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There's been a massive uptick in crime lately and it's wearing your Amazonian crime-fighting girlfriend out! What's weird is that even civilians are committing crimes just to have a chance to be "subdued" by her. You can't blame them, because you want her to do the same thing to you. ◆ ---------------------{ ◈ }--------------------- ◆
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Geesh, you would not believe the day I had.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Since I started this whole crime fighting thing, my schedule
has been completely full. Sorry that I'm late. By the way,
I swear, these criminals never take a break. It's like
everyone in the city is trying to do something horrible today.
I'm just not getting it. This is this some type
of special villain holiday or something. Hey, I wouldn't know.
(00:28):
I just started doing this what a month ago. God,
I didn't think it was going to be this intense.
With all the other superheroes we have. I was thinking, Oh,
I'd get like the really small fries. But I'm getting
everyone top tier, low tier, mid tier. It doesn't matter.
Everyone's trying to become my arch enemy and I don't
(00:50):
get it. Oh, also check this out. Okay, my name
is supposed to be Amazonia, right, we'll check this out.
I hear that people on the street are calling me
thunder Thighs, mystic head crusher, and some people are even
calling me mommy. Where do they get that from? How
does Amazonia transfer into any of those things? Is this
(01:14):
some type of inside joke that I'm not getting. Is
there some villain that's orchestrating all of this, I don't know. Oh,
and to top it all off, some of the people
that I've been fighting lately have been telling me what
their weakness is. And can you guess what that weakness is? Oh,
you're going to be shocked about this one having me
squeeze their head between my thighs. What do you make
(01:39):
of all that? I'm being one under percent fetishized and
people are willingly going to jail because of it? Like,
it doesn't make any sense. Now, I'm not complaining, I
can put these people into jail, but come on, this
is the reason. I would think my actual strength would
intimidate people and an actual fighting would occur. No, they
(02:02):
are at this point begging me to crush them. What
and one of the villains asked their henchmen to record it.
I fear the thought of where that video is now,
I fear it.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
But what the heck?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
No one ever told me that when I signed up
to save my city that this would be happening. No
one told me that this would be a possibility. And
you know what I think, before me, it wasn't real.
It would never have happened. I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on, and I don't know
how to feel about it. Hmm, what do you think
(02:42):
if you're in my shoes? You know you're a tall
Amazonian woman, you're incredibly sick. Apparently you have the juiciest
thighs the side of the Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
What would you do? In my case? You would keep fighting?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
But I don't think I'm actually getting in to real fights,
like I think they're what's the word. Yeah, yeah, I
think they're either fixed or rigged or something. Something's not right,
you know, something is not right at all. Let me
walk you through one of the fights. Yeah, I burst
(03:21):
through the skylight and I landed directly on somebody. You
would think they would start like fighting or like punching
at me, right, I started punching at them, expecting for
it to happen, and you know what they did. They
were taking it And when I slowed down, they had
a smell on their face and then asked me to continue.
(03:44):
I don't think a villain, no matter how stadistic or
masochistic that they are, would would say that why sadistic? Well,
I was fighting somebody where I was beating them and
they were smiling, not because I think they were getting
turned on, but more so they were thinking about what
was going to happen to me once I stopped beating them,
(04:04):
Like I think the idea of me getting attack was
turning them on.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Point is.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
That I don't think that's something that happens typically in
the everyday heroes like Agenda. I don't think they are
making their enemies horny.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's just a me thing. I guess. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Maybe I'm just not cut out for this type of stuff.
Here's another example. By the way, I'm chasing after a
bank robber, right, and I lunch at them and I
put them in a chokehold. They just sat there. They
just sat there letting it happen. They did not try
to squir them, They didn't try to move with all
the power that they had until they passed out, like
(04:46):
they were just letting it happen. When I first started
doing this, people would try to fight back.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And now, I don't know, like.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
How many times Canna say, I don't know, it's not
making any sense. It's not making any sense. They're passed
out with a smile on their face and a noticeable
dent in their pants. I just ugh, Yeah, of course
it was an outward dent, like what else would it be. Look, look,
(05:21):
I don't think they had a gun. I really don't
think so, because they would have pulled that thing out.
