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So was the Five Nights at Freddy'smovie what you were anticipating? Yeah?
Interesting, I like it. Ijust I didn't have very high expectations,
just because mostly the Blumhouse, likea lot of Blumhouse horror movies are are
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quite ship. There's a really lowbudget yeah really really not very good.
Not only that, but I feltlike because there had been so many other
like five Nights at Freddy's type typeof movies in that time it took for
them to make the actual movie alreadyin like a cinema format, it was
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like tired, like the the Nicholas, the Nicholas Cage one. Yeah,
like there's there's for me. Itwas like, it's also been eight years,
there's been so much time for peopleto speculate about what a five Nights
at Freddy's movie could or should be. That for Bloodplies to come along and
make this kind of like low budgetone is like, well, I could
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think of a cooler version of this, you know, like this could have
been cool. But you know whatthough you say that, but there were
like so many scripts that were writtenfor Five Nights at Freddy's movies that were
just rejected. And then I thoughtabout those the other day, and they
were horrible. I remember how likeit would be like, oh, a
kid finds an old Freddy's like animatronicat a pawn shop and takes it home,
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nothing to do with the actual likepizzeria. One of them was.
I think, yeah, I thinkthis was the best case scenario, Like
this being the best case scenario wegot, and getting some of the corny
ass dumb like shit like the animatronicsbuilding forts and shit and playing weird music,
I would say that this would bethe best case scenario just forever.
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This movie. Yeah, this moviecould have been cooler, but I know,
realistically that was never gonna happen becauseit's still got to cater towards little
babies, That's what I'm saying.So this what we got, Like we
still got to see someone get eatenin half. Yeah, that was well,
that was kind. But I don'teven I don't even think the person
who got eaten have deserved it,like the most. It was the most
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gruesome part of the entire movie,and it was given to a character who
was like had a lot of sympathy. Okay, but at the same time,
this character had a lot of sympathyfor what was going on for Mike
but did nothing about it. Yeah, but compared it's it's she was,
yeah, compared to everyone else,she was like she felt bad. So
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immediately you're kind of like, oh, okay, I I kind of feel
for you. And then she's justgiven the most gruesome death. The fact
that she has remorse for the situationbut still continuously fox this guy like that
is that is evil. But I'malso thinking about the fact that, like
when you're making a because it's PGthirteen, right, Yeah, the fact
that you're making a PG. Thirteenmovie means you have to plan for the
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moment. You're a horror movie,so you got a plan for your gorious
moment, you know what I mean? Like, have you seen Birds of
Prey? No, So I'm HarleyQuinn. Yeah, yeah, the Harle
Quinn. I'm so, I'm justgonna say it. Everything about the movie
is completely like fine for like asuperhero movie, and then by the end,
the main antagonist like has a grenadeshoved shoved in his mouth, he
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shoved off a pier and he justexplodes, like it explodes, like the
most visceral like depiction of a manjust exploding from the inside and it's so
jarring. It was the same amountof jarring from her just getting bit in
half and just just he's like,oh my god, or everything else is
so team that even something like ina really gore horror movie that would not
be like anything. But because it'sin such a team like Five Nights that
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Freddy's silly like yeah, the ruckbuilding forts, So seeing them do something
like that meets it more impactful,I guess. But also I feel like
this is the movie where a lotof the fans didn't even want it to
be a straight up horror movie becausea lot of the Five Nights of Freddy's
fans, I feel like other peoplewho's like, oh my god, they're
building forts. That's so cute,Like I love this character, Like why
wouldn't they want to see them?Like that's the whole Because of it,
I think a lot of fans arejust fans of the characters, the lords
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of the horror. Yeah, nothorror anymore, not even a little bit.
We need like like horny Freddy Mattpat version, like like that version
of game theory, but just forthe fans to like Scott already made that
for the movie. What he madelike a I think I was telling you
briefly he made like a joke gameon like fucking game jolt or something.
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You threw it up there for acouple of days where the movie came like
and it was like Rule thirty fourjokes and like a giant overly cyclized cheka,
are you Scott Freddy's walking around inunderwear like Scott did it? Yeah,
this is what the game looks likewise, like this is what he
draws, like whoa. And alot of fans were like, wow,
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Scott, you know kids are fansof this series, and it's like,
oh shut, kids are getting murderedthe games. The games rated, m
I'm sure they would get rated.They came out in the Switch recently and
like PS five and stuff, soI'm sure it had to have had her
an age rating. How many youplayed that? Almost? Which? How
would you play that with the remoteyour press buttons to go to the cameras.
