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Speaker 2 (00:35):
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Speaker 1 (00:39):
What's happening? Love is what's going on. We're gonna get tropical.
We're gonna get tropical. Welcome back to another episode of
Make Every Death Count, wrought to you by the Slash
and Cast podcast Network. We are your hopes. My name
is Riley.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
My name is Nick.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Happy Happy, happy happy? What is it surry?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah? Yeah yeah. Weekend. We made it to another week,
and I feel like the weeks have just been rolling
by lately.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah. Absolutely, I blink on Monday and then it's Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah no, it's March. Yeah that sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
We are a year away from Scream though, is it.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Too late to March madness?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, we are a year away from Scream.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Officially, my mom's fiftieth birthdays when Scream comes out. So
we gotta see it. We gotta see it on Thursday before.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Your mom's only forty nine. She just turned forty nine. Yeah,
that's crazy. My mom turned sixty in nineteen days.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Wait, how old is my mom? No, no, she's sixty. Okay,
she's fifty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
She's fifty nine. Im about to say your mom's only
fifty years old. No, that would mean yeah, that means
when she had you, she'd have been like fourteen.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
No, she's fifty nine, she's fifty nine. My dad's I know,
fifty seven, fifty six out young man. Yeah, I feel
why don't you know how what your parents are? My
dad was born in sixty nine, My mom was born
in sixty six.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
My mom was born in sixty five, So you know,
look at that. My dad was born in fifty eight.
That old man, Yeah, he's about to turn sixty seven.
You know who's about to turn seventy? Cane Hutter turn
turn seventy next month.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I feel like I'm about to turn like eighty five.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, yeah, what's funny? Man? So you don't realize how
much like your fat ass is fucking up your life
until you lose a little bit of weight, Like I
had no idea how much my body was like being
affected by my fat body.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah feel great?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, like I uh like it's little things. Well, I
you know, I never had an issue where I could,
like I couldn't tie my shoes, you know, like some
people people will be like thirty pounds overweight, be like
I can't die, I can't bit overtime my shoes more.
I'm like no, I was like one hundred and fifty
pounds overweight, and I can still bend over time my shoes.
But it is easier now, noticeably easier. I don't lose,
I'm not out of breath when I walk a like

(03:10):
fucking ten feet, you know, a little like going up
with stairs. As little things, but one thing that caught
me off guard. I have been dealing with like in
my bed and my shitty mattress. I have had where
every time I roll over for like three years now,
if I roll over, it hurts really bad, Like it
fucks up my lower back really bad. And I've got
like to a habit of like bracing really hard as

(03:32):
I turn over. And the other night I went to turnover,
I brace really hard preparing for it, and no pain came.
I was like huh yeah, shit. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Honestly, like when I lost a little bit of weight,
like my lower back pain went away. It's the lower back.
And now that I'm putting some weight back on my
lower my lower back, and then so much pain.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah. And so it's the little things. Yeah, it's the
little things that you don't really sex is better. I
wouldn't know, but I would. I think it's better, couldn't Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the kind of ship that keeps him motivated when
you when if you look in the mirror and see
results and then ship, like my back doesn't hurt anymore,

(04:12):
like oh.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, yeah, I feel old when when you're overweight, you feel.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Old one, and then that's why you die young. Correct,
That's what I'm trying to avoid. Insubbortinate, insubbortinate, and turlish.
Before we get into our interesting topic of the day,
gotta do the catchup of what we watched this week.
I watch some bangers this week. Things you would never

(04:41):
guess that I watched this week. So you want to
you want to know, you want to start because you
said yours is not very exciting.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I have one. I watched one movie this week.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Huge.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I know what you did last summer. I also watched,
I know in preparation for today's episode.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah I didn't. I don't have it on my because
I already on my list because I've watched like four
times this year, so it's but for new things I watch,
because I watch Things Giving this week too, but didn't
count that. But for new things I watched this week
first time this year. I watched Tylan Resurrection. Now you
see it. See if you catch a theme in these
these movies here, I watch Holent Resurrection, Funnest Station, Three Backwoods,

(05:21):
and Look of.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
The Irish, the greatest movies of all time. That's the theme.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
We did a the Ryan Merriman theme for a Movie
Night the other day, and those are all Ryan Merriman movies.
Lucky the Irish holds up surprisingly well. I'm not even kidding.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I haven't seen it in a long time.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
It is won the effects like you wouldn't think, but
the whole like short, not even like the doll size
humans because his mom becomes super small. You know, it
looks pretty good, It's pretty convincing. Ryan Merriman is great.
He's the goat. I wish he would do more.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
He's out there selling insurance or I don't think it's
He works for like a medical Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Some sort of medical company.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Rectangle Health, Rectangle Health. Uh yeah, assisting in digital digital
payments transformation for healthcare businesses. So he's in finance and
technology something like that. He's dentists.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
He still acts a little bit here and there.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, he's still hot though.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
He's If my short list of like people i'd want
an interview, it's funny if I did. If you were
given like a you can interview anybody you want in Horror,
I think the people I'd pick would be so like
ce Tier. It's like I would want to Ryan Merriman
would be up there, Matthew Lillard, Freddy Prince Junior. I mean,

(06:53):
Roberting would be fun to just sit and talk to see.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I would want to interview. Sissy's basic. I want to
interview Jennifer Love. I just want to hang actually.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Would want to interview since he's basic. No, I I
just don't know if she actually would want to talk
about the things that I'd want to talk about.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Oh, I don't care. I just want to talk to her.
I just want to talk to her. Jennifer Love. Hewett
would love to just you know, be best friends.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, I think the people that go underappreciated are the
ones that are the most fun to talk to. And then,
like I know, for a fan like Freddi Prince Junior,
I think it would be the most fun interview to do. Yeah. Yeah,
he's probably right on the top of my list because
he's he is a true horror fan. He's a super
fucking nerd. Yep, he's in everything that is my childhood.

