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Hello, everybody, My name isMark A. Plier, and this time
we're plague. Five dots at Freddy'sBaba Bia dished. That's pretty good,
thanks guys. Hershey Chocolate Bars rippedoff mister Beasts. We noticed that mister
Beast has a new competitor, andit's Hershey's, guys, and mister Beast
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is noticed too, and he willbe sending the Mister Beast army. He
will be sending Carl Jacobs to gokill the CEO of her, send Chris
to throw all of her tampons atthem. When you first saw that Hershe's
was going to make their own feastablescandy bar, What was your thought on
that? This is my thought.So I came to you and I was
like, damn her. She's justripping off mister beasts. Because mister Beast,
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of course, has he got outof the getting yeah for diddling kids
taking adrenochrome. He's uh, he'slooking to get of the best burger business
and get into the quick easy candybusiness. Okay, no fuck off,
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Wait time, app didn't the Feastiblescome out before the Beestburger? No?
That's a lie. Okay, boomshow the show the evidence here. Put
a big ding for for me beingright, Okay, but then if I'm
wrong, put the layer of themboth over each other. Yes, So
he started doing the chocolate bars,and now he does like carl Gummies,
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which I've never seen in person.I've never seen at It's been like what
two years since he's announced Feastibles.I have not once seen a single fucking
thing for Carl Jacob gummies. Andwe tried the Feastable when it came on,
and we were like, that's finechocolate. But what we really fell
in love with wait. Our firstintroduction to the Feastibles hold on. Our
first introduction was why the fuck isthis so small? Why is so small?
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And this just tastes like modeling chocolateor like chocolate like gourmet chokl Like
no, okay, gourmet sounds toofancy. It sounds like chocolate you would
use for like chocolate making class atlike the community center. Yeah, teas
generic, but but I will sayI really liked the crunch one that they
did. Every time we go toseven eleven really high at night, I'd
be like, mister best bar,okay. Mark would be like, okay,
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well, we gotta get the BestBar. And at first I was
like, I don't give a fuckabout the Beast Bar. But then no,
but then we got him. Wegot two, actually we got Mark
got the Crunch one and I gotthe D's Nuts one back when it was
still called the D's Nuts one rip, and and it was all right,
it was all right, it wasall right. I would I see this
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thing. It's it's common knowledge thatAmerican chocolate is shit, but mister b
Spar was like the only one whereI'm like, I can eat that because
it's chocolate normal. Yeah. Butalso, you know, at first we
were like, oh haha, theBest Bar whatever, it's funny because it
has his fucking fece plastered on theadvertising that and also it was like,
oh, go to seven eleven,get a diet doctor Peppy, get a
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Beast Bar, go home, playFortnite. You know. Yeah, that
was like our ritual, yeah fora bit, you know. And at
first it was all fun and games. But then we were like, okay,
but but if I were to getany chocolate bar, it would be
I would get the Best Bars.So no, mister beasts cover. He
said, look, I can goeven further, and he's released brand new
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flavor, brand new, marketing,brand new everything around the Beast Bar to
get rid of his dirty feet onin the cover. What happened was is
the Beast Bars got in trouble forthese nuts using these nuts because these nuts
was technically a thing in Australia forlike cashews or whatever. Yeah, and
they got sued, so they hadto rebrand, and in rebranding they've simplified
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it a hell of a lot more. They added their little Beast logo,
which I'd argue looks a little generic, a little Minecraft YouTuber intro, but
but no, it sticks out.It sticks I on a shelf. It
sticks out because most chocolate bars havepackaging like that, where it's orange or
brown or like I think the onlythings that I could think that are different
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than this are like a Babe ruthor watch him a call it because they're
like white, or you're like yellow. Even then, butterfingers is yellow,
but it's always like a warm warmtones because if you watch food theory,
the color blue is inappetizing for usas humans, and so most retailers,
I would imagine, would avoid usingcolors like blue for their packaging. Yeah,
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but I got a handed a beast. It looks pretty good. I
it's eye catching. So one dayI would gap and I see mister Beasts
tweeting saying he's harassing seven E Liveemployees to stalk the Beast barks not stalking
it. But then like a littlebit later, he's like, oh,
look at this right. Whenever Irebrand my mister Beasts bar advertising how I'm
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using a creamier milkier recipe. Look, who comes fucking crashing like rinning on
my parade. Hershey genius Hershees havereleased a new chocolate bar. And I
don't know how regularly they do thator how regularly that happens. That is
specifically advertised to have a creamier,milkier to you. You know what,
we have it right here, rightoff the bat. I can see why
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polices would avoid using blue because thisbar, this Hershey bar, looks unappetizing
as fuck. That's what I'm saying. It looks ugly. It just looks
hideous. That's because Mark, that'sbecause they use a lighter blue. They
use a lighter blue, like aneggshell blue or a robin's egg blue.
