July 20, 2025 • 10 mins
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◆ Where would you rather take shelter in the jungle? A lamia's nest or the mouth of a jaguar? Lucky for you, you don't have to make such a choice! You accidentally picked the lamia and now she wants to keep you.
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#f4a #asmrroleplay #lamia
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◆ Where would you rather take shelter in the jungle? A lamia's nest or the mouth of a jaguar? Lucky for you, you don't have to make such a choice! You accidentally picked the lamia and now she wants to keep you.
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Written by: MethodSwitch
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Thumbnail: Midjourney
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#f4a #asmrroleplay #lamia
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I'm afraid to tell you this, but unfortunately you're not
going anywhere now. You can do your best to put
up a fight, it really won't get you anywhere. Hum
mind telling me why you look so horrified. I'm not
(00:23):
even squeezing you all that tight. You're in no risk
of being crushed, at least not right now, only if
you mess up. Now, answer my questions and I may
let you go, depending on how well you answer.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
What are you doing.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
At my nest? Better yet, what are you doing in
my nest? Were you trying to look for any sign
of a clutch? Were you thinking of robbing me of
my children?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Now? I want you to think of this answer very carefully.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
One of those answers can get you swallowed whole, and
not in the way you may like. Huh, you were
just looking for a place to shelter. Hmm, well you
did pick the wrong place, and I am quite hungry.
You're the easiest pray I could get, but you are
(01:29):
just sheltering.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
If I were a human, what answer would I pick?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'd probably spare you. But seeing that I'm not a
human and instead a lamia, hmm.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Ah no, no, no, no, I don't want your thoughts.
I have to do this thinking on my own.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Let's see. Let's see what's it like to have emotion?
Should I be compassionate for you? No? No, that doesn't
sound fun. How about this?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You are clearly looking for a shelter, so that would
mean that you have nowhere important to be right, No
one's looking for you, there's no one to go to.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You're all on your own.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So you have two options to pick from. Either you
can stay here and live, or I'll let you run
free and track you down.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Which one is it?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Will you take the option that gives you a guarantee
of survival or will you take.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
The risky path?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You very much, so have a choice.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It may not be fun your options, but it's still
a choice. Nonetheless, take it or leave it. This is
pretty fair competed to what other lambias will do to you.
I'm trying my best to be decent as humans would
be fairness and all that. If you had caught me
(03:15):
on a normal day, we wouldn't be having this conversation
right now. Well, for one thing, I would have eaten
you whole by now. And I promise it's nothing against you.
I don't even know who you are. It's just survival
of the fittest. Whatever I perceive as a danger, I attack.
(03:36):
Whatever I perceive as food. I eat, But first I
play around with it, tied myself around its body, play
around with its life, the fear in its eyes. They're
obviously increased heart ray, Oh, those lovely little details. Now
(04:01):
I may sound sadistic in saying this, making it sound
like I'm really taking pleasure in doing all this, and
I am. However, I'm not a monster or anything. Yeah
I'm a monster girl, but you know what I meant. Anyway,
I'll keep you alive and fed on one condition if
(04:24):
you offer me anything of value services I mean, are
you good at hunting? Are you good at defending? Really
one of those two things? I could have you as
a mate. Maybe I'll have to think about that.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
At the end of the day. Are you good at
anything that a lemmia such as myself may need? Come on,
speak up? Oh, oh, my bad.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I honestly didn't realize that I tightened up around you
that hard. I guess I got too excited thinking about
my prey.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Are you sure you don't want to be eaten? It
would be so much fun for me Oh, you're no fun.
Nothing against squeezing you, though, Oh look at you so helpless?
(05:33):
Are you as turned on as I am? Right now?