But no, I think they were having too much fun. Well, baby,
what say you if you were a villain coming up
against me, how would you react?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Be honest? No, no, seriously, be honest.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I want to know exactly how you would react seeing
me for the first time. Okay, yeah, you'd be afraid,
but it's more but you understand where they're coming from.
Yeah you think I'm so, but m now, are you
(06:05):
just saying that because we're together? Well, it makes sense
that you want me to crush you. But it's not
in like the crime stopping type way. It's more like
the sexual way. Talk about the crime fighting way the
exact same. Really, really, does it have something to do
(06:25):
with my outfit? I knew I should have went with
pants instead of a one piece. All I wanted to
do was be comfortable while I was fighting crime, and
lo and behold, I.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Started some gotven know when I started.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I mean, it's a crime spree, but it's easily solvable.
It's I never thought this would happen.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Wait, what.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Really no, no, no, no, let's let's talk about this. You've
been thinking about becoming a villain just so I could
fight you. Why, Well, of course I don't want to
play a fight with you. I might accidentally crush you.
I don't want to crush my significant other. I know
(07:15):
you desperately want it, It's been pretty obvious since we've met.
But come on, like, you really.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Want to risk dying just so I can crush you? Baby?
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Look, if you're that desperate enough to become a villain
just so I can, you know, rough you up like
that and then I guess, I guess I'll do it.
It's better than you go into a life of crime,
no matter how fake it would actually be. Well, I mean, baby,
you're kind of weak, not even kind of like I'm
(07:54):
trying to be nice.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You're weak. You really are.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You can't really fight anybody.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That may just be me assuming that because I can
fight you and subdue you very easily. But yeah, I
don't really think you can fight anybody. Oh come on now, babe,
do you really think you can take on anybody? Okay,
now I know something's up. You can't take me. I
(08:21):
know for a fact, you can't take me. You want
me to prove you wrong. I wouldn't want to, however,
I mean, I don't want you to live in a
fantasy world where you think that's possible.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
At the same time, so.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Wait, wait a minute, is this your way of trying
to get me to actually fight you like you've always
been trying to make happen.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh, you sneaky, sneaky thing. Come on.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
All right, I will rough house with you in the
way that you desire. And yes that means to the
point where you're about to pass out.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Or probably do pass out.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
But on one condition, you help me find a new outfit. Oh,
don't whine, don't go all You see what this off
is doing to people, And I guess it may not
just be the outfit, but it's certainly not helping things.
I don't really know. Something a bit more menacing along
(09:30):
with the gloves and boots. Sounds like you want me
to be a dominatrix. I think that'll give them more
of a reason the cave during a fight. Hey, I
don't know what these people are into, but going by
how you're speaking, probably the same things you're into. Yeah,
now you go silent, got something to say, Baby has
(09:55):
some other special interests you'd like to share with me.
Back up, baby, come back here, Baby, you know what
better yet, I'm not even going to ask you.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I'm going to consult the internet. Why do you think
I shouldn't look?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
If anyone knows anything, it's the people of the internet.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
So let's see and the sonia? Wait? What is R
thirty four? What is that?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
It is automatically popped up in the search bar. Well,
I should probably hold up.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
What's wrong? Don't click on it? Why?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Well, if you don't tell me the reason why, I'm
gonna end up doing it?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Is it something illegal? No? Then I'm clicking on it? Okay?
What what is this? What is this? And why is
the search bar saying that it's been access today? Baby?
What is this? What is.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
What are they depicting me doing? I'm stomping on like
a whole city?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
What is this? Why am I naked and wrestling somebody?
Why is it happening? Baby?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Have you been going on these sites? Wall, I've been
gone all day? Why do you hide these things from me?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I'm not mad.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
You should have just been honest. Why get drawn art
when you have the real thing?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Look?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I think I've been crime fighting a little bit too
much and i haven't been taking care of your needs.
So we're gonna fix that right now. Okay, No, I'm
not mad. I should be because you kept it a secret,
but I'm not mad.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Now, come on.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Let's do something that's probably already been drawn on this website.
