May 17, 2025 • 49 mins
Pack your bags and light one up — this week, we're takin' you to Kingston, Jamaica, baby! 🌴🔥 After Milah wraps her epic 420 retreat in paradise, Orlando touches down to turn their island vibes all the way up. We’re giving you the full Love Like This island experience. And don’t forget this is a visual one! Head over to YouTube for all the pics, fits, and foolishness from our Kingston couplecation. Late night energy. Real love. Island madness. You’ve never had a Love Like This.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, okay, let me.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Are you done?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I mean all right, I gotta go. I'll call you back.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Bye, thanks, say bye bye, thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You look like he just go out of prison with
that that.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Can you get off the phone? So we record.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
He love wearing his old braid, so he refused to
take out. Now he loves to do rad girl. I
love he loves look like he just came home. He
just came home from camp. All right, you don't want
(00:47):
to come over here, baby, my man crazy. He just
got out. Bye, I'll call you back.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I love you. Get girl, let me start playing around,
but I love her. Can you please, for the love
of God, take off this fucking blazer.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I like my blazer when I get warm. Turn on
the turn off the air like this.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
What's good, y'all? What's good? What's good? Welcome?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Are you doing this right now? I'm so confused.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You're hilarious.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Why are you making me take off the blazer?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You look nice? Which which is your fit? And this
is a very big listen y'all. If y'all don't know,
this is gonna be a very uh, it's gonna be
a visual episode. So if you're listening to this on
the audio waves. All right, what don't look at me
like that? I advise y'all to go over to YouTube
because you're gonna have a lot of pictures and things
to recap what we're talking about today. But what's good, y'all?
(01:54):
Welcome back to another beautiful episode of Love Like This.
I am the one, the only Horlando himself, the big,
dig bad bitch, sitting here with my fiance Jeami La
Mapp retreat leader zero point one percent podcast during the
world most beautiful woman that I've ever met in my life,
and she is my first girlfriend. I've never had a
(02:16):
girl friend before her.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You've never had a fiance either, never had a.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Fiance before her either. Actually I was a verge. She
took my virginity.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You never had a love like this.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You never had a love like this ever. But welcome
back to Love Like This. Uh. This is a very
special episode because we are recapping jam Jama.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, I do the whole episode in Patua.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I want to speak likewise speak. I want to speak
like that all episode.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
If you steak like that all episode, we might not
get through that.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Jimmy, I come in them, come come for me. I'm
come from the top yo, the patad.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
How they get comfort your Jamaican No.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
But you know, Jimmy on, people want to leave becausettell.
People said, believe Jamaica when five years old, and I
love top of you know Jamaica no more. What you mean?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Were you insecure about your patwa and in Jamaica because
you weren't really speaking to the power that we wanted
you to?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
No? No, no, no no you you you and your friend
then to fetishy, fetish fetish every speak Jamaican speak it
speak Patua. I'm like, if not leaving alone just now
your jerk chicken and left me alone. You're never gonna
leave you alone, left and left. Just let me cool
(03:36):
them on, let it come, just let me cool but
one only time I really speak Pato and it really
come out. Let me get real excited and real mad,
like when watching Nicks. The next time I player.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Or a game, I'm gonna get really excited, really bumb
make the tree see things like that about the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
In the bedroom to you like that, give me the
poom poom girl, Yeah yeah yeah, digg it do dig
dig yeah yeah yeah yeah you like that. You like
that you mentioned that tickle your every bomb at the time.
Listen and not bout me. All right, this, this conversation
(04:18):
and this episode is not both me. It's about my
girl right, yourself should did some things should go jam
for the first time, and we got to talk about that,
all right. But first, I love that. I love that
everything you're doing below, because you know, use Jammy a conto,
use a jama contour. All right, put your fingers off
for Jimmy from yes, from Kingston, from Chile anyway, So
(04:49):
my girl right, yourself should just come off. I retreat
have for first four twenty retreat. Don't got jimmyka all right,
tell yo? So so I go, So I go, tell
tell them about the retreat you did do.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And when I retreat in Jamaica it was our first
it was our fifteenth retreat, but our first one in
Jamaica for four twenty. It was fucking epic and beautiful
and we got so fucking high. I'm still recovering. My
lungs may not ever be the same, but we did.
We had a really, really, really beautiful time. We had
(05:23):
fifteen women, right, we had fifteen women. We stayed in
a luxurious, beautiful villa.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
That was on the beach with one second. And if
you don't know right this episode got well Phillip episode
plenty picture play the picture picture recot picture. So if
you dip on the audio wheels right now, go upon YouTube,
type up love like this, subscribe and watch the episode.
The episode got nice. I got show all the picture
of them for the retreat, right and all the picture
from our aventure.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Anyway, anyway, I think our YouTube is the love like this.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I love like this yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the type
We're the only one love like this, number one.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Love like this in the world, every type in our names.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I think it comes up, yes, and leave our comments, subscribe,
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Speaker 1 (06:09):
Subscribe and leave a review here if you're listening or
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need all the subscribers because support. Yeah mine, but yeah,
we did.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
We would take fifteen Jamiaica.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, I've been gone for like three weeks. We're in
the South Bay, which was absolutely beautiful, about an hour
from the grill, about two hours from Montico Bay.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, mon Donald Clinch, you should go.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I drove on the left side of the road.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, I didn't drive. I drove on the country for
the first time ever, wrong side of the road, on
the wrong side of the drive. I said that the drive.
I see down of the punches that season on.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Jamiaica, and I'm pretty sure I gained ten pounds. I
gotta go to the way. I gotta go way myself
because I've I literally ate three squares a day, two
bread stripes. Today we need some red stripes for the house.
And then my dear love, after the retreat concluded, came
down to Jamaica to meet us surprise, I mean, and
(07:20):
the very next day we had one night in Montego Bay.
And then the very next day Orlando and I and
two of our good friends shout out to Ashley and
Island Mommy, Aaron went to Kingston on three hour dry well.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Gone to fire. We're going to go, go go. I'll
go to the story too quick, tool quick, buck up.
I look, because bought your retreat because the retreat did
nice right. It retreat did real nice right. So tell
me some ighlight about the retreat. So what's some things
you did love that you didn't do it for the woman.
The fifteen and A go.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I mean just the fucking house was epic. The food
was fucking phenomenal, which wanted to give me, give me
a I mean every single meal was good. The aki
and saltfish with the calao, the ox tail lobster lobster tail.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Tail fish teal.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
We had everything and we ate good, good, good good
every day. And we had like a dirty wine dance class.
It was beautiful. We had what else we have? We
went to Rix, went to Rix Cafe, Jump off cliff.
(08:33):
We jumped off the cliff and uh, how was that
for you?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Aaron went first. She was very adamant about going, and
I'm like a competitive bitch, so I'm like, she can go.
I could go. And then I got up there and
I was like, oh shit, this is high as fuck.
It was interesting because I don't like to be afraid
of things. I also like to overcome my fears. But
when I got to the edge, I was like, oh bitch.
I started to cry a little bit, and I was like,
(08:59):
you even have to do this, but I would needed
to do it. Overcome that, yeah, overcome the fear. So
I did. I teared up a little bit. Let someone
go in front of me, and then I got my
shit together and I jumped over. It's very dangerous and
there's a sign immediately when you get there that says
we're not responsible for shit. If you break anything, you
have injuries, you can follow all these things. And I
was just like, fuck it, we did it.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You're a problem DOT. You drop off on your file,
you lick yourself your problem DOT. All them give you
is a liquor boys to pick you up out the head.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
There's a little boat. You just fucking jump and swim
to the swim to shore, or swim to the rock.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh boat, No more.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
There was no boat.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
There was just.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Water, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Cool, cool cool.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
We went to Pela Cambee, a little bar in the
middle of the ocean. We went to ys Falls, which
was like the Disneyland of natural parks.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
It was beautiful. We have a good we have a
very nice like our rear options of falls, dunge fall
beer files.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
There Falls was really beautiful. We ran into our friends
from Atlanta, Moody and Easy, who were also throwing a retreat.
Shout out to Easy Yoga Playground, who I met at
another retreat, who was my b ff on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Can you get rid of the blazer?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Why are you hating on my blazer?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Retreat? All right, so so your numb food, gna ricks
cafe gone all over the place.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
We had We had some people come with some how
you say va vaporizers, chalice the chalice. We had buds
and brushes because is your retreat this retreat and brushes?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Come?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
What's my painting? Actually? Gon have my painting? It was beautiful.
We had, We did paintings, We got high. We smoked
from the chalice, which was very uh interesting and fun.
We learned about it. We painted, we did some meditations
on the beach. We had a private kayak. If we
wanted to go out to the water, we uh it
(11:12):
else did we do? We went to it went so
much we did, went in the grill and we did
uh miss Lily's on the beach. We had a photo shoot.
I mean, what done we do? We do everything? But
we had a really really really good time and I
can't wait to do it again next year for sure
(11:34):
going to be early. And it was just a wonderful, beautiful,
smooth sailing trip. I'm really proud of us for you know,
adding another location to the books. It's not necessarily easy,
but we make it look easy. And yeah, it was great.
And not to mention me like you said, it was
my first time being in Jamaica and I'm Jamaican, so
(11:57):
that was a nice time.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You feel different once you land, don't you feel feel
just different?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I did feel different, And I've been doing some ancestor
veneration with uh God is Jesse and her God is
healing class. So it just it all ligned, it all
fell into place.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I'll come together, yeah, and then of course.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
My man came, yeah, me come, yes, Yes, nothing's better
than finishing a retreat and being welcomed by your man.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, cut up on, come, come come miday. Yo. So
I feel like mayde it give you a good like
warm up for Jamiaica. We'll just tell your way if
a look for how the people them steer and things
like that. So made it come with one of our
friends I named Ashley, right, and Ashley is a very chill,
nice cool yell right, So war and I are like, yo,
(12:54):
it's a little mayhem, a little chaotic, but it all
like it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
The men are very grass. Yeah, the men are very seductive,
very aggressive, they're going to look at you in your eyes,
and they're going to look at you with sex in
their eyes. I've had I had at least five How
do you say eye sex with men? Throughout this time?
I'm like, are you tantrically fucking fucking me? I don't know.