It's so feels like a baby.Yeah. The screen looks really ugly
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because it's got like the fucking buttonprompts all over the screen and it's just
like it it's like the iPhone version. Yeah, it looks like the iPhone
version. Yeah, it's like,also, why would you want to play
five Nights at Freddy's Witch like gas. I guess there's an argument to be
made that it's always been a seriesthat was fine for children to consume because
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because of how it like artistically.It's all about how you like artistically depict
something. It's it's like the logicof what is it. I don't know,
I don't remember where, but youcan't show like blood, like excessive
blood. So if you just changethe color of it, you get a
combat they like Yeah, yeah,like a totally different color. The Hedgehog
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too, or the game was ableto go down a whole reading because they
changed the blood from red to green, simple as that. That's ridiculous.
It is weird everyone's dying of It'sall about intensity. Yeah, it's like
whether or not a scene is toointense, Like you can have like blood
in something, but as long asit isn't too intense and the way it's
being shown, I think you canget away with it in some cases.
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But the fanaff movie is just likeit doesn't even attempt to be scary.
It's so like who is the mostfuckable one of them all? Which one
Adrian Foxy, Thank you dude,Adrian. There are kids in those things,
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joshut youer son. So he washe was really I either see people
say they loved him or they youknow, you know what's funny. I
can see the love. I couldbecause there, Yes, there is like
a group of girls who love adepressed motherfucker. I am one of them,
depressed and like emotionally unavailable, justlike Deadpan. There are girls that
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are like mm, they're eating that. I was so boring, dude,
he was. He felt like hewas gonna go down a typical like that
typical character route where it's like bythe end they really care, you know
what I mean. And I rememberthe moment where the aunt was being like
a super big bitch. I waslike, this is it. This is
the moment where he's like stop talkingabout he are you fuck her or something?
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And he was just like yeah,he claps back, but instead he
was just like okay, and thenhe walked out the door after her like
bitch speech. It was like yeah, and then she just got something yeah,
yeah that's right. She does getkilled by like golden Yeah, this
kind of thing where it's like youcan't want me to take it seriously,
but then also imply that Freddy justtook a taxi to their high Yes,
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that is the most annoying shit ever, When the fuck Freddy go out,
I don't think because that was GoldenFreddy, But when the fuck is Golden
Freddy go out and do shit?I would like in the lore, I
don't know, I guess the fourthGame, but like, that's the thing
about the movie is it's making likeit's making some new stuff up though true,
so the idea of Golden Freddy justgoing around and it's not I don't
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know, it's not. There aremore insane things to not believe. That's
fair. But to me it's alsolike, Okay, you do not expect
me to like take any of thisseriously or not that not that I have
to, but I would have likeda Finafe movie that genuinely tried to scariously.
Yeah, And it's it's like,it's not me getting annoyed at the
movie. It's more so just mebeing like, damn, we could have
that was an opportunity missed. Yeah, But overall I liked the movie,
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But that's just because I'm a FINANFFEfan. I think as a movie movie
on its own. If I tunedlike the Finaffe stuff, it's it's lowing
movie. It's low. It's notlike, it's not like a movie.
I would necessarily recommend genuinely. No, if you like it's like do you
know about faff? Yeah, haveyou've seen the movie? Now? Put
the movie on? Yeah you know, yeah. I would not recommend going
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to the theater though. Okay,so this morning Mark and I were on
we were on TikTok on our TV, right, and we're just kind of
screw screwing around, and we seea video of like these Finaffe fans at
the movies, like freaking out andthrowing popcorn of being crazy, right,
and Mark's like, Wow, wewere really lucky that that wasn't our audience.
Our audience was just like clapping andstuff. But you could tell it
was genuine. It wasn't like ironic, Yeah, yeah, laughing at the
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movie. I didn't feel like everyonewas on the same respectable pansa. It
was everyone was on the same pageof like, this is a dumb movie.
Let's kind of laugh at it.But yeah, you could tell it
was laughing at it, but notreally because it's like, fuck this movie.
What is more so just like hah, this is so silly, like
this is dumb wild to me thatyou would say that we're lucky because then
he started we started going down likethis rabbit hole of all these videos of
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people freaking out at the Finaffe moviein the theater, like either throwing popcorn
or making viral videos about it orgetting in fist fight, which if you
doing that, you're an asshole thetheater. You wouldn't do that for any
other movies. I get, it'slike silly. It's funny to like see
William augh and then throw your popcornin the air, but like, unless
you were going afterwards and cleaning itup, you're a brick. Oh my
god, go fuck yourself. Williamoften don't get me started on the spring
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Trap. Yeah, god, hewas so fine, dude when he came
out with a knife, Oh mygod, really really, yes, the
best part of the movie. Dude. I just wish he could have been
the best. He should have been. It's William. He is like the
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first human character you think about whenyou think of you think of William.
