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She warned you about the sprite flavored ice cream.
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#f4a #asmrroleplay #icecream
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She warned you about the sprite flavored ice cream.
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Written by: MethodSwitch
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Attention, attention, Zenya's ice cream is now in service. Come one,
come all. It's a nice hot summer day and the
only way to cool off is with some delicious ice cream.
This ice cream is so supreme it will make you
want to scream that I can guarantee. Now.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
How about you, Yes, you come here.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
You look like you're in desperate need to beat this heat,
with all these record breaking temperatures lately, I wouldn't blame you,
and your whole aura is just completely off. Mm hmmm, Yes,
you need some ice cream? Stat What can I give you? Huh?
You like manilla chocolate strawberry. I can give you a
(00:51):
delicious butter pea can if you so desire, Yes, butter
pea can. Zenya doesn't offer just generic flavor. You can
have Rocky Road, the Apolitan. Heck, I even have mint
chocolate chip. Oh, picky, that's not unique enough for you?
Try this on for size, Raspberry, ripple, moose tracks, rum Raisin.
(01:18):
Shall I go on, darling? I've got everything, and if
you'd like to find out order something. You'll find out
quickly that my ice cream is magical. I guarantee you
that it will put you in your happy place or
(01:38):
your money back guaranteed. Of course, I'm not some type
of scoundrel. I have a reputation around these parts that
I am not trying to destroy. So what can I
give you? Ooh, that's a tricky one. Okay, Okay, let's
see there it is Macha Green Tea, And there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Why that shock look on your face?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I told you I have every single flavor under the rainbow,
every single last one, even some that may shock you,
even ones that aren't even on the market yet maybe never.
It's all experimental. Well, I mean some things are very
(02:37):
very experimental, like no one's ever thought of it before,
or it probably should even be an ice cream. If
I have to be completely honest with you, I'm sort
of kind of the Willy Wonka of ice cream. Do
you get what I'm telling you without having to explain it? Okay, Well,
(02:59):
do you remember the remake of Willy Wonka where he
made a stick of gum that was a three course dinner. Yeah,
that's pretty much what I have going on here, with
a few extra steps, but it's.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Still kind of the same.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
That's entirely fun that you don't believe me, But unlike
other people that say the same thing. I'm actually telling
the truth and I can prove it. Ask me for
any type of ice cream. It doesn't even have to
be a known flavor of ice cream. Just ask for it,
(03:36):
all right, Carrot cake coming up? And what type of
cone do you want?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I can do magic with the cones too. Okay, chocolate cone,
got you and here you go? No, come on, take
it now, don't be scared. It's completely fine.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Eat it. What does it taste like? Mmmmmm? See? Prove myself.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
That doesn't prove anything. Okay, give me your best shot.
What else do you desire?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Pardon me?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, I'll try my best okay, McDonald's sprites, McDonald's sprite.
Why would you ask for the most chaotic thing imaginable?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Here you go? Okay, there, taste it.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
No, no, you.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Asked for this. Taste it? Mm hm?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Why would you ask for this? You know what this
stuff does to people? God, try something else, please, I
don't I don't want to harm you. Stop stop eating it,
stop stop taking it from you. You still really don't
believe all this?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Okay, then ask for something that's not even edible.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, if you want to taste it?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
One leather boot coming up here.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
You're trying to lick it off. Yeah, it's not gonna happen.
There's no way you're gonna eat that. But now I've
proven myself and there's no feasible way that you're gonna
doubt my abilities. No, no, you're not doubting me. It's
not happening right now. You're just playing with me.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I know this.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
One more to prove it. Mmm, I've heard that before. Also,
remember you're paying for this. Oh it's cheap. Is cheap,
It's like two dollars, but still you're still paying for it.
What is the last thing that you desire? My liege?
All you trickster? Okay, that's smart, that's a smart ask. Okay, hmm,
(06:18):
I got you. Why didn't I think of this? Well,
probably because I would get sued. And here is your
elixir five gum flavored ice cream. Unlike the actual gum,
this doesn't lose flavor. Try it, prove me wrong. Oh
(06:41):
I wish, I wish, but unfortunately I can't eat my
own ice cream. It goes against the rules. I can't
eat my own merchandise such as life, but at least
I can make other people happy, So does it taste
good good. I think I ended up giving you a
(07:03):
little bit too much ice cream. Though, if only someone
asked for an ice cream, that would end up giving
them four hands. But that's not possible. That's like fantasy rules,
right unless Nah, noa, I'm playing with you. Even if
(07:25):
it were possible, I kind of refuse to mess with
those types of powers.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
God knows what could end up happening in the wrong hands.