(13:21):
Not very natural trick Jamaican situations.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
And I feel like like a man version of Costa Rica.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
A more manly version.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, it's very it's closuring, but together there's a mannish vibes.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It is.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
It is a sexual there's a lot of sexual energy
in Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah yeah, and I don't mean fuck it, it means
sexual sensual.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's sexual and sensual, but it's also aggressive. And the
women are not that friendly.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No, i'n friendly. They just don't give up.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
They don't look friendly.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
They're just like real friendly. But then we have.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
You want what you want a massage? At what time? Okay,
you're gonna right now, go get the paper. I'm like
what and then they smile. Then it's always interesting to
visit different Caribbean islands and see the the energetic difference
(14:20):
of the people, the hospitality difference, the attitude difference. But yeah,
Jamaica definitely has a lot of sexual essence, particularly from
the men. I think I was going. I was in
my ass falls and this guy said, you're still pretty.
I give your baby. And I didn't have that. He
said I'm so pretty, and Aaron goes, you know what
he said? You know what he said? I said what
(14:41):
he said, you're so pretty? I give your baby. I said,
he'll give me a baby? He said, yeah, I'll give
you my babe. I was like, oh, all in one second,
I got pregnant, and I.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Mean already under it. That's what I mean. I'm i
gonna put you Oh he was.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I was like, that's a bold There was a lot
of bold statements, but they were actually it.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Was not a big deal like regular, a regular team relax.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I said, I want to give a relaxed.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I don't know, a big deal, but it's just not
a big deal.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
So that was interesting. I saw a lot of my
man and his people.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
You see then yeah, somebody come down right, bring my friend,
and so they were still you were still driving because
you know, he's a big Gemiican drive. I know you're
still driving.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Drove throughout all the country. Yeah, from the country through Maltigo,
through the Grill, through South Bay. I am a motherfucking Jamaican. Yeah, yeah,
of course, of course you are not honorary DNA.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
So actually know she didn't never know jam Yeah she
knows Jamaican food because me on some jerky chicken and
jerk summon on ting. But when we get there, I
tell her, yo, she was like she was worried, like
you know, because she used to hearing ox steal like
jerk chicken. She's like, anything eat. I'm like, yourself, right,
don't worry yourself, y'all, go get good food. Don't worry.
(16:03):
So now did that weird for you? And where? Wait?
Did that we it? It's just a little deli, right,
nothing crazy or none, right, somebody said, so she didn't
get I said, oh, so you know, get the get
the veggie patty. Get the vegie patty, right, y'all gotta
like it. Do worry, get yourself a little something to eat.
And so may I talked to our about Jamaican history
(16:23):
and I'm like, yeah, you know, we're gonna go down
a Kingston and kingstonos On and the Eyeway. So this
part to hear this part to here, and she is
just quiet. She's just and while I'm talking, she goes, stop, stop,
just teast this tist this tea. It she literally had
to be the veggie patty my mom. And you know,
(16:44):
I was like, this is good. She was like, this
may be one of the best things man ever in
my life. Like it's just a veg patty from the dell.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
She was like, yeah, I had not a single only
I had one poor meal and that was because we
went to a fancy ass place that was obviously for
the whites. It was giving white lotus of Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I wasn't Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
It wasn't. We got too fancy that day at fucking
sugar mill, fucking sugar mill whatever. It looked like a
plantation also, which was not ideal. But and we also
went to what was that hotel called, oh, half Moon Bay.
We went to a beautiful fucking spa there, which was
actually epic as well. Are we coming get to the story?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Isn't that? That's what That's what I tried to do.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
So speaking English for the people listening, because now so
now you want me speaking English Jamaica people are listening,
they trying to.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Translate, don't you understand? So nobody knows something. Maybe not
fine maybe So now I got Ashley down. She had
this fucking epic Veggie Patty that she fucking lost her
mind about, and I'm like, all right, Mila comes to
meets up with us where we finally get to to
the to the house together. I'm like, all right, listen, everybody, Tomorrow,
(18:01):
we're gonna get the rental car. Around noon, we're gonna
start heading out. This is the plan. We're gonna go
down to Kingston. We're gonna meet up with my cousin.
We're gonna have a great time. It's a three hour drive.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
We keep in mind we bought tickets to this party
four weeks ago. We were really adamant. We found out
fucking Carnival. We're gonna get. We're gonna get at the
end of it. We were like, we must get to
Kingston because there was no parties really in Montigo Bay,
and Montego Bay is pretty touristy, y'all say. So, we
were so adamant we me and my friends bought tickets
(18:32):
four weeks ago. We fucking rented a car, packed that
ship up and we were the fuck out out of there.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Got mass in the fucking driver's sept I die. And
it was very beautiful.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
It was a very easy much easier than my country
side drive. No, no, it was a railroad. We got there,
we got a little cute, small little like Airbnb. We
kept joking and calling it the the Jamaican Projects. It
was clean. It was just very very simple.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
But it was such a beautiful drive. From Montigo Bay
to you gotta drive kind of like Tocherios and then
you go south on the highway, but from Montigo Bay
Totios it's all coastal driving. It's very beautiful.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I literally saw the entire island in two weeks. I
was not fucking around. I saw every side of Jamaica,
and every side is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
And if you don't know, Jamaica is basically like the
tip of a mountain, like sticking out the water like.
So it's a very like mountainous type of country. And
when we took the when we got Tocherios, then we
went south on the highway. The highway basically goes through
the mountains, just going up and down like high elevation,
then down like that to a lower elevation. It's very beautiful,
(19:44):
very scenic, very scenic. Road and you get to go
through like us. Was it Spanish Town? Like down to Kingston?
And then we finally get to Kingston. I told my
I help my cousin, like, yo, we're staying about our apartment.
Where're staying at? The airbnb is in this location? Where
can we get some food? My good old cousin. Shout out,
shout out to you, Shane, you Shane, you're the goat. Shane.
(20:08):
Put us onto some some jerk cut, right, and just
like this restaurant.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
It wasn't a hut. It was huge restaurant.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
It's all a jerk cut, but it was a huge restaurant.
It's like this outside, plenty of seating and let's run
down with order. Ashley ordered the whole fish.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
We got a fish, we got bomby, we got festival.
We got jerk chicken, chicken. I got jerk corn.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I got jerk pork. We got vegetable, we got the
curry veggies.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
No, was that is that an hell Shire we got?
But most importantly what we got was ting and a
fifth of appleton.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Rum boom, oh this is where this is?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
So many fifths of apple. Apparently all the restaurants just
serve a fifth. You don't even need to buy it
for rum punch, you don't. They just bring you a
fifth of Appleton and Ting a pint a fifth and baby,
when I say, I never drink, so mu job, we
ready to go buy some run? We do need the
house one?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
No, I don't think. So they kept asking me, like, Yo,
how are we gonna like maintain, like how we're going
to get through the hole? Now? I was like, don't
worry about that, because baby, the rum and the energy
from Jamaican's is gonna get you through. They didn't not
believe that, like maybe we need drugs, maybe we need
other things. How were we gonna make that? I was like,
don't even worry. You're gonna see once you start drinking rum,
(21:22):
you'd be fine. And everybody fell in love with ting,
and I was like, you could put ting with basically
almost any alcohol, it's gonna be delicious. So we just
started taking shots of rum, we put We were making
drinks rum and ting. It's all. We were fucking drinking
the whole time.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
So we get to the place and water and coconut water.
We get to Kingston, we eat big eat.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Wait wait wait, you like how your boy was whipping
through the Kingston streets.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, Kingston was a different level of driving that I
don't think I would have been prepared for. We went
to eat, we went home, We showered, we changed. Orlando
didn't give anyone appropriate dress code. We were just all
coordinating in regular clothes.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
The ficture of us in coordinated clothes, Me and you
and Aaron and.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Ashley, you're allowing coordinated outfits. I'm wearing like seven inch
fucking platform heels. And then we get to the part.
His friend, his cousin sends his homeboy to pick us
up that we've never met, which was so kind of
him to pick us up, and Paul shut out to
Paul picks us up. We go to this party, I
we get out. Everybody, every bitch is wearing a song
(22:24):
bikini and sneakers. It's literally carnival. And I'm like, Orlando,
I had eighteen outfits like this, eighteen bathing suits, eighteen pasties.
He's like, what, I didn't know? Me and Orlando wearing
fucking day shiki matching day shiki cloths.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
It was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Our homegirls, who are already standing out because they're not black,
are wearing matching red dresses. We look like a Polly
fucking like one of those poly accounts on Instagram. This
guy tells me, do you know where you're going on
those shoes? I said, yes, I can rock in them. Okay,
So we get to the party. Everything's free once you
(22:58):
get in the party. We got like blow on the
Dark twn marines, Blow in the Dark cups. So we're
like okay, but also like we're old. I've been in
retreat for a week. We've been driving for four hours
and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
We're throwing back Appleton, I'm about to crash.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I'm like, how am I gonna make it till four
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah. Then my cousin Cover tell me like, all right,
we soon go down in the road, and I'm like,
all right, cool, cool, cool cool. So I go to them.
I'm like, hey, we're gonna go down the road.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'm not gonna be like what do you mean.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I'm like, the truck it's gonna move, We're gonna walk
behind it. They're like, is that the walk?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
There's a huge truck. You don't even notice it at
first because it's like it looks like I don't know
a stage and there's speakers all over it's lit up.
There's speakers, but if you look at the very end,
it's a truck. It's a truck with speakers on it.
So he's like, yeah, the truck's gonna move. And I'm like,
the truck is huge. I'm like, move where, and there's
hundreds of people. Eighteen wheel it's an eighteen wheeler and
there's hundreds of people, Like move where.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Hundreds is almost over a thousand people.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
It's gonna move. I'm like, there's no way. That's a
fire hazard. So we go to the bathroom. We come back,
the truck has moved, the truck is gone.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
The truck is gone, everybody's gone.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I'm like, what the fuck happened? Then I'm like, oh,
everybody went that way. So we start following the truck
and you're like dancing and there's an EMC on the truck.
Everybody's dancing and walking in this huge circle with the truck,
which I'd never been to a party. That started moving.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
And then that's when the high comes in. Then they
gets so fuck fucking energetic, Yo, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
We were just having so much fun. They were just
like talking shit. I don't know what the fuck they
were saying on the microphone, playing every song. Everyone's dancing
and walking and moving and dancing and walking. I lose
my friends because I said we'll be right back and
said we're gonna be here, come back. Those bitches are gone.
You're like, we didn't know what to do. Everybody started moving.
Maybe halfway through the circle, we find them their high
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ones getting picked up. They both have boyfriends. Boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
It changes everything once you start moving, walking and moving
and partying, and then it's like everything starts hitting at
the right time. The rum starts hitting the veins, the
you're already moving in the party, and then all that.