This is really saturated. This comesoff like baby yeah right, Okay,
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Okay, this is Chester's Okay,but the reason why this works is because
of the mister Beast's logo. Yeah, it looks cool, it's literally just
because of the mister Beasts logo,because the Mister Beasts logo is this color
and from a okay, from anon fan, okay, because we're really
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not that shut up, Yes youare. You literally put on the new
Mister Beast everything. That's who doesn'twatch the new Mister Beets. Let's be
raise a hands. Who doesn't watchthe new Mister Beast. She literally watches
them? You know why because heputs them on the TV. But I
don't choose to watch them. Nota mister Beasts fan Comparing these two,
Okay, this has shit stains smearedall over the side. This is literally
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like a fat guy had a fuckingchocolate bar under his titty and there is
ship smeared under him because he didn'tknow which one was his ass. Yeah,
and the packaging, the color ofthe packaging got all desaturated because of
his Yes, this looks like aworn out piece of underwear. Look through
this. Yeah, little wench,which would you rather? He's staring at
the Mister Beasts bar he does noteven he's not even giving a passing glance
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to the Hershey Bar. What doyou think, Wench, he loves a
beast, Little Wenching. Let's We'regonna let little Wenching try each one of
these chocolates. This is Little Wenching'slast appearance on the podcast. Guys.
This is this is where I disagreewith good old Jimmy Beast over here,
is that he perhaps jokingly accused hersshe's of like coinciddenally just coming out with
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a sam kind of gimmickrn tapes.Okay, but I would argue, like
months and perhaps years of like researchand development making the fucking thing, like
putting it on. I don't thinkher she's actually ripped off. Okay,
time the fuck out. Okay,time the fuck out. Let's look at
Hershey's gross income for the last twosince since the Beast Bars have been on
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shelves, shall we? Okay,you look up when the Beast Bars have
been have first been released. Okay. Mister Beast's Chocolate Bar recently celebrated it's
second anniversary, launching on January twentyninth, twenty twenty. Okay, so
since twenty twenty two, their incomehas been going down what it literally has
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been going down with the one exceptionof this one month they did well,
which might have been the month theyreleased The War, which might have been
the month where they released that bar. In the last two years they've been
doing worse. That's like, that'slike Prime Logan Paul cast Ice, Prime
Drink, like selling more than likeGatorade or whatever like recently, where it's
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like it's overpassed them in a year. And that's the thing is this is
the future. This is the future. Is you like the notoriety of old
traditional brandings doesn't matter anymore because anybodycan be an entrepreneur now and it used
to be that anybody could be anentrepreneur before, but now anybody could be
an entrepreneur. But it's also peoplehave never been more attached to like being
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a consumer of like their favorite Internetlike celebrity, just being a consumer in
general. I mean, look atTikTok and even then look at mister Beasts
like giving away like I'm gonna giveaway ten thousand dollars to anyone who buys
a Beast bar, and like misterBeasts. Let me just say, if
you're watching this, three to dowe bought three for this video. Gimme
bee, gimme bee. We wentto the seven eleven and they nothing,
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They had nothing, They had nothingfor it. They still have your old
brand ending on the Beast bars,mister Jimmy Beast. We went to seven
to eleven three times this week,three times and on their stock day,
and they still had no No,bess, we had special orderies in for
this video. Mark did actually haveto. We were actually surprised they got
all three of them. Yeah,from Target. But also I wanted to
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say, mister Beast, you're announcingthe winners of the ten thousand dollars of
buying mister Beast bars on my birthday, and that is not a lie.
The March twenty ninth, you wereannouncing the winners. So just saying,
I think it's my birthday, misterbeat. Hashtag Mark Beast's birthday, Mark
Beast's birthday. Guys, come on, Jimmy, come on, Jimmy,
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come on. Sorry. Mark.Oh my god, I love I love
that. That's a fucking meme.I love that people like that. This
is the moment of truth. Here'sthe question. Whoever came up with the
idea first, whoever created chocolate first, Hershey or mister Beast whoever made the
creamy chocolate first, mister Beast orHershey's, which one tastes better? That's
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the at the end of that.That's what we're trying to find out,
guys, is which one tastes better? Which which one chocolate recipe is creamy?
So okay, Mark, I wasthinking you did a blind test.
Really, okay, okay, whichis gonna be hard because the fucking Hershey
one has a dumb ass car pattern. I will I will cut it into
a square. Really, I willcut both of them into a random square.