(07:44):
And he's a wrestling fan. Yeah, he's he's got his.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Uh got his uh toes dipped into a couple different buckets.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, he's just he every interview I've ever seen with him,
he's just the coolest guy I would uh, especially with
the one with Chris fan Vleet like that one is
h Yeah, he's great. It seems like it gonna be
a good dude to hang out with.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, I gotta watch more movies.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, you do that. That's not all I watched. That
was just that was one night. That was night. That
was just Sunday. I also watched Woody Woodpecker. My dad
put it on. My dad put it on when I
was over there, and we watched the whole thing, okay,
which has what's this the dude that plays Kyle's uncle

(08:29):
in Luck of the Irish. He's in that movie.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
He's the main like the new one, like seventeen. Yeah, yeah,
it's not very good case you're wondering it's got thirteen
percent on a round to me.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, it's just yeah, it's whatdy Woodpecker man, It's just
Woody Woodpecker jokes the whole time.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Audience thirty five though they love it.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I Caine seemed to enjoy it. So I then I
watched just a bunch of true crime shit. So I
watched American Murdered Gabby Potito.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I've been meaning to watch that. That's been on my list.
Remember when that was just everything that was just pop
culture social media for like three.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Weeks everyone was on the hunt for and then it
seemed then it was like kind of in the mix
of like the Johnny Depp trial, so there was like
maybe she's the abuser and all that.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Yep, yep, yeah, that was those were both going on.
Yet at the same time, I will I will say
watching it because they had access to all her footage,
you know, and they used AI.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
They yeah, they used AI.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
For her voice, which was approved by the family.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, they were. They were transparent about it too. It
was like it wasn't that weird.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
It was just to read to read her journal. Yeah,
I thought it was fine and her parents wanted that.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah. Uh, but yeah, they have acted it because she
was there. They were vlogging. You know, they only released
one video. There was one video and then Yeah, but
they had a whole bunch of footage, so there's footage.
Is never massine in there and do like obviously the
dudes a piece of ship. But they were both toxic
as shipped to each other like it was a very
toxic relationship. That's what when I find that a lot

(10:07):
of the vlogging families, the ship behind closed doors is rough. Man,
it's all a facade. This is this YouTube thing. It's
all a facade. This is we're not even ourselves. We're
not in a basement right now. We're Yeah. But I
also watched American man Hunt O. J. Simpson, which is

(10:29):
not getting the best reviews. For some reason, I thought
it was fine.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
I didn't I heard it in passing.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Did you know that OJ's agent, Uh, when they were
I think it was maybe it was when OJ was
getting actually or no, No, it was when after they
won and they were sitting in the pool, just them talking.
He asked OJ if he like did it. He asked

(10:57):
him what happened that night, and oj responded with, so
what do you think happened? And then his agent said,
you know I and be honest, Oja, I always thought
you did it. And then OJ I guess said if
Nicole wouldn't have answered the door with a knife in
her hand, she'd still be alive today. I don't know
how you know. That could be bullshit, could be bullshit,

(11:19):
but that's what he said.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, okay, that's interesting. That was the most parenthal James Simpson.
Well he's dead now, he sure is.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
That case is. By the way, watching this, I totally
understand why the jury voted him not guilty.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
The glove didn't fit.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
That's not even it like the glove like that's the
most famous line that you know, if you have the
glove doesn't fit, you must have quit. But the amount
of like definitive proof that evidence was tampered is crazy proof.
They have very definitive proof that shit was planted. So

(12:02):
if if one thing's planted, who's to say all the
rest is? And what else is bullshit, And and then
they have I don't know if it was actually like definitive,
but it seemed pretty clear that they took a vial
of OJ's blood and brought it back to the fucking
the crime scene. Yeah, and then what's his face? One
of the detectives transferred it from uh Rockingham to uh

(12:24):
Bundy like he he personally brought it to the the
whatever the forensics guy. It's just this weird shit that
you would never do unless you were planning evidence. So
it wasn't a good look. And not to mention that,
you know, uh, what's his I'm fregeting all the names
right now, but uh, what's the racist cop that they

(12:44):
pulled out the tapes of him and he was just
saying the N word over and over and over again,
and how he would plan evidence or not or he
would intentionally beat them, and she's like, that's like, way
to go, dumb A. Well, he didn't interview. He's on
the fucking documentary. Oh yeah. I was like, I can't
believe you agreed to do this, but he's he's accepted
his fate. He's like, yeah, like this is who I

(13:06):
am now. Then I also watched lover Stalker Killer. Another
this is this is kind of a weird one doesn't
have very good reviews because they it's kind of like
they're they're reenacting. They have the guy talking the main
dude that happened to and then they reenact it with him,

(13:28):
and they're like reenacting all these events and it's very
soap opery kind of. It's an interesting story.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Never heard of it.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
I think I don't know how old that one is.
Most of those are new and they were like on
the trending list, so I just watched them. Then I
am caught up again on School Spirits. I watched the
newest episode last night. It's getting the last one next
week next week is but I it just came out yesterday. Yeah,
I came out yesterday, so I watched it. It's getting
getting juicy.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, I gotta watch. Gotta watch the new season next
week when it all drops.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I didn't mention last week as well, but I also
finished Cobra Kai. I did watch the last part of
season six. Yeah I cried. Oh. Also Peyton lists Tears
of Joy Peyton list, Yeah, she is goaded. School Spirits

(14:22):
Gobra Kai Peyton lists. Uh Okay, that's it good episode,
all right, feel it. Today we're doing a recasting of
I Know which last summer. If we were to take
the original script, I really I'm I also felt like
I was very much trying to find a good replacement

(14:47):
for those who were in the role. So some of
my yeah, but yeah, if you were to make it today,
I guess remake it the exact same script, the exact
same characters, including we have some small characters in here too.
We got the sheriff here, Yeah, got David Egan even
in there, Julie's mom, you know. Hell yeah, yeah. If
you take it and cast it right now, who would

(15:09):
you cast. So that's what we're doing today, starting with
the sheriff going back.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Who has two lines at the end of the movie. Yeah,
and he's also in the police station. That just kind
of we the camera moves across him.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
That's it. He's great, he's goading. Yeah, those lines are great.
We didn't find no boy that's wrong. Wrong.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, this was uh, this was one of the throwaways
where it really doesn't matter. It matters, really, it matters,
any of this matter. I shows durmot Ah again, it's
two lines. He he does fine as a cop in

(15:57):
literally everything.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah, he has a cop a lot, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, so might as well give him his chance to
shine at the end.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
That's fine. I respect that I did. David Arquette, the
sheriff we are. I wanted him to to actually have
a successful career as a sheriff and not have to
be asked to retire. Okay, when did you retire when
they asked me to? Oh yeah, wow, it's only two lines,