Like so we're walking around the stadium. There's a stadium
in Kingston, that's where the parties are. So we're walking
around the stadium, but it's like thousands of people and
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we're crammed within this lane. Right, it's a why it's
pretty wide, but we're crammed within this lane. It's probably
like as white as like two car two lanes on
a street. And and so everybody is just moving and
you're at one point you're like, this is a lot
of people for like like it's not tight, but it's
kind of tight for like thousands of people just following,
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and so yeah, So if you're in the middle of it,
you're like, yo, there's a lot of people. And then
when it starts moving and everybody's dancing, yelling, screaming and singing,
and then the fucking alcohol hits and then the energy
is just blasting.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
You're like the lights everybody lights, Yo, I'm You're like,
I'm up now, only the energy. Like I didn't. I
wasn't worried about how I was gonna make it till
four in the morning.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
It just now you're like, I can make it till five,
six in the morning.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
It was really great. It was really fun. We were
drunk and this is.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
The point of that fucking three hour drive, Like.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
This was this we went for this party. I mean
we weren't wearing the wrong outfit. I was definitely wearing
the wrong shoes. I know, next year.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
But but then we got that epic ass picture we
got and then we.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Got an epic picture in the middle of the festival,
in the middle of the parade.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Bought our friends that were just that had boyfriends, and
then everybody.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Was on them.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
There were just a Hypesel Ashley, who I said was
real calm, real chill and everything and now and now
that's who I was really worried about, because like just
the overstimulation of like experience, experiencing this for the first
time with thousands of people can be a lot. So
when I found it, I was like, oh my gosh,
I want to make sure you're okay, Like you're good.
She was like, I'm having a great fucking die.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I mean, we were lit. I think I like Buz
popped a squat behind the truck, kept on going. We
had a really, really, really good time. I mean, I
think we did make it till about four in the morning.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Until y'all tried to and then y'all started harassing me
about going to somebody's pool.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Then one of my friends, her boyfriend had a pool,
and I was like, let's go. And then I was like,
absolutely not. And I was like, Orlando said, we can't go.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
We walked out this stadium. They're fucking harassing me about
going to some pool that somebody that just met at
the party that lives in Kingston. I'm like, absolutely not,
nobody's going out there. And then I stopped at the
fucking the jerk Barrel, the jerk Grill, outside of the.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Fucking I thought I'd eat enough bite to chicken that day,
and I'm pissed.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yo, this jerky chicken from this this grill right outside
the letout of the stadium was better than any jerk
chicken in all of la It was so good, it
was so fucking and all they gave me was chicken
on a on a paper towel and that was it
d fucking delicious.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
So we did that. Orlando would not allow us to
go to the pool. I told my friend, he's not
gonna let us go, and then I realized it's five
in the morning. We're gonna get there, and then in
about an hour, this sun's gonna come out and we're
going to be like how we get home exactly? She
through a tantrum.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
She was pissed as she could have get a Jamaica
man over.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
And then we went back to our little project fourth
fourth walk up, fourth story.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Walk up project apartment air vab the middle of the Kings.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
The babe. It was all one hundred and thirty six dollars, okay,
it was worth every penny.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Every freaking penny. So we took a fucking sleep.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
The next morning we woke up. I was hot in
the ass even in the morning. And then uh, we
go back downstairs and we realized that Orlando has left
the lights on of our rental car.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
This is an old school rental. You have to turn
the lights off. It's not an automatic light. So then
the fucking battery died.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
But he had squeezed so tightly into a part like
I had to squeeze into the parking spot, only to
find out when I got in, the bitch wouldn't turn on.
All the windows were up. I couldn't let them down.
It's hot as fuck. I saw kind of panicking because
my biggest fear of suffocation. I went to the trunk
to try out the trunk because it was so tight
in the spot, I couldn't get out and to squeek.
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First of all, I'm little. We couldn't have gotten in
the car at all if I wasn't there, because I'm
the skinniest bitch. Squeeze back out, had to wait for
someone to come out of the project building to give
us a fucking.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Fucking jump a jump. And as I'm doing all this
on the phone with my uncle, who just happened to
work like five minutes away, so he finally comes up,
but by the time he comes with his jumper cables
already got the jump. But then I love my fiance.
Here got to meet my uncle, who is Shane's dad,
who got into the party and everything, so I got
to see my family on top of that, which really
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warmed my heart.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
It was great. So we finally we finally get in.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
We finally get into the car, We finally get the
car started, and then I'm like, listen, we gotta go
to hell Shier before we head back. We got to
go stop at Hellsher. Hellsher is this little part to
like beach like peach town part near Kingston.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Thirty minutes thirty five minutes, and we pull up to
like a very much looking like deserted town. You don't
even see the beach at first. You just see like
little huts.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
And park a lot. This is a parking lot with
a bunch of cars.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
It literally looks like a old Western film with sand
and I'm like, where the funk are we? He's like,
just be quiet. Literally like this got on one of
these huts. This lady opens up a cooler and it's
like which fish you want?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
You pick your own fish? What a bunch of snapper fish.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
There's a big big thing of fish, and apparently in
the other coolers there's crab, there's lobster. We order all
this ship and then we go out the back of
towards the back of the shack and just see perfectly
clear blue water.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
You just sit in the shack and they.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Prepare your food that they just fish. The oyster man
man because God knew that I needed oysters, and he
just comes with the bucket, like you want oysters, and
I'm like yeah, And then I'm like, I don't know
how this works. He's like, how many servants. I'm like
a dozen. He's like, you'll get more than a dozen.
I'm like, I don't understand. And they don't even look
like the oysters I'm used to. So I was just
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so confused.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
And he just starts shucking them right in front of.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
You, shucking them, putting out and his homemade hot sauce
in a bottle, and it's just like putting it down
the hot like a sweet honey hot.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Sauce spicy at the same time.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
So we got like fucking fifty oysters. While we wait,
we're just looking at the water.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
It's just delicious.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
We got another fifth of appleton because apparently everybody sells
fifths of appleton and ting and red stripe. I want
to red stripe right now.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
There's a bucket. There's a bucket with the water and
the ting and the appleton, and it just for you, baby,
for you.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
We just chilled hard and we drank and we ate
so mother fucking goodish whole fried fish. I actually, I
want to say, I'm the type of person who mourns
like meals after and I'm still really annoyed that we
shared a meal. Yeah, because this has been two weeks.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
We had a whole fried fish. We had grill fish,
we had lobster tail, we had a curry seafood on
the side. We had festival.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
We had never had a curry veggie.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Curry veggie, Fammi festival, ting apple, tin, oysters.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
We didn't leave one thing unturned. Everything got fucked up.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
That was what you said. That was the probably the
best seafood you've ever had.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
That's probably the best meal I've ever had in my life.
And I'm not exaggerating, Like, if I could go back
right now, I would Helser baby, Helscher. And then after
we left helsher.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
We took a drive up to Curios, which is about
an hour and a half back going up north. So
we were like, instead of going straight back to Montego, Baby,
we got some time, let's stop Acherio. Sochurios is a
bit like Christy, but it's more it's not like Montia.
Is more like, hey, let's go here and then we'll
be in Jamaica and then it has some resorts, pretty
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pretty good amount of touristy and local at the same time.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Of course, we stopped. We get our sugar cane.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You got some stopping, got some sugar cane.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
But there, what are we doing? We don't get sugar
cane in Jamaica off the side of the road. By
that time, it's probably like sunset.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
We get out the car. Our friend I don't know
who the fuck she goes talks to for five seconds.
She's like, come on, follow him. I'm like, who is
this man? She's like, we're going to go do some activities.
I'm like, okay. We literally get to Ocho's. We go
to a pier and we get on a boat to
go rafting, which was so fun. I like speedboat, drug,
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a little raft and me and two of our homegirls
got in the back of Orlando's arm is still injured,
so you can't do a lot of border sports. We
get in the back of this little raft and this
the boy just drives us around. We're just popping off in.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
The add the video of this.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Actually like help Orlando stop. We're just popping off in
the ocean and watching the sunset. And then he takes
us on a little boat ride. He lets just jump
off for three minutes, not five.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah. He takes it to like at the finish to
the fun speed rafting, we go to like this little
cave just randomly like hey, yeah, he's just showing off
the cave like this is where this is where that
people go, and they just get freaky over there for
a little bit, just mad random it.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I wouldn't know if he was proposing that we get
freaky there. I was very and it was very unclear,
and I was like, well, where do they stand. It's
like a shadow back there.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Then he stopped in the middle of the water. Let
them jump off your little five minute like swimming.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yeah, And then we went back.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
To like and then literally the sun was just beaming
down like God was there Oh, it was so beautiful
and we just had like our adrenaline rush for like
to fifteen minutes. We go driving them. He drops us
off at fucking Margaritaville and we go have drinks, drink
on the beach and the sunset, and then we head
back home.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Then we finally head back home. And as we're heading
back home, you know, we did rent a car in Jamaica,
So I will I will say this, it's always recommended
that if you can't get your own driver in Jamaica,
because the car mentals aren't that great. Merely even had
a problem with their car rental at first and they
had to switch.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I was there two weeks. I went through three rental cars.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah. So this this car was old, it wasn't reading
the proper amount.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
On the full fuel and then forgot to get gas
and so I thought.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
That there was more gas in it than there actually
was because we're going to Incline. We're going to Incline,
and we fucking wrent out of fucking gas on the
side of the road.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
But at like eleven pm almost you're almost at this point,
we're tired as hell.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, But the beauty of it was that we found
when we ran out of gas where it was in
where my baby is from, Trelanni.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
We were waiting for the gas car to come and
Eric calls me and says, I see your location. You
know where you're at right. I'm like, what are you
talking about? You're in Treilani. I'm like, I am, I've
been talking about trey Lanni for two years, like I'm
from trey Lanni. Eric is always hating on me a
by my Jamaican roots because I don't know why, because
I haven't been in Jamaica yet. I'm not as familiar
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with my Jamaican roots. But it's trey Lanni. Before my
grandmother died, I asked her in the group family chat
where in Jamaica are we from. She circled it on
the map, trey Lanni. So you know, I'm not thinking
during the trip I'm going to get the chance to
go to Treylanni and do any special investigation. But just
as God may have it. As we're sitting on the
side of the road, fucking irritated, fifteen minutes twenty minutes
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from the house at midnight, Erica is like, you're in
trey Lanni. I'm like Trey Lani. So we just ended
up end up stopping in the right place and the
right time, and we got a ride and we got situated.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah, oh, I got situated. And we made it back
just in time for little IRI's.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Birthday, right at like eleven fifty five, right just to.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Bring in her tenth birthday and Erica's tenth birthing year.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
So it was really nice.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
It was a beautiful, fucking epic trip. It was a.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Beautiful epic trip. We really one thing about Orlando and I,
and I'll say is like copoesthetic in our relationship and cohesive,
is that we're both going to always agree to ride
this bitch to the wheels fall off. We're going to
max out on any experience. If we can do it,
we're gonna do it. And there was a moment where
he thought he wasn't going to be able to make
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it to Jamaica, and I was like, that's not an
answer I'm willing to accept.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
You need to be here.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
He was like, I got this job interview, and you know,
granted we've been waiting on this job interview for like
three months, this is the third interview in a series.
