February 21, 2024 • 45 mins
Madame Web is a very bad movie, and also we got free stuff.
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Guys, Madam Webb, it waspossibly the shittiest movie I've ever fucking seen
in my life. Would you agreewe were were? The reason why we
went to go see Madame Webb wasbecause everybody kept talking about how fucking shit
it was. But you know,I would argue that Mobis was way more
It was way more fun to watch. And it's just for me. That's
just because Morbius was so much shorterthat it had all of its like shittiness
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was condensed into like an hour andforty minutes, whereas this was like two
hours. And I would argue Mobiswas entertaining because it was concise. It
was like it was dumb and itwas really stupid to follow along with what
he was doing. Like remember there'she's like on a boat at one point,
and then I don't remember on anotherpoint, then he's in the sewer,
and then he's in the street,than all these bats come out of
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nowhere. I don't remember any ofthat, but you know, because Mark
Mark got fucking blasted in Dublin,like what years ago, Yeah, I
got really fun. He doesn't rememberanything from Mobis, but I will tell
you that Mobis was way more interesting. Than Madam Webb. There's a guy
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apparently there was a guy in frontof me during Morviious, so I didn't
even reckon. I didn't even realizewas there. Who got it was clearly
like a Marvel fanboy who like reallywas excited for Morbius. He was really
really mad at Marcus Mark kept beinglike we all kept being like Mobis,
he's Mobiing, It's Mobis time inhis Mobien time. Morbius is pretty sweet.
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But also Morbus was like cliche inthe way it was it did cliche
good, like fine wine or champagne. Because in any context, just looking
at any of the clips from Mobis, it's like that's fucking ridiculous, you
know what it is too? Yeah, I was gonna say. In the
ways that Morbius is really bad islike in Spectacle, Wes're like, what
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the fuck? But Madam Webb isbad, and Wes like it's boring.
The acting is bad, Like that'show it's I mean, it's it's still
got those dumb qual these with herlike multiplying yourself. Madam web is bad
because nothing is thought thought out atall. It really feels like this film
was like AI generated because everything theway that things lead to each other is
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just in such a really inconsistent anddumb way. It all just happens.
Yes, pregnant woman in the Amazontries to find Spider. Oh, Mexican
guy who's helping her is bad.Yeah. No, one like, no
one stops at all in this moviejust to like act like humans for a
second. No, you look atme, immediately goes to bed, immediately
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goes to I would say my biggestgripe of Madame Web is just how uncharming
Dakota Johnson is. Yeah. Iwas because I didn't recognize at first.
I've never seen fifty or anything.So I was like, is this like
an established actress because she's doing likea remarkably horrible job here. I hope
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he wasn't framed for that, Ihope. So yeah. Yeah, So
you're like, yeah, you weremore aware of Dakota Johnson than the mes.
Yeah. I was aware of her. I was aware of her.
I just I only knew about herbecause my mom really really liked Fifty Shades
of Gray and I thought I rememberthinking she was very milk toast for Fifty
Shades of Gray, and then thismovie comes out and she's exactly the fucking
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same. Probably really she's this badAnd yes, dude, why do you
think everybody memed on fifty Shades ofGray? You know what it was is
that I couldn't tell in this movieif she was meant to have that personality
of like, because obviously in thismovie she's very like anti social and she's
just like angry at everyone. She'slike, can accept the kids, like
thank you letter for saving her mom. She's a paramedic. But I couldn't
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tell if she was meant to belike quirky or if it was just her
delivering those lines in such an awkwardway that you're like, you're like not
humans. See. I think thereason why people keep hiring her as an
actress is because she comes off likeshe would be quirky, like Zoey Deschanel,
but she's actually just milked mean yeah, and mean. She's a dick
in the whole movie. She's afucking dick and she kidnaps these little girls
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and just because she has a vision, which we're gonna give you a quick
rundown. I don't want to gointo this too too long because there's really
not much talking about Madam. It'sjust bad but essentially pregnant woman goes into
the Amazon try and find a spiderthat can give people superpowers, and she
finds it and her Mexican counterpart shootsher in the belly, and then the
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Spider people and they're only the SpiderPeople are only used for this, say,
like this one plot point whereas theSpider people come from the forest and
they pick up the mom, thepregnant mom, and they make her get
bitten by that said spider, themagic spider that gives you powers, but
it can only see the baby.It can't see her, yes, but
so it gets transmuted powers to thebaby, who is Dakota Johnson. And
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the guy, the Mexican guy whotook the other spider is using it as
like a good luck charms and all. He's like a billionaire sep here but
he's he's like he's the worst part. He's an atrocious but he's not he's
good in like it can't be likehe's he reminded me of like a kid's
cartoon villain, the way everything waslike poorly dubbed, and he was just
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always spoken like menacing one liners.But yeah, I can't say he's a
bad actor. I can only saythat he was directed poorly because it really
seems like she like if every actorin this movie is horrible, at that
point, it's like, well there'sthere's someone else here who's like fucking this
up. But every actor in thatmovie was horrible. I see. I
didn't realize because I thought that thelittle girl with the little girl who was
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like a twenty five year old withthe glasses was like particularly bad. But
she's like an act. But she'slike a celebrity I find even though she
got and she's from Euphoi and shesucks in that too, really, so
she's like in big things, yes, and she's all she did. Yeah,
she was like the worst out ofall the three kids. She had
nothing. There's nothing about her thatstuck out. All the three kids have
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to have like their sad backstory.So you're fine with Dakota Johnson kidnapping them.
Yeah, that's the thing is there'sthree of them, right, There's
a Mexican one, a white one, and a black one. And the
white one is she wanted her familyto notice if she ran away, So
she just runs away and we neverhear about her family again. Yeah.
Yeah, they either didn't give ashit about her or she didn't even give
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a fuck. She just abandon herfamily. All of them abandoned their family.
Really. Yeah, the black girlwas like, oh, my family
are in China. They're rich onthey don't even care about me. That
they hit the fact that I ruinedtheir lives, and it's like, but
but you, you don't know thatthey're in China right now with all you
they have no idea what happened toyou and you're gone white. And then
they have the Mexican one who theydon't know what the fuck to do with
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her. So her struggle is thather father gets deported because what else can
you do with a Mexican character?Yeah, and they set he up at
the start of the movie where it'slike I can pay rent, I can
pay rent. Yeah. Yeah.She lives in the same building as Dakota
Johnston and it opens with like thelandlord being like, you don't pay rent.
It's six months. I don't getBecause the whole movie is around the
bad guy. It all kicks offbecause the bad guy mixing guy thinks that
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he keeps having nightmares. Yeah,of those three girls older in Spider Shoots
killing him and he's like, Ihave to stop and kill them. That's
really funny now that you mentioned that, because the first time we see him
have this vision, he just hooksup with a woman, yeah, and
fucks her and then just kills herfor no reason, like he just got
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the secrets. But that's the thingis he could have just been her Latin
lover and gotten the secrets. Buteven that, he just kills her for
what secrets she could have. Shecould have filled in the role as that
random lady who shows up as likethe hacker and he's like being you a
fortune. Oh my, she couldhave been the girl he kills the lady
could have just been hert that's right, because he fucks the lady and gets
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the codes from her and kills herbecause it's a secret powerful. No police
have this like highly intelligent, likesoft to find anybody on the earth anywhere
with the nine monitors where it hasthe same stock like computer sounds, yeah,
and like tracking like from Borneal tome. Even though this is two
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thousand and three, it's just solame not to mention, like he is
one of those villains who's like,finally will get you spider girls. Yeah,
he thinks he's like hot and allthe girls are gonna want him.
It's so lad But yeah, sohe has the visions of them killing him,
so he wants to kill them beforethey can get their powers. But
then like Madame Webb comes in andseves them and like they are what eventually
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like hurting up with them is whateventually like kills him for real, but
it's like not in the same waythat he envisioned it. And then when
we see a flash forward scene tothe future where they're all Spider women,
and suddenly Madame Webb is super imposedonto the same like shot of them looking
down from earlier, So it's like, how did they get the Spider suits?
Then with Madame Webb, if they'rerewriting history, I also feel like
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you saying Madam Webb's same saves themis really unfair because all she really did
was like I get see in thefuture the one yeah she can only she's
like Raven Simone, she s five, wondering that. Yeah when she gets
saying that, but yeah, shegoes back and meets the Spider people,
She's like, I'm gonna go toPeru, and then she just cuts into
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the Peru. That's right. Shelocks these kids and she kidnaps in a
motel for a week and she's likebind that, yeah, and then I'm
gonna go find the Spider people.She does. She she literally just steps
in the same place their mumas andthen the guys behind her is like,
I'm the Spider person and that's it. He's like, I'm the guy.
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That's the first thing I said,And we went we saw this in imax.
We saw this Imax. By theway, Yes, shout out to
Sweet being Amine. By the way, if you guys go to AMC,
they have a really good ranch popcornthing. It was so good. It
was so good. But yeah,so she learns a she finally learns her
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destiny and all that colum idiots andher being able to in one scene at
one moment in the movie, duringthe climax, she like teleports to all
the girls who are about to dieat the same time. You need to
explain to them how she found outher destiny. So the whole thing is
that she resents her mother. Wehave a scene where she walks into her
bedroom, goes under the bed andlike looks at her like mother's old possessions
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and she's like, why did youhate me? It's really it's a quick
cut of her going why did youhate me? You're meant to like feel
bed for You're like, oh,she has resentment towards her mother because she
believes like her mother was a retardand went to the Amazon and died,
she said. And then she's like, hope the spiders were worth it.
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And then but then see the spiderhumans have spider goo, and they dip
the girl, Madam Webb, intothe spider goose so she can unlock the
weird time and like teleportation webs,she can like force thee yeah, takes
her back in time, but alsoit could take her forward in time.
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They don't set it up. It'sjust it's all for whatever. It's just
happened at the moment. So theytake her back to the mother in the
hospital talking to the doctor who's like, your baby is going to die.
Your baby has a debilitating disease.Your baby it will the doctor says.