I think he was like really cool. I just wish they did more.
I wasn't around if the movie juststarted showing him actually like kidnapping a kid
and then it's like implied it throughsome visuals that he's stuffing them inside the
suit like that. That's that wouldhave set him up as the threat.
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That would have like made sense Ladrovinto keep mentioning the Yellow Rabbit, and
then it wouldn't made sense at theend him coming back to the pizzeria to
do that. But no, it'sjust like you see him at the start,
not as William Afton, and thenhe just comes up to the end
as William Apton. That's like therewas a very big gap without him,
and I get that wanted to belike a mystery of like it was the
guy from the start of the movie, but it's like he I want to
see more of it. I wantto see he doesn't have any motivation other
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than his daughter at one point beinglike he's insane, he's crazy, he's
cuckoo, like I wish I wanther to death, and the books go
way into Vanessa, right, yeah, Vanessa, she wanted Josh Husherson bro
it was nothing crazy literally literally whenyeah, when she's yeah, she's showing
all like the animatronics move and thenreal quick, she's like, you want
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to dance? I was like damn, and Josh is like, dude,
that's weird. Oh you're kind ofyou you want to do that with me?
Discussed she's like a beautiful woman.She's like, she's like the prototypical
fucking woman, like grabs her bythe face and move. He's like,
yeah, Cosmo, like when likewhat I will? Her looking so conventionally
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attractive made it more unbelievable to buyher connection to William Afton though No,
I didn't think so. I wasjust kind of like, really, this
is what you're choosing to do ifyou're like I thought was Vanessa looked like
looked like the game that was likethe best looking like actor or actress for
the for the looked like her.So yeah. The books, William Aften
wants to take this group called Remnantout of kids and injected into his robots
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to try like experiment and figure outeternal life, which is what puts their
souls inside the robots. And Iget that that's too complicated, but I
feel like this movie had so manysimilarities to the books, like the whole
ending confrontation with William Afton that it'skind of like, I don't we don't
know when this movie what his motivationis and you can theorize by it like
what it is all you want,but it should have been in the movie,
you say, the if you're gonnatake a five nights at Freddy's movie,
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you cannot just rely on people todo their homework to know the games.
You are to have context like andin this movie they did not touch
on any of that. It tooksome things from Silver Eyes and used it
for this movie. And obviously,as Adrianne said, this is a thing
where you are going to be takingYou're gonna be taking your own liberties and
making something new. But at thatpoint you need to thoroughly explain why this
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world is set up and how it'sdifferent, like what his motivation doing any
of this? Does Henry exist inthis world like the other guy, the
other Asperence. I feel like maybeif in the future he is a part
of this universe, that should havebeen something you established why in this movie.
And he just feels like a reallack of a lack of willingness to
really go out there world building.Lack of world building it felt so self
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continued. Yeah, and I feellike it's just because it's a low budget
blumheist movie and Gson Blum is aguy who doesn't really like to take risks
all that often, so he's justkind of like, don't get too out
there with what They just make hima killer. That's what it was.
It was too safe. Yeah,Yeah, and I feel like the fact
that it's safeness being its best casescenario is like unfortunate. Yeah. I
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really feel like because they're already startingto write oh really, Yeah, so
I feel like the fact that healready had multiple movies planned out, he
could have made like a narrative tospan multiple Yeah. I feel like one
of the most unique things about fanafis the lore is like the super deep
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lore that's been like built over solong, so like incorporate that in the
movie. So it's like a wholeother way to consume that. But it
was too much like, Okay,we can't make it too white there.
It still has to appeal to generalthe general audiences, but it could have
appealed but like a general audience wouldbe considered like you don't know anything about
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but that's what I'm saying. Theywould not. They'd be like, but
if they gave them the information anddid it in a good way, like
okay, good example, avatar,general audiences ate that ship up, And
would you have ever thought that bluepeople, blue cat people would be like
what everybody fucking like they killed themselvesover Yeah, yeah, no, it's
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if you had created a good worldand you had given them the context that
they needed, it could have beenbetter, you know what I mean,
Like if more thought was put intoit. Yeah, you brought up a
very good comparison. This morning,we were talking about this where it was
like if they had John favrote itlike Iron Man or like, yes,
they had actually sat down in thoughtthrough what would it's gonna play? Because
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they they're already making more movies,so they knew we were going to create
more faff movies, So go aheadand plan a whole narrative with all those
movies. That's fucking we're missing that, Yeah, you know what I mean,
Like, that's the that's the shorewe're missing right now? Is another
another thing to like follow along with. I feel like it could be fun
and it feels like they were tryingto do that at parts, but it
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comes off like the movie you're watchingis a movie that was completely stripped of
all the extra stuff, and itwas like a two hour movie that was
forced to be an hour and ahalf, a bare bones finaf movie.
