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The ass, and I'm against questions. Think about tis about it? Not

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don the cat, it's silly.And Jenny said a tack other breast on

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a sleeping child. And Jenny talksto my papa. Please we get to
the account of now and the money. Aney, Mama, it sure looks
like a lot of money when theypay you a silver dollars. It's not
a lot. Not the way Papaworks. That's for the landlord, Mama,
for the landlord, for the landlord. Next for the grocer or the
grocer, for the grocers. Moneyfor shoes this week, Mama, catwine

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shoes be half sold a catin shoes. Teacher says, I need a new
notebook. Mama, how much isit be? A die for the notebook?
Then here, you don't lose it, Christine. I'll keep it in
my hand. Chief. Mama,you you watch out now when you blow
your nose. It's all mama,Yeah, yeah, it's all for this
week. It's good. We donot have to go to the bank.

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We did not live in highly byourselves in our hearts to large his tree.
The half of expensive Mama took ina border. His name was mister
High. He was an Englishman,and after mister Hie never paid his right,
but he spoke so beautiful and hismatters were so element Once a week
after supperedition, he would join thefamily around the kitchen table and with a
nude from one of his books,he says from two city children. Tonight,

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mister Hide said he finishes the story. Maybe such a beautiful story,
but said I like that story.If we are already, missus Henson,
yeah, mister Hide, we areready, thank you. In the black
prison of the colcm Fury, thedooms of the day awaited their feath.

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They were in number as the weekof the year fifty two were to roll
that afternoon on the life side ofthe city to the boundless of a love.
It was almost midnight when mister Hydecame to the end, but none
of us have noticed the time.It is a far far better thing I

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do, and I have none.It is a far far better rest I
go through, and I have everalone. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
good story. The more stories misterHyde read to us, the more I

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realized the one thing I wanted inall the world was to become a rivense.
I did want a story once aboutUncle Christ and our teacher said it
wasn't nice to read like that abouta number one fan. Once he tried
the year Uncle sass with this greatloud voice and black mustache. The lord
on his rank was the snaponet,and he thought about the h s nobody.

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Uh uh, I said, he'snobody. How you doing, Jimmy
caring? I don't call loud enough, Christine hiding behind the house. Christine.
Then ye, uncle kra which yes, yes, yes, said I'm
gonna call loud enough. Con isthe game? Yeah, come here,

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come all of you d see you? Uncle christ Well then why you want
come? He's made outing? Thankyes, Uncle Chris. Not let me
see two injured? Who is yourbrother? Speaks Christian? You show me
your tea? Yes, Uncle Chris, you brush him good? Yet?

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All right? I go, yougo out? I think right for the
one done. She's just try togo high from men. Crack ya.
He has me here, Mama tipsto the dog. Good doctor, what
do you say? He's in myhouse now he's looking at Dogma's ear right
now? Mad? Oh good,Chris, I've been little boy. It's

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not good, Uncle christ Christy,I want you said, both stay in
the house. Well, doctor,say it's good doctor, he's coming down
with a PRIs. Let's get herto a hospital. But it w's with
a couch. So wonder what iswhen the child? It's operation. I'm
afraid to him, Yes, doctor, we go, but what is with

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the child? It's a master.Oh well, then you are afraid.
I believe that's what I said.Immediately, don't you answer. I have
the money, doctor, it's enough. If there isn't which we can go
to the bank. We have abank account. Listen. If there is
neither of money, I pay.Hey, don't hurry, We'll say,
Dagmara to the clinic. Good good, I have patience there already. My

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name is finally father the great boyin hospital. You're o praid this morning
on his knee should have been donelong ago. If you have Dagmara at
the play, taken an hour's time, she will be a click in ten
minutes time. I have automobile.I can hardly make arrangement in ten minutes.
But then I make arrangements. Iknow doctor uncle Chris ayns and arrange
he's good doctor, Thank you man, and don't worry. I'll do the

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operation myself. I've watch you willdo no such things as I watched operation
and have her family is mine withmany of you, I am no one
to attend my operation would not sobad. I go see darn man Mar,
Uncle Chris. No wait, it'skind to you, but no,
you'll frighten her. I frighten her, your uncle Chris. You'll frighten everyone.

