August 4, 2025 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That should do the trick. If you think till Deathy
was apart, you were mistaken, baby awaken, and her eyes
awaken and her eyes well, your eyes are open, but
you're not speaking. Maybe I need to drip more candle
(00:22):
wax on your body. Oh ah, now you speak. Hello,
Welcome back. How was death? What's happening? Well, somebody told
me to sit on their face, and the consequences of
that happening is death. I warned you. But no, don't
(00:45):
listen to the goth giantess that knows her weight. I
swear human beings just don't like to listen one bit. Yeah,
you died, but thankfully somebody knows how to do witchcraft.
You're welcome. Oh by the way, did you end up
(01:06):
going to heaven or hell? If it was hell, did
you see my dad? Unable to put it into words,
I'm not shocked. Must be a way to keep all
that under wraps so us mortals will never know and
tell the secrets of the afterlife. Either way, welcome back, darling.
(01:31):
You kind of actually gave me a bit of a
scare once again. Witchcraft yay, But at first it took
me a while to actually find the spell required to
bring you back, and I was starting to panic. I
didn't want to catch a case because you were the
one that made me do this. Oh, you didn't make
(01:55):
me do it. You were begging me, begging me to
sit on you. I kept telling you every single time
you would die, you will get crushed. The outcome would
not be in your favor. But you kept insisting and saying,
if I die, I die. Why do you think I
(02:15):
learned witchcraft to begin with? I knew this day was
going to come. You want to do it again. No,
we're not going to do it again. You and I
need to be figuring out if you even came back properly.
I mean, sometimes these types of spells end up backfiring,
and you may be a little bit more evil, I
(02:40):
guess would be the right word. Don't worry, though, I
got a checklist. It's in the book. I'm gonna get
to the page. Uh. Okay, are you having a craving
for human flesh? Okay? No? Good? Good? Okay? How about
slaughtering your enemies or anybody that's wrong to you? Okay,
(03:05):
that's good, that's good. Why is there a checklist? I
guess this is just like a really common thing that
happens when people come back from the dead. Do want
to ask me? This is my first time doing it.
Speaking of which, once again, you're welcome. Yeah, thank you,
that's what I wanted to hear. Thank you, my god.
(03:28):
You lost your manners to something. One thing you didn't
lose is your cuteness. Though, how long have you been out?
Let's see, in the first hour, I was just panicking
and wondering if I should call the police not. In
the second hour, I was just collecting the book and
(03:48):
the materials needed to bring you back. And this is
currently the third hour, so you haven't been out for
too long. Ah. You know what, it's probably if you're
gone on for longer, you coming back will end up
being much much worse. So yeah, perfect timing. Imagine if
I waited a day, I think i'd have a full
(04:11):
on zombie. Well you're not a zombie now. Your heart
beating at least, I think, wait, let me check. Yeah,
that's definitely a pulse. It's faint, but it's a pulse,
so there's that. I wouldn't use the word half dead.
(04:32):
You seem to be fully alive in my opinion. Now
we go to a hospital, they'll probably tell you something else.
But in my humble opinion, because we should probably keep
this under wraps, you're one hundred percent alive, we should
just do a safety precaution and keep you away from
(04:53):
people for a little bit, just in case, you know,
the whole revenge thing or eating people saying, or you know,
really anything in this checklist, speaking of which I see
something that's very important in here. You're not having any
thoughts of world domination, right, Okay, okay, good, good good.
(05:16):
There was a little hesitation in that, but okay, that's
good enough. Honestly, as long as you're not trying to
kill me, I'm fine. But I feel a little guilty
and responsible for this outcome even though I shouldn't. But
you're still mine and I care about your well being
no matter what. Now, if only I could do a
(05:37):
spell that would make you indestructible, even if it's temporary,
because now I actually want to crush you, but for
a different reason. Let's see, m come, I swear that motorscleiss.
(06:00):
You know, if you wanted to eat them, I'd be
all for that. You hear them out there just reving up. Psh, God,
I can't take that person hear this. No, that's not it.
Have mercy upon me. Definitely not about that. I guess
I'll look for it later. But if I can find
a spell like that, would you be interested? Because maybe
(06:23):
then and only then, actually I'll sit on you and not,
you know, worry about your continued existence. You like the risk? Okay? Now,
I know you're insane, and you're probably insane to begin with.
I can't even blame the spell at this point. Why
(06:44):
do you want to risk death each time we do
something together because it's fun? Oh my god? What am
I hearing? What am I hearing? Oh Lord, please tell
me what I'm hearing? Okay, okay, So I see that
(07:07):
something is a little wrong. I don't think that's you talking.
I think that may be part of the spell backfiring.
Because there's no way that, my sweetheart is this silly.