The doctor just says he has noteven the baby's diagnosis, and so the
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mother is like, it's all everythingis exposition. She's like, no,
no, no, the baby's fine, because there's a spider in the Amazon
experimental research it can heal people.And then the doctor's like no, no,
no, no, no, youhave to go there by yourself if
you want that. Yeah. Thedoctors like, your insurance isn't gonna cover
this, lady. No one's gonnago Amazon for a doctor to go to
Peru and the jungle and get malariaand try to find your spider. And
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I'm pretty sure there's a spider thatlike no one knows exists because it's like
a photo of it. Only shehas the folklore of the spiders legend.
She wants doctors to figure out aboutthe spider people. So another thing too
is she's like seven months pregnant.Yes, She's like, there's no way,
bitch. Yeah. So then shelike tele Madame Web teleports into the
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hospital room with the mother while thisis happening, and she's like, you
didn't hate me, you were tryingto save me, and the mom starts
The mom starts crying, and thenshe looks up and looks at Madame Webb
and Madame Web's like, you didit, you did it. Like she's
crying and it's hugging her dead motherin her own Madam Web brain. So
it's for the mother, for themother's perspective, okay, which people want
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you to be like, that's genius, but it's really stupid because it's from
the mother's perspective. At a certainpoint when she gets this diagnosis from the
doctor, her full grown thirty yearold daughter comes to her and she never
never, she wouldn't know as herdaughter just comes to her in the doctor's
office, which the doctor should bestanding there. Still, I think this
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is it? So is it meantto be taken? And she is literally
going back in yes, because shephysically goes forward. So it's It just
goes to show that the reason whythe mother went out to the Amazon was
because her future daughter came back intime to tell her, you did it,
mom, so she can give herthe motivation to go to the Amazon
to get the spider to begin with, to get Yeah, which then gives
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Madame Webb the powers to come outof that and go fight on the Pepsi
logo Yeah with her sponsored by,which lets her like be in multiple places
at once. But again she thisis my big issue with that is that
she uses it one time and it'sone of all the girls are convened like
ones falling down a fire pit,ones like on like a like that's gonna
explode. Yeah, and so theguy's like the guy okay. The villain
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is literally like, it's not likeyou can be in three places at once,
and then she stops and she standsback and oh yeah, wait a
minute. And during all this he'sjust watching it. So she like stands
herself and sits in three places atonce, and all she does is go
like it's gonna be okay. Shedoesn't see them, and then he hits
her, and then she pass themall on the back like you got it,
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hold on, I'll save you,and he hits her and it's done.
And that's the only time she usesit ever in the movie, by
the way. Okay, so eventually, obviously the bad guy dies, A
big giant s from the Pepsi Legolands on him and kills him like fucking
scar or whatever from the Lion King. Right, he just falls and dies.
He hits his head and dies.Okay, but don't forget the green
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screen shot where he's like, nohit the camera, likedyl just taking the
transform drinking his model. The LittleRascals where Alfalfa falls off the cliff,
likes kicking me. Okay, okay, so this is this is it?
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Okay at the very end, rightas like Dakota Johnson saves everybody's lives for
doing absolutely nothing, she gets hitin the eyes with fireworks because they're at
a firework place and it's exploding orwhatever. Yeah, and she goes blind
and loses, how ironic, losesthe ability to walk somewhere for whatever fucking
reason, she can't walk and she'sblind the fireworks got her, and then
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it just cuts to her sitting likeprofessor turns around, Hello, ladies,
I've been waiting for and they comein and they're like living with her NYE
and different and I'm pretty sure itwas a different apartment. It was a
completely different apartment, and they're alldrinking pepsi and she it's implied that she's
like taking them in as her own, even though like they all technically have
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families. Like it's weird because there'sa shot of her after she was like
rescued from getting like paralyzed and blinded, that she is like sitting in the
hospital and all the girls are there, and the nurse goes and she's like,
are these your immediate family, andshe goes, yes, yes,
they are my three girls, islike, bitch, you don't know these
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girls like you just she was sounhappy with her life and her mom just
died in the Amazon, that shejust kidnapped, kidnapped, and like adopted
these four teenagers. When she grabsthem, she makes a big deal to
be like, this is not akidnapping. I'm not because ever, because
the police are on her and theythink that she's kidnapped them, even though
she's kidnapping me, even though ablack spider man keme out of nowhere and
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killed like five officers in front ofothers, and Madam Webb walked out of
there as the police were running in. So it's like they would have crossed
paths if they were going out,like they clearly knew there was something else
going on in Yes, it wasvery dumb and so what was I saying?
She kidnapped them a taxi and theycould explain and she's like, this
is not a kidnapping, Like youguys can go at any point you want.
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Then the girl tries to get outand she locks it door and she's
like, but you can't though,and it's like, so this is a
kidnap, but you can't though,because nobody will believe me, and you
guys are my only witnesses. Andthen they quite literally like Stockholm syndrome themselves
into being like, well, wecan be Spider Man if we they all
just sit in a motel room thatDakota Johnson pays for, which, by
the way, she stole a taxinever once got caught, drives around.
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He just took off the license plateand that was like good enough for her.
I guess I was also gonna say, do you remember in the diner
scene where they're dancing and they're like, don't draw too much tension on the
trucker guy looks at the paper andit's like the peeper that was printed like
two hours after it was the sameday. Oh my god, that's right.
It's so stupid, and he likelooks at them and then he goes
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and like grabs the telephone. Tellthe police. But the police don't come,
no, because the bad guy comesand then Dakota Johnson comes before it
hit before him, after him.So where was the police? No?
Never, they never showed They nevershowed up. They don't give a fuck
until Dakota Johnson drives through the dinerwith a car. Yeah she she actually,
yeah, she drives. She stealsa taxi, she drives into a
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diner, call his property damage.Kids have three kids, and then she
also steals a fucking ambulance and putsAdam Scott's uh the labor in the labor
prematurely. She put her in danger. She has her like like three fugitive
kids. That a killer is.She's also like gonna give birth in the
taxi that's stolen. Yeah, ohmy god. Anyway, what a horrible
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movie. But what I was gettingat was, oh yeah. She also
blows up a building, the fireworksbuildings, right, okay, and destroys
the PEPs okay, okay. Whenshe's in the hotel room with the three
girls, she like gets them tostart talking about their lives where they all
start trauma dumping. So then thenit's like where's sisters. Nobody wants us,
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and it's like, okay, that'show she indoctrinated them. That's how
she got these girls to be likeher little sister group. Very weird,
just really toasted. A needy bitchis what she is. They all are
needy, awful little bitches. Yeah, they're all made for each other.
Yeah, really honestly. But thenyeah, the action shot at the very
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end where it's all four of themstanding there with the exception of Madame Webb
because she's in a wheelchair with theirsuits, which, like Mark said,
who the fuck made these? Yeah, yeah, they don't get their powers.
It's like it's like I see anarration scene of her being like some
day you'll be spider women, andit's like like how they but how your
mom gave you the powers because shegot bit by a spider giving while giving
birth to you, Like, howthe fuck did these three weirdos? It's
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not like a Batman thing where they'reall just like fighting crime, but they
have like electric powers. One haslike spider suits spider legs that come out
of its are like button stuff.Yeah, it's it's weird, weird movie.
Yeah, we feel okay, guys, this is not our usual set
to start to break the immersion ofthe podcast if you're listening to this especially,
but we have a new set comingup. But we're still like putting
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it together, so it'll be donefor hopefully next week. Years the mail
it never fails. It makes mewant to why my tadn't when it comes
out? I want a whelm.Grab it, grab grab grab the mail
mark. It's mail time. Thisis what people came here to see.
Damn it. This one, guys, this is we have to do the
red one first. Don't put hisaddress. This one's from Should we even
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say the first name? At least? What if it says the inside?
Okay, this one's from Jacob.Okay, we also find I we don't
even have to worry about size forthese uh things. Don't worry about Oh
yeah, we don't have to worryabout size because they just put it in
a bigger pill box and give usa key to open it. So send
us whatever the fuck you want now, Okay, look at this, send
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us Brian plushes. Sometimes when Ilook at you, I wonder how I
got so lucky out of all thepeople in the world. How am I
the one who gets to share mylittle life with you? Okay? Maybe
not every day is like sunny skies, but we end up figuring life out
side by side, and when everythingis going right, we couldn't be better
together. Sometimes all of a suddenI realize all over again, how wonderful
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you are, and how smart andkind and devoted and loving. Wow,
hold the greatest piece in our timein three D, guys is oh whoa
dude, biggie Jesus three D.I didn't even finish. I didn't finish
reading it. Okay, this iswhat they say. They said on the
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inside. It says and always,not just sometimes, even when things aren't
going exactly as planned. I'm incrediblygrateful that I'm lucky enough to start every
morning and every night with you bymy side. Happy Valentine's Day. I
forgot said Valentine's Day, Love youtoo, To the moon and back.
Little Wench meeting Halfway's number one fan, Jacob, please come to Momo Con.
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I guess we have to go toMamo Con to thank Jacob. Dude,
is it look good? You knowwhat? It's really funny as we
but we have the yeah, wehave blue and red lighting. Right now
it looks like big I mean misterEdda, Oh yeah, do I say
biggie cheese so it makes it blendtogether. It's Jacob, this is sick.
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Whoa, that's so fucking funny.You know we can do now,
we can put that on. Wehave a corkbird over here that we recently
put out. So this is amazing, Thank you, thank you so much.
So this is from this one's fromEddie, the one Wench I has
a glass eye. Oh look there'ssomething written on there. There's a sticker
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in here. WHOA what is it? It might be of him his oc
Hello Mark and Veronica. Can Istart off by saying, I'm a huge
fan of the podcast. I nevermiss an episode and I'm always laughing at
all the jokes you both come upwith. Baba booie. By the time
you're reading this, it's either Valentine'sDay or the day it's a week after.