Yeah, it just feels so bythe books. And it didn't surprise me,
you know, it surprised me whenthe animatronics started being nice and acting
like kids and building for lab.I turned around to Veronica and was like,
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is this really happening? Like thatmeans so this like defeatist? Look
like I can't believe that, likewatching who did so? Like what is
god? This is the complete oppositedirection I wanted to do. You want
to know what's weird? He likedthem being lifeless. Somebody somebody leaked that
fort building scene. Yes, andI saw that. I saw that early
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before we watched the movie. ButI thought it was just like a fan
render. I thought it was afake fan render, like, well,
I'll walk out of you know that, me and I walk out of the
theater watching this. But it wasliterally that. And it was like when
they started building for it and Ithought it was fake and when so when
it was in the movie, Iwas shocked. That's why when I looked
at you. I was like,what the fuck that was real? Like
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that just feels like you want ittoo hard to make it. Like,
no, they're kids. They're cute, like they're innocent like souls, which
I get is the theme of thegame, but I felt like more of
it. I feel like because Vanessaalready came in and kind of give Mike
the rundown of what's going on,it removes that mystery at the start where
MIC's like, what the fuck isthis? Like why are these things moving?
And they're coming after me? Butthey don't really come after him until
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he like goes against them, likethey're friendly with him for a while,
which when he goes against his sister, they want they want his sister.
They want his sister, but theywant his sister, and but they're not
murderers, but they want his sister, like like they're innocent kids, but
they want to kill. Yeah,yeah, you know what I mean.
They don't explain the intention. Yeah, I just wish it was more of
like a two thirds of the movie. They were kind of like you didn't
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know what the fuck was going onwith them. So the twist could be
that the kids are like in theRobots. But because Vanessa comes into it
for reasons that the movie like endswith that explains it. But because she
already knows what's going on and isable to fill it in with Mike,
and Abby already knows it apparently too, it's just kind of like children,
what the fuck's the mystery here?Like there's no tension because he already knows
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exactly what's going on. He's justworking this place and it feels so casual.
Now imagine if that was revealed tohim by William Afton at the end,
like no, like as he's likekind of being skeptical of who is
the owner? Who's the owner?Then he finds out it's William Afton.
It's like a whole like breakdown scene. Yes, and then he finds out
he killed his brother, like andhe goes, you know, and then
it's the big face off between himand spring Track at night. Sorry,
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I was just gonna say, Ido think there would be way more attention
without Vanessa, Yeah, because it'slike you have a partner, not and
it's just like she who knows everything, knows everything. If it was like
did she add yeah, nothing,if it was like a mystery he was
unraveling Rebby, like it's more quietand more tension building, and he's like
doing a night and he looks inthe camera and he thinks he'ses like a
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gold rabbit and like in the cornerand he thinks he's going delirious. He's
like a walk I mean maybe likehe's doing research on the polace, like
in between nights, and he's likelooking in it's like a five missing kids
the newspaper at the time, andand then he's like wait, what the
fuck? He goes further, hegoes further back when the police opening,
it's the photo of William opening it. It's like the White Rabbit or the
Light of eighty seven. Yeah,oh my, I will say that.
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Okay, speaking of the body,the intro the intro shows are really cool,
like what was it eight bit orsixteen bit? Like yeah, pixelar
of like the Bite of eighty sevenhappening and William Aften like slowly stealing the
children. I thought that was apretty good like way of like setting context
up, but in a vague way. I don't I don't know if I
would have done that if I weremaking the week. I don't think i'd
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have like a whole like credit opening. I like, I'd like credits.
I like them too, but Ifeel like with an ideal adaptation of something
like Finance at Freddy's, it shouldreally play into the creepiness. Would be
like the coolest part. So likeskip the or do it a different way.
But I would say skip that typeof opening and really just get into
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it because you have you have somuch to talk about, you know what
I mean. Like with the Lore, there's a lot to go over.