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Okay, sure, okay, Andthis is gonna be the Mark blind
taste test. And I wanted tospecify two dollars versus like two dollars and
seventy cents there are. They seemto be around the seam size, but
they're not the mister Best bar.Like if we were to go by like
where the chocolate starts. Look,look, we'll open one. We'll open
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up the Hershey one. That's nothingworth mentioning is that the Hershey bar is
isn't like a chocolate bar. Itis too like two strings of cows all
like a human centipede formation. Soalready you're getting less chocolate there because they're
having in a dumb ass cog pattern, whereas the mister Best Bar it's just
a straight up chocolate bar. Soalready it seems like you're getting is all.
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It's it's so cute, but it'sso fucking like I'm getting less chocolate.
No, it is definitely like astylistic choice. Like when has Hershey's
ever Like when have they ever advertisedthemselves for their like milk or the milk
chocolate chocolate aspect of their like products. I don't think ever, unless it
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was like chocolate milk, like theHershey's chocolate milk. But look at how
a little chocolate you're getting there,Like it's cut off by the fucking packaging,
the white. The white packaging isn'teven enough to like, yeah,
now open the best Where is thisall chocolate? Baby? Look at this
already opening up the Beast bar.It is the full fucking covers the whole
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thing. There's no lot here,a fake like white tray of little tiny
chocolate of cat Okay, mark,I'm gonna do, You're gonna cut I'm
gonna cut these up in the kitchenand then I'm gonna blindfold you and feed
you on and we'll see how thisgoes. Okay, sounds good. This
is the moment or mister Beasts eitherhits us forever, our our love zest
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and gives us a million best dollars. This one right here, right here,
okay, is the mister Beast one. Okay, that's the Jimmy Beast
one. And this one right hereis the Hershey's one. Okay, So
we're gonna give him this one first, and then we're gonna give him that
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one. Okay, open your mouth. Do you want my opinion? Sure?
Yeah, give me your opinion ofthat. So far, that was
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pretty good. It's pretty sweet.Okay, I think that's the mister Beasts
one. You think that's the misterBeasts one. Okay, what don't you
like about it? Maybe it's liketoo a little too sweet. We're like
eating a full bar of that.I feel like I might feel sick,
but I guess that's what some peoplewant. You know. It's a lot
of chocolate. Okay, here's thenext one. So yeah, that's the
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Hirshey one. How can you tell? Because when you put it in my
mind that immediately fell apart, andI was like, yeah, that would
be the harder one to kind ofdo a square fuck off. But no,
they don't taste They taste similar butnot the same, because the Hershey
one advertises on it prominently like,oh it is fucking chocolate milk flavored,
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which is just their web saying it'slike milkier. But so, but you
can tell us that like that toit, you know, the chocolate milkier
like kind of side to it,you know what I mean. I don't
know, so let me try Yeah, yeah, try it. Okay,
So here's the mister Beasts part thatalso, this one is yours, the
one that wasn't fucked Okay, ittastes like sorry, buddy. The mister
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Bee's chocolate tastes like like a chocolatecoin. Yeah. And then this one
is the Hershey and the Hershey one. Okay, the mister Bee's chocolate has
more bitterness than the Hershey one.The Hershey one is a lot more sweeter,
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and I'd argue that the Hershey onemelts a lot more than the Mister
Beasts one. But the Mister Beastone's just better. There's something about it.
And you're getting more for your moneytoo. Yeah, you really are.
You're getting like a whole fucking thingof bars. Although I don't like
that he has like the three hehas like three little squares and then he
has one big long part that saysfeastables, and then three little squares.
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Again. I just kind of likeit because it looks like unique. I
like, I would rather you don'tthink the cow looks unique. The kai
is just like shit. You know, it's like you were cheap. You
wanted to make less chocolate to makeit seem like you were given to buy
more. It is. It isreally fucking cheap. That is the one.
My one thing against fucking her shoesis they really fuck you. They
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cut you a small piece of chocolate, which I wouldn't mind, but they
try to make you seem like it'sbigger, make you think it's bigger.
So mister packaging is like almost thesame Yeah, it almost the same size.
Mister beast wins. In my opinion, I agree, mister beast wins.
And that's not biased. And that'snot because we want a million dollars.
A million dollars. You know whatit is is, mister beast,
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the mister beast chalk has that charmof like holiday candy, you know what
I mean. It tastes like holidaycandy, like Halloween, like holiday chocolates,
you know, whereas the Hershey's onetastes like Easter chocolates, where it's
like really cheap and really like gimmicky. Gimmicky. Yeah, you're like gimmicky
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and and waxy. It's like waxychocolate almost. I think I've told you
before, ye I would compare theMister Beasts one to like it is like
perfectly like b greed Ucad chocolate.You know. That's how it tastes to
me. But sometimes sometimes you wantthat. I feel like whenever I went
back to Ireland down I had acadbree bar, I was like, oh
my god, it's so sweet andso like compared to what I'm used to
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having here that it was just solike sickening after a while. But that's
like I could eat a best bar. Okay, Mark, we haven't tried
the new Mister Beast Peanut butter orthe New Mister Beast crunch bar. Okay,
yeah yeah, we'll go through thesequick, just like a simple bite
and move on like that. Littlewinch feels great this is butt scratching song.