(16:27):
doesn't matter that that is true. I wanted what my
goal was with the sheriff character is to have a
pop when he shows up. I wanted I wanted a
wrestling pop the second you see him, I'd give So
that's what I was going for. Okay, Next we have
Officer copa Rizo. I don't know if that's how you

(16:48):
say it or not, but yeah, the cop that ends
up getting the hook hook through his mouth right up
his chin. Yeah. Where he goes and checks in the car.
He's got Sara Michelle Gello in the back. You know,
he's mocking her. Shame guy to cut off all your hair,
you know.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, that was a good line.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, and for that reason, I picked Drma Maroney because
he's always a cop and dermom maroney, I think deserved
more than two lines, and I.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Cut off his hair.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
He could be a prick like that. That's pretty much
the end of my scream casting. I won't I won't
keep that going.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I chose Nicholas Holt. Oh, because you know he could
be a little dopey. You can also put on that
face like hum like like the cop did in I
Know What You Last Summer when she's like it's tim
Timmy looks back, he goes. I can see Nicholas Holt
doing that.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
How old is he now, Nicholas Holt? Yeah, thirty five.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah, he's a young boy.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
He was in during number two.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, he's he's in everything now. Yeah, I'm turreing.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Number two wasn't bad. I watched it.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
It's on my list.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah. That list just keeps on growing, don't it.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
I'm sure it does.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Okay, Julie's mom, Julie's mom has got it going on,
which is why I picked this person. Who did you
go first? Would you? Well?

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Okay, I picked one and I thought maybe you would
say no, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
I chose Jennifer love Hewitt.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
I thought about that. I at first I had I
have a backup. I had Jennifer Hewtt first, huh and
then I was like, well, actually no, this is what happened.
I wrote Nev Campbell and I was like, eh, that's
it's two on the nose. I have enough scream cast
going on. Uh, it'd be funny you just like flip
the cast. It's just all screamcasts. It's like, it's two

(18:40):
on the nose. And I was like, okay, well, you
could just do Jennifer of Hewitt and be let's have
fun with that. But I'm like that that's two on
the nose as well, So how about we go Sarah
Michelle Galler have her come back now that that's two
on the nose too. So instead I did Mary Lizabeth weinstead.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Oh okay, yeah, that's a good choice for just for
that one you want, are you?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
So?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
I had Jay Love for that. But then my backup
was Denise Richards.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Oh, Denise Richard would be.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
So I could picture her just you know, twirlin or
spaghetti and then are you on drugs?

Speaker 1 (19:13):
What does Denise Richards look like these days? Good? She does.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
She's in Blue Mountain State. I bet she comes back.
They confirmed a new series at Amazon of Blue Mountain State,
like reboot series or continuation.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, they bring him back. What's Reacher? Yep, dude, he's
like old and he's huge. Now yeah, interesting, he's good.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
But yeah, if not Jay Love, if that we can't
choose her, then then I'll pick Denise Richards because actually
she does sort of have a resemblance to my Julie.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
So yeah, that was another thing I was trying to
think about, and I think maryless Wine said, still works. Okay,
So okay, Davey Egan this one, it doesn't matter because
David Egan is seen one time. He's seen at the
opening scene on the on the cliff there, Yeah, flipping
his little necklace thing. And yeah, so I was like, man,

(20:15):
what's a recognizable face in horror? That again, we'll get
a little bit of a pop if you saw him.
And I picked Bill scars Guard for that reason. We're
gonna waste our entire budget to have him sit on
a fucking cliff.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
That is such a good one, especially for who I
picked for my missy.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Uh oh, that's good. That's really good. By the way,
I I didn't do any like gender bending. You definitely
have one. You definitely could have. I I just my brain.
I struggle so much to pick these characters as it is,
so I was like, man if I started like flipping
out rolls and then he got to think because he
gotta change some of the writing.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I picked one.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
I'm gonna blow it.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
I picked one, and I think it's the easiest one
to gender bend.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
I was thinking though that Bill scars Guard could be Missy, Like,
you could just change that. I was thinking that, and
I still kind of think you could do that. And
the only reason I didn't because I was trying to
stick with the original script. I think Ray going in
and being flirtatious wouldn't work on Bill, so well maybe maybe.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah, so uh my Davidy again again, doesn't freaking matter.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
I chose uh the scream route, bringing a big name,
draw people in, get rid of them at the beginning.
I picked my goat, Miles Teller. Miles Teller, that's a
good one too. I can see him just kind of
m He's great. Yeah, you know, a little whiplash fame

(21:44):
in there, that's all. That's what he's famous for. That's
what everyone knows I'm from.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, not Fantastic four or fury or top gun.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Right, that's that's what you've never heard of. Yeah, so
we'll bring uh, we'll bring Miles Teller in and then
that he's gone. That's it. Then a picture in the
newspaper later, that's it.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah, Now for Elsa, who's next?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
This was my gender bend.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Oh that Yeah, that would have been the easiest one
to do. I don't know why I didn't think of that.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
So and it makes sense when you get to my
Helen just saying, uh, okay, my Elsa, who I said
maybe Ian for a name.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah, and again that if you don't know Elsa, because
you know that is Helen, Helen's Hey, Helen's older sister.
If you don't know Helen is Sarah Michelle Galler's older sister.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
I picked a gender bend justin Long.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
To wait, it makes sense. Who would you put for Helen?
You can't, like, put Gena Phillips that doesn't want No,
she's way too old.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
No, it'll make sense when you get there. But I
you know just Long godd is this somebody who's.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Like already been with Justin Long? Like Okay, No, I
still don't I still don't get it.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
It'll make sense. Okay, it'll make sense, but what else
can I say? Just long goaded, bring, bring a little goofiness.
It's still a little strictness when it comes to running
the store. Yeah, he's in charge.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
I still I stuck with the older sister and uh yeah,
you definitely could change it. But I do like how
bitchy Elsa is and it works. Sisters are me and
to each other. Man. Uh. I picked Catherine Isabelle. It's
a good way to sneak in another iconic horror face.
You know, she might be pushing, she's probably a little

(23:36):
too old. She's a you know, we'll fix the post
the ager. She's right on that that line probably where
I don't know if it'd sell well, but I I
wanted to wait a sneaker in there. Yeah, okay. Next
we have Missy. Missy was well David Egan's sister who