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I such range man. I frighteneveryone, everyone but me, even
ye An. It's a great trainer. They are fightening of you, happy
and dreaming, and the children too. So you'll drive us to pastor in
your automobile. But you do notfrighten Dagmar. Yes, come come get
darkhmady, it's you. I'll freightyou, but they do. You're hiding

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of me. Let uncle Chrit.Oh no you could mean it. Let
her uncle Krit, I mean UncleChris. My joy frid you bad,
very bad. Yes, yeah,they like to frighten them. Yeah,

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I didn't make you love you dome right them? B company? Not
very much, Uncle Chris. Andto beach dealer like the most yanny.
Maybe cleaning and companion. I thinkI like that Jennyderly. She's so booked.
I can't stare that secret always finallyand complaining. I see you're hiding

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an advising to too. No secretyou let my point in the Yeah,
I go marketing the enigma, andthere's the hospital. This may ever get
better with all proper laces and mixtDiamond must go to the hospital too to

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go home. You are clapping upthe house dog mark hospital. He's sending
all the children to the hospital.Martha Theresa, I must morning. Mamma
knows night Jenny Dagmar's office, sail. If there's some more of kiss doings.
You're a whining old food, youget out of here. They there
you are great and you any you'rea bossy old children. You get out

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of here too. We're rady ofthe smith. I've got Dagmar. You
got then go take akomobile man awfullamp mater? Did he tell you what
he did tonight for n hospital?All right? Agree I how you must
feel. But excuse me, no, we are taking down the hospital tool.
You compt us in the automobile figuring, and I will go to the

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hospital in a straight car. Catherine, you're increasing the good children till Mamma
comes home. Yes, Mama,way high contra. There is milk and
the cooler catrone and fruit and cookiefor your lunch. I go, now,
whoa, you can't go not withthat man? What not in his
hotel oil? Why not? Didn'tyou see she is enough them? You
too get woman from his trains.He even brings her when he comes to

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this attambly. Yeah, it's housekeeperin front of the toiler. Even he
brings her. So it will killme to sit an automobile with her.
I have seen her. She looksnice woman. Yeah, I come back,
girl, I come back to myhead. What did you find out,

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Uncle Chris, Dad Mark, Iwish you I find out nothing?
Yes, doctor, Well wait,let me waiting lobby and mama. Mama
can't wait upstairs. And if thefamily wait in the lobby. But I
don't worry, need it, thatmight be be all right, just like
an you have seen him. Theylet you see armand I see army operation.
Big success. I guess, ohmy boy, my arm. They

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won't let me see you. Youdon't understand English. No visitors for twenty
four hours. But you see,I'm no visitor. I'm excepting. I
will see doctor. I've seen thatthere, told him how it's for fun.
Let's get for my own son.I'm gonna over you cry away pease,
mister Howison. Yeah yet that waydoctor does and he's new. He

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does not need to and this isa hospital, so peace shout hospital.
Last matter you have news? Notyet. I wait here for doctor Johnson.
Then missus Johnson had her girl brothertaken off. She was six hours
on the opera and Darry, Ido not want to hear about missus Dale
matter. I go out for awhile. I stopped my house. Yeah,
jeez, kids, all right,thanks, good, come back lad

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if is degree, I go nextdoor and have some coffee. Yeah,
yeah, may you have more?Lady young heaven? Good? Then I
treat you mama? Can I doanything? Is there company? Mister waiting?
Poor little dogma Shi has so misterDanson, doctor were dagmaras fie missus

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Anson? She came said musically,oh can't you doctor I go to her
nominal. No, I'm afraid youcan. But you'll hear tomorrow wrong.
But I promise her doctor he willbe fighting if I do not keep my
PROMI the first twenty four hours clinicpatience are not permitted to have visited.
Award not to give very quiet.Let me time tomorrow. It's too long

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to wait tomorrow, I promise her. What can I tell Papa tonight,
Mamma? Is that you is everything? The eyes all right? You ever
eaten? Yes, mamma, I'mwish you wouldn't worry like this. What's

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the matter, mamma, I'm gonnaDad mind, he's not I'm not Don
It's fine. Two hours and thePapa comes home. Wow. Now they
wouldn't let Mama see Dad Mark.She's worried coming home because she kept talking
to me in Norwegian? What arewe going to do well? If you
don't have to make everything so dramatic? I see that Mama's heart is breaking.