And I was just like, I don't see this being
a reason to cancel. And of course at the last
minute they rescheduled the interview. He made it. It was
perfect as I fucking foresaw atpic twenty four hours or
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forty eight hours, whatever it was. My baby flew with
me to Atlanta so I could so after we flew out.
The very next day, I flew into Atlanta. I got
a new hair, I got took my braids out literally
as I'm leaving the airport, went to a twenty four
hour African sweatshop, braid's place where I got my hair rebraided.
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Shout out to the African sweatshop. She was doing my hair.
There's like a braid shop full of Nigerians in the
side of like a like a diner in the front,
braid shop in the back. And don't ask. It's Atlanta.
And I was like, where are you from. She's like, oh,
West Africa. I was like, oh, I found out recently.
I'm yr Ruba and Housa. She's like, oh, oh, my goodness,
I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Look you look like Howsa. I was like really, She's like, yes, yes, no,
I can tell I can see it. I was like,
which one she's like both was like really, She's like yes.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Wow. I could not wait to come home and tell Orlando.
She told me, I look howsa and ya Ruba. She's
like really. It was like yeah, She's like yes. So
I got my hairy braided and we went to the hotel.
The next day, Erica and I had a forty five
minute show at the Black Effect Podcast Festival Shout out
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to Black Effect and Dreka Gates was our our guest.
It was successful. We planned it that morning slash the
night before.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I got it to drinking Gates CBD. Also, I've been
smoking it and it has actually been really good.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Okay, because he is about to take a drug test,
so he's been taking Drika. Thank you for the CBD
packages levels down and he used his PhD levels down
and his body rested and so yeah, it was a
world winn. We went from Kingston to a night's sleep
to a trip to a festival. It was definitely a
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lot of different gears. I was in from like chill retreat,
leader mode to party trip and party to festival and work.
I met a lot of cool people at the festival.
It was a success. I feel like we had a
really good time. Shout out to Charlemagne and Dollie and
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then we had some Then shout out to Libby and Hector.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
I don't know if any couples are listening, but I
strongly really recommend having other couple friends that you just love,
like that love and show up for you, like like
like equal parts.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Everybody is equal, Like we have an amazing relationship.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Themselves, yes, and have a very healthy, amazing relationship themselves.
I think sometimes couples have friends, have our friends with
people and relationships that aren't actually happy, and it's just
not conducive. If you're in a loving relationship who is
like healthy and wants to have fun together, you need
another relationship that's healthy and loving and loves each other
because or else the dynamics off. So shout out to
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our good friends Libby and Hector, who actually live in Memphis.
I met Libby at Towntras School, but we've been like
kicking it hard ever since two years later. And they
always come out wherever we're at. They always if they can,
they'll come, Like they come out to LA and visit
if we're having something, and they definitely came out to
Atlanta and visited they drove down, came and supported me
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at the festival. We went to eat, we went to party.
We had like such a good time and it was
just really nice to be around our people. You know,
I used to I'm I used to be in Atlanta
for seven years. That's my own stopping ground. So I
have a lot of friends there that I got to
kick it with and see and I'm just grateful. And
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then Orlando helped us on our production what she always does,
which I don't even know what we have done if
you weren't there, because we are some very extra bitches.
Our production is always extra. There's only one person we
can yell at and who knows what we need and want,
and that's Orlando. So thank you for always showing up
for us, even if you have to postpone an interview,
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be in Jamaica for three days and then come to Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
If I had take that interview, would and I don't
know what we have done.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
So we Yeah, we had like a super amazing time.
We went out shout out to Mandy, Mandy from Horrible
Decisions with her drunk ass, and and then Orlando went back,
had his interview cut off, his cut off, his cast
because I threatened his life. I was like, you gotta
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take the shit off, or I was not going to
hire you if you look disabled. Took it off. Did
his interview killed it. I'm pretty sure they're going to
call tomorrow and he's gonna have a real job, which
I don't know how I'm gonna handle this. I'm gonna
have to make lunch and shit like the Flintstones. I
told Luna, I'm like, Orlanda's gonna get a real job
soon and we're gonna have to find for ourselves, and
she said no. I was on the phone with my
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mom and she's like, you know, you guys existed before
Orlando just fine. I was like, yeah, but not in
quite some time.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Not trying to go back.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Really. My friends were like, he's gonna get a job.
I mean, that's gonna change everything. You're gonna have to
make him lunch. I was like, I was, I was
counting all his checks. I wasn't thinking anything about lunch.
And then I really had to sit in that for
a minute. So yeah, he had that was successful, and
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I told him he was tripping the whole time, stressing
stressing me out, like i'ven have to come back. I'm
not gonna be able to come to Jamaica. I was like,
there's no way you're not coming to Jamaica. And thankfully
for like having a tribe that hold you down. Because
as he was in New York at this time with
our friend Ashley, and I didn't really have any I
just told him I don't want to hear this negativity,
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and Ashley dealt with his and that's all I could give,
you know, I told my other friend, I was like,
Orlando's with Ashley, thank God, because I don't I have
nothing for him except hope, and he's just being negative
and I can't really I really appreciate it. So she
dealt with him. She brainstormed all the options, even though
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the option that I gave was the one that actually happened.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Which is why she was able to put me in
a position where I can think a bit more clearer
because we had like sound conversations. So shout out to Ashley.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
I don't understand friend groups that are like weird about
their friends having relationships with their partners. I do strongly
feel like everybody should be equal parts friends or else
what the fuck are we doing here? So if I
am not available to tend to my man at least
my friend is maybe I'm working, I have shit to do.
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I'm tending to fifteen other women. I can't tend to
you and your fucking dilemma about if you're coming to
Jamaica or not. Because Nigga, you're coming and you're getting
the job and everything's going to work out in a favor,
because everything has worked on in our favor thus far,
and you should just trust what I say and trust universe.
But instead you have to, you know, panic first, and
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when you don't have time, it's port the panic you
have a friend that can.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
So that was really great, just you know, to lean
into the tribe for things like that. And then after
Orlando went back killed his interview, I went on to
one more city to Charlotte to do a mom Juice
keynote speaker event and it was it went really smoothly.
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It was a lot again another gear to switch up on.
It was just a lot of moms talking mom shit.
I could tell they were really leaning into us to
be like the spicy mom, which is always interesting because
you're like, also, Morgan to Bomb went before us, and
they're like, we really want all the girls really want
to un button. I'm like, I don't know what that means.
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And you know, sometimes you could feel a way about
being the unbuttoned mom or the wild mom or the
wild speaker. But I'm I'm pretty cool with it. You
know what you're calling us for to be a little dirty? Yeah,
Chris Christina Aguilar.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Voice, Man, we we we fucking did that. That was
That was a trip. And like you said, one thing
about us, we're gonna we're gonna go one and we vacation.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Good baby, we vacation hard, vacation good. If we vacation,
We're gonna vacation vacation like we fuck.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
We're gonna do it. We're gonna, We're gonna do it.
So yeah, next time, man, we are gonna fucking kill it.
We're gonna you wanna go to Jamaica Carnival for maybe
some more dates, some more parties.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
I'm down. I mean, because you know what, there was
one thing we didn't we didn't get to go to.
That was a strip club. Oh man, Yeah no, that's
because we lost we lost all the juice at the end.
But you know it was perfect. I even went to
one club briefly before you got there in Montego Bay,
which was fun, which made me know I need to
go to another club.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Jamaican's one thing Jamaicans know how to fucking do. Let
me make sure to tell y'all they're straight. One thing
that Jamaica knows how to do is throw a fucking party.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
We party, I mean and may It makes so much
sense about my Jamaican roots where I come from, because
I fit right in and and honestly, I'm glad we
got to go have this experience together and I got
to stay for two weeks and literally visit every fucking
corner of the island because I think that we have
shifted our plans from getting married in Mexico to getting
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married in Jamaica. Jamake a baby Erica brought it to
my attention that it's probably gonna be healing for both
of our generational lineages that come from a long line
of cheating ass Jamaican men. So for us to get
married and conceal our union and Jamaica is gonna be
healing for our bloodline. And I'm excited about that.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
I love your baby. That was That was a great
trip and I can't wait for us to do Jamaica
one more time, either Carnival, Christmas, or New Year's Like,
it's gonna be It's gonna be the showing.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Maybe we bring the kids, we bring thee we bring
a babysitter, my mom, whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
I'll find somebody need to make it a baby.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Who the fuck is.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Anyway, this episode is going to be great. Visually see
our pictures and see our recap. I'm happy that you
got to experience Jamaica for the first time. I was
happy to be back home, Like it was truly magical.
Going to Jamaica really like takes a stress off your body.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Food, weather, Every little boy I saw with an old woman,
I thought of you, my baby, my baby under five
with his grandmother and Jamaica before he left to America.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
There's nowhere in the world where you're gonna get that
type of weather, with that type of food, with those
type of people.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
All mixed and the and the weather. The water is warm,
the weather is warm, the food is incredible. The people
are very kind and lit. And then the niggas are fine.
I'm not going on the front.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Niggas are fine.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Important one you bitches, be careful though. If you go,
they're going to try and get you.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
They are going to get you, so you just gotta
really happen.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Now I finally understand how still I got a groove back?
As a mature, over thirty five year old woman, How
Still I Got a groove back? Is making so much
more sense.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Exactly. You might need to watch that, exactly. Listen, y'all.
Go to YouTube, subscribe, like, comment, leave a review. Even
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(49:35):
this love like this, the love like this, love like this.