Ooh, don't winchy. Ooh,ooh, don't winching winking ooh,
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sti't winky ooh, it's winking winchy. So I think it's safe to say
that mister Beast has done himself.He already had perfection. That was the
Mister bet bar and he said no, I'm gonna make it even better.
And I would say he succeeded.I don't miss the old mister Beast bars.
They weren't bad. No, no, they weren't bad, But I
like, I like these ones ahell of a lot more. That's something.
Yeah, yeah, because this isthe Jimmy Beast episode. Yeah,
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the second Mister Beast episode we've had. And it's a thing where it's like
I wouldn't go on and say thatI'm a fan, but then at the
same time, everything that I've seenI've liked, you know what I mean,
Like every Mister Beast thing I've everseen, I'm like, that was
really cool. I like that,you know what. It kind of feels
like. It feels like mister Beastis everywhere in a way to where you
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don't even really need to be afan of him, because you will just
end up seeing him at some pointand see him do incredible things with how
much money he has. Yeah,but you know, I will say I
had respect for mister Beast for awhile because of like the philanthropy that he
does. I feel like that's youknow, he's giving back and that's good.
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But then as soon as he didthe like one hundred dogs adoption episode,
I was like, I wasn't likeno, no, no, I
wasn't like that. I was like, hell, yeah, Jimmy Beast,
that was really cool. I'm beanreally liked that episode. Now, little
bean ling, he wants to sitover here. Let's over here. You're
trying to cross? What are youtrying to do? No? Shoot,
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I think he's jealous of a littlewinch and getting the big pillow. See.
Oh, now he wants to comeover here. Now you want to
come over here? Guys, Beanwill do this really fucking annoying thing where
we'll take him out side to peeand he'll just walk around the garden doing
nothing, and then we'll be like, all right, you guess you wants
peace. We'll let him in andthen he'll go peacause you know someone's watching
it. It's because he wants todo the ultimate ham hack, which it's
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my Okay, for all you dogowners out there, I did not train
my dogs based off of well,okay, no, that's that's not true.
I did train my dogs based offof treats, but I never trained
my dogs how to be potty trainedwith treats, you know what I mean.
I never really use treats on walks, which is probably why Sammy bark
sometimes He walks as the treat.The walk was the treat, right,
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So when Bean goes outside, Iwas like, well, you know what,
maybe I should start rewarding him.Maybe I should start giving him like
ham or something every time he goespee outside, because that means he's being
a good boy. But also becausethe little Wench is getting old, so
he peas in the highest. No, that's not because he's getting old.
He's always pete in the house.Well, okay, little Wench was a
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like door dog at first. Fora long time for a lot of his
wife Mark hold up, he washomeless. Okay, so everywhere was his
Beth. But what I'm saying iswe wanted to encourage Wench to pee outside
and not in the me and highand it wasn't fair of us to give
Wench a treat for peeing outside andnot give the other dogs. Yes,
okay, you are complete. Yeah, yes, it's very true. But
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the thing is because this was neverintroduced to Bean when he was a puppy.
He was just like, oh,so if I just go outside,
I get him. Yeah, hedoesn't realize it's tied to the well.
He knows, but he knows thatif we let him outside, we're not
going to check. We're not gonnaknow, We're not going to check that
he peas and he knows that we'renot going to check. So he'll go
outside literally just like true fart andthen be like okay, and then go
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back inside and expect hands and goto the fridge. Yes, and he'll
run into the kitchen to the fridgeand be like, hey, give me
ham. I was good, Andso like half an hour later he will
actually have to pee. So it'slike double the treats exactly. Yes,
that's the ultimate ham hank. Yes, we've caught onto his ultimate ham hack
ways and have now just eliminated treatsall together, as far as using the
restroom outside being ruined it for theall the dogs Bean did ruin it for
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everyone. But you know what,ever, since then, it's happened a
lot lot less. Yeah, littleWench doesn't pee in the heist. That
little Wench has been very well.Okay, No, he did pee on
He did pee on the boxes overthere, that's Flexi Spot boxes. He
peed on our Flexi Spot boxes.So Flexi Spot and mister Beast, thank
you Flexi Spokio's free stuff. When'syour turn, mister Beast, Jimmy Beast,
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it's Mark's birthdays, it's my birthday. Like at that point, like,
aren't you friends with Carl Jacobs?Can she? Carl Jacobs, you
were supposed to come in on ourpodcast a while ago, Carl Jacobs.
