June 30, 2025 • 10 mins
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It's date night! After your lovely encounter with your best friend's older sister, she asked you out on a date and she's brought you to a fancy restaurant. She's making 100% sure that you're treated like a king tonight.
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Written by: MethodSwitch Artists I Use: Jafarero, Finfirrior
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#f4m #asmr #asmrroleplay
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It's date night! After your lovely encounter with your best friend's older sister, she asked you out on a date and she's brought you to a fancy restaurant. She's making 100% sure that you're treated like a king tonight.
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Written by: MethodSwitch Artists I Use: Jafarero, Finfirrior
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Twitch: / methodswitch Merch: https://methodswitch.net Links: https://methodswitch.carrd.co/
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#f4m #asmr #asmrroleplay
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Bro. Oh, how many times do I have to tell
you don't go into my room without my permission? Wait? Uh?
Who are you? How did you get into my home?
(00:23):
Of of course, my brother did. How many times do
I have to tell him not to bring strangers home? Oh? Oh,
you're a friend of his? Well, silly me. You should
have probably told me before. Now I've just made a
(00:46):
rude impression. It's all my brother's fault, I'm sure. Speaking
of which, where is that clown? Anyway? He just left
you here? Why didn't he just you know what? Trying
(01:06):
to understand my brother is a it's a losing battle.
What can you do? Though? Do you have any siblings? Well,
then you understand anyway, hattie, my name's He already told
(01:31):
you my name. He really likes taking the fun out
of things, doesn't he. Well then, what's your name? Well?
Nice to whoa? You're your eyes? Oh? Oh jeez, sorry,
(01:59):
I just took a real good look at you and
mm hm ah what were we talking about again? Uh? Yeah, yeah, names? Yeah?
What what's your name again? You already told me? Huh? Oh?
(02:20):
Well that's hm hm Well I must have just blanked out.
I really really apologize this doesn't typically happen. Oh, I
think my voice went high pitched too. God, it was
wrong with me. That kind of hurts. Who Oh, absolutely absolutely,
(02:49):
I feel fine. There's nothing wrong with me. I think
I've just never seen an attractive human before. Who you
were the first? You really cut me off guard? Now
(03:10):
what did my brother bring you here? He knows how
I get. I think it has something to do with
your eyes. They just look so beautiful. Uh? Sorry? Sorry?
(03:30):
Am I staring at you? Sorry? I really am not
trying to be rude, but I mean, have you ever
looked at yourself? You're like a dream? Mm hmm. I'll
(03:53):
make you blush if I keep on talking like this.
Go on, then blush. I want to see you blush.
I'm curious about something. Is it possible for you to
become more attractive? Oh? Am, I in stink closer to you.
(04:17):
I didn't notice. Sorry, a tone change. I don't know
what you're talking about. I'm just calming down, you know,
instead of fangirling about this hot human in front of me. Wait,
(04:44):
how do you even know my brother? Actually? You know
what I don't want to know. All I know is
that it was very stupid of him to leave you
alone with me, because you will probably see me as
a freak by the end of this night, well more
(05:07):
so than I already am having horns coming out of
my head. You really think my horns look cute? Ah,
that's very nice of you to say, Well, you know what,
I've seen enough of the superficial. I want to learn
(05:30):
more about you. I want to see the real you.
May I have your hand. Oh that probably sounds weird.
Let me explain. Okay, sorry, I have the unique ability
to basically read someone's mind. So if our pumps touch,
(05:54):
and especially if we lock our fingers together, I'll get
to see they're real. You up for it? Do you
have anything to hide? Then let's do this. Palm on, palm,
(06:16):
fingers interlock good good hmm. A quiet man, but around friends,
some would think you're an extrovert. But you do prefer
(06:39):
your own company. A loner, a social a hopeless romantic
mixed with an active imagination. Ah, you find your own
appearance to be lacking. Well, I've proven you to be incorrect.
(07:06):
I find you attractive on the outside, and I'm starting
to find you attractive on the inside. Look into my eyes.
Has anything I've said so far been incorrect. Shall I continue? Then,
darling so cute? Hm hm ah, I see, I see
(07:39):
you're selfless. You put others before yourself, almost detrimentally. That
reminds me of somebody. What's this despair? You don't find
(08:02):
yourself deserving of love? Why is that? Oh? Wait, don't answer. Ah,
that's so stupid of me to even say that. It's
clear as day. You don't have confidence. You find yourself
(08:23):
to be unattractive, and you put others before yourself, no
matter what, because because you think you deserve nothing, don't you? Oh, now,
(08:43):
come now, come now. Don't feel bad. Don't feel bad.
Look at me, Look at my eyes. Don't look away.
I've known countless people who had the same mindset as you.
Can I help you. You have a little bit of
(09:05):
self hatred in you. You do not deserve that type
of pain, Han, But I know of a path you
could take that can ease your troubles. If you'd like
to set forward towards that path, I'd love to help.
(09:27):
Would you like to go on a date with me?