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you know has the creep how she looks like she's
from the textan some masker. Yeah, I'm actually proud of
this one. I think it's a perfect fit. I picked
Tony Collette. She's she can scare the ship out of me.
Definitely making a name for herself in horror. And you
know hereditary alone. She she is, she could be really creepy. Yeah, man,

(24:21):
so I feel like she could really bring Missy out today.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Could be a good fit for That's good. I like
that one. Yes, now my Missy, which would have paired
really well with Bill scarsguard Is David is Anya Taylor Joy.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Yeah, they both got those eyes. Yeah, and she can.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
She can definitely be a little creepy.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
She's expensive, she is, yes, she is.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
But I feel like she could. She could fit very
well as Missy being a little creepy, a little mysterious,
being a little angry.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
I think she'd be a good bitch too. Yeah, just
a little foreshadowing. I think she could be a good bitch.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
Okay, got it?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Okay, next, or I have Ben Willis here. Lets you
want to save Ben Willis. We got some real special there.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
No, not really, we can go Ben Willis. M hm,
Ben Willis. At the beginning, I was thinking about Dermott.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Okay, just I think Dermot crossed my mind too, But I.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Settled on Walton Goggins.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Walton Goggins, those teeth, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Come here, come in my boat, dad, and then frame
him from murder.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
I did the most obvious choice that I could the
perfect fit if you actually think about it, not just
being biased. He actually is a good fit. I think
Kane Hodder would be great. Yeah, just one more I
kind of kill her to add to his resume. And
because in this, you know, he gets to have acting shops,

(25:57):
like he gets to talk a little shit to Juel
and whatnot. I think Kane would be great at that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
And really you only see on un Slickered Ben Willis
right for like less than ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeah, just at the end there. Yeah, and I assume,
well I guess seeing him being hit by the car
and whatnot, I means that is Muse Watson. Well, yeah,
I guess I assume Kane would also still want to
be the Fisherman, though he wouldn't want to have a double.
Oh yeah, because is Muce Watson does he? Is he

(26:38):
the Fisherman or is he only Ben Willis.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
I don't know why. I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
I think he might be both.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
I mean he the walk looks like him. Yeah, so
I guess that wouldn't make sense.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
The actor seeing Muse Watson for him?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Why not? Why not?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
I know, if I got casted to be a killer,
like just the unmasked versus killer, just like Dave Sheridan.
Like Dave Sheridan is ghost face and scary movie even
though he has he did not need to be right exactly,
and he's left handed and lined about it so that
he could get the part true because they needed a
right handed killer. So it's one fact.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, yeah, you know Walton Goggins, I think does that's
fine for me?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah? Yeah, it's that works too. He can.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Really it's just that turn, you know, like get on
the boat.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Then yeah, I got you on my boat. Okay. On
to Helen Shivers replacing Sarah Michelle.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Are we skipping?

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Always give Max bad? My bad? I didn't mean to
do that. Max.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
I have the perfect Max.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Okay, I don't. This is probably my like most This was.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
The first one I picked.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Really, Okay, so I guess you go.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
First.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I have Dylan Sprayberry, who you don't even know who
that I don't know who that is. He's in teen Wolf,
he's in Sick. He's DJ and Sick if you remember
that kind of he's got the tent twos. I just
feel like he could be an asshole and he's kind
of up and coming in horror.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
So okay, okay, sure.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Should put justin long he's too old because technically whoever
the scene is needs to be a high schooler.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Yeah, so well, okay, well this was my pick, first
one that came to my mind. It's Kyle Gollner.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, Max, I probably too old. He's right, he's running that.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Well yeah, but but yeah, Kyle Gollner perfect. Max play
a little nice guy, the little a little suspicious though.
He's the red Harry. Yeah, until he's not until he's
fed to the Harry.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
I love Kyle Gollner so much.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, just another uh, just another side role for him
to uh to put on his resume, even though he
deserves so much more. He's the goat.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I'm glad he kind of Yeah, he made me laugh.
I'm glad he kinda has become a scream king.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah he was.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
He was just the lead.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
And uh and that.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
That one movie, Yeah that that Select Theater's horror film. Yeah, yeah,
zoning out the title of I haven't seen yet, I
want to see the Passenger. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
There's also Strange Darling.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Oh yeah, Strange. Strange Darling is probably one of the
best horror films of Last Year.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
And Mother May I.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Oh, I didn't didn't know about that one. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Also, he was in Jennifer's body, so.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Leave the goat.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yeah, scream five. Yeah, I guess it's no Jennifer's body.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
He should have been in that movie a lot more.
I just saw the deleted scene again the other day
of him, or like the full bar fight. You know,
they like they cut that bar fight themously, but he
was in there like a lot longer, and then like
Dewey was in there. This cut Dewey out of that scene.
I don't know why they did that. Okay, So yeah,

(30:12):
that was That was Max. Now we're on Helen Shivers
replacing Sarah Michelle Geller, and this I spoiler I teased
it earlier. I picked Anya Taylor Joy. I think she
it's kind of a little bit harder to cast a
stereotypical cheerleader these days, Anna Taylor Joy because because he

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had to be a bitch, but you gotta be likable,
you know. That's what Sarah is does. She's a bitch,
but she likable.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
That's a good yeah, but that's our whole budget because
she's she's doing very well for herself these days. Well,
I think I'm empty in the budget here as well,
especially you know, with with my pick for Helen the
Oscar nominated Mikey Man.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
You seen Anora, I've seen what I needed to see.
That's all I needed to see, too. I saw the
scenes that were important.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Also, when I was looking up actors, I realized again
she is white. She's not Asian, she's white.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
M hm.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Same with Miranda Cosgrove. You know who else, Well, I
knew Miranda. She's fully white, Miranda cosgro You know who
else is truly fully white? Justin Long. His parents are
both white.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
And we didn't think that. You didn't think people?