They would never say this, no no, no, no, no
no no, correct me. You would never, ever, so willingly
(07:28):
want to risk your life just for a moment of peace,
right right right? Oh my god, And you're into God's
girls and giantesses. But this is ridiculous. Come on, yeah,
(07:48):
that's about it. Okay. So if you're having any of
these symptoms in the checklist, I can just do a
tranquility spell, but other than that, there's not really any
helping you. So I'm really just gonna have to keep
an eye on you for about the rest of your life,
depending on how long that is. If you are in
(08:09):
fact immortal at the moment, then you're going to live
longer than me at this point. There's also a spell
for that. But eh, yeah, yeah, this is gonna be
a lot more difficult than I realized. Hm. Well, the
ingredients we're gonna need is I'm gonna have to travel
halfway across the planet just to get some of these ingredients.
(08:31):
What the fuck crush you? I'm trying to find ways
to make you feel better, and you want me to
crush you. This is what got you in this situation
to begin with. Oh no, don't say please, it's too cute. No, no,
I'm not gonna do it. We need a focus, baby.
(08:55):
I know, I know you like when I put my
feet on you, but still focus. All right, we need
to get through this and then maybe I can do
that all right. Oh my god, don't be bratty baby, baby.
(09:16):
No a okay, how about this, get my nail polish, Yes,
the blacknail polish. If you can get up and get
that nail polish, then I'll crush you after you put
nail polish on my toes. Yep, that's a deal. And
(09:40):
you know I'm a woman of my word. Oh no,
you can't move. I wonder why? Hmm. Yeah, yeah, I
knew this is going to happen to you. It's a
symptom of the resurrection. You can move your face, you
(10:03):
can blink, but your limbs are not going to be
of any use to you for a little bit. So
I hope you enjoy the floor. Yeah, I could join you,
but the catch feels a lot better. Now why would
I join you down there? Yeah? So I could sit
(10:24):
on you. Mm hmm. Wonderful suggestion, baby, Oh, you needy
little thing. How about this. You receive a punishment from
me and I'll give you what you want, even if
that means crushing you again, putting that out there before
(10:46):
you even ask, because I know you will. Now I've
lit up all these candles just to bring you back.
It would be a shame to waste all with this wax.
Don't you agree? Good? Now, should I start with the
(11:08):
red candle with a black candle. Oh, who am I kidding?
I could just use both on you at the same time.
Whole still dyling, Not like you can even move
That should do the trick. If you think till Deathy
was apart, you were mistaken, baby awaken, and her eyes
awaken and her eyes well, your eyes are open, but
you're not speaking. Maybe I need to drip more candle
(00:22):
wax on your body. Oh ah, now you speak. Hello,
Welcome back. How was death? What's happening? Well, somebody told
me to sit on their face, and the consequences of
that happening is death. I warned you. But no, don't
(00:45):
listen to the goth giantess that knows her weight. I
swear human beings just don't like to listen one bit. Yeah,
you died, but thankfully somebody knows how to do witchcraft.
You're welcome. Oh by the way, did you end up
(01:06):
going to heaven or hell? If it was hell, did
you see my dad? Unable to put it into words,
I'm not shocked. Must be a way to keep all
that under wraps so us mortals will never know and
tell the secrets of the afterlife. Either way, welcome back, darling.
(01:31):
You kind of actually gave me a bit of a
scare once again. Witchcraft yay, But at first it took
me a while to actually find the spell required to
bring you back, and I was starting to panic. I
didn't want to catch a case because you were the
one that made me do this. Oh, you didn't make
(01:55):
me do it. You were begging me, begging me to
sit on you. I kept telling you every single time
you would die, you will get crushed. The outcome would
not be in your favor. But you kept insisting and saying,
if I die, I die. Why do you think I
(02:15):
learned witchcraft to begin with? I knew this day was
going to come. You want to do it again. No,
we're not going to do it again. You and I
need to be figuring out if you even came back properly.
I mean, sometimes these types of spells end up backfiring,
and you may be a little bit more evil, I
(02:40):
guess would be the right word. Don't worry, though, I
got a checklist. It's in the book. I'm gonna get
to the page. Uh. Okay, are you having a craving
for human flesh? Okay? No? Good? Good? Okay? How about
slaughtering your enemies or anybody that's wrong to you? Okay,
(03:05):
that's good, that's good. Why is there a checklist? I
guess this is just like a really common thing that
happens when people come back from the dead. Do want
to ask me? This is my first time doing it.
Speaking of which, once again, you're welcome. Yeah, thank you,
that's what I wanted to hear. Thank you, my god.
(03:28):
You lost your manners to something. One thing you didn't
lose is your cuteness. Though, how long have you been out?
