry McNeely.
March ten Governor's Comics. You've gota couple of We've got a couple of
things time. That sounds like agood show right now. Yeah, anything
to promote. We're getting out ofhere soon. Everybody's saying good night to
us from Let me just say publiclythank you for having me. Oh you're

(01:26:18):
welcome. Brother, It's been apleasure. Listen. I see this again
sometime you're listen. You can comehang out with us any time. I
go Justin McDonald he actually made mefeel good. He go, I go,
Justin, would you like to comeon? He goes, fucking shit,
Yeah, I'd like to jog youguys. He goes, fucking Bobby
and Ritchie, I mean it,he goes. I love those guys come

(01:26:39):
on next week. So m McDonald'scoming on next week. I've for a
long time. Yeah, and it'sit's it's very humbling to ye, the
way everybody treats us and so on. I'm riding it out. That's it
is. Marianna Ron Can I go? Did your start it yet? You
can? You go? Hi?There you go? What the is?

(01:27:00):
That's Rihanna, who did the halftimeshows Pregnant for the Great Powerful and my
best friend and I really and myfriendly funny guy he let my one.
Don't damn I done anything. It'sforty one Bobby in twenty one. Catch
him on March fourth at the GiggleRoom hanging out with Teresa Fowl and I

(01:27:24):
think Kristen Tinsley and I'm gonna bethere, but to visa far you do
a dress. I'm doing now,Kay grass As every day to see you.
You'll be here. Just remember I'min The Bad Boy with Roy in
the Ground, Rain the Ground,And I'm sorry I get the name mixed
up with all my other people thatI do other shows with because I'm in

(01:27:45):
so many movies and so many plays, and I guess should get named Roy
Scheider. You name it I'm inthere, and and I was. I
was actually I was actually a coopsing Jaws and uh yeah, and I
had my leg bit off in thefirst scene. These things. I know
people, I know where you hangout with doct Teresa, Doc good Oh,

(01:28:06):
Doc Gooden, Duc Gooden, DwightGooden and and my good friend Dwight
and Doc and David Cone and DarrylStrawberry and Rain the Ground and a bad
Boy and and and L Roberg,Roy White and Harris Clark and Rotson and
George Steinbrand's family. We all hangout. It's such a good time.

(01:28:26):
You should come down. Really,I don't mean to drop names, but
you know, Michael Kay and Ijust and I just want to say thank
you for having me on. It'sa pleasure. And come see me over
at the giggle room on much forand I'll be in the play with Roy
the Ground, Ray the Grond,the bad Boy. I don't have you
heard of it? And have agood night. Thank you for having Thank

(01:28:47):
you all right for board I'm extraordinarymusic director. And my friend Richard Zarelli.
Thanks rich I'm glad you didn't goto Courtland to hang out with seven
point seven five All right. Ishe doing by the way today? Yes,
he did. What do you dotoday? He did? Find well
you do? Uh? Two inningsthough runs, one hit, three strikeouts,

(01:29:08):
one walk, nice for Richard Zarelli, for Bobby In for this Jee's
squat for Johnny Lambros. Please catchJohnny Lambrose on the twenty eight and the
tenth correct fifth of February, thetenth of March at four and April sixth
with with you all right good catchus on April sixths forty one is to

(01:29:31):
host Matt Alvala, Billy Gaia,Johnny Lambrose, Where's it gonna be mers
In Farmingdale Farm Tea Tea Time,Bonnie Squeeze, Kristen Tinsley is gonna do
a readings and Justin mcdoward for BobbyLess Sarah for Strong Island TV and Strong

(01:29:53):
Island dot Com forgot them, Gograsdot com, fins forty one dot com,
tell us who was on tonight andRathley joining and Brutal Cupolo, Bonnie
Scalisi, Chris Smith has the residenton is very active tonight of course,
Strong isld TV. Thank you,Bobby Michelle, Asta Antonio o'clock of course
Johnny Lambrose sitting to the right overhere, Cindy Savelle and Joan Croupy Asher.

(01:30:15):
Guys, you know what we sayevery week. Here we go.
Please treat people with love and respect. Please pay it forward, remember to
do. Bobby gives me, Bobbygives me, Bobby gives me the finger
for everybody on strong Ald TV.Feel Bobby Lessarah ins Side for Richard,
for Richard Zarelli for Bobby and fortyone in Zarello for Johnny Lambrose. You

(01:30:39):
know, am well, no you'renot off guy. But he was talking
to I SUP on Facebook today withpeople like they thought Bob Barker was dead,
but he's not ninety three years old. You can never He beat the
shit out of fucking uh happy happyKilboe. That for me, Anthony Grazl
the best two minutes in radio.We wish you only love and respect and

(01:31:00):
please treat people at love all right, and hold on, here we go.
H what's you getting in? It'sthe wrong song? You got the
wrong song? Everybody, um songthe live version, that's what's my name?
Ask Johnny for Johnny lambrosehs forty oneRichie z and for Bobby less Sarah

(01:31:25):
and I God blessed. We'll seeyou next week.

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