Speaker 2 (31:33):
People don't think that.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
No, he looks pretty white. I don't, right, So.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
That's why they worked together as brother and sister.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
They actually do look like they'd be a good siblings. Yeah, yeah,
they have a they look similar.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah. And when people think Justin's Asian, people think Justin
Long is Asian. People think Mikey Madison's Asian. Maranda cosgrow I.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Can kind of see you with Mikey, Justin and I
I see you.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
They're all fully white. So that's why I'm like, I'll
even even better connection in here. M hm, that's that's
like a thing. There was multiple Reddit threads I was
seeing when I was looking up actors and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
There would look up actors that are white that look
Asian were.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
No, No, it came up when I was, uh, you know,
just researching justin long again as I do multiple times.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
A week daily. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
But yeah, Mikey Madison is helen enough said, I've seen
a Nora. Yeah, I've seen what I need to see.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
It's a good one. It's a good one. Okay. That
that uh that brings us to Barry Cox, that college
quarterback ass replacing Ryan philipp E, that sexy bitch. Yeah,
but you got in this one.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Uh so he needs to hit the gym a little bit,
just a little bit. But I picked Jeremy Allen White.
Oh okay, shameless the bear. He he was a pretty
easy pick for Barry for me, he can be that
asshole I was.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
I looked at him. Actually, mm hm, he's too old.
That's why I didn't do it. He looks too old.
He's thirty four, well right, but he looks older than,
you know, than his age. I was trying. I tried,
I tried, I tried I was trying to find younger
people and it is so hard.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
All right, here, here's the scenario. They go through this
traumatic event right a year later, the stress.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Did you say that that he needed to hit the
gym just a little bit? Bro? Have you seen him? Yes?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I have.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Have you seen Ryan Phillippie in the original. Jeremy's way
bigger than him, way bigger than him. He's huge.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Coach, he ain't well he maybe he'll actually be the
quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
The Cowboys, the Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Uh yeah, he's a year after this traumatic event stresses
you and can you know, make you look a little
older than you are. So there we go, just the
agent the beginning, and then he looks fine for the
for the rest.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Perfect Yeah, perfect to I I went, I looked for
a long time on this. Someone who looks athletic, looks
young enough, is still kind of relevant the genre. And
I think I've already I picked him in the path.
I think every time I do one of these end
up picking him. But I picked Caleb McLaughlin from the

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chapter things. Yeah, I he the only problem. The only
problem with him is he's a little too short. He's
only five foot eight. That's how is he going to
be a college quarterback at five foot eight?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
As Kyler Murray?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, look how he's doing pad. But I mean because
I know when you picture Caleb, you picture him a
stranger of things, and he looks all young and twiggy.
But like, first of all, the kid's packed on some
serious muscle he has, he's in pretty good shape, and
he has a he can grow a beard, a nice beard.
He's only twenty three, he's gotta he grows the solid beard.

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And then he has done some cool shit with this hair.
I don't know what. He's got a lot of good
hair over the years. I don't know which route i'd go,
but I think i'd start with the way his hair,
the way his hair looks and stranger things, and then
he just spiced it up that year later because then
you know he leaves Hellen picking up all the bitches
in college, this college quarterback ass. Yeah, I think he'd

(35:22):
be a good fit.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
True.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Also, I think you'd look all right with any Taylor Joy.
So yeah, they'd make it work, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Now the hardest one for me, it was next here
Ray Ray Bronson. Right, I I still don't feel good
about the pick. I'm gonna be honestly, I just I
you can't replace Freddy.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
It was hard until I thought of him. I'm like, oh,
that's it.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Yep, perfect, damn. But yeah, I looked for a long
time controversial pick. Here I picked Harry Styles. Yep. Oh,
believe it or not. With short hair. He's gonna have
to cut his hair.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Not not bad.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yeah, he's he's a pretty good actor too. I don't
realize that, but yeah, he's been around the block a
little bit acting.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah, that's not a bad pick at all.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
I think you work, and I think he'd be a
great relationship with my Jelie.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Now, this pick is contingent.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
I think we have the same Julie. I don't If
we have the same Julie, I'm gonna be really upset.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
So uh uh, ray, your ray pick is contingent on
one scene and I still know to that summer.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Correct walking down walking down the dock?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yep, all right, So picture picture Parsyles walking down the dock.
How do I do?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
He's obviously a very good looking guy.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, so now picture my pick.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Okay, I hope it someone fed ugly?

Speaker 2 (36:48):
How dare you say that about Mason Gooding. Oh yeah, yeah.
It was tough for me to pick. And then when
Mason Gooding because I didn't want to do a lot
of Scream people, especially Scream six.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
But I'm like, it's it's gotta be Mason, more Mason
than better.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah. Yeah, he can be a little more Quippi than
uh than Freddy was, than than Ray was in this
new script, he can he can throw a little quips
in there. Hopefully he an't a huge bitch and I
still know. Yeah, but he is gonna walk down that
dock and.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
How to ideal plays and he is uh a very
jacked high schooler. So he was a fisherman.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Yeah, dude, he was like some was Max Max Johnny Glucky? Yeah,
yeah he was jacked, was he? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
He looked better in Roseanne. Oh it's even even better
in uh, Big Bank Theory, Big Bank Theory.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Okay, Julie Julie James replacing Jennifer of HEWITTT. What do
you got?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
This was hard? I'll tell me if we have the
same person, I'm never doing the show. Okay, what does
the first her of the first name start with? Nope,
don't no, no, my mind starts the pee. Oh then
it's not the same.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Okay, all right, that thinks fine with the p I don't.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Know what the mine with Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yeah it's a good one.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, I'm like, who who's on top right now? Who?
Who can be that girl? Who's Who's who can be
a strong independent woman? My Julie James, you didn't go
Tomorrow Weaving? I didn't. I thought about Samara for h
for Helen or.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Julie, but yeah I did too.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
But uh, but I'm going with Sidney Sweeney. Gotta have
the star power. But she can, uh, she can get
it done. I think, what are you waiting for?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Are we gonna add nudity to the movie?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I maybe am I directing? She?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Uh? That's like the only problem I have with Sidney Sweeney,
Like she sold the hell out of her tits and
she has run with it.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
I run with her.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I think she might make our Julie a little who
type casted? You know, I don't care. We do not
actually think she would. I'd like to see as Helen.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Actually, yeah, I thought about her for Helen and Smarra. Yeah,
but I I went with I went with her. I
was also thinking of Mikey Madison as as Julie. Yeah,
been flopping the two. But I'm like, I'll go with
Sidney Sweeney let a ride.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah, I mean it's cell when she's wearing uh, just
like the white the white shirt. And I still know
is that where you were imaging like who is when
you're out in the rain out there? Who's the white shirt?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
And uh and the tanning bed scene and I still yeah, yeah,
that's the only reason that's what I that's true.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
I know I was thinking, I still know truly, Okay,
So I for Julie, I wanted to pick somebody who
I really want to go to horror and stay in horror.
I kind of want to, like a General Ortega, for example.
I want to get in the genre, stay in the genre,
be the best in the genre, super likable person, still