Put love like this and you will find us. I
love you, baby, I love you, fucking love you.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Fucking love you, fucking love you. Whoo woo Yeah, Jamaica,
one more country down
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Like this
Okay, okay, let me.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Are you done?
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I mean all right, I gotta go. I'll call you back.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Bye, thanks, say bye bye, thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You look like he just go out of prison with
that that.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Can you get off the phone? So we record.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
He love wearing his old braid, so he refused to
take out. Now he loves to do rad girl. I
love he loves look like he just came home. He
just came home from camp. All right, you don't want
(00:47):
to come over here, baby, my man crazy. He just
got out. Bye, I'll call you back.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I love you. Get girl, let me start playing around,
but I love her. Can you please, for the love
of God, take off this fucking blazer.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I like my blazer when I get warm. Turn on
the turn off the air like this.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
What's good, y'all? What's good? What's good? Welcome?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Are you doing this right now? I'm so confused.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You're hilarious.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Why are you making me take off the blazer?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
You look nice? Which which is your fit? And this
is a very big listen y'all. If y'all don't know,
this is gonna be a very uh, it's gonna be
a visual episode. So if you're listening to this on
the audio waves. All right, what don't look at me
like that? I advise y'all to go over to YouTube
because you're gonna have a lot of pictures and things
to recap what we're talking about today. But what's good, y'all?
(01:54):
Welcome back to another beautiful episode of Love Like This.
I am the one, the only Horlando himself, the big,
dig bad bitch, sitting here with my fiance Jeami La
Mapp retreat leader zero point one percent podcast during the
world most beautiful woman that I've ever met in my life,
and she is my first girlfriend. I've never had a
(02:16):
girl friend before her.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You've never had a fiance either, never had a.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Fiance before her either. Actually I was a verge. She
took my virginity.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You never had a love like this.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You never had a love like this ever. But welcome
back to Love Like This. Uh. This is a very
special episode because we are recapping jam Jama.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, I do the whole episode in Patua.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I want to speak likewise speak. I want to speak
like that all episode.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
If you steak like that all episode, we might not
get through that.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Jimmy, I come in them, come come for me. I'm
come from the top yo, the patad.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
How they get comfort your Jamaican No.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
But you know, Jimmy on, people want to leave becausettell.
People said, believe Jamaica when five years old, and I
love top of you know Jamaica no more. What you mean?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Were you insecure about your patwa and in Jamaica because
you weren't really speaking to the power that we wanted
you to?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
No? No, no, no no you you you and your friend
then to fetishy, fetish fetish every speak Jamaican speak it
speak Patua. I'm like, if not leaving alone just now
your jerk chicken and left me alone. You're never gonna
leave you alone, left and left. Just let me cool
(03:36):
them on, let it come, just let me cool but
one only time I really speak Pato and it really
come out. Let me get real excited and real mad,
like when watching Nicks. The next time I player.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Or a game, I'm gonna get really excited, really bumb
make the tree see things like that about the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
In the bedroom to you like that, give me the
poom poom girl, Yeah yeah yeah, digg it do dig
dig yeah yeah yeah yeah you like that. You like
that you mentioned that tickle your every bomb at the time.
Listen and not bout me. All right, this, this conversation
(04:18):
and this episode is not both me. It's about my
girl right, yourself should did some things should go jam
for the first time, and we got to talk about that,
all right. But first, I love that. I love that
everything you're doing below, because you know, use Jammy a conto,
use a jama contour. All right, put your fingers off
for Jimmy from yes, from Kingston, from Chile anyway, So
(04:49):
my girl right, yourself should just come off. I retreat
have for first four twenty retreat. Don't got jimmyka all right,
tell yo? So so I go, So I go, tell
tell them about the retreat you did do.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And when I retreat in Jamaica it was our first
it was our fifteenth retreat, but our first one in
Jamaica for four twenty. It was fucking epic and beautiful
and we got so fucking high. I'm still recovering. My
lungs may not ever be the same, but we did.
We had a really, really, really beautiful time. We had
(05:23):
fifteen women, right, we had fifteen women. We stayed in
a luxurious, beautiful villa.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
That was on the beach with one second. And if
you don't know right this episode got well Phillip episode
plenty picture play the picture picture recot picture. So if
you dip on the audio wheels right now, go upon YouTube,
type up love like this, subscribe and watch the episode.
The episode got nice. I got show all the picture
of them for the retreat, right and all the picture
from our aventure.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Anyway, anyway, I think our YouTube is the love like this.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I love like this yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the type
We're the only one love like this, number one.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
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Speaker 2 (06:01):
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Speaker 1 (06:09):
Subscribe and leave a review here if you're listening or
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we did.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
We would take fifteen Jamiaica.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, I've been gone for like three weeks. We're in
the South Bay, which was absolutely beautiful, about an hour
from the grill, about two hours from Montico Bay.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, mon Donald Clinch, you should go.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I drove on the left side of the road.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, I didn't drive. I drove on the country for
the first time ever, wrong side of the road, on
the wrong side of the drive. I said that the drive.
I see down of the punches that season on.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Jamiaica, and I'm pretty sure I gained ten pounds. I
gotta go to the way. I gotta go way myself
because I've I literally ate three squares a day, two
bread stripes. Today we need some red stripes for the house.
And then my dear love, after the retreat concluded, came
down to Jamaica to meet us surprise, I mean, and
(07:20):
the very next day we had one night in Montego Bay.
And then the very next day Orlando and I and
two of our good friends shout out to Ashley and
Island Mommy, Aaron went to Kingston on three hour dry well.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Gone to fire. We're going to go, go go. I'll
go to the story too quick, tool quick, buck up.
I look, because bought your retreat because the retreat did
nice right. It retreat did real nice right. So tell
me some ighlight about the retreat. So what's some things
you did love that you didn't do it for the woman.
The fifteen and A go.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I mean just the fucking house was epic. The food
was fucking phenomenal, which wanted to give me, give me
a I mean every single meal was good. The aki
and saltfish with the calao, the ox tail lobster lobster tail.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Tail fish teal.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
We had everything and we ate good, good, good good
every day. And we had like a dirty wine dance class.
It was beautiful. We had what else we have? We
went to Rix, went to Rix Cafe, Jump off cliff.
(08:33):
We jumped off the cliff and uh, how was that
for you?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Aaron went first. She was very adamant about going, and
I'm like a competitive bitch, so I'm like, she can go.
I could go. And then I got up there and
I was like, oh shit, this is high as fuck.
It was interesting because I don't like to be afraid
of things. I also like to overcome my fears. But
when I got to the edge, I was like, oh bitch.
I started to cry a little bit, and I was like,
(08:59):
you even have to do this, but I would needed
to do it. Overcome that, yeah, overcome the fear. So
I did. I teared up a little bit. Let someone
go in front of me, and then I got my
shit together and I jumped over. It's very dangerous and
there's a sign immediately when you get there that says
we're not responsible for shit. If you break anything, you
have injuries, you can follow all these things. And I
was just like, fuck it, we did it.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
You're a problem DOT. You drop off on your file,
you lick yourself your problem DOT. All them give you
is a liquor boys to pick you up out the head.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
There's a little boat. You just fucking jump and swim
to the swim to shore, or swim to the rock.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh boat, No more.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
There was no boat.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
There was just.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Water, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Cool, cool cool.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
We went to Pela Cambee, a little bar in the
middle of the ocean. We went to ys Falls, which
was like the Disneyland of natural parks.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
It was beautiful. We have a good we have a
very nice like our rear options of falls, dunge fall
beer files.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
There Falls was really beautiful. We ran into our friends
from Atlanta, Moody and Easy, who were also throwing a retreat.
Shout out to Easy Yoga Playground, who I met at
another retreat, who was my b ff on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Can you get rid of the blazer?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Why are you hating on my blazer?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Retreat? All right, so so your numb food, gna ricks
cafe gone all over the place.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
We had We had some people come with some how
you say va vaporizers, chalice the chalice. We had buds
and brushes because is your retreat this retreat and brushes?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Come?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
What's my painting? Actually? Gon have my painting? It was beautiful.
We had, We did paintings, We got high. We smoked
from the chalice, which was very uh interesting and fun.
We learned about it. We painted, we did some meditations
on the beach. We had a private kayak. If we
wanted to go out to the water, we uh it
(11:12):
else did we do? We went to it went so
much we did, went in the grill and we did
uh miss Lily's on the beach. We had a photo shoot.
I mean, what done we do? We do everything? But
we had a really really really good time and I
can't wait to do it again next year for sure
(11:34):
going to be early. And it was just a wonderful, beautiful,
smooth sailing trip. I'm really proud of us for you know,
adding another location to the books. It's not necessarily easy,
but we make it look easy. And yeah, it was great.
And not to mention me like you said, it was
my first time being in Jamaica and I'm Jamaican, so
(11:57):
that was a nice time.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You feel different once you land, don't you feel feel
just different?
Speaker 1 (12:04):
I did feel different, And I've been doing some ancestor
veneration with uh God is Jesse and her God is
healing class. So it just it all ligned, it all
fell into place.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I'll come together, yeah, and then of course.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
My man came, yeah, me come, yes, Yes, nothing's better
than finishing a retreat and being welcomed by your man.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, cut up on, come, come come miday. Yo. So
I feel like mayde it give you a good like
warm up for Jamiaica. We'll just tell your way if
a look for how the people them steer and things
like that. So made it come with one of our
friends I named Ashley, right, and Ashley is a very chill,
nice cool yell right, So war and I are like, yo,
(12:54):
it's a little mayhem, a little chaotic, but it all
like it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
The men are very grass. Yeah, the men are very seductive,
very aggressive, they're going to look at you in your eyes,
and they're going to look at you with sex in
their eyes. I've had I had at least five How
do you say eye sex with men? Throughout this time?
I'm like, are you tantrically fucking fucking me? I don't know.
(13:21):
Not very natural trick Jamaican situations.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
And I feel like like a man version of Costa Rica.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
A more manly version.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, it's very it's closuring, but together there's a mannish vibes.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
It is.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
It is a sexual there's a lot of sexual energy
in Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah yeah, and I don't mean fuck it, it means
sexual sensual.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's sexual and sensual, but it's also aggressive. And the
women are not that friendly.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No, i'n friendly. They just don't give up.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
They don't look friendly.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
They're just like real friendly. But then we have.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
You want what you want a massage? At what time? Okay,
you're gonna right now, go get the paper. I'm like
what and then they smile. Then it's always interesting to
visit different Caribbean islands and see the the energetic difference
(14:20):
of the people, the hospitality difference, the attitude difference. But yeah,
Jamaica definitely has a lot of sexual essence, particularly from
the men. I think I was going. I was in
my ass falls and this guy said, you're still pretty.
