September 19, 2025 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, you need to stop moving around down there or
we're both going to get caught. I know what's warm
and sweaty down there, but somebody insisted to go sight
seeing today. I didn't ask for it to be such
a hot, sweltering day. This humidity is unfortunately not playing around.
(00:26):
But I couldn't help but walk alongside the beach. It's
quite pretty looking this time of day. You know, I'm
quite honestly surprised you can even breathe right now. Ugh.
I've been pretending to talk into this phone for so
long just so people don't think I'm going crazy, and
(00:48):
now it's all sweaty.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Ugh.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
The things I do for you?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Ooh, what was me?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's such a goofball. I'd give you a hug, but
I'm afraid to crush you. You have got to stop
telling me that you want to be crushed. That's not right. Well,
if I crush you once, I can't crush you again.
Think about it. If I harm you in any way,
(01:25):
shape or form, your poor fragile and small bones will
never be able to handle it ever again, how do
you not follow what I'm trying to say? You will perish,
You will cease being if I'm not careful enough with you,
I could probably turn your bones into a powder. That
(01:48):
thought doesn't make me all that happy, Like, not at all.
If I could see your face right now, I bet
I would see a grin on it. Am I wrong?
M There is something really really wrong with you. I
(02:18):
don't say it as a bad thing. I do love you, you know,
but I know how to be honest. You're a silly billy.
Tell me how you can be so silly like this.
The scientist on this planet would never be able to
figure this out. Is it just a human thing? You
(02:41):
are one special dude. We're going to need to take
a break soon. My legs are getting a little bit tired.
Oh I see a place with a little bit of
shade and no one around, which means you get from
between my cleavage and maybe sit on my lap or something,
(03:06):
just about anything, but between these things. What do you
mean it's not safe? Oh? Yeah, the birds might take
you away.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
H fine, fine, you win this round next time, however,
who knows, Maybe we'll have to see what happens.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I think you're strong enough to protect yourself against them birds. Well,
one bird now a horde however, Nah, never mind, I'm
not that cruel. You're staying between these pillows no matter
how hot it gets. Oh, don't say yay.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yip, be.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Here's something else. You are really really from a whole
other world. Literally, how'd I get so lucky in finding
an alien just out and about? The news would have
a field day if they ever saw you. It sucks,
but you are a wonderful secret. I wish you didn't
(04:25):
have to be a secret, though. You need to be
shown to the world to be made known. But God,
I don't know if the government would be so fond
of you, or maybe they'd be a little bit too
fond of you, in which case, hmm, I may have
(04:46):
to go to jail. I don't want to, but they're
not taking you from me. Wherever you go, I go,
except for that alien ship that brought you here in
the first place. I am way too big to fit
in there. Could I even put my toe in there? Baby,
(05:12):
you're so small. There's no way I could ever ever
get into your ship. It's on my shelf right now,
and it looks like a little figurine, you know. Speaking
of which, if anyone ever actually did see you between
my cleavage, they would probably think you're some type of
(05:32):
action figure. That's that's actually kind of silly. Oh no, yes,
I'm laughing at you. No, I'm laughing at how silly
(05:57):
all of this is. It's well worth it. But aren't
we a match made in heaven? Mm hmm, I was
laughing so hard and kind of lightheaded. Well, time to
(06:21):
open up this cooler. It's time for a water break.
Don't worry, I've got you covered. I know exactly how
are you gonna drink? I could use the cap from
the water bottle, pour a little bit of water in it,
and then you can drink out of it like a dog.
(06:42):
Oh you wish I was joking. You wish I was joking.
I didn't bring your special straws. So sorry, I promise
that I forgot. It's not because I want to see
you slurp up water like a dog or anything. I
genuinely forgot. And I know it doesn't sound believable because
(07:05):
it kind of isn't. But na, hey, not only one
of us can be the goofball. Okay, there's room in
this relationship for two, don't you think. Okay, well, then
let me put it this way. Can you stop me?
(07:30):
That's what I thought. Okay, Walter, Walter, let this bad
boy open. Ah, that's good. That's some good water. God,
I swear I have a hole in my mouth sometimes.
(07:50):
Let's see if you can catch some of that water
dripping domb. Yes, fine, fine, I won't be greedy. Wait
a second, hold your horses.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Okay, here, drink Yeah, I'll told you a little bit.
Don't just go on, go very cool, good boy. Sorry, sorry,
I just had to want some more very well. Okay, Okay,
(08:34):
there you go, mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Good.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Drink all of it, because I don't want you dying
on me. That's why there wasn't a command. It wasn't
command to drink good good anymore for now? All right, well,
then I'll drink some more. That's so good. Oh doesn't
(09:08):
better than some cold water on a hot day? Right?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Delicious? Now what would be even better than this is
some popsicles. Yeah. I know you're more of an ice
cream type of person, but for me, personally, popsicles are
the best. You're so lude. Yes, your popsicle is nice,
(09:38):
but that's not what I had in mind. And you
know that unless you want to stick it in a freezer.
That scared you, m M, silly billy, But yeah, an
actual popsicle that's you know, giant sized would be fantastic
right about now. Maybe I can grab some before we
(10:02):
go home. That would be nice. Hey, I just realized
it would give you the opportunity to see inside of
a market for the first time. Just try not to
get us in trouble, Okay, I bet you were a
troublemaker back on your planet.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Why I think this, but I feel like I'm not
far off from the truth. All right, break time is
now over. Let's keep going. You and I need to
get to a place that is fully air conditioned and
away from this heat. The sun is beating down on
(10:45):
us so damn hard. At least I'm experiencing this with somebody.
I'm not alone anymore. M. You've been drifting out in
space for a long time now, so I guess it's
better to say we're not alone anymore. We have each other.