(40:12):
a good looking person. I picked peyton List, And when
you said peyton List earlier, I was like, oh shit,
that means he's gonna have Peyton on here somewhere. I
thought about Peyton Lists. She was she was in the
running for actually most of the female characters here except
for Julie's mom. But I mean no, I thought about her.
But but yeah, I think she'd be in all right.
Julie Peyton is so likable well the fact, like especially

(40:35):
in like School Spirits, which is like what I've mostly
watched her, and I haven't seen her in Cobra Kai.
But she's a bitch in Cobra Kai. But like she
made me cry.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
But I think she can be a little bubbly and
then after the accident, you know, it's it's traumatizing, and
we get that with Julie, she can kind of just
lock in and just be that just so reserved and
together and yell at Ray.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yeah there is no you and me. I hate a line,
Yeah there is no you and me. I don't I
don't like the line either of where she's like, I
don't blame you for what happened, but I don't want
to know you either, Like what do you shut up? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Now peytonless, That is a that is a good pick.
That was definitely on my draft board.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah. I like her a lot. I think she would
do great in the genre. I think she would someone
make it happen. Okay, School Spirits isn't enough. Someone get
her in something. That's why we need to do the
who done it? We've been talking about and then we'll
cast Peyton.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Oh okay, yeah, I'll just text her. She can't be
that expensive, right, I don't know, man, I don't know
how over kai money. The Netflix effect. You're on a
Netflix show, you automatically bump up your percentage by like forty.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
In School Spirits the other day or in the last episode.
This isn't really so much a spoiler. I'm not gonna
ruin it for you. But you know, Milo Milo Manheim
plays Ryan Baker and Thanksgivings in School Spirits, He's got
a scene where he gets naked, okay, and we cut

(42:22):
away from that scene, and when we come back to it,
it is just a shot of him fully fucking naked
his whole ass. I was like, oh, did not expect that.
In School Spirits. All of a sudden, I'm looking at
Milo's ass. I feel like there was a joke on
set where Milo was just like, yeah, I'll do it,

(42:42):
Like I don't care, I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
I can't wait to watch, I can't wait to see it. So, actually,
Peyton list coming out or came out in twenty twenty four. Well,
there's a girl Haunts Boy, which is a romantic fantasy
film that she which I'm in for it. But she
was also in The Inheritance twenty twenty four, which is

(43:06):
not the same as Inheritance from twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Oh yeah, I see the Inheritance. Yeah, does not have
good reviews.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Has Rachel Nichols in it?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Ya? This is definitely actual horror.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
So yeah? Was it in Netflix? Originally intended for release
on Netflix, they announced it would no longer be distributing.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
It's on Hulu now, yeah, well, I.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Guess I'll watch it thirty eight percent. So it was
supposed to be on Netflix and a drop distribution. Netflix
dropped it. Yees, So it was that bad, I guess.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
So if Netflix turns on your movie, it's gotta be
pretty bad. Since when did they have standards?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Beats me? You said Hulu it's on. Yeah, I'll have
to watch it, just you know, Peytonless the poster, the
posters enough to draw me in, did you?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Yeah, yeah, I'm in for it. Also, Rachel Nichols goaded.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Go watch Cobra Ka. I really want to see her show.
Now that it's over, I might as well watch all
Are you a big Man?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Sure? As to be right in the fields, Peytonless was
also in Hubie Halloween.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Who's she playing that?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
I don't know. I'm just looking at at this point Wikipedia,
I'm looking at.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Why don't I remember that she she's Peggy?

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Peggy?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
The fuck is Peggy.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
A haunted house owner trying to raise money for her school?
I haven't seen Hubi Halloween.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
That so I struggle with, like Adam Sandler's over the
top dumb characters. I couldn't get into. No, no, that,
like I that's that's the right about where my line
is because I love the water boy, but like when
he's full on talking, like complete nonsense, like Little Nikky's okay, but.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
I love Little Nikki.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Yeah, what's it? What is a good example of what
I'm trying to say. That's a good example of a
Adam Sandler full on stupid character. Why I wasn't what's
the What's what's the what's the kick one? What's what's
the one where he kicks people in the face. It's

(45:31):
when I keep want to say natchal libra and that's
obviously not it.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
I'm not sure on that one.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Oh my god, everyone is just yelling at me right now.
I can feel it through their phones. That they're listening
to this podcast on I can feel them yelling at Oh,
I could just type in Adam Sandler and find it
because it's it's one of his very popular films. Uh nope, no, no, no,

(45:58):
you think you think Happy Give More two was gonna
be good?

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Probably not. I hope so, but probably.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Not Sohan Jesus Christ, you know, mess with his own
That was what I was struggling with. Yeah, now that
I'm looking here, I feel like I thought he had
more dumb characters, but I guess Little Nikki is kind
of a good example too. Yeah, when he goes full stupid.

(46:25):
I struggle with this. So I see seeing the the
previews for Hube Halloween, I was like, this isn't this
isn't gonna work, Like I can't. I'm never gonna be
able to get through this. And then I finally committed
to it one day and I loved it. Oh, because
it's not like he is a stupid character, like he's
meant to be like over the top, but it is
like a really heartfelt movie. Actually, I was surprised.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Oh, Cameron Boyce was supposed to be in it before
he died.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Oh, yeah, have you seen Murder Mystery. No, I've seen
like ten times.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
What about my Mystery too.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
I've seen that as well. I haven't seen those any
who done it. There are not many who done it
in this world that I haven't seen.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
I'm sure I'll watch it someday, same with you know
everything else that I plan to watch.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
But have you seen Leo?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
No? I is that the one with the the chameleon
or whatever?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah, no, Mike que is four hundred and eighty one films.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Good luck with that.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
That's my cue. Now that does include movies that aren't
out yet. That includes like movies that come out this year,
next year.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Yeah. But yeah, did you watch Hustle. That's a movie
it's like made for you.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Hustle.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Yeah, it came out and I think it was Oscar
nominated Hustle twenty twenty two. Yeah, he's a he's a
sports agent.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
No, but I but, uh, everyone's told me to watch
that movie.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, that's that is a movie that you would enjoy.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, yeah, probably would. It came out on my birthday
in twenty twenty two, so it literally was made for me.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
It was literally made for you. You missed the opportunity.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah, I gotta watch that one. And then there was
the other one. Didn't he do one like Air.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Air Air? Was that?