Sorry, but I want to sayHappy Valentine's Dad, both of y'all
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and everyone in the comments and thelisteners at home. Valentine's Day is such
a wholesome day to sand Slash sayhow much you love your significant other,
dear friends, family in general.I don't have a significant other to say
thank you, but I have anamusing family and friends that I give my
life to. Anyways, I hopeyou have an awesome day and a good
year. Can't we wait? Whowill be interview this year? Looking forward
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to it eventually, And there's abunch of cool quotes like bebba bute Fortnite,
the Kelly Gough Experience. Sincerely,Eddie PS. I'm also including a
sticker of myself and hopefully sometimes somedayI can get you both to signed my
fairly had parents funk o pipe,Well we could sign it. He includes
his Instagram, his ex usanm andhis epic games. Maybe we should play
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four name with him. Do youknow what this means? Eddie Garcia is
the first one to say baba booieby letter dude. This is the first
letter baba booe we've ever had.It is literally transcended the postal service.
That's true. It's in every way, shape or form we've baba booed.
I think something from me. It'shis next one. This is from Cole.
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If anyone doesn't know Cole edits myhis name online. This is from
Nitpicker, who edits my splash dashvideos and a couple of videos on my
me and share. They helped withthe regular show video, the ranking one.
They edited the first I want tosay five seasons and then season eight,
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and I edited six and seven.I believe if that was a horrible
time. This one, this onepiped. Oh my god, this is
long. Never mind, know it'snot it says, dear Wench. You
don't know me, but one ofyour masters knows me. He's looking.
One of your masters knows me verywell. Then he was a nitpicker.
But you can call me cold.But you're a dog, so you can't
really call me either. I'm sorryI didn't send you a card. I
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hadn't had the time. Even thoughwe never met in person, I've seen
you so many times in all theepisodes of Meeting half Away. Between you
and me, you're always the maincharacter, never Mark, never Veronica.
So I wanted to write you personallyto wish you a happy Valentine's Dad.
I hope you have a great timewith all the people that you love and
cherish of you walk and play amongstthe grass. I hope you feel the
pleasure knowing your worst days are passed. And I hope you know there's a
floor Floridian out there that cares deeplyabout you and your safety. So I
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ask of you is and then changesfun to impact and says is to please
get me. I I'm sorry fortricking you, but I had to get
Mark to read this on camera.I'm not Floridian. I'm being held hostage
someplace in Michigan. Mark is makingme edit his videos and holding me hostage.
Anyone is watching, please come rescueme. I've hidden the address somewhere
in this note. Once you're there, you need a passa to get in.
I've seen Mark type it. It'sfour. I can't read the rest
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of that. I hear footsteps.I need to read. I need to
hurry and address this envelope. Comefind me, please, kind regards,
col What do you think? Damn? I'm sorry you got the little little
wench's hopes up? What the fuck? Uh? This is giant, by
the way, It's got a Brianon one side of in the other.
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Look you got the brun This isfrom min This is from wow Sonic.
The hedgehog squeezing Mark. Look thehedgehog pet. Dude. There's so much
shit in here. God, whoatwo stickers sticks? There's two of these.
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I gotta like start shutting. Here'sthe car. Ok, yeah,
card first, whoa look at this. We'll take we'll take pictures of this.
Whoa little humping wench? You're humpingquench winking? This is for you.
This is for you, Little Winch, Dearest little Wench. The buyers
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are set. Make sure the productis ready for shipping. We will rendezvous
at the coordinates you last sent.Try to sneak off when Mark and Veronica
won't notice, love Minberry p s. Don't coom on the product that's for
you. Look he's getting up.This sucks is Let's see what's in here?
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Whoa what the crunch Fortnite one gotthat little Wench a little pet smart
gift card. We gotta get thatlittle Innch something. We gotta get him
the best fucking ok yeah, dude, this is like a little an actual
turpig. Wow, men, VerryCrunch. Let's see, all who don't
(27:03):
know min Verry Crunch would come ontoour streams all the time, and he'd
also play Fortnite with us and amongus occasionally and fall guys. But uh,
he's got a twitch on here.Okay, this is a bunch of
like little poster stuff. So thisis a little pattern of Sammy Bean and
Wench. Oh there's nothing. I'mMark and Veronica just like old times.
(27:25):
It may not be fifty twitch shops, but I hope you enjoy this wonderful
bunt do you have a bad memberycrunch yourself? Wow? Oh my god,
look at them. He's also includeduh, little poster of his avatar.
Yes, this is going on theboard for sure. There's a little
note bet ped print I of himasking where Fortnite Sunda went, which is
(27:49):
very topical. I think we mentionedthat last old thing he used to be
on Fortnite Sundays with us. Thisis like all his like Fanhart for us.
This is the weird kid from thepool. I hope it's a long
ride or not. Sorry, thisis the kid. Yeah. And he
also included a variant in which he'swe're all dressed like Power Rangers. Ronnie
(28:15):
is gonna like this one a lotwhere it's uh, it's the Carolina Reaper.
It's the Carolina Reaper, dude.We have to frame this. And
this one's really cool too. Wehave to call this one is all the
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variants of Brian and me cold postersthat you got, the one where he
goes that's a good one. Okay, should I open up these two squeegees,
Just get it out of the way. Open the squeegees. There's still
so much more in here. Idon't even where'd you get these are five
dollars? Doing the very crunch?What are squeegees? Fuck? Which one
(28:57):
will you get? Squeeze collectible characters? That's easier, it makes less noise,
all right, let's see. Whoa, this is really cool? Actually,
it's like it looks really good.Honestly for five two knocks, we
can both have one and look atthe Look at the paint job on this
one though. Whoa, yeah,this mine's also like he's like deformed where
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his glove will not leave, Likewe're like the front of his face.
Yea, I know min minds thesame way, but it's like touching his
nose. That's pretty cool. Thisis great crunch. This is like Christmas.
Okay, what's in here? That'sthe thing that was covering the post?
Here is a Sonic like. Ithink this is done for the second
Sonic movie compilation of Oh My God. Okay, okay at a time.
(29:49):
There's so much here, I know, there's so much so Sonic teals compilation
book cool. Pretty sweet. That'spretty sick. Also to Sonic really teals
one too, pull them both up. There's so much stuff that I like
a lot of I can't look anothersqueege. Maybe you'll get something else.
(30:10):
Oh, it's on my lap.Sorry dude, again, this is like
the most gifts I've ever gotten,like I was a kid. What the
fun? There's also a knuckles knucklesfucking pez dispenser to this rocks. Wow,
dude, very crunch. This one'scool. Shadow that you have a
gun? No cool pose? Lookat this though, whoa it is a
(30:36):
little mini version. I have onethat's a little bit bigger, but now
he has little brothers. Yeah,my donkey Kong shrine. Okay, can
I make a prediction? I seethe cover like a circular thing, and
I want to make a guess.Is this the Sonic the Hedgehog? Mister
Botito had? If so, itis the Sonic the Hedgehog? Mister,
well, what the fuck? Whatthe dude, very crunch crunch, Where
(30:56):
did you find this? I've neverseen this in a store. I've always
been like, do I get one? Or do I not have one?
Thats like they gave us pins.Really yeah, but I can't see the
front of it because these little things, the little cosmo con pins. Oh
my god, Ry cries, Wewe gotta take open all these Yes,
(31:18):
holy ship, I want to putthis on. Well, five Nights at
Freddy's. Whoa, a little balloon, that's the little Oh my god,
this little bean a little balloon,Freddy whoa. Look, you also have
mystery Box Classic Sonic Mighty. Herehold them up. But there's one more.
(31:41):
Oh my god. Yeah, thisis seriously dude, thank you?
What the so? Okay, we'lltake photos of all these. There's a
bunch of four inch or two inClassic Sonic figures. That the official Five
Nights at Freddy's movie the novel adaptedby Andrea wag Nerve. That's pretty sick.
Now you have to read that onefor your next And here's the final
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one. Dude, Membury crunch adeluxe Donkey Kong. This is fucking amazing,
mim very crunch. I. Icannot wait to put this up on
our shelf. This is not whatI was expecting in here. Neither was
I I was. I thought itwas gonna be candy. I wasn't even
expecting that. I just I thoughtit was gonna be like a big box
on a card insane. This isactually fucking insane. I'm like that again.
(32:30):
That was like, uh hi,like I never experienced. I feel
like I was just sort of akid who like I never like put down
the stuff I actually wanted. Likeif I wanted like a bunch of cool
Sonic toys, I wouldn't put iton. I put down like all their
ship you know, so I wouldfor Christmas, I'd always get like cool
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stuff, but I would put whatI want down and never get what I
wanted. So I was afraid ofI was like, I won't want answer
that. That's fine. This isfucking so nice and very crunched nice.
Thank you, and thank you Eddieand thank you Jacob. That was a
success. This was yeah, ourfirst po box opening, and there's more
(33:13):
to come. Well, we won'tdo this every week, but it won't
be every week, but we willhave one next week for sure, because
if we got anything I heard there, yeah, some people said that they
mailed out some stuff. But yeah, it's not a lot. We can
just like build it up. Iwill do one next week recently Valentine's dad
things. But after that we'll doit like every maybe like once every like
two weeks or once a month,you know, yeah, once a month.
(33:35):
I think it would be good.Yeah, for sure. Way,
we have a bunch of stuff,so we could just make an episode of
it. Yeah, this is thisis so much stuff. I know,
it's like everywhere. Look, wehave so much ship for our corkboard.
Not I know, I can't wait. Yeah, well we'll take a picture
of the corkboard and uh fan artor fun form? Yeah fine, uh
yeah, we want to pick thetech form fan art or like doodles or
(34:00):
posters or anything except you know thisthough, I'm fucking framing this one.
I'm absolutely framing this one. Thisone's so fucking good. I can't.
You should call Sonny right now,see if you see if you could FaceTime
him on discord? Oh wait,I think I have my phone. What
is he doing, like working areal job? Guys with friends like this?
(34:24):
I'm all right, he's a groomsman. Yeah, he's a groomer.