I think we all know follows doequal endorsements. So, Carl Jacobs,
remember when Mark went on your podcastbefore the Mister Beast era, May we
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remind you very true? Does thestock fairly parents? Does the Family Guy?
What kind of music do you look? What kind of music do you
like? Gloria Hippo? Yeah,did we ever talk about the Family Guy
golf experience? We went to?Were we uploading the podcast around that time?
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I? Yes, we did talkabout the Family Guy Golf Experience because
I remember editing it. I don'tI feel like we were titled because podcast
I put pictures of the golfing thingup on an episode, didn't we or
Twitter? I thought you put iton guys if you didn't know, to
celebrate the upcoming season, the currentseason of Family Guy season twenty that's not
upcoming anymore. Yeah, they announcedour season twenty two. They had a
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very big release party that we didnot get invited to, but as a
follow up for all pedestrians, theyhad a experience, the Peter Griffin Mini
Golf Experience. Yeah, where youget to go mini golfing and all of
your favorite sets in co Hogum.Sorry, I was trying to I was
gonna say in sleepy Hollow what Yeah, exactly. That's why I had to
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stop myself. And so we werelike, oh, this is gonna be
so much fun. It's just aFamily Guy mini golf with like sets from
koh It's gonna be so cool.Got the hind Peter, Yeah, the
hind Peter. They also had twofood trucks that would give you specialty foods
and drinks based off of the titulartitular tarticular character testicular characters like Joe,
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but they wouldn't be like it wouldn'tbe actual food from the episodes. Guess
what episodes were there They had likefood that it would be like the Quagmire
tater tots, like the lowest ShirleyTemple. Yeah, lowest is fresh bake
cookies, which, mind you werenot fresh, babe. It was disgusting.
Thought you like them? No,I didn't. They sat in the
side of your car for like likea week before I thought we ate them,
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and you were like, those arepretty good. Ever does okay?
So we went with Jack and Nickyand I felt so bad because it was
a train wreck. It was ahorrible, horrible event, horribly put together
in playing. I felt so fuckingbad because like, Zach's been obviously busy
working and so you know, andso it was Nikki and so it was
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like the first time we were gettingto hang out with them in a long
time because it'd just been so preoccupiedwith work. They managed to like free
up at night and we went tothe fucking Peter Griffin Experience and the like
it was so packed. They hadthey had to give us like buzzers you
would get at like BJ's or arestaurant. Yeah, to wait for our
names to be called, to waitin line. Yeah, it was a
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virtual line to get in line andmake you go to a restaurant and you
like get one of those buzzer thingsand you go away for like half an
hour and you buzzes you come backand that's a great. You can wait
in the actual physical line. Youcan wait in the queue now to play
mini golf. Guys, we werethere four hours. We did not play
many golf. No, no,So you know what we did after we
got our buzzer, We waited inline in the food truck to get some
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fucking food and we were like friesand a fucking burger that was like a
corn dog, and that was it. That was it. We waited there
for two hours for a fucking foodtrucks, like two fucking hours, just
so we can get our food.And by the way, I had to
walk up there to remind them orderedbecause they didn't remember that we ordered.
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And within the two hours that wewere waiting for our food, our buzzer
to go golfing still never went off. Yeah, and so it's like four
hours have past and it's like whereyou get the food is where the fucking
mini golf course is. So it'slike I've looked at it, it is
playing it really that different. Yeah, you can clearly like see all of
it, Like you just you lookto your left and you see like five
little plots of like I want tosay, a couple of hearts, like
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four feet by four feet of justlike miniature cardboard cutouts of like Peter's house
and like the Hinden Peter. Yeah, And so we go in to leave,
and Veronica goes up to the guyat the coner and he's like,
hey, uh, just just takeus off the list. We're gonna Cause
know what happened was we were like, Okay, this is getting fucking ridiculous.
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I said, let me go inand talk to him. That's right.
And I walk in to go talkto him, and the line,
the actual line to mini golf isso long that it's actually going outside of
the building onto the sidewalk outside,and the mini golf starts at the opposite
side of the building. Yeah,just going through the whole building. It's
literally going across the whole entire buildingsto get to the back corner where it
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begins. So we've we haited fourhours and even if we got our mini
golf thing. Yeah, and itwould be like do a really quick hole
with twenty minutes for the guys infront of us to finish their you know
it was. It was just awful, right, So yeah, you went
to the guys. I went tothe guy and I said, hey,
listen, we never got our namescalled. And I've had this buzzer here
for like two hours and I stillhaven't gotten our names called. And we're
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going to go. Yeah, atthis point, meet Zach, Nicky and
Mark were just like, fuck this, let's just go. This is but
we saw it all. It wascool to see, but this is ridiculous.