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Anne Sandler? No, that's Ben Affleck, Oh, Ben Affleck. Jack
came in, Jason Bateman, Marlon Wayne twenty three? Oh really,
I feel like it just recently directed by Ben Affleck. Yeah,
I forgot Marlon Wayne's wasn't it? Yep, that's about Michael Jordan. Yeah,
Air Jordan.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
So wasn't that? Uh? Oh no, it wasn't. It wasn't
Who what's that one show? I think it's a show
that is about us. It about Magic Johnson.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
I think the Lakers Showtime?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Oh, I think so? Yeah, because I he he turned
down a deal with it was I saw a clip
of the.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Shoe deal he made Winning Time, The Rise of the
Lakers Dynasty.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
I don't know what the hell I saw. I don't know.
I'm out of the loop there.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
There was quite a few basketball related movies from like
twenty twenty one to twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
I'm not a big basketball guy.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
I love basketball, but I haven't watched in so long.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
I'm trying too busy.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
He need to get back into it.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
I had a coach really ruined that sport for me
when I was in middle school. He I think I
would have been in it. Don't have been seventh grade,
which is funny because my wife has the same coach
at the same coach in high school and loves that coach.
That coach was at my wedding and he ruined a sport.
I don't hate him, but he should have. Guy his

(49:48):
ass kicked that day we were at practice and I
think I missed a fucking layup or something like something
a seventh grade or miss lab. He chucked a basketball
into my stomach, Like is he could chuck the basketball
my stomach and I would like Ever since then, I
was like that, I don't like this sport nearly enough
to deal with your shit.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
So I like basketball.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Yeah, I quit. I played eighth grade because we had
a really cool coach then, and then I quit. I didn't.
Then I came. I started playing again halfway through freshman year,
and then after that season I quit again. Then I
started swimming, the true sport, everyone's sport. I used it

(50:33):
exclusively to stay in shape for football. It was just
it was something to do well.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
I need something to fill the void now before the
NFL comes back. But I mean, like the combines this weekend.
I'm recording that. I gotta watch that.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
I'd tell you what, if I could go back to
high school, like where I'm stuck. If I can go
back to high school, I'd wrestle. I would wrestle in
the winter. What a miss opportunity. I think I always
avoid wrestling. This is a way deep cut because now
only me and you'd understand this. Uh. But we had

(51:06):
someone that was like my size, mister Ross sealby shout out. Uh.
He was so good that I knew like I was
never going to compete with him. He had a twelve
year advantage on me. So I was like, if I wrestle,
he's gonna be the guy. Why am I wasting my
time even trying? But I think he ended up wrestling

(51:28):
two oh five senior. No, he didn't know. He wrestled eavyweight.
See is that it wouldn't have worked. It wouldn't work.
I would have just wasting my time. If you're not
gonna be the best, why even try.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
That's why I don't do anything. That's why I don't
do anything.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Yeah, So now I my lack of wrestling, we can
just blame Ross. He manages as a gym up in Madison. Now,
so if you're in the area, let him know that's
he ruined my career. Let's go there. It's a great guy.
Don't actually just nor what I said. He's a great guy.
The only family is.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Yeah, yeah, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta watch more movies,
gotta watch more movies.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
And need to stop watching bad movies. Whoa, whoa whoaa
of watch what do you would pick?

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Her?

Speaker 1 (52:14):
Two? Now?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Fuck?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Yeah, I mean you should watch Backwoods That that was
that of the Ryan Merriman movie. You know what's crazy
about it? Though? You know who's stars in it? Haley Duff?
Can I see that the poster's ass? It's one of
the worst posters.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Poster is scary? Is this the duck Dynasty poster?

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Really? Yeah, it's a horrible poster. I don't know why,
but they just said they had a plaster Haley Duff
right there, like yes, it's her.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
It's got an eighteen percent audience score on ron Tomatoes
and no Tomato meter. It's pretty bad, no no critic reviews,
and it came out in two thousand and eight, but
it's says release date twenty fifteen.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Oh, I don't know the story behind that.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Did it Actually not on Spike TV. It premiered on
two thousand and eight on Spike TV.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
That's Wild DVD two.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Thousand and nine, and that also came out on June eighth,
two thousand and eight. It's made for me.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
It's you were twelve, I or no, you were eleven.
You're a young man. Forgot sure.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
I was eleven, just starting to figure out the chemical
imbalances in my brain. I guess, yeah, I'll watch it someday.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
It's but you know, oh, this is why I meant
to bring this movie up earlier. Maybe I should bring
it up on slash cast, said the Robert Robert Houston this. Oh,
and he is hands like to a fucking tea. He's
the same character there. I'm convinced. Wes watch Backwoods and said,

(54:01):
that's our guy. That's the character, the same, the same grunts,
the same. He doesn't talk, he's you know, he's still
fucking you know, he's still a massive guy. Obviously, it's still.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
But yeah, he yeah, interesting, very interesting.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
There's also an incident at the end of the movie
A little bit of spoiler here, but that involves a car,
and I like to think that maybe that car accident
that happened, accident that that happened. Maybe that's what God
is interesting. Cars begin with thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
So there's lore.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
And that's why I started raising. That's actually him in
the poster, I think holding Haley Duff, I think that's him.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
See, I only know Rob Muke's from Weeds.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Mhmm, yeah, we never watched that show.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
It's pretty bad. H it's bad, but I love it.
Kevin Nealon's in it. Mary Louise Parker.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
I think I can find a an original post original
Poe poster. He would probably get a huge kick out
of that poster being put under his table, like there's.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
No He would be like, I have never seen one
of these, let alone side one.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Yeah. It is uh not exactly the most popular movie
in the world, But when I was doing my Ryan
Merriman research, I had to make sure that I got
it in there.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Are uh are we calling this? Uh are our anniversary form?

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Make care of account?

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Yeah, it's it's Monday the third. I guess not even
what what anniversary is it? Where we at would have been?
What twenty two one, twenty nineteen. I don't e eighteen
man to make every No it had been it would
have been like eighteen or nineteen nineteen eighteen eighteen committed

(56:09):
episode one. What do we got? Did that? Did not
help me?