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Pop. You cars don't actually great? They do tell in books.
Mamma, what's the market for?You're going to scrub now? Go yeah,
let's scrub the floor. But yousaid the yesterday let's scrub at the
game. But MoMA, come asa time when you'll ought to get don
your knee. Now do you beliehis name? Mama? I wish you

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wouldn't do this. You must betired of the time when you'll fuss to
get dove on your What is mama? You think of something cold? Go
back to the hospitals. No,no, can you come with me,
cousin. I think of something.Yes, Mamma has thought of something.

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Afternoon, she's been a woman scrubbingher hospital door. If she could get
to the broom clods when the fuckingscrubbing bush was still there, maybe she'd
find a way of keeping her promiseto Dagmar after all. Meanwhile, as
a hospital Uncle Chris was back atthe bedside of my cousin un Christ her
trouble. Chris, maybe you feela better any face? Think of you?

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A eh, it's nothing. Goodjob back cafe again, And thousand
and three went through the weed changingone away again good tongue on h yeah,
good Christ. Have to hurt likethat is is very bad? Oh

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honey. Don't you know any swearwoods? What swear words, young Uncle
Chris? Not real ones? Well, then I teach you to fine ones
good Noegian severe words. When paincomes, you say, don't be here,

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m you that's going on? Iknow. I paint too, I
spell all the time. I begyour pardon. That's what you want.
I change the bed, moving andI say it, but you say change
bedroom. In the years and more, I mean, don't you peg it

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but unleaf, it's pain bloody bad, Yes, uncle crash. Would you
like us things? Gentle on ring? Maybe something? Oh quare? Uh
sure? Shoo? What are youdoing getting whiskey? You want them to?
Terrible man swear words and whisky.A good man's called head night.

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Yeah you call her? Maybe youlike that? Only cries cuck he last,
that's a long long good. He'sgood, Uncle crush, he's try

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no dry screep oot here sleep?Oh, hello day. It was empty
when Mama and I reached the hospital. Only a nurse is admitting them.
She was busy writing, and Mamaslipped past her before she even looked up.

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I saw mamma disappear down the corridor. Yees, who whom you please?
Miss? No whistling in the hospital, yes, ma'am, just a
minute. Wasn't something we do?Just now let you go. I don't
know we were. She happened towalk in to get out of Maybe she

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works here. She wish good evening, good evening, all right. I
scrubbed floors. Now, oh youmust see the new scrub lady who's needs
cleaning. They certainly do. Goright ahead, stop wherever you want,
Thank you. It was many weeksbefore Mamma I spoke of how she Frontagmara
that night, how she strubbed forso she discovered the right ward and scrubbed

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again. So she saw the lightskin and a nurse Omar is Mama,
damar mm hm w will you Mammad yeah, I know. I promise
me that if you come, Icomplete no fever. It's good, but

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you leave no done here. I'mwhen you dive Dolly, Dolly, Yeah,
you've got to leave it should leapit so good God, the bard
the harty call mety mad lot littleyeah, killing the piny mine. But

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you little children the barn, thebard stool, Oh do me fucked do
small SnO? So no wonderful itwas my Mama brought Dagma own to my

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hospital and I was able to walkup the courtsteps all by herself. But
Mama t he was hanging over thehousehold. As soon as Dagma opened the
door, she went searching for UncleElizabeth, her cat. Okay, leasing
to find a cat for Dogma.Gosh, Mama, we we just did
find him. Yeah at this timeElizabeth tight hit bulldog. Mama, Oh

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no, yeah, he's last fight. I think the word ah, that
would happened to Hill. I thinkmaybe he just kind of ticks Dharma.
Did he looks awful? Donor sweetheart? Would it not be better for our
poor uncle Elizabeth go quietly to sleepand never wake up again. I think

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he would die anyway. Mama's makehim well. Mam can do anything.
Please make will Mamma, Please BBClet us see how he gets through the
night. Yes, thats Nils,I haven't heard mister talk stor matter.
Get something for Uncle Elizabeth to chlorophormbechlorophy. It is besting to do,

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mat Yeah, but such a sadhomecoming for Dharma. Ma, Ma,
you're pursing we get some higher drinkw lo cases Mama, so cases.
Mister Hart tell me the things aboutMama. It's for you. Nuss Jack
check to missus. Lark Hanson onehundred and thirty dollars all of his bad