I'm not here right now. Yeah, I get ready, I'm not here
right now. You know, Inever noticed he slurs all of the words
(34:45):
very any miss Phil's diaper. Sonnyis the episode of Kenny Versus Penny where
he ships in the diaper and weirdsall day? Is that every day's not
challenge from it? You know whatpisses me off? Zendaya. Yeah,
Fuck Zuendia. I've hated Zendia sinceDisney Channel days. Fuck her. I
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don't care how good looking she looksin a metallic suit. She's got no
tits and no assets. Why thewhole suit had to do it for her?
I don't even mind her, butthat those trailers. They played two
trailers before Madame Webb her like asthe star. One was doing which I
don't give but the other one waswas a challengers. It was the one
about the tennis Challengers. Yeah,and I'm surprised you remember it. I
(35:30):
remember because that trailer pissed me offbecause one it shows the whole movie,
but two she has this She's oneof those actresses, at least in that
movie. I don't know where muchfrom other stuff except Spider Man, I
guess, but she's one of thoseactresses who will like try to play a
role where they always want to looklike convintional sexy. They always had to
look sexy, they always have tobe like post kind of like Lily Rose
(35:53):
Depp in that one shitty HBO seriesshe did with the Weekend I Icon I
Idle something which was referenced in MidaWeb was it? Remember, she was
like I just want to go homeand watch idol. She says she was
referring to American idol. Oh no, I think she was. Okay,
(36:14):
I don't know what that. Shemight be referring to whatever show you're talking
that she got like one season waslike a massive bomb. Dude, I
am watching that when full on deepthrow his own cock right now an stop
that. Yeah, he got afucking love letter. Now he needs to
suck himself off. You're sick.Yeah, No, Zindaa fucking sucks.
(36:36):
She's I have never seen a scenethat Zundia has done where I'm like,
Wow, I'm convinced you're like goodat something that's kind of like Tom Holland
for me, for each other.Yeah, they really are. Yeah.
Tom Holland's one of those actors,isn't he doesn't He like try to branch
out every night and then it justnever's doing stage performance. He's Romeo,
(36:57):
Yeah, which I mean, youknow what it is. He's got the
Leonardo DiCaprio effect right now where heis stuck in the dreamy boy stage of
his career even though he's a fullgrown man. Everybody looks at him as
like that dreamy boy, which isthe same thing. Yeah, well yeah,
but I think he has it andTimothy Chalamagne has it. Although I
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see a lot of people getting reallysick and tired of him now because of
Wonka. Yeah and Dune. Forsure, he was the it boy and
everybody loved him, and then theyrealize how fucking untalented and stupid looking he
is. That guy looks like thatguy looks like the tiki room. Fucking
like the tiki's in the tiki roomwhere they're on the wall and their eyes
are all lazy and they go,yeah, yeah, you know. Yeah,
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It's just it's that actor where theyalways had, like Timothy Shallat and
Wonka just seems like he's always tryingto have that like whimsy. I'm quirky,
you know, And it's just andLiam, you know, I think
about it too, and I'm like, the point of acting is to be
convinced, right, Nobody I thinkwas convinced of his whimsy. It was
just so we saw him trying toact whimsical. Yeah, and a really
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good example of a movie that doeswhimsy in a way that I feel like
is more believable or at least enjoyable. Mister mcgrim's wonder employ Him. Yeah,
we watched that again yesterday again,for like a million times. Yeah.
I like that movie a lot too. I was telling you, I
was telling yesterday, I like wheneverI first saw that movie as a kid,
I feel like I didn't fully likeget it. Like I liked it,
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but I didn't feel like it wasI didn't fully understand it, you
know, where like a lot ofstuff went over my head or I just
I saw like Kermit the Frog,but I didn't see like the like commentary
on like life and Death. Youknow. Yeah, that's one of those
movies that's like way better to watchas an adult than a kid. And
I think that's maybe why I likea lot of people don't really care about
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it, because they probably saw itwhen they were a kid, and they're
just like, you know, butmark my words, dude, mark my
words. People on TikTok will betalking about it. Remember the movie,
mister mcgreeam's Wondering Ployer. It wasdarker than you think. It was actually
pretty deep. It'll be like thetwo guys pretending like they've never had this
conversation or they didn't plan this scripted. Yeah, that's my channel right now.
(39:10):
Yeah, remember where we see thatgirl. We see that girl last
night who always pulled the same likefive fucking cartoon things where she was like,
yeah, the Fairly Odd Parents,Timmy is actually sixteen years old.
It's like everyone says, he's likedid you find did you know that?
In one episode of Fairly Odd Parents, Timmy actually wishes to be a kid
for fifty years? But then mythought is like you, you bitch,
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have not said down. You've notwatched that season like eight episode. You
know you saw that clip on adifferent TikTok I just did it. Yeah,
they had a million likes, soobviously people are aware of it.
It's the classic TikTok effect where it'sregurgitating the same information. It's like playing
telephone, you know, regurgitating thesame information but less unless each time is
(39:52):
accurate. Yeah. Yeah, kindof like somebody duplicating a recipe and making
it over and over again to whereit just becomes nothing like how it should
be. See those videos that usedto be like yess almost existed now,
I know. It was like thesetwo guys of like remember Jedward from the
Ukyo UK people, You definitely remember, but two twins with the weird hair.
(40:15):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. It was two guys that looked
like them, and they're on YouTubeand they're looking at like memes or like
images, like well fascinating images onYouTube, and it's like ten years ago.
And it's one that's like SpongeBob twentyten and it's like a stock artist
SpongeBob and then there's like a sideby side and the next one says like
SpongeBob in twenty twenty and it's likea human in the drawn in the SpongeBob
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style that looks like SpongeBob in thepost. I mean, guys are taking
it seriously and looked as old Spongebobscould look like. No, they're like
getting said about it, and it'slike Edward was getting upset about old SpongeBob.
Yeah. It's just like so thatkind of fix shit where it's like
you're pretending to care about like media, That's what bugs me. So do
you think do you think it wasthe reaction content on YouTube that farmed this
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like behavior or farmed these kinds ofvideos that we see consistently. I think
it's people being dumb. I thinkit's just dumb people existing. Do you
think dumb people existed like this tothis caliber before? Yes, It's the
equivalent of like you going to likethe school playground. You'd be like,
you know, there's like an episodeof Spycub where squidwar kills them. Different
(41:20):
though, because your children. Nobodywould come up to you and work and
be like, hey, you rememberthat, don't I with the blooded eyes
like child? I remember a cryingchild. Okay, we were having a
super Kelly Goff experience. We wereat Korean barbecue with Kelly Goff. We're
having the ultimate Kelly Goff experience.And I kept asking our waiter, have
(41:44):
you ever heard of Jon Tron's firework? It's really good? You should listen
to sometimes annoyed because every time Kellenwanted to order more, I would interrupt
him and then ask the waiter thesame question, and the waiter would laugh
really hard and just like would keepbuying him to the big and then walk
away when it was done. Andknew Killen wanted to order, but he
(42:04):
would listen to my bullshit. That'svery completely forgot about. It's really funny.
Oh man, So, madam,madam Webb, how many Baba booys?
Out of Baba Booys A one Aone. You gave it a two
earlier? No, I didn't,Yes, and I gave it a two
point five. I gave it one. What do you mean early? We
didn't do that in this episode.We didn't do that. That In the
(42:27):
car when we were going home,I said, one, I think that
movie is like it's not even likeit's funny, bad, but it's not
worth watching unless you like, youknow what, then we're gonna have to
watch Mobis And no, we'll haveto watch Mobis and then the next episode
you can tell me which which betterbetter? Okay, we'll do Okay,
Sure, I will sit through Mobisagain again. I I feel like I
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I literally like, no joke,I never I've never felt this in my
life. But I walked on,I sat down, and I got up
again and it was over. That'swhat it felt that the whole I had
to calm him down to stop yelling. He was so like, I feel
like I was blown a web bycertain things that I was like, what
the fuck is that? You knowwhat it is? It's the camera work
that that the camera work in Morbiusand Madame Webb is fucking in scene Madame
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Webb is added like a Saw movie, like all the spinning shows weird like
cuts still, like open a shotupside down and then start turning the camera
like twisting it give things Dutch anglesfor no reason and then twirl the camera
out of frame. Yeah, it'sjust you know, what I just realized
is the neck. The new newmobis to the Madam Web is the new
(43:37):
Jennifer Lopez movie. And it looksI have no idea what the fuck is
called. And you want to knowwhat's really funny, I don't even know
Jennifer Lopez made it a movie.But we have a friend in town,
glass Cake as you guys. Ifyou guys don't know, you guys just
check out his work. And wewere walking on the Hollywood Strip and fucking
they had giant tents and rose petalsall over the ground. They're like rolling
(43:59):
up the red carpet and I like, hey man. She went out to
a guy. I was like,you know what this was about? He
was like, oh, yeah,some Jennifer Lopez thing. Then I'm not
even kidding. The next day,boom on Amazon, Jennifer Lopez movie.
It looks really shit. It looksreally stupid. And I think we should
watch it. It's not is it. I have no idea if this is
her autobiography or I have no idea. I think this is like her equivalent
(44:22):
of Dancer in the Dark, likefor b York. You know unders that
either you should would you know whatDancer in the Dark. Sure, we
already watched Elvis Elma suck. Yeah, Elvis was ship, So we watched
Elvis. We should watch Dancer inthe Dark. Then we should watch the
Jennifer Lopez movie. And then wewatched Morbiz and then we watched Mobis okay
(44:43):
sounds good? Yeah, guys,that seems like a perfect time to end
the podcast. Thanks so much forjoining us. Please send us more letters
at the po box. I lovedreading them. This was really fun.
It was fun. Thank you Eddie, Jacob and Mimber Crunch very cry and
we'll see you next time or wewon't have a guest, but maybe the
time after that we will. Whoknows, anything is possible if you believe. Bye.