What if they did the same opening, but they did it like the Minigames
Infinite where it's just kind of quietand they have the subtle like you know
what I mean, and it's likeno music, Yes, that would that
would be cool. I think itmight just be the music, like it's
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like yeah, it's like, okay, we're watching five Nights. But yeah,
I just wish there was more mystery. If it was unraveling and mystery,
it would have been a million timescooler. But Bana fans just want
to see the animatronics being cute andfucking around and like a but also the
dream theory portion of the movie,I feel like they they really heavily focused
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on in the beginning, and itreally went nowhere where it's like kind of
forgot about that. Yeah, Iforgot it was a very important thing in
the beginning, and it's a wholething between him and Vanessa. And that's
why they connect is because him explainingwhy he's doing dream theories. But then
it just drops off, don't doit. It leads into him being like
abby keeping friends with the animatronics andmaybe asked them if they know the guy
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who got my brother, and it'slike that's that's where the Five Nights that
Freddy's movie is going with the robots. Why wouldn't he hang out with the
robots because he said they didn't likehim, But why wouldn't he try to
hang out with them so they wouldlike him. It feels like the movie
tries to go in like five differentdirections. Commit because that could have been
a movie where he's like awkwardly beinglike trying to communicate with these like husks
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of like like dead kids. Yeah, and he's like struggling with it and
like he like that could be likea more wholesome movie. And the breakthrough
moment where he like the robots finallytrust him is when those people sneak into
the Fanaffe place and try to tearit all up and then the robots kill
them to save him or whatever,you know, some some dumb thing like
that would Yeah, it would havebeen better than making forts and just like
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just doing a bunch of random stuffand just ending just having William Afton come
in during one of the conflicts,just like scenes put together. Yeah,
there's not like a clear go throughof them. Another thing too, is
Freddy isn't like a main villain inthis. He's like the first to get
taken out. Yeah, he does. He puts the water and then give
it a weapon that one shot.Yeah. And Fox Fox he's the main
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antagonist throughout the entirety of anything Fox. He's the one that puts him in
the scoopy. Foxy runs down thehall. Fox He's the one that takes
spring trap. I'm sure to Scottit was a thing where it's like,
oh, in the first five minutesof Freddy's game, Freddy's the one that
like almost never attacks you, sowe should have Bonnie and Chic. But
then I'm like this, if you'regoing to adapt all this other ship,
then fucking make you know it's true. It is called Five Nights at Freddy's,
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and he was the least important onethere when I liked the movie.
I liked the movie. Yeah itwas yeah, it's a bunch of but
it was okay. I don't know, it was just okay. It's what
it didn't do that bothers me somuch more. Are you a fan?
Yeah? You see the second one? I mean yeah, yeah, I'd
go see it. Why not?Am I a fan of I am?
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I am not like a big fan, but I remember being like around when
it started coming up because I waslike in that target demographic of like the
let's players playing it and stuff likethat. So I was into it and
like all of the teasers they woulddo for like the sequel games and whatnot
on the website, you'd refreshen allthat engagement with it was like super entertaining
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and really cool. Do you likemarket Player? I did like market Player?
I didn't. I didn't watch alot of market Player, but yeah,
So that's why there is a littlebit of like disappointment with the movie
because it's like, oh, youknow, it could have been you.
You. I've seen like fan projectsthat is like, this is a cool
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direction to take with this stuff.It's like we were watching the TikTok earlier.
We always watched You Were Gone,but it was like what I wanted
from the Finafe movie. And itwas like a scene of like a three
D model animation of spring Trap likeat the spring like like goes in his
neck and like all his blood likesplinters are like his chancers like fucking just
like like fucking screaming like like doyou know what the femur breaker is.
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No, it's like imagine just acrazy, like painful scream. It's just
like ooh with like the spring locksall going like it shows silhouette and showed.
Yeah. I think Matthew Lillard's likeperformance of the spring log was kind
of funny. It was awful.It was really my friend Allison was telling
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me shot at Dallason always. Shewas telling me that there's a separate cut
of that shot where he's like screamingviolently Matthew his voice during that scene and
really watching You're like you didn't screamat all. So there was clearly another
team. But that comes back toit. It was probably too intense.
It was probably too intense for kids. God, I hate kids. They
could have done it already cut,but then the director was like, no,
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this is the best version of themovie, and it's like, no,
fucking is I know it's not thebest version of the movie. Do
you just say? I will saythough, I am incredibly happy market Pler
was not in it me why marketPlier would completely suck me out of it
immediately? Why do you guard duringthe opening? Why do you think that
is? Because he's not It's likehe's a big goofy like goober man,
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like I just don't take him serious, can't take him seriously. No,
no, but Matt Pat played agoofy, dumb character like him. Yeah,
yeah, but he did kind ofplay like he is just map Pat,
but the map Pat waiter. Okay, you said Corey Kenchin. Corey
Kenchin was like the one guy YouTuberthey got to like scream in it,
and he does a horrible job.He just he goes like, oh my
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goodness, and it's like you're fuckingdoing a lexplay scream. It is a
pretty obvious, like you know thisguy is. The joke is that you
know this guy who this guy is, and he's freaking out, he's scared.