I give your baby. And I didn't have that. He
said I'm so pretty, and Aaron goes, you know what
he said? You know what he said? I said what
(14:41):
he said, you're so pretty? I give your baby. I said,
he'll give me a baby? He said, yeah, I'll give
you my babe. I was like, oh, all in one second,
I got pregnant, and I.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Mean already under it. That's what I mean. I'm i
gonna put you Oh he was.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I was like, that's a bold There was a lot
of bold statements, but they were actually it.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Was not a big deal like regular, a regular team relax.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I said, I want to give a relaxed.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I don't know, a big deal, but it's just not
a big deal.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
So that was interesting. I saw a lot of my
man and his people.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
You see then yeah, somebody come down right, bring my friend,
and so they were still you were still driving because
you know, he's a big Gemiican drive. I know you're
still driving.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Drove throughout all the country. Yeah, from the country through Maltigo,
through the Grill, through South Bay. I am a motherfucking Jamaican. Yeah, yeah,
of course, of course you are not honorary DNA.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
So actually know she didn't never know jam Yeah she
knows Jamaican food because me on some jerky chicken and
jerk summon on ting. But when we get there, I
tell her, yo, she was like she was worried, like
you know, because she used to hearing ox steal like
jerk chicken. She's like, anything eat. I'm like, yourself, right,
don't worry yourself, y'all, go get good food. Don't worry.
(16:03):
So now did that weird for you? And where? Wait?
Did that we it? It's just a little deli, right,
nothing crazy or none, right, somebody said, so she didn't
get I said, oh, so you know, get the get
the veggie patty. Get the vegie patty, right, y'all gotta
like it. Do worry, get yourself a little something to eat.
And so may I talked to our about Jamaican history
(16:23):
and I'm like, yeah, you know, we're gonna go down
a Kingston and kingstonos On and the Eyeway. So this
part to hear this part to here, and she is
just quiet. She's just and while I'm talking, she goes, stop, stop,
just teast this tist this tea. It she literally had
to be the veggie patty my mom. And you know,
(16:44):
I was like, this is good. She was like, this
may be one of the best things man ever in
my life. Like it's just a veg patty from the dell.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
She was like, yeah, I had not a single only
I had one poor meal and that was because we
went to a fancy ass place that was obviously for
the whites. It was giving white lotus of Jamaica.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I wasn't Jamaica.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
It wasn't. We got too fancy that day at fucking
sugar mill, fucking sugar mill whatever. It looked like a
plantation also, which was not ideal. But and we also
went to what was that hotel called, oh, half Moon Bay.
We went to a beautiful fucking spa there, which was
actually epic as well. Are we coming get to the story?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Isn't that? That's what That's what I tried to do.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
So speaking English for the people listening, because now so
now you want me speaking English Jamaica people are listening,
they trying to.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Translate, don't you understand? So nobody knows something. Maybe not
fine maybe So now I got Ashley down. She had
this fucking epic Veggie Patty that she fucking lost her
mind about, and I'm like, all right, Mila comes to
meets up with us where we finally get to to
the to the house together. I'm like, all right, listen, everybody, Tomorrow,
(18:01):
we're gonna get the rental car. Around noon, we're gonna
start heading out. This is the plan. We're gonna go
down to Kingston. We're gonna meet up with my cousin.
We're gonna have a great time. It's a three hour drive.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
We keep in mind we bought tickets to this party
four weeks ago. We were really adamant. We found out
fucking Carnival. We're gonna get. We're gonna get at the
end of it. We were like, we must get to
Kingston because there was no parties really in Montigo Bay,
and Montego Bay is pretty touristy, y'all say. So, we
were so adamant we me and my friends bought tickets
(18:32):
four weeks ago. We fucking rented a car, packed that
ship up and we were the fuck out out of there.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Got mass in the fucking driver's sept I die. And
it was very beautiful.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
It was a very easy much easier than my country
side drive. No, no, it was a railroad. We got there,
we got a little cute, small little like Airbnb. We
kept joking and calling it the the Jamaican Projects. It
was clean. It was just very very simple.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
But it was such a beautiful drive. From Montigo Bay
to you gotta drive kind of like Tocherios and then
you go south on the highway, but from Montigo Bay
Totios it's all coastal driving. It's very beautiful.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I literally saw the entire island in two weeks. I
was not fucking around. I saw every side of Jamaica,
and every side is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
And if you don't know, Jamaica is basically like the
tip of a mountain, like sticking out the water like.
So it's a very like mountainous type of country. And
when we took the when we got Tocherios, then we
went south on the highway. The highway basically goes through
the mountains, just going up and down like high elevation,
then down like that to a lower elevation. It's very beautiful,
(19:44):
very scenic, very scenic. Road and you get to go
through like us. Was it Spanish Town? Like down to Kingston?
And then we finally get to Kingston. I told my
I help my cousin, like, yo, we're staying about our apartment.
Where're staying at? The airbnb is in this location? Where
can we get some food? My good old cousin. Shout out,
shout out to you, Shane, you Shane, you're the goat. Shane.
(20:08):
Put us onto some some jerk cut, right, and just
like this restaurant.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
It wasn't a hut. It was huge restaurant.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
It's all a jerk cut, but it was a huge restaurant.
It's like this outside, plenty of seating and let's run
down with order. Ashley ordered the whole fish.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
We got a fish, we got bomby, we got festival.
We got jerk chicken, chicken. I got jerk corn.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
I got jerk pork. We got vegetable, we got the
curry veggies.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
No, was that is that an hell Shire we got?
But most importantly what we got was ting and a
fifth of appleton.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Rum boom, oh this is where this is?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
So many fifths of apple. Apparently all the restaurants just
serve a fifth. You don't even need to buy it
for rum punch, you don't. They just bring you a
fifth of Appleton and Ting a pint a fifth and baby,
when I say, I never drink, so mu job, we
ready to go buy some run? We do need the
house one?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
No, I don't think. So they kept asking me, like, Yo,
how are we gonna like maintain, like how we're going
to get through the hole? Now? I was like, don't
worry about that, because baby, the rum and the energy
from Jamaican's is gonna get you through. They didn't not
believe that, like maybe we need drugs, maybe we need
other things. How were we gonna make that? I was like,
don't even worry. You're gonna see once you start drinking rum,
(21:22):
you'd be fine. And everybody fell in love with ting,
and I was like, you could put ting with basically
almost any alcohol, it's gonna be delicious. So we just
started taking shots of rum, we put We were making
drinks rum and ting. It's all. We were fucking drinking
the whole time.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
So we get to the place and water and coconut water.
We get to Kingston, we eat big eat.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Wait wait wait, you like how your boy was whipping
through the Kingston streets.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah, Kingston was a different level of driving that I
don't think I would have been prepared for. We went
to eat, we went home, We showered, we changed. Orlando
didn't give anyone appropriate dress code. We were just all
coordinating in regular clothes.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
The ficture of us in coordinated clothes, Me and you
and Aaron and.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Ashley, you're allowing coordinated outfits. I'm wearing like seven inch
fucking platform heels. And then we get to the part.
His friend, his cousin sends his homeboy to pick us
up that we've never met, which was so kind of
him to pick us up, and Paul shut out to
Paul picks us up. We go to this party, I
we get out. Everybody, every bitch is wearing a song
(22:24):
bikini and sneakers. It's literally carnival. And I'm like, Orlando,
I had eighteen outfits like this, eighteen bathing suits, eighteen pasties.
He's like, what, I didn't know? Me and Orlando wearing
fucking day shiki matching day shiki cloths.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
It was beautiful.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Our homegirls, who are already standing out because they're not black,
are wearing matching red dresses. We look like a Polly
fucking like one of those poly accounts on Instagram. This
guy tells me, do you know where you're going on
those shoes? I said, yes, I can rock in them. Okay,
So we get to the party. Everything's free once you
(22:58):
get in the party. We got like blow on the
Dark twn marines, Blow in the Dark cups. So we're
like okay, but also like we're old. I've been in
retreat for a week. We've been driving for four hours
and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
We're throwing back Appleton, I'm about to crash.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I'm like, how am I gonna make it till four
in the morning.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah. Then my cousin Cover tell me like, all right,
we soon go down in the road, and I'm like,
all right, cool, cool, cool cool. So I go to them.
I'm like, hey, we're gonna go down the road.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'm not gonna be like what do you mean.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I'm like, the truck it's gonna move, We're gonna walk
behind it. They're like, is that the walk?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
There's a huge truck. You don't even notice it at
first because it's like it looks like I don't know
a stage and there's speakers all over it's lit up.
There's speakers, but if you look at the very end,
it's a truck. It's a truck with speakers on it.
So he's like, yeah, the truck's gonna move. And I'm like,
the truck is huge. I'm like, move where, and there's
hundreds of people. Eighteen wheel it's an eighteen wheeler and
there's hundreds of people, Like move where.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Hundreds is almost over a thousand people.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
It's gonna move. I'm like, there's no way. That's a
fire hazard. So we go to the bathroom. We come back,
the truck has moved, the truck is gone.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
The truck is gone, everybody's gone.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I'm like, what the fuck happened? Then I'm like, oh,
everybody went that way. So we start following the truck
and you're like dancing and there's an EMC on the truck.
Everybody's dancing and walking in this huge circle with the truck,
which I'd never been to a party. That started moving.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
And then that's when the high comes in. Then they
gets so fuck fucking energetic, Yo, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
We were just having so much fun. They were just
like talking shit. I don't know what the fuck they
were saying on the microphone, playing every song. Everyone's dancing
and walking and moving and dancing and walking. I lose
my friends because I said we'll be right back and
said we're gonna be here, come back. Those bitches are gone.
You're like, we didn't know what to do. Everybody started moving.
Maybe halfway through the circle, we find them their high
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ones getting picked up. They both have boyfriends. Boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
It changes everything once you start moving, walking and moving
and partying, and then it's like everything starts hitting at
the right time. The rum starts hitting the veins, the
you're already moving in the party, and then all that.