Guys, Madam Webb, it waspossibly the shittiest movie I've ever fucking seen
in my life. Would you agreewe were were? The reason why we
went to go see Madame Webb wasbecause everybody kept talking about how fucking shit
it was. But you know,I would argue that Mobis was way more
It was way more fun to watch. And it's just for me. That's
just because Morbius was so much shorterthat it had all of its like shittiness
(00:23):
was condensed into like an hour andforty minutes, whereas this was like two
hours. And I would argue Mobiswas entertaining because it was concise. It
was like it was dumb and itwas really stupid to follow along with what
he was doing. Like remember there'she's like on a boat at one point,
and then I don't remember on anotherpoint, then he's in the sewer,
and then he's in the street,than all these bats come out of
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nowhere. I don't remember any ofthat, but you know, because Mark
Mark got fucking blasted in Dublin,like what years ago, Yeah, I
got really fun. He doesn't rememberanything from Mobis, but I will tell
you that Mobis was way more interesting. Than Madam Webb. There's a guy
(01:08):
apparently there was a guy in frontof me during Morviious, so I didn't
even reckon. I didn't even realizewas there. Who got it was clearly
like a Marvel fanboy who like reallywas excited for Morbius. He was really
really mad at Marcus Mark kept beinglike we all kept being like Mobis,
he's Mobiing, It's Mobis time inhis Mobien time. Morbius is pretty sweet.
(01:30):
But also Morbus was like cliche inthe way it was it did cliche
good, like fine wine or champagne. Because in any context, just looking
at any of the clips from Mobis, it's like that's fucking ridiculous, you
know what it is too? Yeah, I was gonna say. In the
ways that Morbius is really bad islike in Spectacle, Wes're like, what
(01:52):
the fuck? But Madam Webb isbad, and Wes like it's boring.
The acting is bad, Like that'show it's I mean, it's it's still
got those dumb qual these with herlike multiplying yourself. Madam web is bad
because nothing is thought thought out atall. It really feels like this film
was like AI generated because everything theway that things lead to each other is
(02:12):
just in such a really inconsistent anddumb way. It all just happens.
Yes, pregnant woman in the Amazontries to find Spider. Oh, Mexican
guy who's helping her is bad.Yeah. No, one like, no
one stops at all in this moviejust to like act like humans for a
second. No, you look atme, immediately goes to bed, immediately
(02:35):
goes to I would say my biggestgripe of Madame Web is just how uncharming
Dakota Johnson is. Yeah. Iwas because I didn't recognize at first.
I've never seen fifty or anything.So I was like, is this like
an established actress because she's doing likea remarkably horrible job here. I hope
(03:00):
he wasn't framed for that, Ihope. So yeah. Yeah, So
you're like, yeah, you weremore aware of Dakota Johnson than the mes.
Yeah. I was aware of her. I was aware of her.
I just I only knew about herbecause my mom really really liked Fifty Shades
of Gray and I thought I rememberthinking she was very milk toast for Fifty
Shades of Gray, and then thismovie comes out and she's exactly the fucking
(03:22):
same. Probably really she's this badAnd yes, dude, why do you
think everybody memed on fifty Shades ofGray? You know what it was is
that I couldn't tell in this movieif she was meant to have that personality
of like, because obviously in thismovie she's very like anti social and she's
just like angry at everyone. She'slike, can accept the kids, like
thank you letter for saving her mom. She's a paramedic. But I couldn't
(03:43):
tell if she was meant to belike quirky or if it was just her
delivering those lines in such an awkwardway that you're like, you're like not
humans. See. I think thereason why people keep hiring her as an
actress is because she comes off likeshe would be quirky, like Zoey Deschanel,
but she's actually just milked mean yeah, and mean. She's a dick
in the whole movie. She's afucking dick and she kidnaps these little girls
(04:05):
and just because she has a vision, which we're gonna give you a quick
rundown. I don't want to gointo this too too long because there's really
not much talking about Madam. It'sjust bad but essentially pregnant woman goes into
the Amazon try and find a spiderthat can give people superpowers, and she
finds it and her Mexican counterpart shootsher in the belly, and then the
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Spider people and they're only the SpiderPeople are only used for this, say,
like this one plot point whereas theSpider people come from the forest and
they pick up the mom, thepregnant mom, and they make her get
bitten by that said spider, themagic spider that gives you powers, but
it can only see the baby.It can't see her, yes, but
so it gets transmuted powers to thebaby, who is Dakota Johnson. And
(04:51):
the guy, the Mexican guy whotook the other spider is using it as
like a good luck charms and all. He's like a billionaire sep here but
he's he's like he's the worst part. He's an atrocious but he's not he's
good in like it can't be likehe's he reminded me of like a kid's
cartoon villain, the way everything waslike poorly dubbed, and he was just
(05:12):
always spoken like menacing one liners.But yeah, I can't say he's a
bad actor. I can only saythat he was directed poorly because it really
seems like she like if every actorin this movie is horrible, at that
point, it's like, well there'sthere's someone else here who's like fucking this
up. But every actor in thatmovie was horrible. I see. I
didn't realize because I thought that thelittle girl with the little girl who was
(05:36):
like a twenty five year old withthe glasses was like particularly bad. But
she's like an act. But she'slike a celebrity I find even though she
got and she's from Euphoi and shesucks in that too, really, so
she's like in big things, yes, and she's all she did. Yeah,
she was like the worst out ofall the three kids. She had
nothing. There's nothing about her thatstuck out. All the three kids have
(05:58):
to have like their sad backstory.So you're fine with Dakota Johnson kidnapping them.
Yeah, that's the thing is there'sthree of them, right, There's
a Mexican one, a white one, and a black one. And the
white one is she wanted her familyto notice if she ran away, So
she just runs away and we neverhear about her family again. Yeah.
Yeah, they either didn't give ashit about her or she didn't even give
(06:21):
a fuck. She just abandon herfamily. All of them abandoned their family.
Really. Yeah, the black girlwas like, oh, my family
are in China. They're rich onthey don't even care about me. That
they hit the fact that I ruinedtheir lives, and it's like, but
but you, you don't know thatthey're in China right now with all you
they have no idea what happened toyou and you're gone white. And then
they have the Mexican one who theydon't know what the fuck to do with
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her. So her struggle is thather father gets deported because what else can
you do with a Mexican character?Yeah, and they set he up at
the start of the movie where it'slike I can pay rent, I can
pay rent. Yeah. Yeah.She lives in the same building as Dakota
Johnston and it opens with like thelandlord being like, you don't pay rent.
It's six months. I don't getBecause the whole movie is around the
bad guy. It all kicks offbecause the bad guy mixing guy thinks that
(07:05):
he keeps having nightmares. Yeah,of those three girls older in Spider Shoots
killing him and he's like, Ihave to stop and kill them. That's
really funny now that you mentioned that, because the first time we see him
have this vision, he just hooksup with a woman, yeah, and
fucks her and then just kills herfor no reason, like he just got
(07:25):
the secrets. But that's the thingis he could have just been her Latin
lover and gotten the secrets. Buteven that, he just kills her for
what secrets she could have. Shecould have filled in the role as that
random lady who shows up as likethe hacker and he's like being you a
fortune. Oh my, she couldhave been the girl he kills the lady
could have just been hert that's right, because he fucks the lady and gets
(07:49):
the codes from her and kills herbecause it's a secret powerful. No police
have this like highly intelligent, likesoft to find anybody on the earth anywhere
with the nine monitors where it hasthe same stock like computer sounds, yeah,
and like tracking like from Borneal tome. Even though this is two
(08:11):
thousand and three, it's just solame not to mention, like he is
one of those villains who's like,finally will get you spider girls. Yeah,
he thinks he's like hot and allthe girls are gonna want him.
It's so lad But yeah, sohe has the visions of them killing him,
so he wants to kill them beforethey can get their powers. But
then like Madame Webb comes in andseves them and like they are what eventually
(08:37):
like hurting up with them is whateventually like kills him for real, but
it's like not in the same waythat he envisioned it. And then when
we see a flash forward scene tothe future where they're all Spider women,
and suddenly Madame Webb is super imposedonto the same like shot of them looking
down from earlier, So it's like, how did they get the Spider suits?
Then with Madame Webb, if they'rerewriting history, I also feel like
(08:58):
you saying Madam Webb's same saves themis really unfair because all she really did
was like I get see in thefuture the one yeah she can only she's
like Raven Simone, she s five, wondering that. Yeah when she gets
saying that, but yeah, shegoes back and meets the Spider people,
She's like, I'm gonna go toPeru, and then she just cuts into
(09:20):
the Peru. That's right. Shelocks these kids and she kidnaps in a
motel for a week and she's likebind that, yeah, and then I'm
gonna go find the Spider people.She does. She she literally just steps
in the same place their mumas andthen the guys behind her is like,
I'm the Spider person and that's it. He's like, I'm the guy.
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That's the first thing I said,And we went we saw this in imax.
We saw this Imax. By theway, Yes, shout out to
Sweet being Amine. By the way, if you guys go to AMC,
they have a really good ranch popcornthing. It was so good. It
was so good. But yeah,so she learns a she finally learns her
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destiny and all that colum idiots andher being able to in one scene at
one moment in the movie, duringthe climax, she like teleports to all
the girls who are about to dieat the same time. You need to
explain to them how she found outher destiny. So the whole thing is
that she resents her mother. Wehave a scene where she walks into her
bedroom, goes under the bed andlike looks at her like mother's old possessions
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and she's like, why did youhate me? It's really it's a quick
cut of her going why did youhate me? You're meant to like feel
bed for You're like, oh,she has resentment towards her mother because she
believes like her mother was a retardand went to the Amazon and died,
she said. And then she's like, hope the spiders were worth it.
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And then but then see the spiderhumans have spider goo, and they dip
the girl, Madam Webb, intothe spider goose so she can unlock the
weird time and like teleportation webs,she can like force thee yeah, takes
her back in time, but alsoit could take her forward in time.
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They don't set it up. It'sjust it's all for whatever. It's just
happened at the moment. So theytake her back to the mother in the
hospital talking to the doctor who's like, your baby is going to die.