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friends. Let me see. Ohisn't wonderful? Now we pay doctor everything
and you can buy you a newcoat, your warm coat yew. Oh,
there will be no more reading.He shall we grab his books,
Mama, or the take the booksfor us. A guy Papa or avows
me he's not too loud, Mama, I'm gonna tell a fact. You
can so she comes last the chloroform? You know how me? No,

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I thought that you're going to bea don't stand that cart roon? Yeah,
here you and Kristin takedam of hertrain and I'll go go and don't
spill it about the chloroform. Ifyou hold the cat, maybe you owe
the cat. You owe the cat. No, nobody holds the cat.
I think if if we get abig sponge and cover him over with the
blanket. B did they do hisdrink? Mister Hi, give me he

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are sure? The parents? How? How did he pay his drink for?
Sa? You run up the herejust to ask me this? I
need sure check? Yeah, Ithought so. He was with mister Krueger's
today having his lunch, and thenhe left. He asked mister Creaker to
cast a shack for fifty dollars time. So or so, your fine,
mister Hyde is a crooker. Shakesis no good, not even a bank

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accounted a bank? You you meanthis deck is no good too? You're
good at all? I bet youowed you plenty, Martin, I said,
I bet you owed you plenty,mister Hyde Oh, that's nothing.
I tear up the taxi nothing.He paved far, far better things than

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money. I bet it must havebeen one hundred dollars more. Maybe you
don't have things to do. Ihave. And what do you have to
do that's so important? I haveto corn a form a calf more upon
face, smell myrta, not inmy face. Water. The next morning,

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even before breakfast, cornett bagmar wasdownstairs. I was looking for her
cat. Elizabeth howny, Mamma downstairsso early, ELIZABETHA, there is something
I must tell you, sweetheart.Don oh good morning, Yes, last

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do something? Tell her what Martha? Now, Dahmer put the cat on,
put him Papa his tale hanging downfrom the blanket, his tale.
It's moving. Marlet me let mehear that cat. What's the matter,
mamma. He's pitching his tail,just like the old cat. Give him
to me, Uncle, Elizabeth,speak to me, Lars lost. It's

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a miracle. I knew you'd makehim well, mamma, But Dogma,
I didn't leeveup a eye hat.Never mind, I'm thinking, Marder,
you didn't give that cat enough chloroform. You just give him a good night's
sleep. What last you must tellher. It's not good to let her
grow up believing I can fix everything. Maybe maybe besting in the world of

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those to believe. Yeah, Iknow he expect you now. I realized
that the weeks and months went bytoo fast before we were growing up in
learning for my graduation, the mostimportant light of my life. Not only
did I have a leader and ourgraduation play, but my mom Papa gave

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me the present. I'd sell myarm like pap could only come and see
me grab. You don't care aboutanything, only a new dresser set.
Well, I was right, wasn'tI. I knew you devil mom.
Anything of that dresser set. Ididn't devil. I just showed it to
him, mister Shuler's window, yes, and made her go and sell her
silver broke. Your very old mothergave her the most pride possession set.

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She sold a book so she'd haveenough money to buy a dresser set.
How else could she buy it?You know, Papa's been out of work,
But what do you care? Yougot your dresses. I don't believe
it. But I don't mom aboutselling, or you better believe it.
My parents not to tell me.I don't care. I'm going home much.
I'm going back home here, butyou haven't got time to go home,
Catherine. Catherine is true. Mamagave mister Sheilla her broach and he

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give her dresser set. But shecouldn't she She shouldn't know you wanted your
present. That Mamma wanted your happinesseven more than she wanted to have approach.
But she loved it, so itwas all she had of grandmother.
Latherine, you have your play,the actor you'll be late now. I
don't want to act in the play. Now you must oh audience waiting for
you. I don't care. Youmust care look to night. You are

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not Katherine any longer to night youare an actress and the nightdress must act
whatever she is feeling. So youstop. You ain't got you acting play?
Oh I problem, I'll go Mamawell harpers graduation prior the children.

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Kristin is putting Darma to bed nearso Caton come home later. They say,
write it down. I have goof you, old lady last,
But I'm worried about Catroon. Shewas not good in the play tonight,
was not like Captain Madam. Afteryou leave, Catherine found out about your
brooch my approach? Who told her? I did, Mama, Christine?