Get it. Actually, that's kind of funny. No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Actually, so yeah, that's gonna be four dollars. Yeah, yeah,
I think I gave you four? Or did I give
you five? I'm so confused. Look, most importantly, how do
you feel?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Remember what I said basically, satisfaction guaranteed? Are your money back?
Are you satisfied? Are you happy? Do you wish to scream? Well?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Scream for my ice cream? Silly?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
When I was yelling earlier, I was saying the facts.
It'll make you want to scream with how supreme the
ice cream is. I know it's silly, but still doesn't
it bring you just happiness and joy? Has you pumped
up and excited? Just seeing you enjoying your treat makes
(08:32):
me so happy? Yes, I live for this type of stuff.
I live to bring joy into people's lives, even if
it seems a little bit mundane with it just being
ice cream. In all this ice cream is a lot
more powerful than you think. But I think you already
(08:52):
have an idea of how powerful it can be. So
about that payment. Look, you have your hands full, and honestly,
since this is your first time here, it's on the house.
Enjoy yourself, enjoy your day. Most importantly, stay cool without hot.
(09:15):
It's getting we're going to need all the help we
can get. Now, you continue to have a great day, darling. Okay,
and if you ever need a little jolt of joy,
you know where to find me. Now, whether the flavor
you desire is normal or out of this world, it
(09:36):
will always be in stock for you. And that is
another guarantee. And after our little experiment, I don't think
you'll doubt me ever again. Now I will not hold
you up any longer. You must have places to be
or really any other place to be done here, so
(09:57):
I'll let you go. Zenny'll be waiting for you to
ret z E n ya, And don't you forget a
dial in. Bye bye, Welcome to the After credits been
(10:18):
a while since I've done this. Before you ask, yes,
I'm doing Actress again, but they will not be included
on pageon, so you don't have anything to worry about.
I've been asked by a few people to resume doing
this because they want to know what inspired these audios,
and like, when I talk in general, it seems so quick.
Thought hell week, how week went wonderfully. I hope you
(10:39):
all enjoyed it, and tell me in the comments what
your favorite audio was. I really really want to know.
I can kind of guess which one was the most popular. However,
Amazon's Giants Strong Women. Which one did you guys prefer
the most? I know personally, I enjoy doing the Amazonians
a lot. Thank you so much for helping me celebrate
(11:02):
twenty thousand and my one year anniversary on this new channel.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Thank you all so very much.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Quick inspiration for this audio is that it's hot. It's
hot in Texas, and a lot of people that I
talked to seem to enjoy ice cream.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
It's not my.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Favorite thing in the world. I'd rather have a popsicle,
but yeah, a lot of people like ice cream, so
I was thinking, Hey, you know what magical ice cream lady.
I mean, everyone knows about the ice cream man coming
around in their truck, but imagine this person's like an SEP.
They have a magical ice cream container that has all
(11:39):
forms of ice cream just whatever you ask for it
is provided. I think there's an sp actually like that.
I forgot its name though, or a designation rather. Anyway,
that's the backstory. It's just people like ice cream. A
lot of my fans talk about the type of ice
cream they like, and I wanted to make something today
that people could really really too. I originally named this
(12:02):
Scream for my ice Cream, not for any reason that's leude,
but because I was actually gonna get the listeners to
start screaming like I wanted, do you guys to scream?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
And I scream back like scream for the ice cream.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
But I recorded this super late at nights, so that
wasn't gonna happen. I don't want the police getting called
on me. So I have a bit of awesome news.
I have become an affiliate for Tokyo Treats and I
got the box today, so you'll be hearing an audio
dedicated to that very very soon. I wanted to make
it about me feeding the treats or just showing you
(12:37):
what's in the box. Basically, well, we'll do it together
pretty much a virtual unboxing. Also, on Wednesday is my birthday,
so I want to do a very special Twitch stream.
I hope I can see you all make it. It'll also
be on YouTube as well, but just in case YouTube
goes down because Spectrum hates me and it likes to
(12:57):
affect YouTube a lot more than Twitch, I will we'll
try to record on both or stream on both. Anyway,
thank you very much for listening to this audio. I
appreciate it a lot. I love you all and talk
to you again next time.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Okay, bye bye
Attention, attention, Zenya's ice cream is now in service. Come one,
come all. It's a nice hot summer day and the
only way to cool off is with some delicious ice cream.