Your baby has a debilitating disease.Your baby it will the doctor says.
The doctor just says he has noteven the baby's diagnosis, and so the
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mother is like, it's all everythingis exposition. She's like, no,
no, no, the baby's fine, because there's a spider in the Amazon
experimental research it can heal people.And then the doctor's like no, no,
no, no, no, youhave to go there by yourself if
you want that. Yeah. Thedoctors like, your insurance isn't gonna cover
this, lady. No one's gonnago Amazon for a doctor to go to
Peru and the jungle and get malariaand try to find your spider. And
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I'm pretty sure there's a spider thatlike no one knows exists because it's like
a photo of it. Only shehas the folklore of the spiders legend.
She wants doctors to figure out aboutthe spider people. So another thing too
is she's like seven months pregnant.Yes, She's like, there's no way,
bitch. Yeah. So then shelike tele Madame Web teleports into the
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hospital room with the mother while thisis happening, and she's like, you
didn't hate me, you were tryingto save me, and the mom starts
The mom starts crying, and thenshe looks up and looks at Madame Webb
and Madame Web's like, you didit, you did it. Like she's
crying and it's hugging her dead motherin her own Madam Web brain. So
it's for the mother, for themother's perspective, okay, which people want
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you to be like, that's genius, but it's really stupid because it's from
the mother's perspective. At a certainpoint when she gets this diagnosis from the
doctor, her full grown thirty yearold daughter comes to her and she never
never, she wouldn't know as herdaughter just comes to her in the doctor's
office, which the doctor should bestanding there. Still, I think this
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is it? So is it meantto be taken? And she is literally
going back in yes, because shephysically goes forward. So it's It just
goes to show that the reason whythe mother went out to the Amazon was
because her future daughter came back intime to tell her, you did it,
mom, so she can give herthe motivation to go to the Amazon
to get the spider to begin with, to get Yeah, which then gives
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Madame Webb the powers to come outof that and go fight on the Pepsi
logo Yeah with her sponsored by,which lets her like be in multiple places
at once. But again she thisis my big issue with that is that
she uses it one time and it'sone of all the girls are convened like
ones falling down a fire pit,ones like on like a like that's gonna
explode. Yeah, and so theguy's like the guy okay. The villain
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is literally like, it's not likeyou can be in three places at once,
and then she stops and she standsback and oh yeah, wait a
minute. And during all this he'sjust watching it. So she like stands
herself and sits in three places atonce, and all she does is go
like it's gonna be okay. Shedoesn't see them, and then he hits
her, and then she pass themall on the back like you got it,
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hold on, I'll save you,and he hits her and it's done.
And that's the only time she usesit ever in the movie, by
the way. Okay, so eventually, obviously the bad guy dies, A
big giant s from the Pepsi Legolands on him and kills him like fucking
scar or whatever from the Lion King. Right, he just falls and dies.
He hits his head and dies.Okay, but don't forget the green
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screen shot where he's like, nohit the camera, likedyl just taking the
transform drinking his model. The LittleRascals where Alfalfa falls off the cliff,
likes kicking me. Okay, okay, so this is this is it?
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Okay at the very end, rightas like Dakota Johnson saves everybody's lives for
doing absolutely nothing, she gets hitin the eyes with fireworks because they're at
a firework place and it's exploding orwhatever. Yeah, and she goes blind
and loses, how ironic, losesthe ability to walk somewhere for whatever fucking
reason, she can't walk and she'sblind the fireworks got her, and then
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it just cuts to her sitting likeprofessor turns around, Hello, ladies,
I've been waiting for and they comein and they're like living with her NYE
and different and I'm pretty sure itwas a different apartment. It was a
completely different apartment, and they're alldrinking pepsi and she it's implied that she's
like taking them in as her own, even though like they all technically have
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families. Like it's weird because there'sa shot of her after she was like
rescued from getting like paralyzed and blinded, that she is like sitting in the
hospital and all the girls are there, and the nurse goes and she's like,
are these your immediate family, andshe goes, yes, yes,
they are my three girls, islike, bitch, you don't know these
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girls like you just she was sounhappy with her life and her mom just
died in the Amazon, that shejust kidnapped, kidnapped, and like adopted
these four teenagers. When she grabsthem, she makes a big deal to
be like, this is not akidnapping. I'm not because ever, because
the police are on her and theythink that she's kidnapped them, even though
she's kidnapping me, even though ablack spider man keme out of nowhere and
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killed like five officers in front ofothers, and Madam Webb walked out of
there as the police were running in. So it's like they would have crossed
paths if they were going out,like they clearly knew there was something else
going on in Yes, it wasvery dumb and so what was I saying?
She kidnapped them a taxi and theycould explain and she's like, this
is not a kidnapping, Like youguys can go at any point you want.
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Then the girl tries to get outand she locks it door and she's
like, but you can't though,and it's like, so this is a
kidnap, but you can't though,because nobody will believe me, and you
guys are my only witnesses. Andthen they quite literally like Stockholm syndrome themselves
into being like, well, wecan be Spider Man if we they all
just sit in a motel room thatDakota Johnson pays for, which, by
the way, she stole a taxinever once got caught, drives around.
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He just took off the license plateand that was like good enough for her.
I guess I was also gonna say, do you remember in the diner
scene where they're dancing and they're like, don't draw too much tension on the
trucker guy looks at the paper andit's like the peeper that was printed like
two hours after it was the sameday. Oh my god, that's right.
It's so stupid, and he likelooks at them and then he goes
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and like grabs the telephone. Tellthe police. But the police don't come,
no, because the bad guy comesand then Dakota Johnson comes before it
hit before him, after him.So where was the police? No?
Never, they never showed They nevershowed up. They don't give a fuck
until Dakota Johnson drives through the dinerwith a car. Yeah she she actually,
yeah, she drives. She stealsa taxi, she drives into a
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diner, call his property damage.Kids have three kids, and then she
also steals a fucking ambulance and putsAdam Scott's uh the labor in the labor
prematurely. She put her in danger. She has her like like three fugitive
kids. That a killer is.She's also like gonna give birth in the
taxi that's stolen. Yeah, ohmy god. Anyway, what a horrible
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movie. But what I was gettingat was, oh yeah. She also
blows up a building, the fireworksbuildings, right, okay, and destroys
the PEPs okay, okay. Whenshe's in the hotel room with the three
girls, she like gets them tostart talking about their lives where they all
start trauma dumping. So then thenit's like where's sisters. Nobody wants us,
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and it's like, okay, that'show she indoctrinated them. That's how
she got these girls to be likeher little sister group. Very weird,
just really toasted. A needy bitchis what she is. They all are
needy, awful little bitches. Yeah, they're all made for each other.
Yeah, really honestly. But thenyeah, the action shot at the very
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end where it's all four of themstanding there with the exception of Madame Webb
because she's in a wheelchair with theirsuits, which, like Mark said,
who the fuck made these? Yeah, yeah, they don't get their powers.
It's like it's like I see anarration scene of her being like some
day you'll be spider women, andit's like like how they but how your
mom gave you the powers because shegot bit by a spider giving while giving
birth to you, Like, howthe fuck did these three weirdos? It's
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not like a Batman thing where they'reall just like fighting crime, but they
have like electric powers. One haslike spider suits spider legs that come out
of its are like button stuff.Yeah, it's it's weird, weird movie.
Yeah, we feel okay, guys, this is not our usual set
to start to break the immersion ofthe podcast if you're listening to this especially,
but we have a new set comingup. But we're still like putting
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it together, so it'll be donefor hopefully next week. Years the mail
it never fails. It makes mewant to why my tadn't when it comes
out? I want a whelm.Grab it, grab grab grab the mail
mark. It's mail time. Thisis what people came here to see.
Damn it. This one, guys, this is we have to do the
red one first. Don't put hisaddress. This one's from Should we even
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say the first name? At least? What if it says the inside?
Okay, this one's from Jacob.Okay, we also find I we don't
even have to worry about size forthese uh things. Don't worry about Oh
yeah, we don't have to worryabout size because they just put it in
a bigger pill box and give usa key to open it. So send
us whatever the fuck you want now, Okay, look at this, send
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us Brian plushes. Sometimes when Ilook at you, I wonder how I
got so lucky out of all thepeople in the world. How am I
the one who gets to share mylittle life with you? Okay? Maybe
not every day is like sunny skies, but we end up figuring life out
side by side, and when everythingis going right, we couldn't be better
together. Sometimes all of a suddenI realize all over again, how wonderful
(20:53):
you are, and how smart andkind and devoted and loving. Wow,
hold the greatest piece in our timein three D, guys is oh whoa
dude, biggie Jesus three D.I didn't even finish. I didn't finish
reading it. Okay, this iswhat they say. They said on the
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inside. It says and always,not just sometimes, even when things aren't
going exactly as planned. I'm incrediblygrateful that I'm lucky enough to start every
morning and every night with you bymy side. Happy Valentine's Day. I
forgot said Valentine's Day, Love youtoo, To the moon and back.
Little Wench meeting Halfway's number one fan, Jacob, please come to Momo Con.
(21:37):
I guess we have to go toMamo Con to thank Jacob. Dude,
is it look good? You knowwhat? It's really funny as we
but we have the yeah, wehave blue and red lighting. Right now
it looks like big I mean misterEdda, Oh yeah, do I say
biggie cheese so it makes it blendtogether. It's Jacob, this is sick.
(21:59):
Whoa, that's so fucking funny.You know we can do now,
we can put that on. Wehave a corkbird over here that we recently
put out. So this is amazing, Thank you, thank you so much.
So this is from this one's fromEddie, the one Wench I has
a glass eye. Oh look there'ssomething written on there. There's a sticker
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in here. WHOA what is it? It might be of him his oc
Hello Mark and Veronica. Can Istart off by saying, I'm a huge
fan of the podcast. I nevermiss an episode and I'm always laughing at
all the jokes you both come upwith. Baba booie. By the time
you're reading this, it's either Valentine'sDay or the day it's a week after.