I'm surprised he was in it,and not Docco. He wasn't it
was. He got a little cameoin the background of one of the he
was but we don't even we don'teven see that at all. But even
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then, I think most of thethe YouTuber appearances are like in offensive.
Yeah, I just wish if you'regonna have the YouTuber there, don't make
him like do anything. Don't makethem back to the way they are not
capable of doing. Don't make CoreyKenshin give a genuine, like fury reaction.
That's the thing though, because CoreyKenchin was there, it makes me
feel like the whole reason why GoldenFreddy was even at the fucking house was
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for that scene. It was forthat gag. It could have been you
know what I mean. That's whythat's why it makes me more mad.
What what if they're talking at adiner and met Pet shows up. You
know that would have been fine,that that did happen in the movie.
I know that it would have beenfine, and it was fine. But
Corey Kenshin is because of where hispart in the movie is, and because
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of how ridiculous it is that thefact that like one of the animatronics are
at the house that already was kindof hard to believe and took me out
of it. But the fact thatit's in a taxis that warn't But that
wasn't a real animatronic dream Like,like, are you thinking that an animatronic
just like took a cap character justthe characters house. That's true. So
it's like, why, but Ipromise it was like a ghost, like
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it was a ghost Golden Freddy.No, it doesn't because it kills the
answer why he could see it?I don't know, it doesn't make sense.
Maybe maybe you could just see theghost. Everyone could see the ghost.
I just feel like it's just ayeah. It's like, why is
there all these comedy scenes in fiveminutes of fred and I wanted to see
the fucking the pizzeria up and running, And then we saw all these shots
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this like behind the scenes shot upand running and all the kids there and
this show Foxy there and fox he'slike his legs. It's like, oh,
we got to see it running.We get to see it actually in
its prime. Like they give usno real context to Freddy's other than like
the guy just giving exposition. Yeah, training videos all exposition the movie like
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like instead of us seeing William asa threat, it's just Vanessa being like
there's a yellow rabbit coming after youand you don't know when he's gonna show
up. He's crazy, he's mydad, look at this. But like
it's like show, don't tell,like ye visual medium. Vanessa did not
add anything. All she did wasjust tell Mike stuff that she was She
was withholding the whole time. Shemade it like like so the script rid
itself, you know, tell himat some point when Vanessa was going to
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advance the plot, not like figuringanything out. She doesn't like the definition
of a plot device. Yea.She literally just tell like she just talks
and then and then Josha Mike,Mike Schmidt, right, Mike Schmidt.
It's told this, and he's justlike you were gonna till me. And
then he's over it. And thenwe're moving on and it's like okay,
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and she's like crying. She's likelike I have never she is in love
with him like she is. Itwas a beautiful love story. She is
so in love with him. Theway she was acting it was so it
was comical. She's like, youbring any here again, I will shoot
Yeah, that part I remember.I remember like everyone next to me was
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like, Okay, oh my god, can we just talk about her death
or her so called death? Ohdude, because they got a whole knife,
like you could see the tip comingout of the end of her back.
He sticked it so far in andthen Josh is just like, we
need to get you to the hospital. And it was like, and also
how long it hanged on that shotof him stabbing her. Your mind,
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daughter, you're not gonna do thisthat she shoots them, so he stabs
her, but then as he stabsherre he kind of looks sad like,
but it's like, I don't knowyou too. I don't get she did
that with dead But all the fananfans are like, I was so heartbroken
at this scene. It's like,what, you don't know these characters.
Their relationship was never established and clearlylike this is another fucked up thing.
Fuck Vanessa, Vanessa knew he murderedkids. Vanessa helped corroborate this story with
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him. Vanessa shot or helped theother fucking security guards who had worked there,
like get scooped or get killed.She was fully fucking a part of
her the only reason why. Yes, the only reason why she was nice
to Mike Schmid was because you wantedto suck him. She's so hot,
though, she is so plain,she's so baddie. She wears that uniform.