Oh and also they had specialty drinksthat Mark and NICKI got. That
is like the Cleveland bath tub jokewhere it's called the Now Now bathtub.
There's a little bathtub and you drinkyour alcoholic drink and it has like it
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was like twenty dollars and you hadto return the You had to return the
bathtub so they would hold onto yourid just so you can drink your drink
in a plastic bathtub that's being reused, and then you had to give them
the bathtub to get your id back, and then Nikki got hers and we
looked done and there was a puddleon the grind. It was all dripping
off the bottom out of the bottomof the fake bathtub. I forgot about
that, and her whole drink waslike draining right before her eyes. But
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okay, so I went to thecounter and I said, hey, listen,
we've had this fucking thing for liketwo hours. Nobody has called their
name. This thing hasn't budged,like whatever, we're going to go.
And he's like, oh shit,really, let me let me mark off
your knee. Yeah, he's like, what was your name down? I
guess I'll just take your name off. And I was like it was Mark
and he was like, I don'thave no no. He was like monk,
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yeah, and I was like,I don't know, no, his
name is Mark. And he goes, oh, well, we have a
monk and he scrolls back like threepages. All of these people have gone
before us, and it's like,even if you got the name wrong,
our buzzer should have gone off,and it never did. And he was
like, oh, well, hereyou are. Okay, I can just
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let you guys in if you want. It's like, no, we're not
gonna wait another hour to get theline. It wasn't the thing of like
I can just let you guys beginplaying. It was I can let you
guys begin entering the line because there'sno it's not like there's any speace between
these lines, like where the wholestarts and where the line is. It's
just the whole. The line leadsin right to the start of the first
so you're just it's just like you'rejust standing there waiting inside the Drunken Clam
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the shittiest, tiniest mini golf ever, which I should add it's so obvious
that this is like, obviously thisis some other venue. It's not the
real Drunken Clam. But the decoron the inside was sparsely like the Drunken
Clam. They had like a coupleof like signs and like a couple of
like they had well, they hadlike framed posters of the new season,
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because obviously this was all for thenew season and you can take a photo
in front of it and stuff,and now i'mlike there was some things where
I'm like, that's pretty cool.Yeah, they had a couple of storyboards,
physical storyboards of the show from theearly seasons and it's like, yeah,
that's cool. Yeah, it waspretty cool. But didn't get to
play many golf. Yeah, wenever got to play many. I think
how it was organized was really shit. And it costs like two hundred dollars.
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No, I didn't. It wasforty dollars a ticket, wasn't it
It was? Yeah, no,it was. It was hard. I
think it was. It was likethirty five to forty You're right, yeah,
yeah, to not play many,to not play mini golf, and
I have to spend like thirty fivedollars more on a burden fries and a
drink, a fucking twenty five dollarsdrink. Yeah yeah, So so fuck
you family guy. Fuck you SethMcFarlane. But also Seth MacFarlane. We
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know that you started hanging out withButch Hartman again and we think that's because
of us. So if you wantto come in the podcast and sit on
our dirty Cotch, Seth McFarlane,Carl Jacobs and mister Beast the trio,
you guys should all come on toour podcast. Would be pretty sweet,
okay, but who would you wanton here the most? Seth MacFarlane would
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be pretty surreal, but I feellike I wouldn't get a ten million dollar
check at the end of the secondNo. No, it would be kind
of like that. When we startedthe podcast, the whole gimmick was gonna
be we do Yeah, we doa guest, and then the next episode
would be us reflecting on that guestand talking about it. That's not true.
Remember, we were gonna do thefollow up as episode was us talking
about meeting Butch Hartman. But that'sthat's because we had to do a follow
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up episode where we talked about ButchHartman. But we never did Yes,
we did, no, because thenext episode was Kelling goff In. The
episode after that was Jeff Kenny.But I feel like we we talked about
it, but about it though.But that was also never our plan to
just do the interview and then havean episode reminiscing on the interview we just
did. We were gonna do anepisode talking about it, for sure,
but we never We never really didan episode talking about it. We kind
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of just like, will talk aboutit in fasting if we we like met
it, but we didn't get totalk much about it, like how it
was meeting but Hartman like on alike personal level. But it was a
thing where as soon as we startedrecording the pot it was like he turned
on, you know, he switchedon. It was kind of like we
are setting up the podcast, yeah, where it's like he was really nice
and kind and like accommodating. Butas soon as the podcast, like we
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didn't even start the podcast, hestarted the podcast, he started talking.