Like so we're walking around the stadium. There's a stadium
in Kingston, that's where the parties are. So we're walking
around the stadium, but it's like thousands of people and
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we're crammed within this lane. Right, it's a why it's
pretty wide, but we're crammed within this lane. It's probably
like as white as like two car two lanes on
a street. And and so everybody is just moving and
you're at one point you're like, this is a lot
of people for like like it's not tight, but it's
kind of tight for like thousands of people just following,
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and so yeah, So if you're in the middle of it,
you're like, yo, there's a lot of people. And then
when it starts moving and everybody's dancing, yelling, screaming and singing,
and then the fucking alcohol hits and then the energy
is just blasting.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
You're like the lights everybody lights, Yo, I'm You're like,
I'm up now, only the energy. Like I didn't. I
wasn't worried about how I was gonna make it till
four in the morning.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
It just now you're like, I can make it till five,
six in the morning.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
It was really great. It was really fun. We were
drunk and this is.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
The point of that fucking three hour drive, Like.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
This was this we went for this party. I mean
we weren't wearing the wrong outfit. I was definitely wearing
the wrong shoes. I know, next year.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
But but then we got that epic ass picture we
got and then we.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Got an epic picture in the middle of the festival,
in the middle of the parade.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Bought our friends that were just that had boyfriends, and
then everybody.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Was on them.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
There were just a Hypesel Ashley, who I said was
real calm, real chill and everything and now and now
that's who I was really worried about, because like just
the overstimulation of like experience, experiencing this for the first
time with thousands of people can be a lot. So
when I found it, I was like, oh my gosh,
I want to make sure you're okay, Like you're good.
She was like, I'm having a great fucking die.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
I mean, we were lit. I think I like Buz
popped a squat behind the truck, kept on going. We
had a really, really, really good time. I mean, I
think we did make it till about four in the morning.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Until y'all tried to and then y'all started harassing me
about going to somebody's pool.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Then one of my friends, her boyfriend had a pool,
and I was like, let's go. And then I was like,
absolutely not. And I was like, Orlando said, we can't go.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
We walked out this stadium. They're fucking harassing me about
going to some pool that somebody that just met at
the party that lives in Kingston. I'm like, absolutely not,
nobody's going out there. And then I stopped at the
fucking the jerk Barrel, the jerk Grill, outside of the.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Fucking I thought I'd eat enough bite to chicken that day,
and I'm pissed.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yo, this jerky chicken from this this grill right outside
the letout of the stadium was better than any jerk
chicken in all of la It was so good, it
was so fucking and all they gave me was chicken
on a on a paper towel and that was it
d fucking delicious.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
So we did that. Orlando would not allow us to
go to the pool. I told my friend, he's not
gonna let us go, and then I realized it's five
in the morning. We're gonna get there, and then in
about an hour, this sun's gonna come out and we're
going to be like how we get home exactly? She
through a tantrum.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
She was pissed as she could have get a Jamaica
man over.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
And then we went back to our little project fourth
fourth walk up, fourth story.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Walk up project apartment air vab the middle of the Kings.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
The babe. It was all one hundred and thirty six dollars, okay,
it was worth every penny.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Every freaking penny. So we took a fucking sleep.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
The next morning we woke up. I was hot in
the ass even in the morning. And then uh, we
go back downstairs and we realized that Orlando has left
the lights on of our rental car.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
This is an old school rental. You have to turn
the lights off. It's not an automatic light. So then
the fucking battery died.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
But he had squeezed so tightly into a part like
I had to squeeze into the parking spot, only to
find out when I got in, the bitch wouldn't turn on.
All the windows were up. I couldn't let them down.
It's hot as fuck. I saw kind of panicking because
my biggest fear of suffocation. I went to the trunk
to try out the trunk because it was so tight
in the spot, I couldn't get out and to squeek.
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First of all, I'm little. We couldn't have gotten in
the car at all if I wasn't there, because I'm
the skinniest bitch. Squeeze back out, had to wait for
someone to come out of the project building to give
us a fucking.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Fucking jump a jump. And as I'm doing all this
on the phone with my uncle, who just happened to
work like five minutes away, so he finally comes up,
but by the time he comes with his jumper cables
already got the jump. But then I love my fiance.
Here got to meet my uncle, who is Shane's dad,
who got into the party and everything, so I got
to see my family on top of that, which really
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warmed my heart.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
It was great. So we finally we finally get in.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
We finally get into the car, We finally get the
car started, and then I'm like, listen, we gotta go
to hell Shier before we head back. We got to
go stop at Hellsher. Hellsher is this little part to
like beach like peach town part near Kingston.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Thirty minutes thirty five minutes, and we pull up to
like a very much looking like deserted town. You don't
even see the beach at first. You just see like
little huts.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
And park a lot. This is a parking lot with
a bunch of cars.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
It literally looks like a old Western film with sand
and I'm like, where the funk are we? He's like,
just be quiet. Literally like this got on one of
these huts. This lady opens up a cooler and it's
like which fish you want?
Speaker 2 (30:34):
You pick your own fish? What a bunch of snapper fish.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
There's a big big thing of fish, and apparently in
the other coolers there's crab, there's lobster. We order all
this ship and then we go out the back of
towards the back of the shack and just see perfectly
clear blue water.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
You just sit in the shack and they.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Prepare your food that they just fish. The oyster man
man because God knew that I needed oysters, and he
just comes with the bucket, like you want oysters, and
I'm like yeah, And then I'm like, I don't know
how this works. He's like, how many servants. I'm like
a dozen. He's like, you'll get more than a dozen.
I'm like, I don't understand. And they don't even look
like the oysters I'm used to. So I was just
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so confused.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
And he just starts shucking them right in front of.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
You, shucking them, putting out and his homemade hot sauce
in a bottle, and it's just like putting it down
the hot like a sweet honey hot.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Sauce spicy at the same time.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
So we got like fucking fifty oysters. While we wait,
we're just looking at the water.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
It's just delicious.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
We got another fifth of appleton because apparently everybody sells
fifths of appleton and ting and red stripe. I want
to red stripe right now.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
There's a bucket. There's a bucket with the water and
the ting and the appleton, and it just for you, baby,
for you.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
We just chilled hard and we drank and we ate
so mother fucking goodish whole fried fish. I actually, I
want to say, I'm the type of person who mourns
like meals after and I'm still really annoyed that we
shared a meal. Yeah, because this has been two weeks.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
We had a whole fried fish. We had grill fish,
we had lobster tail, we had a curry seafood on
the side. We had festival.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
We had never had a curry veggie.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Curry veggie, Fammi festival, ting apple, tin, oysters.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
We didn't leave one thing unturned. Everything got fucked up.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
That was what you said. That was the probably the
best seafood you've ever had.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
That's probably the best meal I've ever had in my life.
And I'm not exaggerating, Like, if I could go back
right now, I would Helser baby, Helscher. And then after
we left helsher.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
We took a drive up to Curios, which is about
an hour and a half back going up north. So
we were like, instead of going straight back to Montego, Baby,
we got some time, let's stop Acherio. Sochurios is a
bit like Christy, but it's more it's not like Montia.
Is more like, hey, let's go here and then we'll
be in Jamaica and then it has some resorts, pretty
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pretty good amount of touristy and local at the same time.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Of course, we stopped. We get our sugar cane.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
You got some stopping, got some sugar cane.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
But there, what are we doing? We don't get sugar
cane in Jamaica off the side of the road. By
that time, it's probably like sunset.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
We get out the car. Our friend I don't know
who the fuck she goes talks to for five seconds.
She's like, come on, follow him. I'm like, who is
this man? She's like, we're going to go do some activities.
I'm like, okay. We literally get to Ocho's. We go
to a pier and we get on a boat to
go rafting, which was so fun. I like speedboat, drug,
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a little raft and me and two of our homegirls
got in the back of Orlando's arm is still injured,
so you can't do a lot of border sports. We
get in the back of this little raft and this
the boy just drives us around. We're just popping off in.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
The add the video of this.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Actually like help Orlando stop. We're just popping off in
the ocean and watching the sunset. And then he takes
us on a little boat ride. He lets just jump
off for three minutes, not five.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah. He takes it to like at the finish to
the fun speed rafting, we go to like this little
cave just randomly like hey, yeah, he's just showing off
the cave like this is where this is where that
people go, and they just get freaky over there for
a little bit, just mad random it.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I wouldn't know if he was proposing that we get
freaky there. I was very and it was very unclear,
and I was like, well, where do they stand. It's
like a shadow back there.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Then he stopped in the middle of the water. Let
them jump off your little five minute like swimming.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yeah, And then we went back.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
To like and then literally the sun was just beaming
down like God was there Oh, it was so beautiful
and we just had like our adrenaline rush for like
to fifteen minutes. We go driving them. He drops us
off at fucking Margaritaville and we go have drinks, drink
on the beach and the sunset, and then we head
back home.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
Then we finally head back home. And as we're heading
back home, you know, we did rent a car in Jamaica,
So I will I will say this, it's always recommended
that if you can't get your own driver in Jamaica,
because the car mentals aren't that great. Merely even had
a problem with their car rental at first and they
had to switch.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
I was there two weeks. I went through three rental cars.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Yeah. So this this car was old, it wasn't reading
the proper amount.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
On the full fuel and then forgot to get gas
and so I thought.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
That there was more gas in it than there actually
was because we're going to Incline. We're going to Incline,
and we fucking wrent out of fucking gas on the
side of the road.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
But at like eleven pm almost you're almost at this point,
we're tired as hell.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah, But the beauty of it was that we found
when we ran out of gas where it was in
where my baby is from, Trelanni.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
We were waiting for the gas car to come and
Eric calls me and says, I see your location. You
know where you're at right. I'm like, what are you
talking about? You're in Treilani. I'm like, I am, I've
been talking about trey Lanni for two years, like I'm
from trey Lanni. Eric is always hating on me a
by my Jamaican roots because I don't know why, because
I haven't been in Jamaica yet. I'm not as familiar
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with my Jamaican roots. But it's trey Lanni. Before my
grandmother died, I asked her in the group family chat
where in Jamaica are we from. She circled it on
the map, trey Lanni. So you know, I'm not thinking
during the trip I'm going to get the chance to
go to Treylanni and do any special investigation. But just
as God may have it. As we're sitting on the
side of the road, fucking irritated, fifteen minutes twenty minutes
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from the house at midnight, Erica is like, you're in
trey Lanni. I'm like Trey Lani. So we just ended
up end up stopping in the right place and the
right time, and we got a ride and we got situated.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah, oh, I got situated. And we made it back
just in time for little IRI's.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Birthday, right at like eleven fifty five, right just to.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Bring in her tenth birthday and Erica's tenth birthing year.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
So it was really nice.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
It was a beautiful, fucking epic trip. It was a.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Beautiful epic trip. We really one thing about Orlando and I,
and I'll say is like copoesthetic in our relationship and cohesive,
is that we're both going to always agree to ride
this bitch to the wheels fall off. We're going to
max out on any experience. If we can do it,
we're gonna do it. And there was a moment where
he thought he wasn't going to be able to make
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it to Jamaica, and I was like, that's not an
answer I'm willing to accept.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
You need to be here.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
He was like, I got this job interview, and you know,
granted we've been waiting on this job interview for like
three months, this is the third interview in a series.