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And bye? Why didn't you tellher? Because I hated the way she
was acting about the old register,so slur. It's no excuse. You
make her unhappy, you make hernot good in the play. But she
may made you unhappy getting up yourbrooch for herself. It's not a youtual
judge. I choose to give mybrooch Christine, mister stubn one. Mamma,
Oma, what happened to meet Papa? We go back to work tomorrow
morning. See that's fine, isn'tit? Mamma, y'res good? Catroon,

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here's your brooch. Mama, I'msorry I was too bad in the
play. Y week we went tomister Schulotte's house. He didn't want to
give the brooch back, but Captaindead and dagged, and the dresser said,
should give that back. Yes,it was awful hard for her to
do. Mama, Niels is thekind one gotam? Catam come in here,

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yes, Mama, the brooch here? You put this on, Katam
no if you if you are graduationpresent, I put it on for you
there. Oh well, I always, I'll keep it forever Kristin should not
have told you. I'm glad shedid not. I am glad to a

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Catherine. Wait, yes, alsofor you for me cofee? Yeah yeah
no wait wait the mail pitcher lockthe mail flowers for me, for our
grown off daughter. I can't drinkit. I can't, I can't.
Catherine is the magic one. Yeah, it's too bad. Her first cup

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of coffee. She doesn't drink it. You drink it. Last. We
do not want to waste it.And you, Martha, you are the
practical ones. He are practical.Last. I think I think maybe the
children turn out all right. Yeah, he's good. That's on the train

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and my cousin. When we reachedthe ranch, the woman who kept his
house was out of the course waitingfor it. I could hear unto Chris
Collins the house. Yes, ye, yes, this is the left of
the boat. Oh mad, I'mglad you've come. You'll give me drink,

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Uncle Chris. That will not helpyou now with your ways there,
not especially uncle christ I don't thinkyou really like it that I'm dying.
You mean, whis do I thinkyou're come here? Get out? Get
out? That don't want here?Very very take great clear come minivate on
the porch if you want. Thatis what I want here on the porch.

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Oh wait, that is Arny,Come here, Army. How's your
knee? That's clinical, Chris.Don't dree anymore, honey, lorgle Chris.
You don't say don't eat it anymore? No, not any more.
M honey, there's no little smellword means in the beach. Stupid old

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girl. Honey, you walk good, let me see walk go under?
What diff uncle Chris? Uh huhfast frist Yeah, it's good. Oh
Uncle Chris. Ana has always beenso fond of I. Then you all
to get it out now except MarthaMarta and cartoon. She and I have

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secretly you remember carton? Yes,Uncle Chris, mata give me a bottle
that I think No, Uncle Chris, put me get us ways when he
rest in the bottle? Who wethink his hand? Dad? Come give
it to me alright one drink?Uh h I give me give me to

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you, ah, Martha, Yeah, you settle the ranch, give money
to yesie. Yes, yes,he bound my house keeper. Now why
why do I call that that toyou? See? My wife for many
years, my wife only I donot tell you it's fists. I play

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fine joke on there your uncle Chris, that is yes see I get her,
Uncle Chris. Yeah, I likeyour both bed krten you talk to
me. My mother liked me tothink copy now yes, Uncle Chris good.

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Yeah, I was frightened of me. Now no, Uncle Chris,
So you won't be like that.Huh one day, maybe you write story
for a month of clase if youremember, oh remember you, yes,
your uncle Chris, Uh, Ithink best Cartina goround father Katina the bottom

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innkle krit you thing of region likeI do all about Uncle Krim. Yes
see this is my knees matha mata, this is yes it my wife.
Well, it's given me much happening. I'm very glad to me if I

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am too, mother, and nowyou're giving me one more. Dan you
ever drink with me, both ofyou? Maybe finished the bottom goshore,
Uncle Chris. You know don't nowater yet? You know last week this
out Norwegian press true true murtered glass, Yes, thank you, Yes,

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he he's gone mad mar the unclekiss, Yes, she comes here comes

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mac. I was your selling trainand sigret all this expense and fuss waiting
for a wicked old man to dieof the details. No more waiting yet,
Uncle Chris is gone. Did hedid he say anything about the will?
There is no will where then thatmeans well, since we're you'll carr
your money either, YENNI, howdo you know? He told me sickly?