Speaker 1 (56:14):
So how did they get? They got Haley Duff, Ryan Merriman,
Robert Mukes, you got all these people, and then it
just doesn't come out. It just goes right to Spike TV.
That's Hailey Duff doing these days.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
That's a shame.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
I'm really surprised. I can't. I can't figure it out.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Wouldn't make everything came out? Yeah, fine, I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Like I looked up episode one and.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
I'll do it. Just calm down.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
I can't like sort. I can't sort by oldest. I'm trying.
I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Calm down. It's like we have that many episodes.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
H is this make every death count? Super Bowl Parties
with Larry's Erner. That was an episode in twenty nineteen.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
That was a video. Yeah, yeah, that's a that's because
we were going to make it make every count like
a separate series on the YouTube channel. That was those
types of stories. And you know that died, don't I
have the answer for you? Episode one, Episode one and
make every death count. Blumhouse interested in Scream secret project

(57:44):
of ours revealed.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
What what?

Speaker 1 (57:48):
I don't remember what year? That was March third, twenty nineteen.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
March third, twenty nineteen, eh.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
So six years this was? Why would Why did this
start as horror news? I actually kind of remember that
because it wasn't supposed to be that, but we wanted
to talk about this stuff because then episode two is
a child's played test screening reactions and then a horror
marked madness bracket revealed are you doing that at this?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (58:20):
No? And then episode three, I think this is still
our most downloaded episode is the original Scream two script.
We'll read through.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
That was Was that just me and you?

Speaker 1 (58:34):
No? Maybe?

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Did I literally play all the characters?

Speaker 1 (58:42):
I don't know. Why isn't wasn't Bailey in it? Am
I crazy? I think Bailey's in it?

Speaker 2 (58:51):
I don't remember?

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Maybe did Fountain Footage ruin Horror was an episode we did? Uh?
Here here's probably the best episode of all time? Uh oh,
I scrolled past it? Or to go? Did the RMS
Titanic really sink?

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Cs? I?

Speaker 1 (59:09):
No? I remember recording that episode good times, So that's
just cherishing uh memories so that makes this year is
the six year anniversary, and make every the count. We've
only done like one hundred and forty episodes. Yep, gow
we suck. We done pretty good lately. I've been on track.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
We're trying. I mean, yeah, life's been weird the last
I mean, take take COVID out of the equation. Life's
still just been weird. Yeah, he's last six ten years.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
So with all this stuff going on with the I
R S and doge, if you will, uh, do I
have to pay taxes this year? Or guys? Blow that off.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
So one of my coworkers at the gas station did
his taxes drunk and he woke up the next day
and he got an email saying they were already approved.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
So well, that's the thing about taxes, Uh, they do.
They are approved. They accept them the same day, whether
they are correct or they Yeah, they will not be
not audited, but they won't won't be reviewed until a
year later, probably till the next tax season, and then

(01:00:29):
you open the door to beyond it, and then you
get audited. Yeah but if if you're if it was
one of your coworkers, dude, it is so easy to
file taxes if you just got to a W two.
That's like you literally, yeah, like you're done. It takes
five I have.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
So many documents.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Man, that's about anybody that bitches about doing taxes when
all you're doing is putting in a W two. Stop it,
okay because one you're gonna get a refund and it
takes two seconds. Me I have to I have to
uh write off like so much shit, and they like,
do you I don't know. So if you're a contractor

(01:01:06):
and you use like TurboTax, you import your bank account
and then it it does a decent job of separating things.
But now you got to go through still no matter what,
and go through every single purchase and make sure it's
actually like a business purchase. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
We have a family friend who runs a tax company,
so she does them for us, but she still needs
all this shit. She's like, get me this this form
that you have and I'm like, okay, it's for twenty cents.
Here you go like really we need this right. She's
very thorough. She also gives advice. She's like, you you

(01:01:48):
could write this off. Just make sure you have an
explanation in case you get audited.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
I have an explanation. For everything. I just I just lie.
Who were you who were the to question it? Right?
You know what I mean? Okay, I bought a video
game and I write it off. I've streamed that video game.
Who are you to say that I'm not working? Who
are you to say that's not a business expense?

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
But also we're not making nearly enough money to oh
you can be considered.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
I'm in the red, Still in the red. Brother.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
No, No, even if you're even if you're making low
six figures, you're not getting added at anytime soon.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Honestly you could. Probably you're pushing up to like seven
figures before they really start to yep, to get on you.
But I mean, unless you like, just right up everything
but right, But yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Got a I mean, I can write off my mileage
for my car, and sometimes I might say my phone
automatically tracks it. Right, So if we go down to
Kentucky in not my car, I'm still saying that those
miles that my phone took were my car and write
those off as business miles for legal reasons. That is

(01:02:58):
one hundred percent not real. That is a scenario.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Is that is a That's.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Something I've thought about but would never do.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Because that's illegal.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
In game.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Of all the yeah, of all the things for the
government to worry about.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Right now, we know the I R S we have.
The whole office is watching this podcast right now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
You never know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
It's our anniversary.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
It's special. Sure, yeah, but we've done yeappen.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
I don't know, we've been yeah before before we did
our recasting and after we did our recasting. Do we
spend more time before and more time after than the
actual recast?

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Maybe not more time after, maybe more time before.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
We can keep talking.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Then we still got to record the summon. We gotta
basically have these same types of conversations in the summer.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
That's true, very true.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Fine, Okay, well, I guess that's gonna wrap this episode.
To make every account. If you have a unch review
every listening, please do. We had a one star review
for a while that would It was funny because it
was a one star review and it was a positive review,
but they left one star. I'm like that that randomly
went away recently and you know what, thank you? That
was probably Apple. I was like, that's weird, which I

(01:04:14):
don't know why they would do that, But so if yeah,
five five star reviews make a big difference Spotify and
Apple Music. That's how their algorithm works. So if you
just want to drop cover reviews, you write a little something.
If you like us yapping like it's yamping, you might
hate this, well, I don't know why you keep listening
it if this is not your thing, because this is
literally the show. This is what we did. Okay, that's it. Thanks,

(01:04:40):
all right with that, as I always, thank you so much.
You're listening, and we'll talk to you next time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
You rise from the movie screen from their harror screen
Hall

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Of Fame for Phyllis, Watch the Goode the Slusher has
no doubt Bill go aout to make every death count
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