This ice cream is so supreme it will make you
want to scream that I can guarantee. Now.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
How about you, Yes, you come here.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
You look like you're in desperate need to beat this heat,
with all these record breaking temperatures lately, I wouldn't blame you,
and your whole aura is just completely off. Mm hmmm, Yes,
you need some ice cream? Stat What can I give you? Huh?
You like manilla chocolate strawberry. I can give you a
(00:51):
delicious butter pea can if you so desire, Yes, butter
pea can. Zenya doesn't offer just generic flavor. You can
have Rocky Road, the Apolitan. Heck, I even have mint
chocolate chip. Oh, picky, that's not unique enough for you?
Try this on for size, Raspberry, ripple, moose tracks, rum Raisin.
(01:18):
Shall I go on, darling? I've got everything, and if
you'd like to find out order something. You'll find out
quickly that my ice cream is magical. I guarantee you
that it will put you in your happy place or
(01:38):
your money back guaranteed. Of course, I'm not some type
of scoundrel. I have a reputation around these parts that
I am not trying to destroy. So what can I
give you? Ooh, that's a tricky one. Okay, Okay, let's
see there it is Macha Green Tea, And there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Why that shock look on your face?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I told you I have every single flavor under the rainbow,
every single last one, even some that may shock you,
even ones that aren't even on the market yet maybe never.
It's all experimental. Well, I mean some things are very
(02:37):
very experimental, like no one's ever thought of it before,
or it probably should even be an ice cream. If
I have to be completely honest with you, I'm sort
of kind of the Willy Wonka of ice cream. Do
you get what I'm telling you without having to explain it? Okay, Well,
(02:59):
do you remember the remake of Willy Wonka where he
made a stick of gum that was a three course dinner. Yeah,
that's pretty much what I have going on here, with
a few extra steps, but it's.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Still kind of the same.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
That's entirely fun that you don't believe me, But unlike
other people that say the same thing. I'm actually telling
the truth and I can prove it. Ask me for
any type of ice cream. It doesn't even have to
be a known flavor of ice cream. Just ask for it,
(03:36):
all right, Carrot cake coming up? And what type of
cone do you want?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I can do magic with the cones too. Okay, chocolate cone,
got you and here you go? No, come on, take
it now, don't be scared. It's completely fine.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Eat it. What does it taste like? Mmmmmm? See? Prove myself.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
That doesn't prove anything. Okay, give me your best shot.
What else do you desire?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Pardon me?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Okay, I'll try my best okay, McDonald's sprites, McDonald's sprite.
Why would you ask for the most chaotic thing imaginable?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Here you go? Okay, there, taste it.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
No, no, you.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Asked for this. Taste it? Mm hm?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Why would you ask for this? You know what this
stuff does to people? God, try something else, please, I
don't I don't want to harm you. Stop stop eating it,
stop stop taking it from you. You still really don't
believe all this?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Okay, then ask for something that's not even edible.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, if you want to taste it?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
One leather boot coming up here.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
You're trying to lick it off. Yeah, it's not gonna happen.
There's no way you're gonna eat that. But now I've
proven myself and there's no feasible way that you're gonna
doubt my abilities. No, no, you're not doubting me. It's
not happening right now. You're just playing with me.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I know this.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
One more to prove it. Mmm, I've heard that before. Also,
remember you're paying for this. Oh it's cheap. Is cheap,
It's like two dollars, but still you're still paying for it.
What is the last thing that you desire? My liege?
All you trickster? Okay, that's smart, that's a smart ask. Okay, hmm,
(06:18):
I got you. Why didn't I think of this? Well,
probably because I would get sued. And here is your
elixir five gum flavored ice cream. Unlike the actual gum,
this doesn't lose flavor. Try it, prove me wrong. Oh
(06:41):
I wish, I wish, but unfortunately I can't eat my
own ice cream. It goes against the rules. I can't
eat my own merchandise such as life, but at least
I can make other people happy, So does it taste
good good. I think I ended up giving you a
(07:03):
little bit too much ice cream. Though, if only someone
asked for an ice cream, that would end up giving
them four hands. But that's not possible. That's like fantasy rules,
right unless Nah, noa, I'm playing with you. Even if
(07:25):
it were possible, I kind of refuse to mess with
those types of powers.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
God knows what could end up happening in the wrong hands.