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She's just so conventionally attractive. She'sso conventionally attractive that it's like nothing
bad will ever happen to you inthis universe. Well not only that,
not only that, but she's likean incredibly important character as well. How
is she important? Like like inThe Lord Yeah, William Afton's daughter,
right, So it's like that,immediately give it some weight to like,
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ooh, his daughter, she's important. I don't care. I just don't
know why in any world would WilliamAfton, who was able to like hold
a regular like job and have thiswhole ilias, why would he have a
daughter kill a bunch of kids andbe like, daughter, you're gonna help
me clean up all these murders.Yes, it makes Yeah, and you're
gonna become a police officer so youcan help me. In the books,
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I was telling you guys in TheSilver Eyes, Freddy's is like underneath like
an abandoned mall. And William Aftenis a security guard at the mall for
the night shift so he can monitorto make sure no people are sneaking into
the police to go to the pizzeriaand check and find the bodies. He
doesn't want people to find the bodies. That's his motivation. And I feel
like that's way cool than him beinglike, Okay, go go monitor Freddy's.
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And it's like, but that couldpeople will be like Moody, that
was his motivation, and it's like, but fucking tell me, we don't
know. Can you believe that whenwe were on the road trip with you,
they were they were filming. Yeah, yeah, wow, yeah,
wow, Holy moly, No,weird. That's fucking insane. I'm just
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I'm just I'm just the more Italk whenever I try to talk about it,
everything is just negative. But youlike it because you liked seeing your
favorite character. That's literally is Yeah. I was after we watched it.
I was just like we were walkinghome, we were just thinking while we
were walking and talking, I waslike, I'm over it, Like I'm
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good, I'm ready to see likethe next one and it'll be fun.
But it's just like there is aI'm not like excited, you know what
I mean, either, it's likeI wish I was I wish I could
come home from the five minutes ofFriday's movie and be like super interested,
wondering, wondering how the next movieis gonna play out. Yeah, I
just don't care because it's more justlike, well, it's gonna be dumb.
It doesn't, it doesn't, Itdoesn't care enough to take itself seriously.
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So I'm not invested. You know. Yeah, you're not taking yourself
seriously, so I'm not gonna takeyou seriously. But will Josh Hutchinson come
back? I think I think best, not best, but what would be
the smartest would be supporting role.Yeah, yeah, where it's like don't
worry before Yeah, I feel likehis story has kind of got like completed
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for the most part, like Abby'sfine, He's fine. That was all
that was truly important to him.So unless they make a new problem,
which they would have to introduce inthe movie with the legacy character like character
from prior movie, and I thinkfor what NAFF is to retain its like
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lower, they should like move onto different characters. I will say,
I'm just thinking no. Though henever really had a resolution to his plot,
though he needed a job. No, he didn't take care of his
kid. The movie ends of FreddyFaber's Yeah you're back to square one and
you're heavily traumatized. But it's cutsto a seat of them and dinner being
like what can we ever see Freddyagain? Like you ever know? And
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it's like where what do you?Where? You are you this curial?
Where did you get this money fromhim? I try to think of, like
what did he like achieve? Nothing? And it's only been five days.
The only the only thing he likeachieved is like clarity with his ship,
and that's like it. And theaunt was like the aunt was more of
a villain and presence than William AftenAnd her whole motivation was I want the
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kids so I can get like thecheck from the government. But that's like
five hundred dollars. Why can't heget the check from the government. Yeah,
but she looks like she's well off, so yeah, she's she's got
like a fur coat. Yeah,like why do you want this like money
that's gonna go towards the kid?Comically greedy? Yeah, yeah, it
is a bit ridiculous. Reminds meof saw X. Yeah, it's like,
why do you need to be here. She was literally like the villain
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from Saw XA. You know whatI mean. It's a cartoon like I
saw X. There's a point wherelike the villain has like stacks of money
with all these people she stole itfrom with their names on the stacks of
money and stumbing it up in thebag stupid. And this person's the same
thing, like this rich I wantthe security check. Yeah, it's ridiculous.
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Okay, one out of ten bababoez, how many baba boies do
you give as a movie? Ijust got to give it a solid five.
It's those middle of the road,boring ass movie I've ever seen,
but I like. But as afinanfe fan, I'd give it like a
seven. Could have been better,could have been worse. Yeah, for
me personally, I guess just six, uh, because it was fine.
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It was okay. I but likeI don't know, maybe maybe a little
bit above what I anticipated, likeever so slightly for me to be like,
that was fun. That was afun movie. Yeah, yeah,
what about you? I give ita six point five, so below mediocre,
below mediocre, yeah, below average. Yeah that's fair. But that's
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that's a that's my general rating asa fan. As a fan, I
give it a point point five.Yeah. I enjoyed it. I liked
it. I like seeing it.I think the other thing is like the
most interesting stuff to me is likethe later stuff, which is what they
would end up doing, like thesequel, So I think I probably would
be like the second or third one, I enjoy a bit more. Do
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you think the second one will they'llincorporate the character Charlie? No, no,
no, no no. I thinkMike is the new Charlie. I
think Josh Hutchinson should come back,but he will. Why do you think?
