October 6, 2025 • 8 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey, look at that one. How did they do that?
That is so cool? Man. Our neighbors always have the
best fireworks befourth of July? What about us? I know
you picked up some fireworks, so I'm just kind of curious.
What do we have? Cherry bombs? Cherry bombs? How many
(00:28):
cherry bombs did you get? There's no way in the
world we're gonna compete with them with just cherry bombs.
There's gotta be something from like years before. Do you
see anything useful in the garage? I demolish your three thousand?
Why does that sound familiar? Hmm ooh oh I remember
(00:55):
getting this. Why did we never use it? Oh? Yeah?
The firework bam? How did that even happen? Was it
just a really hot month? I caused it? H I
don't believe that. What could I have possibly done so
(01:17):
wrong last time to cause a band to occur. I
didn't mean to set fire to that tree. You know,
accidents happen, and they always get so, you know, pissy
about it? What they've never had an accident before? Like
I put the fire out after like four hours, but
(01:38):
I still did it. Look. All I know is that
the FLOWERK band has been lifted, and we have the
granddaddy of all fireworks at our disposal. Do you see
what I'm trying to tell you. I'm saying with about
that lighter and light this bad boy up. We have
(01:58):
to see what it does. Oh, you don't want to
be responsible for whatever happens? Oh you cow or give
me the lighter. This this is gonna be good. I
know it is. Whatever our neighbors have done, nothing compares
to what's gonna come out of this bad boy. Okay,
(02:21):
mo back, move back, move back. This thing is actually
kind of huge now that I'm looking at it properly,
and just the whole hype has partially died down. This
thing's really hey do you do know have you ever
seen any evidence of this going off like on YouTube? No? Oh, well,
(02:47):
you know what, as long as we keep our distance
and we have high hopes, I'm sure everything's gonna be
just fine. Oh there goes. Oh that was a pretty color.
Oh it's not stopping. Oh hey, we should back up,
(03:07):
back up, back up, back up, back and back up,
back up, back up. Uh, that's our neighbor's house and
that thing just landed in our neighbor's house. Oh my God,
that's not funny. Our neighbor's house is on fire. Do
you see that it landed in their backyard? There's no
(03:30):
one coming down. Why is this thing still going up?
It landed, it went through your window. Is anyone else
in the house with them? They lived by myself. Okay,
that's fine. Why is this thing not stopping? Dude? How
many rockets are in that rocket? Was that like a hole? Oh? No?
(03:52):
Was this military grade? Oh my god, dude. We have
to do something about this. I know you didn't light
the rocket, but yeah, you warned me. I don't care.
We have to do something. No, we're not calling the cops. No, no,
think of something else. We don't have the correct amount
(04:13):
of water buckets to help them. Do any of our
neighbors have like those ring cameras or anything of the sort,
like any security cameras at all? Okay, not that you're
aware of. Okay, I advise that we skidatle like post haste.
(04:35):
You know what I'm trying to say. You and I
were never here. I am not going back to jail, baby,
not for some fireworks. Why is it still going off?
We have to leave. We have to go now now,
like we should have been gone like ten years ago.
We have to escape. I can't go to jail for this.
(04:58):
I can't do it. You're not gonna ask to jail,
and I don't feel like going into fights again. I
just don't want to. We have to leave this place.
That's why it works work here, though. I can't deny that. Yeah,
one of them made like a heart. It was. It
was so adorable. That's the police. Yeah, we need to go.
(05:18):
Fuck it, dude. It's not a funny matter because our
neighbor's house is burning and I just hear him screaming
in the background. However, it's kind of funny, right, I'm
not sadistic, right, I am sadistic. Look, the point is,
get inside, get inside, get inside, get something. I don't care.
(05:38):
Just get your ID, your keys. We have to go.
We have to go. We were never here. Never no, no, no, no, no, baby, listen,
listen to me. Listen, We were never here. Do you
understand me? Do you know what we were doing at
this time? Anything else but this? We were just driving.
(06:03):
We were just driving away. We were just vibing. And
we're not gonna go to anywhere that has security cameras
to back that up. Okay, let's just go to the
lake or something anywhere that is not here. No, I'm
not talking like a criminal, goofball. I'm talking like somebody
(06:27):
that wants to maintain their freedom. Because it's the fourth
of July. Baby, today's all about freedom. Yeah, not in
this sense, but as long as our neighbor doesn't die,
we're gonna be just fine. Property damage is one thing,
negligence is another, and death is something completely different from
(06:49):
those two. I think I don't know the laws. Look,
we have to go stop stalling. We have to go
get the keys. Oh my god, Oh dude, what do
I do to my boyfriends? Oh? Okay, I have an idea.
(07:12):
How about you and I go on a quick little
journey down south? How far down south? Like I wouldn't
say to a border, per se, but close enough, close
enough to where they can't track us exactly. No. No, no,
(07:36):
not in the desert, but like kinda sort of a
little bit, but a place with no cameras. Yes, good, good.
I like the way you're thinking. No, No, that's your idea, baby,
not mine. Let's do it. Nope, no take back seats.