Sorry, but I want to sayHappy Valentine's Dad, both of y'all
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and everyone in the comments and thelisteners at home. Valentine's Day is such
a wholesome day to sand Slash sayhow much you love your significant other,
dear friends, family in general.I don't have a significant other to say
thank you, but I have anamusing family and friends that I give my
life to. Anyways, I hopeyou have an awesome day and a good
year. Can't we wait? Whowill be interview this year? Looking forward
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to it eventually, And there's abunch of cool quotes like bebba bute Fortnite,
the Kelly Gough Experience. Sincerely,Eddie PS. I'm also including a
sticker of myself and hopefully sometimes somedayI can get you both to signed my
fairly had parents funk o pipe,Well we could sign it. He includes
his Instagram, his ex usanm andhis epic games. Maybe we should play
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four name with him. Do youknow what this means? Eddie Garcia is
the first one to say baba booieby letter dude. This is the first
letter baba booe we've ever had.It is literally transcended the postal service.
That's true. It's in every way, shape or form we've baba booed.
I think something from me. It'shis next one. This is from Cole.
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If anyone doesn't know Cole edits myhis name online. This is from
Nitpicker, who edits my splash dashvideos and a couple of videos on my
me and share. They helped withthe regular show video, the ranking one.
They edited the first I want tosay five seasons and then season eight,
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and I edited six and seven.I believe if that was a horrible
time. This one, this onepiped. Oh my god, this is
long. Never mind, know it'snot it says, dear Wench. You
don't know me, but one ofyour masters knows me. He's looking.
One of your masters knows me verywell. Then he was a nitpicker.
But you can call me cold.But you're a dog, so you can't
really call me either. I'm sorryI didn't send you a card. I
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hadn't had the time. Even thoughwe never met in person, I've seen
you so many times in all theepisodes of Meeting half Away. Between you
and me, you're always the maincharacter, never Mark, never Veronica.
So I wanted to write you personallyto wish you a happy Valentine's Dad.
I hope you have a great timewith all the people that you love and
cherish of you walk and play amongstthe grass. I hope you feel the
pleasure knowing your worst days are passed. And I hope you know there's a
floor Floridian out there that cares deeplyabout you and your safety. So I
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ask of you is and then changesfun to impact and says is to please
get me. I I'm sorry fortricking you, but I had to get
Mark to read this on camera.I'm not Floridian. I'm being held hostage
someplace in Michigan. Mark is makingme edit his videos and holding me hostage.
Anyone is watching, please come rescueme. I've hidden the address somewhere
in this note. Once you're there, you need a passa to get in.
I've seen Mark type it. It'sfour. I can't read the rest
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of that. I hear footsteps.I need to read. I need to
hurry and address this envelope. Comefind me, please, kind regards,
col What do you think? Damn? I'm sorry you got the little little
wench's hopes up? What the fuck? Uh? This is giant, by
the way, It's got a Brianon one side of in the other.
(25:36):
Look you got the brun This isfrom min This is from wow Sonic.
The hedgehog squeezing Mark. Look thehedgehog pet. Dude. There's so much
shit in here. God, whoatwo stickers sticks? There's two of these.
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I gotta like start shutting. Here'sthe car. Ok, yeah,
card first, whoa look at this. We'll take we'll take pictures of this.
Whoa little humping wench? You're humpingquench winking? This is for you.
This is for you, Little Winch, Dearest little Wench. The buyers
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are set. Make sure the productis ready for shipping. We will rendezvous
at the coordinates you last sent.Try to sneak off when Mark and Veronica
won't notice, love Minberry p s. Don't coom on the product that's for
you. Look he's getting up.This sucks is Let's see what's in here?
(26:40):
Whoa what the crunch Fortnite one gotthat little Wench a little pet smart
gift card. We gotta get thatlittle Innch something. We gotta get him
the best fucking ok yeah, dude, this is like a little an actual
turpig. Wow, men, VerryCrunch. Let's see, all who don't
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know min Verry Crunch would come ontoour streams all the time, and he'd
also play Fortnite with us and amongus occasionally and fall guys. But uh,
he's got a twitch on here.Okay, this is a bunch of
like little poster stuff. So thisis a little pattern of Sammy Bean and
Wench. Oh there's nothing. I'mMark and Veronica just like old times.
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It may not be fifty twitch shops, but I hope you enjoy this wonderful
bunt do you have a bad memberycrunch yourself? Wow? Oh my god,
look at them. He's also includeduh, little poster of his avatar.
Yes, this is going on theboard for sure. There's a little
note bet ped print I of himasking where Fortnite Sunda went, which is
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very topical. I think we mentionedthat last old thing he used to be
on Fortnite Sundays with us. Thisis like all his like Fanhart for us.
This is the weird kid from thepool. I hope it's a long
ride or not. Sorry, thisis the kid. Yeah. And he
also included a variant in which he'swe're all dressed like Power Rangers. Ronnie
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is gonna like this one a lotwhere it's uh, it's the Carolina Reaper.
It's the Carolina Reaper, dude.We have to frame this. And
this one's really cool too. Wehave to call this one is all the
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variants of Brian and me cold postersthat you got, the one where he
goes that's a good one. Okay, should I open up these two squeegees,
Just get it out of the way. Open the squeegees. There's still
so much more in here. Idon't even where'd you get these are five
dollars? Doing the very crunch?What are squeegees? Fuck? Which one
(28:57):
will you get? Squeeze collectible characters? That's easier, it makes less noise,
all right, let's see. Whoa, this is really cool? Actually,
it's like it looks really good.Honestly for five two knocks, we
can both have one and look atthe Look at the paint job on this
one though. Whoa, yeah,this mine's also like he's like deformed where
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his glove will not leave, Likewe're like the front of his face.
Yea, I know min minds thesame way, but it's like touching his
nose. That's pretty cool. Thisis great crunch. This is like Christmas.
Okay, what's in here? That'sthe thing that was covering the post?
Here is a Sonic like. Ithink this is done for the second
Sonic movie compilation of Oh My God. Okay, okay at a time.
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There's so much here, I know, there's so much so Sonic teals compilation
book cool. Pretty sweet. That'spretty sick. Also to Sonic really teals
one too, pull them both up. There's so much stuff that I like
a lot of I can't look anothersqueege. Maybe you'll get something else.
(30:10):
Oh, it's on my lap.Sorry dude, again, this is like
the most gifts I've ever gotten,like I was a kid. What the
fun? There's also a knuckles knucklesfucking pez dispenser to this rocks. Wow,
dude, very crunch. This one'scool. Shadow that you have a
gun? No cool pose? Lookat this though, whoa it is a
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little mini version. I have onethat's a little bit bigger, but now
he has little brothers. Yeah,my donkey Kong shrine. Okay, can
I make a prediction? I seethe cover like a circular thing, and
I want to make a guess.Is this the Sonic the Hedgehog? Mister
Botito had? If so, itis the Sonic the Hedgehog? Mister,
well, what the fuck? Whatthe dude, very crunch crunch, Where
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did you find this? I've neverseen this in a store. I've always
been like, do I get one? Or do I not have one?
Thats like they gave us pins.Really yeah, but I can't see the
front of it because these little things, the little cosmo con pins. Oh
my god, Ry cries, Wewe gotta take open all these Yes,
(31:18):
holy ship, I want to putthis on. Well, five Nights at
Freddy's. Whoa, a little balloon, that's the little Oh my god,
this little bean a little balloon,Freddy whoa. Look, you also have
mystery Box Classic Sonic Mighty. Herehold them up. But there's one more.
(31:41):
Oh my god. Yeah, thisis seriously dude, thank you?
What the so? Okay, we'lltake photos of all these. There's a
bunch of four inch or two inClassic Sonic figures. That the official Five
Nights at Freddy's movie the novel adaptedby Andrea wag Nerve. That's pretty sick.
Now you have to read that onefor your next And here's the final
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one. Dude, Membury crunch adeluxe Donkey Kong. This is fucking amazing,
mim very crunch. I. Icannot wait to put this up on
our shelf. This is not whatI was expecting in here. Neither was
I I was. I thought itwas gonna be candy. I wasn't even
expecting that. I just I thoughtit was gonna be like a big box
on a card insane. This isactually fucking insane. I'm like that again.
(32:30):
That was like, uh hi,like I never experienced. I feel
like I was just sort of akid who like I never like put down
the stuff I actually wanted. Likeif I wanted like a bunch of cool
Sonic toys, I wouldn't put iton. I put down like all their
ship you know, so I wouldfor Christmas, I'd always get like cool
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stuff, but I would put whatI want down and never get what I
wanted. So I was afraid ofI was like, I won't want answer
that. That's fine. This isfucking so nice and very crunched nice.
Thank you, and thank you Eddieand thank you Jacob. That was a
success. This was yeah, ourfirst po box opening, and there's more
(33:13):
to come. Well, we won'tdo this every week, but it won't
be every week, but we willhave one next week for sure, because
if we got anything I heard there, yeah, some people said that they
mailed out some stuff. But yeah, it's not a lot. We can
just like build it up. Iwill do one next week recently Valentine's dad
things. But after that we'll doit like every maybe like once every like
two weeks or once a month,you know, yeah, once a month.
(33:35):
I think it would be good.Yeah, for sure. Way,
we have a bunch of stuff,so we could just make an episode of
it. Yeah, this is thisis so much stuff. I know,
it's like everywhere. Look, wehave so much ship for our corkboard.
Not I know, I can't wait. Yeah, well we'll take a picture
of the corkboard and uh fan artor fun form? Yeah fine, uh
yeah, we want to pick thetech form fan art or like doodles or
(34:00):
posters or anything except you know thisthough, I'm fucking framing this one.
I'm absolutely framing this one. Thisone's so fucking good. I can't.
You should call Sonny right now,see if you see if you could FaceTime
him on discord? Oh wait,I think I have my phone. What
is he doing, like working areal job? Guys with friends like this?
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I'm all right, he's a groomsman. Yeah, he's a groomer.