Yeah, he started the podcast forus, and so it was kind of
like, oh, we're going andit was very much like we're only talking
about like the stuff you've worked onand like advice for the people watching at
home. But it's like we nevergot to talk to you Butch Hartman,
you know, and so that's you'regonna ask him about his preaching. And
so I feel like we would getto see him thing with Seth MacFarlane where
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it's like we get to hear himreminisce a why working on I don't think
so. I don't think so.I think if we got an interview with
Seth MacFarlane, immediately I'd be like, Okay, would you like a dwink
or would you like some whiskey?We're chilling here. This is the chill
stream. We're gonna be chilling withSeth MacFarlane and you know what, here's
some pieces of paper and some sharpiees. Let's doodle too, and a pizza
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and a pizza and hookah. Maybehe would be done for that. He
would be down for that. Hewould we you know what we need.
We just need to get to thepoint where we have a really, really
cool set and we're not just usingour living room couch anymore. This is
this is the equivalent of little tweetyInjurs who watch us, who watch game
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Gremson, picture how they react ifthey were on the couch with Aaron and
Dan if said that filing was here, wait this and this thing and this
thing. Okay, but did youdo that? Maybe you imagine yourself on
the grums couch. I think grumscouch. I think I would like think
about it. I would hear Iwould be watching them plus on Good would
be like this this is ship andthis on a game. This would happen
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And I'm like, that doesn't happen. Aaron, if I was in front
of you, I would call youfor lying by Biden Sonic right now.
You never Grums. That is asad thought, it's almost like I publicly
almost as if you called him outfor having a million Skylanders or something.
Mark, real talk, how muchdo you hate Eager after go to uh?
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I get that he spent so muchmoney in his fucking office. He
posed mebo shelves and you don't evenplus skylinders? What even shelf full of
skylinders. It's just like a wasteof two thousand ground right there, right
off the bat drugs. Now,that was Jeff's fault. That was Jeff's
fault where it's like, I'm notgonna okay. I did a stream where
it was me and Mark racing eachother to play don Key on Country.
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I invited Jeff to come on andand I've never spoke to Jeff before.
That was my first time. Thefirst thing that Jeff asks Mark is outright,
Mark, ten reasons why you hateAaron Hanson go and it's yes,
and I'm not gonna be like no, and then that that's that's it.
You know. I would like tomention here is that all of the reasons
that Mark gave were all like they'rejust dumb, just dumb reasons like it
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was Skyland, Yeah, like itwasn't like an actual vendetta Mark had against
Aaron. But I feel like somepeople, including Aaron, interpreted it that
way. And we know he interpretedit that way. Guys, we know
he called us his bull dude whenyeah, I do want to talk about
that, Okay, sure, Yeah. When we were one night, when
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we were inebriated and hanging out atyears ago, years ago, hanging out
at Mickey Lower's house, I drunkenlygot the idea to just send Aaron a
video text and be like, heyman, you should come over and mix
and hang out with us there.You know, when you're free after tomorrow,
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after your scribbled showdown, you shouldcome and hang out with us.
And it was me and Mick andMark, and I told you as you
were filming that, I was like, I shouldn't be here. Was like
whatever, who got guy cares?We were very fun. We were all
fucked up, and so I tookthe video and I texted to him because
for those who don't know, Iown his old car. That's how I
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have his number. I own hisold car. I don't need to go
into it. But you know,I was drunk and we were all drunk,
and so I was like what wouldbe funny is if we asked Aaron
if he came over, and whoknows, maybe he'd come over, maybe
he'd Actually we were we were sodrunk at the time and fucked up and
crossfeedded that we genuinely believed. Iwas convinced he would come. And so
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when he messaged back politely declining,I was like, what, why did
he claim he was fair to declinebecause all he the only the only time
we've ever spoken was when exchanging informationabout the car I bought. But also
I had once made a tweet wherewhen he was releasing his RPGs, I
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Google searched ARPGs and and Google waslike, do you mean Aspergers? And
which is a funny tweet? Ijust screenshotted and tweeted it out and he,
obviously it was like obviously upset bythat. So he let me know
I was his bully for doing that, which I'm sorry. I would have
if Aaron Hanson was in front ofme, right and I I would apologize.
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I would have. I would apologizetoo. I was. I was.
I was an entitled prick, youknow, But that's it. But
that's it. That's that's the endof that story that he didn't. He
thinks for his bullies, and he'sprobably right to believe. Yeah, he
is in right. Okay, waitno, no, wait, but time
out. What did you do thatbullied him? Oh? I said some
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mean things, called his wife analien. I called her something worse.
Did you said? Don't repeat it. I was mean, I was rude.
I was writing that video in AaronHansen in his e give him the
Googlegrump's apology right now, Aaron,I'm sorry I hade fun of you in
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twenty nineteen. Can you believe thosefive years ago? I'm sorry I had
funny you, Aaron, And I'msorry I made funny you on stream.