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And yes, he give me thislittle book, this account of how
he spent his money. He isfrober through. No, yeah, no,
no, Now I read it toyou. You know how Uncle Chris
was lame, how he walked alwayswith him but his one thought lame people,
I read you the last page.Joseph Spinelli, four year old,

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tubercular left leg three hundred and thirtyseven dollars eighteen seven box now Esther Jensen,
nine year club foot two hundred andseventeen dollars fifty cent box now on
the story nine nine year fratch yourkneecap four hundred and forty two dollars sixteen

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cent. Yeah, it does nottell him the book to end about arna.
I like to write books now,yeah, or maybe even run.
Yeah, so it's finish. What'sgood? Yeah, what's good? You

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may go in and see him nowas you want. Oh, yes,
see, maybe you all never meetuncle Chris wife, missus Hal written my
sisters. Why yeah, it istrue, it's true. How do you
do? Yesie, I am reallyI go even worse the dishes. How's
bad? Thank you? Yesie?You like to come to San Francisco for
a little. I like to haveyou. We got plenty room. Thank

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you, Martha. Maybe I willCatran Catrin, you come in and see
him. Yeah, I like tosee him, Catrin. He looks happy.
I like you to know what thatlooks like. Then you're not frightened?
Not it ever? Will Will youcome with me? Yeah? Sure,

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I come, Uncle Chris. Likeeveryone else, it assumed I would
be a writer. Three years later. It was also assumed I would go
to college. But then I realizedhow pointless it would be. But why
not? Why not college? Becausethe only reasons for my girl I was

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to be a writer. Well I'mnot going to be one. I see
one of your stories comes back again, the test rejection, and it's the
best lay I've ever written. OrPapa would talk some sense to her,
please, Cataine has sense, Mammaabout the way cuts when I use three.
The article in newspaper here it saysit's young. It says Roman writer
tells key to literary success. Seegood picture too, what woman writer?

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Oh, very fat lady Florence stayin a moorhead? Do you ever hear
of them? Of course everyone has. She's terribly successful. Your cut and
you'll read it fesday. Why Icelebrated novelist blah blah blah blah blah interview.
The dance read is a fair amounthotel pronounce he sarty. The essential
quality is it's success as a writer. A lot of help, that is.
But maybe if you send your storyto this lady, you could tell

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you what's wrong with them? Oh, mama, don't be silly. You
see the thing that writing is like, well, like cooking or something.
That's all you need is a recipe. You have to have a gift for
it. What else did she say? I thought from literature, missus Morton,
life is guess guess astronomy, astronomythe starne I I think it is

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to do with the eating. Mama. Oh oh, Now I go downtown
for a little while. I getmaterial for new dress for darnmore lady,
and maybe uh start by the paya month hotel naby the fair amount hotel
You must you tell me by whatstreet is fair Mount Hotel? But my

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dear one, I just told youI'll never read un published story. So
far your daughter to about you forone two minutes, Miss Morehan, No,
I'm sorry it was the newspaper hadnever printed that interview. The paper
said, you'd like to collect recipesfor eating? Well, yes, yes,
I do. Well, I too, am interested in gastronomy. I'm
good cook. Oh, I havespecial recipe for footballer. My mother gives

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me. She was best cook Iever knew, Cloesbollo. Never have I
told this recipe to anyone, Butif you let me talk to you,
I tell it to you. Yourdaughter he wants to write you say,
yeah, I bring her stories here. It's moreheads. I bring twelve of
them. Twelve. Well, ifyou could read maybe just one to know
if someone could cook, you donot need to eat holes dinner. Yeah,

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you're very persuasive. Now about theshort dollar. Okay, when you
make the meat falls, you droppedthem in boiling stock, not water,
for that is one of the sequotAha. A queen thought is another secret
is half sour? Queen added atthe last place, sounds marvelous. Look

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why it took them up to myroom. Perhaps you write the recipe out
for me. Well, maybe wemake bargain this morehead While I write the
recipe, you'll read Catherine's story.You will, my girl? Come on,
you did what mamma. You broughther my story, thorn stain and

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more. She read five of them, Catherine. I was two hours with
her. We have glass of sherry. We have two glass of sherry?
Mama, what did she say aboutthem? She say they are not good?
Well, I know that, Iknow that you, but she say
more? Will you listen? Catherine? She say you right now? Only