You really are no fun?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Or maybe you're playing hard to get, But I could
care less at this point. I'm gonna get some use
out of you on your feet. I could really care
less if you're good at anything or not. You're going
to do as I say, got it? Each time you
do something good, I'll squeeze you as tight as you
like without killing you.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Don't play dumb.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Now, you were clearly biting your lip and smiling. I've
never even seen the type of expression before. You wreaked
of pure joy and excitement.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
God.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Now, I do understand that you don't want to tell
your potential enemy the things that turn you on, but
come on, you really should try a little bit harder
to pretend to hate it. This isn't my first rodeo.
I know how certain humans get when I tighten myself
around them.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I do my.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Best to give people a little bit of pleasure before
a world of pain comes. All honesty, it seems like
you wouldn't have been so different because you liked it,
And I really don't care whether you do or not.
I do because I like it. I sometimes revel in
the screams. But you're free, which means you have nothing
(07:10):
to worry about until I get bored with you. Make
sure not to make me bored. Okay, okay, first step,
I need to fill up this nest. I have been
trying to look for potential mates, and they all make
me sick.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So we're gonna try with you.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well, I never tried meeting with a human before, but
there is a first time for everything.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Now. I'll try my absolute best not to crush you.
But things make it a little messy, so.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, good luck. Why do it looks so panicked? Do
you not want to mate with me? M? That hurts
my feelings if I had any I'm just kidding. I
do have some sort of feelings, not the same as you,
but they exist. I just like to play around a lot,
(08:11):
unlike you, apparently, M. I was hoping to have a
more playful mate, but beggars can't be choosers. And besides,
you'll grow on me at some point. Hey, I'm honest,
and honestly I'm thinking about how you taste. No, no, no, no,
(08:35):
not that sheesh. I'll find out what that tastes like later.
You know what, forget the mating. I'm just going to
continue the squeezing. Ah, don't run.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I'll allow you to breathe properly soon. I just don't
need you sing any more foolish things. So you're going
to listen to me carefully, and try to listen to
me without that heartbeat of yours getting in the way.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You belong to me. Now.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You are not allowed to leave this place without my permission.
If I find out that you vacated the area, I
will hunt you down and I will do terrible things
to you.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Be obedient.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Stay in this area, and nothing bad will happen to you.
You'll protect my clutch with your life. Understand I can't
hear you. Understand good. I'm going to bring back some food.
(09:58):
Then we're going to mate. See you soon. Consider not
running away.
I'm afraid to tell you this, but unfortunately you're not
going anywhere now. You can do your best to put
up a fight, it really won't get you anywhere. Hum
mind telling me why you look so horrified. I'm not
(00:23):
even squeezing you all that tight. You're in no risk
of being crushed, at least not right now, only if
you mess up. Now, answer my questions and I may
let you go, depending on how well you answer.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
What are you doing.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
At my nest? Better yet, what are you doing in
my nest? Were you trying to look for any sign
of a clutch? Were you thinking of robbing me of
my children?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Now? I want you to think of this answer very carefully.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
One of those answers can get you swallowed whole, and
not in the way you may like. Huh, you were
just looking for a place to shelter. Hmm, well you
did pick the wrong place, and I am quite hungry.
You're the easiest pray I could get, but you are
(01:29):
just sheltering.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
If I were a human, what answer would I pick?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I'd probably spare you. But seeing that I'm not a
human and instead a lamia, hmm.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Ah no, no, no, no, I don't want your thoughts.
I have to do this thinking on my own.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Let's see. Let's see what's it like to have emotion?
Should I be compassionate for you? No? No, that doesn't
sound fun. How about this?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You are clearly looking for a shelter, so that would
mean that you have nowhere important to be right, No
one's looking for you, there's no one to go to.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You're all on your own.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
So you have two options to pick from. Either you
can stay here and live, or I'll let you run
free and track you down.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Which one is it?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Will you take the option that gives you a guarantee
of survival or will you take.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
The risky path?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
You very much, so have a choice.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It may not be fun your options, but it's still
a choice. Nonetheless, take it or leave it. This is
pretty fair competed to what other lambias will do to you.