And uh apologize to Susie too.I'm sorry to Susie Burrow calling you an
alien. I called her something worse. You need to apologize. The Cat's
Mochi and Mimi. You do apologize. He had every right to be like,
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no, I'm not going to fuckinghang out with you. You guys
were fucking mean to me. Canyou please fuck off? This is gross?
Which is he is completely fair tosay this, to which I even
expressed to him, you're completely fairto say this. But I was genuinely
offering the olive branch in that moment. But it's easy to see why it
wouldn't come off that way. Yeah, of course because we sent him a
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drunk video. Because we sent himdrunk video of her laugh. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, what's funny aroundthat era of my channel? For like
a year, I was yeah,or when I made that game Rumps video,
I was writing my videos in myschool library during study period on a
piece of paper. I would writeall my scripts physically on paper, and
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it would be like ten sheets ofpaper and I'd grab them and speak into
my microphone reading them. I hadthem for years, have them? No,
I probably don't. What see.I remember looking at them once and
I was like, should I keepthese? This is like maybe like twenty
years from now. This is somethingI look back on and be like,
wow, I have the original Gamegrimsvideo script. But I was like,
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who fucking cares? So I thinkI crumpled them up and threw him away
down. But like I moved highsince then, so like a bunch of
times, so it probably it wouldhave been cool to have. You could
have given the terran as a gift. He would have he could have burned
it. Yeah, he could haveburned it exactly. He would have returned
evil from which it which it camefrom, that came from, whence it
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came? Okay, But out ofall seriousness, I don't hate Eron,
I don't. I just don't care. I don't care. That's my feeling
towards a lot of like dull commentarystuff I used to do, like like
people still ship on, like velSkip I'm a lot. That was my
first commentary video. Just makes cartoonvideos where it's like, why do you
hate him? I thought he waskind of does. He makes that clickbait
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where it's like a two minute videowhere it's like Adventure Time just referenced regular
show and in the video is likein the Newest Adventure Time you see a
blue Jay in the background, likea shitty Watch Mojo. Yeah, shittier
Watch Mojo. Yeah, it's liketop ten. I think recently people were
shitting on him for uploading uh likecrabby Land from SpongeBob is real and it's
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just him talking about that Glasgow WillyWonka thing because people get fun of it,
and it's just like it's just it'sit's just it's pumping eye content and
it's yeah, And I mean likea twenty minute video where I called them
like every name under the sun,and so it's just like it's not if
I look back and someone were tosay, like, do you still agree
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with that, It's like, yes, but I don't care. Like that's
that's my thoughts on it, andthat's my thoughts towards a lot of the
old commentary stuff I used to make. That's fair, that's completely fair.
It's hard to even think that Idid that kind of stuff because I know,
spoiler warning. I recorded a videowith Scott the Wise and he was
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like, oh, yeah, I'vekind of like known of you for a
long time from like you did theanimation stuff in like twenty like nineteen,
but before then you were kind ofmore of like a drama guy. And
I was like, you know,like that's how you were known. It's
kind of like this is this ishow I was seeing and it is that
thing of like reflecting on it andbeing like, is this what I want
to put out in the world now? No, I'd rather talk about Stewie
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Griffin and Brian the quag Marre andall my friends, Peter Lewis, Joe,
Yeah, don't forget Cleveland, Cleveland, Cleveland, Brian Loretta, Loretta's
gone, Roberta, Roberta's gone tonow, Robert's Cleveland's stepdaughter, Roberta Tubbs,
Christian loves her Yea on a Clevelandshow. You know I liked Nea
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long a lot barrassed voice of RobertaTubs. I don't give I don't give
a damn about this. Reagan,what Reagan Gomez watched? Her name?
Henry would send my phone my Henrywould do themselves a big favor by putting
Neil Along back as the voice ofRoberta. I never watched the Cleveland show.
I guess you didn't have a childhoodthen, Yeah, because I was
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a Cleveland show came out. ActuallyI don't know it was. I Cleveland
Show was like two thousand and seven. No, I was not an adult.
I was in seventh grade. Myname is Wayne Ling Brown, and
I am Henton saying I w ain'tgonna fuck y'all Brown, I'm gone all
day. I guess the conclusion ofthis episode, guys, is that mister
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Beast bars a great He's chocolate sucks, and we're sorry. Aaron Hanson that
is thinking this is the ghould Grump'sapology Mister Beast bar episode. We're sorry
Hershey's and Darreon Hanson. I'm notsorry Hershey's and I am sorry Aaron Hanson.
Mister Beast is just better. MisterBeast is infinitely better. Sorry,
bro, get correct. I don'tknow, fuck you. Yeah, look
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at him like holding his head up. Maybe maybe Cat can't wait for me, Retatolo