Hey, you need to stop moving around down there or
we're both going to get caught. I know what's warm
and sweaty down there, but somebody insisted to go sight
seeing today. I didn't ask for it to be such
a hot, sweltering day. This humidity is unfortunately not playing around.
(00:26):
But I couldn't help but walk alongside the beach. It's
quite pretty looking this time of day. You know, I'm
quite honestly surprised you can even breathe right now. Ugh.
I've been pretending to talk into this phone for so
long just so people don't think I'm going crazy, and
(00:48):
now it's all sweaty.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Ugh.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
The things I do for you?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Ooh, what was me?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
It's such a goofball. I'd give you a hug, but
I'm afraid to crush you. You have got to stop
telling me that you want to be crushed. That's not right. Well,
if I crush you once, I can't crush you again.
Think about it. If I harm you in any way,
(01:25):
shape or form, your poor fragile and small bones will
never be able to handle it ever again, how do
you not follow what I'm trying to say? You will perish,
You will cease being if I'm not careful enough with you,
I could probably turn your bones into a powder. That
(01:48):
thought doesn't make me all that happy, Like, not at all.
If I could see your face right now, I bet
I would see a grin on it. Am I wrong?
M There is something really really wrong with you. I
(02:18):
don't say it as a bad thing. I do love you, you know,
but I know how to be honest. You're a silly billy.
Tell me how you can be so silly like this.
The scientist on this planet would never be able to
figure this out. Is it just a human thing? You
(02:41):
are one special dude. We're going to need to take
a break soon. My legs are getting a little bit tired.
Oh I see a place with a little bit of
shade and no one around, which means you get from
between my cleavage and maybe sit on my lap or something,
(03:06):
just about anything, but between these things. What do you
mean it's not safe? Oh? Yeah, the birds might take
you away.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
H fine, fine, you win this round next time, however,
who knows, Maybe we'll have to see what happens.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I think you're strong enough to protect yourself against them birds. Well,
one bird now a horde however, Nah, never mind, I'm
not that cruel. You're staying between these pillows no matter
how hot it gets. Oh, don't say yay.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yip, be.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Here's something else. You are really really from a whole
other world. Literally, how'd I get so lucky in finding
an alien just out and about? The news would have
a field day if they ever saw you. It sucks,
but you are a wonderful secret. I wish you didn't
(04:25):
have to be a secret, though. You need to be
shown to the world to be made known. But God,
I don't know if the government would be so fond
of you, or maybe they'd be a little bit too
fond of you, in which case, hmm, I may have
(04:46):
to go to jail. I don't want to, but they're
not taking you from me. Wherever you go, I go,
except for that alien ship that brought you here in
the first place. I am way too big to fit
in there. Could I even put my toe in there? Baby,
(05:12):
you're so small. There's no way I could ever ever
get into your ship. It's on my shelf right now,
and it looks like a little figurine, you know. Speaking
of which, if anyone ever actually did see you between
my cleavage, they would probably think you're some type of
(05:32):
action figure. That's that's actually kind of silly. Oh no, yes,
I'm laughing at you. No, I'm laughing at how silly
(05:57):
all of this is. It's well worth it. But aren't
we a match made in heaven? Mm hmm, I was
laughing so hard and kind of lightheaded. Well, time to
(06:21):
open up this cooler. It's time for a water break.
Don't worry, I've got you covered. I know exactly how
are you gonna drink? I could use the cap from
the water bottle, pour a little bit of water in it,
and then you can drink out of it like a dog.
(06:42):
Oh you wish I was joking. You wish I was joking.
I didn't bring your special straws. So sorry, I promise
that I forgot. It's not because I want to see
you slurp up water like a dog or anything. I
genuinely forgot. And I know it doesn't sound believable because
(07:05):
it kind of isn't. But na, hey, not only one
of us can be the goofball. Okay, there's room in
this relationship for two, don't you think. Okay, well, then
let me put it this way. Can you stop me?
(07:30):
That's what I thought. Okay, Walter, Walter, let this bad
boy open. Ah, that's good. That's some good water. God,
I swear I have a hole in my mouth sometimes.
(07:50):
Let's see if you can catch some of that water
dripping domb. Yes, fine, fine, I won't be greedy. Wait
a second, hold your horses.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Okay, here, drink Yeah, I'll told you a little bit.
Don't just go on, go very cool, good boy. Sorry, sorry,
I just had to want some more very well. Okay, Okay,
(08:34):
there you go, mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Good.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Drink all of it, because I don't want you dying
on me. That's why there wasn't a command. It wasn't
command to drink good good anymore for now? All right, well,
then I'll drink some more. That's so good. Oh doesn't
(09:08):
better than some cold water on a hot day? Right?
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Delicious? Now what would be even better than this is
some popsicles. Yeah. I know you're more of an ice
cream type of person, but for me, personally, popsicles are
the best. You're so lude. Yes, your popsicle is nice,
(09:38):
but that's not what I had in mind. And you
know that unless you want to stick it in a freezer.
That scared you, m M, silly billy, But yeah, an
actual popsicle that's you know, giant sized would be fantastic
right about now. Maybe I can grab some before we
(10:02):
go home. That would be nice. Hey, I just realized
it would give you the opportunity to see inside of
a market for the first time. Just try not to
get us in trouble, Okay, I bet you were a
troublemaker back on your planet.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Why I think this, but I feel like I'm not
far off from the truth. All right, break time is
now over. Let's keep going. You and I need to
get to a place that is fully air conditioned and
away from this heat. The sun is beating down on
(10:45):
us so damn hard. At least I'm experiencing this with somebody.
I'm not alone anymore. M. You've been drifting out in
space for a long time now, so I guess it's
better to say we're not alone anymore. We have each other.
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