Do you want me to squeeze you between my flaws
or not? Then get in the bedroom.
Geesh, you would not believe the day I had.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Since I started this whole crime fighting thing, my schedule
has been completely full. Sorry that I'm late. By the way,
I swear, these criminals never take a break. It's like
everyone in the city is trying to do something horrible today.
I'm just not getting it. This is this some type
of special villain holiday or something. Hey, I wouldn't know.
(00:28):
I just started doing this what a month ago. God,
I didn't think it was going to be this intense.
With all the other superheroes we have. I was thinking, Oh,
I'd get like the really small fries. But I'm getting
everyone top tier, low tier, mid tier. It doesn't matter.
Everyone's trying to become my arch enemy and I don't
(00:50):
get it. Oh, also check this out. Okay, my name
is supposed to be Amazonia, right, we'll check this out.
I hear that people on the street are calling me
thunder Thighs, mystic head crusher, and some people are even
calling me mommy. Where do they get that from? How
does Amazonia transfer into any of those things? Is this
(01:14):
some type of inside joke that I'm not getting. Is
there some villain that's orchestrating all of this, I don't know. Oh,
and to top it all off, some of the people
that I've been fighting lately have been telling me what
their weakness is. And can you guess what that weakness is? Oh,
you're going to be shocked about this one having me
squeeze their head between my thighs. What do you make
(01:39):
of all that? I'm being one under percent fetishized and
people are willingly going to jail because of it? Like,
it doesn't make any sense. Now, I'm not complaining, I
can put these people into jail, but come on, this
is the reason. I would think my actual strength would
intimidate people and an actual fighting would occur. No, they
(02:02):
are at this point begging me to crush them. What
and one of the villains asked their henchmen to record it.
I fear the thought of where that video is now,
I fear it.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
But what the heck?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
No one ever told me that when I signed up
to save my city that this would be happening. No
one told me that this would be a possibility. And
you know what I think, before me, it wasn't real.
It would never have happened. I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on, and I don't know
how to feel about it. Hmm, what do you think
(02:42):
if you're in my shoes? You know you're a tall
Amazonian woman, you're incredibly sick. Apparently you have the juiciest
thighs the side of the Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
What would you do? In my case? You would keep fighting?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
But I don't think I'm actually getting in to real fights,
like I think they're what's the word. Yeah, yeah, I
think they're either fixed or rigged or something. Something's not right,
you know, something is not right at all. Let me
walk you through one of the fights. Yeah, I burst
(03:21):
through the skylight and I landed directly on somebody. You
would think they would start like fighting or like punching
at me, right, I started punching at them, expecting for
it to happen, and you know what they did. They
were taking it And when I slowed down, they had
a smell on their face and then asked me to continue.
(03:44):
I don't think a villain, no matter how stadistic or
masochistic that they are, would would say that why sadistic? Well,
I was fighting somebody where I was beating them and
they were smiling, not because I think they were getting
turned on, but more so they were thinking about what
was going to happen to me once I stopped beating them,
(04:04):
Like I think the idea of me getting attack was
turning them on.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Point is.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
That I don't think that's something that happens typically in
the everyday heroes like Agenda. I don't think they are
making their enemies horny.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's just a me thing. I guess. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Maybe I'm just not cut out for this type of stuff.
Here's another example. By the way, I'm chasing after a
bank robber, right, and I lunch at them and I
put them in a chokehold. They just sat there. They
just sat there letting it happen. They did not try
to squir them, They didn't try to move with all
the power that they had until they passed out, like
(04:46):
they were just letting it happen. When I first started
doing this, people would try to fight back.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
And now, I don't know, like.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
How many times Canna say, I don't know, it's not
making any sense. It's not making any sense. They're passed
out with a smile on their face and a noticeable
dent in their pants. I just ugh, Yeah, of course
it was an outward dent, like what else would it be. Look, look,
(05:21):
I don't think they had a gun. I really don't
think so, because they would have pulled that thing out.