And I was just like, I don't see this being
a reason to cancel. And of course at the last
minute they rescheduled the interview. He made it. It was
perfect as I fucking foresaw atpic twenty four hours or
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forty eight hours, whatever it was. My baby flew with
me to Atlanta so I could so after we flew out.
The very next day, I flew into Atlanta. I got
a new hair, I got took my braids out literally
as I'm leaving the airport, went to a twenty four
hour African sweatshop, braid's place where I got my hair rebraided.
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Shout out to the African sweatshop. She was doing my hair.
There's like a braid shop full of Nigerians in the
side of like a like a diner in the front,
braid shop in the back. And don't ask. It's Atlanta.
And I was like, where are you from. She's like, oh,
West Africa. I was like, oh, I found out recently.
I'm yr Ruba and Housa. She's like, oh, oh, my goodness,
I can tell you.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Look you look like Howsa. I was like really, She's like, yes, yes, no,
I can tell I can see it. I was like,
which one she's like both was like really, She's like yes.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Wow. I could not wait to come home and tell Orlando.
She told me, I look howsa and ya Ruba. She's
like really. It was like yeah, She's like yes. So
I got my hairy braided and we went to the hotel.
The next day, Erica and I had a forty five
minute show at the Black Effect Podcast Festival Shout out
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to Black Effect and Dreka Gates was our our guest.
It was successful. We planned it that morning slash the
night before.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
I got it to drinking Gates CBD. Also, I've been
smoking it and it has actually been really good.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Okay, because he is about to take a drug test,
so he's been taking Drika. Thank you for the CBD
packages levels down and he used his PhD levels down
and his body rested and so yeah, it was a
world winn. We went from Kingston to a night's sleep
to a trip to a festival. It was definitely a
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lot of different gears. I was in from like chill retreat,
leader mode to party trip and party to festival and work.
I met a lot of cool people at the festival.
It was a success. I feel like we had a
really good time. Shout out to Charlemagne and Dollie and
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then we had some Then shout out to Libby and Hector.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
I don't know if any couples are listening, but I
strongly really recommend having other couple friends that you just love,
like that love and show up for you, like like
like equal parts.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Everybody is equal, Like we have an amazing relationship.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Themselves, yes, and have a very healthy, amazing relationship themselves.
I think sometimes couples have friends, have our friends with
people and relationships that aren't actually happy, and it's just
not conducive. If you're in a loving relationship who is
like healthy and wants to have fun together, you need
another relationship that's healthy and loving and loves each other
because or else the dynamics off. So shout out to
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our good friends Libby and Hector, who actually live in Memphis.
I met Libby at Towntras School, but we've been like
kicking it hard ever since two years later. And they
always come out wherever we're at. They always if they can,
they'll come, Like they come out to LA and visit
if we're having something, and they definitely came out to
Atlanta and visited they drove down, came and supported me
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at the festival. We went to eat, we went to party.
We had like such a good time and it was
just really nice to be around our people. You know,
I used to I'm I used to be in Atlanta
for seven years. That's my own stopping ground. So I
have a lot of friends there that I got to
kick it with and see and I'm just grateful. And
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then Orlando helped us on our production what she always does,
which I don't even know what we have done if
you weren't there, because we are some very extra bitches.
Our production is always extra. There's only one person we
can yell at and who knows what we need and want,
and that's Orlando. So thank you for always showing up
for us, even if you have to postpone an interview,
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be in Jamaica for three days and then come to Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
If I had take that interview, would and I don't
know what we have done.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
So we Yeah, we had like a super amazing time.
We went out shout out to Mandy, Mandy from Horrible
Decisions with her drunk ass, and and then Orlando went back,
had his interview cut off, his cut off, his cast
because I threatened his life. I was like, you gotta
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take the shit off, or I was not going to
hire you if you look disabled. Took it off. Did
his interview killed it. I'm pretty sure they're going to
call tomorrow and he's gonna have a real job, which
I don't know how I'm gonna handle this. I'm gonna
have to make lunch and shit like the Flintstones. I
told Luna, I'm like, Orlanda's gonna get a real job
soon and we're gonna have to find for ourselves, and
she said no. I was on the phone with my
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mom and she's like, you know, you guys existed before
Orlando just fine. I was like, yeah, but not in
quite some time.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Not trying to go back.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Really. My friends were like, he's gonna get a job.
I mean, that's gonna change everything. You're gonna have to
make him lunch. I was like, I was, I was
counting all his checks. I wasn't thinking anything about lunch.
And then I really had to sit in that for
a minute. So yeah, he had that was successful, and
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I told him he was tripping the whole time, stressing
stressing me out, like i'ven have to come back. I'm
not gonna be able to come to Jamaica. I was like,
there's no way you're not coming to Jamaica. And thankfully
for like having a tribe that hold you down. Because
as he was in New York at this time with
our friend Ashley, and I didn't really have any I
just told him I don't want to hear this negativity,
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and Ashley dealt with his and that's all I could give,
you know, I told my other friend, I was like,
Orlando's with Ashley, thank God, because I don't I have
nothing for him except hope, and he's just being negative
and I can't really I really appreciate it. So she
dealt with him. She brainstormed all the options, even though
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the option that I gave was the one that actually happened.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Which is why she was able to put me in
a position where I can think a bit more clearer
because we had like sound conversations. So shout out to Ashley.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
I don't understand friend groups that are like weird about
their friends having relationships with their partners. I do strongly
feel like everybody should be equal parts friends or else
what the fuck are we doing here? So if I
am not available to tend to my man at least
my friend is maybe I'm working, I have shit to do.
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I'm tending to fifteen other women. I can't tend to
you and your fucking dilemma about if you're coming to
Jamaica or not. Because Nigga, you're coming and you're getting
the job and everything's going to work out in a favor,
because everything has worked on in our favor thus far,
and you should just trust what I say and trust universe.
But instead you have to, you know, panic first, and
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when you don't have time, it's port the panic you
have a friend that can.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:02):
So that was really great, just you know, to lean
into the tribe for things like that. And then after
Orlando went back killed his interview, I went on to
one more city to Charlotte to do a mom Juice
keynote speaker event and it was it went really smoothly.
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It was a lot again another gear to switch up on.
It was just a lot of moms talking mom shit.
I could tell they were really leaning into us to
be like the spicy mom, which is always interesting because
you're like, also, Morgan to Bomb went before us, and
they're like, we really want all the girls really want
to un button. I'm like, I don't know what that means.
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And you know, sometimes you could feel a way about
being the unbuttoned mom or the wild mom or the
wild speaker. But I'm I'm pretty cool with it. You
know what you're calling us for to be a little dirty? Yeah,
Chris Christina Aguilar.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Voice, Man, we we we fucking did that. That was
That was a trip. And like you said, one thing
about us, we're gonna we're gonna go one and we vacation.
Speaker 1 (46:13):
Good baby, we vacation hard, vacation good. If we vacation,
We're gonna vacation vacation like we fuck.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
We're gonna do it. We're gonna, We're gonna do it.
So yeah, next time, man, we are gonna fucking kill it.
We're gonna you wanna go to Jamaica Carnival for maybe
some more dates, some more parties.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
I'm down. I mean, because you know what, there was
one thing we didn't we didn't get to go to.
That was a strip club. Oh man, Yeah no, that's
because we lost we lost all the juice at the end.
But you know it was perfect. I even went to
one club briefly before you got there in Montego Bay,
which was fun, which made me know I need to
go to another club.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Jamaican's one thing Jamaicans know how to fucking do. Let
me make sure to tell y'all they're straight. One thing
that Jamaica knows how to do is throw a fucking party.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
We party, I mean and may It makes so much
sense about my Jamaican roots where I come from, because
I fit right in and and honestly, I'm glad we
got to go have this experience together and I got
to stay for two weeks and literally visit every fucking
corner of the island because I think that we have
shifted our plans from getting married in Mexico to getting
(47:19):
married in Jamaica. Jamake a baby Erica brought it to
my attention that it's probably gonna be healing for both
of our generational lineages that come from a long line
of cheating ass Jamaican men. So for us to get
married and conceal our union and Jamaica is gonna be
healing for our bloodline. And I'm excited about that.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
I love your baby. That was That was a great
trip and I can't wait for us to do Jamaica
one more time, either Carnival, Christmas, or New Year's Like,
it's gonna be It's gonna be the showing.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Maybe we bring the kids, we bring thee we bring
a babysitter, my mom, whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
I'll find somebody need to make it a baby.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
Who the fuck is.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
Anyway, this episode is going to be great. Visually see
our pictures and see our recap. I'm happy that you
got to experience Jamaica for the first time. I was
happy to be back home, Like it was truly magical.
Going to Jamaica really like takes a stress off your body.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Food, weather, Every little boy I saw with an old woman,
I thought of you, my baby, my baby under five
with his grandmother and Jamaica before he left to America.
Speaker 2 (48:28):
There's nowhere in the world where you're gonna get that
type of weather, with that type of food, with those
type of people.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
All mixed and the and the weather. The water is warm,
the weather is warm, the food is incredible. The people
are very kind and lit. And then the niggas are fine.
I'm not going on the front.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Niggas are fine.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Important one you bitches, be careful though. If you go,
they're going to try and get you.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
They are going to get you, so you just gotta
really happen.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Now I finally understand how still I got a groove back?
As a mature, over thirty five year old woman, How
Still I Got a groove back? Is making so much
more sense.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
Exactly. You might need to watch that, exactly. Listen, y'all.
Go to YouTube, subscribe, like, comment, leave a review. Even
going Apple podcasts Spotify do the same things. Follow us
on Instagram at um and dad. Follow us on What's
that thing called TikTok at the love like this because
(49:35):
this love like this, the love like this, love like this.
Put love like this and you will find us. I
love you, baby, I love you, fucking love you.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Fucking love you, fucking love you. Whoo woo Yeah, Jamaica,
one more country down
Speaker 2 (49:52):
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