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because of what you have read inother books. She say, you must
write about things you know. Andthen you written story that is real and
true. You send it to someonewhose name she gives me. It's her
agent. Here I write it down. No, it's rested people Goulash has
her grandmother make it? Yeah,yes, his name and address. But

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Mama, I haven't been anywhere orseen anything. You could write about San
Francisco maybe, or even better aboutPapa. Papa. Papa is fine,
man, it's wonderful, man.I know. Then I go fix up
one got from I like, youshould write about Papa's true I said,

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Look, oh, no, fivehundred dollars checking what you do is so
much money? I don't know,my mom. I know that son cost
five dollar dollars. I know we'llput the rest in the bank, will
you, mamma put it in thebank tomorrow? Mamma, what is it?
I do not know how for Mammy, you just give it to the

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man like you always do. Ithink you better tell them, tell us
what Christine Catherine, there's no bankaccount. Never in my life have I
been inside the bank, but youalways told me. You always say yeah,
I know, but I tell lies, Oh, Mama, why did
you pretend? It's not good forlittle ones to be afraid, to not

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feel secure. But now it's fivehundred dollars. I think I can tell
mama Christy you'll find yours and darkand tell him to come here and Catherin
you go get your story? Yeah, yeah, no almost here you read
it. Always be down and listen. Capton reads it to us. Now,
what is it called the story?It's called Mama and the Hot Oh

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you write about Mama? But yeah, good, cool, But it just
didn't work out. What I tellyou? Got Papa ready as long as
I could remember the house on theLarkin Street hill had been home. Papa
and Mamma were both born in Norway, but they came to San Francisco because
Mamma's sisters were here. All ofus were born here. My brother now,

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my chip is seen, and thelittle sister's Grandma east Truth all born
in this house. When I lookedback, nineteen ten seems back only yesterday.
I remember mister Hyde, the Border, and Mamma's sisters and my uncle
Chris. But first and foremost,I remember Mama. I remember how every
Saturday night Mama would call the familytogether. She'd sit down at the kitchen

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table and count out the money thePapa had brought home before the landlord.
Mama was saying for the births.At last, Papa would ask it's old,
and Mama would look up them andsmile, is good. She's mm.
We do not have to go tothe family. I'm sure we'll always

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remember. I remember Mama and thethree stars who made this evening such a
success. Here they are Irene Dunn, Barbara Belghetti's and Oscar Homoka. Irene,
after that wonderful performance, I'll probablyalways think of you as Mama.

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It's good to be back, Bill, and I hear there will be another
approof of your versatility next Saturday.What's happening Saturday, Irene? I'm joining
the circus? Okay, it doesthink pictures are here to day. It's
just for one day, Oscar whenthe Big Circus comes to town this year.
The first performance is for the benefitof Saint John's Hospital in Santa Monica,

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and a lot of Hollywood people willtake part. I'll be there,
the bottle of pop in one handand a bag of peanuts and the other.
What do you do, Irene?Ride a horse bareback standing up?
Well, not exactly there it's eighthorses. You are at eight horses?
No, no, I mean Iride the carriage and they pull it.
Ask her, I hope you're travelingby something faster than horse and carriage when
you go back to New York.Oh yes, Bill and babbling back this

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week, miss that for the newPusleman on ferv plea What's your Next plane?
In Alustralia seem a new picture fromUniversal International Studios. Barbara a current
hit all over the country. It'sone of the freshest and most original comedies
we've had in a long while.Mister Peabody and the Mermaids and the stars
are straight from the picture cast thatWilliam Powell and Irene Hervey. You can

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see the possibilities when Bill tries toexplain to his wife that he's somewhat involved
with the Mermaids, it sounds likea wonderful part for Bill Powell. Good
night and he don't got a sampanyand make us for funds Bay join me

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inviting us to be with us agame Next Monday night when the Lux Radio
Theater presents William Powell Irene Hervey inMister Peabody and the Mermaid. This is
William Keeley saying good night to youfrom Hollywood. Barbara Belgabis will soon be

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seen co starring with James Mason andthe Enterprise. Picture caught heard in our
cast to night where Hope Land andMiss Jenny Peedeth Evanson is seagreed and Bill
Johnstone as pop up. Our musicwas directed by Lois Silvers and this is
your annswer John Milkan Kennedy reminding youof the joint us again next Monday night
to hear Mister Peabody and the Mermaidstarring William Paul and Irene Hervey.