Get it. Actually, that's kind of funny. No, it's not.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Actually, so yeah, that's gonna be four dollars. Yeah, yeah,
I think I gave you four? Or did I give
you five? I'm so confused. Look, most importantly, how do
you feel?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Remember what I said basically, satisfaction guaranteed? Are your money back?
Are you satisfied? Are you happy? Do you wish to scream? Well?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Scream for my ice cream? Silly?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
When I was yelling earlier, I was saying the facts.
It'll make you want to scream with how supreme the
ice cream is. I know it's silly, but still doesn't
it bring you just happiness and joy? Has you pumped
up and excited? Just seeing you enjoying your treat makes
(08:32):
me so happy? Yes, I live for this type of stuff.
I live to bring joy into people's lives, even if
it seems a little bit mundane with it just being
ice cream. In all this ice cream is a lot
more powerful than you think. But I think you already
(08:52):
have an idea of how powerful it can be. So
about that payment. Look, you have your hands full, and honestly,
since this is your first time here, it's on the house.
Enjoy yourself, enjoy your day. Most importantly, stay cool without hot.
(09:15):
It's getting we're going to need all the help we
can get. Now, you continue to have a great day, darling. Okay,
and if you ever need a little jolt of joy,
you know where to find me. Now, whether the flavor
you desire is normal or out of this world, it
(09:36):
will always be in stock for you. And that is
another guarantee. And after our little experiment, I don't think
you'll doubt me ever again. Now I will not hold
you up any longer. You must have places to be
or really any other place to be done here, so
(09:57):
I'll let you go. Zenny'll be waiting for you to
ret z E n ya, And don't you forget a
dial in. Bye bye, Welcome to the After credits been
(10:18):
a while since I've done this. Before you ask, yes,
I'm doing Actress again, but they will not be included
on pageon, so you don't have anything to worry about.
I've been asked by a few people to resume doing
this because they want to know what inspired these audios,
and like, when I talk in general, it seems so quick.
Thought hell week, how week went wonderfully. I hope you
(10:39):
all enjoyed it, and tell me in the comments what
your favorite audio was. I really really want to know.
I can kind of guess which one was the most popular. However,
Amazon's Giants Strong Women. Which one did you guys prefer
the most? I know personally, I enjoy doing the Amazonians
a lot. Thank you so much for helping me celebrate
(11:02):
twenty thousand and my one year anniversary on this new channel.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Thank you all so very much.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Quick inspiration for this audio is that it's hot. It's
hot in Texas, and a lot of people that I
talked to seem to enjoy ice cream.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
It's not my.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Favorite thing in the world. I'd rather have a popsicle,
but yeah, a lot of people like ice cream, so
I was thinking, Hey, you know what magical ice cream lady.
I mean, everyone knows about the ice cream man coming
around in their truck, but imagine this person's like an SEP.
They have a magical ice cream container that has all
(11:39):
forms of ice cream just whatever you ask for it
is provided. I think there's an sp actually like that.
I forgot its name though, or a designation rather. Anyway,
that's the backstory. It's just people like ice cream. A
lot of my fans talk about the type of ice
cream they like, and I wanted to make something today
that people could really really too. I originally named this
(12:02):
Scream for my ice Cream, not for any reason that's leude,
but because I was actually gonna get the listeners to
start screaming like I wanted, do you guys to scream?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
And I scream back like scream for the ice cream.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
But I recorded this super late at nights, so that
wasn't gonna happen. I don't want the police getting called
on me. So I have a bit of awesome news.
I have become an affiliate for Tokyo Treats and I
got the box today, so you'll be hearing an audio
dedicated to that very very soon. I wanted to make
it about me feeding the treats or just showing you
(12:37):
what's in the box. Basically, well, we'll do it together
pretty much a virtual unboxing. Also, on Wednesday is my birthday,
so I want to do a very special Twitch stream.
I hope I can see you all make it. It'll also
be on YouTube as well, but just in case YouTube
goes down because Spectrum hates me and it likes to
(12:57):
affect YouTube a lot more than Twitch, I will we'll
try to record on both or stream on both. Anyway,
thank you very much for listening to this audio. I
appreciate it a lot. I love you all and talk
to you again next time.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Okay, bye bye
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