I'm trying my best to be decent as humans would
be fairness and all that. If you had caught me
(03:15):
on a normal day, we wouldn't be having this conversation
right now. Well, for one thing, I would have eaten
you whole by now. And I promise it's nothing against you.
I don't even know who you are. It's just survival
of the fittest. Whatever I perceive as a danger, I attack.
(03:36):
Whatever I perceive as food. I eat, But first I
play around with it, tied myself around its body, play
around with its life, the fear in its eyes. They're
obviously increased heart ray, Oh, those lovely little details. Now
(04:01):
I may sound sadistic in saying this, making it sound
like I'm really taking pleasure in doing all this, and
I am. However, I'm not a monster or anything. Yeah
I'm a monster girl, but you know what I meant. Anyway,
I'll keep you alive and fed on one condition if
(04:24):
you offer me anything of value services I mean, are
you good at hunting? Are you good at defending? Really
one of those two things? I could have you as
a mate. Maybe I'll have to think about that.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
At the end of the day. Are you good at
anything that a lemmia such as myself may need? Come on,
speak up? Oh, oh, my bad.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I honestly didn't realize that I tightened up around you
that hard. I guess I got too excited thinking about
my prey.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Are you sure you don't want to be eaten? It
would be so much fun for me Oh, you're no fun.
Nothing against squeezing you, though, Oh look at you so helpless?
(05:33):
Are you as turned on as I am? Right now?
You really are no fun?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Or maybe you're playing hard to get, But I could
care less at this point. I'm gonna get some use
out of you on your feet. I could really care
less if you're good at anything or not. You're going
to do as I say, got it? Each time you
do something good, I'll squeeze you as tight as you
like without killing you.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Don't play dumb.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Now, you were clearly biting your lip and smiling. I've
never even seen the type of expression before. You wreaked
of pure joy and excitement.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
God.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Now, I do understand that you don't want to tell
your potential enemy the things that turn you on, but
come on, you really should try a little bit harder
to pretend to hate it. This isn't my first rodeo.
I know how certain humans get when I tighten myself
around them.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
I do my.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Best to give people a little bit of pleasure before
a world of pain comes. All honesty, it seems like
you wouldn't have been so different because you liked it,
And I really don't care whether you do or not.
I do because I like it. I sometimes revel in
the screams. But you're free, which means you have nothing
(07:10):
to worry about until I get bored with you. Make
sure not to make me bored. Okay, okay, first step,
I need to fill up this nest. I have been
trying to look for potential mates, and they all make
me sick.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So we're gonna try with you.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Well, I never tried meeting with a human before, but
there is a first time for everything.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Now. I'll try my absolute best not to crush you.
But things make it a little messy, so.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, good luck. Why do it looks so panicked? Do
you not want to mate with me? M? That hurts
my feelings if I had any I'm just kidding. I
do have some sort of feelings, not the same as you,
but they exist. I just like to play around a lot,
(08:11):
unlike you, apparently, M. I was hoping to have a
more playful mate, but beggars can't be choosers. And besides,
you'll grow on me at some point. Hey, I'm honest,
and honestly I'm thinking about how you taste. No, no, no, no,
(08:35):
not that sheesh. I'll find out what that tastes like later.
You know what, forget the mating. I'm just going to
continue the squeezing. Ah, don't run.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I'll allow you to breathe properly soon. I just don't
need you sing any more foolish things. So you're going
to listen to me carefully, and try to listen to
me without that heartbeat of yours getting in the way.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
You belong to me. Now.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You are not allowed to leave this place without my permission.
If I find out that you vacated the area, I
will hunt you down and I will do terrible things
to you.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Be obedient.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Stay in this area, and nothing bad will happen to you.
You'll protect my clutch with your life. Understand I can't
hear you. Understand good. I'm going to bring back some food.
(09:58):
Then we're going to mate. See you soon. Consider not
running away.
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