Why do you think that? Justcontract stuff? And like the audience
general audiences are like this character.You know, it's like where's the guy
from the first movie? You know, it's just people who can't accept change.
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You know. It's like, okay, we'll continue. Yeah, they
set the tone and all the fansare like, I love Abby, She's
so cute, so like a doorable, and it's like, okay, cool,
I hope she died. But likethere was no body of eight seven.
No, no, there wasn't.There was not even a mentioning.
They didn't even talk, and thatwas apparently the whole reason why Freddy shut
down, but they still didn't.I don't know. Yeah, you know
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what they didn't end up going intowhy they didn't go into the body of
eighty seven. They didn't even mentionit. All we had was the party
where all the five kids get stolen. That's it. That's it, that's
the new body. But because youcouldn't have a kid getting his head front
in front of low eaten, youcan't not have the bind of ages.
They don't. They just don't haveto show it or be artistic about it.
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Show like the shadow. There areways, yes, though, well
for her, she literally just gotchopped in half. It was crazy.
It wasn't even like a shadow thing. No, yes, no, it
was then you saw then you sawher feet on the ground. I'd have
to see it again, but Iswear the way I saw it is she
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literally no, you know what,You're right, right, it was it
was the shadow. It was theshadow. But yeah, something like that.
But that's that is such an importantpart of the lore. I can't
believe they didn't. I know,how do you not have that? It's
like the number one, that's likewhy it closes down. But overall,
guys, let us know what youthink in the country. Yeah, I
want to know if you guys haveseen it and what you like about it?
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Yeah, what do you think ofFreddy Schasbery? What do you think
of Bonnie? Bonnie and Freddy werehardly in it. What do you think
of the shitty ass fucking cupcake?Oh my god, I hated the Do
you do you ship Mike and Vanessa? No? I ship Mike and Chica.
I'm pretty sure those are both steals. Great deal in my video,
but I thought it was really dumbhigh. The only one to really impact
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william Anfin to like fuck him upwas the cupcake. It jumps into him,
tears that bit that triggers the springthe cupcake does. The cupcake does
more killing than any of the animatronicsbecause it does to show anything. And
Bonnie, Bonnie and the Cupcake domore killing. The Foxy who fox only
killed the security guard right put inthe scooper at the start, and he
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swipes it and he swipes Mike.Yeah, he cuts him on his arm,
but like Bonnie killing the guy,it's just like cuts to a shot
where it's his arm going against thelike thing, and there's never really like
that. The window, you know, the blood Splider's going, and it's
like there's never really any like showcaseof what they're actually doing he half the
time, or what they're capable oflike doing, just just Freddy chomping don.
That was literally it. I alsoliked that in Five Nights at Freddy's,
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Originally their designs were to look kindof creepy, but you wouldn't really
see the potential of the killing,you know what I mean. They just
looked scary. Yeah, but thenwhen you actually see them kill you in
the game, that's what's alarming.Right, It's this idea of like they're
kind of supposed to be cute,but they're a little off or uncanny,
and then they actually kill you andit's even more scary. And it's also
like it's kind of like quiet andlike and stuff, so when they jump
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at you, it's all frightening andthey're moving a lot. Yeah, there's
no jump scares in this movie exceptfor Foxy at the start. That was
it. Yeah, No bloom Boy, oh yeah, blue Blah. Yeah.
I don't think that though. No, that's like the that's like the
most definition of a jump scare.But he doesn't jump at you he's just
there. But I mean like inthe context of the film. It's also
in context of the film, thejump scary is made to be scary.
It's might be funny, yes,but I feel like a jump scare is
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way more of about the reaction,like the horror. That's why they're annoying,
because it's like, you didn't reallyscare me, you just startled me.
I do I remember when it wasall coming down, fucking Freddy's like
t rex roar. Oh my god. I forgotten what the was that even
coming down in the first place.I don't because because all the spiritual energy,
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because they're always messing with like thelights and stuff, and I guess
it just was so intense that itjust started bringing everything down. But then
yeah, then Freddy just goes,my god, no noise. Yeah he
was Guys that Uh we had ahunch. Let's just say we had a
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hunch. Yeah, that was goingto be in it a little. We
had the Kelly Gough experience on thesilver screen. Yeah, that's so true.
The credits, Yeah, I didgood old killing Cough. Well,
guys, what do you think offive minutes? We started going off on
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a tangent again. I know,I know, but thank you for watching.
We will get to weekly episodes soonagain. Thanks Adrian for coming on
everybody. If you don't know whoAdrian is, he goes by narrata gs
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