But no, I think they were having too much fun. Well, baby,
what say you if you were a villain coming up
against me, how would you react?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Be honest? No, no, seriously, be honest.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I want to know exactly how you would react seeing
me for the first time. Okay, yeah, you'd be afraid,
but it's more but you understand where they're coming from.
Yeah you think I'm so, but m now, are you
(06:05):
just saying that because we're together? Well, it makes sense
that you want me to crush you. But it's not
in like the crime stopping type way. It's more like
the sexual way. Talk about the crime fighting way the
exact same. Really, really, does it have something to do
(06:25):
with my outfit? I knew I should have went with
pants instead of a one piece. All I wanted to
do was be comfortable while I was fighting crime, and
lo and behold, I.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Started some gotven know when I started.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I mean, it's a crime spree, but it's easily solvable.
It's I never thought this would happen.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Wait, what.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Really no, no, no, no, let's let's talk about this. You've
been thinking about becoming a villain just so I could
fight you. Why, Well, of course I don't want to
play a fight with you. I might accidentally crush you.
I don't want to crush my significant other. I know
(07:15):
you desperately want it, It's been pretty obvious since we've met.
But come on, like, you really.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Want to risk dying just so I can crush you? Baby?
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Look, if you're that desperate enough to become a villain
just so I can, you know, rough you up like
that and then I guess, I guess I'll do it.
It's better than you go into a life of crime,
no matter how fake it would actually be. Well, I mean, baby,
you're kind of weak, not even kind of like I'm
(07:54):
trying to be nice.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
You're weak. You really are.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
You can't really fight anybody.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That may just be me assuming that because I can
fight you and subdue you very easily. But yeah, I
don't really think you can fight anybody. Oh come on now, babe,
do you really think you can take on anybody? Okay,
now I know something's up. You can't take me. I
(08:21):
know for a fact, you can't take me. You want
me to prove you wrong. I wouldn't want to, however,
I mean, I don't want you to live in a
fantasy world where you think that's possible.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
At the same time, so.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Wait, wait a minute, is this your way of trying
to get me to actually fight you like you've always
been trying to make happen.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh, you sneaky, sneaky thing. Come on.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
All right, I will rough house with you in the
way that you desire. And yes that means to the
point where you're about to pass out.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Or probably do pass out.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
But on one condition, you help me find a new outfit. Oh,
don't whine, don't go all You see what this off
is doing to people, And I guess it may not
just be the outfit, but it's certainly not helping things.
I don't really know. Something a bit more menacing along
(09:30):
with the gloves and boots. Sounds like you want me
to be a dominatrix. I think that'll give them more
of a reason the cave during a fight. Hey, I
don't know what these people are into, but going by
how you're speaking, probably the same things you're into. Yeah,
now you go silent, got something to say, Baby has
(09:55):
some other special interests you'd like to share with me.
Back up, baby, come back here, Baby, you know what
better yet, I'm not even going to ask you.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
I'm going to consult the internet. Why do you think
I shouldn't look?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
If anyone knows anything, it's the people of the internet.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
So let's see and the sonia? Wait? What is R
thirty four? What is that?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
It is automatically popped up in the search bar. Well,
I should probably hold up.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
What's wrong? Don't click on it? Why?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Well, if you don't tell me the reason why, I'm
gonna end up doing it?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Is it something illegal? No? Then I'm clicking on it? Okay?
What what is this? What is this? And why is
the search bar saying that it's been access today? Baby?
What is this? What is.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
What are they depicting me doing? I'm stomping on like
a whole city?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
What is this? Why am I naked and wrestling somebody?
Why is it happening? Baby?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Have you been going on these sites? Wall, I've been
gone all day? Why do you hide these things from me?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I'm not mad.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
You should have just been honest. Why get drawn art
when you have the real thing?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Look?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I think I've been crime fighting a little bit too
much and i haven't been taking care of your needs.
So we're gonna fix that right now. Okay, No, I'm
not mad. I should be because you kept it a secret,
but I'm not mad.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Now, come on.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Let's do something that's probably already been drawn on this website.
Do you want me to squeeze you between my flaws
or not? Then get in the bedroom.
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