I'm not here right now. Yeah, I get ready, I'm not here
right now. You know, Inever noticed he slurs all of the words
(34:45):
very any miss Phil's diaper. Sonnyis the episode of Kenny Versus Penny where
he ships in the diaper and weirdsall day? Is that every day's not
challenge from it? You know whatpisses me off? Zendaya. Yeah,
Fuck Zuendia. I've hated Zendia sinceDisney Channel days. Fuck her. I
(35:07):
don't care how good looking she looksin a metallic suit. She's got no
tits and no assets. Why thewhole suit had to do it for her?
I don't even mind her, butthat those trailers. They played two
trailers before Madame Webb her like asthe star. One was doing which I
don't give but the other one waswas a challengers. It was the one
about the tennis Challengers. Yeah,and I'm surprised you remember it. I
(35:30):
remember because that trailer pissed me offbecause one it shows the whole movie,
but two she has this She's oneof those actresses, at least in that
movie. I don't know where muchfrom other stuff except Spider Man, I
guess, but she's one of thoseactresses who will like try to play a
role where they always want to looklike convintional sexy. They always had to
look sexy, they always have tobe like post kind of like Lily Rose
(35:53):
Depp in that one shitty HBO seriesshe did with the Weekend I Icon I
Idle something which was referenced in MidaWeb was it? Remember, she was
like I just want to go homeand watch idol. She says she was
referring to American idol. Oh no, I think she was. Okay,
(36:14):
I don't know what that. Shemight be referring to whatever show you're talking
that she got like one season waslike a massive bomb. Dude, I
am watching that when full on deepthrow his own cock right now an stop
that. Yeah, he got afucking love letter. Now he needs to
suck himself off. You're sick.Yeah, No, Zindaa fucking sucks.
(36:36):
She's I have never seen a scenethat Zundia has done where I'm like,
Wow, I'm convinced you're like goodat something that's kind of like Tom Holland
for me, for each other.Yeah, they really are. Yeah.
Tom Holland's one of those actors,isn't he doesn't He like try to branch
out every night and then it justnever's doing stage performance. He's Romeo,
(36:57):
Yeah, which I mean, youknow what it is. He's got the
Leonardo DiCaprio effect right now where heis stuck in the dreamy boy stage of
his career even though he's a fullgrown man. Everybody looks at him as
like that dreamy boy, which isthe same thing. Yeah, well yeah,
but I think he has it andTimothy Chalamagne has it. Although I
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see a lot of people getting reallysick and tired of him now because of
Wonka. Yeah and Dune. Forsure, he was the it boy and
everybody loved him, and then theyrealize how fucking untalented and stupid looking he
is. That guy looks like thatguy looks like the tiki room. Fucking
like the tiki's in the tiki roomwhere they're on the wall and their eyes
are all lazy and they go,yeah, yeah, you know. Yeah,
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It's just it's that actor where theyalways had, like Timothy Shallat and
Wonka just seems like he's always tryingto have that like whimsy. I'm quirky,
you know, And it's just andLiam, you know, I think
about it too, and I'm like, the point of acting is to be
convinced, right, Nobody I thinkwas convinced of his whimsy. It was
just so we saw him trying toact whimsical. Yeah, and a really
(38:04):
good example of a movie that doeswhimsy in a way that I feel like
is more believable or at least enjoyable. Mister mcgrim's wonder employ Him. Yeah,
we watched that again yesterday again,for like a million times. Yeah.
I like that movie a lot too. I was telling you, I
was telling yesterday, I like wheneverI first saw that movie as a kid,
I feel like I didn't fully likeget it. Like I liked it,
(38:25):
but I didn't feel like it wasI didn't fully understand it, you
know, where like a lot ofstuff went over my head or I just
I saw like Kermit the Frog,but I didn't see like the like commentary
on like life and Death. Youknow. Yeah, that's one of those
movies that's like way better to watchas an adult than a kid. And
I think that's maybe why I likea lot of people don't really care about
(38:46):
it, because they probably saw itwhen they were a kid, and they're
just like, you know, butmark my words, dude, mark my
words. People on TikTok will betalking about it. Remember the movie,
mister mcgreeam's Wondering Ployer. It wasdarker than you think. It was actually
pretty deep. It'll be like thetwo guys pretending like they've never had this
conversation or they didn't plan this scripted. Yeah, that's my channel right now.
(39:10):
Yeah, remember where we see thatgirl. We see that girl last
night who always pulled the same likefive fucking cartoon things where she was like,
yeah, the Fairly Odd Parents,Timmy is actually sixteen years old.
It's like everyone says, he's likedid you find did you know that?
In one episode of Fairly Odd Parents, Timmy actually wishes to be a kid
for fifty years? But then mythought is like you, you bitch,
(39:32):
have not said down. You've notwatched that season like eight episode. You
know you saw that clip on adifferent TikTok I just did it. Yeah,
they had a million likes, soobviously people are aware of it.
It's the classic TikTok effect where it'sregurgitating the same information. It's like playing
telephone, you know, regurgitating thesame information but less unless each time is
(39:52):
accurate. Yeah. Yeah, kindof like somebody duplicating a recipe and making
it over and over again to whereit just becomes nothing like how it should
be. See those videos that usedto be like yess almost existed now,
I know. It was like thesetwo guys of like remember Jedward from the
Ukyo UK people, You definitely remember, but two twins with the weird hair.
(40:15):
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. It was two guys that looked
like them, and they're on YouTubeand they're looking at like memes or like
images, like well fascinating images onYouTube, and it's like ten years ago.
And it's one that's like SpongeBob twentyten and it's like a stock artist
SpongeBob and then there's like a sideby side and the next one says like
SpongeBob in twenty twenty and it's likea human in the drawn in the SpongeBob
(40:37):
style that looks like SpongeBob in thepost. I mean, guys are taking
it seriously and looked as old Spongebobscould look like. No, they're like
getting said about it, and it'slike Edward was getting upset about old SpongeBob.
Yeah. It's just like so thatkind of fix shit where it's like
you're pretending to care about like media, That's what bugs me. So do
you think do you think it wasthe reaction content on YouTube that farmed this
(41:00):
like behavior or farmed these kinds ofvideos that we see consistently. I think
it's people being dumb. I thinkit's just dumb people existing. Do you
think dumb people existed like this tothis caliber before? Yes, It's the
equivalent of like you going to likethe school playground. You'd be like,
you know, there's like an episodeof Spycub where squidwar kills them. Different
(41:20):
though, because your children. Nobodywould come up to you and work and
be like, hey, you rememberthat, don't I with the blooded eyes
like child? I remember a cryingchild. Okay, we were having a
super Kelly Goff experience. We wereat Korean barbecue with Kelly Goff. We're
having the ultimate Kelly Goff experience.And I kept asking our waiter, have
(41:44):
you ever heard of Jon Tron's firework? It's really good? You should listen
to sometimes annoyed because every time Kellenwanted to order more, I would interrupt
him and then ask the waiter thesame question, and the waiter would laugh
really hard and just like would keepbuying him to the big and then walk
away when it was done. Andknew Killen wanted to order, but he
(42:04):
would listen to my bullshit. That'svery completely forgot about. It's really funny.
Oh man, So, madam,madam Webb, how many Baba booys?
Out of Baba Booys A one Aone. You gave it a two
earlier? No, I didn't,Yes, and I gave it a two
point five. I gave it one. What do you mean early? We
didn't do that in this episode.We didn't do that. That In the
(42:27):
car when we were going home,I said, one, I think that
movie is like it's not even likeit's funny, bad, but it's not
worth watching unless you like, youknow what, then we're gonna have to
watch Mobis And no, we'll haveto watch Mobis and then the next episode
you can tell me which which betterbetter? Okay, we'll do Okay,
Sure, I will sit through Mobisagain again. I I feel like I
(42:49):
I literally like, no joke,I never I've never felt this in my
life. But I walked on,I sat down, and I got up
again and it was over. That'swhat it felt that the whole I had
to calm him down to stop yelling. He was so like, I feel
like I was blown a web bycertain things that I was like, what
the fuck is that? You knowwhat it is? It's the camera work
that that the camera work in Morbiusand Madame Webb is fucking in scene Madame
(43:12):
Webb is added like a Saw movie, like all the spinning shows weird like
cuts still, like open a shotupside down and then start turning the camera
like twisting it give things Dutch anglesfor no reason and then twirl the camera
out of frame. Yeah, it'sjust you know, what I just realized
is the neck. The new newmobis to the Madam Web is the new
(43:37):
Jennifer Lopez movie. And it looksI have no idea what the fuck is
called. And you want to knowwhat's really funny, I don't even know
Jennifer Lopez made it a movie.But we have a friend in town,
glass Cake as you guys. Ifyou guys don't know, you guys just
check out his work. And wewere walking on the Hollywood Strip and fucking
they had giant tents and rose petalsall over the ground. They're like rolling
(43:59):
up the red carpet and I like, hey man. She went out to
a guy. I was like,you know what this was about? He
was like, oh, yeah,some Jennifer Lopez thing. Then I'm not
even kidding. The next day,boom on Amazon, Jennifer Lopez movie.
It looks really shit. It looksreally stupid. And I think we should
watch it. It's not is it. I have no idea if this is
her autobiography or I have no idea. I think this is like her equivalent
(44:22):
of Dancer in the Dark, likefor b York. You know unders that
either you should would you know whatDancer in the Dark. Sure, we
already watched Elvis Elma suck. Yeah, Elvis was ship, So we watched
Elvis. We should watch Dancer inthe Dark. Then we should watch the
Jennifer Lopez movie. And then wewatched Morbiz and then we watched Mobis okay
(44:43):
sounds good? Yeah, guys,that seems like a perfect time to end
the podcast. Thanks so much forjoining us. Please send us more letters
at the po box. I lovedreading them. This was really fun.
It was fun. Thank you Eddie, Jacob and Mimber Crunch very cry and
we'll see you next time or wewon't have a guest, but maybe the
time after that we will. Whoknows, anything is possible if you believe. Bye.
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