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September 24, 2025 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Please goddesses, let that just be in my mind. There's
no way in the world that it could be. You're
still alive, wonderful, and why are you interrupting my sleep again?

(00:41):
You're kidding me right? I did not think that you
would successfully capture and kill a bear. I gave you
such a task, assuming that you would die because I

(01:05):
don't like you. Why not? Because I just want to
sleep and people like you have to interrupt that. Have
you any respect for others? Could have fooled me? I'll

(01:34):
get to that bear later. Go away? Are you still happing?
I said for you to go. I'm forgetting something like what?

(02:04):
Oh right? The warrior that can tell apart but still
needs to go between my legs? Hmmm, pervert? Go and

(02:26):
never come back. No, I will not miss you. I'll
forget about your existence as soon as I close my eyes.
Do you understand me? Did you just call me darling?

(02:53):
I've never met a human that doesn't value their life
quite like you before. Tell me do you have a
death wish? Was your quest not grueling enough? Perhaps you're

(03:16):
looking for a bigger challenge, warrior for your crimes of
not allowing me to sleep? You and I shall have
a fight to the death, and don't worry. I won't

(03:43):
go easy on you. Prepare, do not stall? What is
an et a ball? You wish to make a deal

(04:06):
and why would I accept such a deal? The chance
of having peace finally and having you turn into dust
is quite appealing. But why don't I just do that now?

(04:34):
Who needs a deal when I could just do that
to you right now for the fun of it. I'm
going to regret this, but I'll hear you better yet,

(05:01):
I'll try to humor myself. What happens if you win?
I have to guard you, you fool. This is going

(05:24):
to be the easiest trade ever. Die? What is that

(05:54):
by your assistance? No? No, you're cheap eating die, you
wretched beast. Why won't you Why won't you die? Oh? No, No,

(06:23):
this isn't fair. You tricked me. Humans still haven't changed,
not one bit. Yes, dragons keep their word mark my words.

(06:52):
I'll get you back some day. What what are you
doing to me? A hug? Haven't you been cruel enough
to me? I'm cute when I'm angry. I hate you.

(07:24):
Everyone says that before they get to know you. Are
you implying that I won't be different from everybody else.
You are mistaken. A dragon's rage never goes away. Believe this.

(07:49):
I was peaceful and happy, laying here, hopefully for all eternity, sleeping, relaxing,
never having to worry about pests like you. Why did

(08:09):
you have to ruin my fun? Hm? Hm you were bored.
M I know you can't be damaged by my flames,

(08:33):
but I really need to take my stress out on you.
Bet you're yet around adventurer. Run Oh, I'm not trying

(08:57):
to hurt you. I'm just stretching and rolling. If you
happen to be in my way, that's not my fault.
How about you use more of your teleportation magic. Oh.

(09:25):
I may have fun with you, yet I don't get
your hopes up. I'm still very, very upset with you. Now,
if you don't mind, I'm going to get five more

(09:46):
minutes of sleep because only you know now when I'll
ever be able to rest again. Hah, sweet dreams, How
funny coming from something like you. I'll love you some day. Ha,

(10:15):
don't make me laugh
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