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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Can I be brutally honest with you? Oh okay, you
just beat me to the punch. I agree with you
one hundred percent. That movie sucked. It was like a
combination of terrible and bad terror bad. I don't know
(00:26):
how did you even find out about this movie to
begin with? You found it randomly on IMDb? Oh my god.
I like B movies as much as the next person,
But I've never had a film put me to sleep.
(00:49):
That is quite possibly the first time I've ever experienced
that type of phenomenon. That's honest to god, impressive. Like
how how also, sorry for falling asleep on you. I
(01:09):
didn't mean to, you know, I didn't mean to. I
hope to god, I didn't drool on you. I just
have a really juicy mouth for some reason. I know
that sounds weird, but it's true. I'm a bit of
a weirdo. You know, you know you enjoyed it. You're joking.
(01:35):
I know you're joking. Yeah, like anybody enjoys having somebody
snore into their ear and drool on their shoulder. Oh
a quick kidden, I will say, though you are quite comfortable,
have you ever considered becoming a full time pillow. Hey,
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from what I've seen in her word, I wouldn't be
shocked if that was an actual type of job. There's
people out there whose job is just to cuddle with
other people. That's like a dream come true. Oh yeah,
one hundred percent. Hell, I was considering getting a job
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like that. Honest to god, I am miscuddling with people.
You know what I mean? Right, No, you've never cuddled
someone before. I'm not asking that like it's a bad
thing or anything. Please don't get it twisted. I'm just curious.
(02:45):
You experienced something close to cuddling. What was it when
I was sleeping on you?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I see? How did it make you feel?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
You can tell me. Oh please don't be share with me.
We're best friends for a reason. You don't have to
hide anything from me. Did you like the feeling of
me sleeping on you? How did I never notice this before? Well?
(03:35):
You're touch draft hmm. Well, now that I think about it,
it should have been obvious. Well. Sometimes I've noticed that
our hugs linger on for quite longer than friends typically do.
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The hugs we have are the same as if we
haven't seen each other in months, if not years, even
though we had just seen each other yesterday. The hugs
last long because you don't want them to end, right.
I don't find that creepy at all. Do you know
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who you're talking to? It's me, your best friend, the
same friend that got used as a pillow back in
the day. And I'm talking all the time. I'm so
used to cuddling with people it's not even funny. And
all the people I cuddled with, none of them were
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a significant other, all just friends. So are you looking
for a cuddle buddy because I'm available. No, I'm not kidding.
Have I ever told you the story? Let me tell
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you right now. Way back in high school, before we met,
there used to be this guy to sit next to
you on the bus, very shorter than me, like tiny
compared to me. And every morning he'd fall asleep on
the bus ride and end up leaning on my shoulder,
and then he started to softly snore, and it was
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really cute, and at certain points he was outright like
cuddling with my arm. We all woke up at three
am to catch the bus at five am to go
to school and being class at seven am, So at
no time did I think, let me wake this guy up. No,
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he needed more sleep. I found it perfectly understandable, and
as long as he was comfortable and happy, I was happy. Yeah,
I was entirely okay with it. In hindsight, it was
probably weird, but I was simply happy to help somebody.
And now I'm hearing that my best friend needs some help.
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Am I getting the gist of it? Good? Then from
here on out, I am your personal cuddle buddy. Now
come closer. How would you like to do this? Do
you want me to wrap my arm around you over
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your shoulder or would you like to do that to me?
You know what? Nana my arm over your shoulder first, Ah,
don't be shy, Come here, darlin. Yeah, darlin. You're acting
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like a darlin right now, like a scared puppy. It's fine.
See yeah, your head's on my chest, so what think
of it? Like a pillow? Okay, there's nothing bad about it.
(07:17):
Just close your eyes, relax. You deserve this. You deserve
to be happy. I want you to be happy. Oh
see what you just did there? That was instinct. He
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felt a deep need to wrap your arms around my waist.
There there, you're welcome, my goofball. What are friends for?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Hm?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
What were What are you going to say? I don't lie.
I clearly heard you about to say something. M hmm. Okay,
keep your secrets then, but I must tell you a secret.
(08:22):
I'm going first, so you don't put on another horrible movie.
Now lean back with me while I pet your head.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
H mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Feel good. God, mhm.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Maybe these nails have a good ease after all. Are
you passing out? Oh that's cute. Don't resistant. Just sleep.
(10:05):
I won't move until you wake up.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I am here for you, I promise.