That was all you, babe. Ye
Hey, look at that one. How did they do that?
That is so cool? Man. Our neighbors always have the
best fireworks befourth of July? What about us? I know
you picked up some fireworks, so I'm just kind of curious.
What do we have? Cherry bombs? Cherry bombs? How many
(00:28):
cherry bombs did you get? There's no way in the
world we're gonna compete with them with just cherry bombs.
There's gotta be something from like years before. Do you
see anything useful in the garage? I demolish your three thousand?
Why does that sound familiar? Hmm ooh oh I remember
(00:55):
getting this. Why did we never use it? Oh? Yeah?
The firework bam? How did that even happen? Was it
just a really hot month? I caused it? H I
don't believe that. What could I have possibly done so
(01:17):
wrong last time to cause a band to occur. I
didn't mean to set fire to that tree. You know,
accidents happen, and they always get so, you know, pissy
about it? What they've never had an accident before? Like
I put the fire out after like four hours, but
(01:38):
I still did it. Look. All I know is that
the FLOWERK band has been lifted, and we have the
granddaddy of all fireworks at our disposal. Do you see
what I'm trying to tell you. I'm saying with about
that lighter and light this bad boy up. We have
(01:58):
to see what it does. Oh, you don't want to
be responsible for whatever happens? Oh you cow or give
me the lighter. This this is gonna be good. I
know it is. Whatever our neighbors have done, nothing compares
to what's gonna come out of this bad boy. Okay,
(02:21):
mo back, move back, move back. This thing is actually
kind of huge now that I'm looking at it properly,
and just the whole hype has partially died down. This
thing's really hey do you do know have you ever
seen any evidence of this going off like on YouTube? No? Oh, well,
(02:47):
you know what, as long as we keep our distance
and we have high hopes, I'm sure everything's gonna be
just fine. Oh there goes. Oh that was a pretty color.
Oh it's not stopping. Oh hey, we should back up,
(03:07):
back up, back up, back up, back and back up,
back up, back up. Uh, that's our neighbor's house and
that thing just landed in our neighbor's house. Oh my God,
that's not funny. Our neighbor's house is on fire. Do
you see that it landed in their backyard? There's no
(03:30):
one coming down. Why is this thing still going up?
It landed, it went through your window. Is anyone else
in the house with them? They lived by myself. Okay,
that's fine. Why is this thing not stopping? Dude? How
many rockets are in that rocket? Was that like a hole? Oh? No?
(03:52):
Was this military grade? Oh my god, dude. We have
to do something about this. I know you didn't light
the rocket, but yeah, you warned me. I don't care.
We have to do something. No, we're not calling the cops. No, no,
think of something else. We don't have the correct amount
(04:13):
of water buckets to help them. Do any of our
neighbors have like those ring cameras or anything of the sort,
like any security cameras at all? Okay, not that you're
aware of. Okay, I advise that we skidatle like post haste.
(04:35):
You know what I'm trying to say. You and I
were never here. I am not going back to jail, baby,
not for some fireworks. Why is it still going off?
We have to leave. We have to go now now,
like we should have been gone like ten years ago.
We have to escape. I can't go to jail for this.
(04:58):
I can't do it. You're not gonna ask to jail,
and I don't feel like going into fights again. I
just don't want to. We have to leave this place.
That's why it works work here, though. I can't deny that. Yeah,
one of them made like a heart. It was. It
was so adorable. That's the police. Yeah, we need to go.
(05:18):
Fuck it, dude. It's not a funny matter because our
neighbor's house is burning and I just hear him screaming
in the background. However, it's kind of funny, right, I'm
not sadistic, right, I am sadistic. Look, the point is,
get inside, get inside, get inside, get something. I don't care.
(05:38):
Just get your ID, your keys. We have to go.
We have to go. We were never here. Never no, no, no, no, no, baby, listen,
listen to me. Listen, We were never here. Do you
understand me? Do you know what we were doing at
this time? Anything else but this? We were just driving.
(06:03):
We were just driving away. We were just vibing. And
we're not gonna go to anywhere that has security cameras
to back that up. Okay, let's just go to the
lake or something anywhere that is not here. No, I'm
not talking like a criminal, goofball. I'm talking like somebody
(06:27):
that wants to maintain their freedom. Because it's the fourth
of July. Baby, today's all about freedom. Yeah, not in
this sense, but as long as our neighbor doesn't die,
we're gonna be just fine. Property damage is one thing,
negligence is another, and death is something completely different from
(06:49):
those two. I think I don't know the laws. Look,
we have to go stop stalling. We have to go
get the keys. Oh my god, Oh dude, what do
I do to my boyfriends? Oh? Okay, I have an idea.
(07:12):
How about you and I go on a quick little
journey down south? How far down south? Like I wouldn't
say to a border, per se, but close enough, close
enough to where they can't track us exactly. No. No, no,
(07:36):
not in the desert, but like kinda sort of a
little bit, but a place with no cameras. Yes, good, good.
I like the way you're thinking. No, No, that's your idea, baby,
not mine. Let's do it. Nope, no take back seats.
That was all you, babe. Ye
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