You know, if you can look past my Amazonian stature
and my horns and my sharp teeth and my extremely
long nails that look like claws. If you can bypass
all my imperfections. Does the idea sound appealing? Maybe this
(09:55):
universe has something in store for to hopeless romantic such
as ourselves. What do you mean somebody like you? Of
course I want to date somebody like you. You even
having to ask such a question actually just amplify to
(10:18):
that nobody wants to date me. I mean, look at me,
I'm a tall goth. Check nobody's really into that anymore.
But I like what I like and I definitely like you.
So can I have your phone number
Bro. Oh, how many times do I have to tell
you don't go into my room without my permission? Wait? Uh?
Who are you? How did you get into my home?
(00:23):
Of of course, my brother did. How many times do
I have to tell him not to bring strangers home? Oh? Oh,
you're a friend of his? Well, silly me. You should
have probably told me before. Now I've just made a
(00:46):
rude impression. It's all my brother's fault, I'm sure. Speaking
of which, where is that clown? Anyway? He just left
you here? Why didn't he just you know what? Trying
(01:06):
to understand my brother is a it's a losing battle.
What can you do? Though? Do you have any siblings? Well,
then you understand anyway, hattie, my name's He already told
(01:31):
you my name. He really likes taking the fun out
of things, doesn't he. Well then, what's your name? Well?
Nice to whoa? You're your eyes? Oh? Oh jeez, sorry,
(01:59):
I just took a real good look at you and
mm hm ah what were we talking about again? Uh? Yeah, yeah, names? Yeah?
What what's your name again? You already told me? Huh? Oh?
(02:20):
Well that's hm hm Well I must have just blanked out.
I really really apologize this doesn't typically happen. Oh, I
think my voice went high pitched too. God, it was
wrong with me. That kind of hurts. Who Oh, absolutely absolutely,
(02:49):
I feel fine. There's nothing wrong with me. I think
I've just never seen an attractive human before. Who you
were the first? You really cut me off guard? Now
(03:10):
what did my brother bring you here? He knows how
I get. I think it has something to do with
your eyes. They just look so beautiful. Uh? Sorry? Sorry?
(03:30):
Am I staring at you? Sorry? I really am not
trying to be rude, but I mean, have you ever
looked at yourself? You're like a dream? Mm hmm. I'll
(03:53):
make you blush if I keep on talking like this.
Go on, then blush. I want to see you blush.
I'm curious about something. Is it possible for you to
become more attractive? Oh? Am, I in stink closer to you.
(04:17):
I didn't notice. Sorry, a tone change. I don't know
what you're talking about. I'm just calming down, you know,
instead of fangirling about this hot human in front of me. Wait,
(04:44):
how do you even know my brother? Actually? You know
what I don't want to know. All I know is
that it was very stupid of him to leave you
alone with me, because you will probably see me as
a freak by the end of this night, well more
(05:07):
so than I already am having horns coming out of
my head. You really think my horns look cute? Ah,
that's very nice of you to say, Well, you know what,
I've seen enough of the superficial. I want to learn
(05:30):
more about you. I want to see the real you.
May I have your hand. Oh that probably sounds weird.
Let me explain. Okay, sorry, I have the unique ability
to basically read someone's mind. So if our pumps touch,
(05:54):
and especially if we lock our fingers together, I'll get
to see they're real. You up for it? Do you
have anything to hide? Then let's do this. Palm on, palm,
(06:16):
fingers interlock good good hmm. A quiet man, but around friends,
some would think you're an extrovert. But you do prefer
(06:39):
your own company. A loner, a social a hopeless romantic
mixed with an active imagination. Ah, you find your own
appearance to be lacking. Well, I've proven you to be incorrect.
(07:06):
I find you attractive on the outside, and I'm starting
to find you attractive on the inside. Look into my eyes.
Has anything I've said so far been incorrect. Shall I continue? Then,
darling so cute? Hm hm ah, I see, I see
(07:39):
you're selfless. You put others before yourself, almost detrimentally. That
reminds me of somebody. What's this despair? You don't find
(08:02):
yourself deserving of love? Why is that? Oh? Wait, don't answer. Ah,
that's so stupid of me to even say that. It's
clear as day. You don't have confidence. You find yourself
(08:23):
to be unattractive, and you put others before yourself, no
matter what, because because you think you deserve nothing, don't you? Oh, now,
(08:43):
come now, come now. Don't feel bad. Don't feel bad.
Look at me, Look at my eyes. Don't look away.
I've known countless people who had the same mindset as you.
Can I help you. You have a little bit of
(09:05):
self hatred in you. You do not deserve that type
of pain, Han, But I know of a path you
could take that can ease your troubles. If you'd like
to set forward towards that path, I'd love to help.
(09:27):
Would you like to go on a date with me?
You know, if you can look past my Amazonian stature
and my horns and my sharp teeth and my extremely
long nails that look like claws. If you can bypass
all my imperfections. Does the idea sound appealing? Maybe this
(09:55):
universe has something in store for to hopeless romantic such
as ourselves. What do you mean somebody like you? Of
course I want to date somebody like you. You even
having to ask such a question actually just amplify to
(10:18):
that nobody wants to date me. I mean, look at me,
I'm a tall goth. Check nobody's really into that anymore.
But I like what I like and I definitely like you.
So can I have your phone number
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