Let's see, in the first hour, I was just panicking
and wondering if I should call the police not. In
the second hour, I was just collecting the book and
(03:48):
the materials needed to bring you back. And this is
currently the third hour, so you haven't been out for
too long. Ah. You know what, it's probably if you're
gone on for longer, you coming back will end up
being much much worse. So yeah, perfect timing. Imagine if
I waited a day, I think i'd have a full
(04:11):
on zombie. Well you're not a zombie now. Your heart
beating at least, I think, wait, let me check. Yeah,
that's definitely a pulse. It's faint, but it's a pulse,
so there's that. I wouldn't use the word half dead.
(04:32):
You seem to be fully alive in my opinion. Now
we go to a hospital, they'll probably tell you something else.
But in my humble opinion, because we should probably keep
this under wraps, you're one hundred percent alive, we should
just do a safety precaution and keep you away from
(04:53):
people for a little bit, just in case, you know,
the whole revenge thing or eating people saying, or you know,
really anything in this checklist, speaking of which I see
something that's very important in here. You're not having any
thoughts of world domination, right, Okay, okay, good, good good.
(05:16):
There was a little hesitation in that, but okay, that's
good enough. Honestly, as long as you're not trying to
kill me, I'm fine. But I feel a little guilty
and responsible for this outcome even though I shouldn't. But
you're still mine and I care about your well being
no matter what. Now, if only I could do a
(05:37):
spell that would make you indestructible, even if it's temporary,
because now I actually want to crush you, but for
a different reason. Let's see, m come, I swear that motorscleiss.
(06:00):
You know, if you wanted to eat them, I'd be
all for that. You hear them out there just reving up. Psh, God,
I can't take that person hear this. No, that's not it.
Have mercy upon me. Definitely not about that. I guess
I'll look for it later. But if I can find
a spell like that, would you be interested? Because maybe
(06:23):
then and only then, actually I'll sit on you and not,
you know, worry about your continued existence. You like the risk? Okay? Now,
I know you're insane, and you're probably insane to begin with.
I can't even blame the spell at this point. Why
(06:44):
do you want to risk death each time we do
something together because it's fun? Oh my god? What am
I hearing? What am I hearing? Oh Lord, please tell
me what I'm hearing? Okay, okay, So I see that
(07:07):
something is a little wrong. I don't think that's you talking.
I think that may be part of the spell backfiring.
Because there's no way that, my sweetheart is this silly.
They would never say this, no no, no, no, no
no no, correct me. You would never, ever, so willingly
(07:28):
want to risk your life just for a moment of peace,
right right right? Oh my god, And you're into God's
girls and giantesses. But this is ridiculous. Come on, yeah,
(07:48):
that's about it. Okay. So if you're having any of
these symptoms in the checklist, I can just do a
tranquility spell, but other than that, there's not really any
helping you. So I'm really just gonna have to keep
an eye on you for about the rest of your life,
depending on how long that is. If you are in
(08:09):
fact immortal at the moment, then you're going to live
longer than me at this point. There's also a spell
for that. But eh, yeah, yeah, this is gonna be
a lot more difficult than I realized. Hm. Well, the
ingredients we're gonna need is I'm gonna have to travel
halfway across the planet just to get some of these ingredients.
(08:31):
What the fuck crush you? I'm trying to find ways
to make you feel better, and you want me to
crush you. This is what got you in this situation
to begin with. Oh no, don't say please, it's too cute. No, no,
I'm not gonna do it. We need a focus, baby.
(08:55):
I know, I know you like when I put my
feet on you, but still focus. All right, we need
to get through this and then maybe I can do
that all right. Oh my god, don't be bratty baby, baby.
(09:16):
No a okay, how about this, get my nail polish, Yes,
the blacknail polish. If you can get up and get
that nail polish, then I'll crush you after you put
nail polish on my toes. Yep, that's a deal. And
(09:40):
you know I'm a woman of my word. Oh no,
you can't move. I wonder why? Hmm. Yeah, yeah, I
knew this is going to happen to you. It's a
symptom of the resurrection. You can move your face, you
(10:03):
can blink, but your limbs are not going to be
of any use to you for a little bit. So
I hope you enjoy the floor. Yeah, I could join you,
but the catch feels a lot better. Now why would
I join you down there? Yeah? So I could sit
(10:24):
on you. Mm hmm. Wonderful suggestion, baby, Oh, you needy
little thing. How about this. You receive a punishment from
me and I'll give you what you want, even if
that means crushing you again, putting that out there before
(10:46):
you even ask, because I know you will. Now I've
lit up all these candles just to bring you back.
It would be a shame to waste all with this wax.
Don't you agree? Good? Now, should I start with the
(11:08):
red candle with a black candle. Oh, who am I kidding?
I could just use both on you at the same time.
Whole still dyling, Not like you can even move
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